Drug problems

[locodro666]

"Dave calm down your on drugs and this is what drugs do...."Greatest line ever

[SomeForeignGuyStudio]

But I love LSD...

[LuvMeSomeHipHop]

haha laugh at 0:47

[EyeInTriangle1]

@LuvMeSomeHipHop Yup the count from Sesame street lol. Read top comment of the open racism vid.

[LuvMeSomeHipHop]

@EyeInTriangle1 haha yeahhh! i commented on that laugh too, hahaha

[EyeInTriangle1]

@LuvMeSomeHipHop lmao!

[imbueto]

@supaweeman, the last time ate shrooms:

i tripped full-blown for 16 hrs. my dog (pitbull) wouldnt even get near me, she new i was trippin balls hard...

i got up the next morning to go to work, took a shower, got dressed, and then i forgot how to tie my shoes. no shit, it took me ten minutes to remember, and i was late for work...;}-

[SuperSlimdunk]

@imbueto thats kool

[AtrociousB]

His moonwalk is ballin'

[supaweeman]

lmao shrooms are great

[LBHmusic]

Chappelle's the shit

[ItchyKneeSon]

Anybody else hear The Count from Sesame Street cracking up after the punchline of nearly every single joke?

[kgkhjfdh1]

Thiss man is a legend I will cry the day this man leaves us! But for know I enjoy every single joke he makes God Bless u my brotha!

[TheSuperbad19]

hahaha take this man its fuckin' mushrooms!!!! i love that clip could watch it 100 times still funny :D

[HondaSuperSport1100]

wheres the sink i came to fix it .

[Cloud9318RatchetCity]

1:38 - 1:49 EPIC lol

[Seldanas]

*Grabs Chair and walks like he was high*

*moonwalks*

wtf xD

[SEECH7]

LOL thing is hes telling the truth mushrooms are the worst thing ever man.....

Them and salvia & The thing about time keeping is sooooooooo true LOL it feels like 4 hours have been u look at the clock it will be 10 minutes

[SEECH7]

@SEECH7 by the time its evening u think 2 days have passed never do them if u got places to be or people too see

[jakeotron12]

Boy that old man is trippin

[ad11i]

Watch "Ethos" Documentary

[NexisFilms]

@ad11i

Thanks man !!

[michealjohnedmondson]

niccce! the last video I saw was the same as this with just a picture clip.

Now I can see his actual emotions LOL!

[kathleenlamkin7]

This man is too funny!

[ChugIceColdBeers]

@SoCalDualSport You should research and read up on something if you are trying to argue/debate it. Don't just type up some nonsense, you dumb shit

[SoCalDualSport]

@ChugIceColdBeers hey fuck you. I say what I think. fuck off. I just thought that.

[SwaggerLikeUz]

lolololol

[TheSuperbad19]

"hahah that old man is trippin!!" xD

[GamePlayer596]

Lmao.. "Looked at the clock it was 2:43.. GOD DAMN"

[BerkayCavs]

''I planned my day out like it was weed'' lol half of the audience didn't get that

[samjanis1]

Marijuana is the best drug/medicainal herb

[SoCalDualSport]

@samjanis1 I love smokin weed but it ain't medication.

[blackcaseraz]

@SoCalDualSport It is medication. If weed was never discovered till now it would've been known as a medical break through. Helps you deal with pain, anorexia, reduces eye pressure, nausea, slows down the growth rate of cancer, insomnia, the list is so long that youtubes character limit wouldn't let me finish. You should really do some research before you decide to start "love smoking weed" lucky for you it's just weed. Yes i said it it's JUST WEED.

[SoCalDualSport]

@blackcaseraz I think 1% use it as meds. The other 99 use it recreationally. That's all.

[TheTramsen]

@SoCalDualSport HAHA talking straight out of your ass

[SoCalDualSport]

@blackcaseraz it aint meds. its just weed. nice try.

[pkiller0211]

lmao Shrooms r the shit

[trekcannondale11]

He'sFunny

[andthnwat]

then i looked in the mirror...lol

[codyann]

took a nap, woke up - fucked up.

[egl1159]

Lol funny shit

[jazzmaq]

Woke up, fucked up :)

[WeNeedSalvation]

Trippin people are funny people

[Boognish89]

@erik818ws see, I didn't even have to say it and you know what I'm talkin about :)

[Boognish89]

@erik818ws no, the word "bigger" actually means the lowest form of a human being. So, to quote Kurt Cobain..."the KKK are the only nuggets."

[a1sauce253]

Free lunch

[tabaluga808]

i have just a one question: where the fuck are the polish subtitles?

[geekos1]

@tabaluga808

only available at youtube.pl

[MrManutdcr7]

1:42- 147 had me LMFAO

[liecheatnsteal77]

Ya Dave loved by everyone

[Ramdog1546]

@erik818ws shut the hell uo

[erik818ws]

funniest nigger!!!

[mxzysptlik]

@erik818ws What's a nigger?

[erik818ws]

@mxzysptlik a black person

[mxzysptlik]

@erik818ws Really? I've never met one...and I know TONS of black people ;)

[657james]

that is the funniest joke going

[JRod1792]

I clicked this to watch more Chappelle, then 2 mins in found out it was the same video I just watched. I watched it again

[armando140lb]

1:30-1:35 is funny as fuck haha

[KinduVborrd]

At 1:44 I thought he would yell "Moonwalk, bitches!"

[TheAlphared]

ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨ ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨ ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨ ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨ ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨ ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨ ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨ ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨ ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨ ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨ ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨

[Jango808]

@saif Genius ;)

[0110x]

You can smoke some herb and still function. You ain't crisp. But you'll function.

[grimoneus]

"I looked at the clock and it was 2:43..."

LMFAO!

[guidonyk]

one of his best performances ever..CLASSIC MOONWALK!!lmao

[Tksports122]

@SaiphROdunno howd you do it?



[MulahGangKane]

@SaiphROdunno Lol I was just wipin' my shit for bout 15 minutes!

[ubergossen]

@SaiphROdunno goddamn you

[eruptionheadshot]

@SaiphROdunno i wipe it then read the comment -_-

[GenjiZerk]

@SaiphROdunno aWH hahahaha

[tybittz]

@SaiphROdunno lmfao how do u put that in

[jarradlowe]

@SaiphROdunno I scratched it then read it :(

You're a god.

[Kuuzka]

@SaiphROdunno damn you :D

[TheMetfan999]

took a nap woke up fucked up. Ahhhh I Love Dave Chapelle

[UrbanNinja1497]

Still not as bad as LSD...

[guidonyk]

pressure!!!! lmfao

[nastyburgers91]

fucking nigger faggots saying swag so fuc,kking geh and lame.

[krayzie6locc6ni66a]

@nastyburgers91 Rascist!!!1

[AliCee0000]

@nastyburgers91

*fucking

*gay

e.g. your a fucking gay retard.

[andersfranghettot]

Really wish he would have made a crack-head landlord sketch :D

[Coldbizznezz]

lol swagg

[nastyburgers91]

@Coldbizznezz fucking niggerfaggot

[buhlar]

@nastyburgers91 your anger is swagg

[TheYungTrixx]

Which stand up is this?

[ghannis]

@TheYungTrixx would like to know aswell!

[Heron001ful]

hate drugs ...

[damyne77]

1:45 YES

[lonogugeadult]

Hahaha "I'l fix it tomorrow when I come for the rent"

[SuperKingNova]

He's got high class crack head eyes

[lavance12]

Kay you knoooow.... that there is NO waaaay... LMAO

[BAYAREA4150]

0:46 denzel washington

[mrcaliman95]

0:47 The Count is in the audiance

[pietrobasso]

0:46 Creepy ass laugh.

[2011SUPERKID]

@pietrobasso my friend thats a laugh of a high black man

[Velenoxis]

Dave must be tripping on that mushroom...I never once recall him having hair to begin with!

[WowzaBoyz]

@Velenoxis And how do you think he keeps it that way?

[TARBENBOYQP]

BOY THAT OLD MAN IS TRIPPING

[Delontefukaz]

"Dave, calm down. You're on drugs, this is what drugs do." Rotfl.

[WHATAKOOLCAT420]

"drugs are actually for old people you turn 75 you earn the right" hahahaha lol

[TaeTaeBoogie]

@1:45 this nigga did da moon walk!!

[SupremacyHD]

2:58-3:06 THE SAME WHITE GUY LAUGH

[SupremacyHD]

0:46 WHITE GUY LAUGH turn speakers all the way up

[lplunkett2]

Funniest thing I've heard Dave Chappelle say

[evhguitarist3]

3:52 I'm gonna take that challenge

[AxisDSTC]

IT WAS WIERD! THE BALLS OPENED UP!

[83912daniela]

lmao hes too funny!!

[EziixPked]

lol i hate that asshole laughing over everybody else

[DancingSpiderman]

If MJ continued to live to 72, some FBI Agents would be all like "Michael... the economy's trippin once again, the terrorists are keeping the military busy...President Palin is hanging out with the Chinese Prime Minister AGAIN this Labor Day Weekend... Michael, we gotta ask ya to .... jerk off another kid..."

[fretsnsoccer]

I woke up and looked at the clock, it was 2:43

[TheAmberlynn91]

i cant stop watching this because of the "that old mans TRIPPIN" and the dance.

[illinifan944]

Its like literally impossible to overdose on weed idiots...u have to like smoke ur body weight which yeah...good luck

[EnviedCure776]

@illinifan944 I think I actually know about someone who did that...Crazy...Who brings 150 ilbs of weed to a party without being caught?! Crazy!

[jusatenftw]

don't do drugs, smoke weed.

[qwertyabsurd]

@jusatenftw Weed is a drug

[jusatenftw]

@qwertyabsurd you obviously don't smoke weed.

[qwertyabsurd]

@jusatenftw Whether I do or I dont doesnt matter. Im teaching you something kid, so listen up. Marijuana or weed as you call it is a drug that affects the dopamine in your brain also called the pleasure center. In other words just in case your too dumb to understand, anything that you smoke, inject or snort is a drug.

End of Discussion.

[daroomproductoins]

@qwertyabsurd the same applies for medication, anything that causes physiological effect

[waldron186]

@qwertyabsurd yea every one that smokes knows that shit and fyi you have a better chance death from od on advil than weed

[qwertyabsurd]

@waldron186 Problem is I never said weed was fatal I said it was a drug -- those two words are not synonymous just in case you didnt know that shit. Fyi If you overdose on anything you''l find yourself in trouble, weed included.

[waldron186]

@qwertyabsurd dude im supah blazed idc atm

[qwertyabsurd]

@waldron186 Well then dont comment :) We can end it here

End Of Discussion.

[buhlar]

@qwertyabsurd Incorrect

[tpstrat14]

you aint crisp

[GuitarMan960]

hahahaha lol! "dave! there is no way! that a penisssssss.... is cutting my hair!

[motherhead123]

ahahhah this guy is so funny ! man, WHOEVER LOVES BUD check my video out the most beautfiul nugs ive seen the videos called "beautiful weed" CHECK IT PLEASE ! URL: /user/motherhead123

[apaljaava]

1:38 I think my laugh woke up the whole block

[WilliamLaFlare]

@maltait that made sense?

[WilliamLaFlare]

4:25-5:07 best part

[boobaby796]

This is so funny

[fayeslover]

you ain't crisp....but you'll function

[creamedrubys]

ha mushrooms sounds right

[creamedrubys]

ha mushrooms

[kolumvia09]

Drawer lol

[WowzaBoyz]

hahaha "i thought it was in the drawer"

[ConxcoreMN]

watchin this high. funniest shit of my days

[WREQUIEM]

@ConxcoreMN ur cool

[warfan105]

Woke up looked at the clock and it was 2:43 god damn!!

[dweeezy89]

"shit if i was 75 i would do coke heroin everything i wouldnt give a fuck" haha best line

[MrTYTY1998]

hhahahahhaha dave is the king of comedy

[Gameday2159]

you aint crisp.. LOL

[maltait]

there is no way he did all that in one minut i went for a walk that takes me 45 minuts it took me 4 hours and i was still tripin

[Redeemer117]

@maltait You're a retard and you don't understand the joke at all.

[maltait]

@Redeemer117 and of corse the penut gallery is too retarded to understand its a joke too but thankyou we can all rest easy knowing your the troll in this groop have a nice day tool

[DeDeDurINC]

THAT FUCKING AWESOME POSE AFTER THE MOONWALK !

[YoungKj1]

Dave Actually did a stand up recently and got boo'ed off the stage.

[MiSehGaza666]

@YoungKj1 really?? when was this are there any footage on youtube?

[rajas209]

@YoungKj1 do u have proof of that or are u just talking outa your but cheeks?

[CraziiE1000]

@YoungKj1 The only time I´ve heard of Dave gettin boo´ed of stage was at the apollo in his younger days?

[YoungKj1]

@CraziiE1000 @Rajas209 @MiSehGaza666

My Bad I didnt even watch the whole video, was going by the title. On WorldStarhiphop "Dave Chappelle Bombs @ Zo's Summer Groove"

He Didnt get boo'ed off, Just wasnt one of his best performances. Everyone still loves him tho!

[gingerbasher22]

LOL dave chappelles a great comedian

[capri61lovesrap]

Weed all day

[stickybelvedere]

i have 7 grams of shrooms right now

[StativStakitKasket]

I'm not crisp... I function ! 

[peplajso]

@foxiswallin why da fuck do you type in all he said? now i dont even have to watch it... thanks!

[YakupDenizBilal]

i did shrooms when i was 13

[JokerV77]

THAT OLD MAN IS TRIPPIN!

[lecroix89]

If a penis could cut hair. no pussy would be hairy.

[damyne77]

@lecroix89 omg swag

[crystaloctober]

@lecroix89 GENIUS LMAO

[lunarmantra]

I was there. Awesome night :)

[phsycoskateteam101]

R.I.P. dave we will miss u :,(

[leoisjustchillin037]

@phsycoskateteam101

NO WAY !!! Dave Will Come Back When The Time Is Right...

[fayeslover]

you ain't crisp....

[AlwaysOnlineGaming]

What show is this?

[rangerbylaw]

funniest black guy ever

[speedEjonzalez]

@rangerbylaw [edit] funniest guy ever