The Chaser's War on Everything - Japanese Research

[velutican618]

adorable

[DrunkyMcSwervencrash]

lol, that segment was not the least bit racist....

[DrunkyMcSwervencrash]

@DrunkyMcSwervencrash (sarcasm)

[ARCTURIAN1980]

Hehehe

[BigChiefMike]

i wish the US was chill like that. all the liberals would be screaming racism and kill the show

[MidnightEkaki]

haha the Japanese are so cute >3< I love Japanese & their culture, but I don't hate the Chasers for this. Besides the fact I'm used to their sense of humour, I'm completely against whaling and the Japanese government are very ignorant.

[phantasmagorial]

The skit is cute, I don't understand all the butthurt.

[AlAlslord]

hilarious!

[vkotis]

LOL

[unknownj76]

LMFAOOOOO AHAHAHAHAH

[panzerducky]

it doesn't count unless you have research on the side of your boat

[kcargh]

Ironically this reminds me slot of Japanese comedy pranks lol

[guitargczr699]

ROFL THE SCHOOL CHILDREN! 

[Seishi41]

Remember, white Australians refer to middle eastern people as 'Lebs,' before asaulting them on the beaches and label Aborigines 'Abos.' Ausies are rascist cunts.

And, it's ok to kill kangaroes but not whales.Rascist hypocrites.

[Nit996]

@Seishi41 we do not refer to either Middle Eastern people or the Aborigines by either of those names. Moreover, whales are at the brink of extinction while kangaroos have been breeding so rapidly that they are causing harm to Australias natural environment

[punk45rock]

@Seishi41 And I shall refer to you as a dick.

Also, I'm pretty sure you are the hypocrite here... You know, stereotyping all white Aussies.

[m16isdabest]

@Seishi41 Shut up rag head.

[konnichiwa53]

@Seishi41 someone is a bit over sensitive, Kangaroo is not full of mercury and endangered, nor does it die horribly like whales. Plus why are you lashing out like this? You should know if you are Japanese that our people are often brutally racist so chin up and take a joke. What, do you work in the whaling industry or something?

[Error404AccessDenied]

0:23 does that mean i need to kill women?

[dsv519]

press 9

[kbahboh]

LOL i swear japanese people rock

[conesmoke15]

136 dislikes are japs

[Xaladinify]

"Japan can't get any weirder".

Challenge accepted.

[petypoopoo]

that old man looks like that was the highlight of his day! :D

[bhavir]

i wonder what he would do if they did agree to getting killed for research

[Jamourous]

Those school children were funny as!

[TheDudeFrom0Z]

2:06 chase the jolly japanese person

[firefly66661]

they have katanas he is brave

[gamerooner]

1:49 boom, your pregnant

[firefly66661]

i miss these guys

[j2ching]

OH MY GOD I NEED TO MOVE BACK TO AUSTRALIA

[backhandable]

@j2ching yep

[mdr279]

Good on the Japanese taking the joke well hahaha

[TheJDawg01]

The hordes of running schoolgirls made my year.

[BarrellyRoll]

LOL this is hilarious

[ObstinateFanatic]

At about 0:49 it looks like the ambassador is reaching for a pistol...

[Micklol]

they found a "school" of them

[DrMcNinja007]

In regards to the resent tsunami, suck shit

Sincerely, the whales

[666pat666]

@DrMcNinja007 not cool man

[clipzed]

@DrMcNinja007 wanker

[BZSProductions]

@DrMcNinja007 that fuckin harsh

[HKISfreak1]

@DrMcNinja007 ur taking it WAY too far man..

[ilikevines]

so fucking funny when you see the bunch of japanese school girls running away at the end hahaha!

[panadesu]

How do you translate the top comment? It's something about the show being shown in Japanese TV, whats the rest? Im guessing *We are offended and will never forget this insult"?

[Micklol]

@panadesu

ya something like that.

[gbroll]

i hate asians

[tasu9]

@gbroll

I hate you too ^^

Dont rely on japanese ODA

you poor bitch :p

[sqekcx]

I love how people don't watch the video at all and accuse it of something straightaway.

[Mraznkid23]

0:46

[viyark]

LMAO HARPOONING ASIANS. THAT WILL TEACH THEM NOT TO MESS WITH THE WHALES!

[jkylk]

@viyark It's harpooning Japanese for the whaling issue...not just asians... get ur facts straight. ==;;;;;;;

[viyark]

@jkylk

asian is a race thats a part of japaneese idiot. u ned to get ur facts straight 0_0

[jkylk]

@viyark You comment is the same as.... Harpooning MEN will teach them not to mess with the whales. *shakes head* such an offensive generaliser.

[skywiz3]

@viyark other way around the japanese race is apart of the asian race .get it right

[viyark]

@skywiz3

its the same thing. get over agruing with me, u wish u can prove me wrong...

[Nintendoland1]

BAHAHHAH SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shazgi]

Lol

[LORDeliphase]

Eh...White people are still better.

[j4manasseh]

bloody brilliant

[bosshogg519]

i love japan and its people, god bless the rising sun!!!!!!!

[trannik]

Japanese are the best ;)

(coming from an aussie!)

[AutumnPolitics]

fucking gooks 

[s0stwin]

@AutumnPolitics gooks are vietnamese ppl u dumbcunt. Get your facts straight b4 u say shit u retard

[AutumnPolitics]

@s0stwin fuck off dipshit theyre all ugly as piss anyway

[s0stwin]

@AutumnPolitics better looking then u at least =D. Prob an ugly white fat kid acting like an e-thug. E-THUGGGGG MANNNN

[LORDeliphase]

@s0stwin Gooks are PHILLOPINO people. the US marines called them that in 1901 i think. but its the phillo;s

[wizzle552]

sounds fair to me

[soralol123]

LOL 

[SuperStreetG]

asians are so cool....except those north korean bastards

[rhianna453]

@tasu9 are you fucking stupid? Do your research. Dolphin and whale meat is full of mercury. I don't care what countries are eating it I just don't agree with the japanese government covering it up. It's not fair to their people. Why has this become about racism.... It's about the whales and dolphins. Everyone should be equal. These animals are on this earth to balance the earth not as our slaves or food. We as people are destroying the world.

[raenBow27]

As soon as he said 'harpoon' i thought DAMN i love these guys :P

[Razz000]

This just in Japanese have switched from dolphin and whale to cow and chicken now they're just like us HOORAH.

No one knows.

[tasu9]

@Razz000

@DCdurial

I dont mind who are them.

I do mind what they did.

Australian is just racist and hypocrite.

dolphin,whale,beef and chicken are same. Religion doesnt matter.

ALL LIVES ARE SAME.

Dont you think?

then, youre NAZI.

[rhianna453]

@tasu9 actually I'm vegan and I was having a go at peoples comments in response to this video not japenese people. Most japenese people don't know amputee slaughter or the fact that the meat is poisoning them. They probably didn't even understand the harpoon skit. So how about you fuck off because you don't even understand what I was saying.

[tasu9]

@rhianna453 hahaha

japanese can live much longer than you even if they eat dolphine and whale.

do u know Danish also eat them?? did you also blame them?? why not? skin color??

we will never forget "Crolluna Race Riot"

ALL LIVES ARE EQUAL !!

Dont you think??

Then, YOU ARE NAZI !!

[panadesu]

@tasu9 What are we eating again? Get your facts straight ...

[tasu9]

@panadesu Ha ?

[rhianna453]

@tasu9 actually I'm

[rhianna453]

Fuck you people are stupid. Australians arnt being racist in this video. Educate yourselves on the slaughter of whales and dolphins by japan. Fucking morons.

[tasu9]

@rhianna453

How about slaughter of cows or pigs?? r u christian?

If hindu blame you because you eat beef?? will you stop?

do u know european also eat whales??

fuck off racist.

[MidnightFlower13]

i thought it was racist at first but then chilled a little after they laughed

[tasu9]

RACIST Australians

[noobsluvsboobs]

@tasu9 its a joke relax

and its not racist coz theyre not making fun of them rofl

[tasu9]

@noobsluvsboobs

I dont think so. and I guess most of japanese dont think so too.

people dont forget "White Australia policy" and "Cronulla Race Riots"

Ive heared young Japanese became dislike Australian because of situation like this nowadays...

Ive heared "Let's go Curry Bashing" and some victim of Indian of it too....

[noobsluvsboobs]

@tasu9 yea most parts in australia have racist people

i dont notice it much since i live in sydney :/. the white australian policy was abolished in 1973.

and the cronulla riots happened because the arabic people where being a douche over there

[DCdurial]

@tasu9 the chasers have a war on EVERYTHING, they dislike everything equally so they are not racist.

[jiapien]

Lolz~~~~~ Man, i love this joke!

[ngatfield]

love the face at 2:07

[MevsGoliath]

@Daffy8000 ... Try this video and tell me if it's just me that gets really angry at it.. /watch?v=b7dmXwB8LBA

[travboy101]

i will never be able to stop laughing at the dirty minded responses i thought of to the very beginiing.

[ggiiuulliiaaa]

oh i miss them

[CovenentXXXElite]

this is funny, because the japanese people in this video take the joke well, they know that we are not angry or trying to make a some kind of mean joke specificly at them, the chasers war on everything jokes about pretty much every nationality. (even Australians themselves.)

[devilhunterred]

@CovenentXXXElite I think that's mostly because the Japanese in the video didn't understand that he was actually making a satire of them killing whales and dolphins at the excuse of "scientific research". Killing whales and dolphins is illegal under international law, but Japan kills several thousands of them every year under the justification of "scientific research", in fact, when the meat of those animals all go into supermarkets for sale.

[CovenentXXXElite]

@devilhunterred which i find strange because apparently whale meat is actually a lot less popular then i assumed it should be...something fishys going on, pun intended.

[devilhunterred]

@CovenentXXXElite You are mistaken. Whale meat has been a traditional and popular dish in Japan for centuries.

[CovenentXXXElite]

@devilhunterred i have been told this, but iv also been told that the majority of the population prefers not to eat it. that is what i meant.

[devilhunterred]

@CovenentXXXElite There are no hard numbers and figures to determine which is the majority and which is the minority, since the Japanese government allegedly claims that the whales are hunted for scientific research and denies them as being sold and eaten as meat. One thing is for sure, there are enough demand in Japan for whale meat that thousands of whales are hunted every year, authorized by the Japanese government in violation of international law.

[roloug95]

@CovenentXXXElite yeah no one is safe

[KaylinJH]

@CovenentXXXElite no its funny because they cant understand wtf he is saying so they play along the japanese are a brutal bunch of cunts

[CovenentXXXElite]

@KaylinJH Just because some Japanese people decided hunting whales was a good idea doesn't mean 'all' of them are bad. If that theory was put to every country for something bad that country was responsible for, then every human being would be a 'brutal cunt' (except maybe for a few of the really peaceful/newer country's.)

[kajenius]

@CovenentXXXElite thats because there game show are much much worse

[CovenentXXXElite]

@kajenius Haha, well played, that's one of the best responses to my comment yet.

[1991TheBird]

Ahahahaha yeah thats funny can we kill you lolz

[WingedBull1]

Freaking Funny I cant stop watching these guys hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Daffy8000]

Love this!

Whaling is wrong, You can try to justify it any way you like, but there is no humane way to kill a whale and endangered species should be left alone. All these illogical twits who try to justify whaling by comparing it to what happened in the 1700 and 1800s when the British came to Australia need to stop grasping at straws.

[shakarikiseven]

これがオーストラリアでは人気の番組らしい。

客観的に見ても全く面白くないのだが、ユーモアのセンスが違うの­だろうね。

幼稚すぎて、怒る気にもならない。

[JUKIO01]

haha, hes like ill think about it

[Derp1978]

why do people say, "all" Japanese people Harpoon whale? I mean, it's only a few independent companies that do it, blame the Ultra-nationalist people with blown-out-of-proportion accusations against all Australian People for being racist and the Japanese Government for not tightly regulating the practice, because it's unfair to bag out and accuse the rest of the Japanese, The Japanese public in general are Polite, Friendly and Nice, I wouldn't think that they would approve of the Practice either!

[DimSimToughBitch]

@Derp1978 Of course, I can't believe that some people are so prejudiced. In fact, most people in Japan don't even know what whaling is!

[Micklol]

@DimSimToughBitch

I majored in Japanese and Japanese lit. and have lived in Japan for more than 3 years...and I can assure you MOST japanese people know what whaling it.

Japanese are not stupid; they can defend themselves. and they especially don't need some self-appointed 'defender of the oriental' to help them by saying that they are ignorant of their own culture.

[Derp1978]

Highest rated comments are so inarticulate, lol.

[subwoofferPRO]

mwhahahahaahahahah omfg omfg ahahaha

[Entei2000]

The Schoolgirl one is funny!!!!!!!!!!!

[swphotos]

the japanese we're really good sports in this clip.

i love japanese people, they're really chilled, have great senses of humour and friendly.

[theboboperspective]

@swphotos and there fucking smart.

[k1ownKid]

@swphotos you wouldnt love them so much if you were a whale

[ZacTheHelpfulNerd]

@swphotos chilled? Hahahaha you don't want Chasers enough.

[swphotos]

@ZacTheHelpfulNerd what?

[livvidd]

@swphotos me too their great. although they can't drive for shit

[darkcanuck]

@swphotos ya but they are still killing massive amounts of dolphins and whales.. =(

[happy0little0bunny]

Hilarious! I love Craig!

[BigChiefMike]

Why can't the whole world be like Australia, it would be so fun. Japan seems like a pretty laid back place with this stuff haha

[ashieez24]

@BigChiefMike japanese people are laid back people ^.^

[BrownFlip7852]

@BigChiefMike

why do u think heaps of people migrate to aus. great country, lots of multiculturalism :D

[Awookado]

That japanese guy running away. He's fucking fast! I wonder if that's a speed for ones to reach, when chased by a man with a harpoon.

[JUKIO01]

@Awookado hes like not again!!!!!

[townsville69]

lol omg laugh at the screaming school girls

[mrfriendlyguy]

At least those Japanese people minus the ambassador had a sense of humour.

[Jerraider84]

i reckon we turn to penguins, i wonder wat penguin taste like

[kunpun]

この番組は日本のTVでも紹介されました。

「誇りある」日本人はこの事を心の中では決して忘れないと思いま­す。



[CTobin25]

@kunpun

We must kill those boxs for research!

[Matto6993]

@kunpun translate please

[Anime3691]

2:11 best part :D

[RAVer2036]

@kunpun lulwut?

[MidnightFlower13]

@kunpun それはあなたを怒らせた？

[xingwei12]

@kunpun 中国未忘记以太，那是喜剧。 这是真正的：Chinse电视， Chinse做了， +)

[LegalAlien2011]

@kunpun Translation please!

[Jay93Cee]

@LegalAlien2011 This program was introduced in Japanese TV. When the Japanese never forgets this thing in the heart [I am proud, and there is it], I do - in 思 now.

[peepappaparappa]

Japanese in this show are really nice people in spite of Aussie's evil aim.

This is the difference between Japan and third grade country.

[wowseyl]

1:44 She's so sweet.

[HONORGUARD308]

HAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK THAT WA FUNNY

[FenBolds]

Oh man I wish I had this job. Just running around making a fool of yourself and others all day.

[63blessed]

bloody japanese government. leave the whales alone!! same with the denmark, norway, iceland and greenland. do something else with your time!

[rhart49]

@63blessed Canadians do it too once a year I heard.

[powereater]

@rhart49 No, we bash the seals on the head and then collect them. they are then processed at a hilariously named place called South Dildo. It is illegal to go after Whitecoats(baby seals) in Canada. and seals are not endangered like whales.

From a personal point of view, the japanese and all should hunt whales when they are not endangered. I also find those who save animals because they look cute disgusting.

[rhart49]

@powereater See personally I think that's okay because they're in your land. I wouldn't have such a big problem with the japanese whaling if they did it only in Japanese waters but International waters should be off limits to everyone.

[b1uwave]

Sure is weaboo faggots and Japanese moralists around here.

[MidnightFlower13]

@b1uwave fuck you!

[worldinagrainofsand]

Comic genius...

[landraider101]

REESERCH PERPOSEZZZZZZZZZ

[SpencerBetzvog]

Use a real harpoon. i love how they air this show in america now

[blindyourears]

Actually dipshit, it's human's attempt to reverse the unnatural damage we've done to the environment.

[ThanatosofDeath]

The Chasers are a comedy show, lighten up, you whale-preoccupied bastards and have a laugh.

[islandwarrior16]

Animals come and go, the world has gone through asteroid hits, meteor showers, ice ages etc. Lots of animals get extinct everyday. Protecting whales is mans pathetic attempt to interfere with mother nature.

[DrDarkheart]

@islandwarrior16 You must really hate modern medicine than and tvs and houses and cars and bikes and clothes and guns and pesticides.

[xXxStillSearchinGxXx]

HAHAHAAHAHA!!!! OMG LOL!!! Harpooning the Japanese

[undocumentedspot]

The hypocrisy is Australia is no.8 in beef production, and export to many countries including Japan. I guess chaser applies the same standards on that? and should ask similar question to himself or to Australia PM.

[PhsycoBeeoch]

@undocumentedspot I think you are missing out on the point of this video. They are laughing at the excuse that the Japanese made saying that they are killing whales for "Scientific research" and yeah, you get the rest. Tbh, I'm not really against other countries who does whaling as well. I mean, at least they're being honest about it.

[undocumentedspot]

@PhsycoBeeoch you don't know why they are using scientific research? because of the international moratorium. and since when scientific research on animals meant love for animals? the whole sketch doesn't make sense. scientific research done on mice all the time, I never heard someone claimed scientists love mice.

Other countries who whale use other excuses too for example US allows limited whaling for some Alaskan indigenous people.  Those whales don't help Palin watching Russia

[Imacoolgai]

"You didn't die! How am I going to learn about you now?"

Aw aw aw aw aw he's so precious and lovely.

[SMtwilight121208]

it sick and wrong to kill whales. what we dont know wont hurt us.its also selfish and a human disgrace.its wrong. research?RESEARCH?!?Its just a cover to kill the whales. they process and sell it. i dont find that to be research!!they take its guts to look at like prizes.its sick!!!!!

[TresChicMinet]

AHAHAHA

[aliancer]

1:49 really turn me up

[Cokecakepopcorn]

I have never been so turned on in my line..omfg asians

[ivangrozny27]

what would a japanese person taste like though? Sushi?

[tomermoderchai]

I fucking hate the chasers, but this was pretty funny.

[rcc1111]

LOL thats a funny vid. And best of all it doesn't look like the Japanese people on there were offended, but looks like they enjoyed it. I love good ole fashioned fun like that

[89yy98gt89]

japs couldnt kill research the chinese anymore so it was a natural progresion for them to move on the wales. whos next?

[badseed136]

But the japanese ARE researching. they are testing what spices taste better with whale meat.

Fucking japs, they already fished to dead everything around their island, now the wanna do the same around the world. I got an idea japs, STOP reproducing and help the planet. There´s too many of you, there are too many asians. You´re gonna run out of land, literally.

[juukame]

@badseed136 if u knew anything you'd know that their birth rate is actually declining, and from the sounds of it you're confusing chinese and japanese like a typical sheltered racist

[badseed136]

@juukame All asians have over populated their countries, Indians, koreans, japs, chinese, regardless. The only exception are mongolians. This overpopulation has led to the extinction of all kinds of resources, fauna and flora.

Very good news to know that their birth rate is declining but the damage is done.

[nojira1975]

@badseed136

All asians have over populated, one of that reason is their land is small & They are not killing other aborigines and kangaroos for hunting or for food for dog.

Australia was founded by invasion of British people, that means White people invaded to Australasia and killed too much Aboriginies, Kangaroos, Crocodiles.

I mean, if Australian wish to blame others, Think about yours.

[rachg01]

@nojira1975 Australia did not kill too many kangaroos, in fact, there are too many of them in Australia. And it's not like Indigenous Australians are still being massacred. And as for the crocodiles, hunting problems are hardly ever reported. I'm not saying I blame the Japanese for this because I know most are against it, but you should really not do what other people are saying and catagorise all Australians that way. We don't all wish to blame others.