Vancouver Riot Kissing Couple

[JuliusGulius]

0:58 if they would have just went back to their seats it would have been half ass funny skit, the two minutes after that however are almost as painful to watch as the situation at the Donald trump roast

[4EverCanela]

ewww a teeth gap?!

[GlennCocoGuitar]

justin bieber's reaction like wtf are these morons doing!

[budgerigar42]

I found this on damnlol.com.

[asanrules]

this is so fuckin lame...and since when do canadians have irish accents? lol

[supermansakic]

@asanrules no kidding lol

[holyshit604]

ahaha thumbs up if u heard all those girl scream when justin beiber came up on the screen

[supermansakic]

@holyshit604 what are you talking about

[pandacrunch]

Holy fuck that was stupid. I saw maybe 4 people laughing?

[WeAreOffHanded]

Fuck you America, FUCK YOU

[supermansakic]

@WeAreOffHanded +1

[theofficalWildCard]

sad. sad sad sad.. ruined what was a great moment.

[DLong251]

If we (Canadians) did some shit like this at a Canadian awards show you guys would declare war against Canada

[aaron8862006]

@DLong251 - Bullshit, you do it all the time. More people make fun of America than any other country, so quit fucking whining.

[Ronicish]

@DLong251 calm down take it easy

[VanEmergencyNews]

Disrespecting a**holes. 

[wade2bosh]

Americans are racist.

[dylanjb100]

dumbest shit ive ever saw

[Hugraeme]

Waste of storage.

[thunder9114]

That was pathetic.



[eSH20ll]

fucking americanthe girl was injured and you still make fun of it you need to grow up

[MrMarkzuckerberg]

I laughed hard at this piece of satire, made my day.

[myles117]

lmao i was hoping she would be hot....

[keilaknightxox]

is this for real? hahahaha nobody sounds like that here

[keilaknightxox]

@keilaknightxox  you know its not funny when justin biebers like... wtf..

[MrMarkzuckerberg]

@keilaknightxox Justin Bieber is lame, thus has no credibility.

[markthehippie1]

shitty fucking skit

[MrMarkzuckerberg]

@SimranCandyMann I think you mean't she fell because she was drunk.

[SimranCandyMann]

@MrMarkzuckerberg and how exactly do you know this? Do you have a source? Didn't think so.

[MrMarkzuckerberg]

@SimranCandyMann do you seriously believe their account, it sounds highly unlikely that some one would lay on the ground because they were upset and if they did that would be regressive and pathetic behavior. Don't believe everything you read in the newspaper.

[luizramires7]

only difference between americans and canadians:

1) we're not fat

2)we're not trillions of dollars in debt

3) we're not fat

[markthehippie1]

@luizramires7 only bad thing about canada is that if you see something cost 5 dollars in the store, after taxes its 10 dollars.

[TiredSouls]

@markthehippie1

Where the fuck are you going to shop?

GST is 5% so do the math. Even with HST your $5 purchase is not $10.

you obviously failed math class.

[markthehippie1]

@TiredSouls okay, i was in Chatham, Ontario last week visiting my friend Cassondra, and went into a convenience store to buy some powerade. it was on sale for 2/3.50. when all was said and done the total came out to 5.11. shall i upload a picture of the receipt? yeah, i kept it because i was surprised at the ridiculous amount of tax.

[TiredSouls]

@markthehippie1

thats better, dont be a fucking troll on the internet, you show the world your ignorance.

[TheLkvoice]

@markthehippie1 ? Ontario

Price : $5.00

HST : $0.65

Price Plus HST : $5.65

[MrMarkzuckerberg]

@luizramires7 Atleast we don't act like a herd of angry mooses when a hockey puck is lost. You've got to try harder than that, give me your best shot.

[luizramires7]

@MrMarkzuckerberg lol, don't know where you got that from, that was absolutely awful. . I have never ever seen someone act like an angry moose, wtf? still confused on how you came up with that. Now go eat your super sized meals and paying off those hundreds of mortgages you have on your house "mr.facebook". If only there were more americans like the REAL Mr. Mark Zuckerberg, you guys wouldn't be trillions of dollars in debt....

[kavimander]

That is the ugliest fucking couple I have ever seen. LMAO.

[TyraRay]

@MrMarkzuckerberg .... hahaha wtf get out...

why are you just going around to all the Canadians and replying to them? You're an idiot.

[MrMarkzuckerberg]

@kavimander thats canadians for you, brewski.

[kavimander]

@MrMarkzuckerberg

We just tell it like it is bro.

[good2goskee]

WTF ...... I don't sound like Scotty off Star Trek.... American TV is pretty sad

Let's have a merry round of Jerry Jerry Jerry.....muffled with twinkies and greasy hamburgers

[MrMarkzuckerberg]

@good2goskee is that your worst insult? You've got to try harder than that, give me your best shot.

[good2goskee]

@MrMarkzuckerberg Canadians sounding like a mixed combo of Australian/Scottish/Klingon accentuated with a ridiculous "AhhhhhhhHHH EHHhhhhh" just underlines the stupidity of American TV and deserves a response of a more realistic stereotype of fat Americans who think lettus and an anemic tomato on a greasy fatburger = a salad

[OGKILLa9365]

this is fucking retarded

[bobxtraz]

What the hell is the ESPYS?

[cflisthebest]

one of Seth Myer's dumbest ideas yet.

[sutton123454]

I actually laughed but this is no where near accurate, we're just like Americans, well other then we're not fat.

[TyraRay]

this. is why Americans piss me off.

isnt it ironic that Beiber is the only Canadian without an accent and acts normal? We are fucking aliens....

[MrMarkzuckerberg]

@TyraRay typical Canadian, can't understand a bit of satire.

[TyraRay]

@MrMarkzuckerberg Oh yeah, just throw around "typical" as if you know exactly what we're all about. Come on...

[MrMarkzuckerberg]

@TyraRay Are you Canadian, eh?

[420TRex]

The guy was an Australian!

[wantitloveit15]

okay we dont talk like that.

[alliant]

this is awful and not remotely funny

[iluvrocknrap]

that blonde has no funny bone at all not even smile cuz im canadien and that was pretty funny even cuz americans kiss at home and eat big macs

[MrMarkzuckerberg]

@iMike95 typical Canadian, can't understand a bit of satire and have a bit of tolerance for criticism like Americans do when judged by europeans.

[BasePuma4007]

Americans are so ignorant and stupid

[MrMarkzuckerberg]

@BasePuma4007 a good Canadian would understand satire. Unfortunately, the world has yet to see one.

[Acesfull27]

that blonde is hot

[NASCAR4ever11]

That blond girls reaction was basically everyones reaction rolled into one person...

[JuliusGulius]

this is such a fail

[stsmith1993]

how bout we all drop the canadian vs american thing for one second and look at the blonde girl's reaction at the end... priceless!

[leafsfanmax]

maybe hes giving her cpr

[samsungpropel1]

canadien butthurt is strong in these comments

[Bigasianboi428]

Americans are G-EH

[lunovintoys]

@1:17 Canada No.1 mascot!

[Nitrousox92]

the fucking still looked alot better than live lol

[james44121]

Canadians do NOT use the word "eh" in that context.

[xBobrovskyx35x]

@james44121 What are you taking aBOOT eH?

[james44121]

This is so fucking stupid. Canadians do NOT use the word "eh" in that fucking context.

[roadrageYXE]

fuck off. take a look at the fucking dental work in Virginia.

[cb7pwn]

americans are idiots

[ThePensBurgh]

@cb7pwn who the fuck made this a top comment?

[jwnealy3]

This sketch bombed so hard. It was dead silence when the dialogue began.

[MrMarkzuckerberg]

@cb7pwn correction: Canadians are idiots.

[Ridhwanpop]

@MrMarkzuckerberg you mean Americans , look How your making yourself look like retards in this vid

[MrMarkzuckerberg]

@Ridhwanpop I sense Canadian butt hurt in your response.

[MrMarkzuckerberg]

@cb7pwn correction: you mean America's weird neighbor, the Canadians are idiots. Its a common mistake since the U.S. are near moose country. I got you covered bro.

[pauld171]

@cb7pwn and canadians are stupid

[DukSezQuak]

Fuck that shit, that was disgusting.

[Avalanchedd]

You know whats really fucked up... Weren't they Australian

[KylePriceOfficial]

So according to this... Canadians have Scottish accents? Learn something new everyday I guess

[TheLkvoice]

@KylePriceOfficial and apparently Australians have weird south african/cockney/american/kiwi/­welsh/scottish accents of no fixed country

[CollegeHang]

tsn>espn



[bkwak12]

espys don't need security cuz they got nfl players to take their place hahaha

[u452u]

fuck you bloody Yanks

[furrycurry100]

Brooklyn Decker is so hot!!!

[arielatom03]

so fucking stupid.

[DoctorNambu]

That hurt my stomach it was so bad...

[lennybiaatch]

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oo gay.

[myothercariseva01]

aw shit they really scripted him to do that...and he's so funny on his own...god damn't american media.

[michaelismichael1]

justin Beiberr just lost his chance to get some respect from a lot of Canadians. He should have got up or stopped it letting them insult his home country

[simplelife008]

LOL makes canadians look so stupid

[Undilion]

CLAY MATTHEWS!!

[kfoodyok]

fucken americans are so stupid.

[Lamb00FGoD]

LOL yah I was always thinking the same thing. Screw the kiss,but DAMN on the clevage shot.

[Silv3rXSh4d0w]

i woundering nobody is flaming 1:17 o.O

[210290537]

somehow i feel sorry for brooklyn decker@@~ yeah hot brook~

[MrPepperberry]

Aside from the fact that this is an awkward piece of crud, only one of them is Canadian (the other being Australian). Congratulations, ESPN; you just keep moving from strength to journalistic strength.

[tarheels303]

@MrPepperberry

hahah you think this was supposed to be journalism?

[MrPepperberry]

@tarheels303 Well, it certainly wasn't humour...

[tjackson76]

hehe.... funny eh

[AdamScadAdam]

The most awkward reaction from the crowd

[RayKalmNiam]

Canada > America any day.

And I'm neither.

[delta3303]

@RayKalmNiam of course and we all know it...Canadian Proud!

[stoopkitty2]

wait thats not actually them right?

[MrBlackgrim23]

@stoopkitty2 no.

[DoctorNambu]

@stoopkitty2 No retard...

[litojonny]

LOL at mad canadians

[derekhough123]

Clays like ughh

[fetchy15]

FUCK AMERICAN

[kokoczamb]

1:19 lol that scream

[mpag68]

omg i fucking hate americans so much

[leerey14]

@mpag68 kill yourself.

[bottlesanddetectors8]

@mpag68 Why?

[gmoneycashmoney23]

@mpag68 we hate you too you little bitch

[TheoBrixtonTheKid]

@mpag68 Yeah fuck you bud.

[nancyhoralia]

Her and the girl in the red should be kissing

[hash1212121212]

this was pathetic as fuck.

[Iceechibi]

Another reason I'd like to move to another country, and become a citizen there, and revoke my american citizenship.

[jonno2019]

@Iceechibi there are literally a million or so mexicans and assorted illegal immigrants who would gladly exchange your citizenship with theirs.

[Iceechibi]

@jonno2019 Good they can have it.

[CyraxSektor40]

LOL NERD COUPLE KISSING

[MrNance91]

i would be kissing and licking that pretty muffen?

[Infurnas]

THIS IS NOT THE ACTUAL COUPLE, FOR THE PEOPLE WHO THINK IT IS

[JakobMyhrstad]

Sir i solute you

[1994RTK]

this is the worst joke.. and the canadian accents are shitty

[tntexplosivo]

They are not even funny

[freereg29]

thats stupid

[frozenwater16]

fuckin' retarded Americans, always trying to diss other country's yet yours is the worst. Fat fucking lazy cunts. I am Canadian and wish we could just blow our country's apart for one another, remove you and the french,(Quebec) but sadly that won't happen.

[JakobMyhrstad]

@frozenwater16 Sir i solute you

[toolowtoolow]

@frozenwater16

more power to you, I hate mooses and the way you guys say "aye" in all your sentences and how youre all ignorant and cant take a loss at a hockey game.

shut up you stereotyping ass, disgrace to your country.

[CuteKitKat]

you want to remove us because we're french?.Show some respect.. : (

[loolsos]

god... this was too awkward to watch......... not funny at all

[Hypermext51]

0:50 lol 

[darkscope2]

fuck you! just another reason for me to hate americans

[Davio88]

I was actually embarrassed for them lol

[acarouselofantics]

This "joke lasted too long and wasn't that funny at all!!

[vidamen777]

I mean, even in real life they're not Canadians! Well for one I know the guy was Australian. And if you see the real riot video you can see how much he protected her. He was holding her when she was down, and was desperately signalling the police to stop hitting.

Yeah, yeah, this is all in fun and jokes, nut I just saw the REAL riot video, and it just sucks that the ESPYs people made it look so sloppy.

Jeez.

[Lithidaer]

They arent the real people just so you all know. its a skit with different people

[CeciliaCatrachita]

i'm a honduran born in America and if i were you and was to stand in front of either one from the couple i'd be ashamed of myself.they would follow a similar example of stereotyping people and that just wouldn't be right.out of an appropiet language this shit is just fucking messed up

[flash3999]

Is that Andre from the league?

[mrm64]

.......Not funny. Wow, thats embarrising.

[shinningbrook]

I'm ashamed to be an American right now -_-. Even I know Canadians do not talk like that. One of my friends is from Canada and he speaks normally like me ;D.(Minus the weird texan accent I have).

[aussieattack]

HAHA

[JauntyGal]

Shame on you- this is just stupid.

[shurikanslay3r]

This is fucking gay.

[erikfu21]

americans making fun of canadians again... too bad this wasn't funny at all

[limetheleamer]

wow...that was so awkward...and we don't fucking talk like that...Bieber looked offended