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  • can you do Fight Club please? awesome reviews.

  • weres the boobs i came for

  • like the girl next door and elisha cuthbert ah well what else can be said that hasnt already been blurted out

  • Alexis Texas is the best porn star, she is supper hot and doesnt fuck niggers, now that earns respect! Nothings more degrading then watching a girl get fucked by a savage nigger beast.

  • Do you watch porn on a regular basis? pervert......

  • @ScottFlicks i know this isn't porn, but why do you talk about it a lot

  • @JPizzle1122 Haha, no. I just thought I would ask you. Doesn't really matter though.

  • Weird, why is this video showing up in my RSS feed only now? Oh, and Jon: Are you just using footage from the trailers or the whole DVDs?

  • @HFHeinzeFilms - Usually both.

  • wth? both are garb. this review sucks, waste of time.

  • @exodustormz - You've never actually seen "Girl Next Door", have you?

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  • @JPizzle1122 jon, "girl next door" was a generic fantasy teenager flick. I'm sorry that I have a conflicting opinion. QQ if you were offended. I've watched it, and saw through it.

  • @exodustormz - No, it wasn't generic at all... Have you actually seen it? The film is brilliant. Every review I've read agrees it was an above-average film. You want to give it a 1/10? Doesn't make sense to me.

  • i'll admit, i literally have only seen 3 of your episodes and i gathered that you do a review of recent movies to clue the fans in on your opinion (and you do a good, unbiased job of it); but why are you reviewing an 8 year old movie? is it like a review you wish you had done at the time or something?

  • @freddacar - Sticking only to new movies would be boring. I like to mix it up and review classics, and personal favorites (or shitty movies) as well.

    From the description: "Incorporating viewer comments and tweets, your host and film critic Jonathan Paula reviews everything from opening day releases, recent DVDs, and classics from years past."

  • @JPizzle1122 thats cool too. it's just that the age of the film threw me off. can't wait to see whats in store for the future (A.K.A. Avengers, The Dark Knight Rises). ;)

  • Tricked.

  • @mohammad18080 No no no... Fuck you!

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  • why does anyone care about a review on a movie that came out a long time ago...

  • @MrDpfromhp Because Jon's reviews might possibly convince people that have never seen them that maybe they're actually worth checking out.

    I had never seen Die Hard before but Jon said in his Die Hard review that "If you haven't seen it, you're a failure at life." That alone convinced me that I had to finally see it--and I'm really glad I did.

  • @DukeDarkshadow - Die Hard is awesome, amiright?

  • @JPizzle1122 Yes!!! It really is! The whole Die Hard series is awesome and I probably would have never seen it if not for Movie Night. Thanks Jon!!

  • @MrDpfromhp - Because "Girl Next Door" is an overlooked film many haven't heard of. I wanted to give one of my personal favorites some additional exposure. And since we were already reviewing another porn-comedy film, I thought it would be a great idea to do it on this episode.

  • ar...are you gonna microwave her? :|

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  • The girl next door is an amazing movie! I forgot about it until now

  • Is this appearing as the related video of EVERY microwave episode?

  • @MARIOFREAK821 - A lot of things contribute to "related videos", relevancy, time, and popularity all factor in.

  • have you reviewed Stand by Me?

  • the girl next door is one of my top 3 favorite movies

  • Apparently 29% of the viewers expected porn, not a movie review show

    Sickos

  • @Icicle98 I still don't get why people try to search porn on youtube

  • "Youtube's number one weekly interactive movie review show"

    I didn't know there was any other weekly interactive movie review shows on Youtube... especially any with the attention that would require the distinction to say yours was number one.

  • @Ublublub - Well, that's why we've been on top for 3-years running!

  • "I felt it was MEH" lol

  • i actually want to go watch the girl next door now. loos like a disney-esque movie with porn. And what better way to fap than while listening to predictable cliches.

  • Boogie Nights is the best film about porn, too bad no review for that one.

  • Hi Jon it would make my day if you responded.

  • you should review An American Crime next

  • 100 penis comments in a day!!!

  • have u reviewed Inglorious Basterds yet?

  • @hotjeesy Yes

  • Real Steel: a heartwarming expeience of a lost father meeting his son effects are great and great film except the ending predictable but great 9/10

  • Why did you stop the microwave show?

  • @lucasmom125 - For the exact reasons I already explained.

  • I can imagine you doing video-game reviews. Have you ever done any?

  • @BiologicallySuper - Have you never seen "Game Time"?

  • @DYMOduzen but hd wss horrible 3/10

  • abduction was awfull it was unoriginal unrealistic and not that i expected anything from laughtnee

  • Real Steel: It wasn't anything special but the story was well done and the action was great. Good story, good action all entertainment although dull at times. 7/10

  • You should do a movie night episode where you review your favorite and least favorite sequel movies.

  • @ChrisOvens51 - I feel like I've already talked about a bunch of them though, haha.

  • @cky616craiggg says the guy that gave a view AND A COMMENT

  • عجيب لاكين

  • @ahmed38649 fuck you too.

  • @cky616craiggg - You're a smart one!

  • @JPizzle1122 where are your views now ? should of never cancelled is it a good idea to microwave this

  • @Hyzing - Viewership went up after TMS was canceled, actually. Herp derp.

  • Hey Jon you haven't posted a Video in a while

  • @Bryer17 - Says the guy commenting on a video less than a week old...

  • Lol

  • real steel, is quite an awesome story! very cool graphics, but there is something very sinister about the film, wich ads another dimension to it

    9/10

  • 'Stupidest' is not a word.

  • @dimmddr1 - No, actually - it is.

  • @JPizzle1122 Not a real word. It is closer to being slang.

  • @dimmddr1 but "dimmddr1" is

  • @freddacar "dimmddr1" is a user name. I picked it because I saw the two acronyms on a stick of RAM; "DIMM" and "DDR1". I put the two together to create a unique user name. (I pronounce it as, "dim dee-dee-are-one.") No, dimmddr1 isn't a real word either.

  • @dimmddr1 that's probably the most thorough and coherent comeback i've ever heard. ;)

  • @freddacar I appreciate that.

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  • Can't wait for the 2012 best picture nominated episode. What did you think of Extremely Loud getting nominated for best picture?

  • not raunchy enough for me!

  • with all the 2012 best picture nominations revealed, do you plan to do another oscar special?

  • @thegroove14 - Yes, definitely - had a lot of fun with that last year.

  • microwave a porn star please ;)

  • Do you have any names for movies next episode?

  • @Jholmes012 - Um... yeah... the ones mentioned at the end of this video.

  • Real Steel-Inspiringly perfect film for those who enjoy violence and beautiful stories

  • I meant a heart!

  • I meant -3

  • Abduction-AWESOME!Taylor Lautner -3

  • Ever considered the new Fright Night?

  • @javid53 - Not really, not a big fan of horror films.

  • the girl next door is a really great film, i repeatedly watched it....

  • @JPizzle1122 Oh... It's more well known than I thought. I know 1 scene is well known as hitler's rant has been spoofed 200 times. Also mobile YouTube decided to cut me off wth.

  • Unlike the other people who give you crap, I actually enjoyed this review. Another one you might enjoy is Our Idiot Brother...

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  • Oh Please please PLEASE review War Horse when it comes out on dvd in April, I loved the book and the movie was brilliant!

    My rating? Well I suck at this stuff but I give it a 9/10, Beautifully shot, and one of the best scores John Williams has ever done, Story is captivating and utterly heartwrenching, but towards the middle it drags a little due to lack of action and characters I really don't care about (Who die anyway)

  • Now I have to scroll through the comments to find jambo4433's comment :/

  • I have a great movie for you to review.

    Not too well known. And I bet you haven't seen it.

    The Downfall - 8.5/10 - A drama about the fall of Hitler from the Nazi standpoint. This movie, although about the Nazis, can make you shed a tear or two. The movie showed how dark the final hours of world war II were for the Nazis. From Hitler's premature planning the third rich to the total loss of hope in the Nazi party, this movie will keep you hooked. Sadly, Hitler's rants lacked swears made these sc

  • @TheTyman4444 - It's incredibly well-known, and I have seen it, while living on German border, of all places - seven years ago :)

  • Girl next door one of my all time favorites. Glad you reviewed it.

  • @ewva314 - And I'm glad you enjoyed it :)

  • Love the screen cap, again, Jon. hahaha

  • If Elisha Cuthbert was really a porn star, I would never leave my bedroom.

  • I dont get peoples moans. If you wanna see porn there are plenty of sites for that. :L It says "Movie Night" at the top, how much clearer do you want it?

    Great review, Ill be sure to check out The Girl Next Door!

  • @jpizzle1122 I liked this just from the annotations at the start. After seeing the review of The Girl Next Door I'm going to make sure I watch it sometime very soon.

  • does he really read them all...hmmmmm

    we will see

  • @RSkid1 - Your assumption that I am a liar is an incredibly insulting one. Please don't waste my time.

  • I really liked Girl Next Door, more than I thought I would. Definitely an 8/10.

  • I like movie night, but it's hard to know that's what this is from the title

  • This review made me want to watch The Girl Next Door and I'm so glad I did.

  • @MoreThanMichael - Awesome, I'm glad you liked it!

  • Why do ppl dislike this

  • You should review scarface!

  • I actually enjoyed this review a lot... not sure why people are disliking it. Misleading thumbnail/title I assume.

  • @00ColdFusion00 - Eh... people get all butt-hurt when I use sensational titles - it's nothing new for me, and especially not on YouTube.

  • The girl next door, a movie I watched over and over when I was younger. I loved it. :)

  • Real Steel is a movie that has a great storyline and is technically great. Hugh Jackman once again is the 'Jack of all Trades' 8/10

  • Real Steel: A well done movie with good acting and great fighting scenes. Unfortunatly, suffers from a case of unoriginality. 8 out of10.

  • Abduction - A good film with worth while acting from the lead actors, and great action sequences. Also contains beautifully shot scenes tapped in Pittsburgh. 7/10

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  • Thank you so much @JPizzle1122 ! I Saw "The Girl Next Door" because of this review. This movie is def now one of my favorites. 

  • While I completely understand why you give the vids such...attention grabbing titles, I'm getting REALLY sick of really the disgusting stuff I'm seeing in my suggested vids. Really gross things.

  • Love your opinion well informative. Girl next door was amazing i saw it was a 10/10 . i haven't seen Bucky Larson after seeing this review i got to check it out. Keep up the amazing job . Canada loves ya

  • Boobies.

  • Where do you find the time to read all of these? That would take me all day.

  • @BlackTiger653 it's my job, dude. Takes maybe an hour per day.

  • haven't seen many new movies, still love to watch as a reference if i should actually see the movies or not. and love the annotation!

  • so formulaic means that its like a formula, ok, fair enough. sophmore year is 2nd year of university right? (over here we call it '2nd year') im not really getting how the film is like that.

  • @SamThomas23sr - I didn't say "sophomore", I said "sophomoric"... keep reading that dictionary of yours, these aren't complicated words.

  • @JPizzle1122 Yeah sorry for the confusion. I got that you said sophomoric (a word that doesn't appear in google chrome's dictionary- granted it is just a browser) but surely sophmoric means "sophmore like" same as barbaric means barbarian in nature. and I think that seeing as how this is the first time I've ever heard sophomoric used in any context it can count as a complex word maybe? Thanks for replying though, I appreciate it.

  • @SamThomas23sr - Mostly, it means "childish"... not sure why Chrome didn't have that...?

  • Real Steel: really nice vfx and good storyline. I really enjoyed it! 8/10

    Oh btw jon why do sopa/pipa don't delete your videos i mean, the movies are copyrighted?? Or do you get permission for it? Thnx already

  • @JPizzle1122 Now I know you will never read this. However, I'd like to personally tell you that you need to rethink your method of trying to make money from Youtube. This video is pathetic on every front, from the "CLICK ME" title to the way you so obviously use big words to make your reviews sound more sophisticated. Also, it is beyond me how you could make a video on movies about porn and not include Boogie Nights.

  • @GoOnAlone

    1) Pretty sure I very explicitly said I read every comment? Did you think I was lying?

    2) The title is sensational, yes... but it is required advertising in an SEO-driven culture where my work sadly does *not* speak for itself.

    3) Okay... so I should just dumb-down my reviews to pander to the idiots with limited lexicons? No thanks.

    4) This is no an all-inclusive list of porn-films, just one new one, and another I felt like highlighting.

    Calm down dude...

  • @JPizzle1122 I'm glad to see you read every comment I didn't know that. I think the title is just over the top a bit, and I know you do it with a lot of your videos but its just sort of stale to see these sensational titles in my subscription box all the time. I don't want you to dumb down your reviews but some phrases you use make the reviews seem very unnatural. The only reason I care about your movie choice is because your wasting an opportunity to showcase truly great cinema.

  • @GoOnAlone - You "didn't know that" because you didn't even watch the video you're complaining about...

    And who's to say I won't review Boogie Nights in a future video? My reviews are not unscripted, casual conversation -- they are well-written, scripted thoughts, which is exactly what I'm aiming for. The Five-word-summary doesn't give me a lot of wiggle-room, I have to use "large" words to fit in all my points in just 5 words.

    And "Formulaic" is hardly a big word.

  • @JPizzle1122 First of all, I'd like to clear up that I have indeed watched the video I'm complaining about.

    I would strongly encourage you to review Boogie Nights in the future, but to not use that excuse to avoid choosing the best possible movies for each episode. I don't dislike the neat scripted format of your review, I felt that it sounded unnatural, your complex sentences structures make it hard to take in the review all at once.

  • @GoOnAlone Your statements are contradictory. If you watched this video as you claim, you would have known I read ever comment, because I said exactly that. But earlier you claimed you "didn't know" I read the comments (why would they even exist then?)...so which is it?

  • @GoOnAlone Also, the point of Movie Night is not to highlight the "best" movies possible... so I have no idea why you assume Boogie Nights "deserves" to be featured.

  • @JPizzle1122 Many Youtubers say the same things over and over again "Like, subscribe, comment ect" and when you watch a lot of youtube videos, you start to tune them out. Sorry I didn't listen close enough to that part, but I did watch your video like it or not. Also, Boogie Nights is a very well acclaimed movie that is much more important to the genre than the movies you picked, simply based on the year it was released.

  • @GoOnAlone - Have you actually seen "The Girl Next Door"?

  • @JPizzle1122 Nope, I watched a review on it once though, and it made me want to watch it so i probably will soon ngl. I liked your video for a long time dude, this one just wasn't good.

  • @GoOnAlone - This video is one of my best... I honestly have no idea what your issue with it is...

    You watched a review on it once? Um... like, just now?

  • @JPizzle1122 Also, why did you decide to take on the challenge of writing a 5 word review, it seems like a bad idea.

    And when i said big words I meant "infrequently used words", In order to allow your audience to take in information quickly, you want to avoid using uncommon language because it will get some people caught up. Your review would read well, yes, but that does not make it a good Youtube video.

  • Where should I mail the ties to?

  • formulaically sophmoric... I had to Google that one...

  • @maxtetsuo - Really? You didn't know what "Formulaic" or "Sophomoric" meant?

  • Girl Next Door has been one of my favorite movies for the longest time! Glad you reviewed it. This video makes me want to watch it again!

  • @Rakoui64 - You should!

  • i thought the first movie was "porn to be a star" haha xD

  • Admit it. Most of us came here cause the thumbnail had boobs.

  • but its not your vids so how it ur job

  • @jambo4433 - You'll have to phrase that in the form of a question... in English.

  • All the people that are giving this video a thumbs down just because the title is "misleading" are really sad. Jon always mixes up the titles of the movies he willr eview on his videos. This is youtube not a porn site. If you want to see naked porn stars, go on some porn sites and get off youtube.

  • The girl next door was what made me stop having a childhood crush on Elisha Cuthbert, Don't know why.

  • @brandonha - You were still a child in 2004?

  • @JPizzle1122 Well like 13ish, but I had a crush on her from Popular Mechanics for kids. Used to watch that before school.

  • Real Steel: Intelligent, believable, well-acted and fun. Went in thinking it'd be a cheesy mess, but I was pleasantly surprised to be dead wrong. The one slightly annoying factor: It's a movie set in the future with tons of contemporary product placement - "Spot he corporate logos" would be a good drinking game for this film. Overall, a press quote from the TV spot for the DVD puts it best: "Rocky with robots." 8/10

  • can't wait for next weeks movie night! :D

  • Replace validity with soundtrack.

  • I like this show only :D

  • You uses the same tweet twice...

  • @TenorCG - Yeah... I noticed that afterwards.

  • 6:01 for the one who is here only for the picture of the vid

  • this guy is awesome! and so is the show, i always enjoy watching it! :D

  • My best friend and I used to watch The Girl Next Door all the time. It is a quite heartwarming film and despite being a little predictable, it's a fun ride. 9/10

  • Real Steel: Went into it thinking it would be a pretty bad movie. It actually turned out to be fairly enjoyable. The characters were sometimes a little unbelievable. However the story kept me interested and at the end you are routing for the main characters. 8/10

  • what about extremely loud close!!

  • girl next door one of my favorite movies :D

  • Allright so first Abduction was a very good movie 7/10 because it did have some good action but i could never get over the whole werewolf thing and was pretty predictable. Second Real Steel in my veiw was an amazing movie full of parts that filled in a few comic books that i didnt read, I give Real Steel a 9/10 because of its beautiful plot and astounding relatable-ness if that is even a real word

  • Hey i really want to thank you, I want to watch a movie every weekend usually but i never know what to watch. but with your show i just pick one of the movies your list and watch it. THANKS!

  • @lkjubea - Awesome! Which are you going to watch this weekend?

  • "everyone's favourite former werewolf"? Jonathan...I'm disappointed...

  • Leon Paul thumbs up if you spotted it.

  • The Girl Next Door - it has Fencing in it - WIN.