Alexis Texas is the best porn star, she is supper hot and doesnt fuck niggers, now that earns respect! Nothings more degrading then watching a girl get fucked by a savage nigger beast.
@JPizzle1122 jon, "girl next door" was a generic fantasy teenager flick. I'm sorry that I have a conflicting opinion. QQ if you were offended. I've watched it, and saw through it.
@exodustormz - No, it wasn't generic at all... Have you actually seen it? The film is brilliant. Every review I've read agrees it was an above-average film. You want to give it a 1/10? Doesn't make sense to me.
i'll admit, i literally have only seen 3 of your episodes and i gathered that you do a review of recent movies to clue the fans in on your opinion (and you do a good, unbiased job of it); but why are you reviewing an 8 year old movie? is it like a review you wish you had done at the time or something?
@freddacar - Sticking only to new movies would be boring. I like to mix it up and review classics, and personal favorites (or shitty movies) as well.
From the description: "Incorporating viewer comments and tweets, your host and film critic Jonathan Paula reviews everything from opening day releases, recent DVDs, and classics from years past."
@JPizzle1122 thats cool too. it's just that the age of the film threw me off. can't wait to see whats in store for the future (A.K.A. Avengers, The Dark Knight Rises). ;)
So you could do a "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This" episode to bring in views or put a picture of a hot babe with a top view of her tits as a thumbnail and a tittle "Hottest Porn Star Ever". You chose to put a picture of a hot babe with a top view of her tits as a thumbnail and a tittle "Hottest Porn Star Ever". I am disappoint.
@MrDpfromhp Because Jon's reviews might possibly convince people that have never seen them that maybe they're actually worth checking out.
I had never seen Die Hard before but Jon said in his Die Hard review that "If you haven't seen it, you're a failure at life." That alone convinced me that I had to finally see it--and I'm really glad I did.
@MrDpfromhp - Because "Girl Next Door" is an overlooked film many haven't heard of. I wanted to give one of my personal favorites some additional exposure. And since we were already reviewing another porn-comedy film, I thought it would be a great idea to do it on this episode.
"Youtube's number one weekly interactive movie review show"
I didn't know there was any other weekly interactive movie review shows on Youtube... especially any with the attention that would require the distinction to say yours was number one.
i actually want to go watch the girl next door now. loos like a disney-esque movie with porn. And what better way to fap than while listening to predictable cliches.
Real Steel: It wasn't anything special but the story was well done and the action was great. Good story, good action all entertainment although dull at times. 7/10
@freddacar "dimmddr1" is a user name. I picked it because I saw the two acronyms on a stick of RAM; "DIMM" and "DDR1". I put the two together to create a unique user name. (I pronounce it as, "dim dee-dee-are-one.") No, dimmddr1 isn't a real word either.
@JPizzle1122 Oh... It's more well known than I thought. I know 1 scene is well known as hitler's rant has been spoofed 200 times. Also mobile YouTube decided to cut me off wth.
Oh Please please PLEASE review War Horse when it comes out on dvd in April, I loved the book and the movie was brilliant!
My rating? Well I suck at this stuff but I give it a 9/10, Beautifully shot, and one of the best scores John Williams has ever done, Story is captivating and utterly heartwrenching, but towards the middle it drags a little due to lack of action and characters I really don't care about (Who die anyway)
Not too well known. And I bet you haven't seen it.
The Downfall - 8.5/10 - A drama about the fall of Hitler from the Nazi standpoint. This movie, although about the Nazis, can make you shed a tear or two. The movie showed how dark the final hours of world war II were for the Nazis. From Hitler's premature planning the third rich to the total loss of hope in the Nazi party, this movie will keep you hooked. Sadly, Hitler's rants lacked swears made these sc
I dont get peoples moans. If you wanna see porn there are plenty of sites for that. :L It says "Movie Night" at the top, how much clearer do you want it?
Great review, Ill be sure to check out The Girl Next Door!
@jpizzle1122 I liked this just from the annotations at the start. After seeing the review of The Girl Next Door I'm going to make sure I watch it sometime very soon.
Abduction - A good film with worth while acting from the lead actors, and great action sequences. Also contains beautifully shot scenes tapped in Pittsburgh. 7/10
While I completely understand why you give the vids such...attention grabbing titles, I'm getting REALLY sick of really the disgusting stuff I'm seeing in my suggested vids. Really gross things.
Love your opinion well informative. Girl next door was amazing i saw it was a 10/10 . i haven't seen Bucky Larson after seeing this review i got to check it out. Keep up the amazing job . Canada loves ya
so formulaic means that its like a formula, ok, fair enough. sophmore year is 2nd year of university right? (over here we call it '2nd year') im not really getting how the film is like that.
@JPizzle1122 Yeah sorry for the confusion. I got that you said sophomoric (a word that doesn't appear in google chrome's dictionary- granted it is just a browser) but surely sophmoric means "sophmore like" same as barbaric means barbarian in nature. and I think that seeing as how this is the first time I've ever heard sophomoric used in any context it can count as a complex word maybe? Thanks for replying though, I appreciate it.
@JPizzle1122 Now I know you will never read this. However, I'd like to personally tell you that you need to rethink your method of trying to make money from Youtube. This video is pathetic on every front, from the "CLICK ME" title to the way you so obviously use big words to make your reviews sound more sophisticated. Also, it is beyond me how you could make a video on movies about porn and not include Boogie Nights.
@JPizzle1122 I'm glad to see you read every comment I didn't know that. I think the title is just over the top a bit, and I know you do it with a lot of your videos but its just sort of stale to see these sensational titles in my subscription box all the time. I don't want you to dumb down your reviews but some phrases you use make the reviews seem very unnatural. The only reason I care about your movie choice is because your wasting an opportunity to showcase truly great cinema.
@GoOnAlone - You "didn't know that" because you didn't even watch the video you're complaining about...
And who's to say I won't review Boogie Nights in a future video? My reviews are not unscripted, casual conversation -- they are well-written, scripted thoughts, which is exactly what I'm aiming for. The Five-word-summary doesn't give me a lot of wiggle-room, I have to use "large" words to fit in all my points in just 5 words.
@JPizzle1122 First of all, I'd like to clear up that I have indeed watched the video I'm complaining about.
I would strongly encourage you to review Boogie Nights in the future, but to not use that excuse to avoid choosing the best possible movies for each episode. I don't dislike the neat scripted format of your review, I felt that it sounded unnatural, your complex sentences structures make it hard to take in the review all at once.
@GoOnAlone Your statements are contradictory. If you watched this video as you claim, you would have known I read ever comment, because I said exactly that. But earlier you claimed you "didn't know" I read the comments (why would they even exist then?)...so which is it?
@GoOnAlone Also, the point of Movie Night is not to highlight the "best" movies possible... so I have no idea why you assume Boogie Nights "deserves" to be featured.
@JPizzle1122 Many Youtubers say the same things over and over again "Like, subscribe, comment ect" and when you watch a lot of youtube videos, you start to tune them out. Sorry I didn't listen close enough to that part, but I did watch your video like it or not. Also, Boogie Nights is a very well acclaimed movie that is much more important to the genre than the movies you picked, simply based on the year it was released.
@JPizzle1122 Nope, I watched a review on it once though, and it made me want to watch it so i probably will soon ngl. I liked your video for a long time dude, this one just wasn't good.
@JPizzle1122 Also, why did you decide to take on the challenge of writing a 5 word review, it seems like a bad idea.
And when i said big words I meant "infrequently used words", In order to allow your audience to take in information quickly, you want to avoid using uncommon language because it will get some people caught up. Your review would read well, yes, but that does not make it a good Youtube video.
All the people that are giving this video a thumbs down just because the title is "misleading" are really sad. Jon always mixes up the titles of the movies he willr eview on his videos. This is youtube not a porn site. If you want to see naked porn stars, go on some porn sites and get off youtube.
Real Steel: Intelligent, believable, well-acted and fun. Went in thinking it'd be a cheesy mess, but I was pleasantly surprised to be dead wrong. The one slightly annoying factor: It's a movie set in the future with tons of contemporary product placement - "Spot he corporate logos" would be a good drinking game for this film. Overall, a press quote from the TV spot for the DVD puts it best: "Rocky with robots." 8/10
My best friend and I used to watch The Girl Next Door all the time. It is a quite heartwarming film and despite being a little predictable, it's a fun ride. 9/10
Real Steel: Went into it thinking it would be a pretty bad movie. It actually turned out to be fairly enjoyable. The characters were sometimes a little unbelievable. However the story kept me interested and at the end you are routing for the main characters. 8/10
Allright so first Abduction was a very good movie 7/10 because it did have some good action but i could never get over the whole werewolf thing and was pretty predictable. Second Real Steel in my veiw was an amazing movie full of parts that filled in a few comic books that i didnt read, I give Real Steel a 9/10 because of its beautiful plot and astounding relatable-ness if that is even a real word
Hey i really want to thank you, I want to watch a movie every weekend usually but i never know what to watch. but with your show i just pick one of the movies your list and watch it. THANKS!
can you do Fight Club please? awesome reviews.
FightClubRAWKS 1 day ago
weres the boobs i came for
captnt3rror 2 days ago
like the girl next door and elisha cuthbert ah well what else can be said that hasnt already been blurted out
RunninWild17 2 days ago
Alexis Texas is the best porn star, she is supper hot and doesnt fuck niggers, now that earns respect! Nothings more degrading then watching a girl get fucked by a savage nigger beast.
Dercommandingofficer 4 days ago
Do you watch porn on a regular basis? pervert......
ScottFlicks 5 days ago in playlist Season 3
@ScottFlicks i know this isn't porn, but why do you talk about it a lot
ScottFlicks 5 days ago in playlist Season 3
@JPizzle1122 Haha, no. I just thought I would ask you. Doesn't really matter though.
margitheist 1 week ago
Weird, why is this video showing up in my RSS feed only now? Oh, and Jon: Are you just using footage from the trailers or the whole DVDs?
HFHeinzeFilms 1 week ago
@HFHeinzeFilms - Usually both.
JPizzle1122 1 week ago
wth? both are garb. this review sucks, waste of time.
exodustormz 1 week ago in playlist Season 3
@exodustormz - You've never actually seen "Girl Next Door", have you?
JPizzle1122 1 week ago 2
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exodustormz 1 week ago
@JPizzle1122 jon, "girl next door" was a generic fantasy teenager flick. I'm sorry that I have a conflicting opinion. QQ if you were offended. I've watched it, and saw through it.
exodustormz 1 week ago
@exodustormz - No, it wasn't generic at all... Have you actually seen it? The film is brilliant. Every review I've read agrees it was an above-average film. You want to give it a 1/10? Doesn't make sense to me.
JPizzle1122 1 week ago
i'll admit, i literally have only seen 3 of your episodes and i gathered that you do a review of recent movies to clue the fans in on your opinion (and you do a good, unbiased job of it); but why are you reviewing an 8 year old movie? is it like a review you wish you had done at the time or something?
freddacar 2 weeks ago
@freddacar - Sticking only to new movies would be boring. I like to mix it up and review classics, and personal favorites (or shitty movies) as well.
From the description: "Incorporating viewer comments and tweets, your host and film critic Jonathan Paula reviews everything from opening day releases, recent DVDs, and classics from years past."
JPizzle1122 2 weeks ago
@JPizzle1122 thats cool too. it's just that the age of the film threw me off. can't wait to see whats in store for the future (A.K.A. Avengers, The Dark Knight Rises). ;)
freddacar 2 weeks ago
Tricked.
sanzeebury 3 weeks ago
@mohammad18080 No no no... Fuck you!
IwillloveGwenforever 3 weeks ago
This has been flagged as spam show
So you could do a "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This" episode to bring in views or put a picture of a hot babe with a top view of her tits as a thumbnail and a tittle "Hottest Porn Star Ever". You chose to put a picture of a hot babe with a top view of her tits as a thumbnail and a tittle "Hottest Porn Star Ever". I am disappoint.
steenkypeet 3 weeks ago
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steenkypeet 3 weeks ago
why does anyone care about a review on a movie that came out a long time ago...
MrDpfromhp 3 weeks ago
@MrDpfromhp Because Jon's reviews might possibly convince people that have never seen them that maybe they're actually worth checking out.
I had never seen Die Hard before but Jon said in his Die Hard review that "If you haven't seen it, you're a failure at life." That alone convinced me that I had to finally see it--and I'm really glad I did.
DukeDarkshadow 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 3
@DukeDarkshadow - Die Hard is awesome, amiright?
JPizzle1122 2 weeks ago
@JPizzle1122 Yes!!! It really is! The whole Die Hard series is awesome and I probably would have never seen it if not for Movie Night. Thanks Jon!!
DukeDarkshadow 2 weeks ago
@MrDpfromhp - Because "Girl Next Door" is an overlooked film many haven't heard of. I wanted to give one of my personal favorites some additional exposure. And since we were already reviewing another porn-comedy film, I thought it would be a great idea to do it on this episode.
JPizzle1122 2 weeks ago
ar...are you gonna microwave her? :|
Jinxxed0 3 weeks ago 2
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MrZeus232 3 weeks ago
The girl next door is an amazing movie! I forgot about it until now
PatrickTheHattrick92 4 weeks ago
Is this appearing as the related video of EVERY microwave episode?
MARIOFREAK821 1 month ago 13
@MARIOFREAK821 - A lot of things contribute to "related videos", relevancy, time, and popularity all factor in.
JPizzle1122 1 month ago 4
have you reviewed Stand by Me?
randumbvids11 1 month ago
the girl next door is one of my top 3 favorite movies
matt09ad2 1 month ago
Apparently 29% of the viewers expected porn, not a movie review show
Sickos
Icicle98 1 month ago
@Icicle98 I still don't get why people try to search porn on youtube
DaCheznik 1 month ago
"Youtube's number one weekly interactive movie review show"
I didn't know there was any other weekly interactive movie review shows on Youtube... especially any with the attention that would require the distinction to say yours was number one.
Ublublub 1 month ago
@Ublublub - Well, that's why we've been on top for 3-years running!
JPizzle1122 1 month ago 15
"I felt it was MEH" lol
expojah 1 month ago
i actually want to go watch the girl next door now. loos like a disney-esque movie with porn. And what better way to fap than while listening to predictable cliches.
sewbernard 1 month ago
Boogie Nights is the best film about porn, too bad no review for that one.
bigtoe512 1 month ago
Hi Jon it would make my day if you responded.
Washburn1221 1 month ago
you should review An American Crime next
Starmadien2019 1 month ago
100 penis comments in a day!!!
spikeyd9 1 month ago
have u reviewed Inglorious Basterds yet?
hotjeesy 1 month ago in playlist Season 3
@hotjeesy Yes
JPizzle1122 1 month ago
Real Steel: a heartwarming expeience of a lost father meeting his son effects are great and great film except the ending predictable but great 9/10
MrSnivy11 1 month ago
Why did you stop the microwave show?
lucasmom125 1 month ago
@lucasmom125 - For the exact reasons I already explained.
JPizzle1122 1 month ago
I can imagine you doing video-game reviews. Have you ever done any?
BiologicallySuper 1 month ago
@BiologicallySuper - Have you never seen "Game Time"?
JPizzle1122 1 month ago
@DYMOduzen but hd wss horrible 3/10
DYMOduzen 1 month ago
abduction was awfull it was unoriginal unrealistic and not that i expected anything from laughtnee
DYMOduzen 1 month ago
Real Steel: It wasn't anything special but the story was well done and the action was great. Good story, good action all entertainment although dull at times. 7/10
Fridaythe18th 1 month ago
You should do a movie night episode where you review your favorite and least favorite sequel movies.
ChrisOvens51 1 month ago
@ChrisOvens51 - I feel like I've already talked about a bunch of them though, haha.
JPizzle1122 1 month ago
@cky616craiggg says the guy that gave a view AND A COMMENT
slipknot7mt 1 month ago
عجيب لاكين
ahmed38649 1 month ago
@ahmed38649 fuck you too.
FortuneNeko 1 month ago
@cky616craiggg - You're a smart one!
JPizzle1122 1 month ago
@JPizzle1122 where are your views now ? should of never cancelled is it a good idea to microwave this
Hyzing 1 month ago
@Hyzing - Viewership went up after TMS was canceled, actually. Herp derp.
JPizzle1122 1 month ago
Hey Jon you haven't posted a Video in a while
Bryer17 1 month ago
@Bryer17 - Says the guy commenting on a video less than a week old...
JPizzle1122 1 month ago
Lol
cky616craiggg 1 month ago
real steel, is quite an awesome story! very cool graphics, but there is something very sinister about the film, wich ads another dimension to it
9/10
Clancedrums 1 month ago
'Stupidest' is not a word.
dimmddr1 1 month ago
@dimmddr1 - No, actually - it is.
JPizzle1122 1 month ago
@JPizzle1122 Not a real word. It is closer to being slang.
dimmddr1 1 month ago
@dimmddr1 but "dimmddr1" is
freddacar 2 weeks ago
@freddacar "dimmddr1" is a user name. I picked it because I saw the two acronyms on a stick of RAM; "DIMM" and "DDR1". I put the two together to create a unique user name. (I pronounce it as, "dim dee-dee-are-one.") No, dimmddr1 isn't a real word either.
dimmddr1 2 weeks ago
@dimmddr1 that's probably the most thorough and coherent comeback i've ever heard. ;)
freddacar 2 weeks ago
@freddacar I appreciate that.
dimmddr1 2 weeks ago
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dimmddr1 1 month ago
Can't wait for the 2012 best picture nominated episode. What did you think of Extremely Loud getting nominated for best picture?
MovieReviews98 1 month ago
not raunchy enough for me!
behappyproductions09 1 month ago
with all the 2012 best picture nominations revealed, do you plan to do another oscar special?
thegroove14 1 month ago in playlist Season 3
@thegroove14 - Yes, definitely - had a lot of fun with that last year.
JPizzle1122 1 month ago
microwave a porn star please ;)
Andhika1993 1 month ago
Do you have any names for movies next episode?
Jholmes012 1 month ago in playlist Season 3
@Jholmes012 - Um... yeah... the ones mentioned at the end of this video.
JPizzle1122 1 month ago
Real Steel-Inspiringly perfect film for those who enjoy violence and beautiful stories
iSafariGirl 1 month ago
I meant a heart!
iSafariGirl 1 month ago
I meant -3
iSafariGirl 1 month ago
Abduction-AWESOME!Taylor Lautner -3
iSafariGirl 1 month ago
Ever considered the new Fright Night?
javid53 1 month ago
@javid53 - Not really, not a big fan of horror films.
JPizzle1122 1 month ago
the girl next door is a really great film, i repeatedly watched it....
volikoto 1 month ago
@JPizzle1122 Oh... It's more well known than I thought. I know 1 scene is well known as hitler's rant has been spoofed 200 times. Also mobile YouTube decided to cut me off wth.
TheTyman4444 1 month ago
Unlike the other people who give you crap, I actually enjoyed this review. Another one you might enjoy is Our Idiot Brother...
Midvanwham 1 month ago
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Midvanwham 1 month ago
Oh Please please PLEASE review War Horse when it comes out on dvd in April, I loved the book and the movie was brilliant!
My rating? Well I suck at this stuff but I give it a 9/10, Beautifully shot, and one of the best scores John Williams has ever done, Story is captivating and utterly heartwrenching, but towards the middle it drags a little due to lack of action and characters I really don't care about (Who die anyway)
gabby33384 1 month ago
Now I have to scroll through the comments to find jambo4433's comment :/
TheXboxVisitors 1 month ago
I have a great movie for you to review.
Not too well known. And I bet you haven't seen it.
The Downfall - 8.5/10 - A drama about the fall of Hitler from the Nazi standpoint. This movie, although about the Nazis, can make you shed a tear or two. The movie showed how dark the final hours of world war II were for the Nazis. From Hitler's premature planning the third rich to the total loss of hope in the Nazi party, this movie will keep you hooked. Sadly, Hitler's rants lacked swears made these sc
TheTyman4444 1 month ago
@TheTyman4444 - It's incredibly well-known, and I have seen it, while living on German border, of all places - seven years ago :)
JPizzle1122 1 month ago
Girl next door one of my all time favorites. Glad you reviewed it.
ewva314 1 month ago
@ewva314 - And I'm glad you enjoyed it :)
JPizzle1122 1 month ago
Love the screen cap, again, Jon. hahaha
hitmanbrock 1 month ago
If Elisha Cuthbert was really a porn star, I would never leave my bedroom.
sonicmonkey123 1 month ago
I dont get peoples moans. If you wanna see porn there are plenty of sites for that. :L It says "Movie Night" at the top, how much clearer do you want it?
Great review, Ill be sure to check out The Girl Next Door!
Neonprettykitty 1 month ago
@jpizzle1122 I liked this just from the annotations at the start. After seeing the review of The Girl Next Door I'm going to make sure I watch it sometime very soon.
PsychoticG 1 month ago
does he really read them all...hmmmmm
we will see
RSkid1 1 month ago
@RSkid1 - Your assumption that I am a liar is an incredibly insulting one. Please don't waste my time.
JPizzle1122 1 month ago 17
I really liked Girl Next Door, more than I thought I would. Definitely an 8/10.
squirreljester2 1 month ago
I like movie night, but it's hard to know that's what this is from the title
SamThomas23sr 1 month ago
This review made me want to watch The Girl Next Door and I'm so glad I did.
MoreThanMichael 1 month ago
@MoreThanMichael - Awesome, I'm glad you liked it!
JPizzle1122 1 month ago
Why do ppl dislike this
vipersniper001 1 month ago
You should review scarface!
SGTSlashRazor 1 month ago
I actually enjoyed this review a lot... not sure why people are disliking it. Misleading thumbnail/title I assume.
00ColdFusion00 1 month ago
@00ColdFusion00 - Eh... people get all butt-hurt when I use sensational titles - it's nothing new for me, and especially not on YouTube.
JPizzle1122 1 month ago 2
The girl next door, a movie I watched over and over when I was younger. I loved it. :)
josipis 1 month ago
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Real Steel is a movie that has a great storyline and is technically great. Hugh Jackman once again is the 'Jack of all Trades' 8/10
behappyproductions09 1 month ago
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Real Steel is a movie that has a great storyline and is technically great. Hugh Jackman once again is the 'Jack of all Trades' 8/10
behappyproductions09 1 month ago
Real Steel is a movie that has a great storyline and is technically great. Hugh Jackman once again is the 'Jack of all Trades' 8/10
behappyproductions09 1 month ago
Real Steel: A well done movie with good acting and great fighting scenes. Unfortunatly, suffers from a case of unoriginality. 8 out of10.
lu684 1 month ago
Abduction - A good film with worth while acting from the lead actors, and great action sequences. Also contains beautifully shot scenes tapped in Pittsburgh. 7/10
ether11111 1 month ago
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ether11111 1 month ago
Thank you so much @JPizzle1122 ! I Saw "The Girl Next Door" because of this review. This movie is def now one of my favorites.
yippekaiyaymfckr 1 month ago
While I completely understand why you give the vids such...attention grabbing titles, I'm getting REALLY sick of really the disgusting stuff I'm seeing in my suggested vids. Really gross things.
MsExLibirs 1 month ago
Love your opinion well informative. Girl next door was amazing i saw it was a 10/10 . i haven't seen Bucky Larson after seeing this review i got to check it out. Keep up the amazing job . Canada loves ya
RobertKitchen 1 month ago
Boobies.
Dylanjraub 1 month ago
Where do you find the time to read all of these? That would take me all day.
BlackTiger653 1 month ago
@BlackTiger653 it's my job, dude. Takes maybe an hour per day.
JPizzle1122 1 month ago
haven't seen many new movies, still love to watch as a reference if i should actually see the movies or not. and love the annotation!
TheTacoking1234 1 month ago
so formulaic means that its like a formula, ok, fair enough. sophmore year is 2nd year of university right? (over here we call it '2nd year') im not really getting how the film is like that.
SamThomas23sr 1 month ago
@SamThomas23sr - I didn't say "sophomore", I said "sophomoric"... keep reading that dictionary of yours, these aren't complicated words.
JPizzle1122 1 month ago
@JPizzle1122 Yeah sorry for the confusion. I got that you said sophomoric (a word that doesn't appear in google chrome's dictionary- granted it is just a browser) but surely sophmoric means "sophmore like" same as barbaric means barbarian in nature. and I think that seeing as how this is the first time I've ever heard sophomoric used in any context it can count as a complex word maybe? Thanks for replying though, I appreciate it.
SamThomas23sr 1 month ago
@SamThomas23sr - Mostly, it means "childish"... not sure why Chrome didn't have that...?
JPizzle1122 1 month ago
Real Steel: really nice vfx and good storyline. I really enjoyed it! 8/10
Oh btw jon why do sopa/pipa don't delete your videos i mean, the movies are copyrighted?? Or do you get permission for it? Thnx already
ItsTheSebbe 1 month ago
@JPizzle1122 Now I know you will never read this. However, I'd like to personally tell you that you need to rethink your method of trying to make money from Youtube. This video is pathetic on every front, from the "CLICK ME" title to the way you so obviously use big words to make your reviews sound more sophisticated. Also, it is beyond me how you could make a video on movies about porn and not include Boogie Nights.
GoOnAlone 1 month ago
@GoOnAlone
1) Pretty sure I very explicitly said I read every comment? Did you think I was lying?
2) The title is sensational, yes... but it is required advertising in an SEO-driven culture where my work sadly does *not* speak for itself.
3) Okay... so I should just dumb-down my reviews to pander to the idiots with limited lexicons? No thanks.
4) This is no an all-inclusive list of porn-films, just one new one, and another I felt like highlighting.
Calm down dude...
JPizzle1122 1 month ago
@JPizzle1122 I'm glad to see you read every comment I didn't know that. I think the title is just over the top a bit, and I know you do it with a lot of your videos but its just sort of stale to see these sensational titles in my subscription box all the time. I don't want you to dumb down your reviews but some phrases you use make the reviews seem very unnatural. The only reason I care about your movie choice is because your wasting an opportunity to showcase truly great cinema.
GoOnAlone 1 month ago
@GoOnAlone - You "didn't know that" because you didn't even watch the video you're complaining about...
And who's to say I won't review Boogie Nights in a future video? My reviews are not unscripted, casual conversation -- they are well-written, scripted thoughts, which is exactly what I'm aiming for. The Five-word-summary doesn't give me a lot of wiggle-room, I have to use "large" words to fit in all my points in just 5 words.
And "Formulaic" is hardly a big word.
JPizzle1122 1 month ago
@JPizzle1122 First of all, I'd like to clear up that I have indeed watched the video I'm complaining about.
I would strongly encourage you to review Boogie Nights in the future, but to not use that excuse to avoid choosing the best possible movies for each episode. I don't dislike the neat scripted format of your review, I felt that it sounded unnatural, your complex sentences structures make it hard to take in the review all at once.
GoOnAlone 1 month ago
@GoOnAlone Your statements are contradictory. If you watched this video as you claim, you would have known I read ever comment, because I said exactly that. But earlier you claimed you "didn't know" I read the comments (why would they even exist then?)...so which is it?
JPizzle1122 1 month ago
@GoOnAlone Also, the point of Movie Night is not to highlight the "best" movies possible... so I have no idea why you assume Boogie Nights "deserves" to be featured.
JPizzle1122 1 month ago
@JPizzle1122 Many Youtubers say the same things over and over again "Like, subscribe, comment ect" and when you watch a lot of youtube videos, you start to tune them out. Sorry I didn't listen close enough to that part, but I did watch your video like it or not. Also, Boogie Nights is a very well acclaimed movie that is much more important to the genre than the movies you picked, simply based on the year it was released.
GoOnAlone 1 month ago
@GoOnAlone - Have you actually seen "The Girl Next Door"?
JPizzle1122 1 month ago
@JPizzle1122 Nope, I watched a review on it once though, and it made me want to watch it so i probably will soon ngl. I liked your video for a long time dude, this one just wasn't good.
GoOnAlone 1 month ago
@GoOnAlone - This video is one of my best... I honestly have no idea what your issue with it is...
You watched a review on it once? Um... like, just now?
JPizzle1122 1 month ago
@JPizzle1122 Also, why did you decide to take on the challenge of writing a 5 word review, it seems like a bad idea.
And when i said big words I meant "infrequently used words", In order to allow your audience to take in information quickly, you want to avoid using uncommon language because it will get some people caught up. Your review would read well, yes, but that does not make it a good Youtube video.
GoOnAlone 1 month ago
Where should I mail the ties to?
cisforcat 1 month ago
formulaically sophmoric... I had to Google that one...
maxtetsuo 1 month ago
@maxtetsuo - Really? You didn't know what "Formulaic" or "Sophomoric" meant?
JPizzle1122 1 month ago
Girl Next Door has been one of my favorite movies for the longest time! Glad you reviewed it. This video makes me want to watch it again!
Rakoui64 1 month ago
@Rakoui64 - You should!
JPizzle1122 1 month ago
i thought the first movie was "porn to be a star" haha xD
cankarales 1 month ago
Admit it. Most of us came here cause the thumbnail had boobs.
LordApocalyptica 1 month ago
but its not your vids so how it ur job
jambo4433 1 month ago
@jambo4433 - You'll have to phrase that in the form of a question... in English.
JPizzle1122 1 month ago 8
All the people that are giving this video a thumbs down just because the title is "misleading" are really sad. Jon always mixes up the titles of the movies he willr eview on his videos. This is youtube not a porn site. If you want to see naked porn stars, go on some porn sites and get off youtube.
LilJz1234 1 month ago 12
The girl next door was what made me stop having a childhood crush on Elisha Cuthbert, Don't know why.
brandonha 1 month ago
@brandonha - You were still a child in 2004?
JPizzle1122 1 month ago
@JPizzle1122 Well like 13ish, but I had a crush on her from Popular Mechanics for kids. Used to watch that before school.
brandonha 1 month ago
Real Steel: Intelligent, believable, well-acted and fun. Went in thinking it'd be a cheesy mess, but I was pleasantly surprised to be dead wrong. The one slightly annoying factor: It's a movie set in the future with tons of contemporary product placement - "Spot he corporate logos" would be a good drinking game for this film. Overall, a press quote from the TV spot for the DVD puts it best: "Rocky with robots." 8/10
Senseman 1 month ago
can't wait for next weeks movie night! :D
bookworm981 1 month ago
Replace validity with soundtrack.
SouperIntelligent 1 month ago
@SouperIntelligent - No.
JPizzle1122 1 month ago
I like this show only :D
MrTHEljack 1 month ago
You uses the same tweet twice...
TenorCG 1 month ago
@TenorCG - Yeah... I noticed that afterwards.
JPizzle1122 1 month ago
6:01 for the one who is here only for the picture of the vid
Fl0werOD 1 month ago
this guy is awesome! and so is the show, i always enjoy watching it! :D
pornozaur1 1 month ago
My best friend and I used to watch The Girl Next Door all the time. It is a quite heartwarming film and despite being a little predictable, it's a fun ride. 9/10
fthornto1 1 month ago
Real Steel: Went into it thinking it would be a pretty bad movie. It actually turned out to be fairly enjoyable. The characters were sometimes a little unbelievable. However the story kept me interested and at the end you are routing for the main characters. 8/10
DMAn06 1 month ago
what about extremely loud close!!
Randomguy479 1 month ago
girl next door one of my favorite movies :D
k1ll5w1ch 1 month ago
Allright so first Abduction was a very good movie 7/10 because it did have some good action but i could never get over the whole werewolf thing and was pretty predictable. Second Real Steel in my veiw was an amazing movie full of parts that filled in a few comic books that i didnt read, I give Real Steel a 9/10 because of its beautiful plot and astounding relatable-ness if that is even a real word
BenjaminSick 1 month ago
Hey i really want to thank you, I want to watch a movie every weekend usually but i never know what to watch. but with your show i just pick one of the movies your list and watch it. THANKS!
lkjubea 1 month ago
@lkjubea - Awesome! Which are you going to watch this weekend?
JPizzle1122 1 month ago
"everyone's favourite former werewolf"? Jonathan...I'm disappointed...
Batmanshift 1 month ago
Leon Paul thumbs up if you spotted it.
Needham90 1 month ago
The Girl Next Door - it has Fencing in it - WIN.