EarthBound - Convenience Store (with English Subtitles)

[NanaNiji]

I loved this so much I translated some of the little texts, but not all of them, sorry. Right, katakana skills activate! 0:17 - Hamburger - Ness 0:20 - blam (door closing) 0:33 - Teleport alphaaaa!! (don't know the kanji, sorry) 0:37 - Bou (sound fx?) bunbun = Buzz Buzz (I believe) 0:42 - Pointing to Tony: pretty gay 0:44 - "Something I..." (I guess) 0:52 - Miss 0:58 - Tera trauma (? don't know) 1:08 - Juuuu (sound of the bump?) 1:30 - Geee pu (burp and fart I guess)

[NanaNiji]

Why hadn't I seen this before?? My life is now 10% better. And Poo is adorable.

[NightTide9]

Ness is successful troll.

I think.........

[PhoenixFan765]

ROFL poor Jeff and Paula!

[MrYoGhost]

Ness looks scary witn lips!!!

[DrkAllanon]

this was pretty good. I love the guilty gear one more though ^_^

[supermantahoo]

220 yen please. Here's 11000 yen :3 LOL

[BaronTrance]

0:29 there is Giygas (tv static)

[BennyFourStrings]

Who made this song?

[polineo321]

I don't know about ness, or any other people, but if a punk asked MY little sister if she was braless, they'd be dead

[ReflectingLink]

0:58 By just looking at his Ness's face I knew shit was going to go down.

REAL PAINFUL SHIT.

[everithingbyeveryone]

@ReflectingLink LMAO it's true and there is nails in ness's bat LOL XD.

[Manonthe3up]

2:01 D'aaaw, a Foppy piggy bank!

[allanmario1]

0:57

ness is so cool

[apeada521]

That was funny I should start going to a be convenience store

[EliroX904]

I truly laughed when Ness hit the Happy Happiests with the bat

[tarotjd]

0:42

Lol tony

[Manonthe3up]

@tarotjd The Ballad of Tony is a sad one...

[xAlbinoBurrito]

THE FONT.

THE.

FONT.

[lullabying]

Translations (sorry if I'm missing a few): 0:17 sign: Hamburger ~ Ness 0:18 sfx: SLAM 0:33 "TELEPORT ALPHAAAA" 0:33 sign: Man being used by a woman as a car (obsolete word) 0:44 "I'm kind of fine..." sfx: ding 0:50 Ness: POLITICAL REFUGEES! Tracy: They're all blue... 0:52 Guys: Little girl... 0:54 Tracy: They spoke to me... 0:55 Guys: LET'S MAKE YOU BLUE! 0:58 sign: terror trauma 1:19 Tracy: Big bro.. 1:22 Ness: Isn't 880 yen for this month expensive? Tracy: Let's hurry up and go.

[XoNicolehedgieoX]

1:10 don't we all enter stores like that

[Silverthefox42]

at 0:41 is Tony stalking Jeff 0_o

[ecoblastro]

This is why we don't piss off Ness

[sparky9278]

1:09 SO FUCKING AWESOME

[Alavistaven2012]

Eto Eto......

Eto eto..

eto eto...

eto eto...

[SoraJ14]

Funny!!! I like it!

[Terron145]

0:58 Oh, so THAT'S why it's called the Legendary Bat...

[LightHero03]

LOL's

1. 0:33 Ness is like "WHY COULDN'T WE TAKE THE BUS?!?!"

2. 0:41 no comment

3. 0:58 Ness is pissed

4. 1:35 GIYGAS IS AFFECTING THE COPYER RUN!!!!

5. 2:11 to 2:50 OH GOD THAT FACE!

6. 3:00 Wow those egg's hatched fast

7. 3:05 Telaporting fail

[wickersham]

perfect font

[minervatheEchidna]

Stupid things Ness did in this video: 1. Agreeing to take Paula to the convenience store in the first place, 2. Beating the bullies into a pulp when they asked Paula if she was braless, 3. breaking down the doors and 4. getting defensive when Paula got upset about the change situation.

[erthoflove]

@minervatheEchidna ... That's his sister Tracy, not Paula. Paula was the one mopping.. o:

[minervatheEchidna]

@erthoflove What the heck gave you that impresion?

[NekoAbel]

@minervatheEchidna It was tracy. Paula's dress is pink.

[erthoflove]

@minervatheEchidna ... What the hell...

[minervatheEchidna]

@erthoflove What's wrong?

[Mylesperhour23]

0:46 the HHH they are blue people that hate red people. Lolz when its said like that racism sounds silly.

[mariox901]

0:59 that's the obligatory Japanese Angry face that mean's You about to get OWNED Sucka

[HeWithNoMeaning]

thank you for subs its way funny when you know what they say i love it

[flyroc64]

Lol...chiks in Ness' bag.

[kigo555]

0:42 now i know were the idea of ballad of Gay Tony came from..

[verynoname]

Ness isnt. OLD!!!!

[CAKairi]

LOL, NESS.

[linkpwnsevery1]

Fail teleportation its pure epicness , i love how he get burn on mother 2 and intro of smash brothers.

[poppincorn92]

0:58 and 1:10 EPIC-NESS! xD

[RealCreatorOfSonichu]

i feeel bad for poo, what with all that water he drinks

[S0ulman2]

N NNess...... Aren't you a little too young to be looking at dirty magazines? Myeeeeeh I started around your age anyways.

[plushieboy1234]

@S0ulman2 i started earlier :P

[S0ulman2]

Well then.... I'm like that too Ness.....

[luigirules2008]

wheres the camera guy that says fuzzy pickles???

[DoobieMaster69]

wtf if i wasnt baked i would not of watched that

[starhida]

silly tracey, why are you at the convenience store at 12 am? XD Poor Ness, you had to drag him along didn't you tracey? Poor Poo, working in a store with no bathroom. The IRONY. XD

[iamadogdemon]

Ness:Poo!!! Wat r u doing in a convenience store???

Poo:this is my part-time job...

Ness:Well...I gotta use the bathroom...

Poo:There isn't one...

Ness:Then...where do you go?

Poo:...you got me there...

Ness: =D

[pokeflora]

ness is a dirty perv

[Pivott64]

3:00 got me laughing so hard....

[kingdomclamplover]

tony is so obsessed that he's following jeff around with a video camera. reminds me of 1 of my friends. except she ain't gay. i'd sorta feel sympathy for my friends crush if he wasn't such a retard....i don't know what ahe sees in him other than he's cute...sorta...

[VideoGamer1981]

Nice to know that Tracy has such a kind and sweet brother who cares about her. Not to mention an awesome one at that.

[Gumball345]

OMG Pedo Happy Happyist =O

[RasheruSuzie]

thank you for the subs :3

[shoesisawesome22]

so iron ic "there isn't a bathroom" Then where do you go?!?" perfect wording. and when she says can i have my change it really says may i have some mustard

[mudkip135]

ness kicks ass

[TheInsanityDuchess]

1:09

Ninja Ness FTW!!!!! XD

[anontrance]

lmao I just loock at the audience statistics most popular in japan and U.S. followed by canada

[ThisLostRose]

Xd love it!

[UrashimaHauro]

0:33

Aniki Teleport Alpha xD?

Anyway, Kickass Ness FTW!

[PokemonMasato]

The Happy Happyists look like Blue Ku Klux Klan Members.

[Nintendavin]

It's funny you say that, because that's what they're supposed to reference in Earthbound anyways.

[EnvyTheRacistDragon]

@PokemonMasato Thats what they were meant to be in the game

[Incathelizard]

@PokemonMasato

The Blue Klux Klan

[YeOldeHobo]

@PokemonMasato

They were supposed to, even in Earthbound.

Man, they had to remove some stuff from their sprites to make them look LESS like the KKK.

[Nintendavin]

CON VE NEE ENCE STOOOOOOREH

[popcornloverwithsalt]

XXDD LOL

[TheAman2311]

This is defanetly a fad

[tristman99]

lol riding ness must be fun

[JOMA28isJD]

Ness made this video. xD

Aha! I love these things!

[linkpwnsevery1]

lol love how ness it real mad when the super happy cult say paula its braless and when he failm his teleportation, this video rocks.

[delcatty01]

@linkpwnsevery1

Actually its Ness's younger sister Tracey; Paula is the girl at 1:30 :)

Don't worry I thought it was Paula too, until someone pointed that out to me..........

[linkpwnsevery1]

ah ok, it does make sense , thxs for letting me know =)

[Nickj109]

that'll be 220 yen, please. heres 10,000 yen lol

[fenolpoke]

i rofl all the way!

[TidusAbes]

I JUST LOVE HOW THEY SAY

etto etto....

etto etto...

etto etto...

tama go kudasai!

[Kohdok]

Honestly, I think this song was written by the store clerk about some asshole of a customer.

[Kohdok]

As for translation, you mistook "Oden, please" for "Excuse me". The eggs and sauce are for oden.

[Kahran042]

@Kohdok That's because EVERYONE who subtitles this song makes that mistake. :annoyed:

[Kohdok]

0:33 URYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[Mizumiism]

*spazzzes because the subs are EB font*

fffffff- 8D!

[Nickj109]

ness's face at 2:11 scares me.

[Chilldarkwaterlion]

@Nickj109

His face at 0:58 doesn't scare you?

[Nickj109]

by scary i meant really creepy. not really scary, just VERY ANGRY. lol

[Drowzee64]

The lyrics are funny. I can see why this is such a popular meme.

[Gigaguy64]

hehe.

The Super happy Cult were the punks.

[pkMaster64]

Man, this is hilarious!!!

XD

[rushnerd]

ahaha@everything ness does

[pokeflora]

I can't believe that ness looks at dirty magazines.

[Brittany1266]

haha

I love the scene with Ness and Poo

[shayminlover96]

Earthbound!!!! Mother 2!!!!

[Battleoner]

1:25

Ness says something like

"This month's issue is 880 yen. The price went up.."

[JDG829]

1:14 Tracy's like "WTF Ness?" ROFLMAO!!

[ThatPSIKid]

Ness was looking at dirty magazines. D:

[Flowen]

LMAO

[GeassPwer]

XD lmao 1:40 Ness is suppose be the old man reading dirty magazines

[crossiro]

からし　＝　おつりってどーゆう事？（笑）

[Nintendokid133]

yes he is,itoi said he was in an interview

[JadeDude09]

Holy crap, Ness was pissed at Happy-Happists!

[mai210]

Ahah, Ness protecting Paula fom Happy Happyist, ^^

[Chazzeh]

That's actually his sister Tracy, which is why you see Paula in the pink dress mopping the floor.

[younglink3108]

What the....!

lol

[IAMCARBONDOG]

i wasnt in this video! but im so important....i think.....too many cookies -.-

[mejaa3]

my friend love ness but i dont do it much but he is cute

[superbarukun]

i like this on better than mother 3

ness is like,totall overkill in this one XD

[JBryantMusic]

Letsa guo doo, conie-veni- unz stow

[KazuSahashi]

Poo don't need a toilet! That's why his name is Poo!

[Meiscochan]

mute looking cashier??

is it cute looking?

Is mute looking an expression I got confused cause' I saw the translation on other vid's too

What's mute looking mean?

sorry I'm not very good at speaking Japanese :-(

[foamyworshiper]

It looks like he's mute, like he can't talk, I think.

[foamyworshiper]

I love Poo's expressions XD

[LockHell]

Poo working in a store where there's no bathroom. Oh, IRONY XD

[SonicLawyer]

@LockHell XDDD ME AND MY FRIENDS FOR AN HOUR AT UR COMMENT



[kagamers]

@SonicLawyer You did?

[macarilemaricon1994]

0:36 is ... is that BUZZ-BUZZ ?

im scared e_e

i love this song :D

[macarilemaricon1994]

and i forget to say that the happys are pedos O.O

*macarilemaricon1994 used PK rockin*

happy happy members got hurt and collapsed!

[starhida]

@macarilemaricon1994

But....I LOVE BUZZ-BUZZ 8D

[macarilemaricon1994]

@starhida buzz buzz is my cousin

[starhida]

@macarilemaricon1994

Buzz Buzz~

[Nymphix1]

LOL@Ness, haha xD I love the way he comes in. haha, so dramatic

[iStarfruit]

I was lol'ing at Ness the whole time.

[Megamarioable]

I love this song!! i could listen to it for hours... I love ness's face at some parts...

[tnk1222]

絵がカワイイｖ

[randompinkmushroom]

The surveillance cameras bit was funny as hell XD

[ilovemarioparty7]

lol the way Ness entered XD

why is he the old man?? XD

WHO WANTS TO GO TO THE CONVINIENCE STORE WITH ME!!! =D i'll buy the eggs!!

[Deffie]

Well, I guess he is kind of old compared to Tracy...

[biscuitdoughhandzman]

yeah hes like 14

[pokepals910]

awesome

[Nizaychu15]

wow ness freaking out is hysterical :D

[KairiHawkeye]

Lol, now that I understand this song... things became waay too funny.

[axel4789]

Lol Ness pounded the living hell out of those blue dudes XD

[moonlight96325]

lmao 0:58 xDDDD

[greendayluver972]

looking forward to it!!

[jimmiee12]

There's a free flash program you can download called Pencil. That's what I got.

[godofwar19]

This is awesome and funny. xD

But why does Ness comes back out of the shop all burned up? ): >

[Crash22203]

He tried to teleport back home, but hit an object...

o.O

[godofwar19]

o.o makes sense.

[SleepingDragon7]

Who's Tracy? Oh, I just remembered, Ness's sister.

[Ub3rninj4z]

that pic of ness with a nail bat is FUCKING AWESOME

[CaitlynRobotallian]

Ness: Can I use the Toilet?

Poo: We dont have one

Ness: Then we do you Go?

Poo: ....You got me....

[TKGB2006]

Tracy riding Ness = LOL!!!!

[greendayluver972]

ness freaking out is my fave part XD

tracy's so cute :3

[blackgoat636]

xD I love how ness freaks out xD

[kl4969]

Tracy is cute ^^

[blackgoat636]

thats not tracy thats paula

[Shika1929]

That IS Tracy.

[kl4969]

This vid is focused on Tracy. Paula is shown only a few times being a janitor.

[blackgoat636]

well now I see.Paula has a lighter pink dress =/ well sorry =_=

[kl4969]

No problem, it's understandable. Don't mind the foolish people who give you minuses for a simple mistake.

[blackgoat636]

I forgot about tracy thats why I made the mistake all I remembered was paula

[XylitoI]

"Even the roosters start crowing" is the part that made me laugh hysterically.

[Stickma14]

This is awesome, especially the parts where Ness freaks out were hilarious. I never realized how young Paula is.

5/5

[OtakuNOVAkun]

Isn't that Tracy, Ness' sister?

[Stickma14]

hm, could be. I never thought of that.

[bbodine61]

it is

[GarnetJello]

Paula is the one who is mopping the floor.  (Note the lighter pink dress.) Tracy is the one who is featured throughout the video.

[TricksterNuii]

LOL @ TONY! It says "gachihomo" next to him.....I think you can guess what it means..XDD -died laughing at that bit-

[PokeBound]

Pause at 0:33, 0:59, 1:10, 1:19, 2:03, 2:11 and look at Ness. LOL on the surveillance cameras part, and the mute looking part-timer Poo.

Aw, what the heck, LOL on the whole song!

[ZSh0ck]

Haha look at Ness =D

[himitaru14]

Is there anyway I can fnd an mp3 of this song? Im a huge Earthbound fan and this song is just so damn catchy.^_^' Thanks.

[GarnetJello]

I know I've seen one somewhere before, and it was linked on someone's blog. Whenever I get the chance and the drive, I'll see if I can find it.

[himitaru14]

Thanks you so much. I'm glad someone was able to help me out.

[yofacedesu]

I thought Ness Got rid of all the evil in his dreams 1:18 goes against that haha

[hatemachine777]

Convenience stores are my favorite.

[miyabinii]

Nice job. Thanks!

:)

[Jadriam]

Random as random can get but MAN was it funny.

ARE YOU BRALESS?!?!? XD

[CloudCereal553]

Lol who would as a 6 year old if they were braless? XD

That's just screams pedo

[DrueinasTheEnigmatic]

The Happy-Happyists DID kidnap Paula in the game...

I think you may be onto something.

[CloudCereal553]

I know who they are. I was asking in general whould would ask that. I've played, beat, and obsess earthbound.

And Maybe those guys are pedos.

[ddrtist]

Thanks for adding the subtitles. Nice touch with the Earthbound font.