Jeff Stelling (Soccer Saturday) - Middlesbrough

[girlygal1231]

Im from Middlesbrough and to be honest, Its rough.

[I10IxLloyd]

Jeff stelling is a red is a red is a red HE HATES London

[mtizzle33]

What a Don

[SamCarter501]

Several miles? About 15 then?

[TeesProud]

None can accuse Jeff Stelling of not being TeesProud, that's for sure!

[borofandave]

Londoners are a funny lot they don't see London like the rest of us do. My eldest lives in Plumstead, what a hole! On the way there you drive through one retail park and industrial estate after another littered with old washing machines etc. Then you drive past the posh flats and city airport , cross on the Woolwich ferry and you're back in downtown Bagdad again. Trouble is Londoners and those in the southeast have such a poor quality of life ie long commutes high rents they have to talk us down

[dalie1990]

Nice one Jeff, "and it's Middlesbrough, Middlesbrough F.C where the finest team in football the world has ever seen!" ha ha

[lifeonloop]

I love Stelling and I love his rant, but a lot of its a shithole to look at, no getting away from it...ok when you get out to the Cleveland Hills and North York Moors, Yarm and Guisborough and even some suburbs like Marton are nice, but overshadowed by places like Grangetown and Southbank and the massive industrial plants at Wilton, Teesport, Seal Sands etc.

[dikiburn]

Massive legend

[MOGGS1942]

Love Jeff.

[XEL1T3CAMPERX]

Stelling for President

[newmarskerules]

Come on Jeff, and come on boro !!!

[pivotpanda113]

You don't see Middlesbrough rioting do you I live in Redcar just below Middlesbrough and I can tell you it is a fine place to live just because it docent look the very best I'm sure there are far worse places to live than boro and I have walked across sydney harbour bridge incredible it was built by people were I come from.

[TheThomasf99]

BORO is awesome..

[thesammyandshazshow]

go on jeff , do the boro proud ! we may not be the best place to live but are we fuck the worst . tbh ive lived here my whole life and there is no were on earth id rather be 

[LaChouette0235]

The people making that survey have obviously never been to Luton, it's a cross between bosnia and Baghdad! Unbelievable Jeff!

[CamzMagic]

he is true you get fucking places like london and manchester and liverpool with gun crimes everyday but in middlesbrough about once evey year if that

[Humphrey1876]

Haaha what a legend :)

[grantreo]

BORO TILL I DIE

[markmarkmarkp]

If only he didn't get cut to the ad's

[JoshRobertson142]

i kinda like babyshambles

[liamdrake1]

The type who buy mushypeas and call it guacamole 

[HeyImPro]

Ok, I live about 20 mins away from boro..

Does this mean I'm a chav?

Does this mean I'm scruffy?

Does this mean I'm poor?

Middlesbrough isn't bad off, Ok.. Theres bad parts of it, But there are good parts of middlesbrough.

Like jeff said, Look at all the things there, All the history etc.

I've never been to Liverpool, But theres been shootings.. I've heard theres boarded up houses?

DOES THIS MEAN LIVERPOOL IS THE WORST PLACE IN THE UK?

[panicwestlondon]

I've been to 'boro and it's quite a grim looking place. All the nuclear plants and the place just looks a bit run down. But I just drove threw parts to the Riverside Stadium. There may be nice places in 'boro but I just didn't see any of it.

[JaiiMvX]

@panicwestlondon All the nuclear plants.... the 1, it is by no means run down at all. You probably drove through the "over the border" part of Middlesbrough.

[panicwestlondon]

@JaiiMvX I said the place looks run down not the Nuclear plant. But as I said Middlesbrough might be a nice place, just the parts I saw weren't nice.

[JaiiMvX]

@panicwestlondon I know you did...

[cfcsteve86]

What a whinging fat bastard! Who would of thought that someone doesn't share his opinion and then he reacts like a shild. Fuck off Stelling!

[iC3DOMINO]

Sign him on , Sign him on, sign him on, BORO TILL I DIE!

[theLYcrew5]

shutup you cockney bastards!

[09benjani]

lol still cant stop laughing

[benalin1984]

ive been to all those places in Boro, and i think it still is an aweful place

[connorreney]

@benalin1984 shut ur mouth im from boro

[bigmangiff]

@benalin1984 how can you say some of the places around the boro are well nice

[bigmangiff]

@benalin1984 how can you say that?***

[10hazzabazza]

yea he is right

[IJMx]

Legend.

[MissMiffed]

Stelling for Prime minister :)

[ManchesterUnitedTalk]

THANKS JEFF

[borofalcon101]

Middlesbrough isn't bad but it isn't good either I tend on moving to a better place not that I don't love boro cuz I do im boro till I die smoggie for life but there is better things to see out there.

[markmarkmarkp]

unbelievable jeff !

[kisbie]

Middlesbrough came 10th in the book Crap Towns 2 - The Nation Decides. Though you can't really blame that on soft Guardian-reading southerners as Luton and Windsor came 1st and 2nd (with Clapham, Bath and Corby also in the bottom 10).

[JizzFace27]

Get rid of the Chavs and the immgrants and middlesbrough will be a perfect place to live!!

[mikes183]

I am lucky. I work all over the world. I lived in mayfair for all most 10 months, but you can't beat the Boro. Every where has bad areas. Look in your local paper.

[Seamooo7]

What a quality rant..good boy Jeff...

[borocraig]

Jeff ...... you LEGEND :) :) :)

[LAXdreams]

jeff stelling is bad ass cool as fuck and a real nice guy when i met him at tall treees got his autograph the lot :D

[MultiPlayaaa]

ste.robbo.pally.park....runs.b­oro.frontline

[SeanPhuket]

hahaha ... excellent!

[JonsMaName]

GO ON JEFF!

[TIN1701]

Jeff stelling is a legend :)

[KrisAkabusi86]

Stelling for Bond.

[REDnWHITEarmyFTM]

what a legend.... jeff you should be primeminster

[justbeforedusk]

thanks jeff, i'm amazed anyone could do a 2 minute tirade on middlesbrough and not mention parmos, well done.

[LazyOrConfused]

What a God

[MusicHypno]

Jeff for PM.

[Dobbin15107]

OMFG i love it how it ends with a goal at goodison against the kopshite cunt

COYB's

[huggie28]

Im pretty sure there are a lot worse places where i live in the south east, example, i dont reckon Middlesborough can be much worse than Dagenham, Southend, Ipswich, Chigwell.....etc.

[fantastischfish]

It's totally true, no-one EVER mentions Brian Clough's Middlesbrough connnections.

[ash4boro]

Look at wikipedia's article on Middlesbrough it's been edited to say that channel 4 were wrong and Jeff Stelling is a legend.

[bringmemybow]

wow.... he likes roy chubby brown, what a knob.

[anxresi]

@bringmemybow Why do you like roy chubby brown's knob?

[PeteGeeza86]

Fair play to him...i hate all these ignorant muppets that slag off places they have never visited.

Bunch of boring snobs.

[steveedwards84]

I love this, its what people didn't get to say on the show. I remember every where else having a chance to defend themselves and no time what-so-ever when boro was named. Jeff did what we wanted to...defend the boro. Might be a shithole but its my shithole.

[ellmfc]

if theres a scruffy place it crappy newcastle

[tomfleminge]

bahaha quality

[kett1234]

Go on Jeff!

[Bonzostar]

Haha, well done Jeff. :D

[boro344]

LEGEND

[jacknufcstewart]

boro is a FUCKING SHIT TIP with a load of twats in it

[llpalm08]

From what i have seen of middlesbourough it looks like a nice place.

[ZZZYoureBoring]

Middlesbrough is the Black Hole of Britain

[lcfc1985]

@ZZZYoureBoring, I aint from there but ive heard its mainly white.

The black (nigger) hole ov Britain is London I think.

[MrMarkryan9]

i am so proud to be from the boro wen people talk lyk that it brough a tear to my eye lmao

[pariHoldway]

this video makes me so proud hah! im from yarm!

[BazDJ2007]

Great town, great people, boro lad and proud. Legend Jeff!

[momeen1]

A FUCKIN LEGEND!!!

[playfulpaul1985]

god i love these guys

[FrankieTheAngel203]

middlesbrough girls gave me the pox

[hannahlovesian]

well said lol boro is not the worst place 2 live

[boredguk]

GO ON JEFF :D

Legend

[Mahxirb]

Northern, yet he says "Pica "r" sso

[IgorBiscuitz]

I hope he wasn't going to slag off the guardian there at the end!

Though I agree with some of Sir Jeff's point regarding the Boro (good point re the Picassos), I think listing Roy Chubby Brown as a local achievement is like Yorkshire building a statue of Peter Sutcliffe on its border.

Jeff also should note the teenage pregnancy rates, poverty rates & perhaps most striking in the Tees area: the heroin addiction rates that plague the region.

All that said, King Stelling is a fine orator!

[TheMuffinDoctor]

w00!

[nick47027]

jeff is a ledg

[limeyman99]

rule north britannia

[xxcallmecake]

here here

[09benjani]

go on

[gcorking12]

well in jeff

[LiaMxMuFc]

this is hilarious but i dont quite get it, isnt jeff from hartlepool and hes sticking up for middlesborough :S ? someone explain please lol

[Mahxirb]

He's sticking up for the North.

[ProjectPsychosis]

Jeff is sooo awesome!!!  Genius!

[borocraig87]

Supa jeff stelling he's a legend!! We h8 southern scum la la la la la

[byrnesi]

Go on JEFF

[FootyTube31]

jeff knows what hes talking about

[ryanpro1980]

Well Done Jeff. You tell the Southern w@ankers!! UP THE POOLS!!!

[Stokie09123]

one jeff stelling there's only one jeff stelling one jeff stelling!!!!!

[neil22100]

there is one place worth then middlebrough (liverpool) how rough!

[russelltrigger]

Jeff is god!!

come on you monkey-hangers!!!!!!

[TheTrousers123]

go on kidd we all no itz not the best place to live but im proud to live in middlesbrough and they have a decent footie jeff you tell the little gays

[Ricardo7471]

lmfao!! Brilliant!

[jeffstellingisgod]

i heart jeff stelling!!

[Shaun040990]

lmfao ranting all through the adds lmao brilliant!!

[PhilSupernova88]

All hail Sir Jeff Stelling

[oxSingingBabesox]

Go on Jeff son!

By the way you forgot about our lushh parmo mmmmmm :)

So shove that up your arses for all you'se who diss Middlesbrough :D

xx.

[whiteboywhite]

jeff you pure legend :) nothing up with the boro :p and certainly not the worst in the country. fuckin ponses who came up with it.

[kevmetcalfe80]

Absolutely Quality! Jeff Stelling is correct 100 per cent nothing wrong with the Boro compared to most places in this country where you hear of young kids getting stabbed, shootings etc. BORO TILL I DIE!!

[topsturner]

There you go BBC. THAT'S why you're not even close.

[shibby790]

F in Quality + totally right lmao - nothing wrong with boro - thats why half the f in southeners move up here - to get away from shithole london - LMFAO

[eamonnbowsie]

thats classic

[jakewray09]

hilarious

[bert18]

LOVE STELLING

[Ste17UK]

if it aint the WORST it has to be one of...

Why the surprise?

[thomasdgreen]

"Roy Chubby Brown!" fuck me that's funny. G'wan Jeff!

[weetabixHEED2009]

GO ON JEFF!!!!

[mattyrm]

I love a parmo me like

[Murrrr9]

they call their mushy peas guacamole, thats hilarious :)

[merlinwr450f]

What about the parmos man, cant forget the parmos!

[xXxAlexjordanxXx]

He forgot stewie downing

[CBTrekker]

This is why we love Soccer Saturday and Jeff Stelling! Can't wait for it to come back this Saturday =D

[Lewisrule]

Well done Jeff for sticking up for Boro.

[MrViksup]

I thought inner yorkshire was the shitest place to live

[shrapnalstudios]

boro is not the worst place to live!

[numanoid727]

wat the fook is  kwackermoleley

[Escosia08]

Mushy Peas

[ant234]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO "go jeff go jeff go jeff go jeff go jeff

[bethisthe]

so's yer mam

[bluenosee5]

no jeff they were right middlesbrough is a shit hole but you are right bout the type of people who make um posh cokney bastards

[Evemeister12]

Posh Cockney bastards?

Ah yes the ones who eat jellied eels and down it with a skinny latte

[GU5S]

LEGEND

[angrynorway]

What's Middlesbrough?

[Mbythway]

C'mon Boro

[leightondeath1]

GO ON JEFF!! BORO!!!

[kolotouresmagic]

i hate every town and city north of Rickmansworth

[coecrew92]

wow your not ignorant or predjudiced at all kolotouresmagic btw fuck off

[WestHamSeason08]

ahah relegated :P

[clownfeet246]

Kudos for Jeff

[nabmohs1]

According to Wikipedia:

"The crime rate in Middlesbrough is nearly twice the UK average and was 4th highest in England in 2007"

Facts are facts.

BORO = SHITEHOLE

[Skipissatan]

facts are you=wanker

[chendy182]

yeah it aint really 2007 anymore

[ts5boy]

so you've never been there then

[ExthalionNightshade]

Go on Jeff, lmao that was amazing!

[WEHATELIVERPOOL]

how is the worst place liverpool we have got everything wat the fuck has middlesboro got middlesboro fc hahaha COME BACK WHEN U HAVE SUTIN BETTER THAN THE BEATLES

[stuey1990]

"wat the fuck has middlesboro got middlesboro fc hahaha"

Did you listen to the video? It mentions a few of the things Middlesbrough has.....

[ViceCityDJ]

silly little northerner :D worst place to live is liverpool

[calumtom17]

Knight hood for Stelling!!!! Go On Sir Jeff

[taha32]

COME ON YOU BLUES! we were up 1-0 to the redshite

[smoggieproudboy]

go for jeff your a legend

[bloodnut12]

GO ON JEFF

[HeatProtection]

the north of england is clearly superior :D

[warmanin]

i bet any southereners who have just watched that are feeling like right TWATS!

Jeff= legend!

[rajmahon]

No ...

[kwm892345]

go on jeff!!!!!!!!

[thickerthanyourlowes]

yeah but the likely lads are aweful!!!

[thickerthanyourlowes]

Little Britain is funnier than that shire of shit!

but Jeff is a legend!

[Riotgrrill]

little funny isn't funny at all, it's retarded shit for kids.

[STFCRockinRobinSTFC]

Good Ol' Jeff

[mattyrm]

haha! Fucking mint. :)

[fantastischfish]

"They call their mushy peas 'Guacamole'" Legend!

[KOkingnufc07]

i hate southerners twats all of em

[joe79cz]

Jeff Stelling is a legend, what a guy... We salute you sir!

[PJFMFC123]

we all love jeff!

[rowancboi17]

stelling is such a legend

[derekhess47]

Don't worry the north will be fine, after all benefit payments aren't going to change because of the credit crunch

[kiii34]

@derekhess47

Ha comedian. I'm doing fine cheers mate

[lambentcontrast]

Absolutely legendary.

[BinWeevilsBoro]

Flippin legand go on jeff tell dem hos best tell those southen twats whos best lmao UP DA BORO!

[derekhess47]

Scouse cunt

[obigoal29789]

who's a scouse cunt?

[owaingibby]

this is not a rant......but.................­..

[jonnyrizzle]

I'm glad we have slags and not the archbishop of canterbury... i know which does more for me

[policemanandrew]

Capital City South Parliament South Royal HQ South Archbishop of Canterbury South Bank of England South Royal Mint South FA HQ South Battered Mars Bars North Rain ans sleet in summertime North Funny accents North Slags North Fatty pies and sausages North Lots of fights due to cheap alcohol North

[IGotBannedAgainFTM]

Yep, north sounds more fun to me...

[ts5boy]

lol so true

[lcccmatt]

And all those things are because of the capital city being down south now run along and have some apples and pears.

[LittleHengler]

Southerners have funny accents to us. By the way, most the things you listed are because of the capital city is in the south. So really you only have that one point. Anyway how can you argue with Jeff Stelling, he is an absolute legend

[christina274]

Funny accents: all of England :D

I'm just joshin'

[mattovboro]

id rather have slags and pies than an archbishop