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  • 7+ got ripped off!

  • Damn, y u put the punch line on the title...

  • Imagine if Ralphies mom heard him say "Son of a Bitch"?

  • 7 people have no sense of culture.

  • Son of a bitch

  • Love this movie.

    Thanks.

    George Vreeland Hill

  • @GeorgeVreelandHill - George, you do realize you don't have to sign every comment, right? We see your user name when you post. =/

  • see his face at 2:38 he looks confuced/ son of a bitch

  • is gwiz or jwiz lol

    

  • Haha what a piece of crap! Stupid ovaltine

  • Who the hell would go to the bathroom and answer a damn secret message??!! haha

  • IS ADAM WEST THE NARRATOR?!!

  • @kentonjkobza It's "Jean Shepherd", the one himself who written the movie along with the others.

    Who also narrated the Movie as Adult Ralphie & made a Cameo Appearance in the Santa Scene.

  • Ha. Son Of A Bitch

  • Ha. Son Of A Bitch :)

  • Anyone else hear the Spongebob music??

  • @zeldafreak701 where?

  • @darkstar744 Around :51. If you watch Spongebob you'll know it right away

  • has anybody noticed that the numbers read off never really say "be sure to drink your ovaltine"? i seriously just decoded it and its absolute gibberish. if you've gotten a different outcome please do enlighten me as to how

  • haha im watching this movie right now and searched what ovaltine was

  • Sadly, Nestle bought out Ovaltine a year or so ago and fugged up the formula to where it tastes no different than Nestle Quik. Grinches!!

  • this is like, teh best Christmas movie

    to watch during the holidays. C:

  • only 3 more days!

  • 2:43 LOL

  • @MuslimBeard thats my favorite part in the entire movie

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  • Not even the government knew what Annie's code was... only the circle.

  • a crummy commercial?

  • The Best Line in all of the movie!!

    Son of a Bitch!

  • Be sure to be trolled by Operation Earlybird!

  • Re: the bit about the secret message being a Ovaltine commercial is an urban legend. I once saw it in an article reprinted in a book on Old Time Radio. The author made a reference to it and it has since become part of the Ovaltine legend. The announcer made you think that you were going to find out about the next day's episode by decoding the message. It usually was a public safety message about crossing the street or being a good citizen.

  • Ralphie is using the 1940 model Orphan Annie decoder. The letters and numbers were printed along the edge. The decoder was in two halves which could be twisted to match up the correct combination. The episode heard was from that era. Pierre Andre was the announcer.

  • @MrFrontrowkid wait this Orphan Annie decoder thing was actually real??

  • "a crummy commercial? sonuvabitch! one of the better lines in this classic.

  • 2:42

  • The Black Pirate Ship was known as the SS Nigger

  • I live in the city this is based on ^_^

  • lol it's music used in spongebob!

  • "I'll be right out! Gee wiz..." "I'll be right out for crying out loud!!!" LOL.

  • Poor Ralphie! he got pawned!

    "SON OF A BITCH!!!"

  • Son of a bitch!!!

  • RALPHIE RANDY'S GOTTA GO!!!!!!

  • I've probably seen this movie more times than any other. Watch it every singly Christmas. It's like our family movie with my dad's side. Ahh I love it. It never gets old or less funny.

  • The kid brought it on himself for shilling Hershey's chocolate syrup. Payback's a bitch.

  • I love this movie, I love this clip. Ah growing up, life's little lessons. There is always some SOB out to get you.

  • Sounds like Rush Limbaugh lololol!!!

  • 1 3izik 2#uia !bk s41#

  • Be sure to eat your Cryoboost.

  • @Ub3rSk1llz: What is Cryoboost?

  • Fuck ovaltine I drink milo only.

  • I only look forward to Christmas to see it play on TBS all day lol.

  • LOL!

  • I would personaly find the founder of "Little orphan Anny" and when I found were they live a personally bitch slap him or her.

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  • welcome to the world

  • "Ovaltine, a crummy commercial, son of a bitch!" LOL

  • 1:17 to 2:29 Whoever's directing this is a master of suspense!

  • They be Trollin'

    

  • This is how low Advertisements will go!

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    010010000001110100011011110010­000001100100011100100110

    100101101110011010110010000001­111001011011110111010101

    110010001000000100111101110110­011000010110110001110100

    011010010110111001100101001011­10

  • Jean Shepherd had a radio show for about 2 decades. He told many stories about his army days and baeing an awkward kid. A raconteur of raconteurs.

  • hahaha!! ohhh dear...buck just got that email 'from oprah' and referenced this so i had to come here right away and watch it again. hahaha!!!!

  • The decoder pin was worth about $25 according to Pawn Stars.

  • GET THE MILK AND VINEGAR

  • FUCK, VALVE.

  • Be sure to drink your Organic Vacillating Ablative Liquid Time-release Integrative Nano Emulsifier.

  • I sat in that very bathroom today, I went to the actual A Christmas story house today and got a tour

  • i can't wait for portal 2

  • portal 2?

  • @TRobinson555 Yeah! One of the ten who gets it!

  • @TRobinson555 WHAT about p2

  • wtfamiwatching?

  • @heroofspirits A Christmas Story

  • A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!!!

  • my mind of full of fuck

  • "... Be sure to, drink your-... Ovaltine.?..."

  • he was in the bathroom 21 seconds before that son of a bitch randy came a knockin

  • lol, i frwaking LOVE this movie. hahaha, we watch it all day on christmas every year :)

  • classic

  • 0:54

    What do the numbers mean!!!

  • @weedrd

    You match them with letters on a decoder. A simple decoder, like this one, is just made up of 2 spinners: one with letters and one with numbers. He was told to spin them so that B was next to 2 (though at 2:00 we see B12) then he was given numbers that would correspond to letters next to them. Which letters corresponded to which letters depended on starting position, in this case what was really B12 (C10, A9, etc could also be used).

    Or that's how I understand it.

  • @Gastrophetes I was joking. I was making a joke about CoD: Black Ops....

  • You'll be pumping Ovaltine! or Salty Shanty One Shot Tea!!

  • Ovaltine?!?!? 

  • Gave me Carte Blanche to say "Sonofabitch" at times when I was a kid. Peter Billingsly is the man..er Boy...Man-Boy!!

  • This scene for me really makes me remember what it was like being a kid. Aww, it's his first secret club meeting and he has honors & benefits already :D

  • Does anyone else realize that this music was in Spongebob?

  • In my freshman year, my algebra teacher was handing back tests. I got an F and said out loud, "A crummy grade? Son of a bitch!"

  • @HardyBoyFan101 You can march right to detention, Mister! LOL JK

  • @FMinor. that's just sinister.

  • ''what was little orphan annie trying to tell me!!''

  • "Are the Scematices for The Death Star decoded yet General?"

    "Be-sure-to-drink-your-Ovaltin­e?"

    "Son-of-a-bitch!"

  • Yesssss! Awesome!

  • He would've been done quicker if he weren't left handed ;D

  • Lolol im watchin the movie rite now, i dnt know why im watchin it on youtube

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  • XD every time christmas time comes around and i drink some hot chocolate and i watch this movie and i say Be sure to drink your ovaltine? and i say Son of a bitch

  • Tonight is the 24 hour A Christmas Story marathon!!

  • @KatieWagnerFan i was sick! i missed all but the last 30 minutes of the last time it was on! it sucked! i just woke up and almost cried !!

  • hahaha i love the old toilet

  • 2:41

    omg halarous:))

  • I'm waiting for my Little Orphan Annie, Obama Bullshit decoder ring!

  • @CPOSharkey01 LOL>

  • Ya gotta remember there weren't a lot of tv's back then so the radio was the big entertainment. I love the author of the book narrating this. If you want to read it it's Jean Shepard

  • 1:35 - 1:36 Still makes me giggle. :)

  • @Yoshi11583 Took me 3 trys to figure that out. LOL

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  • LOLOL my favorite Christmas movie ever. "I'll be right out for CRYING OUT LOUD!!!" Love it!

  • Son of a B@(*h! LMBO!!! Always love that part!

  • I was given an assignment in English class to decode a sentence in Binary. My sentence was: "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine", I love Mrs. Paydo.

  • Pwned.

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  • anyone else think that the mom and the kid have 0 patience in this scene?

  • There isn't one of us from that generation who can't identify with this movie. Perfectly cast, by the way! Jean Shepard was a terrific writer for memory stories of the forties and fifties.

    The world needs more secret clubs for kids, particularly with secret code rings.

  • What Song Is Used In This Scene

  • Greatest holiday movie ever made in the history of mankind. I watch it every Christmas.

  • Christmas is not coming fast enough it's noting like drinking Hot chocolate and watching A Christmas Story on TBS 24 hours. I love this movie.

  • Son of a BITCH.

  • be sure to drink your ovaltine

    son of a bitch

  • PORTAL 2!!

  • Sunova bitch...

  • @xXThermobaricXx and i assume you like timeless classics like twilight?

  • @MrDVDReviews wrong i am a dude not a chick well actually i could have been dragged to c it but i wasnt so... ya well i hate this movie i feel like it is awful i also dont like the God Father i peter griffin said i just couldnt get into it

  • @xXThermobaricXx Now, while I would tell you my opinion and say that this was a great movie, etc., I'm going to be nice and tell you that there are far worse movies out there than what you consider to be "THE worst". You want an example? Simple, go see Batman & Robin, and you'll really see what a bad movie is.

  • 2:37

  • Pure awesome.

  • Watching this makes it feel like Christmas.

  • lolol the end is so funny

  • This movie is Classic. :)

  • ...followed by "Fuck you, Annie. I'm a nestle quick man!"

  • This is one of the funniest, most clever scenes ever. Here's Ralphie, trying to decipher a secret code, music is reaching a fevered pitch...and Ralphies mom is banging on the door because his brother has to take a shit.

    Sooooooo absurdly funny.

  • Ovaltine?

    A crumby commercial?

    if it were me I'd be like

    "WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY!?!" xD

  • Wasn't it "be sure to floss your teeth" though?

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  • LOL

  • "Ovaltine?"

    Gives a WTF look

    "A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!"

    CLASSIC! I love this movie.

  • Orphan Annie is a ripoff artist

  • i always have to buy ovaltine durring christmas b/c of this

    OVALTINE!!!!

  • What is Ovaltine???? only the greatest drink ever conceived...Merry Christmas everyone. I hope you get your "B-B gun"

  • Lolololol I love this movie and whats ovaltine?

  • @urultimatemaster chocalate milk u dumb bitch

  • It's stil got malt in it, normal Chocolate Milk doesn't have that.

  • He got ripped off

  • Son of a bitch!

    Another favorite movie line. :3

  • be sure to drink your ovaltine a crummy commercial son of a bitch

  • He sure got scamed!

  • love it!

  • who would have thought that a movie would have such a true lesson about life and it's cruel jokes and let downs? go figure

  • this movie is one of the reasons i love christmas so much...and ovaltine. :)

  • When I was 9 and in the bathroom indubitably I was playing with something other than a decoder ring.

  • @ysbaddaden2003

    Me too.

    And it didn't end up with a crummy commercial.

  • Lmao. I LOVE THIS SCENE

  • classic

  • So true

  • Love this movie!

  • I never get tired of this scene.

  • lol!

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    010010000001110100011011110010­000001100100011100100110

    100101101110011010110010000001­111001011011110111010101

    110010001000000100111101110110­011000010110110001110100

    011010010110111001100101001011­10

    The reason I came here too haha.

  • classic, and it goes on and on forever

  • he was sure pissed at 2:46

  • "Son of a BITCH!"

    XD LMAO!!!

  • The promise of a great secret to be revealed only to find out that you wasted your time and effort for useless information that you already know.

    BE SURE TO DRINK YOUR OVALTINE!!