MLP FiM Fanfiction Reading: Princess Molestia (Part 1)

[failnerd97]

His Molestia voice sounds like Mr. Zsaz

[pinkiepiesfan]

Am i the only one who finds Princess Celestia/Molestia physically exciting?

[darththork99]

If you can read this Vic... Gotcha!

[Firesttar]

@darththork99 ._____________________________­_.

[darththork99]

@Firesttar Hehehe...

[IAmGameAddicted]

and then nothing sexual happened.......wait...

[Mrsfurter99]

o____________________________0­

[meowman657]

.......... i feel as if i shouldnt be a brony

[swedisguy]

How did you get Dan Green to voice the guard?

[Buddyboy3357]

@MrEmc73 HAIRY PAINUS

[Jakelahr69]

@Doctorwhoov alecorns are like luna and celestia, they have wings and horns

[Jakelahr69]

@Doctorwhoov i assume derp syndrome is what derpy has?

[NegitiveX]

NYAH

[DoctorWhoov]

and whats a alecorn?

[DoctorWhoov]

what in the hell is DERP-SYNDRON?

[apolomenace]

molestia the movie ...E fo everyone

[hama129]

The video lets you imagine the ending

[MrEmc73]

@rodgerfox3 I remember that in a servey, around 85% of furries were "attracted" to anthro stuff, the majority of which was a "strong" attraction. A sexual deviation of the majority is certainly not out of the question in which case. I'm totally fine with this, but my dislike was referring to those on steam with yiff avatars/sprays. I've seen far more yiff than regular art by furries... So my views do have some base.

[JPman299]

lol derp syndrome

[kikook222]

@ZombiexKitteh Anyone who isnt 10 or a girl who watches MLP need to grow up.

[CycoYoshi]

@kikook222 why are you here then?

[grimlyn94]

O_O Oh dear lord....

[Quadrenaro]

oh look my first fan fic.

Nearly killed ponies for me.

Then I read My Little Dashie and forgot all about this!

The next day... Cupcakes.

Oh well I'm fine now.

[codydjt9]

@Quadrenaro Now read rainbow factory... :D

[Quadrenaro]

@codydjt9 NO!! NEVER! I made myself I promise, I intened to keep, until I get really, really bored!

[JPman299]

...why...why...WHY?

[EpicCanadianFilms]

cent-E-ant



[Epicness54321]

Azzekahh. Azzkaahhh. Your voice...is so Azekaaaaah...y

[1337sandstorm]

just saying....ima be hatin on dem bronys... I MEAN lots and lots of trains!!!!

[1337sandstorm]

umm.... why did i watch this

[115darkstar]

@TwistedBlackAQW I'm right behind you in line waitin for a turn to hit that pussy AM I RIGHT WORL?!?!

[gekon440]

Stay out of my shed, ok?

[gugugugu53]

I stopped at "Every creature has needs"

[SpikeX96]

The English word "Hassle" translates to "molestia" in Spanish.

[lugia52320]

@SpikeX96 OMG *O_O*

[MrCc053]

DUN DUN DUNNNN

[OrrinDaralki]

I shouldn't be listening to this while drinking.

[BlazingAuroralSunPro]

The coughing made me laugh so much! XD

[ShermanGreg]

ohh!? i dont know if i shoud lik this

am i goin to hell!!?

[RRODEntertainment]

the only srs pony fanfic i heard him read was probably my little dashie...he cried like beech jk cause i did to!

[yeoldpepsi]

Im making a fanfic called Pinksanity. You should read it. i will message the like to you. when im done.

[TheThunderJesus]

56 people have derp syndrome

[HyperFalco]

'it was more over the date that had given her the giggles'

ROFL.

[rellthelord]

"most pleasurable duty of all"

Me:SEEEX?

[TwistedFireX]

@Thatonekimikidtwo Good god man.

[Secretagentblair2016]

Alicorns!!!

[AllenIzCool10]

What

[NekiiFTW]

Why am I watching this

I don't even-

/watches it anyway

whelp

[AdrianDeer]

i dont know why the most are complaining about this.. i only heard about this fanfic from a videos that made me think some really darn pervert things would be hear here.. but now.. im wondering.. its not disgusting or like OMFG what a whore.. i mean. its harmless.. this aint a really adult fanfic srsly

[treymo97]

@Thatonekimikidtwo °__°

[Thatonekimikidtwo]

SHUT UP AND START READING SO I CAN MASTURBATE!!!

[xxnavyrulzxx]

You can tell the exact moment that the guards knew they fucked up

[evilmonkeykillbot]

You could say princess Celestia was a bit,

*Slips on sunglasses

HORNY!

YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH­HHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[ryu4461]

O NOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BlakeVIPKaZoMa]

what in the name of god then 4 chan made...

[hotshot785]

*sigh*........what did i just click again. T-T

[Wisdomwithnopain]

^_^ (^)!

[imortal2demon1]

I saw a shitty ripoff of this on the alpha and omega club on fanpop

[sig566]

You might want to think about getting a pop filter for your mic. other than that very good

[TDIdialgagirl]

And this is why other people think we're furries

[MF0TY]

@TDIdialgagirl What was that rating again, 4 and 1/2 out of 5? Every brony I know in real life faps to this fucking show and unhealthy obsesses over it and the rest of you internet ponyfags are not foaling me. :P Oh God what did I just do. *Facehoof*

[Pichu441]

@TDIdialgagirl Sorry, but WE ARE.

"Furry fandom is a fandom for fictional anthropomorphic animal characters with human personalities and characteristics." -Wikipedia.

and this is coming from another brony.

[MrEmc73]

@Pichu441 There is a vast difference between the public interpretation of a word and the literal definition...

In fact, by that definition, anyone who's ever watched and liked an old disney film is a furry. Liking ponies =/= a member of the furry fandom.

[rodgerfox3]

@MrEmc73 the liking of anthropomorphic animal's is the required part of being a fur, the rest is if you want to be considered one or not. What I dislike is people who say furries are anything more or less then that, and people that like something like MLP enough to call themselves a brony and still think there is something wrong with furs is just being a hypocrite. Give up the hate and learn to love.

[MrEmc73]

@rodgerfox3 The "something" wrong with furries in the eyes of most people is the sexual deviation felt by the majority of the fandom, which isn't a frequent attribute for bronies. I personally discriminate against furries due to the fact that a ton of them seem to insist on spreading their porn around the internet.

However, a furry that keeps themselves to themselves and recognises that people don't share the same fetish (if any) is all right by me as long as they're happy with themselves too

[rodgerfox3]

@MrEmc73 pretty much all the furs I know keep to themselves and complain about the minority in the fandom that shove their dysfunctions in the worlds face because the world now thinks that's the majority of us. And if your talking about furry threads on /b/, stop pissing in an ocean of piss and ignore the threads.

[ZombiexKitteh]

@TDIdialgagirl :I As a brony and a furry I find this comment offensive. But you know what, I realize it's only a small majority of the brony fanbase in general who are idiotic like you. Everyone has opinions and are intitled to them, but keep the rudeness to yourself. You don't like furries? That's fine. There are things and fandoms I don't like, but I don't go around dissing them. I suggest you man up and do the same.

[zackolot]

@ZombiexKitteh There's more to life than to enjoy sexual acts performed by personified animals. I have nothing against people who draw animal/human hybrids, it just grosses me when they draw human/animal hybrid porn.

[ZombiexKitteh]

@zackolot I don't enjoy the darker side of either fandom in all honest.y Sort of ironic my curiousity lead me here. Anyways I understand, as I said everyone has their likes and dislikes.It's just wrong for a person to assume and judge an entire fanbase/fandom base on rumors and a small majority. It's just how people work though sadly. They judge what they don't understand/like and flame. People like that irk me.

[RyouuichiKun15]

@ZombiexKitteh

Pffft, hahahaha. aw haw haw.....you serious? shut up, get out, yiff in hell

[Azekahh]

@ZombiexKitteh

Hey, Azekahh here.

Don't listen to what everybody else is saying, they're all clearly ignorant. I side with you on this one.

Yiff in heaven, furfriend.

[ZombiexKitteh]

@Azekahh Well, at least someone agrees with me :'3 Thanks.

[undercop5567]

GET THE FUCK OFF THE RELATED VIDEOS LIST ON EVERYTHING HAVING TO DO WITH PONIES

[Arkangel630]

IT'S OVER 90000!!!!!

[TwistedBlackAQW]

If she asked me if I wanted to join her...fuck yes. Who wouldn't want to fuck a freaking royal pony GOD?

[VictoryFire88]

@TwistedBlackAQW I hope you mean if you were a pony..

[TwistedBlackAQW]

@VictoryFire88 Well, yes. Though being a human would make it easier since Celestia is a fucking giant.

[VictoryFire88]

@TwistedBlackAQW *vomits*

[shugochara78]

@TwistedBlackAQW um..... normal people?

[TwistedBlackAQW]

@shugochara78 You wouldn't jump at the chance to sleep with a god? (Not necessarily a pony god, mind you.)

[Rex8483]

@Azekahh I saw the story and it was to long and I don't fell like reading it today and I want to say thank for this video

[ultimateman64]

KILL IT...KILL IT WITH FIRE

[MinathePikachu]

seriously this is um that word i cant rlly put out um boring....we just sit here and hear you read it doesnt add up

[garkasha]

turn on [CC]

3:32 Ho you are a very freaky man prank pie itself

4:53 metalica medically close the book and proceeded out room while green

5:05 radical fell through her mind began conjuring up correct magical pot pudding

5:43 those was where is that would be to that's clever ultimate brick again ##

7:33 but now it is time for the cream

8:07 gasp quite sundry realization hair

8:11 approx coca-cola ads big sister

9:35 israel within her own mouth

11:37 her pupil violated harshly kirti began to do it

[smiqued12]

No matter how much I scrub I will never be clean NEVER

[completechaos21]

i think i lost a small bit of my soul there....

[SuperJonathanmatthew]

CC audio translation 2:02 "and even at one point the elements of tommy"

[MintyMomoki]

I Remember reading this along with lunanaughty c:

[Ragn4r0k311]

MOAR PICS. JUST TO MAKE THE VID INTERESTING TO WATCH.

[jeolf]

Pop_filter ?

[ForFlexSake]

@jeolf yes, please..

[javis88h]

she wants sax

[SwingSetStudios]

the sounds you make xD

[yeoldpepsi]

da faic.

[DanteKami1]

DERP SYNDROME?!?

[leahcim998]

@DanteKami1 (-  ) _ ( -)

[Foxface9]

C:

[PennyDreadful1]

I wish I still had my mic!(sob) COME BACK MIC!

[scubamax222]

@epiccthulu but she's like (over) 9000 (!)

[KingOfTehMoon]

I get it but what does harvesting bananas have to do with molestia?

[Mrtrollzar1]

I have the weirdest boner right know heheheheee

[TheSlowGamer]

Spoilers V

[MaxtheWolf100]

Tis all your fault Luna!! Many would say "Thanks" and others would say "HOW COULD YOU?!" but I say... Whatever *clicks another link*

[CarolynMaples]

How daunting.

[tonyharrison4]

anyone read romance reports that ones awesome. (twilight+luna) pretty sweet it has 18 chapters but once i started reading i couldnt stop. i wouldnt call it a clop-fic, but it does have some pretty cloppy material in it

[epiccthulu]

if i was a guard, the moment she asked me if i wanted to join her, i'd be like "hell yes"

[Morhek]

@epiccthulu And you would never be seen again.

[Quadrenaro]

this was my first fanfic. i was only a brony for about 3 days

[MarioBros125253v1337]

@Quadrenaro I am so sorry

[MarioBros125253v1337]

@Quadrenaro actually im just glad you never read cupcakes...or rainbow factory...or Sweet Apple Massacure...i could go on

[Quadrenaro]

@MarioBros125253v1337 i read My little Dashie the next day, and the day after that.... cupcakes.... and a month later S.A.M. im not going anywhere near rainbow factory or trixies funhouse. i dont even know what theyre about. *shudders*

[odstarmor557]

@Quadrenaro staaaay away from trixies funhouse trust me all you gotta know is the writings terrible and it involes the cutie mark crusaders

[Quadrenaro]

@odstarmor557 OH GOD!!! D:

[odstarmor557]

@Quadrenaro i know, plusim really starting to see a trend with them and these fanfictions

[vjm3]

"Would you care to join me...tonight...in a most wonderful slumber?"

COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH

[IAmMelloYellow]

AAAAAAAAAAAND cue cliffhanger!

[Tarixstar1234]

I'm scared.

[Liliputian07]

1:06 I came.

Sorry, I like the word 'passion'.

[SoulBrony]

Hay thats great! you know what would be greater? A new mic!

[Hellopplz765]

I'm trying to say you could play Amnesia: TDD with those as the monsters and stuff.

[Hellopplz765]

This could be a mix between Amnesia and MLP:FiM.

Daniel = anyone really, (RD, Twilight, Applejack, 1 of those people.)

Grunt = Luna (Assuming they both went crazy)

Brute = Princess Molestia. (Fits easily)

the only weird part is the reason they're trying to kill you.

[zombiekiller938]

Why would someone let there child watch a video titled "princess molestia"?

[Silverwindpegasus]

I got the coolest boner right now, reason why? It's a tattoo of fluttershy on it. When it's limp she frowns but when it's erect she smiles

[killerweakness12]

Below) correct

[Henifaction]

V so you went though the whole thing THEN complained? Lol Phailure

[relaxnow]

YOU SICK BASTARD MY 11 yr old CHILD WAS WATCHING THIS YOU ARE A TERRIBLE EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING USING CARTOONS TO SEDUCE LITTLE CHILDREN !!!

[HAX3232]

@relaxnow lol, thats pretty funny. Whats also funny is your name is relax now

[kovertree]

@relaxnow 1. he did not make this fan fiction he is simply reading it. 2. if your child is 11 he/she will (or might already) be "seduced" by other things (im guessing by the opposite sex but hey to each his own) 3. as zombiekiller938 mentioned if you let your child watch a video titled "Princess Molestia" then it your own damn fault

[sabuteur]

@relaxnow

Read your username.

Also you're a failure as a parent if you cannot control your children.

[LordDracona]

@relaxnow wow... what an ironic name... plus how can he 'seduce' your child by reading a story that he didn't even wright?

[narupiv]

@relaxnow not his story...he's just doing what thefans want him to

[Darkpup15]

@relaxnow Maybe you're just a shit parent, why don't you stop whoring yourself out for rent money and start monitoring what your children do rather than insult and prosecute someone who can't control who his fanbase is. I think you should put your kid up for adoption and maybe then, will your kid finally get actual parents rather than wastes of matter that are generating the cancer that kills all faith in humanity. Bitch.

[PennyDreadful1]

@relaxnow Well that wasnt even justified. He is just telling a story. Granted he could have warned anyone watching the vid that its extremely twisted. I dont think an eleven year old will be traumatized for life by watching this. Ive seen FAR WORSE.

[evenfall369]

Oh god....

[TheOmgJesus]

DERP SYNDROME

[JZCKdoom101]

have you read CUPCAKES!!!???/..>>?>?>??>>??

[ElanoreTheScout]

Pahah.

Derp Syndrome :'D

[kuledrumergie87]

I need this after reading, then hearing My little Dashie

[Peaserist]

Molestia's horn is about to go somewhere it shouldn't.

[sluthmon]

Ding win

[SuperFlameRing]

Was that cliffhanger ending on purpose I wonder?

[Dragdamar]

Awe... I lost my place...

[marfarfel]

this voice reminds me of caboose from RvB >.>

[friendlyschizo]

i LOVED this and your reading of my little dashie omgosh love it. inspired me write my own. OH OH OH when it's done would you like a link and maybe consider reading it? i'm thinking about making a series with episodes and stuff :D so many ideas.

[thesega99]

Friggin Furronies (Bronies who are furries)

[SeadogDriftwood]

@thesega99 O.o That's an image I REALLY didn't need to see - furry bronies "clopping"

(Also, it's not "sentinent" - it's "sentient". SEN-shunt (ˈsɛn.ʃənt)). Just saying.

[gogetaSSfive]

"This'll probably take ten or so videos"

*Looks at 'more videos from this users'*

JC, he wasn't kidding!

[JonesArmandoHoward]

I didn't get to go to college and Mexicans got to eat our state so that, people could do this...

You guys should go up into the mountains and have like secret lodge rituals AROUND A CAMPFIRE, and were owl and bear helmets made out of Swedish legos and sacrifice mules (hold on I got to vomit, the Oxycontin an off brand from Canada and the antibiotics are killing my stomach)beard to anus transplants do that, its horrible...)

to iguanas that live in Israel...

That was pretty awesome oration tho'

[SuperIntendantVince]

. . . I'm. . .At a loss for words.

-The Famouse Words Of The Late Kefka Palazzo-

[TheInevitableHulk]

Why didn't you put this all in one video?

[kingdude223]

... How was i at tf2 videos then this?

[TimeToFireTheLazor]

I'M GONNA LICK YA!

[EvilSideStalker666]

*troll face* problem ?

[otakoh893]

The fun has been doubled!!

[SmashMaster83]

@otakoh893 More like rape, I'd have to say

[EWU619]

U got a great voice dude

[EWU619]

LAWL WUT!? Epic!!

[TheDickstaple]

When you speak as the guards, it reminds me of the footmen from warcraft 3. Aka very manly and trained

[fosterslover]

Yeah, the mic kind of detracts from the whole experience. At least keep it out of the way of your mouth so we don't hear you breathe.

[HICKS3131]

How the fuck did I get here... I dont even like My little pony o.0

[Megazerik]

@HICKS3131 one of us, one uf us, one of us...

[Pingascore]

@HICKS3131 You wanted to listen to molestation porn.

[SuperWing0]

and subed because u put your self thru this

[jiob8]

And so a meme was born... -_-

[KeithTwoBit3207]

My Little Pony, My Little Pony-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUHHH!

Myyyyy~

[BigM33100]

Why can't I stop listing to this story/clopfic?!

[Faust013]

She should be called "Prince"less Molestia

Hahah

[PlushieClock]

Oh you.

Usages is a word. Just usage in plural.