viagra 911 call

[theraVen27]

if you have a penis you know a 4day erection is hell!

[eelnomtih]

That's not as funny as it is horrifying and nauseating

[Ceigirns242]

@JoelGokBo89

Ofcourse! You should asked your man to

visit the site:

LastLongerNow.info

This might help him to get better and be

a lil passionate in making love with you.

I think what he is doing becomes worse

cause he's actually speeding up the process.

[keftyco]

wha???

[SuicideSeattle]

A 4 day boner wow your wife must have been happy!!! Your dick probably could have cut glass it was so hard!!!

[pownedbyeass]

his wife must be really happy

[fightinggamefanatic]

4 days!! damn!!

[RevolutionButton]

Did anyone else hear the anchor say "No laugh..(ing)" before her mic got turned down?

[560Sugarstar]

4 day bona wow

[ForNachos]

Hey I would be saying um Alot too if I had to tell a woman that I have had a raging boner for 3 days..

[DarkNeckrowSilence]

I take Viagra just to keep myself from rolling off my bed lol XD

[MrRJLuff]

@DarkNeckrowSilence thats actually hilarious.. XD

[disasterdesigns]

Hhah 4 day boner

[115ZOMBiEboy]

HAHAHA funnyiest shit ever

[Mikeyt8869]

Lmfao id be fuckn like crazy

[JirachiMaster007]

4 days? Holy hell.

[fanothetube]

LOL Kinda reminds me of that episode of True Blood where Jason OD'd onV! LOL

[MrJetsfan1998]

and umm umm my dick has been raw hard for a week

[tukedmj]

I actually um, took umm, some pills, umm two viagra ummm, and i cant control my penis

[videozhero]

u can hear she said no laugh,.....

[thornysubject]

why didnt he just go to the ER or his GP.? seriously .!

[AgentZeroTutorial]

@thornysubject Walking outside with a boner ? seriously .!

[radkidmoe]

Why wouldn't you call by the 2nd day!?!

[MegaIanlee]

MOTHER FUCKER NEEDED A MOP BY HIS TOILET.........UH SHHH

[1RadicalDreamer]

At least he died with his dick hard.

[KevinSun242]

Four hours, damn, four DAYS?

[TJ75474]

My boner...um...hurts sooo good

[mi9worm]

lol

[GamingAddict820]

Ok um so um im um sickum i um took some umm pills and umm....

[treybennett5097]

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[Tosti241]

LOL!

[BanditV8racer]

id call in sick and fuck my lady non stop, maybe make a porno

[illbeurluckycharmz]

FUCK SOME BITCHES!!!!! FOUR MOTHERFUCKING DAYS AND YOU DIDNT FUCK NO BITCHES?!?!?! DAMN NIGGA YOU NEEDED TO BE FUCKING SOME BITCHES IF YOU WAS HARD FOR 4 MOTHERFUCKING DAYS!!!!! DAMNNN!!!

[iopenedpandorasbox]

*face palm* four hours is the time frame they suggest you go to a hospital. sheesh. Not to mention that Zoloft (an anti depressant) can also be used to treat another complaint men have in the bedroom as well. Geez... if he was taking Zoloft and Viagra... well holy moley I don't know if I should feel more sorry for him or the person he was ramming that thing into. Four days... holy hell.

[popazz1]

Serves the idiot right,lol.TWO Viagra? Christ,what was he hoping for,a marathon sex session? Sounds like a wasted boner.

[johnerlive]

that was in portland,or

[mandybarr80]

now thats a happy penis

[DWarrior4]

What a tool, I hope his penis blows up

[Racingirl911]

911Operator: Sir, what is your address?

Man: Are you sending a bambalance?

911 Operator: No, Sir. My shift is about to end, so I'll be handling your call PERSONALLY!

[DutchDukeMan]

4 days? DAAWMN!

[Apollo04103]

@FrozenIce1097

I sincerely doubt he was having sex after the first day at all.

The pain in his "manhood" would have been extreme after about 6 hours.

I doubt he was worried about what his mother would think after that.

[sooper2dooper3]

I once had an erection for seven hours...but that was just through eight hours of non-stop shagging. No damage as far as I can tell.

[u2berz]

@sooper2dooper3 virgin! lmao

[AbneyParkFan]

4 days you would be dead moron

[Apollo04103]

@AbneyParkFan

And you know this because you're a doctor, right?

[AbneyParkFan]

@Apollo04103 I know this because I can read health books dumbass.

[Apollo04103]

@AbneyParkFan

Quote one, specifically...

Because, as I read about it right now, the worst complication is ischemia, leading to gangrene. This would result in removal of the "organ", and not death.

The only mention of death, is that priapism is common in hanging victims. These people get what is called the "death erection"...

Next time, trying being correct before calling people (who are clearly much smarter than you) dumbasses and morons.

[Apollo04103]

Heh... Not much to say now, huh?

I figured as much.

Better luck next time, sport.

[zaurigouzki]

4 days?! Must've been hard...

[RitzDaCracker1]

Wow he said "umm" like 30 times in the first 10 seconds

[0ddball64]

lol only after 4 days u realize sumthins up ..

[Baller527]

Lol how the fuck did he go to work ? After a full day of boner , you didn't think of getting help? Or was he just having too much fun

[Topher1286]

What an r-tard. You're supposed to seek medical help if an erection lasts for four hours because damage begins after six hours. This guy is never gonna get laid again.

[mouliegoalie]

sounds like they let him off soft.

[GrandOfMan]

Best and worst 4 days of his life

[ra2yuri4]

4 days? shit, didn't he notice his dick crying after 4 hours!?

Must have been painful...

[TheDanrox110]

just jerk off and get it over with

[avau77]

four days with a hard axe aint sickness its a acheivement!!...

[xOBS3SS10NX]

u um have um an um issue um and um can yyou um help me....um

[BUSTINCHOPZZz]

ahha masterbaition time:P

[mrtundra45]

so you didnt fuck any hoes dumb ass nigga?

[Apollo04103]

@mrtundra45

You're dumb.

[mrtundra45]

@Apollo04103 No you're dumb.

[Apollo04103]

@mrtundra45

And you just managed to prove my point.

Good work.

[mrtundra45]

@Apollo04103 < Idiot.

[thgodofwar]

and umm.

[2gatsuuga]

4 days?! are you kidding me? wtf...hes a dumbass

[steelfury455]

consult your black book for help, not a doctor...

[fairhillnorrie]

hard to believe....... hate to be there when he came....... TSUNAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII !!!!

[Sandraella1982]

LOL omg it say after 4 hours to seek a doctor but 4 days damn

[Grant123CC]

washington county. pennsylvania's washington county l o fuking l

[stocker104]

0:13 the report says "no laughing"

[Dreadlord67]

man: I uh Have uh a uh big fuckin cock uh ad uh i uh tried uh beatin uh it of uhh but uhh it didn't work uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

woman: english you dumb negro

[BustaNut0nY0u]

they shouldn't be releasing that to the news. that's ridiculous

[eSeGUER0]

um um um um um um um um

[rexx1234567]

Any Medication like that says call for EMERGENCY medical help after 4 hours of having an erection that won't go away, he waited 4 days?? OMFG!

[imgabbyDUH]

I'm glad im a girl? Hahha but this shit is toofunny!

[gyaru1989]

That's where I live :)

[BigDaddieDino]

4 Days OMFG Sounds Like A Blast ;D

[Brazda25]

0:12 No laughing! HAHAHA

[adamneff1606]

LOL

[thebigman4444]

i had a boner for 6 hours once from watching porn and i was in agonizing pain for like 2 hours after it was gone soo.....i hope hes okay now :/

[pottsman420]

ahhahahh after 4 hours it can break ur dick and this guy went 4 days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rexx1234567]

@pottsman420

No, it's actually a sign for something a lot more serious and life threatening, I forgot exactly what though....have to look it up.

[Dewdaahman]

a depressed manic with a boner.. is this one of the signs the end is near..?

[rexx1234567]

@Dewdaahman Haha! You're an idiot XD

[mindg33k]

If you're erection lasts for more than 4 days please call 911 Call your doctor now about ED.

[rexx1234567]

@mindg33k Yep, that's just how those ads go.

"Talk to your doctor to see if [insert drug name here] is right for you...[insert drug name here] is not for everyone, especially people with [some medical condition] or [some medical condition]. People who _________shouldn't take [drug name]. Risks include stroke, heart attack, hearing or memory loss, weakened immune system, kidney failure or liver damage"....."

[Cue Actor/Actress] "I finally got my life back" [cue stupid logo].

Sound great!

[6282misas]

Four days I wonder how he slept

[ngtvzero]

@6282misas obviously on his back

[drosmoker99blackman]

i got you on tht gas viagra

[Arc6789]

so its a bipolar, depressed erection....

[simshigh]

Um um um um um um um um um um.

[RETSZTIRF]

lol

[Kis4Kosher]

fake

[BuzzKila]

If you have an erection for longer than 5 hours your penis can die from blood clot, its actually called "Priapism". and it can result in your penis being amputated.

[buffaloborn71]

He just need to smoke some marijuana and he'll be ok...Oh wait that's illegal nevermind

[thelegendricky]

umm like my umm dick hard umm wont go down umm need umm some umm fucking help umm call the umm POLE-ECE umm maybe umm they can umm unload umm this deadly weapon for me ummm.........aint umm got umm no umm baby umm moma ummm.....

[brongarago]

I'd be scared to get a boner ever again.

[jmjboi]

lmao

[randomactsok]

Four straight days? O_O owww

[46619TAB]

DAMN!! I used it once and got nothing except my blood pressure went thru the roof.

[angelsgurl]

4 days? I'd say they had a hell of a time getting him soft again.

[richig761]

@angelsgurl Nah... I just showed him my asshole.

[AngelQuezada1]

Silly man he didn't have to call the pOlice all he had to do is look at a picture of Rosie ol donald

[BlueJayKing]

He said umm 9 times. lol

[IDCFFSGTFO]

4 DAYS LOL... if my dick didn't go down after 2 hours id go to a hospital..

I hope his dick fell off, what a pinhead

[MrJlo87]

Why would he wait 4 days to seek help? I guess the river dried up so he had no use the the dam anymore!

[Rsmaniac4]

"Umm actually umm [no laughing] what the problem is i took some pills and umm actually umm i took umm viagra umm pills and umm my erection has been up for like 4 days" -_-

[justin22619]

he goes hard in the paint...

[FMJaustin]

If i had a boner for 4 days id call alot of sexy bitches

[Acorms96]

"ive had an erection for like 4 days" LMFAOOOOO

[ayala314]

man if i had a boner for 4 days id take advantage of it.

[drewkuch]

He sounds black...why viagra in the first place?

[Dez13040287]

4 days HAHAHA

[Stoudemireable]

If I was the operator, I would've tell the guy that we're sending someone over to chop your erected penis off, that make his boner go away real quick :)

[SuperDuperSentinel]

I took um two ummm viagra ummm pills ummmm

[a7xfanboylolololol]

@SuperDuperSentinel you ummm forget and ummm

[ninendowii2000]

hahaha 

[zoroarkissueregion]

that sounds like dcigs

[jtmcneil90]

it's umm called ummm jerking off... ummm nigger.

[missmosley2000]

@jtmcneil90 using a racial slur wasn't even needed

[jtmcneil90]

@missmosley2000 monkey say what??

[Pucothemage007]

Umm actually.. Umm.. what the problem is Umm..I took some pills and Umm... Acually Umm...I took Umm... two Umm... Viagra pills and Umm... my erection has been up for like 4 days...

[Allanlegacy43]

How the hell did he piss, upsidedown? ha ha ha..

[cjcjx1]

@Allanlegacy43 looooool, Pissing when you have a boner is hellannoying. IT GOES EVERYWHERE

[navi1007]

HORSE VIAGRA!

[JMartComedy]

I hope the police are looking for this hardened criminal

[LovableJalyn]

@JMartComedy lololololololollolololol

[bulby1994]

@JMartComedy

You sir win the Internet.

[garciajennifer223]

Wow, what a dummy. I don't think I would have taken 2. Duh! If you're trying a drug you bought off the street, don't double up on it at least!

[xnerdzgohardx]

and GUYS call GIRLS STUPID!!!! smh-.-

[Apollo04103]

@xnerdzgohardx

I find it strange that you condemn an entire gender because of the actions of one. Whether or not you think your gender is being treated poorly, doesn't mean that the entire male gender is exactly like this guy. It very clearly states that this man is on drugs for mental illness.

Try generalizing less. An intelligent female wouldn't be so quick to sound so ignorant.

[marhar19666]

If your erection last more than 4 hours..call more ladies.

[Saisaro]

I like how he said 'Um..' after every word.

[StatusUnicorn]

4 FUCKING DAYS?! xD

[Dissez503]

@StatusUnicorn We know what he's been doin the past 4 days ;) I wonder if he came...

[TheExoticAnimal]

did he take the whole bottle!!!!!!

[geckoman07]

This uhm video uhm is uhm funny.

[powerwindowsrush]

if that was me having an erection for 4 days wouldnt e a problem :)

[TheGamerman1996]

0:11  you hear no laughing

[meeputube]

He be trollin'

[ra2yuri4]

how the hell couldn't he had known something was wrong for 4 days? After 6 hours, you should probably already know your penis is in pain.... Stupid idiot D:!

[kappamiley]

lolol

[isworeintoroyalty]

He probably had priapism.

[Apollo04103]

@isworeintoroyalty

Probably? The very definition of priapism is an erection lasting more than 4 hours. Pay attention to those Viagara commercials next time. Since, I can guarantee that's where you get your information.

[flyingxk]

he waited 4 days because in the meantime he um ,...did the whole female population of his county...um,...lol

[OrthodoxDarwinist]

This is a relatively common medical problem called priapism.

[Xgalaxy4]

4 DAYS? Your suppose to see a doctor after 4 HOURS!

[HOLYDSFA]

"um" between every word. holy fuck.

[UNDERRATEDMCS]

holy ShITTTT 4 DAYS!!>!?!?!?!?!?!? wtf. DAMNNN

[Cougman1978]

O? LoL, tell him to use someone who is thai mauy. That's how he can medic from.

[69IsWin]

one of the side effects is saying um too much

[miamiwax]

ummm

[whatsername1313]

cool!!! oregon reported this!! GO OREGON!!

[RIPJaybird9258]

O_0



[TheArunsingh1]

Guys, the problem was not 4 days or erection - issues is that he ran out of girls. LOL

[xternal619]

Aw yea!  LMAO!

[crazypsychOweirdO2]

lol...this um is um sooo um funny um!!

[Kelthuzad126]

@crazypsychOweirdO2 um um LOL! um um GIGGIDY! XD

[imp872]

whisky tango foxtrot man.... 4 days.....

[Skinscorcher999]

So.. yeah if it was me I'd be going to an emergency room after only two hours with no change. If blood is trapped like that it can do damage to stuff

[serenadesilhout]

If he's been "up" for 4 days, I wonder what he's been up to the other 3 days

0_0

he doesn't sound very sure of himself, like he's making this up. "I um took um some um viagra um pills and um my erection um has been up for um 4 days and um I'm um really um sick." also, he said "I'm really sick" in a flat monotone voice!