Butt Plug + Mom = Fail: Black Ops/Life Story by SamYoolSun

[theterriblesniper]

lol "i like talking about dicks and buttholes but that doesnt mean i want them rubbing against my forehead"

[travatack]

hey youre coming down here because a scary ad lol

[GamerCheatsForAll]

@travatack yeah fucking devil inside

[TheFriendlyFiends]

At 1:16 zoom in and look at his emblem. He is so gay.

[rileytwist88]

Like if you pee in the direct center of the toilet because you are the man of the house and want the pople of your house that you are present unlike the pussy with 30 somethin' thumbs up.

[MrJuhanso]

i draw dicks pretty good thanks to chief from arby n the chief show which by the way pls check it out. anyway i draw dicks and im not gay

[NAVIWORLDINC]

Can someone please explain to me at what part of someone using a enema makes them gay?

[rileytwist88]

@NAVIWORLDINC when you shove it up your ass, or even think about doing it, or talking about doing it, squeezing the liquid into ur ass is pretty gay too, its like getting an anus full of jizz

[CharAndJake]

@rileytwist88 you do know for some people, if they don't use one it could kill them. they might have something fucked up with them and really need to empty their bowls.

[rileytwist88]

@CharAndJake That doesn't mean that it can't be gay is someone that doesn't need one and gets their jolly's off from it. :P

[NAVIWORLDINC]

@rileytwist88 You sound like you are about 8-11 years old, male and from the south. I am guessing either Arizona, New Mexico or Texas. If you don't fit in this description, you seriously should read a book or two asap.

[rileytwist88]

@NAVIWORLDINC im 14, from the west cost, california

[mudbuttkilla]

my names spencer :)

[xGCinema]

Just cos u hang out with girls dont meen ur gay trust me i hung outwith 5 girls and had them all =P

[asnow08]

ok in need to know your score!!! badass gameplay

[JAMY650]

What does the folding stock on pm63 do?

[Doggiesboy28]

@JAMY650 It Is A Grip, So Technicly Reduces Kick and is more accurate... i think!

[SuperHockeyfan91]

inema is a buttbluge u dumbass

[suckyumuda]

So... where does the butt plug fit into all this?

[SmileyGirlXO]

Your pretty good at this game... xD And telling stories? Lmao I love how your just like Pwning people with a gun while talking xD

[danny29914]

@SmileyGirlXO ummm hes not talking while playing duh!

[i44BuLLeTz]

I present my enama to her! Haha!

[volca23]

oh shit i was eating ceral lol

[volca23]

lol your storys are funny

[MistaChamp]

The dick at 1:15 in the corner

[23davidian96]

@MistaChamp think that's funny, check 5:59

[burninredhead]

my name is Spencer too

[MistzX]

LOL Goto 0:53

[SexySterlingHehe]

LOL 0:53

[zim382]

That was probably the longest game ever....I sort of tuned out the gameplay and was so interested in teh story that That fucking game went on for ever!

oh and this goes in Shock and BAWWWWWW archives

[TheD3r1k]

wow, i had to watch this video while eating some noodles :O

[SketerJess]

hey i just wached that vid alex is cool



[mikevismyelement]

Enemas are strictly for Japanese porn

[nastykiller117]

12 people are ''gay''. Lmfaoo dude, your story kills me ahahahaa!

[mpoolesr]

thats some story

[runescpaefan2]

no offence, but you kind of go into wayyy to much detail XD

[mundayfilms]

Like if you pee on the side of the toilet to make it not as loud :)

[MucusDubTube]

Why does he want an enema for? surely its better to have friends!

[BSCEnVy]

@MucusDubTube to give to his "friend" that he didn't like.. listen to the commentary and you find this stuff out

[zulugonza]

2 bucks is barking and he wants his dogs back

[shack196]

its only award buyin condoms from the place were ur mom/girlfriends mom works at and she find out

[xXzerosk8er4lifeXx]

Enima= butt douche



[ionlyblade]

my parents tought i was gay so each day i would bring a friend (gurlz uh) and french kiss her 

[night4345]

@ionlyblade are you?

[MegaSuperdude2]

Hanging out with girls often? I think of that as a pimp!

[xxTHExLEGITxx]

@MegaSuperdude2 Your kidding right? just hanging out?? do u even know what a pimp is

[MegaSuperdude2]

@xxTHExLEGITxx Yes. But do you know what he does with the girls he "hangs out" with?

[frenfri]

10 guys use an enema! haha

[Cptraktorn]

"i can explain" always sounds guilty

[MrssPotatoDick]

My mom thinks I'm gay cuz I fuck guys. Whats so gay about that??

[PureBloodz2K11]

Lolz

[dmgzsniper]

lol

[link7221]

the other day my sister wanted to give my dad an emena

[kaeliosvids]

best way to get out of that... ; HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA don't worry, inside joke. she woulda believed you.

[Risukou]

enema= worst experience ever..

[sebsgrad07]

Enimas are required before any sort of major surgery because the anisthetic constipates you so bad you need to clean your system out as well as possible. They suck by the way.

[TheMathias95]

why does some people think it is awkward to buy condoms?

[N1K0RzZ]

@TheMathias95 its not so much buying the condoms its how big the condoms are...

[TheMathias95]

@N1K0RzZ LOL :) good answer!!

[funnychoccookie]

@TheMathias95 imagine buying a dildo

[TheMathias95]

@funnychoccookie for a boy it is just unhuman. Hope your not thinking of buying one unless you are a girl?

[funnychoccookie]

@TheMathias95 OK THEN IMAGINE BUYING SPERM AT YOUR LOCAL MARKET

[TheMathias95]

@funnychoccookie why in the world would I buy sperm? what's wrong with you brow?

[BlackOpsFreackz]

Pro!!!!

[MrDalmation17]

Joke: I'm happy that my lesbian neighbors got me a Rolex but i don't think they got what i meant when i said i wanted to watch :)

[TheMathias95]

@MrDalmation17 LOL :)

[PracticalDuck]

2:52 lol the was a funny pun

[MrRoach211]

"Yea I'm buy I fucking enema what do u want bitch"

Lol

[ruthlesslegendkiller]

i support lesbians as long as i can watch

[TheCplDunn]

10 people used the enema...

[xXDoMiNaToR10]

Slightly creeped out.. ''/

[11dillanger11]

an enema is a portable bidet :P

[Valtaire951]

BALLLS AND WEINERS!!!!!!!!!! JIGGLYJIGGLYJIGGLY no homo haah

[xRebornHero]

How did you record?

[qldisdabest]

there is always someone in a group no boby likes lol

[iLufflesSkinnies]

pshh my mom calls me gay and my dad calls me a fag lol

[ToxicCheese97]

0:31 commando lunge lol

[KroniKFRAGZ]

coolstorybro :]

[iiRapezz]

O_o

[iTzIBiLLyxD]

someone count how many times he says "enema" in this video

[FloridaGatorBoy74]

this is GOLD!

[LpsInUrBum]

me and my mother were laughing through this whole video...

[DutchFreezeR]

I dont know dude, but why is it a problem if you hang out with girls offten?

Inh high school 3d grade(of dutch school system, idk wich grade it is in the US) i was friends with 6 girls. And we were always sitting there, and there was 1 other guy.

So 2 guys and 6 girls... Am i gay? No :P i have a relationship with one of the girls actually :)

[willy20012]

uMM uMM yEA uH iCAN eXPLAIN THAT lIKE iF tHAT WAS fUNNY @4:52

[jordandoyle1995]

has to be the best commentary ive ever watched!! good work! (:

[U2RoKKeR]

"Haven't used one, but I have bought one. Anyways..."

[duckcluck123]

Im laughing so hard that I have to poop

[MrCarterHD]

"Yeah im buying a fuckin enima what do you want bitch?" lollll

[MrCarterHD]

"Yeah im buying a fuckin enima what do you want bitch?" lollll

[faxtie]

ಠ_ಠ im 7. what is this?

[petetheplane1]

2bucks wants his dogs back

[MadisonISaGodess]

how is buying condoms awkward? it means your getting laid lol.

Idk, maybe guy thing O_o

[YunGGenO77]

@MadisonISaGodess sumtimes it s pretty akward especially da firts time

[VisuaLisHD]

@MadisonISaGodess Im pretty sure its only weird because the person knows ur buisness or if ur buying xxs small condoms

[Frausto151]

I look in the side bar and there was :"Things NOT to Ask a Gay Guy", "Gay Education" Then Justin Bieber. lol

[kwpwnu]

@Frausto151 hahahahahahahahaaaaa

[BOOMHeadshotBiiatch]

i hate that stigma parents have. i hang out with girls a lot too and get accused of being gay :P its total bull but whatever, ik im not gay. lol

[iWarpz]

hahahaha i would get top comment

[joshgomez1995]

hahah funny :)

[CH4ZT3CH]

japanese people use em >.< great culture, fucked up sex

[MASTERLINKX761]

give 2 bucks his dogs back!!!!!!!!

[RecliningWhale]

The weirdest thing that ever happened to me was when i bought some magnum condoms for my little brother the lady at the cash register smiled at me and told me to have a nice day.

[freakylegofan]

@RecliningWhale

brother...

yhea right...

lol

[RecliningWhale]

@freakylegofan Yes, unfortunately my little brother is bigger than me, I'm above average but I'm big enough to need magnum condoms and I will openly admit it.

[freakylegofan]

@RecliningWhale

lol



[MillionareFTW]

@RecliningWhale Lol I can imagine that happeneing, how old was your bro and how old where you?

[RecliningWhale]

@MillionareFTW He was 16 and I was 18, as you can tell by his use of magnum condoms, he is larger than average and he didn't want our parents to know he was sexually active. So I was nice and went and bought him some, my only real choice in the matter was buy him some and know he is being safe or refuse and risk becoming an uncle.

[austinlikestacos]

those are for gay porn so you dont get HIV

[Sevmarick]

I had to us and anima they suck so much they make you feel like shit

[Garghoul30]

In all honesty, you're much better using laxatives. An Enema is that kind of thing that gives off the message: Don't get sick again or this will happen to you. It's not pretty.

[TinnedWaffles]

I always thought an enema was a bad headache.

[nikkk7]

you got repped by da F1ST

[thepro231]

THE BEST

[TGFstudios]

Enemas are for porn stars.

[KensukeNL]

I once bought a blow-up doll for a friend and said "it's a present, can you wrap it?"

[DTrixss]

I was accused of being gay because I support gay rights.

[WAFFELTIME]

lol ummm

[hamthemad]

aww who cares!!!! no one thumbs ups my comments.......

[ninjaslayer546]

My mom though i was gay for about 2-3 weeks for sperming in the bed (wet dream) and i didnt clean it up in fact i barely knew ot was there and she didnt know about masterbation or wet dreams.... so i told her it was milk X.x and she belived me and then i told her i had a girlfriend (which i do) andshe belived me which was the end of the "gay wekks." My mom is a DUMBASS or shes blond.

[buffhockey47]

@ninjaslayer546 obviously a made up story

[Rikuschaos5]

Give 2Bucks his dogs back

[darknircom]

holy shit, i watched this while eating, u talked about dicks, enema's and shit

[iVilliain]

hahahaha isnt it funny how its called machINIMA..... kinda =]

[iVilliain]

hahahaha isnt it funny how its called MACHenimia..... kinda =]

[pimppat212]

only 2 bucks can use dogs as slaves how dare you 

[pimppat212]

2 bucks called he wants his dogs

[roflcoptor011]

hey SamYoolSun what capture card do u use to record gameplays. looking to buy one myself but i have no idea where to start. i have a mac if the matters

[lucario5526]

give 2 bucks his dogs back

[lucario5526]

give 2 bucks dogs back

[ActiveBomb14]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA that really really sux man.

[slizardboy]

I was in the hospital and had to use one... Its not fun

[FallClassics]

@slizardboy AHYEHAEHAHEHAHEHAEHAE

[slizardboy]

@FallClassics yea thats wat I said

[TYLER13xXx]

2 bucks called he wants his friends back

[iModzzProductions]

@TYLER13xXx NO He wants his Dogs back!!! :)

[ResediVlad]

That was DAMN hilarious.

[zooyork1316]

why u be stealin' 2 bucks' dogs??

[Aidanseanhinson1996]

Give 2 Bucks his dogs back they are his to use

[dude1234101]

dos dólares quiere que sus perros de nuevo

[FaceWeinerable]

i wanna know what your friend did to make them all not like him!

[SxANiightmareX]

What if he accepts the enima as a gift, and uses it on a girl?? Yeah, cant take it out on him then can you :P

[22tus]

@SxANiightmareX ...yeah u can.why would u wanna give a chick an enima, what r u 12?

[SxANiightmareX]

@22tus if you cant see why you would wanna clean out a chicks ass then there is no reason to barter with you

[22tus]

@SxANiightmareX cuase i dont wanna flush shit out of a girls asshole, do u know what boundaries are?

[johnathansmith1970]

give 2 bucks his dogs back

[paclac1337]

Dont girls use that too before the get surprize butt sex? >.>

[paclac1337]

2:15 what gun is that? it looks really cool but I cant tell

[luis9699]

@paclac1337 Ak 47 (Red dot and extended magz)

[uogf]

@paclac1337 Ak\K-74u with extended mags and red dot

[BIGman19961000]

give 2bucks his dogs back.

[InsanitiesFinestyt]

@codmw2leodinho10 so basically you decided to comment on this guys video to tell every1 that ur dick is so small it don't even come up on a radar/scan or watever? U atleast have balls for doin that man but it's supposed to b if ur parents thought u were gay not tell everyone tht you've a small dick :L

[codmw2leodinho10]

@InsanitiesFinestyt i would tell u that u can see it for your self, but that would be too gay... and im not gay r you?

[Kjcronin15]

That was a great vid, that guy is awesome

[MwPSPiiK3808]

this guy is cool, make more vids with him!

[GreekTheKiller]

what weapon is he using

[SarkPlaystationFan]

@GreekTheKiller PM63 i think (SMG)

[paclac1337]

@GreekTheKiller

i was wondering that too!!!!

[isokasigaming]

More stories!

[iWarpz]

Who else thought this was gunna be a story about some kid walking in on his mom while she used a butt plug.

[ImSoAwesome45]

@iWarpz Its not about this? FUCK.

[iWarpz]

@ImSoAwesome45 lmao

[ImSoAwesome45]

@iWarpz There I sat my clothes off, dick in my hands, bottle of lotion beside of me, and then you telling me this video wasn't about this...

[iWarpz]

@ImSoAwesome45 haha

[MrC0115]

@ImSoAwesome45  lolz i love it

[stan00311]

@iWarpz lmfao dude yeah thats the only reason iwatched it lol

[Grylvak]

parents thought i was gay cause they caught me with a dick in my mouth, dunno why they would think i was gay...

[Raisendoried]

@Grylvak

are you cartman?

[Grylvak]

@Raisendoried

how did you know?! imma tell mah mooooooooom D:

[leech8989]

2bucked texted me and told me to text you and say he wants his doggys back.

[Caspovv]

well did he used it?

[Raisendoried]

@Caspovv

no he didnt, thats what he said