Roasted

[TheNaturallyAwkward]

What courses are you taking at uni?

[KatBirdie3]

I read that article about you in that magazine ! At first I couldn't believe it was you , haha . I've got to admit , it didn't really sound like you too much either , I know what you mean when they sort of change around what you say . :L

[kapoof2]

that sound u made at the end... lol

[WolstenHannah]

@octaquan Dude, there's this thing called a full stop. Please use it, your comment is hurting my eyes.

[girlnextdoor14xxx]

I saw you in that article, and that's why I searched for you on youtube! :P You don't come acros as a douche! :P I'm glad I read it, coz you rock! :D <3 <3 <3

[jomboff]

didn't your roast get cold? :(

[joetavish]

Mate this video is fucking hilarious!

[8bitVincent]

What happend to your hair???

[ninnains]

was your interviewer rita skeeter?

[Yoitzsydney1]

grr i wanted to click the potato but it was moving to much!!

[RaynaOfSunshine]

NAPKINS. *Drool*

[SizzlersConscience]

i have those knives and forks <3 x

[manchildtrollhair]

i tried perusing the internet for that article for a laugh, but promptly gave up and just listened to your bandcamp songs instead. also, that roast looks divine.

[Laguna2432]

i didn't even know your name is alexandra and i've been subscribed to you for months, is that weird? :D

[GandhiShazny]

the return...of PRESTITUTE

[GandhiShazny]

the return...of PRESTITUTE

[GandhiShazny]

the return...of PRESTITUTE

[tyrannosauruslexxx]

@GandhiShazny hahahahahaaaaa

[explicitsound]

now I want to order a roast.. but they don't have them around the bay :(

I would love to try Yorkshire pudding

[Euanjthomas]

Fuck you Christmas Tree. what was that about?

[chrismax18]

lol this latest vlog made me laugh so much lex, but yeah loved the ending, random roast potato escapee :P

[beebej166]

Lex, you didn't eat that roast dinner by yourself. You ate it with all of your viewers. So far, that's 7,607 people.

[SuperMalliecat]

Fucking hell I'm hungry now.

[PatrickWrocks]

Favourite part of the video was the random cut of you saying "fuck you christmas tree!" it was great.

[CharlineLikesC]

It's terrible to sit down alone and havea roast dinner? I thought that this was why you invited us to join you - even if it's time-delayed and only through the screen.

My bad habit if I have to eat alone is to read a magazine (ok rather the Glamour or the Joy than the Look) or watch TV.

[NinjabreadMan07]

if i wasn't living at home during uni id probably do the same cos i'd miss the roastiness too much lol

[PenguinsOnStilts]

Yorkshire pudding! :D

[Loughyhy6n07]

lex means law in latin. ERGO Lex's word is law?

[josiesomerset]

I know this seems irrelevant to everything you're talking about but your hair is cool and you look really really nice so yay :)

[suuuuuuze]

i want your hair. screw the roast.

[wweleah]

ahaha epic ending xD

[moi1st93]

Was that Yorkshire pudding I really want that now

[zebratsjki]

My god you're so lucky to live there, vegetarian roast! I can hardly find vegetarian pizza.

Also great article. :D The poor woman probably didn't understand a single word you were saying.

[DerpGirl]

lol, I was reading that article in Look and that's how I found this channel, makes her sound like a prat.

[WilliamJsime]

*Hilarious comment about Lex and beauty*

[willfeav]

Definition of oxymoron: Vegetarian Roast

[clarepies]

i didnt know you were vegetarian! yay for veggies! <3 i like you a little bit more each video.

[taysteekiwiz]

forever alone moment?

all memes aside, your brush with that side of the media doesn't seem too terrible... You are doing quite well with your videos and doing exciting, creative things with your newfound monies. Hooray. Plus, now we get to have video date dinners with you? Well... moreso watch you enjoy what looks to be a good roast by your lonesome...

In all seriousness: Good vid. I enjoyed it.

[Thevalleyoftar]

I'll cook for you...

[taysteekiwiz]

pota-toe



[Amarox3000]

Ugh I hate how alien youtube seems to the tabloids. Especially with Rebecca Black, people thought 'Oh her video has millions of views! She must be really popular!' and started playing her songs on the radio without even LOOKING at the Like//dislike bar. Gosh.

Also are those aunt bessies potatoes? Best taters EVAR.

[oliviaaemily]

I love you, but you have awful table manners

[CompanyCar]

Not a 40 y/o male

[CompanyCar]

This is Anna by the way

[CompanyCar]

Come feed me a bagel

[CompanyCar]

I'm in love w/ u for real

[rest523]

dont hate your life :P keep doing videos you're very funny Lex :D

[conderon]

Fuck you Christmas tree!

[KristieHerself]

the editing of this video made me think you were throwing your peas everywhere...

[sammyn06c]

How can you get a vegetarian roast? It's like a party without monopoly! I mean music...

[tubaforeva]

What course do you take at uni then? I love your hair by the way :)

[chaudree]

"Fuck you, Christmas tree!" Cannot stop laughing!

[DanielTimothy]

I'd roast you, if you know what I'm saying

[WelcometotheReset]

did you order this from the great british takeaway in southampton?

[melwright7615]

at 2:20 it looks like she throws peas off the side of the screen:L

[hezziattubeyou]

Thats probly better than the roast I will be having for my pre christmas college christmas before we go home (on the 23rd !!!!). I will be making pre prepared chicken from co-op along with pre prepared roasties for me and my friend. The highlight will be the gient christmas crakers I plan to buy from poundstrecher......

[SeanieBlahBlah]

Wow Carlos is a Bell end. When I unsubscribe from someone, for whatever reason, I keep it quiet for fear of them taking it really personally or something.

[eliaisherr]

it's awesome that your making a beauty channel now but don't give up on this one, these videos are the best!

[jake27990]

I hate watching people eat. T'is gross.

[eddplant]

I fucking want a roast now, thanks Alexandra.

[tyrannosauruslexxx]

@eddplant shut up, you live with Tom "King of Roasts" Bacon.

[eddplant]

@tyrannosauruslexxx he has a job now my chances of getting a roast before Christmas Day are significantly lower than I am happy with

[lordtufty]

no Spit-roast? Disappointed

[JedardLoverRuby]

You a jokes

[smonkinsky]

On more than a few occasions the camera cut from 'food on fork' to 'post-munch fork in air'. Incidentally, I kept thinking that you were flinging your peas around.

[loocow1554]

this was weird(?) but i enjoyed it

[AdenCrockerTV]

old media is very condescending towards youtube, and there's one reason for that, youtube is a threat to them: by treating it as child's play they encourage the viewer to think youtube is just a cute viral video site

[crayolasky0]

I opened this video and it hadn't started yet but my front door mysteriously swung open in a creepy way so I hit pause, or so I thought, and got up to shut it and as I put my hand on the door handle the video started playing and the first noise you first make in this video scared the shit out of me. I thought some demon was angry that i'd shut him out or something.

yep thanks.

[OllyMillMill]

Proper enjoy your videos, not sure why, am doing my dissy on youtube and fame, but 'famous' or not i do kinda enjoy ur videos

[stephlovesthejobros]

I like tigers too.

[yuranival]

Im not a vegenatioan but I wanna eat now

[nutmegg24]

<3

[Elinious]

I'm excited for the beautychannel! I am actually interested in that kinda stuff :)

So yeah I'm just sitting here wondering what the hell a roast is. I think I know the act of like... roasting a chicken.. but I don't think you'd roast those peas on your plate.. Hmm, I guess that just gives me something to google at 5:30 in the morning ;)

[ggirlabroad]

Good chat.

I'd also like to add my words of concern for your food though. I just kept staring at it, wondering if it was getting colder and colder...

[NeonGirl29]

old media... so yesterday, sooo old. what? there is no redundancy there...

[martinhjerpe]

<3

[HaploidCell]

Are you managing to keep up the Don't Be A Lazy Fucker initiative ?

Question:

How long of a distance do you swim in a week ?

Is it a mile? Is it three?

[Lenigmaa]

Lol

[WhatsBliss]

I am. so. hungry. my mom made soup... but I really really want some sort of roast meat and yorkshire pudding (even though I'm american and we don't eat yorkshire pudding). So your potatoes are making me extremely jealous (that sounds really dirty for some reason. sorry 'bout that)

[TheStrangelyDeranged]

Link to article?

[robinocracy]

That is a cool thing to order. Cool video as ever, Lex. :)

[Iwillneverbesilenced]

eating a roast by yourself? foreveralone.jpg

[unclbtfan803]

I like tigers too.

[jeaniebaby001]

you remind me of jennifer saunders so much lol xD

[iaintalks]

why are people hating on your lighting :P

yes its not ideal but to be honest i like it, when youtubers i look up to arent perfect it makes me happy!!!

[RJmakesvids]

Why the fuck you at the christmas tree? xD it was funny :L

[jackoneeightytwo]

You've got your elbows on the table.

[Angel77777771]

If you hate your life can I have it? PLEASE!!??

[dragade101]

It is great she used half quotes ( ' ' ) in the title but if she is using quotes ( " " ) of things you are not saying. geez. what a fuckup of a reporter/whatever she is.

[hughesrock]

lol i love how everyone is calling you Alexandra on the comments now XD

my neighbour's name is Alexandra..

i prefer to call you Lex :P

and lol i saw the magazine page about you on tumblr and was like.. "AWESOME"

[KungfuCow5]

What's the main feature of a vegetarian roast? In place of the beef I mean? Or do you just lie in a heap pleading weakly for iron?

[SamStarscreamForever]

I hope that wasn't too cold at the end Alexandra :)

[anglopicker]

well Alexandra dear, that was a simply wonderful!

[KungfuCow5]

@anglopicker Alexandria... that isn't right. It took me a while to register it in that article.

[mickeleh]

Y'know... for all these years, I thought your parents had named you after a dinosaur and I've been thinking, how cool is that?

[BadgerStyler]

Stop cutting between food-on-fork and food-not-on-fork! I keep thinking there are peas flying around your room all the time.

[Trusteft]

"Custom white balance" he/she makes it sound so out of this world. Take a blank piece of white paper (or anything white), move it close to the camera after you have set up the camera and the lights, hold the paper so that the camera sees only that, but not too close, and click on the button or other option you have for your camera, labeled....white balance. TADA!!!

BTW, I love the name Alexandra. One of the best names IMO.

[CarlossWorld]

the only reason i subscribed was cuz pf vsauce but there are no other vids with vsause so unsubscribed

[tyrannosauruslexxx]

@CarlossWorld hahaha what an incredibly stupid reason to subscribe to someone!

[Lidespam]

Videos of people having dinner by themselves are the perfect thing to watch while having dinner by yourself. I feel like this should be a thing.

[enemiesprowl]

I feel like we just had dinner together. Eating alone watching other people on the internet who are also eating isn't weird, is it? Well now it's probably weird that I pointed it out but, yeah. Thought I'd share that. Also, all I could think when I read that article was that Rita Skeeter wrote it.

[NatalieZenaLouise]

The link to your new channel should be in the description, please?

[InALiteraryLabyrinth]

After reading the article, I thought what you said was VidCon was some other convention because I could not believe that you heard of Vidcon through Creator Camp. Glad you cleared that up

[MattXLink]

I thought the audio sounded fine, the mic (if it is the Blue Yeti you're using) might just be on the wrong setting. Like it sounds as if it might be on omnidirectional or bidirectional so it's picking up unwanted background noise like fans or buzzing etc.

[missfish123]

sit

[Allisonlovessamiches]

yeah! fuck that christmas tree!

[xpericfilms]

i'm super hungry now.

[SMFortissimo]

And this very video is why I prefer new media to old. 

[tashi1849]

Nomnomnom I will watch ur beauty channel and u have extremely extremely tacky coasters :p

[ProperPunctuation]

Lex, I hit replay so that I could eat my dinner with somone. 

[garishyellowshirt]

You did once tell us in a video that, if we ever called you Alexandra, we could expect to be punched in the face.

Then again, you did also tell us that we were technically called 'lexbians', and that hasn't really taken off, so I don't know what to believe.

[Pawyaaa]

That looks gooooooooooood.

[extrovertigo]

You ordered a roast? Classy.

[Antworkk]

Mad folk conducting skills going on here.

[TheQuibblingGirls]

STOP MAKING ME HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dannerzme]

The first of two goods. :)

[proudveggie]

Where on Earth do you order a vegetarian roast from? I need this in my life.

[tyrannosauruslexxx]

@proudveggie there's a takeaway place near us that does British takeaway food, and for every type of dish they do they have a vegetarian version :) sadly it's not a chain.

[PetrosofSparta]

@tyrannosauruslexxx I think more to the point... HOW is a vegetarian roast even possible... I mean... roast tofu or.... my brain hurts...

[avfischer23]

we have the same silverware. FUN FACT.

[flaziola]

I always wondered where Rita Skeeter and her quick quotes Quill got to, now I know.

[HannahIsUnoriginal]

'I'll be a star in 2012, thanks to social media!!' lmao :) and I don't understand what's so hard to 'get' about youtube - people post videos for the enjoyment of others, partners get a cut of the money from ads placed on/near their videos, vidcon = video conference... it's not that hard.

[iplaywithchems]

How does one even order a vegetarian Christmas dinner at university. This just amazed me

[esroopay]

You need to lower your shutter speed and learn to use custom white balance. Your lighting is overexposed and yellow (I am not hating on you I thought the video was great, just trying to help.)

[tyrannosauruslexxx]

@esroopay thanks :)

[SunscorchX]

@tyrannosauruslexxx For the record, as helpful as this person was trying to be, he was also wrong. Your shutter speed was fine, judging by the motion blur it was around 1/30, which is pretty well exactly what you want for a decent film look.

Not to mention that lowering the speed would mean a longer exposure, and therefore -more- light on the sensor.

Play with the aperture, not the shutter speed. And yes, fix your damn white balance.

^_^

[tyrannosauruslexxx]

@SunscorchX TEACH ME, JOE.

[silverandsonic]

Have you put a fire in your fireplace? I thought you said you couldn't put one in there!

[Rocketfists]

Beauty channel? More like BOOTY channel. Because DAT ASS.

I'm so sorry, Lex.

[deviantsoul03]

"Fuck you Christmas tree" lol best Christmas line i've heard all day. Sigh....i can't wait to find my own tyrannosauruslexxx. So i can marry her and have millions of lil babies XD

[ammiella]

Your potato disappeared. I thought it fell on the floor, but no, jump cut :D slightly disappointed. It's strange how many people don't 'get' YouTube, YouTube is AMAZING! They should go and learn themselves some.

[friso1990]

Damnit, I'm hungry now! :P Better grab myself a quick snack then. Congratz with your article (even though it was apparently remastered (not that I have read it, not sure if it is here in Holland (is it available online?))) and have fun with your beauty channel :D

[TheCoryKid]

Give me your foods! ^o^

Please... =( I am hungry.

[IndieRock101]

The way you've edited the video makes it look like you're just throwing the food about, love it.

[tyrannosauruslexxx]

@IndieRock101 MAYBE I WAS

[Dom737800]

@tyrannosauruslexxx Would not worry because the media always makes stuff up to sell papers enjoy your roast dinner

[benjibunny14]

you can come round to my uni house for mockmas on sunday if you like :)

[TrilbyShades]

Wait, wasn't that dish cold at the end of the vid..?

[iCelestrian]

is it stalkerish to ask which uni you go to? i am applying this year (to start in 2012)

[saraboox]

my mum read the article and said "you watch youtubers, right? this alexandra girl seems lovely." so.... there you go, lex, my mother approves.

[Nemneyy]

I can't help but be very aware that your food is getting colder and colder as the video goes on. :/

[tyrannosauruslexxx]

@Nemneyy it was still warm, don't you worry :)

[CinnamonTrees]

At around 2:19 the jump cut made me think that you had just flung some peas across the room. :D Also, I never even considered that your name was anything but Lex.

[lovelylunachan]

I saw your articley thing, and yeah. It read a bit weird :'D

[StarWhale15]

I feel like there should be food everywhere because the shot would go from having food on the fork to an empty fork without anyone eating anything

[dedpink]

Lex, where on earth were you able to order a roast dinner from?

[tyrannosauruslexxx]

@dedpink THE BEST TAKEAWAY EVER. I would tell you which one but then you'd know my delivery area and you could hunt me down .. somehow.

[dedpink]

@tyrannosauruslexxx Just curious as I am in university as well and a takeaway roast dinner would just be... well I'd never have to leave the house, and that would be amazing.

[themightywilliphant]

Dammit Lex you made me hungry

[NeonBananazz]

You're making me hungry!!!

[yusmiffins]

Well you and your guitar look really good in those pictures! Was your guitar edited to make its colors look more perfect, or does your guitar actually have 4 colors at a time like that?

[tyrannosauruslexxx]

@yusmiffins it's four colours :)

[yusmiffins]

@tyrannosauruslexxx that's so epic! (: it's beautiful

[mikemaninblack]

I remember you saying how it annoys you when people call you by your real name. I like the name. But I'll still call you Lex. lol

[f6subaccount]

They obviously hacked your phone, that's how they know your real name. Duh.

[tyrannosauruslexxx]

@f6subaccount omg.

[MandieLJ]

IS your name Alexandra? o.o

[NicolasP200]

Alexandra. >;)

[YourTikken]

'Another channel I rarely post videos to.' Yeah I have no idea what you're talking about here what else could you possibly be referring to

Old media really don't get YouTube. They REALLY don't get it.

[tyrannosauruslexxx]

@YourTikken BUT WHYYYYY

[ulookconfusedYAY]

The whole way through that I was sat thinking 'She needs to hurry up and eat that before it gets cold.' I care way too much about food.

[SizzlersConscience]

oh Lexx... you should talk to me more often i like it xD x

[tosser182]

I was hoping you were gonna get spit roasted over an open fire when I clicked this video

[tyrannosauruslexxx]

@tosser182 sorry to disappoint

[tosser182]

@tyrannosauruslexxx np, maybe in your next video

[HazzaPistheDocsBFF]

You look very Alexa Chung today Lex. Or should I say Alexandra? No, no I should not.

[JustMeBrad]

"fuck you christmas tree" warra legend.

[DreamsMelody]

You invited us to dinner and didn't offer us any food? For shame.

[badpojken90]

No sarcaschicks video today? Or is it a 2 for 1 super friday of some sort?

[DutchPachaSmurf]

:( I want a roast dinner now but I'm full from curry :L Damn YouTube and it's displaying of food!

[ollywearing]

you remind me of Billie JD Porter, and it's not a bad thing! :---)