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  • well im sorry..

    all blacks are 2011 world cup champions..against what team??

  • France has been beaten in three world cup finals out of three - and were beaten THREE TIMES out of seven - in this year's tournament, yet it's the All Blacks who are supposedly the chokers? LOL.

    Four more years, boys!

  • Ha - France got totally screwed by the All blacks today. Fear my arse . . .

  • shite

  • I can't believe there are so many dislikes! That was AWESOME

  • kjakjakjakajkaj jajaja with this video, iknow that u want to be laike the AllBlacks... but.... you can't XD

  • Stupid french.Chabal couldn't even get 10 meters with the ball in front of NZ!

  • We maori arnt scared of french people

  • fuk dats gay

  • Is this a joke?

  • this is funny

  • Like that would EVER happen. France can't even beat Australia now and you guys are thinking about beating the ALL BLACKS!! LOL!!!

  • ta mortal xD

  • ( a l'intention du createur)

    toi, t'es qu'un gros minable!!!

  • France only win 20% of their matches against New Zealand. The only thing that exceeds their mediocrity is Chabal's alleged 'scariness'.

    Google "french military victories" and hit the 'I'm feeling lucky button'.

    Cheese munching surrender monkeys.

  • Chabal is a baby ass bitch, Munster love to hit him. Mafi (a NZ player) flattened his rase for him last year, and he was pretty slow getting back up. I remember a Sale Munster match in Thomond and he was hit straight from a kick off and drove back 10 - 15 yards. Look it up, its on youtube Magical!!!!

  • Chabal is a lot of things, but not a pussy. Remember when he broke Ali Williams jaw? Too bad he's French.

  • My mate broke his jaw mountain-biking.

    The tree he hit was nearly as useless at rugby as Chabal.

  • I guess the All Blacks must have been playing a bunch of non-useless trees in 99 and 2007.

  • ...the similie completely got away from you there eh sparky - but when we find out you're from Canada it all makes sense...Checkout the Alternative Rugby Commentary on Canada....

  • I understood just fine. I merely enjoy aggrivating kiwis. It's normailly quite easy, particulalry discussing rugby and the'y're defeats to France. Or if you stole one of their sheep.

    I've seen all of the ARC and he's quite clever. We might be shit at rugby, but where's your ice hockey team?

  • You succeded...I wasn't even slightly aggravated.

    Sheep gags usually have a sexual inferrence - and you want to steel one...hhhmm.

    Ice Hockey...what is it with you guys from that continent and all the body armour? You sheila's need to toughen the fuck up :-)

    Copping the odd medal does not redeem you for A Morrisette or Bryan Adams...god has smited you with a crap Rugby team for those sins...churn out any more and your hocket team will go the same way.

  • You forgot Celine Dion but nobody in Canada likes them either. You supplied us with OMC which was a crime on humanity. I'll give you a C- on Flight of the Conchords.

    Body armour yes, but their average salary is $3 million which is equivalent to the NZ GDP.

    I think you'll find we've copped more than a few medals, especially compared to NZ. I will still cheer for your beloved AB's when I visit the UK for the fall test series but I wonder how many Samoans they'll select?

  • No I remembered the air raid siren but am not allowed to think about her for medical reasons.

    $3M - Ok - so that's the heat & light covered when it's on...but does it really compensate for being that close to America?

    Compared to population size your tally at the real Olympics looks pretty sad...

    Anyone like us who prefers jandals, beaches, barbeques and fishing year round is more than qualified to play Rugby with us.

  • @rustytbone2 like the time france beat nz in the world cup final in '87. The greatest of victories for france

  • didn"t know that people from NZ were racist like that !!! and disrespectful with other rugby nations,i am really disappointed:(

    the vid is just a joke and plz stop talking about WW1 or WW2,you know anything about it and above all you weren't in this conflict,so silence!

  • waiit waiiit I seem to remember rugby world cup 2007... a yep thats right france won vs NZ. but I meen comon guys all blacks are a great team but dont disrespect other teams - Chabal is an excellent offensive and defensive player. thats the negative aspect with the all blacks and nz u guys are bad losers. Dont insult other players - I wasnt up last week insulting the all blacks cos they won - was an enjoyable game - good rugby.

  • Chabal is fucking shit

  • Who is Chabal???

  • Chabel is a pussy!!

  • wtf. chabal is no match for any of all blacks foward packs... or should i say french are no match for all blacks??

  • fucken french piece of shit fuck of

  • Chabal?? what has he ever done?? He's overestimated as a rugby player. No tough at all. He is a big guy with an ugly face, but playing rugby is a pussy doll

  • chabal is an overrated monkey who is just famous for his idiotic look ! Allblacks kick ass all the time , if if they lose they are very hard to defeat ! and they give you a hell of a hrad game ! they play real rugby !

  • hehe, class :P

  • haha its funny. now do one with bastareud

  • chabal sucks big time

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  • Great send up of the haka (an out of date joke anyway)

    And for the French just making up the numbers, well they have dicked NZ out of two World Cups in 1999 and in 2007, those are greaat numbers!

    PS: Get less uptight kiwis, you take things so much to heart that it becomes a joke

  • But LucidDreamer92, you forgot to mention that NZL beat SA in SA during Tri-Nations by a resounding 19-0 that should have been more like 30+ nill,in 2008, ring any bells like mate?. France are not much cop, there consistancy is nothing like NZL , and one off wins is all they are good for, anyone with any rugby knowledge will know that. They are certainly not in the same league as NZL, or Australia. Chabel is a bit like that English player, Vainakola or whatever he is, all steam and no grunt.

  • LMAO Chabal is one big extremely OVERRATED monkey

  • hahahha that is soooooo GAY!! Chabal should persue a career in cheerleading..!! a true example of french rugby players

  • well........ chabal was crying like a little girl when that argentinian badass mashed him like he was a baget...

  • go france !

  • hes so trying to be like fraserdldavison

  • too bad france is fucking garbage, good job beating england ther other day, oh wait, you didn't

  • fucking french retards.new zealnd saved ur dumb asses in ww1 ww2 and we beat u 99 percent of the time we play da french. man i hate stupid fucks.

  • sheep

  • The french are just a tool.

    we are using them to help us promote rugby.

    The french are there just to fill the numbers.

  • FRANCE has never needed anybody to save her own ass you damn retard!!!!

    in ww1 the FRENCH ARMY kicked the dutch fat asses in VERDUN

    the americans are the only ones who deserved to have the honor to help FRANCE in ww2!!!!

    but remember..AMERICA won his independance thanks to the FRENCH to beat the english army....

  • wow you beat the dutch, how fucking hard is that?!?! lol france suck snail cock.

  • don't minimize the task of beating the dutch!!!

    if they had invaded you ,new zealander, the nazi would have exterminated all of you in gaz chamber mother fucker

  • Fuck you racist fagget!! Your an embarasment to the english nation!! Go suck a human cock!!

  • man this guys funnhy

  • Well if i saw a Neanderthal in purple tights performing yoga i'd probably run away too.

  • France: prepare for your worst performance in six nations ever

  • @fautrek : so what about the first place ?

  • true this video is shit a jesus (seabass) has no skill anymore

  • fuk this vid!

  • how do u put videos like these on youtube

  • A friend make this video. :)

  • @XelioN94 - If I had a friend making crap like this I'd shoot him....

  • You guys should just do what your good at already, making "WHITE" flags!

  • chabals poo

  • ah ok...he looks different as in a mix of European /arab features...its probably the facial hair. Thanks

  • whats Charbels nationality. Does he have arab blood in him?

  • -_- france is the result of thousands of years of immigrations and invasions...we have arab blood due to our history. I m sure you d be surprised by a DNA test result of your own blood, kiwi.

  • mate listen how many time has nz beat france ey so stop acting like u guys are good ae uses aint nothing

  • hahaha... Jerry colins SMASHED Chabal a number of times... this ads a joke...

  • that was terrible

  • WTF

  • is that why nz has beat france aie u fukers sail cunts sorry i just copied the other guy that wrote taht coment abowt the snail eaters thats a good one beacause its true fuken bitches

  • i am scared .wat the heck

  • France pissed their pants when they see the All Blacks!! LOSERS!!!

  • fuckin frogs

  • Chabal is just an overgrown child with pubes. Jerry colins SMASHED the pussy a number of times. Fuck of snail eating bastards.

  • this is rubbish, Chabal is getting old and he is not that good

  • Complete Bullshit, Paul O'Connell would rape chebal anyway

  • Chabals Sucks!.. Jerry Wasted Him Several Times!... l0lz

  • wow almost 700,000 views... wow...

  • hm.... watched it several times... i just dont get the joke...

  • 762SLR762 u r an idiot. You dnt realise the strategy in rugby. It is not a matter of us losing to another team to mean we are not as good as you. To be england u just need to hold the ball up and keep pushing forward. It is simple

  • gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

  • chabel is fukn shit man, he hardly scores tries and i delt the all blacks even cosider him a threat

  • Sebastien Chabal!

  • lol

  • In 100 years of rugby the all blacks have lost 96 games only. Every other country in the world has lost at least twice that many. The AB's are also the only team in the world not to have more than 50 points posted against them & their largest loosing margin is 21 points half of any other team. They have won 75% of all games played. They are the biggest rugby draw card on the planet Only 5 of the current test playing nations have beaten.The AB's are a team of legendary status. Look it up.

  • Yes, France ca win a World Cup. They came semi close in 99 and 07. Allez les petits. Unless, of course, the USA is playing.

  • wow tht was shitter than the time i thought about seeing a spice girls concert.

  • ha you were thinking of going to a spice girls concert:)

  • AHHA Very Funny France and England Are always beaten by South Africa in Rugbuy,so your lil Animation video iS IMAO!!!

  • What the fuck are you on. I have seen England hand out some real hammerings to SA, both home and away. Look it up fella.

  • if you consider a forwared pass as beating a team fair and square then you have a really strange mind, ah well, well show you in 2011

  • England had to beat only shi* teams in the past two world cups. That includes australia

  • Do u think u french eating baguette can ever win a world cup. In world war 2 u could not even stop a German advance across ur land.

    Not only this !!!! U cannot even touch the ball when Zidane is not around.

    U r the laughing stock of the world.

  • hey mate, um, zidaine is a footballer, this is rugby. a bit confused by your comment! ah well.

    mahi tahi kia kaha

  • what a fucking dump comment mate.first of all its about rugby not soccer.and what does world war 2 has got to do with it????its quite sad to get so upset about a little video.

    and by the way:dont you have a sense of humour?

  • Nobody really cares about the world cup. Only the Bledisloe cup and Tri Nations matter! :)

  • good point 762SLR762

  • That was shit! This guy is only big and ugly because his dad fucked his sister. Chur chur

  • new zealand rlz. all blacks 4ewa

  • Francia es muy bueno, las dos veces que jugó con Argentina jugó bastante bien y a Argentina le costó trabajo extender su paternidad, pero en fin, argentina está en el hemisferio sur.

    Que cara pone chabal cuando ve a leguizamón? y a contempomi? y a roncero? y hasta Luquitas Borges le hizo comer le pasto. Chabal=Francia=Lastima

  • lol are do u really think the all blacks feel intimidated by caveman? Any all black would waste him in a fight. He is not even good. He is just big. France did not even win that game. They scored off a forward pass and they were meant to have a player off the field and they didn't. That is as far as france will ever get to the world cup final. Im surprised they even made it past the group stages.

  • that was pure gay

  • this is the worst video in youtube get sucked for mom bitch

  • ahahaha

  • hey,

    first I have to say, I don't know that much about Rugby, cause Ijust started watching it a few days ago.

    Now let me get to the point:

    normally I don't give a sh*t about vids like that.

    BUT I absolutley HATE vids, which insult any kind of traditions, religions and so on.

    Do you have any knowledge about the Maori or the Haka itself? I don't think so, so get a hold of yourself. Don't get carried awa about one lousy win...

  • Fuck france zelend !!!

  • homo

  • First you bomb our backyard & let lethal nuclear fallout kill & injure generations of pacific islanders, then you bomb our ship when we point out what arrogrant pricks you are. Next after this, I hate to moan, defeat us in very biased game by a certain ref & make this crap?. This is an absolute disgrace. The French can't even keep the Germans out, 500 NZ Maori Warriors defeated 1500-2000 English soldiers armed only with Taiaha (wooden spear). France will always be the anus of the planet Earth.

  • we will bomb the anus of your mother

  • Nice comeback (You are french so I am forced to point out that this is sarcasm)

  • It is possible to get pregnant by anal sex. Chabal is the proof.

  • shit video

  • Hey those guys dressed in black reminded me of the French in every war they've been part of dropping their nuts and fucking off to let some other poor bastard to sought it. And as for Jesus in Blue Bike pants he can kiss my fat arse with his tounge out. Yeah yeah you beat us at the world cup. but at least you could of made the most of it and won the fucken thing Ya Cheese Eatting Surrenderers!

  • sore loser your country is shit

  • I'm going to respond the same way every country yours tried fighting in war- "Is that the fucken best you got". Hell no i'm no sore loser. France was better on the day but you faggy frogs won that game and couldn't do the win any justice and carry on all the way to the end. and you follow that up with an undeserved 3rd in the 6 nations. Homo

  • fuk da french.u fukin snail fuking homos

  • you are the homo

  • this is disrespctful to maori and nz culture

  • first off bro,its not disrespectful. I'll tell you what is. That more of our people are over represented in prison and under represented at University. That our maori people will "Hikoi" for land but not for more important things like raising the reading levels of our kids or for protecting them form the savage beatings at the hands of their mums n dads. Thats Fucken disrespectful

  • thats stupid, I have seen these problems first hand in NZ & Aussie & have seen the government pour money & resources into these problems & the only ones who benefit are the parents not the kids. These people need to learn to save them selves and not become dependent on others. Everyone else has to!!!!

  • Holy fuck Gum drop you've just solved all the problems of two countries! Let me guess when your in NZ the intelligence level in Oz goes up and when your in Oz nz's level goes up? If you must know cock face. Another genius like yourself said that this satire vid was disrespectful to maori and i told him comment above. I don't know which side of the tasman you hail from but NZ has its problems but people are trying to work through them.

  • Typical maori!!! runs out off POT & gets all agressive....

  • Haha there is nothing typical about me you thrashed Teke, my opinions about my people are just that "my opinions" I guessing your white as you just had to mention "you know maori and abo people" why don't you enlighten them with your pearls of knowledge. or are are answers to the poor ol darkies of the world best dished up from the saftey of computer? yeah i bet they are, i bet you were picked on at school by the darkies weren't you? "the bullies won't get you any more" my lil bigot buddy xoxo

  • Yes & my opinions on the issue 5 days ago were "JUST MY OPINIONS" Yes I am white and i do have maori relitives, I am extremely proud of my country and the maori people & there culture which I have had the pleasure to indulge in. My schooling,far from it. There were more maori than whites & most of my buddies were maori. Dont assume anything, I was not brought up that way. DO NOT BLOW THINGS OUT OF CONTEXT, which u seem to do well!!! accusations thats all they are Shame on you!!!!!!!!!!

  • OH LMAO!now you have relitives that are maori.Haha are they typical maori aswell?? havn't you changed your tune? Shame on me? shame on you! Stand for something or fall for anything. Your well entitle to your opinion i'm not disputing that. But I didn't ask for your fucken opinion. Here are the points i tried to make. People march the length of the north island for what? LAND fuck the land what about the health and well being of our children, People protest about the treaty, what about education?

  • all my comments stemed from a guy stating that this video is disrespectful to maori and our culture. well to be honest its not its a lil satire i'm cool with that. what i'm not cool with is my own people blaming average Joe White for their lifes misfortunes.

  • Hey dude, wasnt me!!! I didnt & havent seen those statements!!! Take your agression out on him not me!! You Seem to have a problem with whiteys,Over here that is called reverse racsm. U recently referred to the aborinals as "Abo" my friend that is frown apon, rasist in the worst degree, it is aboriginal or nothing buddy.& i do have maori relatives! always have DICKHEAD!! In regaurds to the children aducation & health im with you all the way. By the way, had a top feed of Kina today. Cheer mate!

  • As an aussie and a dead-set rugby fan, anyone with half a brain will love their country but know that for the past 20 years NZ has been the benchmark for Rugby. Your video just insults a nation we consider as brothers (even tho they love kicking our arse). & as for the Haka - what an idiot to mock it

  • As a New Zealander to an Aussie, I give you a high-five! May the best team win in the coming Tri-Nations.

    Good on ya mate :)

  • You guys still throwing bombs on our soil??  Wasn't the Rainbow Warrior enough :-)

  • This seems to be made by some fucking french wanker who doesnt know what a haka means. Id love to see him cower in front of one.

  • Haha this video is gay just like every french fuck out there. NZ rules baby! Rightly said yyooyoyooyyy french pussies were shakin when all black did the haka. Nuff said!

  • It's a shame you can't beat them though ..LOL ... the biggest bottlers in rugby ... 1999 and again in 2007 ...

  • What an Bull shit this man whahahahahahaha

    NOOB

  • dude this vid full of shit if u watch the real vid france is shakin' wen nz does the haka

  • Complètement débile l'auteur de cette vidéo. On a pas de quoi faire les fières vu que c'est sur une erreur de l'arbitre qu'on a gagné.

    Et Chabal a beau être puissant, il perd plus de ballon qu'il n'aide l'équipe.

    Si vous voulez absolument montrez qu'une équipe est grande, ça peut se faire sans humilier une autre équipe. Dans le rugby, il y a aussi une notion de respect.

  • oMg... HoW cOuLd You pIcK oN uS KiWi'z.... WtF DiD wE EvA Do To YoOu....??? AyE aYe

  • fuck u man!!!if u want to insult nz,make sure u r better 1st.look at yourselves french assholes.

  • If he did that Haka he'd only be able to do 10 mins on the pitch instead of his usual 20 mins.

  • Funny seeing as history shows us at any sign of conflict its usually the french people running away ahahaha

  • oi pranses! dont forget u guys are the most loser of all losers during world war 2!!! Dont u guys underestimate NZ!!!!! asshole!

  • Attack of the chabal lmao

  • nice shorts

  • Chabel sux ass, he onli made the french team in the because tha rest of the fuking frogs wer off sumwear else, if he had to run it straight at jerry collins.. he'd get buntd to fukn china

  • lol ugly frenchies, all blacks ftw!!!

  • fuckn Bitch France r fuckin pussy ass bitchs tht would never happen GO Ab's!!

  • fuckn Bitch France r fuckin pussy ass bitchs tht would never happen GO Ab's!!

  • france r fagots

  • france is a weak ass team & that game wasn't called fair. they still suck and lost to a sucky team argentina.

  • you can say that again, NZ only lost coz of stupid forwed pass at the end that the reef didnt see

  • chabal go home u faggot lol anyone in the abs can waste u gorilla

  • like this would EVER happen

  • The French can only dream and wish.

  • WOW THAT WAS SOOO GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • no he isnt he has everything a rugby player needs

    awareness

    power

    able to go into a tackle

    and able to keep the ball

  • Chabal may be massive but hes shit at rugby...

  • France rocks!!

  • I'm sorry to say but if your a kiwi chabal would eat yous any day him alone could terrify teh shite of the kiwi's and im not even french. he is a man mountain and theres nothing you can say to change it have you seen the size of him. :D:D:D

  • lol who ever made this must of been pissed or stoned

  • You don't know what you say... All Blacks are invincible because their souls are invincible! The french players are too poor in their spirit, too cinic and snob to play rugby!... Shut up your face.

  • u can say what you want, it doesnt change the fact that after announcing yourselves as the outright favorites to win the world cup nearly 3 years leading into it, you choked yet again when it really counted.

  • couldn't agree with u more, only thing all blacks have had to prove their world dominance is the world cup......20 years ago

  • cheers mate

  • that and consistantly beating every other team in the world, 75% win rate, id say thats pretty dominating

  • piff the last time Nz played france other then WC you got SMASHED ,thanks wayne barnes your go down in history as the biggest fagget ref ever

  • france think your so good name one other payer thats good apart from the caveman

  • We only need the "caveman"

  • yer well u lost to them. u can see anything u want doesnt change the fact that rest of the world laughs at you for choking when it counts.

  • Ummmm All Blacks every other time have been the guy, scaring the french off. Plus they played a good game, and like PeradNZ said they're impossible to beat at home. So see you next time France!!!