I AM A GOD OF SWEEPING

[centinexslays]

You guys are retarded.. He clearly dubbed over good playing with a well known Kerry King solo.

[synyster7gates]

you are the SHIT GOD!!!!!

[PANICBLADE]

guys its a satire. like the video and get the joke please.

[hyyh2]

It sounds like he's scratching a chalk board

[EpilepsyHazard]

How did I knew there will be so many dislikes?

HOLY SHIT!

I'm a predictor!

[josecb2c13]

Sounds like Dave Mustaine

[1700korn]

and this is why people look down on guitar players... its because of people like you that give us a bad look... you sit here and say, yeah im badass because i can "sweep pick"... your ego is set WAY to high...

[ToyotaBaller]

Am i the only one that noticed this was a joke? People are so serious these days hahaha

[dusted04]

incredible....lyyyy shit !!

[JediMindTrikkz]

THIS IS AWESOME! I crank this loud!

[iam18ish]

You should play for the band Rings of Saturn, your tone goes well with them ;D.

[assssaaaac]

your guitar sounds like a chainsaw

[assssaaaac]

your guitar sounds like a chainsaw

[ANDRES12744]

yeahhhhhh it sucks man its sounds dirty, not you,the video sounds dirty

[owkbcinha]

q merda...barulho q n da p entender nd

[shaftesburyguitarguy]

YOU ARE A GOD OF SLEEPING.

IN YOUR DREAMS.

[Jukle0]

The people who are commenting so negatively, just got trolled.

[Thrangar3]

your sir, are a god of nothing!

[manitobanative]

This guy is only being sarcastic

[robertbombino999]

this is just terrible

[MrLogantrainor]

turn the bass up and the treble down dude, not to mention it was sloppy as shit.

[scenikism]

Come at me bro!

[RGdood]

"I AM A GOD OF SWEEPING" - YOU ARE A FAG OF YOUTUBE

[JaRtThIs]

Five Magics - Megadeth ;)

[XLosSantosX]

It sound like if you would rub a tin can over your strings :D

[hAyWiReDKrAzY]

they really should show how many dislikes a video got before you click it.

[MakeMeUnique1]

The guy playing the guitar is awesome, this is a fake video with shitty music and this comment should be on top so thumbs it up so everyone ''will'' see this.

[octopusstan]

I bet theres an asain kid way better than this guy.

[aghast01]

Noiz

[hahahahahaahful]

sucks so much ass

[alivemau5100]

i have never wasted 18 seconds of my life like i did just now

[lemonjuix]

Sounds pretty good, bro!

[Sa98Mi]

you are a god of gays ,alexi is best

[MrVag12]

you suck



[medic2009guy]

that video is awesome, maybe a little timing difficulty since i think every note played was a dead note, and the harmonics rang but slow down killer.

[tekkendata]

are you deaf? haha

[cessebesse]

And it's pretty hilarious that people can't see that the picture doesn't sync with the audio, it's actually rusty cooley that's playing on the video...

[cessebesse]

You are not a god of sweeping, you sir are a god of trolling!

[jodstasic]

maestro

[PeanutButterGtr]

YOU

[PeanutButterGtr]

SUCK

[PeanutButterGtr]

DICK

[metalizationism]

sounds like me a year ago when i thought i could shred, too bad i still can't, it's hard. This guy needs some serious practice though, or lessons

[angus2021]

More like a kid with no talent

[Outsidetheboxz]

More like god of the untuned.......

[JacksonTheBoyd]

It's fake.. god metalheads can be idiots..

[SilentDestruction900]

@JacksonTheBoyd Not all metalheads are idiots you know... And you can tell it's a joke..

[PhukTheLogic]

Ur tone sucks so bad that I dont know if ur doing it right or wrong

[zerotri]

@aidenavengedbvbarmy Stating my opinion for Synyster Gates does not say anything about my appreciation for musical genres. I appreciate music in all forms including some rap, hip-hop and country. I also reserve the right to dislike a band or two based on their content. Avenged Sevenfold and Black Veil Brides both included there, sorry.

[zerotri]

@D1vid3By0 I missed quite a few. Just named a few off of the top of my head. Thanks for the fix though :3

[aidenavengedbvbarmy]

That was fucking awful. I can't sweep pick, but at least I can get a good clean sound out of my set up.

[juggalo666clown]

boo your a phony a big fat phony boooo

[Ravenite1]

...

[jvetter713]

Muted and down voted after 2 seconds.

[papasmth]

you are the god of noisy sweeping fuck off

[VaiTomarN0Cu]

r u a god of mopping?

[BlazemanGuitarX]

Okay, which one of you fuckers switched my sound card with a potato again?

[Lightme666]

FucK YA



[MrVikingSoundwave]

my reaction:

:3

this was delightfully awful.

[Babyface6200]

Did Synyster Gates teach you how to play guitar?

[associate39]

That was fucking rad!

[anilmertkinay]

So, when does the sweeping God start playing?

[UNIFYist]

i need to go to a doctor. somehow. my ears are bleeding shit

[blahkaw98]

Damn you, are you also a god of mind control? Because I've seen this video multiple times but for some reason I still click on it when it's in the sidebar.

[metaguitar234]

Maybe a little modesty might suit you better cause a "God" as you put it, you are not.

[JESSEARCANE90]

GOD OF SWEEPING FLOORS?

[metalhippie14]

is he fucking serious?

[Marlowann]

THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING I'VE EVER HEARD. OMG GUYS BTW MICHAEL JACKSON DIED DID YOU HEAR??

[MetalVikingGreg]

This is one of those videos that I can't tell this is joking or not.

Either way, you're still better than Kerry King.

[NateZebraManDingoC]

@MetalVikingGreg LMFAO!i think i just peed alittle when i read that

[dragonfly7491]

Derp, I uurrrrrrrr... God

[AlJimmyRex]

God makes mistakes too....

[warlockmetal1]

awful tone..just embarrassing. This video is still funny as fuck though

[edtioncherry]

XD LOFL, I like when people show terrible, for a lack of a better word, skills and talk about them being so great :)

To anyone that insults/dislikes(not because they were mislead), shut the fuck up, he's obviously joking.

If he's not joking and the information is actually someone's stupidity, then I appologize for saying anything negative to you insulters (but I highly doubt this is the case).

[TurdJew]

Yeah, you are a god, a god at failing, dude, fuck you and your gay ass "sweeping skills"

[jacobsk8er1]

wow your tone SUCKKKSSS



[DonaldHellsing]

Dude what scale are you using? This is insane! You sound exactly like Synyster Gates!

[christianmetal17]

You are a God of HORRIBLE tone!!! 

[23hayden23]

keep at it man, wouldn't call ya god.....but you'll get better

[marcus13231]

This is why paper jams suck.

[Alejandro1313sixx]

i remember the first time is tried to sweep! lol

[Lemkil07]

Five Magics?

[AndrewOppresseD]

Suck!

[Huhninator]

nice!

[potatojuice321]

good joke pal... i hope it was one?

[samuelsammysamerson]

Hate to break it to you but... YOU SUCK!!!

[MattBeckstrom]

Dis really puts me to sweep...

[SuicideFixated]

not bad but it's pretty unclean + sound sucks

[idestroyedtheworld]

You suk

[MrSkully99]

i dont get it?



[AmnFry]

God of video posting title pranks

[BeastFrmTHeEast1]

Shame on you for naming you post what you named it. Just cause i lasted 15 minutes with my girl last night doesn't mean i go around screaming " I'm Ron Jeremy"

[JacobDillonEvans]

Are you being serious?

[Jacobgordonguitarist]

I think it's funny that almost 800 people got it but nearly 3,400 didn't get it.

[AnthonyTheMonster306]

sweeping sounds like shit

[kweezish]

you aint shit.

[AcousticSherpa]

OMG!!! YOU ARE MY NEW IDOL!!!

[theos138]

Dear god... the tone... the children...

[BomboMetal]

dirty,dirty,dirty..... :/

[SanctusFire]

Bad very bad



[saidiskandar11]

sounds like a dying chicken

[killyou45]

This guy wasn't kidding, he is GOOD.

[Yngwie69]

Fuck, that was just... SENSATIONAL!!!!

[Gematria009]

This is meant to be sarcastic, you guys...

[ToastOfFear]

that was so awesome...my ears are bleeding

[PatrickCyanide96]

sorry but you are not god of sweeping

[s0medudeonline]

Ow

[pippynugget]

@A7XIsMySoul666 Synaster Gates is a peice of shit. shut up before you make a bigger fool out of yourself.

[MrAppolo777]

The people that sold you that guitar, that camera, a PC and installed internet on it should be burned on slow fire!!! U Asshole!!!

[djgpk]

reminds me of this one shred i made its called i was 4 and messing around on a guitar

[eVuetv]

OMG! This sucks ass on ice!

[TheBryzell]

you are a God of got

[xMrWalkwayx]

You're all so uptight. Lol. He put this up as a joke dipshits. Y So Serious.

[zerotri]

@A7XIsMySoul666 check out John Petrucci, Jeff Loomis, Paul Waggoner, Per Nilsson and Michael Romeo for musicians whose farts are far more melodic and technical than anything Synyster Gates' has ever written.

[Reed0Sparky0Leighton]

@zerotri Haha. I find that hard to believe. And I prefer Any of the guitarist you named to be far superior to Gates.

[D1vid3By0]

@zerotri

Left out Jason Becker, Marty Friedman, and Paul Gilbert.

*Fixed!

[RemiLegresley]

@zerotri And there is plenty more talented guitar player than petrucci, loomis etc... who cares? they are all musiciens, and probobly all better than you, and me. You are just an internet troll

[mikepshena]

@zerotri Sweet you named my absolute favorite first. Petrucci! Never heard of Paul Waggoner. Checking him out now.

[havaden96]

@zerotri Syn write beautiful melodic songs.....

[aidenavengedbvbarmy]

@zerotri Dude, you need to learn to appreciate music in all forms. Except hip hop, rap, gospel, or country (Except Johnny Cash.) Because that music sucks. I like all the people you listed, but I also like Syn and Zacky.

[TheBryanBecker]

@aidenavengedbvbarmy Ohh yeah, right. Just like how we all need to learn to appreciate people of all races. Except...

Your ignorance is mind-blowing.

[floopsie666]

Its him sweeping and a shitty tone overdub pretty sick lol

[FEVERPITCHROCKNROLL]

Uh... It this supposed to be a joke? Like a Rick-Roll?

[jacksonesp100]

@FEVERPITCHROCKNROLL Yes it's a joke, you can tell by his picking hands that this was a video that was over-dubbed =]

[Marzet92]

I got exactly what I expected. 

[brilligate]

@Marzet92 Amen.,.,-ha-ha-ah

He's a janitor you,. know!1 _AH_A_H_HA

[RawkinOutt]

ALL BOW BEFORE THE GOD OF SWEEPING!

[Gregrg7]

God of Sweeping... Whaleshit of Tone.

[RadioActivityMusic]

Is it a lawn mower? is it can of bees? No its Boss Metal Zone!!!

[todor15]

people, its obviously a overdub of some shitty playing over a video of dude playing

[sublime88sublime]

That was in the Key of Shit Flat

[pawo161]

shit



[Sig552M]

The funniest about this video is all the people thinking the guy is serious x)

[romumit]

shit played by piece of shit

[A7XIsMySoul666]

u suck John 5 is the best at sweeping ohh and Synyster Gates

[LiveMental]

@A7XIsMySoul666 You must have never heard of Lil Wayne. He is the best guitarist ever.

[secanesam]

@A7XIsMySoul666 lol you've never seen jeff loomis, you'd shit your pants if you heard him sweep. look up the godless endeavor

[kirkmetalupurass]

@A7XIsMySoul666 you've obviously never heard of Chris Broderick..

[A7XIsMySoul666]

@kirkmetalupurass no i havent

[kirkmetalupurass]

@A7XIsMySoul666 Well maybe you should check him out. Then you might consider changing your mind about synyster gates being good at sweeps.

[SMBwings]

SHiT!!!



[blake2048]

Your tone is godly. Best tone I've ever heard. Atari would be jealous

[deathmaster5546]

wtf tht was awful 

[deathmaster5546]

wtf tht was awful 

[msam300]

reminds me of  "super Mario " starting music .

WTF is that dude !!!

[SuperSlayerized]

sucks!!!

[wolfcat117]

thanks now my face hurts

[Kurst0ne]

I'm a bassist and can do that.

[HankHillshred]

if he was playing in the style of herman li,it was spot on!

[Utalmark]

you really suck, fix your settings first!

[necromancer25]

you really sucks!!!!

[HiPPoKryPtiC]

dooood,i didnt know you could play the sweeping part of the solo in "selkies : the endless obsession" thats a hard ass song...great job. lol

[mikaelakerfeldtfan]

um....you suck bull dick at guitar

[daltm777]

I'm going to propose to my girlfriend with this playing in the background...it's so romatic

[xXxSAnTix1998xXx]

WTF IS THIS SHIT

[DaveMustaine013]

horrible

[jipak93]

I hear you at guitar center all the time!

[GameKid98]

Quite possibly the most disgusting sound I've ever heard come from a guitar.

[llamma365]

someone should super-impose the troll face on his guitar.

[slayer9023]

Atleats your joking, thats the main thing

[mrchickenwaang]

can you play at my wedding? money is no object

[1pizzapop]

I wish I could take your guitar, grind it in a blender, pour the dust into a bowl, bake it into a cake, feed that cake to a pig, kill the pig and and burn the body

[Mezm3rize]

@1pizzapop But... will it blend?

[canibaldance]

If by god of sweeping you mean that you suck at it, then yeah

[FlipFF]

In case you guys didn't know this guy took this video off someone elses page, dubbed it with bad audio of bad playing and uploaded it as a joke, bit of a dick move.

[flubernugets24]

sounded like shit.

[Lymesloop]

What happened to the original poster of this video? That dude was a fucking beast!

[krzyjoe]

next time, don't record a video with a microwave. Actually, next time, don't record a video.

[raduninhio]

Omg.. You are so awsome!! I mean i didn't knew that a toilet could play the guitar..