The Planets

[Seanguy4]

Pluto is not a planet, but a dwarf planet.

[MrVisualeasy]

Mars laughing is the best part.

[KurdstanPlanetarium]

Pluto is our beloved planet no 9 of the Solar System, no matter what !!

[yoshigoyoshi01]

XD

[Incoming663]

BTW: NOT FOR VIEWING FOR THOSE UNDER 15 OR MICHAEL MOORER, JOE BIDEN, and ALGORE!

[Incoming663]

to Ripley969: CLOSE RIPLEY BUT NO CIGAR. Correct answer is ( drum roll) TRANSGENDER!

[cpepe223]

although I suppose you can look at it as -pluto is the one making the comment about earth being a billion years old, and they undermine pluto's credibility" but still, most people wouldnt read that much into it, so it should be edited out, otherwise its pretty funny

[bgarzoramirez]

esta bien pero falta que le pongas cara al sol

[cpepe223]

what you should do it goto the youube editor, trim out 1:15-1:20 and then re-upload it, thats what you SHOULD do

[cpepe223]

if not for the unprovable, statement at 1:18 "...u r over 1 billion years old" I would like the video and say its funny, but the anti-Christian propaganda ruins, it,, you ruined it!

[Super123cookie]

We're the cool one :P

[GaceToni]

Neptune's nose is funny!!!!

[SpaceyCoDFather]

Earth is so funny

[ripley969]

@SpaceyCoDFather Earth Ales respect of a gangster

[SpaceyCoDFather]

Earth looks mean no offence pluto is a square pluto is a square ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[eva18917]

ponha em portugues



[Psychonoobify]

lol

[MyPikachu999]

Pluto, Oh Pluto come and do the dishes. Pluto...BLUSH............. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[MegaBren79]

Mercury actually looks like his nose is a pig nose or is it me

[grouchysmurf100]

wow earth makes us look mean and jerks but thats only in New York!!! (No offense in New York)

[SpaceyCoDFather]

Earth talks song squicky so funny you barely see mercury hes the sick one

[TobiTheNinjaKitten]

Mecury is just there...

Venus is supposedly a hooker as said by Earth

Earth is an asshole...

Mars is like best buds with Earth...

Jupiter had some action last night... i think Venus might know about...

Saturn looks black... idk did anyone else think that?

Uranus is a smart ass! XD

Neptune has a gold tooth

and Pluto is gay no ofense but he's dominated by a moon named Charron... 

[Narrativefreaks]

@TobiTheNinjaKitten Mecury looks over heated really

[FromTheGrave47]

GO EARTH WHHOOOO

[L1qu1dN1trog3n]

dwaves on ploo'o bu ow do they bweef!

[bigredsam08]

Uranus has a Y U NO face

[blackvolcano]

Haha love this vid!! Saturn the rapper, Uranus the genuis, Jupiter & Venus the hiding lovers (kissing mark) + Earth, Mars, Neptune and Pluto the "square" XD

[teamedwardlover322]

I am big when I want to be. THATS NOT WHAT VENUS SAID!!! LMFAO!! XD

[teamedwardlover322]

OMG PLUTO IS A SQUARE! PLUTO IS A SQUARE, I THINK YOU MEAN RHOMBUS! XD

[stuchly1]

bent square xxD

[YTPMania]

That's not what Venus said LOL

[oRusty00]

Mars should have a troll face.

[xLissasworldx]

i think of my solar system this way :P

[jamsterbla]

pluto is a square!!!!!!

[Glitterluv3]

this is not for kids asshole!!!

[GYROMIGHT1]

@Glitterluv3 He didn't say it was you dunce.

[Glitterluv3]

@GYROMIGHT1 hey "dbag" it came up under kids go fuck urself !!!

[GYROMIGHT1]

@Glitterluv3 Wow kid does your mother know you talk like that?

[MegaBren79]

He also has a deep voice

[MegaBren79]

Saturn look like he might be eminem or some other rapper like lil wayne but with the glasses the hat and his rings he looks like he might be ready to sing a rap song XD

[TobiTheNinjaKitten]

Saturn is amazing!~

[pg406]

earth is a girl planet according to france

[ripley969]

@pg406 Earth would be a transsexual?

[viper043011]

pluto is no longer a planet

[MegaBren79]

Do you notice Neptune has a gold tooth whem he says hes at least an ablong

[fireblaze82]

What Happened to Pluto's other 2 moons?Nix and Hydra?

[HetaliaRoseThorn]

@fireblaze82 They died in a fiery explosion...

[madisonwanstrath923]

You guys are so mean start thinking about baby Pluto you jerk offs!!! hes not a dwarf IS TOO A PLANET JACK OFF!! goood

[TheMoonbounce02]

can you email me at evie1502@gmail.com for when does he say smart arse

[Narutoandpokemongirl]

Whys Saturn a guy? I thought it was the "queen of planets"

[ZoidyatLarge]

I read somewhere the Earth was created by God, and then i realised i was a gullible fool.

[shivsamnaina]

haha i love pluto

[Minel225]

Pluto is my favourite planet

[mdorcy16]

LOVE THIS.



[The1Skinsfan]

Lol Why are Earth and mars acting like immature 10 year olds.

[jgregg74]

why does Jupiter have a kiss on his cheek???

[jgregg74]

Im big what it takes sweetheart (pluto)\

earth yea thats only what venus said

venus:ohh

lol

[justinp1011]

theres a youtube subtitle glitch:planet is a object that orbits the sun (subtitle edition:planet isn't the object that orbits the sun :D)

[theodore450]

first it why did he call it his moon. moon is just earth sattelite ot every planet . ps pluto is a tank he named after hades got of the underworld. funny video though

[lin6970]

oy fuck all off you. pluto will always live even if we can`t see it do you know what pluto means strength powerful and the souls of the people own is scorpian

[justinp1011]

Is Uranus GENIUS LOL

[justinp1011]

Add more dwarf planets such as Eris, Haumea, Makemake, Sedna, however because they were not famous.

[alejandra40100]

then where is the red spot and why does it have a kiss mark

[alejandra40100]

WHY DOES JUPITER HAVE A KISS MARK AND A BANDAGE?

[naturallytheological]

@alejandra40100 ...good question... made me think...back in 1994, astronomers recorded the very first collision between 2 solar system bodies that has ever been observed. Pieces of comet Shoemaker-Levy slammed into Jupiter.... i would guess that is why they have Jupiter drawn with a bandage...

[alejandra40100]

@naturallytheological then where is the great red spot and why does it have a kiss mark

[justinp1011]

@alejandra40100

I found the great red spot but its look like a "great lightbrown spot"

but i don't know why it has a kiss mark.

for bandage because Of shoemaker comets.

[appleapple50]

stupid earth, always a bully!!

[goodman7572]

dude you need to add athour drawf planets

[MissSpannerZ]

saturn is the man

[temqwerty]

why does jupiter have a band-aid and a kiss

[temqwerty]

jupiter,uranus,ans neptunes rings are not there because they are to thin

[iloveshaneonweeds]

omg pluto is a square pluto is a square but how funny was earth picking on pluto thumbs up if u think thats true

[Xenu]

This was mean!

[rainyday219]

THE BIG QUESTION

You may be wondering, why isn't Pluto a planet any more?

Many people refuse to accept the fact that there are now only 8 planets in the Solar System and to them, Pluto is still a planet. What they fail to realize is that an object needs to meet three criteria in order to qualify as a planet.

The criteria for an object to qualify as a planet are as follows:

1. It must orbit the Sun.

2. It must have enough mass to pull itself into a sphere.

3. It must clear out its orbit.

[rainyday219]

Pluto has a missing tooth.

[rainyday219]

Saturn tilts his rings when asking Pluto what the matter is.

[rainyday219]

Saturn's shape is oblate: flattened at the poles and bulges at the equator.

[rainyday219]

And where are the rings of Jupiter, Uranus and Neptune? They have rings like Saturn, only that they are less obvious.

[rainyday219]

Mercury and Venus are the only planets who didn't speak at all. Mercury just sweated and Venus simply gave a facial expression upon hearing Earth's comment about Pluto.

[rainyday219]

Astronomers calculated that the Sun and planets are about 4.5 billion years old.

[justinp1011]

Its 4.6, not 4.5.

[rainyday219]

@justinp1011 Whatever...I believe that the Earth was created in 4004 BC

[NightMare13001]

@rainyday219 Earth was created by God.

[flipsyde1210]

@LordVertow

I agree with all of them

[masterhadi77]

lol



[05rica]

what the....

[05rica]

angas



[ProJanitor]

lol wait... what does mercury have to say about all this?

[Spooneads]

#Pluto is a square, Pluto is a square# ROFL LOLLOL

[dancefreaky123]

this is so stupid

[donlickable]

WHY NEPTUNE IS BIG URANUS IS BIG WHAT EVER EARTH AND MARS SAY HAHAAAHAHHA

[LovableLilKitty]

Why is Earth a guy if it's called "Mother Earth"?

[milo78910112020moshi]

@LovableLilKitty nag nag nag people say that but siantists dos not and earth has a brother and sister he made fun of his sister (venus) and the brother was laghing (mars)

[LovableLilKitty]

@milo78910112020moshi Heh, I always hear the "Mother Earth" thing in school by my teachers so I said that.

[milo78910112020moshi]

@LovableLilKitty your teacher is not a siantist

[LovableLilKitty]

@milo78910112020moshi Well, I know that, and it's spelled as "scientist". "Siantist" isn't even a word. And they told us that when I was still in kindergarten :/ I only said the mother earth thing for laughs or something along those lines.

[milo78910112020moshi]

@LovableLilKitty why do people think it "mother earth" i cant spell you know siantists

[LovableLilKitty]

@milo78910112020moshi Honestly, I'm not sure. But it may be because everything this living on it and it's there's life on it. Tree's use the soil and water from th Earth just like how a mother provides food for their young. That's my guess but I'm not sure if it's right :/

[milo78910112020moshi]

@LovableLilKitty i think its dady earth because in the hole planet there are more boys/dads than girls/mothers in the world

[LovableLilKitty]

@milo78910112020moshi and plus, what you're saying is like when a mother gives birth to more boys than female the mother should be called "father". I don't think that's how it goes...

[milo78910112020moshi]

@LovableLilKitty it does not happen with anamals

[LovableLilKitty]

@milo78910112020moshi well obviously not but why does it have to be called father when there's more guys anyways? That's my question.

[milo78910112020moshi]

@LovableLilKitty im really sorry i really need to end this talk

[LovableLilKitty]

@milo78910112020moshi You do know you could have just stopped replying right?

[minivocaloidgirl]

@LovableLilKitty they put the vieo wrong i guess everyone calls it mother earth even my church

[Devilzwishbone2009]

@LovableLilKitty

Modern day society aint it lol

Transgender and all, you know what the world is like.... All fucked up and confused haha

[LovableLilKitty]

@Devilzwishbone2009 true, true.

[justinp1011]

@LovableLilKitty

Also saturn is named by the goddeses saturn, and why saturn is a guy?

[LovableLilKitty]

@justinp1011 No one knows, blame the creator of this video :P

[gulfland]

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[JaggerB2001]

lol great best

[SeBullva]

Planet:- -Ein Himmelskörper der auf einer Umlaufbahn sich um die Sonne bewegt - -Dessen Masse großer als 800km Durchmesser ist und somit eine kugelförmige Gestalt besitzt - -Dieser Himmelskörper ist das dominierende Objekt auf seiner Umlaufbahn die begleidenten Korper sind Monde

Somit gehören auch : Pluto, Ceres, Eris, Quaoar, Sedna, Makemake, Haumea, Orcus, Varuna dazu,

so das die Sonne bisher 17 Planeten besitzt..

[beccaotaku]

Pluto: I'm big when it counts sweetheart.

Earth: That's not what Venus said!

Venus: DX

[DonOfAtlantis]

Pluto is a square! Pluto is a square!

[Firemalleoandjelly]

@DonOfAtlantis yeah it makes you want to laugh

[TheSailormoon67]

i laughed at 1:30. Pluto's moon say "come for a dishes please." LOL -laughs-

[SuperNebula33]

Neptune has the biggest nose overall

[willardrule]

Pluto Is Mean Too

[YOONDOHYOON]

es patetico este video

[MarinesRProud]

lol british planets, is ur-anus the big nosed one or the smartass?

[Eckendenker]

@MarinesRProud

The smart one. See how the Face is pointing down? I think that is meant to refer to Uranus weird axis of rotation. Plus Neptune is obviously the blue one. And in the end they all are arranged in their solar system order.

[awsomemice]

Earth and Mars are mean

[wengneuda13]

PLUTO AND THE DWARF PLANETS MUST BE BABY!!! PLUTO IS TOO SMALL TO COMPARE TO THE PLANETS!!

[wengneuda13]

EARTH is a GIRL not BOY MOTHER EARTH!!!!!

[flipsyde1210]

@wengneuda13

nag nag nag stop being a know-it-all im not a scientist and i call it Earth so i think it's a boy, the Earth is not a girl, but you are a girl with your name

[Fetre3D]

Uranus is old for having monocle  and white eyebrows.

[toon10001]

im givin this a 6/5



[RisingStandard]

what the hell is up with Jupiter's nose?

[jayerrbee]

The North Pole Is Covered By Earth's Hat!

[jayerrbee]

Pluto Must Be Angry

[jayerrbee]

Pluto Must Be Mad

[EpicSciFiAuthor247]

I LOVE ASTRONOMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!x1,000,­000

[funrizwan]

ahahah love Pluto

[cautionwetpaintmovie]

i so love this video!

[diabolowhizz]

funny

[SPstudios07]

PLUTO SUCKS!

[hefflechef]

ha ha - oblong !

[gallopingreindeer]

ppppppppppppplllllllllllluuuuu­uuuuuuuutttttttttttttooooooooo­o

[slaggbros]

5 stars - excellent info-tainment.

[shoepie76]

Funny - Great characters!

[davidbussell1]

Why was Saturn done up like Gaddafi?

[mrpinkanpoop]

Poor old Pluto!!!