Best Stan Moment Ever.

[sunatron]

The Description is hilarious, There's no need to declare your poverty here we don't judge..or do we!

[goldencupable]

my dad tells me that joke every day

[TheJwalk98]

daday will you read to me. nigga who the fuck are you

[RaTeDRKOdwyer94]

but you can only use it 3 times... so choose wisely

[MrDudeBoiMan]

Not that funny.

[triangledude123]

@DarkDeoxys765 OYUS!

[thedudeyo101]

xD

[Missmiffy97]

Stan: daddy will you read to me?

Stans dad: who the hell are u

Stan: * whimper *

Ha! X

[FaeezTheAnimeLover]

Stan : Daddy will you read to me ?

Stan's Dad : Who the hell are you ?

[TheLiiPot]

sounds like ma dad o.ô mysterious 

[ms2obsessed]

it looks good too you would be a doozy youre a shot gun bang

whats up wit dat thang i wanna know.. how does it hang?

what the hell are you doing!

you shave your chest?

what!? no! get outa my showe

XD

[FEAR709]

I still rememeber this scene to this day. Thx for uploading its just so awesome!

[SuperSmashFan24681]

Daddy will u read 2 me :C

Who the hell are you O.o

[Helopusobiwa]

ZOINKS

[allieinu]

daddy will you read to me? who the hell are you? priceless. i think that's what would happen if my brother had kids lol

[ArmityleOfTheChaos]

What..............



[thegreenghost1000]

who the hell are you?

[jdrewmill3r]

damm, poor stan

[Lakitu1134]

Gotta love Daran Norris's voice.

[CthulhuDarkLord]

LOL!!!!

[NarutoSage23]

ouch men...... ouch....

[MrHEC381991]

Mm :(

[21h040349160]

Just like my dad *whimp*

[Thesamjam5]

haha doin that to my Kid any of you gotta prob go Suck my southern dick bitches

[caninedog]

@Thesamjam5 actually no one cares

[TheUnknownJourney]

@Thesamjam5 The same "southern" dick that was proably in your cousin?

[thSubliminalCriminal]

In this same episode Jeff admits that his mom left, before he was born. Stan is all "How....how did she do that?" LMAO fucken Stan

[cooldj106]

I LOVE STAN SO MUCH HE IS MY FAV CHARICTER IN AMERICAN DAD

[celastik]

a cool game

tres-soldados.minitroopers.es

[dfranco098]

stan's dad = douche bag forever

stan = awasome as hell

suck on that stan's dad go fuck ur self

[alexreynolds123]

@dfranco098 Calm down dear, it's just a cartoon..

[alexreynolds123]

@dfranco098 Calm down dear, it's just a cartoon..

[thisfuckinsucks1]

ok well this is nowhere near his best moment...jeffs best moment is when he says burning maaaaaaaaaaannnn!! and stans is emiliooooooooooooo.

[MegaDhproductions]

I love the little whimper he has at the end.

[jakejamesgx3]

he has black kid dad issues

[GeneralCadoc]

Mmm! ><

[robertcute164]

The same episode with the best line IMO

Jeff: My mom left us before I was born

[nick1234519]

stan:daddy will you read to me

stan's dad:who the hell are you lol

[TheGraffitizer]

@nick1234519

Yes, we all just saw that.

[serph265]

hahahaha OWNAGE! awww

[ColdSideOfPillow136]

ROFL

[RoboWatchgirl]

Poor little Stan.

You could say it's Jack's fault Stan is EXTREMELY insecure.

[XxLeeLightningxX]

@RoboWatchgirl are you really giving a physcological opinion on a cartoon character?

[RoboWatchgirl]

@XxLeeLightningxX I have a habit of taking cartoons too seriously.

[CptChaos47]

lmao @ the whimper.

[395obuc]

I love this! but you know what i dont like? when i scroll down to the comments and see 2 old ladies bickering about what color looks better on a teacup

[Think1079]

Lol this one is on tv atm :/ weird

[AnarchistGoth]

Daddy, will you read to me? D:

Who the hell are you? >:/

[Demonhornz]

We're calling them Stan Moments now?

[halosecrets526]

Daddy will u read to me? Who the hell r u

[david1is1exuberant]

Nooo noo no



[SmashLiXs]

sometimes it like that with my grandpa. he onced punched out my tooth once

[wulf02]

@SmashLiXs

Welcome to the internet, where no one gives a fuck.

[SmashLiXs]

@wulf02 only til someone strikes a nerve

[theHERMITLADY]

@SmashLiXs Touché sir.

[dedevonne]

@SmashLiXs ah that sucks :/

[SmashLiXs]

@dedevonne it was loose, but he didn't know. but i'm so glad he's not my legal guardian

[TheoneandonlyGTA]

hahaha I love stan's child voice

[calledtheduty]

and who the hell am i?

[mudpups12]

Who the hell are you!

[KirikoDomos]

That is one of my favorite episodes and lines ever! XD

[MegaRofllolxd]

@MrMaxPwnage abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ps3gamer248]

@MegaRofllolxd are you cleaning your keyboard in aphabetical order?

[MegaRofllolxd]

@ps3gamer248  im raping it

[ps3gamer248]

@MegaRofllolxd o_o

[demoniccurses9]

OMG, I have a brother! Stan is my brother!!!!!!

[Mikmar11]

779* Sorry.

[Mikmar11]

@pureownage776 Jesus, the closest reference I can think of would be from Naruto, mainly because of the name. Though I never really followed that series far enough to understand what you're talking about.

[420Teixeira]

hahaha

[KaityCookie]

TOUGH STAN!! He's so tough he whimpered! But I can understand if you just think for a moment like you asked your dad that and he said that to you. You can feel stans pain.

[epichalocat]

press pause. then un pause. then press 7! XD

[huynhuynh1]

@epichalocat i dont get it whats so funny.....

[epichalocat]

@huynhuynh1 it leads to the main part of the video

[huynhuynh1]

@epichalocat it was sarcasm..... i know but i dont think its funny

[pureownage779]

He killed his whole family, joined a terrorist organisation and began wandering the lands looking for boys and girls with demons put inside of them with a fish-man with a big ass sword on his back.

Atleast that is what Stan would have done if he was Uchiha Itachi...

He probably had sex with his sister or something...

I don't know, I don't read minds...

[Antimanele104]

@pureownage779 where the raisin' hell did that come from?

[TheoneandonlyGTA]

stan's child voice is so funny xD

[Mrawsom5000]

Who the hell are you?

[BKSilver7]

Stan: daddy can u read to me? Stan's dad: Who the BEEP! are you. Stan: I am yo fada.

[sticksanity]

@BKSilver7 beep? why beep? 

[BKSilver7]

@sticksanity cause idk

[Mercaification]

@BKSilver7 I'm not yo daddy im yo grandpaw

[BKSilver7]

@Mercaification Ha nice

[micheal9868]

dady would u read to me

who the hell are you

[Thegamedude10]

what episode is this from

[Degenerate999]

@Thegamedude10 Im pretty sure this is joint custody

[Thegamedude10]

@Degenerate999 thanks



[DoomAgeding]

there is a new ep where roger tries to make steve cool and he makes him put a spicy dog in his pants to make hm look like he has a big dick and the song my dick plays and it is sooooo funny a dog eats it though

[TheoneandonlyGTA]

hahahahaha poor stan

[ChachaChapati]

I still like where his dad's sitting and watering the lawn and says "I'm in a meeting."

[indysoul86]

The main reason why American Dad is better than Family Guy.

Character continuity.

[FoxInGoal]

@indysoul86 Agreed, even though anything Seth McFarlane comes within 10 feet of turns to pure shit, American dad is the best of a bad bunch.

[Goldin69]

I love american dad but that is far from stans best moment ever :S wtf lol

[comenter6542]

im watching this ep now!

[Thegamedude10]

@comenter6542 whats the episode called

[Tokuman100]

@MeetSimmio

Don't forget about Cleveland.

[MeetSimmio]

So basically both Stan and Peter Griffin had some really shitty fathers.

[OdiumOcius]

Who the hell are you?

[jakejamesgx3]

@OdiumOcius reminds me of my dad

[cheeselover04]

sounds like my dad after a hangover....

I'm... not saying that for the joke only.

[MattHav0k]

this seems like a family guy episode

"i made you a card today daddy"

"i'm not your father"

[CraitenB]

omg im watching this episode right now

[Dballer97]

aww thats fuked up

[SmashLiXs]

@Dballer97 not as screwd up as your grandpa punching your tooth out

[Dballer97]

@SmashLiXs awwwhh im very sorry that that happen to you not my fault u had a very fucked up life as a kid i feel really bad for u ill go reckless on yo ass dont fuck with me kid

[SmashLiXs]

@Dballer97 what??

[morg2k999]

daddy will you read to me :(?

Who the HELL are you!!?