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  • omg... XDDDDDDD

  • *clears throat*

    *lowers glasses*

    That was 7 seconds.. I'll see you in court.

  • Pay no attention to these primitive functions - I get it :D

  • I like the bit where it says blarrrrrrrrr

  • You missed the bit with teh sex.

  • @monkeypants06 no that was at the end

  • Yu Gi Oh: Abridged, hmmmm?

  • Нас наибали, тут 15 сек(

  • Still that's retarted, if at any time war is declared with the Qunari again, who the fuck are you going to need on your side THE MUTHAFUCKIN' MAGES! so why the FUCK are the Templars such retards. Also side note it should be legall if you wana study blood magic you also have to study healing magic too. Think about it heal your friends and if they can help you out with a little blood then it's cool right. Btches are all bent up about demon possession that shit is a rare find indeed.

  • this is actually pretty accurate

  • @mina319 Especially the part where Isabella has the manliest voice of them all XD

  • Blah blah mages blah

  • @MrPandemonioum blah blah crazed templars bla blah

  • LOL! Thank you so much for the laugh! XD

  • that was 15 seconds

  • @jenikai1 The actual content was around 5-6 seconds. Still, it pretty much summed it up.

  • Thats how DA1 was i have a feeling they made no upgrade so i could image this video is 100% accurate

  • Accurate.

  • Sums it up.

  • the top comment never played origin to say that

  • most people liked being a grey warden and fighting darkspawn not aunari and random thugs and what not but i think both were fairly an 8/10

  • i liked the last blah the best

  • yup thats how it went. bla bla!.... ( saiys under breath) bla.... but this game is realy good lol

  • this is a brilliant game and the story is what makes it epic show some respect

  • Yeah , fucking total review of this fail game XD

  • My coment this:

    Blablabla

  • they where 6 seconds

  • what song can you hear in this movie at the first and last seconds?

  • WHAT ABOUT ENCHANTMENT!?

  • caling yourself a gamer ?! What a joke good gamer is interested in storyline above all -.-

  • @varlock05 To be fair DA2 had a pretty crap storyline.

  • @varlock05 Yeah, no. Most play games to have fun. I'm not going to play a game if it has an orgasmic story and nothing else going for it.

  • Yugioh Abridged?

  • Well, pretty much true. I liked Dragon age origin better. Still this wasn't far behind

  • DA2 was .... ok , sadly EA rushed bioware like hell and well that happened..

  • Bought and Played Mass Effect, I loved it.

    Bought and Played DA: O, I loved it.

    Bought and Played Mass Effect 2...I didn't finish it, I didn't want to finish it.

    Heard DA2 was crap so I didn't buy it.

    Beta tested SWTOR didn't buy it because it was crap. I can't see where the potential is, considering cinematic cutscenes and fully voiced is their main feature. There's no way they can churn out enough content to satisfy the MMO crowd.

    Probably won't buy Mass Effect 3...or any Biodrone game again.

  • @viraxiii well glad to here you wont be buying a biodrone game. but bioware is the best western developer of rpgs ever. but hey to each his own.

  • @viraxiii how can you play mass effect and love it but dislike mass effect 2? mass effect 2 was so much better... the only problem i had with me1 was the fight and they fixed that really well in me2 and made the fights fun... even the mining planets was fun

  • That sir was seven seconds.

  • @VetranNcrTrooper Details :P

  • DA2 was not the same as DA:O, but still, it was enjoyable. I still play it and everything. If you're going to criticize a game, do it in some sort of intelligent, thoughtful way. This is the most immature thing I've seen in ages.

  • Personally, I actually really like DA2. I have played it through several times now and I really enjoy it. I liked DA:O too, but in a different way. DA2 is far from perfect, but DA:O wasn't perfect either. I just don't think you can call DA2 shit. If you don't compare it to DA:O then it is a very good game on it's own. Anyway, we all like different things. Please don't argue and start name calling. It's childish and stupid. It's only a bl**dy game!!!!!

  • Legit indeed.

  • @emoanimeducky of course it wasnt terrible, but if u copare DA2 with DA:O , then u have to agree that DA2 is terrible, 'cause DA:O was the most epic game since years! sry for my bad english :/

  • Lyrics: Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blaaahhh

  • stupid video!

  • No, it's: blah blah fighting blah blah boobs blah blah fighting blah blah anti climactic ending. Blah.

  • 7 seconds actually

  • Crap but funny.

  • You forgot the boobs.

  • Why did you have to go and spoil the entire damn game.

  • Blah blah blaaah

  • SO MUCH BLOOD

  • 15 seconds???

  • hahahaha

  • another game finished

  • I might be alone i thinking this, but the reason I didn't enjoy DA2 as much as DAO was simply the lack of motivation. In DAO you had a clear goal, assemble your army and stop the blight. The companions were easy to bond with and care about, so you were motivated to protect them (or at least the ones you liked..). In DA2 it was just defeat one enemy, new bad guy appears. Defeat him, new bad guy appears. Defeat him, new bad guy appears. Etc, etc. Like they just made it up as they went along.

  • LittleKuriboh?

  • Enchantment.

    Nuf said

  • fuck you son of a bish!

  • ...I liked the game... I've played on both PC and console, and I still liked it. I'm not a person who looks too closely at detail. "Ooo that texture is off" "Ooo the areas are all the same!" I care about storyline. I liked it. I loved the DLC's and the sidequests. Hell, I'd do as many sidequests as possible before doing the main story line, because it was just that fun. Its not for everyone, but DA2 WASNT terrible, at least, not for me.

  • @emoanimeducky DA2 had a very linear storyline, bland voice acting and the characters weren't people you got emotionally attached to.

    As a game in it's own right, it's pretty decent. It was a fun playthrough but not something I want to keep coming back to. However, as a sequel, it fails miserably on so many levels. It's the difference between Kotor and Kotor 2

  • @ErrolSOConner True, true but Varrict, the guard girl, and Merrill were always in my party. I didn't care about any of the other characters and you find out that they don't care about you.

  • @emoanimeducky that's because you're a dumb fanboy who will eat any kind of shit bioware throws at you

    it was a mediocre story with terrible effort put into all other aspects the game

    the only improvement was the gameplay

  • @JuBxGhost

    um... I'm a female. I'm not saying it was the greatest game ever, but I enjoyed it. You don't have to agree with me, I was just pointing out that there are people out there who actually happened to like the game.

  • @emoanimeducky well thanks for pointing that out for us fangirl. it's still a shitty game.

  • @JuBxGhost It's not shitty... The gameplay improved, the story is ok, the graphics are fine(I'm not playing a game to sit in corners and stare at the textures), the menus are more easy to navigate through, the dialogue system was changed for the better, the quests are interesting and the whole world seems great. Overall it's not 'shitty', nor is it great... But it's pathetic how you call everyone who likes the game a fanboy. Ever thought of there being people with a different taste than yours?

  • @Boogey3452 omg its so pathetic hurr its a game faggot if its not fun then its shitty

  • @JuBxGhost You seem to like to offend people, don't you? If it's not fun for you, then it's shitty? Once again I'd like to point out that there are other people playing games, how do you know that everyone feels the same as you about it? Anyway, I'm just trying to point out that I liked the game, even if it's far below the level of Origins..

    Oh, and what the fuck are you talking about? There are only DA:O and DA2... What do you mean with 'DA and DA:O defined the story'...?

  • @Boogey3452 "If it's not fun for you, then it's shitty?" Yes

    "how do you know that everyone feels the same as you about it?" I never said they did

    "even if it's far below the level of Origins.." very

  • @JuBxGhost Still waiting for you to answer, my last question...

  • @Boogey3452 The first game came with all the lore. The first game has a better story then the second, and better characters. The first game created the foundation for the series. The second game essentially takes all of that lore and tells us to fuck off and run around a city for 20 hours. OMG SO DEEP.

    And I'm done answering your questions, you seem to be fully committed to convincing yourself that purchasing that shitty game was worth it. Everyone knows its trash.

    Question: Do you suck dick?

  • @JuBxGhost What the fuck are you talking about? I never said DA2 is better than DA:O... because it's not. Not at all. What I asked you was what you meant when you said "DA and DA:O...", since there's only DA:O and DA2. Either you're a complete idiot who knows absolutely nothing about the franchise, or you're just retarded...

    Answer: No...

  • @Boogey3452 LMFAO I just realized that you aren't a fan of the game yet you're whiteknighting for the people who like it LMFAO YOU'VE WON THE FAGGOT OF THE YEAR AWARD!!! CONGRATS BUDDY!

  • @JuBxGhost It isn't really that bad to be honest. The side quests in the game was better and fun then origins. I admit Origins is leagues better than Da2 but it is still a good game and I enjoyed so really you or anyone for that matter can change my opinion. Oh and the boss battles was more epic. (apart from the Archdemon).

  • @jamesalmightyness Ok, but the first dragon age was better. The gameplay is better in DA2 but the story and scope of the game was retarded.

  • @JuBxGhost well... you know how to offend people, but didn't see you prove the story was bad by pointing what was crappy about it. Character development? Plot? Turning points? Oh, I hope you know what these things mean, because these are some aspects you consider to evaluate a story. DA2 is more complex in terms of plot ties, some characters are pretty interesting and I like the knots they did with DAO, though IMHO, most characters were underdeveloped. But Morrigan was also too hyped, anyway.

  • @danheboy

    1. DA and DA:O had tons of more lore and plot twists than DA2, since you know, it was the first game.

    2. DA and DA:O defined the story of the entire series retard, DA2 took that story and didn't continue it, instead it made us run around a fucking city for 20 hours. BUT OMGEDZ PLOT TWISTS!1!1 THIS GAEM #1

    3. You suck dick ROFL

  • @emoanimeducky For me i preferred Origins because of its story and charachters. I couldn't get over Fenris (the anime character...) and Anders. They were clearly made for fangirls no matter how much people want to deny it. I mean Alistair could be said to be fanservice but blokes can relate to his akward attitudes. I found nothing to relate to in Fenris, he made no sense. "Slavery is wrong, but lock up all the dangerous mages" *sigh* i don't know it felt so half arsed for me.

  • @ItIsTheInvisibleMan

    Oh, I loved Origins. I do prefer Origins, that is a definite. Well, Fenris was definitely made for the fangirls, Anders had a bit more depth than Fenris (but not enough, I think... well, women love the tortured souls *sighs and shakes head*). I just felt I needed to point out that it wasn't the worst piece of shit on the planet. There was definitely room for improvement, lots of it, but it wasn't a complete fail.

  • @emoanimeducky Yeah it's not totally unplayable and it can be genuinely fun which is what game are all about. With my comment im only talking about my personal opnion im not saying it's fact but for me i have to kind of dissconnet that its a dragon age game and pretend Origins doesn't exist for me to enjoy DA2 lol. Which is hard but when i do the game on its own merrit is fun it only really falls down when you inevitably compare it to Origins.

  • @emoanimeducky The reason people say it was terrible is because it was a major letdown compared to origins. Doesn't make it a bad game though.

  • @emoanimeducky Hah. You're a fucking idiot. Dragon Age 2 was a abomination, the only people who liked it were complete tools who like getting buttrailed by bioware.

  • @Alaron251 so... personal opinions make you stupid? good to know...ass.

  • @emoanimeducky go read books then.

  • @deathsezz

    Funny you say that, because I read at least 2 books a week. I'm always reading. Just because I play video games that other people think are crappy doesn't mean I don't do anything else, smart one.

  • "The demo was fun as I'm sure the rest of the game will be." Yeah the demo was fun, I used to be a Dragon Age fan like you then I wasted 60 bucks on this worthless waste of talent. First Bioshock 2, then Fable 3 and now Dragon Age 2.

  • @DarkWarrior076 Don't forget Force Unleashed 2

  • @BaneOfLannister

    Yes especially Force Unleashed 2!

  • @DarkWarrior076 Arrow to the knee joke much?

    And yes, as a sequel, i found DA2 to be quite disappointing in comparison to it's predecessor.

  • @1337199119912

    Yes I love the arrow to the knee joke allot and sorry to sound blunt but no crap! XD

  • @DarkWarrior076 From what i've seen, both in footage and from the bottom of my heart:

    Mass Effect 3 will break this trend of garbage semi-linear choice based RPG failures.

  • @1337199119912

    Oh yes! Mass Effect 3 will totally redeem the games that Bioware screwed up and make life allot better for the good of all that is pure and righteous and HUMANITY!

    Wow I really got this game way into my head. XD

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  • @Kserijaro No, no we didn't. That's an overused generalization. We got the same not even half finished, storyless cash grab with boring design, dull repetitive combat system (press win button to win!), repetitive environments and bland characters that PC gamers got. You can't blame console players for a game flawed at an almost purposeful level. You can mock the idiots that loved the game, of which I personally know there are some PC players as well. NO REAL GAMER WANTED THIS GAME.

  • @BaneOfLannister i didnt see it that way. No flame intended, but look at the statistics. Every times a PC only game got the sequel X to a console(Skyrim and then this) the games sucked major ass. I mean Skyrim for pc and a console inventory menu. But i agree with you! Its just my old school gaming weeps inside that people eat and glorify these kind of trash games.

  • @Kserijaro Skyrim was amazing actually.

  • Seems legit.

  • @Kserijaro Well SOMEONE'S butthurt.

  • OMG !!!!! when he blah blah blah ....it is revealed the next hero of DA 3 will be BLAH BLAH BLAH!

  • yep, that about sums it up...

  • @Kserijaro Lol... console "fag". Your pc intelligence is blinding me

  • I love how the only part of this video that is 5 seconds is the intro

  • DAO is my favorite game besides kotor, but DA2 sucks ass

  • hmm

    sounded suspiciously gay

    like pegasus from yugioh....

  • Can I please have my 15seconds of life back. Cause that was the longest wasted 5 seconds of my life.

  • BLAAAAAAAAHHHH xD

  • Sad but True : (

  • i love the game, still found it funny though :D

  • oh meant to say huge fan of both DAO and DAII, DAII has its con, but still there are lots things are really good and worth playing

  • i want to know why there are people dislike this video? are they super DAII fans? i am a huge fan and love this XD

  • I thought DA2 was ok... but rushed. Combat was better in some respects. Not a fan of wave combat, though. Story was ok, but too short and not enough leg room. I liked the characters a lot, but felt the romance options were... too limiting. Not by number, but the fact that they're so... extreme in their views, with only one, who happens to be female. So the females who want to romance males are SOL...

    Alistair and Zevran were better in that respect, I think.

  • Oh no i missed the spoiler alert!

  • I liked dragon age 2, but this was fuckin' halarious- do more of this XD.

  • mfw I heard pegasus' voice.

  • EPIC :D

  • This is an act of extreme ignorance.

  • @xxYdoxxx nope, this is an act of extreme revelance.

  • Bla bla bla, videogames bla!

    Bla, bla bla, story development, bla

    Bla bla?

    BLAAAA! (BOOBIES!)

  • I played DAII for about half an hour and haven't touched it since. The biggest disappointment I felt was the difference in combat. I was using 2H, so I don't know about the other ones, but I have now beaton Origins several times.

  • lol I love this XD aha

  • Blah blah! Blah blah blah. Blaaahh..... LMAO!

  • I wouldn't say that DA2 was a terrible game, it does have it good sides, but it's not near as good as Dragon Age Origins.

  • @SuperBulwy I completely agree! I hope when they make da3 they actually think about it and put more time into it! I'm pretty sure the fans wont mind waiting a couple years rather than a few months to a year -_-

  • I can't believe I even bought this game.

  • Sad...but true :d

  • you skipped 3 hours of running through many caves that all look the same

  • @Fuzzllmao and pointless side questing that usually lead to those 3 hours of going through places that are the same, along with characters that you dont care about because in the end they all die, and a completely shitted upon ending that will completely destroy the sequel, time to move on to Skyrim or ME3

  • Yes, DA2 was not even near DA:O ,but it was not that bad either ...what i really missed were the epic characters from DA:O .

  • At least you can't take an arrow to the knee in this game

  • I'll admit that 2 wasn't NEARLY as good as Origins but the third act wasn't half bad.

    *POSSIBLE SPOILERS*

    especially after Anders put a skylight in the chantry.

  • @jayveson Possible Spoilers? That's a definite spoiler. Good thing I beat the game twice or I'd be pissed at you XD

  • @Xannolc1 That's why i said possible. It's possible that they're spoilers if you haven't beaten the game. But if you had beaten it then it wouldn't be a spoiler. So I can't generalize it as a definite spoiler. In hindsight maybe it wasn't the best choice of words but in my mind it made complete sense lol.

  • @jayveson Hmmm, you're right. I don't even remember why I said that in the first place.

  • true dat

  • pretty damn accurate....couldn't even finish the damn thing

  • that was 6 seconds

  • 15 seconds for 5 second content

    FTW

  • Accurate.

  • DA2: i broke my leg, kill me and take this ring to my wife...lol.

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  • Needs blood magic. Several gallons.

  • itsz a good game i thinik but the story is Bla Bla Bla.... BTW i was drunk like shit when i watched this

  • -seductive voice- BLahhh 

  • You need to put a spoiler alert on this thing.

  • Blah blah blah.

    Blah blah blah blah.

    Blaaaaaaaaah~ ;D

  • @Norocmorth that's your opinion. If you prefer WoW or any other shit MMORPG's than its okay.

  • It's funny 'cos its true.

  • That is pretty much the whole game.

  • I love Isabela's "Blaaaaah ;)"

  • omg yu-gi-oh abriged!

  • Blah, blah! *Hacky* Blah blah. *Slashy* blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. The end.

  • Blaaaaah~ ;)

  • That was 15 seconds. YOU LIED! >:(

  • Why did you go and spoil the whole game?

  • oh dear, so wrong, so bad. you must be misunderstood.

  • BLAHHH!

  • blablabla still like DA2 blablabla

  • Ps : those hare realy nice bla bla xD

  • Just as epic thas the game whas.. leaul x)

  • That pretty much sums the whole game up.

  • @OneChannelTwoGamers My comment in 6 words: Has more thumbs up than yours

  • i loved the 55 hour story line of the first one, really got you hooked into it, but with the DA2 only 30 (yes i said only) really takes a knotch down on things

  • @beastlybeef33

    It's a lot more than 30 if you do ever single side quest there is. What it is is claustrophobic. The recycled environments and 1 setting are what kill it. It was a huge distraction. I played them out of order, so I guess I was really into the story...and it had a great story... but it was like ground hogs day. Now that I played origins, I see where both are superior the other in some ways. I setting was awful (night and day don't count as 2). I think 3 will kick arse.

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  • Da2 in 5 words: A rushed pile of shit

  • @Norocmorth That's what your parents said about you.

  • @redplague ya mum