HEY LIONS FANS

[MrCmmejia]

Achivement Unlocked: Suck Cock So Hard You Lose Every Game (By the way i am a lions fan)

[steventheraiderful]

LOL



[HardWiredGaming]

Hey, give them some credit, they really turned it around this year.

[CuCuCahoo]

hes too ashamed to tell us that his own team is the colts lol

[KidTw1st]

lions fans remember. you may make it to the super bowl this year, a feat 28 other teams have managed way before you in most cases. but you stand alone in 0-16 seasons, so to quote "crack open a warm beer and celebrate." no one else, even the browns, have ever managed to suck that badly, congratz :D

[M3GTR]

3 years later, they're in the playoffs, one of the most talented teams in the NFL, and because of 0-16 we have an all star QB in Stafford. HOW DOES OUR DICK TASTE NFL?

[KidTw1st]

@M3GTR sorry. you cant make 0 and 16 sound good no matter how well you bounce back.

[M3GTR]

@KidTw1st when we win a superbowl, 0-16 will be erased from our memories forever. If you wanna cling on to some pathetic season some football team had a couple years ago, thats on you. In fact, its a little weird, you're so obsessed with a football team's losing season. Do you get a little hard penis when you see teams lose? Do you jerk it when a coach gets fired? Jerk your little tiny penis?

[KidTw1st]

@M3GTR nope tampa bay went to a superbowl and we still remember their 0-14 season. and you seem a little pmsish about 2008. you have one winning season and you think your team is superbowl bound XD you wont make it past the divisional round this year. and bro why are you talking so much about my penis, it frightens me a little that its on your mind that much.

[M3GTR]

@KidTw1st bro i just never seen a dick that small before. its so friggen tiny, it gets me excited! WOOF WOOF, small dick! WOOF WOOF

[gole311]

Now make one for the Colts :D

[Perfect7en]

@gole311 Can't do it now.

[Jongjerk69]

lions blow

[Vulgate]

@Gameshowboy I fail to see what that has to do with anything.

[L3G3NDKILLER313]

@GibsonElectricI

6-2 and the team that will end the Green bay packers winning streak :)

[AEMoreira81]

This could apply to the Colts and Dolphins this year!

[DontRepYourCity]

@AEMoreira81 The Dolphins have disqualified themselves from that, thanks to the Chiefs. But the Colts are still in the 0-16 sweepstakes.

[dadurrityd]

4-0



[Vulgate]

@dadurrityd What a difference a few years make.

[FridayNightDldoFight]

Why would you make a video like this? This is just... lame. I'm not a Lions fan by any stretch of the imagination (I'm from NC), but this is uncalled for man. Those Lions players could sure beat your ass at football.

[Vulgate]

@FridayNightDldoFight Oooh, trained professionals could beat me at sports. Whoop-de-dog-dick.

You, sir, are mad.

[FridayNightDldoFight]

@Vulgate I try to act intelligent while I make videos like the one this comment is on. Herp derp.

[trainfreak7745]

@Vulgate playoffs!!! ;)

[tifomilano813]

Eff you too.



[fLionhearted]

Bring it on, were still here, always will be. I will always be a fan, can you say the same when your team sucks? I love you fairweather fans, all of you who enjoy this will abandon your team someday. In the only book that counts, that makes you losers!

[TheEmperorHasSpoken]

I'm a Bills fan, but I gotta say I'd laugh my ass off with a Bills 0-4 SB record short... (more-so, however, about the 1992 Bills-Oilers playoff comeback)

[Starpedo35]

LOL!!!!!!!!

[TLJthethird]

If I was the owner of the Lions I would've fired EVERYBODY after that horrible season.

[TheSuhisabeast90]

@TLJthethird They DID!

[nicrocks123]

hey patriots fans 18-1!!!!!

[Vulgate]

@nicrocks123 Been there, done that.

[clayto1332]

So the guy made a video just to mock detroit fans?

[Oldschoolhockey91]

Thank god my BIlls will not suffer the same fate this season, even though we suck still

[torontobills]

Buffalo Versus Detroit



[savage259259]

LLLMMMFFFAAOOO

[domirules28]

lol nothing ilke the song fromt he old gong show...

[DannyB15152]

@guneetsaini36..haha ur argument is a preseason game..Pre season games dont determine anything..congrats on being the 2nd worst team in the nfl last year

[TheVegasishere]

the lions suck dick

[gbreppin]

HOW DO U WIN NO GAMES ???

[MVillani1985]

I feel for the Lions fans in the sense that I'm a Pittsburgh Pirates fan in baseball, so I know that it's like to follow a team that can't seem to get it done. But on the other hand, I'm glad that come football season, the team I root for (Pittsburgh Steelers) usually at least gets to the playoffs.

[prettyboysweet]

THATS FUCKING GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TLJthethird]

If I was the owner of the Lions I woud've fired the ENTIRE roster. I don't see why he didn't.

[SJSharkWannabe]

Too bad, Lions. You've been Zonked!

[TheKillerRabbits]

The problem with this video is that no Lions fan is gonna watch it because there are NO Lions fans because THEY SUCK!!!!! GO GIANTS!!!!

[guneetsaini36]

@TheKillerRabbits THE GIANTS GOT RAPED BY THE LIONS IN PRESEASON ..... REMEMBER JACKASS..............

[JustinVerlander35]

@TheKillerRabbits yea the lions really blow that's why your giants only beat us by a Touchdown like every other team this year. People better start watching out for detroit there getting good and as for that giants game if we had stafford in for that last two min game would have been tied and we would have won in overtime and the giants suck to douchebag.

[Darkscott626]

You don't pick on the Lions fans, asshole. Do you know how much PAIN you must go through being a die-hard Lions fan?

[LoriGarlington]

haha! Lions suck!

[Pupon97]

patriots rock i hate the giants the patriots going to win the super bowl this year

[halodystroyer44]

IN 2009, for most teams a 2-14 record would be a complete disaster. but for the lions, it's an improvement

[brokensoul8390]

Where did you get that sound clip from? I want it!

[SaleGuy]

The All New Let's Make a Deal!

[Pupon97]

tigars are better than lions by lots but i'm not fans of any go Saints and Patriots

[ThuGfunk]

Tigars

yeah.

[Pupon97]

@ThuGfunk ur cool i'ma send u a request

[Bendyournoodle]

This is why I became a Giants' fan in 2005. I live in a city of football failure, and I decided to abandon ship before THIS occured.

Hell, any team's BETTER THEN THIS!

[heatshot555]

you suck lions will be good some time so if you FUCKING! trash on them again i will go over to your house rip your balls of and feed them to your mom and some dogs ok  :)

[TheLions4superbowl]

For crying out loud. They took the Colts to the last second. They took the Vikings to the last second twice (and the refs blew one for them.) They had a 4th quarter lead against the Packers. They played the Bears tough. I agree. 0-16 could have just as easily been 6-10.

[ChrisAlvey22]

*cues fail horn*

[mrceebees14]

That was just cruel.

[FortMinorsBiggestFan]

lions fans never existed.

[mike0n0jake0inc]

@FortMinorsBiggestFan except me.

[Vulgate]

The Lions' players are no longer allowed to talk to the media.

They could use the team's PR website, but they can't string three Ws together for the URL.

[TheLions4superbowl]

screw it. We're used to you haters/bandwagoners. Anyway, we're going 19-0 next year. :P

[ajnatheiconoclast]

That's Fuuuuuuuuuucked up....LMAO XD

[yousucks10]

lol but thay won 2 games this year lol but thats sad 0-16 WOW lol

[grnd3241]

You know what? have of those games the refs blew for them! They are a very good competitive team that has injuries, and the refs hating them for no reason! Don't jugde and say "The Lions were/are horrible"! cuz that is so not true! Look (literally LOOK) at half of the games last year by them and you will say "That is bullshit" because it's true! Like I said don't believe me? Do you have no life like I do? Then look at thier past season... AND BE AMAZED AT THE BS!!

[rudylexi8]

No you cant make excuses if u went 0-16 idc what it is or what team you are this is the team that made a saftey without even being tackled by accident.

[grnd3241]

Yeah okay lets talk about that, Dan Orlovsky had his first start and hasn't thrown a ball in NFL in sooo long, and on that play, he lost recognition of where the endzone was and ran into it! So Lets review: First start in YEARS! He didn't mean to do it. and thinking about this scenario, this really wasn't the bs I was talking about! but whatever...

[TheClodfather]

you should have used the the price is right horn!

[Vulgate]

TheClodfather: I used it already.

[chrismc410]

@TheClodfather I don't know about that. The Let's Make A Deal Zonk cue works too.

[lazypanda12]

LIONS 1-3 THIS YEAR BAD START

[mmando07]

buckos and tigers are both equally horrible

[TheLions4superbowl]

Tigers? They went to the World Series 3 years ago and were one game away from the playoffs this year. Do you really know anything?

[jcfn90]

well tampa bay's record is safe now

[WarningShot7]

yeah but tampa has a superbowl win to back a bad record up though.

[fatmanfiftythousand]

Which was...what, about seven years ago?

[bigweezey]

The music was so laughable here. Hey Bucs. Watch out. The Lions may take your record for most loses in a row ever.

[Earthwindfire273444]

rofl

[rhyno115]

Que phail horns now.

[joesakic91]

Cue the Price is Right wrong theme.

[darkstar7646]

The Lions will have to be moved by the NFL.  Some of us are thinking even at the end of this season...

[tpirjunky]

Monty: "Too bad, you've been Zonked." lol

[tedkissel]

OK, have nothing against the Lions.

Now with that being said, I think it's sad that the 2008 Lions will get into the NFL HOF as the first team in NFL history to go 0-16. And likely the worst team in NFL history.

[HardWiredGaming]

Well, maybe they'll do better this year.

[jc1393]

Go Lions!

Were going to win 5 games next year.

[SlatanicG0D]

GO LIONS

[eaglez4evr]

lol yeh right

[Jakology9136]

sucks though best WR in the NFL Calvin Johnson plays for them. he needs a trade

[vader9596]

FAILURE!

Go vikings!

[reznor97]

0-16 livin' the dream.

[jdbeast]

What sound is that?

[smashwhammy]

Zonk cue from "The All New Let's Make A Deal"

[rudylexi8]

LMFAO!!!! THAT MADE ME LAUGH (yeah right) I love that

[Houccisountipo90]

FUCK YOU!!!

[ArthVaduh]

Thank goodness that's just my dads team

[Untouchable123mbl]

0-16

so easy the lions can do it hahah

[eaglez4evr]

lol i luv geico

[saj8]

Good one!

[bjchit]

You need to do one using the Nielson laugh.

[Vulgate]

bjchit: Using any part of a Fox property is a good way to get a video removed. They're bastards.

[bjchit]

Yea, kinda. But I've seen plenty of videos featuring Homer singing I Am Evil Homer.

[infoowetrust]

you got next year to go 1-15

good luck in the draft

[cbrhawk1]

Stafford should get some 4 inch reinforced armor under his pads, a rollcage around his body, and learn to play dodge ball with 300 pound men being thrown at him. I'm scared for whoever gets drafted first by the Lions. Why do you think Bradford decided to stay at Oklahoma?

[joshuadramastar]

shut up lions were doing good the first few years but after their runner broke his leg, they keept losing... (well atleast they're better than the Bengels)

[rudylexi8]

no there not there not even better then the best college football team they suck so bad

[GodsOutlaw]

Boooooooooo

[Fatlord27]

lol