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  • Im Scottish and I found it funny. Not at all racist.

  • Classic, and so true. And yes, i'm Scottish!

  • That'll be me away to the next video.

  • Aw man, too funny

  • Pretty sure this was filmed here in Glasgow....

  • Karen Gillan is from a future where they've perfected genetic engineering. It's the only explanation.

  • conflict wa wa wa wa wa wa wa compromise waawawawawawawawa resolution awawawawawa

  • Well I'm Scottish, and that'll be me peeing ma breeks with laughter at Bill Bailey!

  • And this - THIS - is the reason why David Tennant is the real doctor

  • so much funnier if your from scotland xD

  • @BoulderSholders dinnae ye mean if yer fae Scotland? :D

  • @TrueBritishPatriots Aye that yin :D

  • ffs all u miserable english and scottish cunts get over yourselves. it was 500 years ago bury the fucking hatchet

  • @barbs19788 no it wasn't.

  • @barbs19788 wtf? Miserable? This video and others show that we can joke about with each other without taking offence - or if there is the rare bit of offence taken, it isn't lasting. Like old pals - like a white man can say racist things about his pakistani friend, in a joking way as long as they're not too bad, without getting punched in the face, because he's known him for years

  • @barbs19788

    What are you on about you silly little bollock? None of us are arguing and Bill isn't even insulting the Scottish remotely. You'd have to be pretty paranoid to read INSULTS into an Englishman saying "The Scottish are from the future"

  • Yaaaas! fucking brilliant.Am scottish and i couldnt stop laughing. i LOVE bill bailey, why didnt i know about these episodes before :D

  • hahahahahahaaahahahahaa priceless

  • The Redcoats were made up of plenty of Lowlanders as well those who joined with them as they went up to Aberdeenshire and then along through Morayshire.

  • I'm scottish. where are the "slightly racist undertones"??? get a grip.

  • Anyway, enough squabbling. Bill Bailey.......Oor Wullie! Gotta love him.

  • Aw Bill - we love you! xxx Hoots mon!

  • @jcotter1888 True, I dont like folk branding Glasgow folk who support Rangers and Celtic religious. Glasgows the most atheistic city in Europe probably,no one believes in god pretty much, its just a tribal rivalry.How many people in Glasgow pray or anything? None. The R.E teacher is the one who gets terrorised the most. Its the fact the Gov has faith schools and the fact that theres a tradition of supporting a footy team. Sometimes a daft terrorist mob too Culture christians.Thats it. Mongos.

  • @1984LizardKing If you read my comment again you will see that I agree with you, however, the people that use religion as a basis for their hatred in Glasgow tend to support either Rangers Or Celtic despite not being religious themselves. I am atheist myself.

  • I'm American, but my gran was Scottish. I don't mean, "Oh, my gran's great grandmother was half Scottish." She was Scottish, she helped raise me, and I find myself saying stuff like this as well. I'm a time traveler and I didn't even know it!

  • scottish even. who messed up my keyboard? arghh scottish wife stuck a haggis in it agin

  • awesome bill. my wife is scorrish and its all so true ! .

  • Oh shite, round up the Irn-Bru and get in the Time machine

  • @hildegain

    I'm not talking about Bill Bailey. I am referring to the comments a fellow youtuber. I think bill bailey's humour is excellent.

  • The only folk sae daft as tae mak a hero ootae a drunken French poof, that fucked aff (dressed a' a woman) and left brave men dee'n in agony. Butchered b' the southern traitors and English blades!!!!

  • @OffyDoavy Butchered by English blades? Pull the other one, was that before or after the two failed Wars of Independance? And your attempt at Scottish slang in typing is shite lol

  • @1984LizardKing.

    Do you know how they managed to kill 1500 with the loss of only 50 dead at Culloden?

    The redcoats handled the Highland charge by strictly obeying Cumberland's orders to bayonet the attacker to their right. That tactic enabled the bayopnet to avoid the shield of the attacker to the front.

    As for Charles Stuart: he spent his days idling round Europe getting pissed.

    Noo, awa' an' bile yer heed. You need a new skin, the auld yins a bit peely-wally, laddie. lol

  • @OffyDoavy Culloden was a civil war, a war of attrition. Hardly England vs Scotland when theres Scots in the governement force is it? Aswell as how many other nationalities fighting? Plenty. Bullshit over religion. Same with Cromwell invasion.

  • @1984 My original post refers to the Lowland battalions. The Jacobites were mostly Highlanders and even comprised an Engllish battalion,

    Of 16 government battalions only 4 were comprised of Lowlanders, the majority were English.

    Religion has been the root of most confrontations through the centuries, so I'm with you on that count. Religion, that is, and old, richmen's greed, only satisfied by the slaughter of poor, young men. It is as it was, and ever will it be. Good health.

  • Hilarious !!

  • Scotland....The only place a sport involves throwing trees

  • lol i remember watching this next year

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  • On the contrary Bill, if you go to Glasgow you'll find yourself transported back around 100 years.

  • @echoingheads Really????? I agree that a certain section of society in Glasgow are still stuck in the dark ages. They tend to be Celtic or Rangers fans that hate each other because of their religion when really very few of them are religious. I'm a Celtic fan and I have many Rangers supporting friends who have a modern view of the world and do not hate each other or anyone else. Don't tar us all with the same brush.

  • @jcotter1888 Tarring you all with the same brush isn't really what he did, he named the place and not the populous.

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  • @echoingheads Glasgow was ranked 55 in the most liveable places in the world....That's beating Miami which came in 56.....Just saying.

  • David tennent gave me a lift :P

  • Hes awfy funny is oor Bill? :-)

  • i'll need to watch this. i'm scottish, and there is a cult of satanic masonic scumbags that rape the future regularly and they definitely operate here, this website lets them have 1000000s of sicko channels they stalk people abusively with, so do loads of other websites. & one reason the stalk me is cause i'm reincarnated and do actually recall it and some past work on shit like time-travel....which is no big deal btw. just part of the soul-prison scam that ruined this reality...

  • @JustSomePerson888 Shut up and put the crack pipe down.

  • @chriswhiteisawanker - WHAT THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT DRUGS YOU LITTLE MENTAL MIDGET, FUCK ALL. YOUR KIND ONLY KNOW HOW TO ABUSE THEM, WHICH IS WHY REALITY I WROTE ABOUT - THE SAME COMSPIRACY YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY SATANS BITCH IN OR YOU WOULND'T CONTRADICT IT - IS WAY BEYOND YOU. INTERESTING HOW YOU SCUM ARE IN THINGS SO COMPLEX, YET YOU UNDERSTAND NOTHING ABOUT THE WORLD - OR YOU WOULDN'T BE INVOLVED IN SUCH BACKWARD UNEVOLVED EVIL. KILL YOURSELF YOU SUBHUMAN USELESS-EATER.

  • @JustSomePerson888 So you're saying you do do drugs? I can't decipher a fucking word you're saying.

    Give me a bit of evidence for your shitty theory or fuck off.

  • @JustSomePerson888 Wait so we're all the same, just like the world leaders are all lizards yeah?

  • @chriswhiteisawanker - how in the fuck can you think you're the same as someone like me, i've never been what you are - liars about things like chakras yet act like you can make informed points on the topic.

    your kind make the world hell, also, you don't even seem to be aware of your belief system given that satanism is more than aware that chakras and orgone etc exist. kill yourself - a satanist getting tetchy about being told to die?! really.

  • @NWOareScum You people all think I'm a satanist because of a picture. You really are dumbasses.

  • @NWOareScum Also, who the fuck are you?

  • @chriswhiteisawanker - SCUM LIKE YOU COULDN'T HANDLE MEETING ACTUAL-SATAN THAT YOU WORSHIP, YOU'RE SO BACKWARD YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW TRUTH ABOUT DRUGS, AND YOU USE MAINSTREAM LIES TO SUGGEST SANE PEOPLE THAT ARE HONEST MUST BE ON CRACK, YOU'VE NEVER HAD A HIGHER-CHAKRA EXPEREINCE IN YOUR LIFE, AND YOU THINK YOU CAN USE AN UPSIDE-DOWN-PENTAGRAM AND MAGICKS ETC, WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN HANDLE ME POSTING HERE ABOUT YOUR OCCULT-ABUSES IN THE CAPITALIST MATERIALIST WORLD. KILL YOURSELF

  • @JustSomePerson888

    well i thought it was funny.

  • @Boabiegringo - i haven't watched this yet, my original reply that the paedo-satanist-etc replied to included that. it probably is funny, i'd be surprised if it isn't.

  • @JustSomePerson888 I'm not a satanist. Just so you know, and no I've never had a higher chakra experience, because they don't exist when you're not high as a kite. And telling me to kill myself, really? You're so fucking enlightened with your higher chakra bullshit and you go around telling people to kill themselves. Nice one.

    Oh and caps rage is fucking hilarious.

  • I surprised there isn't some offended SNP dude on here claiming prejudice and that the future is an independent Scotland (or some such BS)...

  • @tdp1909

    You read the Telegraph too much. Hardly anyone takes that reaction; and if they do, they're passed off as morons.

  • @Gravatris Not at all - too much Youtube!

  • It's true'n'all. David Tennant is living proof XD

  • too funny. My mom used to call and say "is that you? this is me!" It became the family joke.

  • Scotland, were "get tae fuck!" means "really?"

  • @fearthegeeklord And where "cunt" is a term of endearment!

  • That'll be us sussed then

  • bill bayley is from the past 2000 years to be precise they called him jesus at that time

  • Is it only us Scottish that say "is that you", "well thats me" and "is that you away". I thought all people said that.

  • @MotherTeresa456 - The century has changed since this originally recorded. So of course more and more people are using them. ;-)

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  • Awww we've been sussed, Aww well A'll see you when a see ye then or through the week if a don't see ye through the window haha

  • he does look like a WHO......

  • The BBC should repeat this instead of a new series of Dancing Celebrities Have Ice Factor or whatever... Bill Bailey is a genius!

  • This is one Scot that's going to see him next weekend. :D

  • Well the Jig is up. We're fucked...

  • I think the real question here is

    "Izzat you away?"

  • Bill Bailey's from the future.........years ahead of most comics. But then again get yourself on Ken Dodd's level of comedy and you'll laugh at paint drying...I love the minds of comedy genius'

  • ~Looks at Dr. Who~ . . . . this is all starting to make sense.

  • Thumbs up if you think he's on some dope

  • "a Scot invented time travel." - Yes, and I can tell you which one!

    ... David Tennant. ;)

  • How did we not see this coming!? D:

  • ats me am awa ae

  • Does he have hair? Amazing! lol

  • DOES ANYWON NO WAT THE BEST SHOT GUN IS FOR SHOOTING THE ROBINS IN MY BACK YARD?????

  • @94sFinest I'm telling the RSPCC you are shooting birds, you evil bastard

  • @JasonDolan Are you serious..?

    That's one of the most well-known troll questions on the internet.

    I was just waiting for some unsuspecting person to fall into my trap, and here we are.

  • @94sFinest Of course I am joking!. But you shouldn't make statements like that if you aren't serious of course someone is going to reply back!. Killing animals for fun is not fun it's actually sick and the ones who do it will get their day.

  • I'm scottish and I can say this is true!

  • I'm fae the future! I'm posting this in 2019. I always say "Is that You" and "That'll be me" So hey guys!

  • We spent so much time giving the world it's most important inventions that we neglected ourselves, that's why our food's so crap (exept my mum's cooking), oh and I'm just back from the future so you might like to know that it's a Scot that saves the world, right that's me away noo.

  • But you would think that the Scottish would have had to be brilliant inventors in the first place for them to discover a means of time travel.

  • @ThePirateJesus Try the television, telephone, insulin, penicillin, fridge, flushing toilet, beta blockers, radar, ultrasound, criminal fingerprinting and MRI Scanner to start the ball rolling...

  • @cris54545454 TV was invented by a German, the telephone was invented by an Italian, the flush lavatory was invented by the Chinese.

  • @JSCwrd too true, but Scots are still from the future

  • "Racist undertone"?!

    Same race damnit.

  • Shit ! He knows our secret !

  • @GothicCookiesAndMilk

    Thumbs up for the best username ever.

  • As of the latest news about time travel, people are beginning to demonstrate why it's getting banned? To answer this we have plainly said that the technology isn't perfected yet and somehow only scottish people and corpsemen are able to travel through time this limit timetravelers to specific areas of the world mainly scotland and the dead people of former Romania in the European Republic. This message is sent from the year 2167. You just lost the game and All your base are belong to us! /me

  • AWSOME!!! (and I'm Scottish!!!)

  • och nae ye bas!!!!! ye huv blown ma cover!!!!!!!

  • CONFLICT. COMPROMISE. RESOLUTION. AND NOW THE WEATHER.

    Peeewwwwwwww.... Peeeeewwwww....

  • They're on to us. Get to the Delorean!

  • No one else says that? Never looked at us from the outside in.

    This is a thought upload, converts neurons to text for cross-dimensional YouTube comments, just sayin...

  • @superhamzah85 you make no sense lad

  • @shittyfagg

    I am beyond comprehension to ancient hominids.

  • @superhamzah85 yeah i know

  • I'm Scottish; therefore, I'm from the future. I've invented so much epic shit.

    Mostly everyone in my family says "Is that you?" after we eat in a restaurant or when we're about to leave our house or anything, hahaha! I guess it's just one of the Scots characteristics.

  • i just had a fucking heart attack, christ thats a great laugh

  • That'll be me away then. I'm Scottish and my face hurts from laughing!  I speak to loads of English people at work as well who must think I'm from the future :-D

  • right, that"ll be me away to watch another video :)

  • i for one welcome our new Bil Bailey overlord....

  • We've been compromised 0.o

  • @JamaicanTeeth Rofl at we've been compromised!

  • @JamaicanTeeth hahaha

  • Can you aw calm doon here folks its a video nuhin tae get upset about am scottish nd am no puttin hatin comments u dafty's!!

  • I wonder how he found us out...

  • @bringbackjericho we'll have to send back a cyborg covered in human flesh that'll sort him oot.

  • Hey the 10th doctor did just that!

  • so... Bonny Prince Charlie, a short Italian pretender, came back to show us how it shouldn't be done.

  • and all this time I never suspected some of my best friens were time travellers

  • This comment doesn't exist. Because it's from the future. And hasn't been typed yet.

  • ALBA GU BRATH FREEDOM FOR SCOTLAND

  • booo scotts! the irish like me rule! heres a funny joke about the scotts

    "The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet."

    - Oliver Herford lol :D

  • @CowgirlChicadee The defence rests

  • @CowgirlChicadee That was the worst joke in the history of jokes.... Oh and it's Scots with one T not two.

  • @baseoneTPC actually fyi tht quote was spelled right so scotts is spelled right there....

  • @CowgirlChicadee No, It's Scots. Scott is a name, you fuckwit.

  • @baseoneTPC well guess wht idiot if u type in on google its fine to spell it both ways... u type in ' Do you spell Scots or Scotts ' and the first thing that comes up is... ' did you mean Do you spell Scotts Scotts? '

    IN UR FACE BASEONETPC!

  • @CowgirlChicadee Do you believe everything you read on google? Oh and I'm Scottish, so I think I would know how it's spelled.

  • @baseoneTPC fine u idiot.. believe whtevr u want to... stupid scotts... ILL SPELL IT MY WAY, U SPELL IT URS. idiot.

  • @CowgirlChicadee Can you link me to a good online translator? Cause I never understood one word of what you said there, obviously can't be English.

  • @baseoneTPC wow i get to spell it out... whoo.. you are an IDIOT.. cant you freaking read this now u dumbell?!

  • @baseoneTPC Leave it man she probably doesnt even know how to count her fingers yet

  • @CowgirlChicadee guess what.. THAT WAS ENGLISH. I SAID I WILL SPELL IT MY WAY, YOU CAN SPELL IT YOUR WAY.wow.

  • @baseoneTPC and i said believe what ever you want to

  • @CowgirlChicadee Its scots actually

  • Dammit. He knows our secret. We must go back into the past and make sure he was never born...

  • @Daleksaresupreme1

    Don't start man England wishes.

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  • @Munn1991 England have stolen all the WORK? that's a new one. There's just a much unemployment in the North of England as there is in Scotland. Blame the Chinese, not the English for once.

  • @Munn1991 Can you explain that one? So what, was there a bunch of 'work' in Scotland and then the evil English came and took it south of the border? Are you saying that Scottish businessmen wake up one day and find that their jobs have migrated? 'Sorry mate, you're unempoyed because a British thief dodged over the border, put your job in a bag and then ran off to Croydon'?

  • @SkepticsClaw well it was only a 2 foot wall, we didn't expect it to work that well, it was mainly at the scottish marmot defense league's insistence or SMDL. Scotland had the same appeal as the Falklands: strategic sheep purposes.

  • why wouldn't that make the engles salivate?

  • @Munn1991 Oh do be quiet ya daft wee cunt. Bullshit victim mentality that makes me hate most of my own people. I think you'll find that, much like here, there are fuck all jobs down south as well. We're in the middle of a recession ya fuckin plum. Take yer shitey, regurgitated Alex "Pigfucker" Salmond patter, work on it, and try and comin up with somethin a tad more intelegent than "the English stole our jobs." And stop watchin braveheart, it's fuckin gash.

  • @iterationhex1 R u upset because Rangers got knocked out of europe? :P

  • @iterationhex1 How dare you! Braveheart is a cinematic triumph. It should be used to educate children on Scottish history, such is it's historical accuracy. So I think you should calm down and have a long think about how wrong what you've just said is. Also clean up your language. A lot of it is indecipherable and the bits that are understandable are laced with profanities.

  • @Marcmaceff1996 Bravheart is to cinematic excelence what Maggie Thatcher is to the milk of human kindness.

  • @iterationhex1 I know the last one was a joke. Braveheart is a terrible film and Margaret Thatcher is not a very nice person.

  • @Marcmaceff1996 sorry, WHAT! braveheart is a timeless classic!!!

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  • Hes a better comedy actor than stand-up comedian

  • Ok I love Bill Bailey, but watching this he looks like Rosie O'Donnell with a beard!! WTF?!

  • Aye I am

  • Brilliant, it's true too.

  • I have Scottish in me... what does this mean?

  • @KyoMao You're dating a scottish man and watching Youtube during sex?

  • I'M FROM THE FUTURE. FUCK YES.