@barbs19788 wtf? Miserable? This video and others show that we can joke about with each other without taking offence - or if there is the rare bit of offence taken, it isn't lasting. Like old pals - like a white man can say racist things about his pakistani friend, in a joking way as long as they're not too bad, without getting punched in the face, because he's known him for years
What are you on about you silly little bollock? None of us are arguing and Bill isn't even insulting the Scottish remotely. You'd have to be pretty paranoid to read INSULTS into an Englishman saying "The Scottish are from the future"
The Redcoats were made up of plenty of Lowlanders as well those who joined with them as they went up to Aberdeenshire and then along through Morayshire.
@jcotter1888 True, I dont like folk branding Glasgow folk who support Rangers and Celtic religious. Glasgows the most atheistic city in Europe probably,no one believes in god pretty much, its just a tribal rivalry.How many people in Glasgow pray or anything? None. The R.E teacher is the one who gets terrorised the most. Its the fact the Gov has faith schools and the fact that theres a tradition of supporting a footy team. Sometimes a daft terrorist mob too Culture christians.Thats it. Mongos.
@1984LizardKing If you read my comment again you will see that I agree with you, however, the people that use religion as a basis for their hatred in Glasgow tend to support either Rangers Or Celtic despite not being religious themselves. I am atheist myself.
I'm American, but my gran was Scottish. I don't mean, "Oh, my gran's great grandmother was half Scottish." She was Scottish, she helped raise me, and I find myself saying stuff like this as well. I'm a time traveler and I didn't even know it!
The only folk sae daft as tae mak a hero ootae a drunken French poof, that fucked aff (dressed a' a woman) and left brave men dee'n in agony. Butchered b' the southern traitors and English blades!!!!
@OffyDoavy Butchered by English blades? Pull the other one, was that before or after the two failed Wars of Independance? And your attempt at Scottish slang in typing is shite lol
Do you know how they managed to kill 1500 with the loss of only 50 dead at Culloden?
The redcoats handled the Highland charge by strictly obeying Cumberland's orders to bayonet the attacker to their right. That tactic enabled the bayopnet to avoid the shield of the attacker to the front.
As for Charles Stuart: he spent his days idling round Europe getting pissed.
Noo, awa' an' bile yer heed. You need a new skin, the auld yins a bit peely-wally, laddie. lol
@OffyDoavy Culloden was a civil war, a war of attrition. Hardly England vs Scotland when theres Scots in the governement force is it? Aswell as how many other nationalities fighting? Plenty. Bullshit over religion. Same with Cromwell invasion.
@1984 My original post refers to the Lowland battalions. The Jacobites were mostly Highlanders and even comprised an Engllish battalion,
Of 16 government battalions only 4 were comprised of Lowlanders, the majority were English.
Religion has been the root of most confrontations through the centuries, so I'm with you on that count. Religion, that is, and old, richmen's greed, only satisfied by the slaughter of poor, young men. It is as it was, and ever will it be. Good health.
@echoingheads Really????? I agree that a certain section of society in Glasgow are still stuck in the dark ages. They tend to be Celtic or Rangers fans that hate each other because of their religion when really very few of them are religious. I'm a Celtic fan and I have many Rangers supporting friends who have a modern view of the world and do not hate each other or anyone else. Don't tar us all with the same brush.
@ranbrent - coincidently, Miami also ruined its natural landscape with ugly urbanisation etc due to morons absuing cocaine and other rocket-fuels not intended for moron-usage.
@echoingheads - Frankie Boyle joke about flying into Glasgow Airport, "please put your watches back to the 1970s" - funny, but if only it was true, at least in the 70s scumbags didn't rape all the nature growing around where you live, making Glasgow even more like a hell.
i'll need to watch this. i'm scottish, and there is a cult of satanic masonic scumbags that rape the future regularly and they definitely operate here, this website lets them have 1000000s of sicko channels they stalk people abusively with, so do loads of other websites. & one reason the stalk me is cause i'm reincarnated and do actually recall it and some past work on shit like time-travel....which is no big deal btw. just part of the soul-prison scam that ruined this reality...
@chriswhiteisawanker - WHAT THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT DRUGS YOU LITTLE MENTAL MIDGET, FUCK ALL. YOUR KIND ONLY KNOW HOW TO ABUSE THEM, WHICH IS WHY REALITY I WROTE ABOUT - THE SAME COMSPIRACY YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY SATANS BITCH IN OR YOU WOULND'T CONTRADICT IT - IS WAY BEYOND YOU. INTERESTING HOW YOU SCUM ARE IN THINGS SO COMPLEX, YET YOU UNDERSTAND NOTHING ABOUT THE WORLD - OR YOU WOULDN'T BE INVOLVED IN SUCH BACKWARD UNEVOLVED EVIL. KILL YOURSELF YOU SUBHUMAN USELESS-EATER.
@chriswhiteisawanker - how in the fuck can you think you're the same as someone like me, i've never been what you are - liars about things like chakras yet act like you can make informed points on the topic.
your kind make the world hell, also, you don't even seem to be aware of your belief system given that satanism is more than aware that chakras and orgone etc exist. kill yourself - a satanist getting tetchy about being told to die?! really.
@chriswhiteisawanker - i'm the same person as who you originally satanically attacked here.
fair enough as to your picture, but why use a Leviathan Hebrew image then, when your post to me here does indicate you're the same faggot that posts 'hail satan' etc from tonnes of other channels.....
btw if you put the upright pentagram along with that one, you get your 10 sephiroths and the full-on Jesus Leviathan experience. Pentagrammaton, remember it.
@chriswhiteisawanker - SCUM LIKE YOU COULDN'T HANDLE MEETING ACTUAL-SATAN THAT YOU WORSHIP, YOU'RE SO BACKWARD YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW TRUTH ABOUT DRUGS, AND YOU USE MAINSTREAM LIES TO SUGGEST SANE PEOPLE THAT ARE HONEST MUST BE ON CRACK, YOU'VE NEVER HAD A HIGHER-CHAKRA EXPEREINCE IN YOUR LIFE, AND YOU THINK YOU CAN USE AN UPSIDE-DOWN-PENTAGRAM AND MAGICKS ETC, WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN HANDLE ME POSTING HERE ABOUT YOUR OCCULT-ABUSES IN THE CAPITALIST MATERIALIST WORLD. KILL YOURSELF
@Boabiegringo - i haven't watched this yet, my original reply that the paedo-satanist-etc replied to included that. it probably is funny, i'd be surprised if it isn't.
@JustSomePerson888 I'm not a satanist. Just so you know, and no I've never had a higher chakra experience, because they don't exist when you're not high as a kite. And telling me to kill myself, really? You're so fucking enlightened with your higher chakra bullshit and you go around telling people to kill themselves. Nice one.
@chriswhiteisawanker - chakras don't exist?! where do they manufacture scum like you. if only we knew, then it'd be much easier to wipe out your satanic infidel species. you know so little you don't even comprehend the magnitude of what you aren't aware of - nor that you seek to comment upon things you have no understanding of at all.
Bill Bailey's from the future.........years ahead of most comics. But then again get yourself on Ken Dodd's level of comedy and you'll laugh at paint drying...I love the minds of comedy genius'
Im From Scotland, and i dont know anyone who plays the bagpipes, eats haggis, or wears a kilt unless its a wedding. "ENGLISH BASTARDS" - KEVIN BRIDGES haha
@94sFinest Of course I am joking!. But you shouldn't make statements like that if you aren't serious of course someone is going to reply back!. Killing animals for fun is not fun it's actually sick and the ones who do it will get their day.
We spent so much time giving the world it's most important inventions that we neglected ourselves, that's why our food's so crap (exept my mum's cooking), oh and I'm just back from the future so you might like to know that it's a Scot that saves the world, right that's me away noo.
As of the latest news about time travel, people are beginning to demonstrate why it's getting banned? To answer this we have plainly said that the technology isn't perfected yet and somehow only scottish people and corpsemen are able to travel through time this limit timetravelers to specific areas of the world mainly scotland and the dead people of former Romania in the European Republic. This message is sent from the year 2167. You just lost the game and All your base are belong to us! /me
I'm Scottish; therefore, I'm from the future. I've invented so much epic shit.
Mostly everyone in my family says "Is that you?" after we eat in a restaurant or when we're about to leave our house or anything, hahaha! I guess it's just one of the Scots characteristics.
That'll be me away then. I'm Scottish and my face hurts from laughing! I speak to loads of English people at work as well who must think I'm from the future :-D
@baseoneTPC well guess wht idiot if u type in on google its fine to spell it both ways... u type in ' Do you spell Scots or Scotts ' and the first thing that comes up is... ' did you mean Do you spell Scotts Scotts? '
@Munn1991 England have stolen all the WORK? that's a new one. There's just a much unemployment in the North of England as there is in Scotland. Blame the Chinese, not the English for once.
@Munn1991 Can you explain that one? So what, was there a bunch of 'work' in Scotland and then the evil English came and took it south of the border? Are you saying that Scottish businessmen wake up one day and find that their jobs have migrated? 'Sorry mate, you're unempoyed because a British thief dodged over the border, put your job in a bag and then ran off to Croydon'?
@SkepticsClaw well it was only a 2 foot wall, we didn't expect it to work that well, it was mainly at the scottish marmot defense league's insistence or SMDL. Scotland had the same appeal as the Falklands: strategic sheep purposes.
@Munn1991 Oh do be quiet ya daft wee cunt. Bullshit victim mentality that makes me hate most of my own people. I think you'll find that, much like here, there are fuck all jobs down south as well. We're in the middle of a recession ya fuckin plum. Take yer shitey, regurgitated Alex "Pigfucker" Salmond patter, work on it, and try and comin up with somethin a tad more intelegent than "the English stole our jobs." And stop watchin braveheart, it's fuckin gash.
@iterationhex1 How dare you! Braveheart is a cinematic triumph. It should be used to educate children on Scottish history, such is it's historical accuracy. So I think you should calm down and have a long think about how wrong what you've just said is. Also clean up your language. A lot of it is indecipherable and the bits that are understandable are laced with profanities.
Im Scottish and I found it funny. Not at all racist.
john5000ize 1 week ago
Classic, and so true. And yes, i'm Scottish!
woodenspoonlover 1 week ago
That'll be me away to the next video.
TheCommie25101917 1 week ago
Aw man, too funny
theDEEKeffect 1 week ago
Pretty sure this was filmed here in Glasgow....
RossOfKintyre 2 weeks ago
Karen Gillan is from a future where they've perfected genetic engineering. It's the only explanation.
StKildaFan 2 weeks ago 2
conflict wa wa wa wa wa wa wa compromise waawawawawawawawa resolution awawawawawa
RusPrusFucktheWorld 2 weeks ago
Well I'm Scottish, and that'll be me peeing ma breeks with laughter at Bill Bailey!
gkeyuk 2 weeks ago
And this - THIS - is the reason why David Tennant is the real doctor
EvesInParadise 1 month ago 8
so much funnier if your from scotland xD
BoulderSholders 1 month ago
@BoulderSholders dinnae ye mean if yer fae Scotland? :D
TrueBritishPatriots 1 month ago 3
@TrueBritishPatriots Aye that yin :D
BoulderSholders 1 month ago
ffs all u miserable english and scottish cunts get over yourselves. it was 500 years ago bury the fucking hatchet
barbs19788 1 month ago 2
@barbs19788 no it wasn't.
omgpaulthompson 1 month ago
@barbs19788 wtf? Miserable? This video and others show that we can joke about with each other without taking offence - or if there is the rare bit of offence taken, it isn't lasting. Like old pals - like a white man can say racist things about his pakistani friend, in a joking way as long as they're not too bad, without getting punched in the face, because he's known him for years
TrueBritishPatriots 1 month ago
@barbs19788
What are you on about you silly little bollock? None of us are arguing and Bill isn't even insulting the Scottish remotely. You'd have to be pretty paranoid to read INSULTS into an Englishman saying "The Scottish are from the future"
IAmCaptainMarvel 1 month ago 2
Yaaaas! fucking brilliant.Am scottish and i couldnt stop laughing. i LOVE bill bailey, why didnt i know about these episodes before :D
ancientqueen13 1 month ago 5
hahahahahahaaahahahahaa priceless
gaylecmful 1 month ago
The Redcoats were made up of plenty of Lowlanders as well those who joined with them as they went up to Aberdeenshire and then along through Morayshire.
Dykeolicous 1 month ago
I'm scottish. where are the "slightly racist undertones"??? get a grip.
chickensw 1 month ago 5
Anyway, enough squabbling. Bill Bailey.......Oor Wullie! Gotta love him.
OffyDoavy 1 month ago
Aw Bill - we love you! xxx Hoots mon!
sprinklefairydust 2 months ago
@jcotter1888 True, I dont like folk branding Glasgow folk who support Rangers and Celtic religious. Glasgows the most atheistic city in Europe probably,no one believes in god pretty much, its just a tribal rivalry.How many people in Glasgow pray or anything? None. The R.E teacher is the one who gets terrorised the most. Its the fact the Gov has faith schools and the fact that theres a tradition of supporting a footy team. Sometimes a daft terrorist mob too Culture christians.Thats it. Mongos.
1984LizardKing 2 months ago
@1984LizardKing If you read my comment again you will see that I agree with you, however, the people that use religion as a basis for their hatred in Glasgow tend to support either Rangers Or Celtic despite not being religious themselves. I am atheist myself.
jcotter1888 2 months ago
I'm American, but my gran was Scottish. I don't mean, "Oh, my gran's great grandmother was half Scottish." She was Scottish, she helped raise me, and I find myself saying stuff like this as well. I'm a time traveler and I didn't even know it!
irkofan 2 months ago
scottish even. who messed up my keyboard? arghh scottish wife stuck a haggis in it agin
DarkVillager 2 months ago
awesome bill. my wife is scorrish and its all so true ! .
DarkVillager 2 months ago
Oh shite, round up the Irn-Bru and get in the Time machine
FFAScotland 2 months ago 5
@hildegain
I'm not talking about Bill Bailey. I am referring to the comments a fellow youtuber. I think bill bailey's humour is excellent.
jcotter1888 2 months ago
The only folk sae daft as tae mak a hero ootae a drunken French poof, that fucked aff (dressed a' a woman) and left brave men dee'n in agony. Butchered b' the southern traitors and English blades!!!!
OffyDoavy 2 months ago
@OffyDoavy Butchered by English blades? Pull the other one, was that before or after the two failed Wars of Independance? And your attempt at Scottish slang in typing is shite lol
1984LizardKing 2 months ago
@1984LizardKing.
Do you know how they managed to kill 1500 with the loss of only 50 dead at Culloden?
The redcoats handled the Highland charge by strictly obeying Cumberland's orders to bayonet the attacker to their right. That tactic enabled the bayopnet to avoid the shield of the attacker to the front.
As for Charles Stuart: he spent his days idling round Europe getting pissed.
Noo, awa' an' bile yer heed. You need a new skin, the auld yins a bit peely-wally, laddie. lol
OffyDoavy 2 months ago
@OffyDoavy Culloden was a civil war, a war of attrition. Hardly England vs Scotland when theres Scots in the governement force is it? Aswell as how many other nationalities fighting? Plenty. Bullshit over religion. Same with Cromwell invasion.
1984LizardKing 2 months ago
@1984 My original post refers to the Lowland battalions. The Jacobites were mostly Highlanders and even comprised an Engllish battalion,
Of 16 government battalions only 4 were comprised of Lowlanders, the majority were English.
Religion has been the root of most confrontations through the centuries, so I'm with you on that count. Religion, that is, and old, richmen's greed, only satisfied by the slaughter of poor, young men. It is as it was, and ever will it be. Good health.
OffyDoavy 2 months ago
Hilarious !!
soundspur 2 months ago
Scotland....The only place a sport involves throwing trees
ranbrent 2 months ago 2
lol i remember watching this next year
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1nikg 2 months ago
On the contrary Bill, if you go to Glasgow you'll find yourself transported back around 100 years.
echoingheads 2 months ago
@echoingheads Really????? I agree that a certain section of society in Glasgow are still stuck in the dark ages. They tend to be Celtic or Rangers fans that hate each other because of their religion when really very few of them are religious. I'm a Celtic fan and I have many Rangers supporting friends who have a modern view of the world and do not hate each other or anyone else. Don't tar us all with the same brush.
jcotter1888 2 months ago
@jcotter1888 Tarring you all with the same brush isn't really what he did, he named the place and not the populous.
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1984LizardKing 2 months ago
@echoingheads Glasgow was ranked 55 in the most liveable places in the world....That's beating Miami which came in 56.....Just saying.
ranbrent 2 months ago
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@ranbrent - coincidently, Miami also ruined its natural landscape with ugly urbanisation etc due to morons absuing cocaine and other rocket-fuels not intended for moron-usage.
NWOareScum 2 months ago
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@echoingheads - Frankie Boyle joke about flying into Glasgow Airport, "please put your watches back to the 1970s" - funny, but if only it was true, at least in the 70s scumbags didn't rape all the nature growing around where you live, making Glasgow even more like a hell.
NWOareScum 2 months ago
David tennent gave me a lift :P
SamWatsonTV 2 months ago
Hes awfy funny is oor Bill? :-)
BlueITagain 2 months ago
i'll need to watch this. i'm scottish, and there is a cult of satanic masonic scumbags that rape the future regularly and they definitely operate here, this website lets them have 1000000s of sicko channels they stalk people abusively with, so do loads of other websites. & one reason the stalk me is cause i'm reincarnated and do actually recall it and some past work on shit like time-travel....which is no big deal btw. just part of the soul-prison scam that ruined this reality...
JustSomePerson888 2 months ago
@JustSomePerson888 Shut up and put the crack pipe down.
chriswhiteisawanker 2 months ago 2
@chriswhiteisawanker - WHAT THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT DRUGS YOU LITTLE MENTAL MIDGET, FUCK ALL. YOUR KIND ONLY KNOW HOW TO ABUSE THEM, WHICH IS WHY REALITY I WROTE ABOUT - THE SAME COMSPIRACY YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY SATANS BITCH IN OR YOU WOULND'T CONTRADICT IT - IS WAY BEYOND YOU. INTERESTING HOW YOU SCUM ARE IN THINGS SO COMPLEX, YET YOU UNDERSTAND NOTHING ABOUT THE WORLD - OR YOU WOULDN'T BE INVOLVED IN SUCH BACKWARD UNEVOLVED EVIL. KILL YOURSELF YOU SUBHUMAN USELESS-EATER.
JustSomePerson888 2 months ago
@JustSomePerson888 So you're saying you do do drugs? I can't decipher a fucking word you're saying.
Give me a bit of evidence for your shitty theory or fuck off.
chriswhiteisawanker 2 months ago
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JustSomePerson888 2 months ago
@JustSomePerson888 Wait so we're all the same, just like the world leaders are all lizards yeah?
chriswhiteisawanker 2 months ago
@chriswhiteisawanker - how in the fuck can you think you're the same as someone like me, i've never been what you are - liars about things like chakras yet act like you can make informed points on the topic.
your kind make the world hell, also, you don't even seem to be aware of your belief system given that satanism is more than aware that chakras and orgone etc exist. kill yourself - a satanist getting tetchy about being told to die?! really.
NWOareScum 2 months ago
@NWOareScum You people all think I'm a satanist because of a picture. You really are dumbasses.
chriswhiteisawanker 2 months ago
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@chriswhiteisawanker - i'm the same person as who you originally satanically attacked here.
fair enough as to your picture, but why use a Leviathan Hebrew image then, when your post to me here does indicate you're the same faggot that posts 'hail satan' etc from tonnes of other channels.....
btw if you put the upright pentagram along with that one, you get your 10 sephiroths and the full-on Jesus Leviathan experience. Pentagrammaton, remember it.
probably still k.y. tho
NWOareScum 2 months ago
@NWOareScum Also, who the fuck are you?
chriswhiteisawanker 2 months ago
@chriswhiteisawanker - SCUM LIKE YOU COULDN'T HANDLE MEETING ACTUAL-SATAN THAT YOU WORSHIP, YOU'RE SO BACKWARD YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW TRUTH ABOUT DRUGS, AND YOU USE MAINSTREAM LIES TO SUGGEST SANE PEOPLE THAT ARE HONEST MUST BE ON CRACK, YOU'VE NEVER HAD A HIGHER-CHAKRA EXPEREINCE IN YOUR LIFE, AND YOU THINK YOU CAN USE AN UPSIDE-DOWN-PENTAGRAM AND MAGICKS ETC, WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN HANDLE ME POSTING HERE ABOUT YOUR OCCULT-ABUSES IN THE CAPITALIST MATERIALIST WORLD. KILL YOURSELF
JustSomePerson888 2 months ago
@JustSomePerson888
well i thought it was funny.
Boabiegringo 2 months ago
@Boabiegringo - i haven't watched this yet, my original reply that the paedo-satanist-etc replied to included that. it probably is funny, i'd be surprised if it isn't.
JustSomePerson888 2 months ago
@JustSomePerson888 I'm not a satanist. Just so you know, and no I've never had a higher chakra experience, because they don't exist when you're not high as a kite. And telling me to kill myself, really? You're so fucking enlightened with your higher chakra bullshit and you go around telling people to kill themselves. Nice one.
Oh and caps rage is fucking hilarious.
chriswhiteisawanker 2 months ago
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@chriswhiteisawanker - chakras don't exist?! where do they manufacture scum like you. if only we knew, then it'd be much easier to wipe out your satanic infidel species. you know so little you don't even comprehend the magnitude of what you aren't aware of - nor that you seek to comment upon things you have no understanding of at all.
k.y.
JustSomePerson888 2 months ago
I surprised there isn't some offended SNP dude on here claiming prejudice and that the future is an independent Scotland (or some such BS)...
tdp1909 2 months ago in playlist Stand-Up
@tdp1909
You read the Telegraph too much. Hardly anyone takes that reaction; and if they do, they're passed off as morons.
Gravatris 2 months ago
@Gravatris Not at all - too much Youtube!
tdp1909 2 months ago
It's true'n'all. David Tennant is living proof XD
Anglomachian 2 months ago
too funny. My mom used to call and say "is that you? this is me!" It became the family joke.
CUITKIN 3 months ago
Scotland, were "get tae fuck!" means "really?"
fearthegeeklord 3 months ago 66
@fearthegeeklord And where "cunt" is a term of endearment!
LaFemmeMorte 3 months ago
That'll be us sussed then
BetterThanMeOfCourse 3 months ago
bill bayley is from the past 2000 years to be precise they called him jesus at that time
MrApple712 3 months ago 2
Is it only us Scottish that say "is that you", "well thats me" and "is that you away". I thought all people said that.
MotherTeresa456 3 months ago
@MotherTeresa456 - The century has changed since this originally recorded. So of course more and more people are using them. ;-)
ecafssot 2 months ago
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MotherTeresa456 3 months ago
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lol, well thats me away.
BigWookieJed1 3 months ago
Awww we've been sussed, Aww well A'll see you when a see ye then or through the week if a don't see ye through the window haha
Eellenne 3 months ago
he does look like a WHO......
leylakurda 3 months ago
The BBC should repeat this instead of a new series of Dancing Celebrities Have Ice Factor or whatever... Bill Bailey is a genius!
Roadkilldemon 3 months ago 4
This is one Scot that's going to see him next weekend. :D
ViscaBarcaInter 3 months ago
Well the Jig is up. We're fucked...
MrAJSavage 3 months ago
I think the real question here is
"Izzat you away?"
Saaunn 3 months ago
Bill Bailey's from the future.........years ahead of most comics. But then again get yourself on Ken Dodd's level of comedy and you'll laugh at paint drying...I love the minds of comedy genius'
choochoodacat 3 months ago 2
~Looks at Dr. Who~ . . . . this is all starting to make sense.
Shugo5775 4 months ago 6
Thumbs up if you think he's on some dope
FuunyStuuf1 4 months ago
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Im From Scotland, and i dont know anyone who plays the bagpipes, eats haggis, or wears a kilt unless its a wedding. "ENGLISH BASTARDS" - KEVIN BRIDGES haha
RSRGAMES 4 months ago
"a Scot invented time travel." - Yes, and I can tell you which one!
... David Tennant. ;)
StarryEyedAngel 4 months ago 6
How did we not see this coming!? D:
Physiophobic 4 months ago
ats me am awa ae
SauzeeGod 4 months ago
Does he have hair? Amazing! lol
WorldOfLove2 4 months ago
DOES ANYWON NO WAT THE BEST SHOT GUN IS FOR SHOOTING THE ROBINS IN MY BACK YARD?????
94sFinest 4 months ago
@94sFinest I'm telling the RSPCC you are shooting birds, you evil bastard
JasonDolan 4 months ago
@JasonDolan Are you serious..?
That's one of the most well-known troll questions on the internet.
I was just waiting for some unsuspecting person to fall into my trap, and here we are.
94sFinest 4 months ago
@94sFinest Of course I am joking!. But you shouldn't make statements like that if you aren't serious of course someone is going to reply back!. Killing animals for fun is not fun it's actually sick and the ones who do it will get their day.
JasonDolan 4 months ago
I'm scottish and I can say this is true!
superraptor65 4 months ago 4
I'm fae the future! I'm posting this in 2019. I always say "Is that You" and "That'll be me" So hey guys!
NeonBlackout1 4 months ago
We spent so much time giving the world it's most important inventions that we neglected ourselves, that's why our food's so crap (exept my mum's cooking), oh and I'm just back from the future so you might like to know that it's a Scot that saves the world, right that's me away noo.
MrNzzo 4 months ago
But you would think that the Scottish would have had to be brilliant inventors in the first place for them to discover a means of time travel.
ThePirateJesus 5 months ago
@ThePirateJesus Try the television, telephone, insulin, penicillin, fridge, flushing toilet, beta blockers, radar, ultrasound, criminal fingerprinting and MRI Scanner to start the ball rolling...
cris54545454 4 months ago
@cris54545454 TV was invented by a German, the telephone was invented by an Italian, the flush lavatory was invented by the Chinese.
JSCwrd 4 months ago
@JSCwrd too true, but Scots are still from the future
robsargent4 3 months ago
"Racist undertone"?!
Same race damnit.
Metalheadyup 5 months ago 7
Shit ! He knows our secret !
GothicCookiesAndMilk 5 months ago 156
@GothicCookiesAndMilk
Thumbs up for the best username ever.
colmonhs 4 months ago
As of the latest news about time travel, people are beginning to demonstrate why it's getting banned? To answer this we have plainly said that the technology isn't perfected yet and somehow only scottish people and corpsemen are able to travel through time this limit timetravelers to specific areas of the world mainly scotland and the dead people of former Romania in the European Republic. This message is sent from the year 2167. You just lost the game and All your base are belong to us! /me
livedandletdie 5 months ago
AWSOME!!! (and I'm Scottish!!!)
thenumpty100 5 months ago 6
och nae ye bas!!!!! ye huv blown ma cover!!!!!!!
ivor1689 5 months ago 3
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OMG lol I'm Scottish and my face hurts from laughing!
MsOneiroi77 5 months ago
CONFLICT. COMPROMISE. RESOLUTION. AND NOW THE WEATHER.
Peeewwwwwwww.... Peeeeewwwww....
jenlowe0010 5 months ago 2
They're on to us. Get to the Delorean!
matthill14 5 months ago 4
No one else says that? Never looked at us from the outside in.
This is a thought upload, converts neurons to text for cross-dimensional YouTube comments, just sayin...
superhamzah85 5 months ago
@superhamzah85 you make no sense lad
shittyfagg 5 months ago
@shittyfagg
I am beyond comprehension to ancient hominids.
superhamzah85 5 months ago
@superhamzah85 yeah i know
shittyfagg 5 months ago
I'm Scottish; therefore, I'm from the future. I've invented so much epic shit.
Mostly everyone in my family says "Is that you?" after we eat in a restaurant or when we're about to leave our house or anything, hahaha! I guess it's just one of the Scots characteristics.
klm1760 6 months ago 5
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i just had a fucking heart attack, christ thats a great laugh
0010110100 6 months ago
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i just had a fucking heart attack, christ thats a great laugh
0010110100 6 months ago
i just had a fucking heart attack, christ thats a great laugh
0010110100 6 months ago
That'll be me away then. I'm Scottish and my face hurts from laughing! I speak to loads of English people at work as well who must think I'm from the future :-D
Dicegirl13 6 months ago
right, that"ll be me away to watch another video :)
tonicstu 6 months ago
i for one welcome our new Bil Bailey overlord....
Richierua 6 months ago
We've been compromised 0.o
JamaicanTeeth 6 months ago 6
@JamaicanTeeth Rofl at we've been compromised!
reprovo 6 months ago
@JamaicanTeeth hahaha
matthewcowievideos 6 months ago
Can you aw calm doon here folks its a video nuhin tae get upset about am scottish nd am no puttin hatin comments u dafty's!!
angelandie123 6 months ago
I wonder how he found us out...
bringbackjericho 6 months ago 66
@bringbackjericho we'll have to send back a cyborg covered in human flesh that'll sort him oot.
MsOneiroi77 5 months ago
Hey the 10th doctor did just that!
seanolly 7 months ago
so... Bonny Prince Charlie, a short Italian pretender, came back to show us how it shouldn't be done.
sexkev1001 7 months ago
and all this time I never suspected some of my best friens were time travellers
magickmogwai 7 months ago
This comment doesn't exist. Because it's from the future. And hasn't been typed yet.
MrNinjaFish 7 months ago
ALBA GU BRATH FREEDOM FOR SCOTLAND
BILLBO4RD 7 months ago
booo scotts! the irish like me rule! heres a funny joke about the scotts
"The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet."
- Oliver Herford lol :D
CowgirlChicadee 8 months ago
@CowgirlChicadee The defence rests
keflar5 8 months ago
@CowgirlChicadee That was the worst joke in the history of jokes.... Oh and it's Scots with one T not two.
baseoneTPC 8 months ago
@baseoneTPC actually fyi tht quote was spelled right so scotts is spelled right there....
CowgirlChicadee 8 months ago
@CowgirlChicadee No, It's Scots. Scott is a name, you fuckwit.
baseoneTPC 7 months ago
@baseoneTPC well guess wht idiot if u type in on google its fine to spell it both ways... u type in ' Do you spell Scots or Scotts ' and the first thing that comes up is... ' did you mean Do you spell Scotts Scotts? '
IN UR FACE BASEONETPC!
CowgirlChicadee 7 months ago
@CowgirlChicadee Do you believe everything you read on google? Oh and I'm Scottish, so I think I would know how it's spelled.
baseoneTPC 7 months ago
@baseoneTPC fine u idiot.. believe whtevr u want to... stupid scotts... ILL SPELL IT MY WAY, U SPELL IT URS. idiot.
CowgirlChicadee 7 months ago
@CowgirlChicadee Can you link me to a good online translator? Cause I never understood one word of what you said there, obviously can't be English.
baseoneTPC 7 months ago
@baseoneTPC wow i get to spell it out... whoo.. you are an IDIOT.. cant you freaking read this now u dumbell?!
CowgirlChicadee 7 months ago
@baseoneTPC Leave it man she probably doesnt even know how to count her fingers yet
Munn1991 7 months ago
@CowgirlChicadee guess what.. THAT WAS ENGLISH. I SAID I WILL SPELL IT MY WAY, YOU CAN SPELL IT YOUR WAY.wow.
CowgirlChicadee 7 months ago
@baseoneTPC and i said believe what ever you want to
CowgirlChicadee 7 months ago
@CowgirlChicadee Its scots actually
Munn1991 7 months ago
Dammit. He knows our secret. We must go back into the past and make sure he was never born...
JimmyScene69 8 months ago
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Daleksaresupreme1 8 months ago
@Daleksaresupreme1
Don't start man England wishes.
headache42 8 months ago
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Munn1991 7 months ago
@Munn1991 England have stolen all the WORK? that's a new one. There's just a much unemployment in the North of England as there is in Scotland. Blame the Chinese, not the English for once.
tommyboomboom 7 months ago 3
@Munn1991 Can you explain that one? So what, was there a bunch of 'work' in Scotland and then the evil English came and took it south of the border? Are you saying that Scottish businessmen wake up one day and find that their jobs have migrated? 'Sorry mate, you're unempoyed because a British thief dodged over the border, put your job in a bag and then ran off to Croydon'?
SkepticsClaw 7 months ago
@SkepticsClaw well it was only a 2 foot wall, we didn't expect it to work that well, it was mainly at the scottish marmot defense league's insistence or SMDL. Scotland had the same appeal as the Falklands: strategic sheep purposes.
jasonechaffin 7 months ago
why wouldn't that make the engles salivate?
jasonechaffin 7 months ago
@Munn1991 Oh do be quiet ya daft wee cunt. Bullshit victim mentality that makes me hate most of my own people. I think you'll find that, much like here, there are fuck all jobs down south as well. We're in the middle of a recession ya fuckin plum. Take yer shitey, regurgitated Alex "Pigfucker" Salmond patter, work on it, and try and comin up with somethin a tad more intelegent than "the English stole our jobs." And stop watchin braveheart, it's fuckin gash.
iterationhex1 7 months ago 6
@iterationhex1 R u upset because Rangers got knocked out of europe? :P
in3x 6 months ago
@iterationhex1 How dare you! Braveheart is a cinematic triumph. It should be used to educate children on Scottish history, such is it's historical accuracy. So I think you should calm down and have a long think about how wrong what you've just said is. Also clean up your language. A lot of it is indecipherable and the bits that are understandable are laced with profanities.
Marcmaceff1996 6 months ago
@Marcmaceff1996 Bravheart is to cinematic excelence what Maggie Thatcher is to the milk of human kindness.
iterationhex1 6 months ago
@iterationhex1 I know the last one was a joke. Braveheart is a terrible film and Margaret Thatcher is not a very nice person.
Marcmaceff1996 6 months ago
@Marcmaceff1996 sorry, WHAT! braveheart is a timeless classic!!!
MrStephenJBarr 6 months ago
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angelandie123 6 months ago
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Thumbs up if you watch this in 2020...
Siska0Robert 8 months ago
Hes a better comedy actor than stand-up comedian
necrosyther 9 months ago
Ok I love Bill Bailey, but watching this he looks like Rosie O'Donnell with a beard!! WTF?!
Sandra377 10 months ago
Aye I am
293951 10 months ago
Brilliant, it's true too.
segano1 1 year ago
I have Scottish in me... what does this mean?
KyoMao 1 year ago 2
@KyoMao You're dating a scottish man and watching Youtube during sex?
TheAbsorbant 1 year ago 10
I'M FROM THE FUTURE. FUCK YES.
MattLoaf92 1 year ago 4