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  • that is crack up at the end awww... shit!

  • Aww...shut...

  • ohhhh shit! haha

  • if ur in chch like

  • hahahaha! aww....shit

  • lol. Na u cant bro. Oh why? No Hands... Aww Shit!

  • what's the bet that all the dislikes are Kiwi bru's

  • Haha i just had to keep replaying "awhh shut"

  • 77 people are gunna rot in hell, good luck ass holes!!!

  • Awwh... Shit.

  • Oh shit

  • i whipped my friend witn a towel and then we started making out hehe

  • Love this :D Cheers guys!

  • Dudes if u can't say anything nice don't say anything at all. Nz has gone through a rough time at the moment especially christcurch so just let irks be happy please and stop trying to interior that! Lives have already been crushed enough without ur help!!

  • Dudes if u cant aha anything nice don't say anything at all. Ms

  • THAT WHALE WOULD BE A HORRIBLE BASE BALL PLAYER

  • oh shit

  • This is awesome guys

  • oh shit!!

  • LOL

  • we say ben not bin u retard a bin is where the rubbish goes!

  • @megz677 ok in full queens english, just for you "Fuck Off"

  • in the japanese version of this would include a seagull hunting a whale while conversing

  • @SlyDragoon16 LOL good call

  • All good

  • LOL!!!

    

  • @LexusBrianna893

    awesome!!!!!!

  • i saw this vid on a kids channel, i got so exited thinking it was the original version...still awsome tho :D

  • lol

  • @devilspeek ...i wasnt one of the people that disliked this.. but maybe the reason they disliked it was because they dislike the earthquake.. not neccisarily the video:) just sayin.

  • It's sad cause my 3 year old sister saw this on a kids show and now she is saying ohhhh shit

  • oiuyccUhI

  • Great bru

  • hey to all to those 71 people that dislike this go to hell how would you feel if an earthquake went through your town and destroyed not only the buildings but lives

  • @devilspeek dont feed the trolls mate, Australia is with you guys and still helping hopefully, thats all that matters

  • @blanme power do u live in nz?

  • Another cool way to help is BIG LITTLE CITY ONLINE AUCTION

    Google search "Big Little City Christchurch"

    Basically doing an online auction of awesome items donated from businesses right across New Zealand for the Red Cross.

  • whats a beached whale got to do with kiwis and the price of milk. Anyway will be sending canned food and blankets tomorrow.

  • I'm from Christchurch and was there when the earthquake(s) hit. This video is amazing, it shows our true "we'll be right" kiwi nature. Love it too bits. Thank you for putting a smile on my face <3

  • Awesome cause.! luv for all affected by CHCH earthquakes!

  • Haha saw this on tv

  • Ahahaha, i love it, but dnt dis Maoris bro, not cool ;) Im a maori and we dnt talk like tht !

  • megz677 learn how to "spell" before making comments

  • He says shit at the end , nice love there

  • when he said u cant help i thought he was gonna say cos ur beached az

  • God defend New Zealand, well if god doesn't, Australia will! stick in there mates

  • As a chch resident this made me laugh thanks for helping us out!! I am glad that everyone keen to help us xxx thanks

  • HAHA! @skinnydogkew

  • @Delahbaby what?

  • How could 70 people dislike this? The Christchurch earthquake has been a terrible tragedy for my country, and the fact so many people could be so disrespectful as to dislike an iconic Kiwi image with the message of helping those affected is digusting. Our hearts go out to to Chch.

  • search up TheWhiteRabbitube "Falling Through" for an awesome kiwi band with a really cool tribute song to ChCh.

  • @megaspaghetti1 learn how to shut up and accept a innocent and good thing, your nothing more the a vain person behind a computer.

  • that is a pretty shitty nz accent right there, but you know 'Aussies, no surprises there'

  • @SuperCoatrack lol this was made by new zealanders..... guess u just made urself look pretty stupid

  • @RetrOShOck27 Aussies produce this program for the ABC mate.

  • @skinnydogkew aaaargh ur rite, my apologies supercoatrack

  • Normally I would let this go because it's a "kiwi thing". But I honestly have to point out that I found this Beached Whale post far too mocking considering the severity of the quake. Considering those who have been trapped and had their "hands", legs or whatever cut off to save their lives... mmm. Although I know it wasn't intended that way - I am a public relations professional - I just don't think we can't afford to be light about this tragedy in any way, shape or form.

  • @MegaSpaghetti1 You are a dumb motherfucker, who speaks without thinking, or doing any background research. And you also have no sense of humour.

  • @skinnydogkew you are quite simply uneducated and emotional.

  • @skinnydogkew you are quite simply uneducated and emotional.

  • @skinnydogkew Look dick he is looking out for Christchurch yu fuking stupid dick fuk .. why would you say something so fuked up .. go kill yurself prick ..

  • @newbrittany No you idiot... this video is looking after Chrischurch. How could he badmouth a video that is attempting to raise money to help people affected by a natural disaster.

    This video is effective because this is a popular television program on the Abc is Australia and it is a good way to reach the masses and get Australians to donate. You haters need to pull your heads out of the sand and have a little think or do some research before you shoot your stupid mouths off. Peace.

  • @MegaSpaghetti1 Public Relations Specialist... just another Ivory Tower twat who has "studied" human interactions... this is real people giving a real message that other real people can appreciate..

  • @MegaSpaghetti1

    As someone who lives in christchurch I could not disagree with you more. This vid is a positive and contructive way of raising money for people who need it. If people find a video about raising money for charity offensive they are idiots and people need to stop worrying about all the pc bullshit and do what they can to help. And btw you should maybe consider a new job judgeing by all the negative comments aimed towards you.

  • Boy in this time of need - this video gave me a smile.... thanks guys.

  • @USA3395 dickhead. ye but we aint a rich country either. its going to cost like 16 billion dollars

  • uhm new zealanders dont aktually speak like this only the bad as moaris

  • @megz677 'the bad ad maoris' Whatever, many of the people who speak like that over here are from the Pacific Islands. I know many Maori people with perfect pronunciation. People speak in that way to fit in.

  • @megz677 Racist dude. I know Maori's who speak fine

  • @Tiarcis It is not racist to impersonate an accent

  • @megz677 Racist~ (you can't spell anyway haha!!)

  • @megz677 Actually* Nga Maori*... Just saying...

    And clearly this is an exaggeration of New Zealanders accents...

  • @megz677 lol u say we dont speak bad andu sed moaris lol

  • @megz677 lol the kiwi's have accents too, if anything they shit me up the wall.

    my name is pronounced B .E. N, not B . I . N >< fucking failures at name pronouncing....

  • @TheTrippinhard Maybe mummy should have called you Arse wipe, same in every english speaking country bigot

  • @TheTrippinhard use it in a sentence so i understand it beta,lyk ben dover an take it in

  • @megz677 I speaks like dat and eyes a pom u frikkin ignorant beetch

  • @megz677 Can New Zealanders spell "actually" and use punctuation?

  • @megz677 ...that's the point.

  • @megz677 fuck u gay cunt saying racist shit all 21 of you!

  • @USA3395 I love how americans only think about themselves.

  • takin the piss, nice.

  • yay

  • i just wish i could do something to help bru

    you cant bru

    why not bru?

    no hends

    oh... shit.

  • alday! @artinformsnz

    CHECK MY CHANNEL PEEPS! :D

  • im from chch and people who joke about this are insensitive idiots but this is pretty awesome though :) thanks to whoever made this. and also... why the hell is the a comment about justin bieber on every freaking video on youtube?!

  • Donated 20 bucks :)

  • Im from christchurch and this is hilarious its nice to see some humor :)

  • love to christchurch from here in wanganui

  • lol this was on ABC3 :)

  • I'm an Aucklander, and I'm working on a song for Christchurch with my band. We're gonna raise awareness about their struggles, and hopefully find as much help as possible. Thanks Australia, for caring about NZ!

  • This is cool - thanks for posting - and love to those in Christchurch

  • Thank you so much for this video guys, it has raised my spirits for the day. And thank you AUSTRALIA, you are the best neighbours we could wish to have.

  • @USA3395 So nobody outside the US donated to the victims of Hurricane Katrina? Or 9/11? Besides the awful cost of lives, NZ is NOT a rich country, we are scraping by, and we will spend decades trying to clean Christchurch up and rebuild it. The fact that people outside donate money or goods repairs not only physical things, it repairs the spirit. Fortunately the country whose name you bear is more kind-hearted than you are.

  • @emmelby i donated $450nzd to 9/11 and im from nz so what u talking bout

  • @jabeznz2004 You have misunderstood my reply to USA3395's comment, which is unfortunate. If you read it again, I'm sure you will see where you've misintepreted. Good on you for your generosity, I donated too.

  • Thut is a dud sut clussic...

    I love pelicuns 'n whales...

  • haha if u keep pressing 2 u can have a dance partay :) good luck christchurch

  • lol at 0:16 hahahaha

    .

    CHECK MY CHANNEL PEEPS :D

  • i watched iron maiden lastnite and they dedicated a song to all the people affected by the quake,big thumbs up to maiden

  • No hands oh shit

  • Thumbs up if New Zealand is better than other countries.

    lul.

  • Oi for all those people that dont like this video you dont uderstand what NZ is going through right now and it is going to take years and Billions of dollars for Christchurch to get back to normal. They have had 5137 quakes all together and a hell of alot of damage has been done to buildings, homes and families! so stop criticising the video because many lives have been lost after this tragety! Get a life! And thank you to the maker of this video.

  • New Zealand ftw

  • @scottpetersonfanclub

    I bet all the money I have that you are either A. A fat ugly nerd cunt virgin loser fuckwit that has nothing better to do with his time than sit on youtube all day and be a faggot on videos or B. A skinny ugly nerd cunt virgin loser fuckwit that has nothing better to do with his time than sit on youtube all day and be a faggot on videos.

  • @thejestarr ..there is no need for that sort of talk on a video posting that is only here to have a bit of fun in a difficult time for the people of Christchurch. Save your anger for Justin Bieber vids or something...

  • @kiwipirate600  I am from nz and I dont like people like that scottpetersonfanclub cunt who joke about this disaster and think its funny, by the way justin biebers mint

  • It's amazing how much support we've been getting down here from all over the world, and it is appreciated and we all feel very humble. It is still very raw, and the news will slowly disappear from your TV screens, but this will be a scar for many years, having good people like these 3 young Aussies just doing their little bit makes you realise that there are actually far more good people out there than bad... Chur Bro!

  • @USA3395 Maybe you don't get that it's not about the money, all the donations will be an insignificant amount to the financial cost. So many of us here in NZ feel absolutely hopeless not being there to help, giving cash to help feed and shelter people is a way we can feel useful and supportive. The cost of this quake is estimated at $10b, that is huge for a country of 4 million people, but right now, we just want to know our friends and family are being looked after... do you get that?

  • @USA3395 If the same thing happened in your country, they'd be asking people to donate too.

  • @ScottPetersonFanClub

    You are a stuffed up little child and I hope you rot in hell you freak.

  • That's what I like to see in times like this - Aussies and Kiwis supporting each other. The same thing happened when Cyclone Yasi hit Queensland, Kiwis gave all the support they could, and now the Aussies are giving it back to help those effected in Christchurch. Sure, there are the few idiots on both sides who take the jokes we fire at each other too seriously, but it's still one unquestionable partnership. I doubt there's a more sincere relationship between two nations anywhere in the world.

  • Whoever put this video up should enable ads so that the money earned from these ads can go towards the relief fund for Christchurch

  • Hu ever put this video up should enable ads to make moneys and give it the Christchurch...

  • Im from Christchurch born and raised but living un Auckland & anything to support chch is good in my opnion..CHCH I LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH

  • Wow, that is awesome. Well done guys. My thoughts are with the people of Christchurch and I am doing my bit at school to help fundraise for the Red Cross.

  • Aw. Thanks mates. That's awesome. :) -WellyGirl

  • Awesome! I keep replaying it!

  • i think i lost an iq point but i'll give it too ChCh along with my wallet. have the $178 my unemployed arse can give ya ^^

  • Yeaa cmon help out us Bru's hea in ChCh fix The cathedral !

  • and i happen to know 50 kids who survived the earthquake!!!! SO SHUVE THAT UP UR ASS!!!

  • Stop argueing, if your being a fag about the earthquake and New Zealand then you're as retarded and stupid as you want to make yourself look like, congratz.

  • Chris Church reminds me of Bagdad, execpt the people dress better in Afganistan

  • you sound like a right Gay , do you have a picture of justin beiber on your wall

    you maggot

  • I was so surprised when I found out that 'the beached whale' thing was made my Auzzie's to mock Kiwis! All this time I just thought it was a bunch of Kiwi's talking the piss out of themselves haha! But yeah, donate!!

  • Wow. If there is a God, no wonder he lets horrific things like this happen. Get out from behind your keyboards you warriors and go help someone in need.

  • ScottPetersonFanClub

    If I came across you in the street fag I would break your spine and crush your head

    like a watermelon

  • I saw this on abc3

  • Come un bru's! Dornate nuw :)

  • @leahcimevlak Do you always go around calling people trolls, you troll?

  • @SwordofSpirit1 did you read the name of the person i replied to? i think it might be appropriate and is twice "always". Do you know what a troll is?. I don't mean to sound like i am being high and mighty but when i see a topic that i feel strongly about with people making hate or out of place comments i feel i need to comment. i don't think its going to change there mind but if nothing is said nothing will ever happen.

  • Our Aussie thoughts are with you all...hang in there like the champions you are!

  • You have to know the kiwi/ausi accents and running jokes to get it. Understandable that some might find it mean if the're not in on it. :)

  • Why is everyone saying that this was mean..? All it is, is using a cartoon that people relate to New Zealand, to send out the message to help people in christchurch. Isn't that what we want? So what if it supposedly "takes the piss" a bit? I'm pretty sure there aren't any New Zealanders that are against this. But i hope for the best for the people in christchurch

  • thats a lot of richters. LOL

  • love you nz . from nz

  • Kia kaha, Kia toa, Kia manawanui.

    Our thoughts are with the tangata and whanaus of Christchurch. Arohanui form Australia.

  • they remind me of brett and jemain or however its spelt from flight of the concords :L

  • Not cool... That is so mean because peolpe even died in Christchurch!

  • I donated my money, so hopefully they'll use it to get that whale off the beach bro, it needs it's fush and chups. D:

  • @comicstrip2000 dude. over 100 ppl died. thats not funny.

  • Im from welly in nz and this video is not stupid.

    You haters need to relax and chill the ef out!!!

    Yes people are sad and lives are lost but at least this video brings are little laughter into the tragedy that has happened in christchurch,

    Good job guys. and much love to christchurch xooxo

  • < New Zealander. When i was in primary school and we had a new student who was from Australia, everyone teased her for saying six like sex. Do New Zealanders say sex too?

  • lol\

    

  • Chips ?

  • good on them for making this..

    love you NZ. FROM AUS

  • Hey guys. Give a thumbs down for all troll comments. This is not the venue.

    Love to NZ.

  • @harrys181 wtf? its meant to fucking get people to raise money for new zealand it isnt just something to have a laugh at. people are dead show some fucking respect to them aye. you have no right to say this crap. grow up and look at the bigger picture here raise money for people who have lost houses and more importantly who have lost lives, i bet when someone dies that your close to you dont say this shit. just grow up mate have respect.

    HOPE YOU GET THROUGH THIS NZ!

  • @MrBrent905

    So why do a stupid cartoon , arent cartoons supposed to be funny , I think its shit placement from

    a shit cartoon to start with , If you listen to the cartoon it does taje the piss a bit which I think misses the mark

    But dosent surprise me as the guys that made this sound like morons

  • @harrys181 yeah okay i see your point but you have to look at the bigger picture here. all they are trying to do is get people to try and donate money. people have lost their lives and their homes. just think of that next time

  • @harrys181 Wtf. This video was made to help get donations for Christchurch quake victims, fuckwit. It is not a stupid idea.. Christchurch needs donations to help rebuild and for those who have lost homes and people.

  • @harrys181 Fuck up!

  • I'm australian and i say bro lol...too many islander friends :p

    That said I was shook up (no pun intended) by the quakes...I spent the morning trying to contact my friends in christchurch, a couple got trapped in rubble but are ok. The rest slowly got back to me as some communications were restored. But every one of them is not homeless, 1 was living in his garage because his house was levelled in the last quake!

    I hope they rebuild, it was my favorite city in NZ to visit!

  • without u guys where would i be .... just talking in my australian accent or hittin the fully sick new zealand accent " heyyyy bruuuu what uppppp fush n chupsss timeeee :D" but in all seriousness i feel really sorry for u guys and i send u love from australia I LOVE YOU BRU!

  • the blue whale was the reason for the earthquake..

  • I Feel So Sorry For The People In Cristchurch I Send The Best Wishes

    Im Eleven And My Mum Got Hurt In The EarthQuakes But You Know I Dont Live There Anyways I Send The Best Wishes :)

  • Lets hope that the aftershocks wipe out the rest of the peasants

  • @mizkris10p what the fuck is that ment to mean?

  • Wow I don't think I've ever said bro and I don't sound like that but that's still a great way to get donations! My friend just moved to Christchurch a few weeks before the earthquake so our whole school is pitching in to help

  • this is a great whey how toget people to donate

  • cool

  • Love you, my kiwi bruhs

  • what was thit? haha

    but seriously, my heart goes out to the people of new zealand <3

  • i find this hilarious, even though nobody in nz says bru or sheeky

  • "No hands..." "Oh.... Shit." ROFL!! :}

  • Wha- th- wh--- What was THET?? Don't know bru, but it was... very SHAKY . lolol

  • Hey guys down in Christchurch all us aussies and kiwis have your back and we all really feel for you.. Stay strong!!!

  • why the fuck would anyone dislike this???!!!