Hackenslacken (original song) - J.B. Dazen

[Plottoberry]

This is slightly creepy.

[adayinhogwarts]

oh my god this is so close to german that i can understand. this is EXCITING

[jacobtribiani]

Heerlijk begin! WE ZIJN WEER WAKKER HOOR! =D

[Riane2104]

geniaal :D vet leuk ,super!!! I loooove hagelslag ;)

[suse8138]

Ahhgh! My brain! I can speak German and listening to Dutch is sooo confusing! (I love it, though) I can nearly understand.  Man, I love languages :-)

[PeterSnodwind]

Oh, by the way, you wrote "Devine" instead of "Divine" on your subtitles between 0:58 and 0:59!

[jbdazen]

@PeterSnodwind Thanks. So perfection didn't turn out to be an understatement after all :P

[PeterSnodwind]

This song/clip is simply amazing, to think that a human being would be able to come up with such brilliance is mind boggling. You deserve countless awards for your musical contributions to mankind. Perfection is an understatement, I never witnessed anything like this before... Congratulations sir, you just won yourself "The Internetz"!

:O

[jbdazen]

@PeterSnodwind You're simply too kind, sir :-)

[RobertBordenMusic]

haha this was fantastic! XD and don’t worry, i already have Home. bought it at vidcon! it sucks that i couldn’t come to your open mic gig ): but yeah awesome song and superb editing!!

[laelius3]

Nice language

[iamthealterego]

JB, you crazy, crazy, crazy muzzerfuckair. I love this, far too much.

[ihazwings]

Love the angel choir! :D OMG when did you learn to speak Dutch? Your accent sounds perfect to my untrained ear. :P

[dantes1976]

In België hebben we ook hagelslag en eten we het ook, maar in ons huis toch niet zoveel, ik heb er nooit een liefde voor gekweekt, mede omdat ik boter niet lust. :/

[jbdazen]

@dantes1976 Ik eet het ook zonder boter ;-)

[dantes1976]

@jbdazen Maar dan blijft het niet in de boterham en valt het eruit als je een hap probeert te nemen!

[andharvey8]

That was totally awesome. I'm going to have to try putting chocolate sprinkles on toast now. Albert Heijn should be thanking you for expanding the market.

[fizzylimon]

I love this video. I need to have Hagelslag (sp?) sometime so that I can understand.

[zaielle]

waarom heb je alleen fairtrade gebruikt in de video en niet allemaal verschillende merken hackenslacken? just something that i was wondering about this video ;)

i like the video :) and the thumbnail is very bohemian rhapsody-like ;)

[jbdazen]

@zaielle Goeie vraag. Omdat ik van repeterende beelden hou denk ik. Staat netjes :-) En ja, die Queen-referentie was expres :-)

[xperpetualmotion]

So good! And I love hearing people speak Dutch. It's like some weird but oddly sexy alien language.

[jbdazen]

@xperpetualmotion Thanks! I often wish there'd be a way where I wouldn't understand it so I can hear it the way you guys hear it :-)

[ZigZagBirds]

Awesome! Favourite J.B. Dazen video yet!!

[koen075zaanstad]

waarom praat iedereen engels en nl door elkaar?

[AnoukvdS]

Ik ben al jaren fan van John Green en de vlogbrothers. Ik kwam dit liedje op een random moment tegen en dacht wel "Hackenslacken, dat komt me bekend voor!" maar ik had geen idee tot je het zei. :p

Best Wishes & DFTBA.

[XGailoftheShaleX]

Favorite part was definitely when you said '..on a sandwich. Oh yeah!' It made me laugh : ) Brilliant song btw, very entertaining!

[JohnCornnells]

Haha, very catchy.

[grnlfe01]

This certainly was worth the wait. Really exceptionally well done JB. I'm off to watch the making of now but can wait for the next one. :)

[OMGTHERERNONAMESAAGH]

Oh the absurdity! I love it!

[funkwurm]

Frickin' awesome :)

[FesterWerks]

Holy shit JB, this is absolutely amazing. I just plain love this song. Everything about it, the vocal cadence, the rhythm, melody, video. Just great stuff. Thank you kindly for the subtitles too :) I just wish I could get a physical copy of your cd from some place other than dftba.com.

[jbdazen]

@FesterWerks Thanks a lot! Why is DFTBA.com a problem?

[AidenMcKee]

HAHAHAHAHA WTF? This is genius

[jbdazen]

@AidenMcKee Thanks Aiden :-)

[BOomeek]

This is stellar!

[ShmoNerd]

This video is so well done! What a brilliant job you did!

[lianneinthebigworld]

*omg language crisis* *brain explodes*... toch maar in het Nederlands dan XD

Ik vond dit liedje echt hilarisch XD Hagelslag is awesome.

oh en erg netjes van je dat je fairtrade gebruikt in je video :)

[thepeteris]

Well done.

[lilyenc]

I saw on your twitter feed how long it took for you to edit this video; I have to say that it was well worth the time and enormous effort! :D Love it.

Can you put up the dutch lyrics as well?

[jbdazen]

@lilyenc There's a link to the lyrics on bandcamp in the thingy.

[TheGumball]

I want to learn dutch now

[jbdazen]

@TheGumball Well, this has been lesson one ;-)

[EricosVlogs]

Vette video JB! :)

[jbdazen]

@EricosVlogs Thanks! En ook bedankt voor 't subscriben :-)

[alexQuantizes]

Every time I heard that song, I've made up different lyrics for it, but now I finally know! Thanks!

[najahe123]

Ik weet niet of ge dat daar in Nederland hebt, maar hagelslag van den Aldi is ook heel lekker, en volgens mij wel van echte chocolat.

[shessomickey]

That was amazing! The video, of course, but also watching you speak Dutch. I especially love the little English bits -- camera, HD, video, perfectionist. Cool!

[gemllama]

This is absolutely hilarious! Great job on the video. Suddenly I find myself kind of hungry...

[emmahke]

Dutch is just the best :D

[themightychickens]

But seriously, it sounds like you're chocking at times...

[themightychickens]

oooh Dutch... The language that drastically destroys your vocal chords over time :P

[thepappytube]

Okay, yeah, that was pretty incredible.

[TheEditingShop]

I know it's your mother tongue and everything, but it's still strange to hear you speaking Dutch! I love it, don't get me wrong, I'm just so used to hearing/speaking to you in English. Incredible video too, JB, you've really out-done yourself =)

[stofvod]

Dit is héérlijk, nederlands is cool man! :p

and oh wow love the effects! Great great great

Lekkerrrrrrrr :D

[macroverbumsciolist]

I watched John's video and I was like "Hey, that's JB! What's he doing there?"

Then I remembered that you're Dutch. I am a silly sausage.

Thank you for the subtitles, by the way. It makes my ignorance of other languages feel catered for.

[jbdazen]

@macroverbumsciolist Didn't the fact that this song is in Dutch give it away already? ;-)

[TheGearsKeepTurning]

This is as lekker as Hagelslag!

[c4clive]

Wow, this video is a masterpiece, and well done on the subtitling!

[Evanna11LilyLuna]

<3

Hilarious song, even more hilarious with the video :D

Well, you gotta love hackenslacken/hagelslag :P. Ik eet meestal vruchtenhagel though :P. Oh, en AH huismerk hagelslag is lekker :).

[jbdazen]

@Evanna11LilyLuna Vruchtenhagel, da's lang geleden. Mochten we op een gegeven moment niet meer eten van m'n moeder omdat de kleurstof slecht zou zijn :P

[Evanna11LilyLuna]

@jbdazen Het is tegenwoordig met '100% natuurlijke kleur- en smaakstoffen' volgens de verpakking :P

[Hartiism]

I love it :D! For some reason I read the subtitles, and I'm Dutch... yea. Nu heb ik zin in hagelslag en we hebben er geen in huis D:!

[jbdazen]

@Hartiism Ik heb nog wel een doosje... Of negen :P

[Hartiism]

@jbdazen Haha xD. Joh, gooi ze even naar de andere kant van 't land :p! Ik houd 't wel even op m'n mikadostokjes... is ook met chocolade. #omnomnom

[ThaTyger]

Is gaaf geworden hoor :D Wachten wel waard ^^

[ThaTyger]

@ThaTyger ff wennen hoor nederlandstalige vlog :P

[jacobtribiani]

''Inventieve, progressieve'' Is dat niet van kinderen voor kinderen?

[Nannirk]

If this doesn't go viral, something's wrong with the world. I mean who doesn't love a funny song about chocolate in Dutch?

[popcarla17]

Weet jij misschien of er nog van die dozen zijn met van die diertjes enzo erin? Dat was echt de beste hagelslag ever....

[songsfrompaul]

Loved it! It was really interesting to read what you what you were actually saying :D

[1992Jarhead]

This should be a commercial for Hackenslacken :).

And I must agree with you: Hackenslacken is one of the most delicious things that a human can have the pleasure of tasting.

[scratchingcat]

Took you long enough. :D

Seriously though, I really like the effects you did and all the little details that went into the creation of this video.

[cassluvsmusic]

This made me super happy! Excellent work!!

[completeidiot19]

Now I want some Hackenslacken, AND WE DON'T HAVE ANY CHOCOLATE SPRINKLES!

[nonnankobra]

Dear lord that's awesome O_O

[givemethatchocolate]

I really like this video and I hope I can still watch it when your done with the subtitles. Since I'm German I can understand a little bit of what your saying, so that's fun :D

Also I own your album since a few weeks and I love it. Also "Alarm" is stuck in my head. "This tune I can't get it out of my head" yeah. Kind of ironic :D

On a random note: I like the color of your eyes. Also your hair.

Oh and I can almost play vast teveel now only have to make the lyrics fit.

[BadgersDieInAFire]

voor een keer ben ik blij dat ik Nederlands praat. :)

[helloitsmasterhulk]

I have no idea what any of this meant. But i loved every minute. the videography was amazing" great editing well done JB YOU ROCK!!!!!!

[MillionMilesAnHour]

Is that product placement? (the phone) I love this song and this is a brilliant video :D Enjoy subtitling it...

[jbdazen]

@MillionMilesAnHour Hehe buy it! Buy it! :P Thanks! Just finished the subtitling ;-)