Dicks Pussies and Assholes - TEAM AMERRRICAAA FUCK YA

[DiscoveringReligion]

"You had me at dicks fuck assholes..."

[rcmdarkdragon]

im not a pussy or an asshole. im somewhere in between. taint that the truth everyone

[AndyCielecki]

@rcmdarkdragon

Kinda like the Perineum? heh

[BrycesVGames]

@rcmdarkdragon I'm a dick

[manAFCwhoop]

the single greatest speech of all time! :)

[OakleyChord]

I am a DICK !

[Stultus44]

Stormcloaks = Dicks

Empire = Pussies

Aldmeri Dominion = Assholes

[voon100]

Love this scene. Genius whoever wrote this.

[nintendo768]

I am using this monologue to audition for a play.

[MegaElasticBand]

they really need to make team america 2 where the team kill kim jong il 

[angeldeb82]

Substitute "we" for "Internet customers and lobbyists", "Film Actors Guild" for "members of Congress", and "Kim Jong-Il" for "the SOPA and PIPA bills, and Hollywood, the government, and all those who support these bills". But for one thing, the message is loud and clear: if you don't let us help Congress fuck these draconian asshole bills, SOPA and PIPA, then we're gonna have our dicks and our pussies... all covered in a big, steamy pile of Internet censorship shit! Nice vid!

[CarmeloProductions]

like this if your watching this cause kim jong il is dead

[Gfatdog]

Now i get life.

[CelticKraut]

Ah, it cut off before Kim shot Alec Baldwin to pieces. haha.

[MrRucknroll]

this is true poetry

[diogeneslaertius666]

yes Gary, yes.

[leifvaughan]

You could make a real good of rock, paper, scissors out of Dicks, pussies, and assholes. HAHAHA..

[1dhas]

rock paper scissors lizard spock dick ass & pussy

[perfectzer0x]

@25bigmonster that would be epic lmao

[TheGamerLand]

@25bigmonster Haha bullshit.

[americanhanu]

Sorry dude my penis only f\/cks my hand

[AmnestyWitz]

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU COME UP WITH SOMETHING THAT GENIOUS

[maxitimken6]

@AmnestyWitz ik right!



[TheyCallM3]

Because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes.

[SatoriWins]

Muammar Gaddafi in the Audiance.

[nintendo768]

I am going to try out for the next play with this monologue.

[Clorwall]

This is the quintessence of Parker and Stone: amazingly deep and brilliant reflections about politics and society hidden behind vulgar jokes.

[yourmothersdouchebag]

@Clorwall Exactly... that's what I love most about them... and it just makes me laugh how many people just don't get it.

[ramirezthesilvite]

Ha HA! Wordplay. I love this speech.

[gtrnwhat]

Matt Damon.

[stipo360]

YES

[Gelato556]

this speech is the truth lol.

[GRIMSREVENGE253]

SOULJA BOY just block me so now I can speak on him. when he first came out I thought he was OK Always glad to see a teen from the hood make it. Then you find out he's a coke head and having sex with nasty katt stacks. Then on his videos he's smoking drinking and always getting high. so now I see he is a curse to our race and to the millions of teens who look up to him. He glorify all the EVILS that our youth face on a day to day. now I see why the ELDERS hated him so much. this is just TRUTH...G

[MrDown2Business]

0:21 has anyone else noticed thats the real alec baldwin on the tv screens? :)

[toxikblood]

This is.....so....BEAUTIFUL :'D

[dudeme65]

HA HA HA, oh god.

[itsmecarl25]

somehing jfk would of came up of if he lived today

[mugstah]

encore!!

[jacksawild]

If you don't understand that this is a poke at celebrity culture, nationalism and nonsensical arguments then you do now.

[3LFM4N]

I ONLY just got the part when she says "..you gotta act fast"

[jeremiewhite85]

It's actually Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

[Ridgway117]

@jeremiewhite85 true story

[redstek21]

funniest shit ever

[L33Kid]

Kim Jong sounds like Cartman in the last part XD

[nerfbrothers1220]

@L33Kid cause the guys who make south park made this movie. and yes kim jong is played by Cartman

[MrMas9]

@L33Kid Kim Jong Il is the same guy who plays cartman I think =D

[tFighterPilot]

@MrMas9 Trey Parker does a lot more than just that.

[TheGamerLand]

is god the mouth?

[reposetion]

With some balls

[AeroDream1]

lmfaoooo

[anibalcamus]

best speech ever, is just fucking perfect

[kevinriley17]

:')

[MegaElasticBand]

Why doesn't Obama do a speech like this??

[neljesse1]

@MegaElasticBand Cause he's a pussy, not a dick

[bigbag70]

@MegaElasticBand because is a pussy

[BobeyGamer]

hey you guys, it's not just the dicks... it's the balls aswell give the balls some credit too!

[BobeyGamer]

one asshole disliked this

[InvaderScuzz]

his speech makes perfect sense when you think about it.

[k1ssinger]

@InvaderScuzz This speech makes zero sense when you think about it and only an idiot would try to understand world politics on the basis of this moronic film and this stupid metaphor.

[OGKush413]

@k1ssinger you must be german 

[InvaderScuzz]

@k1ssinger you are obviously an asshole

[MrDEOization]

@k1ssinger quit being a pussy, dick, and an asshole

[shoopdawoop32]

@k1ssinger you must be a member of F.A.G

[reycom7217]

@k1ssinger this film does understand world politics....The whole message of this film is how America intervenes in everyones shit...and i completely agree with tht...and im american..this speech and this movie makes alot of sense if your not an asshole

[k1ssinger]

@reycom7217 Learn how to spell "you're" before you talk to me, boy.

[Drakaneo]

@k1ssinger ha so your gay! :) good for you. We didnt need to know though

[retardstupidass]

@k1ssinger Lol spoken like a true pussy.

[TuriGuiliano100]

If anyone is wondering about current politicians this explains everything

[ManUntdFCfan]

Yes gary, yes

[Larry123lol]

Or our diks and pyssies, will be all covered, in shit

[tcheneyhg]

This describes the need for the force and that sometimes strength is needed. Compassion is good. Bush is a war criminal that should go the Hague, but the philosophical point remains intact.

[tcheneyhg]

This describes the need for the force and that sometimes strength is needed.  Compassion is good. Bush is a war criminal that should go the Hague, but the philosophical point remains intact.

[Sarah9827]

Bets.Speech. EVA!

[savemyplaylist]

with some balls

[blowbags2008]

@savemyplaylist aaa haha glad someone else found that the funniest part :)

[ShogunWarrior13]

This actually makes sence...

[Mynameisnotooo]

Only Matt and Trey could possibly turn a speech about dicks, pussies and assholes into something that actually makes inconceivably good sense.

[cervesaychelas]

give him the oscar

[direnblue16]

This makes insanely good sense

[SulfurMonkey]

@direnblue16 It's Matt Parker and Trey Stone. Their insanity always makes some sort of sense.

[slazherzz]

It's funny that there is 69 likes. :L

[SvenTviking]

Alec Baldwin offered to do his own voice, and George Clooney who is a mate of TreyParker said he would have been insulted if he was not included in the film.

[DGreenAndColour]

This is the best description of American foreign policy of all time.

[15Protech]

All covered in shit, best quote ever

[Clorwall]

Priceless.

[GoBucks2828]

LMAO...goodness I love this. I originally saw this in high school, and now that I follow politics a little more closely, I find it funny on a whole other level. So accurate.

[roflmasterchieflol]

this was on yesterday its lol as best quote ever i agree

[93Quake]

Only a dick can fuck an asshole!

[stickgore]

saw this yesterday, was a good laugh

[ultragroove1]

i love this movie and this scene rocks

[starwolffan13]

True, true.

[paulos316]

You had me at dicks fuck asshole's !

[bridgnorth7]

funniest thing ever...

[BigBlueSpaceGoat]

Those sound like the south park voice actors

[Morthgarrow]

@BigBlueSpaceGoat

Well Team America was made by the guys who do Southpark, so I doubt it's coincidence.

[clhs1]

@BigBlueSpaceGoat probably because this movie was made by the creators of south park

[K4R4SUM4D3V1L]

lmfao

[luke8979]

that was fucking hilarious

[sibi12123]

pussies don't like dicks, cuz pussies get fucked by dicks. dicks also fuck assholes that want to shit all over everything lol

[mirab3329]

fuck yeah!!!!!

[1xXTriviumXx1]

LOL

[TofuNinja123]

FUCK YEAHHH

[sYntatiX]

epic

[TranceMediaCSS]

LOL

[s0wZz]

xDD

[harry182]

Loved this movie.

[lappnizze]

i lol'd

[harry3life]

thunderbirds my brother loves that xD

check my last vid BTW for the ace I send u ;)

[ZwKarl]

lewlzorz <3