Bill Burr .... Pedo Files

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[ionshade3]

Yo guys, check out his pod cast, it's funny as hell. Go to billburr.com

[PerpetualTrainWreck]

How the hell are you going to put ads on content you don't own?

[Friedstuffsable]

I have this irrational fear of when I'm in a crowded public space with kids, who's heads are at crotch level, one of them will run face first into my crotch. & I don't really think I will get arrested, but if that happens, I think everyone who witnesses it will think I somehow arranged that to happen.

[phill653]

What's a pedo?

[a9saldivar]

hands up high, not aroused get that thing away from me, haha

[punisher00109]

wheres gucci?

[Globox822]

lol I was just thinking about this. So true. But I understand parents.

[popceed]

fuck you twerps and your adverts

[ifulike2laugh]

Just A Little Lovin. Early In The Mornin.

[ripsnorter419]

can you put folders in your pedo files?

[hockey81821]

@ripsnorter419 Thank you, I thought I was the only one who noticed the spelling lol.... #spellcheck

[HolyCity2012]

What the fuck is going on in this comment section?

[aukis]

@HolyCity2012 it did man. it did.

[ThatMan0verThere]

What he says is true. But to be fair, I don't really like kids that much to begin with.

[theseveredtoe]

LOL theres a MIchael Jackson The Experience add while im watching this. Priceless

[mrtundra45]

10 sex offenders disliked this......

[aolanidqqigl]

hilarious iraqie gig watch?v=R02tbrZSO3I

[verse1923]

It's not a small portion of the population. 1 in 3 girls are sexually abused before the age of 18.

[ShrapnelSong]

@verse1923 Come on, 1 in 3. I call bullshit.

[verse1923]

@ShrapnelSong It's from the "Child Sexual Abuse (The Canadian Badgley Royal Commission, Report on Sexual Offences Against Children and Youths)". You can look it up. The stats are on page 175.

[Maackiiii]

@verse1923 Stats = stats, Facts = truth

[verse1923]

@Maackiiii stats = facts = truth.

[Maackiiii]

@verse1923 R u actually being serious calling statistics = truth? statistics is statistics..

[verse1923]

@Maackiiii Do you understand what statistics are? 33% of women have admitted to being sexually abused before the age of 18. Now either you're calling them liars or you're just plain stupid.

[TheNightBadger]

@verse1923 The people who put together these figures have a vested interest in inflating them to justify their continual requests for further (and greater) funding. Trust no group that goes to great lengths to prove how bad things are only to then ask for more money to 'research' the matter. What constituted sexual abuse in the study? What specific questions were asked? How did they select their study group? From where? Was data 'interpreted' - and to what extent?

[verse1923]

@TheNightBadger The answer to your questions are in the study. And you can find the study yourself. Go to your local university library, search an online database. I've provided the study and page number, you can do the rest on your own. I'm not going to hold your hand through it. And while I was capable of providing an exact report and a page number for the ease of others to confirm what I wrote, you didn't. You just posted a quote without the report or context. Fail.

[TheNightBadger]

@verse1923 You haven't read the study. All you've done is repeated what you've seen elsewhere online. You don't know anything about the study at all, just the statistic and the page number, which is quoted on a number of sites. You've provided nothing because you have nothing. The quote I posted was from the homepage of The Canadian Department of Justice - Child Abuse section, here: justice.gc.ca/eng/pi/fv-vf/fac­ts-info/child-enf.html. It links to the full study from which the statistics came.

[verse1923]

@TheNightBadger I have read the study. It's you who hasn't. And for the last time, I'm not going to baby you, you need to learn to use a search engine on your own.

[TheNightBadger]

@verse1923 No, you haven't. You're just quoting the same information used on many sites online - nothing more. And it isn't 'babying' to provide a link to a study you are using to back up a claim. If it's so incredibly simple to access the data which would back up your claim - then do it.

[verse1923]

@TheNightBadger I'm not going to keep repeating myself, just read my previous posts. I have better things to do in life than interact with you. Goodbye.

[TheNightBadger]

@verse1923 Why don't you just provide a link? Could it be because you *can't*, and you're just quoting what you've heard? There are many sites online that say what you have: "1 in 3 - page 175". NONE of them provide a link to the study, and most have a "donate now" option. This is from the Canadian Department of Justice: "10% of investigations in 1998 involved sexual abuse as the primary reason for the investigation... confirmed in 38% of these cases, a rate of 0.86 cases per 1,000 children."

[barberbeau]

Bill Burr stole this joke from me. I've been saying for years that you can't talk to kids anymore. And when I see them on the street, I avert my eyes so the parents don't think I'm a pedophile.

[barberbeau]

I had so many observations and jokes that comedians have used in jokes before I could. Bastards.

[GregorHamilton]

lol OMG!! *hands up* Hi, not aroused!

[ibclappin]

remember that senator who pulled up the kid's shirt on national tv and blew on his stomach? that was a good one

[eXcommunicate1979]

@ibclappin

That was Putin, wasn't it?

[ibclappin]

@eXcommunicate1979 yup. thank you for clarifying that, i look like an asshole now. ok great

[LordDeathspit]

As always Burr is spot on lol! Im afraid to even help an injured kid cuz of this shit.

[powermasterjazz]

I'm namin' my kid Rusty...I'm bringin it back

[Rowhizzle]

heeey rusty..lmaoo

[briansprdr]

its true what hes saying ..i love kids ...but i really only feel comfortable like making faces around them when im with my girlfriend...because than ofcourse i dont look so awkward...but it shouldnt be that way....THANKS PEDOFILES!!

[Hzqi]

@briansprdr

No, thanks media and feminism.

The creeps have always been around. The paranoia is the contemporary byproduct of how it's all present.

Fear sells. Fear makes people buy.

[gregergreg]

Hands are up high. Not aroused. Get that thing away from me.

[OfficialSOIssues]

Excellent, and so true. No a days, you are automatically a pedophile if you are around kids.

[crazychrisr92]

LOL sad but true...

[naughtyboymessiah]

every comments thread on every page of youtube is virtually the same. are they cloning the pages?

[Alterego894]

4 year-old girl: Hi (waving at me)

Me: FUCK OFF!

[ThatNewGoodShit]

Billy Corgan does comedy?!

[YllwNinja]

he looks like Fred Willard

[frentable2]

Ha! this guys great.. he speaks truth to!

[tempestaisback]

Its 'pedophile" you fucking idiot.

[GeneralArrow]

@tempestaisback Shut up you politically correct asshole.

[tempestaisback]

@GeneralArrow lmao what in the fuck does being "politically correct" have to do with the fact that you cant spell? Do you have any clue what politically correct means? fucking cretin.

[GeneralArrow]

@tempestaisback If you weren't just trolling you might just get the joke ;).

[Hoboscouts]

@GeneralArrow you are a dumb shit

[GeneralArrow]

@Hoboscouts Well, DUH! Of course I'm a dumb shit, sheesh...I thought everyone new that. Not to mention stupid. Oh, wait...that's you. You embarrass me, so please attempt to say all the shit you can.

[DuctTapeUtopia]

that we turned parents into bear cubs and kids into poison is one of the things that shakes my head at the news.

[FranklenWylder]

Bill is right, they do need to "take it down a few" but .... You gotta love when Chris Hanson walks in & says those magic 6 words "So what are you doing here?"

There aren't many things as tense & funny as a "To catch a predator" interview.

[tattvam4]

Man I feel the same way!!!

[TehLazernetsRkewl]

I relate to this video completely/ I love kids, but you can't even make them laugh anymore or make faces or get near them without some Mom giving you a look like you're a creepy pedo.

If I have a girlfriend with me or one of my female friends, it's "okay". If I'm by myself, I'm suddenly Herbert the Pervert....

"Get that fuckin thing away from me" is right.

[WKaliberr]

I hate pedophiles

[Malachai2012]

LOL get that fucking thing away from me

[newnesexi]

he's hilarious with out even trying

[nenitecto]

funny as hell

[feztival]

You're a moron

[EthernetKid]

stfu he's funny

[EnjoyMarijuana]

WTF he is sooooooooooooooooooooo funnnny! lolol

[DirectXControl]

I'm with Burr on this one, I'm terrified of children for this exact reason.

[BlakeTahoe]

i thank nancy grace,CNN,FOX,,,and some how i KNOW the moon landing.... for all the pedo fear

[dstebbin]

This reminds me of an apartment I was in once. A little black girl tried to be my friend, and I had to be really mean to her because of the very real possibility of being labeled a pedophile.

[marth21]

wow you dont have to be mean u dumbass wtf?

[dstebbin]

Well, she wouldn't take no for an answer UNLESS I was mean. The only way to protect my image was to get her to leave me alone.

The only way to get her to do that was to get her to leave the hell alone, you little brat!

[marth21]

you prob have those thoughts dont you faggot

[dstebbin]

No, YOU'RE the one who is probably a pedophile.

[InterRage]

dude, I got the same thing, she had a crush on me. Now I wouldn't care about it, I took her "advances" and just tried to completely ignore them. Then I got people saying things behind my back about it, so I say in my head I don't want people to think like this about me, so I start being mean to her. It worked. Funny thing is, the very same people who were talking crap about it, I noticed something very weird about their behavior.......it looked like jellousy. dude that shit just blows my mind.

[Heatherbtime]

@InterRage yeah you deffinatly have to be careful. young girls want the attention of older guys and they often have crushes on older guys, although they really usually have no idea what they are getting themselves into. being mean is really sometimes the best thing to do. also it doesn't surprise me that people will say shit but be jealous at the same time. I started getting attention from older men when i was 12 , i will also a big flirt. Now i look back and see how fucked up it was.

[giggilamour]

LOl! True but still funny!

[nuke97]

HOLY SHIT !!! I feel the same fucking way . I like making faces at kids cause they will laugh and its great but I always make sure to totally stop what I am doing before the parent turns around and gives me the "Dont look at my kids" face.

[Exit13online]

It IS funny, because it's true.

[shatros]

This would be funny if it was not so true.

[ironmantis25]

he does have a point there

[LeLimeLine]

"he does have a point there"

Thirteen people found this comment deserved a thumbs up? Lol, wtf?

[um010]

@LeLimeLine U got 6

[Hoboscouts]

@ironmantis25 o really? FAGGOT

[Angusrocks4u]

Hands are high im not aroused get it da fuck away from me!!!

[Icerama108]

It's spelt Pedophiles.

[huntnpack]

haha... spelt

[Icerama108]

xD haha... that's how it's spelt -_-

[SenMuJie]

I thought spelt was a past tense of spill. You f'in a'hole! You spelt my beer!

[cmdrguts]

*You spilled my beer!*

[Icerama108]

Yeah its "Spilled".

[Eric8542009]

Spilled is the passed tense of spill.

[Eric8542009]

past*

[Yamcha67]

Rofl thats so fucking true..

[Lucanking]

Yeah but he has a point doesn't he. I hate how the media for pedofilia, and not just that but murder, rape and god knows what down our throats. Maybe it's the journo's that are morally and ethically wrong. Ever thought of that?

[sustaincain]

You are on the path of truth Lucanking. One of the many ironies is that the worst pedos are the ones in the shadows that own the media and industry and government, the bankster supermafia elite that create unlimited currency out of thin air in secret and pervert every institution. video.google Conspiracy of Silence, Ted Gunderson, The Money Masters, Brotherhood of Darkness etc.

[bearswilleatme]

it's just one more thing to keep you terrified. the constant state of crisis. does anyone even remember when there was not a crisis?

[synergee]

This guy is the funniest man ever! followed closely by Louis CK IMO

[Feerulace]

"Get that thing away from me, alright?"lol.

[coreyh1970]

This guy is funny

[garfunkel5000]

the sad truth

[shootthedevil]

So funny...small group of people ruining for everyone.

[bettydaw1970]

so funny cause its true..

[struglife707]

WAAAHAHAHAHA!

Check out the clip from the same user w/ bill burr talking about racist movies.... fucking hllarious!

[homebaked]

Very true.

I also love those pants. I want to buy some

[AZsbc2112]

This guy never misses man. This is the first time I saw this bit.

[norcal707gt]

this was sucha fukin funny stand up and so true also. fukin bad pr for white people, lol

[Otmann94]

pedophiles

funny shit

[AYLWARD3]

He's awesome. Catch him live if you can. Worth every penny!!!!!!

[Wolcott36]

This stand up was his best!!! And when he is Opie and Anthony, he helps that show so much!! (No disrespect to Jimmy Norton.... he is the man) But when Bill fills in for Jimmy I look frwd to listening that day! God Bless the guy... hope he gets his big break soon! Well deserved!!!!

[lenerbean88]

THIS VIDEO IS RAD.

[FunkyEyePatch]

get that fucking thing away from me lol

[killerz11111]

LOL hahaha thanks man !