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  • Name of this song?

  • Name of this song?

  • Worst.City.Planner.Ever

  • @Pryce2112 is he?

    thats way more thoughtful than the las 18 mayors we had in this town

  • 1:40 you dump

  • You lowered the taxes of the city

  • Nice city - which has the same population as a village - _ -

  • love the tune!

  • ohhh my god!! its a New Game from Facebook!!!! from zinga!!! his name is: CRAPVILLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • "Welcome my lords, to Crapvile!"

  • WOW! HE SET UP A SHITTY CITY IN A MINUTE!!! I WISH I COULD DO THAT...

  • no offense to anybody but citties xl 2012 is twice as good as this and Anno 2070 is ten times better... and also... thats 1:40 mate....

  • @Austinq1998 The intro took around 10 seconds dumbass.

  • @Deathbringer3557 you need to learn to count 1:40 - 0:10 = 1:30 now dont drink your soda too fast now, you dont want a tummy ache do you?

  • @Austinq1998 sti cazzi, guione!

  • a bad city

  • Then years later everyone died from fail planning...

  • 1. you start out with a city

    2.you cut parts out

    3. coal plants in the backyards of residents

    4. that was cool!!!

  • oh yes that was fast but you need to do fast and good. My fastest city was 150.000 inhabitants in 3 days. It has much parks and stuff. It is full of skyscrapers because it doenst have much lots.

  • 1: that is the worst planning i have ever seen. 2: YOUR A NUTTER IF YOU USE COAL POWER PLANTS YOUR NUTS!!! 3:thats not a whole city. thats just some residental half filled with poor houses. 4: Dont start with so much things like hospitals and police stions that you dont need right now. 5: THIS VID IS JUST WORTHLESS!

  • @Maxis4President I do believe there's a comment under the vid stating "Oh, and this is meant to be bad lol XD"...dumbass

  • I actually tried this once in a region I was focusing on industry...it actually worked pretty well for the first 100 years lol...til the pollution ran everyone out haha

  • well..if you want to have a big city with sky scraper ,i recomend to ALL of you to NOT buil your city in THIS WAY!...lol..:-D

  • It's not city, it's urban planners' nightmare!

  • I actually found this video pretty useful. I just upgraded from SimCity3K to SimCity 4 :-)

  • @glamkitten24  *facepalm*

  • I would LOVE to have my house surrounded by coal power plants hospitals police stations and fire stations!

  • When your city planner showed up with ur mansion, I clicked the video :/

  • "Who was the city planner here? That guy? Yeah fire that guy."

  • <3

    

  • Anybody could've zoned land and placed civics in it in one minute. Now it takes real skill to actually build a functioning city, rather than one that fell apart before it even got off the ground.

  • i do that alot lol

  • how many traffic jams u going to have now

  • I'm watching this and I'm actually trying to close the advisor windows. I feel so stupid... :(.

  • @Soalric Thank you, I was having a shit day till I saw your comment XD

  • Lol why do people think they're showing some type of skill by doing things in a certain time?

  • hahahaa awesome

  • TERRIBAD LOL I LOVE THE MUSIC! :D

  • china music remix xD

  • Detroit?

  • @cooldit1 Education level is too high for that

  • @cooldit1 You lol me

  • @cooldit1 YEP HORRIBLE PLANNING INDEED

  • AWFUL

  • the best city and the best music ever

  • Ya its made in 130 seconds but its the crappiest city I will ever see

  • @xxmagathaxx

    1 minute is 100 seconds for you?

  • you know how i made my city? i made 40 watertowers in the midle... 2 hydro plants on each edge of the city.... 1/3 of it is residential, 1/3 is industrial,1/3 is commercial

  • ....

  • no crying about the coalpower plant in the backyard

    my city got's nuclear waste in the back yard... or even worse... in there coca-cola zero

  • But, most of the citizens are poor. I always put the poors' taxes to be the highest.

  • ya... 1 min.. more like 1 min 40 SECONDS!

  • How long could to make a skyscraper w/no cheats or mods or addons or anything.

  • coal power plant in the middle of this town XD

  • Love how he's changing the audio in the middle of it..

  • Yeah, too fast. But too bad. Enjoy your abandoned buildings everywhere.

  • cool

  • Lol, nice city xD

  • fake

  • maby that deserves a world reccored. but now ther is going to be riots and serveer un emploiment

  • facke

  • what a twittish idea, too much residential, too little commerce and industry!!!!!!!!!!

  • the music makes me happy

  • whats so great about simcity what can u do on it

  • @Meganthebetter54 Build a city for sims.

  • You call this a city?

    This is a prison.

  • "omg im so excited!"

    "why?"

    "im going to a city that was built in 1 and a half minutes!"

  • Fail

  • where r is the water i mean what is a city without water

  • all i have to say is WOW. 

  • Best.

    City.

    Evar!

  • LOL i havnt checked this video in a long time and i love these comments xD

  • AHUM 1:40

  • @mijgame ahahha

  • You must wait for the demands to go high ! For apartments, you only see it when your population hits 26000, if you do not trust me, read the manual!

  • If you want to get skyscrapers plan your city well!! Don't just zone a bunch of residential and near to no jobs. Your city must have jobs for nearly every sim with good commute. You can have a good rapid transit system by adding rail, subways, bus stops etc. Or another way to have a good commute is by building more highways and avenues. A rapid transit system is succesful when a sim can travel from one side of the city another. Make sure you feed into what the RCI demad wants look at other vids

  • I think you mean 1:30 MINUTES..

  • Sucks

  • thanks man.... until i watched this video i thought I AM the noob... now i know better!

  • be professional...you suck

  • watch my video

    it shows you how to reducer the air pullution in simcity 4

    just search after "simcity 4 air pullution reducer"

  • Well, if you wanna make big buildings, you either can build big landmarks, or the better and more time-lapsing way to do it would be to zone for high density commercial or residential once your city's population has exceeded 26,000 sims. If you have zoned high density residential or commercial and you're not seeing high rises, check on your water systems.

  • why only residential zonig thats not a city

  • Not built in 1:30 minutes you speed it up

  • you need a poppulation of over 26,000 before it alows you to have sky scrapers

  • If you want big buildings, apartments need water, and also make the residential area smaller. High demand and less room = Apts. Make sure your doing medium density at least for them. That's a very basic explanation.

  • I can shoot 5 rounds of bb's from an airsoft gun faster than this.

  • that was really fast!! ... but u killed the thrill of developing an area slowly and watching it bloom :)

  • i'll give you a hint........i drink water you drink water....they want water BUT dont have it

  • OMG none of the residents will be able to breathe?!?

  • Your traffic time is gonna be great! With no avenues or highways and with no subway either u might want to also add water idiot!

  • That doesn't work. You need time to build a perfect city. I build two months on my best city.

  • yeah!!! i build cities like that.... then i turned 5...

  • hahahahaha

    jep...this is the best city i've ever seen...hmmm i think that this city wuldn't last for hm...1 month...( sry my english)

  • OMG your doing so bad. Read the manual.... Ever wonder why it was included in the box?

  • You have to have commercial zoneing to build the big boys

  • yeah, you almost forgot they need power...

  • lol, just...lol

  • Hax

  • You have to have a lot of industry to have big buildings

  • dont try getting skyscrapers like that....

  • You're doing it wrong... so terribly wrong

  • lolcoal power in the residential. GG

  • The worse city ever I have seen

  • worst city evar,i mean come on,

  • lol at the city lay out what are u 3?

  • You must pass a certain population threshold in order to allow medium and high density buildings.  Satisfy demand, add amenities like school and police, you should start seeing small apartments, then skyscrapers. You just have to balance the zones EVENLY and be patient.

  • @Soalric no you don't I've seen big, HUGE cities built with only high residentual no small at all.

  • @nuttyriversRules probably just a mod

  • Balance demand, make neighboring towns, or just go look at Backseat romeo's tuts

  • ok............so your several thousand people are going to go work at (a single) walmart, drive on residential roads to get to work, and breathe smog all the while?

  • @rorshachfan LOL!!!!!!!

  • You wanna know how to make big buildings? build the Empire State Building 20 times throughout your city and there you go!

  • lol

  • I'm downloading sims 3 again for the 20th time

  • Should I ever see a city built as poorly as that in real life, I'd swear the commissioner/mayor was on drugs.

  • @IndigoSolution yea lols

  • To get big buildings, don't build your cities like that! You need a long term city plan!

    How are you for example planning on expanding the road system in a city like that?

  • Woah.Im young and I build better cities. o_O

  • hold control and drag to 4x4 size, don't forget to add trees (parks) around it and use one way roads, might not always work

  • how nooblike!

  • Also, for big buildings (skyscrapers) you need extremely high desirability, water, and high density, u should make cities with avenues and 4x4 blocks premade with roads, NOT STREETS.

  • lmfao. I don't even play this game and that looks bad.

  • Hm, bad layout.

    To build tall buildings, you need a large population and density.

  • it is a fuctoning city... but it still sucks.

  • well if you want me to rate it as a rural community, its great! but if you want me to rate it as an urban region, youre gonna have to get a mid-sized or a large-sized city.

  • you need water and power dumbass second of all wtf that layout is noobish

  • Hahaha this made me laugh! :D Hilarious!

  • not 1.30 seconds,1.30 minutes of shit city

  • sorry man, but it sucks....

  • 1:30 sec= 1.5 sec...

  • great idea put a coal burning power plant in the middle of a housing development. Absolutely genius

  • social experiment? Worse than communism!

  • double speed :S

  • Really all I can tell you about getting skyscrapers is more commercial and BETTER ZONING!!!!

  • Well, first off, to get bigger buildings, you need to upgrade ALL your streets to roads, make sure supply of jobs equals the demand, both commercial and industrial, and both in your city, and neighbouring cities. Make sure that you look at your RCI demand graph, and re-develop, with heavy and medium RCI, the already created zones. If they're in demand then sims should move in, in apartment blocks, and the like.

  • i loved to do that and it was not that bad

  • LMFAO, there are traffic congestions

  • kind of reminds me of L.A. California. LOL

  • to answer ur qeustion, to make big buildings, set up some dense commercial and make sure alot of people have jobs there, wait a few minutes on max speed and you should have tall buildings, and... it is actually hard to get sims to work in commercial buildings, i know its fucking retarded

  • lmao noob

  • This city is an abomination. D:

  • that my friend is a fail.

  • kinda dumb

  • this is not a city this is the worst creation on this game to date. Horrible, waste of time and you dont know how to play sim city, I could bulid a WAY better city in 1:39 seconds

  • @naka538 ITS A FUKIN GAME YOU FUCKING QUEER who the fuck gives a shit wow! llike wtf? hes having fun then let him fucking dounche bag that game aint the real wolrd wake up

  • @400adidas haha looks like someone needs a tampon! :)

  • @naka538 clever,my friend

  • @400adidas :)

  • I would not want to live near to that smoke

  • my better city was 50000 in biggest map

  • If you'r still looking for help on getting bigger buildings, ADD A WATER SYSTEM! Also, I wouldn't consider it wise to put your coal power plant in the middle of your city.

  • lame city. blocky as hell

  • bad ass ill tire it

  • when placing zones, hold ctrl and they will be much bigger buildings growing there, like thecoolmanist said, they do need everything like water and ofcourse electricity.

  • the most people i had was 100,000 and over that how much people i had plus that was the most people i ever had when i first got this game but now i have 1,000,000 people in most of my citys its really fun just have to take your time and BLAM! people will start coming then you will get more people very single time

  • lol at the coal plant xD

  • Ummmm...this is shit. You need to plan the city instead of just dragging zones everywhere. Build your roads first, then zone. Place bus stops, and make neighborhoods; each with their own amenities like schools and hospitals. Have parks. Put your commercial sector in the middle and keep the industrial away from residential. If you follow that and continue to provide what they want; you should get skyscrapers once you upgrade the density. Go medium at about 3000 people; and high at about 20,000

  • Exacly what Cool said, You just made a crap of a city, If you were to put some Roads instead of streets, avanues, bus stops, Train/tran/moterrails and have some more proper zone lay outs, Your not having big buildings because you suck at laying out zones, and you have about 16 blocks used for Commercial use.

  • download at simtropolis super demand mod

  • are you trying to emulate the Great Depression; a job-to-person ratio of about 1:10000?? ROFL

  • very primitive city 1/5

  • i have a city with 6000000 ppl

  • hold ctrl and zone 4x4 for big buildings(THEY NEED WATER)

  • hahaha this is one way of doing it.

  • Sorry but you suck.

  • that looks like Mumbai managed by BMC.....ridiculous

  • That's a terrible city. That's how I used to build 5 years ago when i was 8.

  • @LUCASgProductions hey he did what he would do in the title

  • @LUCASgProductions lol take sum pride in ur building

  • @LUCASgProductions I was playing Sim City 4 when I was that age, and I built cities better than that video without cheats.

  • @LUCASgProductions Even better i think (;

  • Dumb ass, it wasn't built in 1:30 Seconds. It was a minute and a half retard.