Russian press conference invaded by flying dildo

[JBBointon]

pretty sure someone got shot soon after this video was taken..

[disda1n]

agents get that cock out of the air!

[14ku2sh0]

hahaha that one guy realy doesent like dick!

[nbibbon]

do you think it came when the guy hit it?

[sensibuddz]

damn, he spanked the fuck outta that thing!

full back extension 

[Taydrum]

LOL i love how he hits out of the air!

[MCPLUSTR]

Dude that's fucking GENIOUS! It would have been funny as hell if it hit someone in the face though but I give it a 10/10 for creativity :D

[krazzypsyco]

available in mw3

[maxxthegod2]

140% flying

[Saaaaatisfaction]

When he hit the dildo the dick aborts :D

[Polyrytmi]

did u guys see the fear in his eyes when he noticed that dildo? It was a flashback from when.. ye u know.. he got assraped

[Truthiocity]

It's a predator dong!

[Nekonoaijin]

Finally, the truth about Putin's cyborg body is out there.

[TheChristChris]

Haha that guy couldn't wait to slap that cock..

[Polyrytmi]

@TheChristChris hahahahahah

[uberdeity]

I guess the constant out-of-control spinning points to this being yet another internet video of a poorly trimmed cock...

[MrPkhead]

Interesting. Despite the contra-rotating propeller, they don't seem to have completely solved the problem of asymetric torque. I wonder if the distribution of mass towards the scrotum end is a factor.

[Bacontron97]

Oh my Dickens!

[argai1978]

Cockadoodledoo

[scausie]

It's a Helicockter!

[hardhouse87]

It would take some balls to fly that.

and what a dickhead for smashing it.

[D4rQW4v3]

kinda lol'd

[szamottttt]

Cock steals the show

[maplespak]

Knocked down by a guy who looked a little too at home slapping a hard cock.

[thofman09]

Was that a Sikocksky helicopter? Or a Dickorsky?

[tpvajgert]

haha funny. I don't know Russian so I don't know what he was saying but that was great

[mikecasciano53]

i bet that's not the first time that guy knocked down another cock

[bulbinking]

QUICK! THE GAYS ARE ATTACKING! WITH FLYING PENISES!!!

[ernieconner718]

Your video went viral on Albania

[Mikica013]

Troll 140%

[RESTEBAN1903]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahaha UNA VERGA VOLADORA ¡¡¡

[LoveLightPeaceToUall]

In Soviet Russia soviet Russain jokes are funny

[unterrheiner]

yeah! I have such, but normal. smoked )

[Gagilence]

0:25 PARTY POOPER!!!

[aChedeiram]

140% of russians penis flying

[Fulperformance]

Hilarious

[galenblake821]

This video went viral on Morocco

[yamibakura9856]

se podria decir

qe el guardia

se la toco

[hazard457]

Meanwhile... In soviet Russia

[PartidoRealistaChile]

Las cosas que pasan en democracia

[ALVARO2906]

fap-lecopter

[drizyfoz]

hablo como rana , hablo como vaca, hablo como gato ....pero uds lo que quieren es ...........el pico voladoooooooooorrrrrrrrrrr....­.........

[KyWiStudios]

In soviet Russia, Dick sucks you!

[LBurris597]

Mines bigger.

[SemperFiFuture]

In Mother Russia.... THIZ SHEET IZ KNOT FUHNEH!!!

[scamartistry]

Racist and FAKE!

[SubliminalOrigami]

Maybe it was a beta-test for a massive nail-bomb cock to be flown over Moscow on Christmas Day?

[1991doomsday]

Now that's what you call a upcoming event! 

[Cybrludite]

That right there is funny, I don't care who you are.

[danielvincentkelley]

Isn't that just like the Russians. No respect for private property.

[azis1100]

¨¨¨¨T¨¨¨ ROFLCOCKTER

¨¨¨¨T¨¨¨ PEW PEW

B===D~~

[Onneff69]

Gotta' love the constipated little fascist who knocks it out of the air.

[toxysoxy]

hahahaha



[napalm113]

this is the soviet version of the predator drone

[WeSeeYouNWO]

This would totally be a US terror threat. The cock could have been a bomb.

[Tcjunior18]

I liked how it was flying in their faces ( its like saying: you all are Dick heads)

[Graftings]

lol he smacked the cock

[b1005c]

The youth wing of the ruling party tried to spoil press-conference of the opposition. Sort of made that event famous

[tommymonsternz]

that was awesome.

[blaziermissy]

hilarious:D



[miksedk]

Wow, they don't use shoes anymore? :-)

[brandonsills1983]

lets play a game. first to smack a flying cock is gay... and GO!

[Movera2k]

The Russians now too have captured an American drone.

[carolmoore]

You are right, detoth67 That is a pretty funny way of Ron Paul to make fun of Big Government. A castrated cock. Castrate the state.

[GeneralConley]

That is what the Russian Space program is ruduced to. Just kidding but that is pretty funny

[Ovadiah100]

So that's where it went...

[mmamilano]

In america this would be considered a terrorist attack.

[Onneff69]

@mmamilano You got that right.



[Kyozehan]

@mmamilano in what country of America? there are 35 countries in America. ;)

[pianistlover2008]

@mmamilano South, Central, North America? what is america? with no capital letter? and 50 persons think the same.....mmmm...strange world.

[raniman]

@pianistlover2008 due the terrorist remark the man meant the United States of North America... that is my wild guess.

[pianistlover2008]

@raniman Oh! Thanks...of course...The U.S.A.!!!

[mmamilano]

@pianistlover2008 if you can't figure that out then i pity you.

[pianistlover2008]

@mmamilano If you can´t figure that I am being sarcastic, then I pity you. Soy Chileno, latino y me molesta que los gringos crean que su país es América. América es un continente, no un país!!!! No pueden aprender eso de una vez por todas!!!

[mmamilano]

@pianistlover2008 that's just the way it is

[pianistlover2008]

@mmamilano I know...but it shouldn´t...so it bothers me. Can´t help it.

[fuckingharpsichord]

classic dildo style

[ThatDaveDavidson]

Uhm... So they were gonna stand there and take pictures of it? Freaks.

[hostillicus]

RevCo rules!!!

[froggijoy87]

wait. did that guy just whack the cock at 0:26?

[Petrander]

"Caralho Voador" - The flying cock. Wasn't that a "Faith No More" song?

[F1NGER]

In Soviet Russia, cock blocks you!

[junior00bacon00chee]

@F1NGER

HAHA bravo mate! bravo!

[enkih2]

stealth penis drone

[featuringfranklin]

In Soviet Russia... pe- oh forget it

[pinguinini17]

hahahaha

[pdpax91]

The guy caught the cock!

[detoth67]

Thats not a flying dildo, thats Ron Paul!

[anhydriteofficial]

In Soviet Russia, cock wanks you!

[ytctma]

Your queen is in jeopardy.

[ChilldudeVS]

Cockslap.

[Fwenny]

Here comes RWJ.

[ironste1n]

There should be one at every political press confrence ;)

[pyrespirit]

@ironste1n There usually -is- at least one at every political press conference. It's just they usually wear suits, instead of propellers.

[KawasakiGirl579]

Enemy penis spy plane, inbound! 

[Jebusajeff]

to impress a chick do the helicopter dick.

[WilkFreemen]

Wait; what?

[BWCmarge]

BTW the guy speaking is garry kasparov longest reigning chess world champion

[nonvidaccount]

in soviet russia, you fuck dildo.

[mamflyer]

don´t you think that they take a long time before smashing that dildo-copter?

[raikuedx99]

Oh mother Russia, how fucking dirty can you be?

[moscowjobnet]

@raikuedx99 there is no one is russian. only jws

[raikuedx99]

@moscowjobnet Wait what? I thought this has Russian People.

[moscowjobnet]

@raikuedx99 gg. May be u thought the `russian` mafia = russians? Hehe ))) But the truth is 99% of members of "Russian mafia" are jews (like Mogilevich - boss of `that` mafia ). And Kasparov (0:01) is a jew too. By the way, he is a U.S. citizen...

[KyWiStudios]

In Soviet Russia, dildo use you!

[TheNoob131]

I lol'ed!

[Lukas34353]

LOL WTF

[Khrene]

Man why can't US conferences be funny like this?

Man the Commies get EVERyTHING.

[kalimaganeshshivan]

That guy jealously slapped it down because it was much larger than his dick! He said "NOOOOOO, I CAN'T LET MY WIFE SEE IT!"

[kalimaganeshshivan]

The Russian nation is literally being fucked! It would have been hilarious if it flew into that guy's mouth!

[kalimaganeshshivan]

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Sputnik" or should I say "Spurtdick"! LOL

[jumperav3r]

my penis copter goes fapfapfap

[Tarry182]

HADOKEN!!!!

[DeltaD36]

I guess Some did-

*puts on sunglasses*

give a flying fuck.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[svguerin3]

Lol, is that Gary Kasparov, the chess master? Lots of jokes can be made with that, considering he's kind of a d**k.

[armido110]

cockter LOL

[punkrock1593]

major cock block at 0:26

[TiigerTekzz]

Flying Dildo uses fly... "it's not very effective"

Bodyguard uses scratch... "it's super effective"

Flying Dildo fainted.

[WannaBDirecda]

Now that's what I call the ultimate hand job!

[spencerhopkins91]

XD! THEY TOOK PICS

[enkopingsbo]

he is scared because its alot bigger than his

[Einkanstein]

In Soviot Russia, YOU Slap Cock!!!! Oh Wait....

[BookBurnington]

lol

[someftw]

0:09 i think he is scared

[geordierocker44]

chopper on a chopper

[CommanderDenton]

It's a heliCOCKter! :D

[kixmgc]

i like how that guy michael jordaned it

[PanosOsbourne]

he handled that dick quite well

[crazyfishmonger]

DICK SLAP



[dgreatll]

Slap Job

[nuzajecpogodi]

0:25

[VMA1985]

The look on Kasparov's face is priceless. I'm surprised no one has pointed out that the greatest chess player of all time is the victim of this prank.

[VMA1985]

The look on Kasparov's face is priceless.

[InterzoneRebels]

but, but WHY?????

[emotioncomplex]

agshahhahaha



[dokannon]

jajaajajjaaja lol

[peytony]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL­

[kesofang1]

XD

[K3Z43N]

Omg

[nerfmaster329]

In Soviet Russia...

[fuckingst]

LOL

[ThePiroJoke]

I give a fuck! It's my country!

[theguitarsmasher]

I want one of those! (no homo)

[NYCZ31]

contra-rotating rotors, must be a Kamov model

[majstor037]

¨¨¨¨T¨¨¨

B===D

[yourma2000]

0:26 He must've really wanted it

[oriontrail]

Video disliked by 2 gay men

[6robyc]

Black Cock Down.

[ivanasarac]

ma rusi su rusi, koji be NATO! :D (PS. eeeee. sto nas bre ovi nisu napali.... :D:D:D)

[nughumper69]

There must be some boring ass people there if all the reporters flock to a helicopter dildo with their cameras.

[javonoUTube]

gawd damn that's comical

[AlwaysAndForeverPFC]

This is why Russia didn't reach the Moon first xD fuck Moon this joke is better than landing on Mars

[tvangess]

where was spetsnaz?

[TheWshadid]

That guy smacked a dick.

[jebitesepichke]

is this custom made or u can buy it, and if yes where?

[TheANaidGirl]

@jebitesepichke I belive it's custom made. It's a maserpiece, when you think about it. It looks like it was attached onto one of those mini-helicopters, but first he/she would have to remove all the extra stuff to make it light enought to fly. To balance the weight of the dildo, so it wouldn't tip over must have been difficult... this prank is golden. :-))))

[13WhiteFang37]

Russian space program in 38 seconds

[tacostufferX]

think that thing has ever been used?

[Dinomaster451]

@Bayonetta4 Yeah... no.

[GirlsHateMeVeryMuch]

Where's the flying vagina ?

[pector55]

The guy that jumped up and knocked it out of the air will be forever known as "dickwhacker."

[omariai]

:D:D:D მაგარი კადრი 

[einsteinboricua]

Flying dildo appeared

Soviet guy sent out Soviet Minion

Flying dildo used fly

Soviet Minion used slap

It's super effective.

Flying dildo was defeated.

[Rinatkaa]

lmfao!!! amazing!

[DuplicityHD]

A wild Dildo appeared! Go pussy!

[Louisarchangel]

A wild dildo appears!

[spindlegrinder]

Fucking Hilarious!!!

[xBEDIx]

hah what a champ!

[HatrickPenry]

Think if we had the Rooskies flying spy dildo we could dig up a lotta shit on our politicians....

[SuperTraktorista]

That man has got apparently some bad experience with dildo.

[Hollyossosaypay]

*cock pun*

[octave74]

Helicockter

[ihatementals]

so this is what happened to the russian space program?

[riv3rrun]

Duck!!!! Phallicopter at 19:00!!!