Ford Introduces New Key to Control Teen Driving

[FORDGTFANATIC]

that could be dangerous. what if there is a gang chasing you and you cant even run away. what if you needed to pin it getting on the freeway to avoid being rear ended by a runaway semi..

[feeknocks]

how the fuck is this going to stop a kid going 50 in a 35? if a kid is going to speed, the kid will speed. and that kid will travel at the highest allowed setting. and the highest allowed setting, 80 mph, is still pretty fast.

and who the fuck does that lady think she is?? "oh, my kids are great, but im sure other parents could use it lOLOLO".

[clearwater04]

i agree with pcosmar someone will deffinately figure it out. now the question is who'd buy a ford in the first place? its the worst type of car to buy. you can easily get that stuff added to your car for a smaller fee or for free if you play your cards right.

[rebel4055]

the people in my town think they are invincible and can pull out 2 feet from a semi and live... sadly no one succeeded

[MassZombicide]

Sadly natural selection will take care of them, the children with naturally bad parents will die in the pyroclastic flow due to their bad parenting genes while those children with inherently good parents will outrun their peers and survive to breed more smarterer parents, leaving the others to be eaten by the volcano. The volcano will then poop them out and they'll become food for future generations ... it's the circle of life, and it moves us all!

[fucksatanism]

Fuck right off. What if a volcano explodes and they need to drive faster than 80mph? Parents want their children dead!

[whiteknuckles01]

first of all what about the old people that are so hunched over that they can't see past the dash board second standard feature last week the president gains the power to shut down the internet whenever he likes and how this

fantastic

[SYNICtheAtheist]

thats funny because there have been some times when i actually had to speed up to avoid an accident. the music thing though sure whatever who cares.

[what356]

for gon get bankrupted before that

[SICG1]

ford can't even build a good car, or one that the ignition switch wont catch fire...

[Dragsterwiz]

you have know Idea what your talking about.

[clearwater04]

no their right about that one ford makes the worst cars out of any car place its like compaq is the worst comp you can buy

[Dragsterwiz]

oh so you know better then Motor Trend, Top Gear and Consumers Report, which have all put fords in there best list. Consumers Report found that 93% of models sold by Ford Motor scored average or better reliability. I will say that Ford did suck in the 70s and 80s, and I understand where you are coming from, you want to be a automotive enthusiast, but your to lazy to do the research.

[clearwater04]

i've bought ford cars before and they break down easily the focus for example broke down in less than a year. Thus the reason why i dislike ford. my moms car which isn't a ford hasn't broken down and she's had it for over ten years. the only decent cars ford makes are trucks but even then i still wouldn't put my life in their hands again.

[mrcool011]

Why waste money on a car when you can just lock your kids up in a padded room all day, they'll be even safer!

[pcosmar]

I predict some kid will hack it .

Likely before the first one comes off the assembly line.

And then make money disabling it for friends.

[P3rf3ctStorm]

Forget the key. Just put the chip in the damn kids and get a remote control -- and let the fun begin!

[Beadbud5000]

Corporate Big Brother, eh? How about parents taking the woman's lead here and raise controlled kids?

[BinkieMcFartnuggets]

Now when kids crash they can blame it on MyKey instead of Mikey, the creepy old guy in town that buys kids booze.

[CrialCrial]

wtf??? lol funny shit dude!