Ofcourse it's not possible for walrusses to be cynical. I mean John Lennon admitted being a walrus. John Lennon the most ideological living being ever could never be member of a species that had even the slightest possibility of being cynical.
A walrus in every home would be super stellar, but I for one think a llama in every home would be even better. Although with all that spitting nonsense, they may be quite cynical themselves.
I think you were onto something with walruses replacing our TVs. But replacing our laptops with YouTube, eh, not so sure about that...
@darkmindedsith Maybe it would be better to have a llama in every yard. Then the spitting's not as big of a problem, and if they get to be too much of a drag, you can always leave them out there and go inside.
Yes this video is indeed made of WIN!
L3TT3RFairy 5 months ago
This is one of my favorite videos of yours. This is awesome.
yellowmeerkat97 6 months ago
I'm laughing my gut out.
WonderfulAkari 6 months ago
I feel like I've met that sideshow walrus. I think he's probably right about me and my degree. Sigh.
NowWeAreAllTom 6 months ago
awesome vid! :)
mybrotherisavirgin 6 months ago
Would a manatee be a suitable alternative?
~ Jethro.
IJethrobot 6 months ago
....what even... i dont.... XD that was great
drakebane2 6 months ago
I wish I was a walrus . . .
bandgeek8408 6 months ago
You're brain must be a glorious place
OMGTHERERNONAMESAAGH 6 months ago
You should definitely be writing children's books! Fantastic.
sankakkei 6 months ago
Love this video <3
chickenviva 6 months ago
Ever since I've seen a video of yours, I am hooked on your humor and brilliant mind.
WolfMozilla 6 months ago
I'm thinking of collecting walruses (Walri?) now. As for the cynicalness: I'll interpret.
Melopeed 6 months ago
A Walrus in every home. =)
I do think the Walrus is a much under-rated creature. And the illustrations in this video were really cool!
WikiRiffs 6 months ago
That's awesome...
srmarquinho 6 months ago
Once I saw a walrus with a top hat and a monocle then I gave him a dog treat true story lol.
Oneyearwarpilot 6 months ago
And for your next video, you should read the dictionary. Hey, I would watch it.
devilglitch 6 months ago
Say it... Sam... Sam... michezz? Samichez! Yay! *muppet arm flail!*
SpyridonTheWonderWkr 6 months ago
Definitely not much work for a walrus in the media then. Poor walrus... :-)
GenericTechGuy 6 months ago
I would like to hear more short stories or poems. I loved the Glass Eyes
roaringrush 6 months ago
Too late. Thought about it.
TheEditingShop 6 months ago
Ack! You've given me ideas! My idea cup runneth over already, dangit!
TheSandykidd 6 months ago
i am the walrus
scarecrowskardagain 6 months ago 2
@scarecrowskardagain Goo goo g'joob.
gemllama 6 months ago 10
@scarecrowskardagain Donnie your out of your element
hiv2481 6 months ago
I'd settle for a top hat to take the edge off of my cynicism.
-J
mojonacho 6 months ago
@mojonacho Can't go wrong with a top hat. No, siree.
gemllama 6 months ago
@gemllama ... I have so much to learn about fashion.
-J
mojonacho 6 months ago
I defiantly want a cynical walrus now!
;)
triscuitbiscuit 6 months ago 7
@triscuitbiscuit I see what you did there.
gemllama 6 months ago 3
ah this is fantastic.
zentouro 6 months ago
You're awesome! I love this!
SeriouslyImAGiant 6 months ago
@mikecri Hmm, good point. Although, I think I'm willing to deal with that, as long as they stay out of my wallet.
gemllama 6 months ago
Your videos are so refreshing and unique! I think you make all those who watch you a little less cynical. =]
ValeriyaAviva 6 months ago 5
@ValeriyaAviva Thanks! A little less cynical, but a little stranger, perhaps. :)
gemllama 6 months ago 2
what about a manatee?
ConverseMarch 6 months ago
@ConverseMarch A fine substitute, I say. Manatees always look very content and chill to me.
gemllama 6 months ago
@gemllama Agreed :D
ConverseMarch 6 months ago
Your little world of absurdity seems like a fun place to dwell.
shamz0rz 6 months ago
@shamz0rz It is indeed. It gets a little noisy at times, but there's usually something fascinating and bizarre going on.
gemllama 6 months ago
This is just lovely.
StayFlyStephanie 6 months ago
@StayFlyStephanie Thank you!
gemllama 6 months ago
I've been subscribed to you for months but you are now one of my favorite youtubers. Wow. So much win.
csandreas 6 months ago 15
@csandreas Aw, thank you so much!
gemllama 6 months ago
I think that this would be the great name for a neighorhood Bistro. "I'm going down to The Cynical Walrus for a sandwich!"
realspacemodels 6 months ago 17
@realspacemodels it would be an EXCELLENT bar name. Grabbin a pint at the cynical walrus!
RowlfWannabe 6 months ago
@realspacemodels I love it. Someone needs to get on that, stat.
gemllama 6 months ago
you're like ViHart's sister!
abdulla96 6 months ago 2
@abdulla96 If that's true, she definitely got all of the math genius genes!
gemllama 6 months ago
Ofcourse it's not possible for walrusses to be cynical. I mean John Lennon admitted being a walrus. John Lennon the most ideological living being ever could never be member of a species that had even the slightest possibility of being cynical.
mikkelvl1985 6 months ago
Something something something walrus sandwich.
AntiCliche 6 months ago
@AntiCliche Well said.
gemllama 6 months ago
Are you sure that walruses aren't cynical? Or is that just what they want you to think?!?
CassesVultus 6 months ago
@CassesVultus I like to think the best of them. Don't crush my dreams!
gemllama 6 months ago
huh, the video is playing and won't stop on it's own and the bar of progress is not showing and pressing pause and play does nothing what the huh ?
kingsmileyz 6 months ago
I love this!!!!! Enjoy your sandwich!!
mylifeafterbreakfast 6 months ago
@mylifeafterbreakfast I will! I mean, I did! I mean, I am! Or something.
gemllama 6 months ago
I really like your video drawings, they're not greatly detailed but they add a sense of character and originality to your videos, well done :D
Homochild 6 months ago
@Homochild Thank you! The secret is not actually knowing how to draw things. ;)
gemllama 6 months ago
@gemllama Well you seem to be doing a good job drawing well to keep that secret :)
Homochild 6 months ago
hehe i need a walrus right now, lets all just relax :)
pilzkopfgonz 6 months ago
I want to be a walrus.
eversinceimmortal 6 months ago
@eversinceimmortal Don't we all!
gemllama 6 months ago
I can never trust a walrus after that episode of Pingu...
*shudders*
songsfrompaul 6 months ago 2
A walrus in every home would be super stellar, but I for one think a llama in every home would be even better. Although with all that spitting nonsense, they may be quite cynical themselves.
I think you were onto something with walruses replacing our TVs. But replacing our laptops with YouTube, eh, not so sure about that...
darkmindedsith 6 months ago
@darkmindedsith Maybe it would be better to have a llama in every yard. Then the spitting's not as big of a problem, and if they get to be too much of a drag, you can always leave them out there and go inside.
gemllama 6 months ago
I love all your end screens! It's very handy to have a link to the previous video right there. =)
beauravens 6 months ago
I think we all have at least one cynical walrus in our lives.
SirCheshireKnight 6 months ago
Walruses seem so high strung to me.
lotsabots 6 months ago
i like walruses
Penduluman 6 months ago