Quaint My Ride with Jeremy Clarkson - Top Gear - BBC autos

[Co0kieDealerr]

2:09 ''We'll try it my way first..And then we'll finnish.'' ;D

[TallSwede95]

oooh man, i just want to hit her in the face! so annoying!

[mcars4]

Whats revolting about chips?

[Taciej1]

I love this bit of film.

[PSwii60Players]

4:30 "This is a joke not design" ... YES your right it IS a joke. it is NOT design. fucks sake....

[JacksonHeaven1]

doesn't have a sense of humour does she

[WildaDorthavi210]

ehm niemand deutsch hihi

[3forte]

No, she's right. As James and Richard have said it, the car is rubbish!

[heath780391]

Bloody french!

[mucalai]

cemten WITH styrofoam would be much more clever ;)

[cadillacjim75]

Chips and vinegar is revolting? From someone who eats SNAILS??!!

[Scourgeandmephiles93]

Cottage checkmate, when James heated up the hearth.

[chris25wigan]

"I got an idea, we will try it my way first.... and then we'll finish"

[Scourgeandmephiles93]

Why didn't you let The Stig take it for a record lap?!

[ProvenWorthySEO]

@Scourgeandmephiles93 That's exactly on my mind when I first saw this! The stig!

[djbanizza]

Ho ho ho that biotch is so grumpy ...

[MaddDogg81]

What's the lap time?

haha

[MaddDogg81]

Why is the gas tank behind the rear seat?

[CountryBoyW900]

Haha nice...

[Kamikazi166]

he doesnt have any idea of the so called *design* but he knows what he's wanting, and that should count as a customer

[gerfall]

That's her at 4:52!! Just realized it now! lol

[zinglonsale]

"I want, I want wing back chairs and I want a stone floor." That's what I want too Jeremy but some people don't listen.

[Epik76]

Would rather have the TVR Cerbera which stood next to those polish guys...or the Chimaera...but rather the Cerbera :)

[Porsche1080]

I would have loved those benz seats.... Beats my office chair any day

[DARRIEEUSS]

0:42 LOOK THE JEREMY'S FACE SAYING WTF!!!!... SO FUNNY

[TheSRalston]

Fuck, what a waste of that beautiful mercedes S class. That particular model was a tank, are they so cheap in England that they can afford to do this, or either they have a huge budget?

[timykaien]

clarkson's design is better than the MTV chaps.

[ATLsunset]

Let's try it my way first, and then we'll finish.

[3089280288]

they actually threw Benz seats in the trash? I'm appalled.

[DjRjSolarStar]

All of these seat belt advertisements are starting to piss me the fuck off. Its like Nazi propaganda. If I want to not wear one and get thrown through the window, that is my fucking choice!!!! BUG OFF BIG GOVERNMENT!!!

[eragonsaphira777]

I think Jeremy's idea was better. I hate modern styles, buildings, art, etc. I'm 19 and I my mum is more modern than me. And she's 56!

Thar woman really annoyed me with all her post-modern, Jeremy's idea looks like a 'dog-house' crap.

[SniperWill]

in reality his idea could have worked with a hummer or a mini van, and instead of the concrete put hard plastic then floorboard on top then attach the wing back to the floor so they dont move, then instead of the wood burning stove use an electric fireplace thats powered by solar energy pannels on the roof. i know its not his entire vision but its more likely to work.

[NetMoverSitan]

Looks better than it did on the outside, but it heavily impacted the performance, it was slow even by the standards of..."Captain Slow", it also makes eating extra strong curries in Newcastle safer! LOL!

[Midnightclub3king]

Thumbs up for Polish builders :D

[djamptronr]

i would have smacked that bitch the second she started talking

[havedessertfirst]

'Jeremy .. Please ..' haha brillliant :)

[kotreez]

"No, this is why you gave in, in the war....Oh, it's too difficult"......hahahaha

[joebadams4]

How dare does that french sissy diss the greatness of british chips? >:(

[NetMoverSitan]

@joebadams4 What would she make of an Indian take away then? She probably wouldn't be able to handle a KORMA, never mind a VINDALOO! (i've seen some French try and eat a korma and THAT was too hot for them!)

[maxhardt]

I think that they did better than most people do on the reasonably priced car.

[tastybuilder23]

thats cool i think its like a wee house

[pcbb01]

i hate stucked up bitches like her, damn, jeremy is just having fun and she is taking it waaaay to seriously...so fucking annoying

[EarlofCrawford]

@pcbb01 Who would you rather tap toes with?

[xese4lifex]

Jeremy's style is awesome.

[scbman]

"I have an idea Ok... We'll try it my way first...and then we'll finish" lol

[chizhr]

4:15 "Jeremi please a little bit of style..." lol

[xenover]

When Hammond fell over while driving I just rofled like a mad man.

[FunnyBus3rd]

DAMN!!! she's annoying like hell

[thehornypuppy]

I can't stand that bitch...so i just skipped forward. And i bet not a lot of people will go for her for a design. If shes just going to do what she wants.

[MrReallyquitebored]

Thumbs up if you like the new series :p

[agentscott95]

* sudden stop*

Hammond " Do you know what"

May "What"

Hammond "This is rubbish"

May "terrible"

best part

[mykoliux6]

so, what was the time?

[brownbro11]

28 people haven't got winged back chairs

[taylor6string]

"Jerhameee"

[Girder3]

"He has no idea about design, though. Absolutely no idea."

And she has no idea about customer satisfaction. Really, Jeremy should have gotten another designer. One who 'gets' it.

[simcaP60fan]

"what you mean EJJUUU" XD

[dnnmon99]

Why the other boys have to suffer from the big brothers?

[JSnyder49428]

Clarkson + Quaint = Good Stuff

[yorrickwi]

i have to have that car

[foosta5]

9:03 think the teacups are definitely broken

[flipsidedogchop]

3:02 have a bit of that frenchie!! haha

[mrkongsimr]

Please James, have your barber trim your eyebrow´s please . I think you are funny and have a great over view over cars, how ever -if cars can´t survife your terrible track they are wothless. Shure that´s not the motive , you run a car plus entertainment show, so worthless me, from Iceland of all places ,admit you have a great show, As a child I loved CafeRoyal and the door men called me the Icelandic-Texan ,cause I´m from Texas and I forgive you for the USA show,

carter

[khushbu2k]

that cemented Mercedes should be driven up the ass of someone who pays allegiance to a shitty flag with shitty stars and shitty yellow stripes..?? Yellow? nah.. Red! shitty red stripes..

[SmarTulsa]

While the steering wheel is on the right side, the wipers wipe to the left. Strange.

[CheeezMaster]

I totally do't remember what the music at 1:20 is. Help anyone?

[Dogman36]

what is the song at 1:20?

[MrRandomname1011]

@Dogman36 Green Onions - Booker T. and the MG's. Well thats the version I have anyway. :)

[TraustiGeir]

I feel bad for the Mercedes...and such a nice Mercedes too.

[ManThePants]

nononono you see tweed, tweed doesent go with it XD

[ciaoukulele]

its "green onions" by Booker T. and the MGs

[AlfieWilRus]

I think the car needs pure 100% stell as suspensions.

[ScSSwav]

Hahha bunch of Polack,....as a fellow polack this is extra funny for me

[HarryOgStolt]

what's the name of the song in background in 1:28????

[JETZcorp]

Two tons of concrete?! Jeremy just added the weight of a Dodge Dakota to his interior!

[lawtowngirl85]

she hot ill fuck her any day

[TraustiGeir]

@lawtowngirl85 Thank you for sharing that with us.

[NegativeNumbers427]

I rather have him design my cars interior then her...

[Genius83]

@NegativeNumbers427 Agreed!

[RPunke]

i want u 2be as stupid as me !

[charlesphili1]

lol, this is still funny after all these years

[active175]

็Haaaaa hahahaha OK !!! I have ideas

[mercedesbenzformula1]

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!! I like Top Gear a lot but this episode has completely, utterly enraged and incensed me to a prodigal extent! WHY ARE YOU RIPPING APART A MERCEDES-BENZ W124????? That is DISGUSTING!!!

[0235681956]

@mercedesbenzformula1 and you, sir, as James would say, are lame.

[gleader]

@mercedesbenzformula1 who cares, it's only a car

[kirat421]

well now we know, a cottage on wheels is not a good idea

[aspensubi28]

Jeremys style is fantastic!!

[abhiSHAQATTACK]

french, british, or american::SHE'S A BITCH

[football123993]

haha we'll try it my way first.......

and then we'll finish it!

[stgmax]

Insulting a beautiful car! I've got such MB, and it's much better car than most others and newer cars! I could like this video if it wasn't MB W140!

[doctordrew66]

Seriously. I know the whole Britain/America argument thing can get a bit heated. But we've known each other a long time. You're loaded and we're skint. We're a bit stand offish and try to make you feel inferior. We get on one anothers tits. It's a given! But believe me, 10 minutes in a room with any randomly chosen frog and you'd be marching on the White House begging and pleading for Obama to nuke the slimy, white flag waving, backstabbing, garlic munching pond life.

[doctordrew66]

Any yanks watching this who think the Brits are stuck up and arrogant. Take a good look at this arrogant arsey bitch and thank your lucky stars Wellington fucked Napoleon in the ear. Otherwise you'd be arguing online with some spineless, scrawny, Gitanes smoking half wit who's only comeback is "wellllll fuck yuuuur" then ask your lads in Afghanistan who'd they'd rather have watching their backs, the Royal Marines or monsieur "sheet, le enemy are eeer, drop your weapons and leg eet!" French cunts

[ChaseSpeer]

@doctordrew66 I completely agree with everything you said there but your selling yourself and your country short. Your practically saying that your British spirit would've been crushed and given up to a 5'1 tall donkey riding jackass. Im sure Churchill would've strangulated him himself if he got the chance. Of course followed by a cigar in his eye. Point of the story, as much as we love to claim supperiority over each other, the english speaking world will always be ontop

[czajka18]

I like at 1:25, the first question Jeremy asks is "How many of you are Polish?"

[aznlilhero]

i want to know the time of the lap!! anyways that was awesome!

[aserneseseals]

@TheArmo1 wow, i hope you are kidding! lol....

[pakruy]

@TheArmo1 Exactement

[xXbackcountryXx]

dose anyone else wanna slap that french woman right in the face?

[HarveyMushman85]

well, she has a point. clarkson is not the kind of person you would go shopping with.

but for sheer entertainment, i think his idea is more fun! :P

[bigeasy171717]

what was the time?! haha 1:16.8?

[KingVirmire]

i like the Vodka bar, but jeremy's idea was better.

:D

[theodorgerhamn]

what a stuck up bitch!

[Smasho8000]

This french bitch is pissing me off!

[geforce5700fx]

@Smasho8000 i'm french and she's pissing me off too x)

[Smasho8000]

Is anybody else getting a stupid alcohol advertisement before the video starts besides me?

[croc17046]

For all the of the Americans who diss the Brits....just watch this annoying french lady vs Clarkson and you'll realize the UK is the shit haha

[GuitarnScythes]

seriously, I have NEVER laughed so much at one show. Jeremy, James & Hammond are in my opinion the best car presentors in the world!

[FantomLightning]

@GuitarnScythes plus Hammond is so fucking cute hes like a lil chibi :)

[marchovens]

lol how do you come on a idea like this?

[RPSHammond]

hers was better anyway ; ) lol everything jeremy does is hilarious. he is my idol

[Pugfudgy]

lol everyone on youtube is a giant homo including me

[ProfessorPenguin1]

@cateyre stop quoting people

[cateyre]

@ProfessorPenguin1 And who exactly am I quoting?

[msethisuwan]

stupid bitch. no ingenuity at all! probably hasn't watched top gear ever in her life. goes on to insult jeremy's childhood and upbringing.

how lowly.

[plumpinator12]

omg, thats the best car in the world, i want one.

[DarkKnightBob1o1]

maginot line joke ftw

[Jontenn]

She says that he has no idea what designing is about, but designing is about opinions of how things should look. and opinions can't be wrong, and for that i hate her

[msethisuwan]

@Jontenn totally agree. if she actually spent more time trying to do what he wanted instead of vigorously arguing, it would have ended up being a really beautiful Merc-Cottage car with all the things Jeremy wanted to have in it!!

No christmas postcard for her definately, and no more future orders!

[THEGAMER4LIFE1990]

loving the car give it too me

[Mys23Sym]

What's the name of the song that comes in at 8.01 mins??

[EdwardianGangster]

ROFL LMAO

"We'll try it my way..... and then we'll finish"

HAHAHA

[th3asianator]

HAH vodka bar

[matawin2]

8:20 nicest coughing ive ever heard lol

[hughugh]

monday night football at 7:58

[mrrabbit257]

old crazy bastard :D, thts awesome and chick who wasnt very happy about his idea also adds something, dont call her bitch, they usually dont agree with eachother and argue in funny ways and thi is oneof awesomest things about topgear :)

[alphabum]

I love this show!

[Phil1796]

it's a steam powerd car cuz the fire and chimny

[krispykrunch]

Yeah...except steam is composed of water vapor and fire smoke contains carbon dioxide, carbon monoxide, and other gay shit...

[stunnanutz]

'REGAIN CONTROL OF THE COTTAGE!'

[demomanchaos]

This definitely is one of my favorite bits of Top Gear.

Doesn't quite top the RV racing, but it is very close.

[miloskujovic]

8:45 LOL omg FUNNY

[patthebrit3]

Fucking french cunt.

[krazYFaic]

i would buy that car even though it's too heavy, it looks better than that woman's vodka bar. but i think it's not meant to be fast, it's just for style.

that woman might have been just showing off on tv d'you think?

[Abeuss]

yeah that lady is pompous.. and annoying as hell

[camy205]

we'll try it my way first...

then we will finish

[FORTY848]

"we'll try my idea first......... the we'll finish" lol XD

[pshaw100]

I Lol it would be great if someone did this with a campervan

[liverpoold8]

Guys, she is just a woman.

Don't all women ignore the bright ideas men have and replace them with their awful ones?

[cateyre]

@liverpoold8

Wow. You sound like a real winner. It's too bad all men don't share your enlightened attitude. Oh and the people who faved your post? Just as ignorant.

[Z34teen]

That woman needs a sledgehammer to the head. "no idea what design is" my ass. Design is what you make of it. there's something she's obviously never heard of. Interior design.

[mondeost2202008]

This woman deserves to be thrown in that garbage dump where they threw the Merc's interior. She shouldn't give Jeremy a modern design if he wanted it too look like an old english house. I'm a modern design nut but I completely understand mixing modern with classic and what should just be classic.

I wouldn't call it a brilliant piece of design that vodka bar since it looks more like Plastic hell to me.

Wonder how many customers left her for being too naive?

[lucasfan18]

Funny Funny Funny but did it have to be a beautiful Mercedes S, i mean i still see that model as a hire car

[falmark187]

LOL 8:21 James Hammerhead's next

O NO

[Paiste402]

lol she is such a bitch. do wat the customer wants you to do, its their car not urs.

[Waffleater1]

This is beautiful. I would love to have a car like that! Just need to add some glue to the seats and objects. LOVE the fireplace though :P

[dzonitheboy]

this is old S clas!!:(((((( beautiful car destroyed!

[ThanatosMrk2]

should have used light weight concrete or better yet, aerated concrete blocks with a sand/cement top bed

[bntbntbntbntbntbntbn]

hey have the best job ever!!!

[WorldofLuxury]

Such a heavy car and he plans to have a smaller gas tank?! lol I don't think I'm even be brave enough to touch the tank.

[WorldofLuxury]

ironically, cement used to be considered light aha

[valternal]

one of the best tests fantastic :D

[Shiek927]

Who the hell would want a vodka bar for a interior? This woman think she has STYLE?! XD

[WorldofLuxury]

I know! Vodka bar might be cool but just isn't warm and welcoming like Jezza's design.

[matten96]

one of their best!!!

[JUGGALOJECKEL666]

lol!!!

[salvadordemi]

I nearly died of laughter from this video.

[mrrmancunian]

I don't want to see a fucking BMW advert for christ sake!

Youtube, please don't spoil the videos with daft adverts.

[fivestars20]

we try my way first.... and then we will finish it.... hahahaha i would give anything to meet jeremy, hes fuckin hilarious

[kenizaton]

LOL!!

[Audiojackful]

That woman is retarded.

[Timbul53525253]

She's doing car design. Clarkson is doing comedy...

[Marreez]

"James I can see double"

haha...

[wompwomp8]

"regain control of the cottage!"

[Bearcat909]

omg my sides hurt from laughing to hard

[afertyus1000]

chips with vinegar on revolting? the frogs eat frogs and snails how revolting is that?stupid bitch

[RnB123100]

lol

[SBTYROLL]

Beeing an artist she of all people should know that taste cannot be discussed...

[Boleslav69]

Being an average person i cant believe you cant understand humor and show....

[klamnir]

I really hope she's just putting up a show. If she's really that stuck up, she needs a good kicking.

[Timbul53525253]

Of course she is. Just like the glamour model played dumb when co-driving for James May. Top Gear is an entertainment show!

[FuckSlice]

I worked with people like her in college while doing my degree in illustration alongside the GD students and whenever they were given a brief they'd complain when they had "too many limitations". She shouldn't complain and try to make Jeremy choose something he didn't ask for, she should've just done what he (the client) asked of her but added her own personal twist, that's how I dealt with my briefs and most of those whiners never finished the course.

[tarded55]

lol at 8:21

[webly17]

"How many of you are polish?" Jeremy Clarkson you are a LEGEND!