BURGER MONEY

[ramslak]

shit shaye, so many hollywood movies fail at being scary, you could easily pull off that old school horror shit if you tried and then surpass most of the scary movies these days...

[DarkprinX2500]

this is so stupid.. i can't believe people actually like this shit

[TrickShotFactory]

LMFAO

[ButtplugClock]

Didn't Randy sell himself for burgers in the Trailer Park Boys?

[Underjoggle]

If you enable closed captioning, all it says is "kill me" over and over.

[teleshaka]

this is a fucking nightmare!!! id rather get executed than forced to fuck that

[clearfather]

I was on way too much acid to watch this. Oh god.

[blakemeche]

EPIC.



[BlocOcheese]

WTF

[JERFit]

cocaine is a helluva drugs

[martyismartyr]

hahah i love how you scare me:D

[elginxxxman]

I loved the music in this . . . . but seriously . . . . isn't Kiki a tad young?

[nathanpiazza]

genius.

[P4ZP47Z]

I...must stop watching this...

[totalrandomcrap]

And I thought I did a lot of drugs!

[9darkdays]

wacked out on mcdonalds.

[Icix1]

it's like tim and eric, but even more bizarre and tripped out

[angelofdeath014]

@Icix1 except tim & eric are successful and funny.

[balmung29]

@angelofdeath014 except they're so not those things that it loops back through being funny right back to the end of being unfunny

[scarface0623]

this video is just the right length for me to masturbate to. 

[phibersunos]

i think i see the works of a homicidal person.

[SomeChickNamedKasey]

FAVORITE Shaye video ever.

[UgliStiK14]

This is the shit people make nightmares out of

[EnigmaticUnseen]

This is going to be Michael Jackson's son in a few years.

[eternalnate]

Burger money for more Kitty Candy

[porkyminch01]

Charlotte is also nine, I bet she could earn some burger moneys to, what'd you think?

[BarrettTV]

fuck foldgers,THIS is the best part of waking up by far

[laughingtiger123]

b r i l l i a n c e

[nlteam21]

boring ;<

[exedeath]

Sometimes when looking at those videos, I remember of michael jackson. I dont know why.

[DavidWicked]

this has definitely compromised my mental acuity.

[gronktown]

dude, so bizarre im intruiged

[electriccmeadows]

you seem fantastic, hey hey hey.

[JollyJollies22]

Posture, Darling. Posture.

[mario0318]

what is the song playing in the first half of this video. its neat

[simon1boy]

Shaye, I'm giving you three internets for this!

[zodiacchiller]

OMG burger money!!!

[cuteh4mster]

Kiki is such a role model. Is she still 8? She's too smart for an 8-years-old.

[noahlothes]

Wow this is realy fucked up but Ima trip on acid with this shit

[ThatMonsterMan]

now I cant sleep. I also have a nagging feeling that one of these things is waiting for me in the darkness downstairs, whispering to itsself...

[creepycolt]

Good for Kiki. She's building character.

[chickentoeshow101]

kiki dont do it ur too young!!!! shaye is being a bad mommy

[suudsie]

Hm. No more acid for you!

[blackpigpigxxx]

selling her doll ass for some burger money

[DizzyOnLemonade]

calvin harris left a link to this on his twitter.

[SJDurrant]

What does Calvin Harris have to do with Shaye? I'm confused.

[eltiochusma]

Yeah, apparently Calving Harris and his crew are on the Shaye LATE TRAIN.

[rugbyismyreligion]

Now Calvin.... what was that?

[dancechick007]

That's really fucking weird.

What the hell, Mr. Harris?

[mattpat1989]

Is that.....No surely not

Infact

Is that Tila Tequila

I hate that cunt

[porkyminch01]

Satan has a special place for Tila shitila

[jakreid0]

Calvin.. what happened in Pacha.. did the laptop battery die...? june 28th (i think)

twitter i_lovegaga

[xCH4INxSAWx]

lol didnt quite understand wt tht was about

:L

goin to see calvin harris in october cant wait

XD (Y)

[JoooeW]

Calvin.

[tanadia]

Oh my God I think I'm gonna have nightmares now.

I blame Calvin Harris

[Bex27193]

WHAT THE HELL LMAO.

[ShineOnLuci]

burger...money??

Calvin Harris...

[badgerboyjim]

Thanks Calvin !!

[SoniaSpitfire]

LOL

Like everyone under my comment and probably abovve my comment will have been sent by @calvinharris !

Me too...quite random.

[jesusgluez]

CALVIN

[Volcanic9]

Damn you Calvin Harris.

[SuperFludey]

errm... calvin harris sent me? o.O

[xxcheerylxx]

ahahahaha...calvin harris! x

[cem12321]

Thanks calvin.

[ib2good2btru]

calvin harris

[DJMeowMixer]

CALVIN HARRIS

[Tanzz88]

Just like everyone else

CALVIN HARRIS - TWITTER.

[bethxo1]

calvin harriss ;)

[SecretSinger8]

Calvin Harris Sent Me Thiss :L:L

[binboyuk]

calvin hariss sent me

[naynayx]

hahaha calvin harris is a cheeky bastard d:

[bunnyboo0707]

omfgosh you know how disturbing this shit is?????! haha I LOVE CALVIN a whole lot!! :D ! but omgosh ... uhh speechless

[marcu5trap]

calvin harris ;D

[PhAdGs]

Calvin Hariss Comment on this on his twitter

[acdcfreak4life]

your vids are amazingly wierd and scare the shit out of me. I RECKON THATS FUCKING MAD!!!!!!!!!

[aceywinters]

These are all just so damn entertaining and I don't know why!

[alferciaga]

I agree! :)))))

[guitarnoob06]

Everyone of your videos has a comment saying how disturbed you are or need to go to a hospital or something. I think all your videos are hilarious.

[6someone6vile6]

i agree!

[AussieRoadTripper]

@guitarnoob06 the guy that did these vids died of a drug overdose so its a bit late to drag his corpse to a psychiatric hosptial

[zebscy]

poor child.. you must be very disturbed

[loull287]

that was beautiful

[shesquaint]

This gave me nightmares!

[Tedsuzan]

You mean 'the gift' of nightmares...

[Will2000000000000000]

Which corner could i find kiki on? Oh yea Marry Me?

[iworkwiththedead]

This is the best thing ever

[weaselvulture]

this is just so damn clever.

[esl1234]

I wonder what kiki's doing to make a little extra burger money? hmmm

[BFSHM315]

ALL TIME FAVOURITE VID ON THE NETS

hello dude

[rivercitymud]

If I were a wealthy person, I would buy up a bunch of random commercial slots during the daytime talk shows and play this over and over again.

[wungabunga]

Is the correct answer!

[Nidonemo]

@rivercitymud

Good sir, I support your idea and would help fund it.

[gothicjokercro]

@rivercitymud we should go into business together then so we can get wealthy and make this type of stuff happen. lol

[manvsbear]

@rivercitymud

Best. Idea. Ever.

[diddykongfu]

@rivercitymud lmao the religious people would go apeshit lol

[P4ZP47Z]

@rivercitymud Seeing this during a commercial would make my da- YEAR.

[91Jacob]

@rivercitymud If I were a wealthy person, and you did that, and I actually watched TV, I would pay a bunch of random people to hunt you down and kill you.

[toolshed777]

@rivercitymud AGREEEEED

[RotaryPoweredDick]

YES!! that is the single weirdest video on youtube! the things legs and arms are plastic!

[danielle76]

LMAO.

[BTG91]

The Scariest thing I have ever seen on youtube other than kitty candy!

[SimpleAndClean6]

This horrifies me beyond belief.

[AstroPolar]

Hey it's you! SHAYE IS GOD. GAWD

[Adon6136]

GAAHAAAD!

[birdsflyhigh16]

I love this video! (:

[bobibopo]

whats that song in the background??

[beanandres]

im kinda scared...

[maypost]

I want my 53 seconds back

[martinmax69]

...come...we will make beautiful babies together...and live for ever and ever

[Niyou77]

I love Shaye, but he's still scary. But in a good way.

[Tedsuzan]

I went to a poetry reading the other day and people kept saying "hi everyone", and I had a hard time not laughing...

[doctorspankluv]

ggn6....u have issues....Bow to Shaye

[greenkiwis]

im gonna get nightmares DX

[ggn6]

omg, this is fucking wierd? and scary!! almost sick, but on a swedish program called BULLSHIT they said that shaye saint john was all a fake

[Niyou77]

Isn't that the one with Penn and Teller? Anyway, yeah, it's all a fake. But it's AMAZING.

[ggn6]

omg, this is fucking wierd? and scary!! almost sick, but on a swedish program called BULLSHIT they said that shaye saint john was all a fake

[5bye7]

a fake? as in what not a real person? NO SHIT its obviously a costume and a dude making awesome videos

[Tedsuzan]

Good move...It's important to teach children about making 'burger money' at an early age...

[xxxjustine]

she's only nine!

[doctorspankluv]

More hand thing. I.....hurwt.

[dknytodd]

i thought it was aaaahhh....hhooooood

[doctorspankluv]

Shaye is pretty unequaled.

[KikiSavage]

lol your one of my bigest idol

[danishutubefan]

OMG God Hi everyone ..what do you think!? I heard that my little Kiki is makin' all this burger money? She's only 9? LMFAO

[johnd94]

I want to marry Shaye Saint John, I would even take her last name.

[TheBoyT]

how the fuck is this shit funny?its fucked up, do people just laugh at anygthing nowadays?

[WhoreScout]

I cant stop laughing. Omg makin burger money!

[WianTreetin]

I think its SO GOOD!

[suziemcwrong]

chack out the gams on this 1

[mininamie]

NICE LEGS!!

[hibakusha0]

Wow...I'm proud of Kiki!