Surely you jest; but it's quite alright. As of the circumstances, I find your envy understandable. Not all can be true literary geniuses much like myself, and ask around; the Irony Quintology is by far the most loved and appreciated fan-literature ever written. It's won four awards, three of which were hand-delivered to me by a Scandinavian Bandit known only as "The Cheese", who refused to speak proper English with me unless I offered him hourly sacrifices of ham.
It took great difficulty to meet him in person, and many a day without proper sandwich meat. Finally, after about a year of travel by pogo stick (for the religious policies of his town refuses to allow tourists unless they travel by such means) to finally get to his village, the particularly challenging bit being to cross the oceans. Nevertheless, upon meeting me he greeted me with three rewards, claiming that the series has changed his outlook on life, and he vowed to turn a...
... new leaf. He set aside his crimes of parachute thievery (a practice that ran in his family of outlaws involving jumping from high cliffs to descend upon his victims by parachute, gun in hand; hence the phrase 'Parashooter') and decided to pursue his dreams he had as a child. He currently works at a vet clinic in Seattle, and now speaks English freely, no longer driven by his mad lust for assorted lunch meats. While your insult to my work struck me deeply, I forgive you...
Because this discussion has reminded me of this venture and how wonderful it was to see a life change for the better due to my own works. I'm certain in due time and after some time to reconsider your current life values, you will agree that my quintology is simply better than anything else of its time. Now if you'll pardon me, I'm going to go make myself a ham sandwich without fear of being robbed ever again by Scandinavian parachute bandits. Because I'm a hero.
I suppose my requirements for a sequel have been met, perhaps I shall. Again, my apprehensions at approaching a sequel are the same reasons why I was apprehensive about writing chapter two back when I was posting the story on a respected literary forum; I worry that making another will tarnish the beauty of the original. But very well, I shall try.
Thank you Mistah Jay, I spent many weeks formulating the response to Sonic's heroic endeavors while deep sea fishing for the beast that took my arm in the deep Atlantic, it was only after I single-handedly defeated the beast and made a coat from its skins that such a response revealed itself to me.
It's okay my fellow literature fanatic; to recognize the masterpiece behind this writing is to take a big step to self-understanding of such literary pursuits. I bid ye luck
Dude, PLEASE make more of these. xD
bluefire773 2 months ago
Okay i don't mean to troll but...I write fanfics more creative than this in my sleep.-_-
florenmage 5 months ago
@florenmage
Surely you jest; but it's quite alright. As of the circumstances, I find your envy understandable. Not all can be true literary geniuses much like myself, and ask around; the Irony Quintology is by far the most loved and appreciated fan-literature ever written. It's won four awards, three of which were hand-delivered to me by a Scandinavian Bandit known only as "The Cheese", who refused to speak proper English with me unless I offered him hourly sacrifices of ham.
ShadowtailsST 5 months ago
@ShadowtailsST
It took great difficulty to meet him in person, and many a day without proper sandwich meat. Finally, after about a year of travel by pogo stick (for the religious policies of his town refuses to allow tourists unless they travel by such means) to finally get to his village, the particularly challenging bit being to cross the oceans. Nevertheless, upon meeting me he greeted me with three rewards, claiming that the series has changed his outlook on life, and he vowed to turn a...
ShadowtailsST 5 months ago
@ShadowtailsST
... new leaf. He set aside his crimes of parachute thievery (a practice that ran in his family of outlaws involving jumping from high cliffs to descend upon his victims by parachute, gun in hand; hence the phrase 'Parashooter') and decided to pursue his dreams he had as a child. He currently works at a vet clinic in Seattle, and now speaks English freely, no longer driven by his mad lust for assorted lunch meats. While your insult to my work struck me deeply, I forgive you...
ShadowtailsST 5 months ago
@ShadowtailsST
Because this discussion has reminded me of this venture and how wonderful it was to see a life change for the better due to my own works. I'm certain in due time and after some time to reconsider your current life values, you will agree that my quintology is simply better than anything else of its time. Now if you'll pardon me, I'm going to go make myself a ham sandwich without fear of being robbed ever again by Scandinavian parachute bandits. Because I'm a hero.
ShadowtailsST 5 months ago
@ShadowtailsST Oh my apologies.You have truly humbled me.=P
florenmage 5 months ago
This is beautifly :') im iz nox nonz-alcholloholicks nowt hat ives seenz ziz.
*claps loudly*
meep909 6 months ago
This is beautiful. I felt like I was there... MAKE ANOTHER!!
cuddlep00p 8 months ago
@cuddlep00p
I suppose my requirements for a sequel have been met, perhaps I shall. Again, my apprehensions at approaching a sequel are the same reasons why I was apprehensive about writing chapter two back when I was posting the story on a respected literary forum; I worry that making another will tarnish the beauty of the original. But very well, I shall try.
ShadowtailsST 5 months ago
"And Tailz was free and said; 'thanks.'"
THAT LINE... HAD ME. IT JUST GOT ME.
JRcomix 8 months ago
@JRcomix
Thank you Mistah Jay, I spent many weeks formulating the response to Sonic's heroic endeavors while deep sea fishing for the beast that took my arm in the deep Atlantic, it was only after I single-handedly defeated the beast and made a coat from its skins that such a response revealed itself to me.
ShadowtailsST 8 months ago
"I Asm' Boreded!" lmao! This is so damn stupid I love it!
ShePlaysIt 10 months ago
I was in tears. This is the most magical Sonic fan fic EVAR.
TheMusicGirlsWorld 11 months ago
hehe, the end went a little over the top ^^;
nice job, correctly pronouncing all the spelling mistakes and such ;)
heh, yeah, "if you believe in yourself, you can do anything". *eyeroll*
UltramasterBDJ 1 year ago
The ending was like something out a parody of a bad children's book. XD
slashermaster28 1 year ago
this video is better than sex.
JamesSnarkle 1 year ago
Dear Gawd. XD This one HAD to be bad on purpose.
Aargh14 2 years ago
Y-you thought my brilliant, calculated writing was bad? D:
ShadowtailsST 2 years ago
Wut, did I say that? Oh, disregard me. I am just an uncultured beheamoth who knows not of true Shakespearean masterpieces such as this.
Aargh14 2 years ago
It's okay my fellow literature fanatic; to recognize the masterpiece behind this writing is to take a big step to self-understanding of such literary pursuits. I bid ye luck
ShadowtailsST 2 years ago
one anogram WTF!- that was crazy funny
yoshimasterleader 2 years ago
I love troll fanfics... Can't say the same about serious ones though.
MooKakashi 2 years ago
XDD Fucking best Sonic fanfic. 5/5 and favorited, good job XDDDD
darkangel10028 2 years ago 9
I agree; since I wrote it :D Thankies~
ShadowtailsST 2 years ago
This is hilarious XD 5/5, and favorited
OMGiloveyouSpongebob 2 years ago 6