I had both this video and your twilight rant open. I paused the twilight one to go on another website, and accidentally clicked this video's tab instead and pressed play to hear 'When you're menstruating- they can smell that!' and it took me awhile to realize I was on the wrong video and you weren't talking about vampires.
I live in Florida and even people here have the wrong idea about alligators. They are ambush predators, meaning they lie in wait until something comes close. If you can see an alligator and you are on land, it basically poses no threat as long as you keep a relatively safe distance
This probably sounds crazy, but it'd be too funny and too much of a Scary Movie cliche if some chick on her cycle went for a morning swim and didn't come back. I mean, the death wouldn't be funny, just the scenario and idea of it is. That doesn't make me an evil person, right?
Ray "PBR" Casin thought he was going out for a leisurely morning fishing trip, when he discovered that his usual "fishin' crick" was filled with alligators in the midst of a "feeding frenzy."
Outraged by such an intrusion, Ray stepped from the boat, drew his katana, and sliced his own palm. As his blood flowed into the river, he yelled "Gators! You dare? Attend!" For thirty-four hours he battled his foes, until all were slain and the "crick" ran red with the cold blood of the reptile invaders.
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God you're disgusting
downinmonterey 11 months ago
Alligators?Don't forget Rabid Bats,Bobcats,Mosquitoes,Pissed off Opossum/Possum(Tomato/Tomato fck it)and the ever loving redneck trailer tramps.
TheStigmadeign 1 year ago
I had both this video and your twilight rant open. I paused the twilight one to go on another website, and accidentally clicked this video's tab instead and pressed play to hear 'When you're menstruating- they can smell that!' and it took me awhile to realize I was on the wrong video and you weren't talking about vampires.
pontpiggy 1 year ago
I live in Florida and even people here have the wrong idea about alligators. They are ambush predators, meaning they lie in wait until something comes close. If you can see an alligator and you are on land, it basically poses no threat as long as you keep a relatively safe distance
lordrah 1 year ago 9
you remind me of jpmetz
cpenguin202 1 year ago
What a very JPMetz-like ending.
jewelsftw 1 year ago
Luv ur video. Ur a cutie and smart.
Trollinista 1 year ago
lol nice also dont forget if its in your yard you have new shoes lol
Robustnit 1 year ago
You're awesome...thanks for making my day. ^_^
limmy73 1 year ago
You are really funny LOL thanks for sending me your way! You see, when your promoting good stuff people don't mind the self-promotion! Subscribed!
musiclove990 1 year ago
This is really good =)
pandemichalo92 1 year ago
lol =D
DETROITHEY6 1 year ago
im not complainin
sokaylee 1 year ago
but i want to stay :(
defect530 1 year ago
Haha i love this video
NZavala18 1 year ago
Bwahaha love it <3
DorisDayFanatic 1 year ago
hahaha :) good video
4everSushi 1 year ago
lol
fluffyxcuffs 1 year ago
ur sexy
ruderevival 1 year ago
ur awesom!!
mydeadlylullaby 1 year ago
hahahahhaha
purlekayo 1 year ago
i never seen these things.haaaaaaaaaa.
AsadNiazi7 1 year ago
tres awesome
sweethen 1 year ago
god south florida redneck are so god damned retarded.
Swtbby8998 1 year ago
Smart, funny, and interesting as always ;)
DirectorMeadows 1 year ago
This probably sounds crazy, but it'd be too funny and too much of a Scary Movie cliche if some chick on her cycle went for a morning swim and didn't come back. I mean, the death wouldn't be funny, just the scenario and idea of it is. That doesn't make me an evil person, right?
Bloganon 1 year ago
Ray "PBR" Casin thought he was going out for a leisurely morning fishing trip, when he discovered that his usual "fishin' crick" was filled with alligators in the midst of a "feeding frenzy."
Outraged by such an intrusion, Ray stepped from the boat, drew his katana, and sliced his own palm. As his blood flowed into the river, he yelled "Gators! You dare? Attend!" For thirty-four hours he battled his foes, until all were slain and the "crick" ran red with the cold blood of the reptile invaders.
Lolofield 1 year ago 9
@Lolofield Lolllll what the hell, man.
blo0dyme 1 year ago 3
I want to sleep in a shoebox under your bed.
NickWoha 1 year ago
Holy crap I saw this story on yahoo and thought the same thing! Thank you!
UrMomIsClockLike 1 year ago
Blo0dyme Marry me.
Alavistaven2012 1 year ago