The Outrageous Tale of the Tortoise & the Smartass Hare (original narration by Randall)

[matthewbubba1]

Poopoo skunk. LMAO HAHAHAHAHHAHA

[3PICxStudios]

What a cocky prick

[3PICxStudios]

10 hares disliked this

[dtowntexg]

I'm listening to this like I don't know what's going to happen next

[sceneninjas59]

I'll race you, you stupid asshole. xD

[ljillkoehler]

"What a cocky prick!" Best line ever!

[Cjan8011teen]

I'll race ya you stupid asshole... XD AWESOMENESS

[Enivekdax17]

3:19- ORLY OWL!!!!!!

[snowflake1128]

"Don't look at me" said poo poo skunk

[TheMrilikefunny]

who the hell could dislike this!?

[philsphan2]

You just lost to one you shmuck

[DeathTheKidFTW998]

I've had enough of your bullshit!!

[MissNaomiBad]

Best version of this story I've ever heard!

[instantramen666X3]

Oh lol. As soon as the video finished, an ad came up on the bottom of the video screen: "Be first. Be the fastest." XD

[scifimom]

More fairy tales, Randall, PLEASE!!!

[SCARman78]

Dude. I kinda want Randall to read me a story every night before I go to bed. 

[Eskiho1324]

poopoo skunK??haha



[kmj1727]

this is basically the funniest thing i have watched in a LONG time!

[Pochoa6415]

Poopoo skunk has low self-esteem.

[Lizhellsing]

Hahaha this is really funny.

[TerraDangerJonas]

This is better than the actual story.

[AndreasN2011]

"what a cocky prick" ha ha ha

[loveduckyinside]

Thanks, love(:

[JGDestroyers14]

im gonna lick your nose!

[GreyJoJoLove]

@markboccacio You speak the truth, friend.

[ZombehKittehTNG]

"im gunna bite your ass"

i laughed so hard i had to pause. xD

[markboccaccio]

Randall would have been an iconic myth if he had just had the smarts to put out the "Hony Badger" and nothing else

[MuzicLova26]

omg im dyinngggg lmaoo

[Coolpaws111]

this is better than the real story

[Bamabi20]

Look at that amazing speed oh how does he do it! LMAO

[xxxDangerLinexxx98]

1:57 Steven got air-kicked LOL

[ChelseaKaylene]

You think the honey badger care who won? Honey badger don't give a shit.

[Sodasprite6310]

I just love the look the owl has at 1:19

[Kairuka]

How the shit did they train all these animals not to eat each other and then train them to perform?!? Whoever did that deserves a goddamn award.

[flufnutable]

This is my fav video yet!!!! I laughed throughout the whole thing and am still laughing!!! So hilarious

[adidasman18]

Im gunna bite your assss.....

[philsphan2]

this might be randalls best video ever

[CratersAndCream]

It sounds as if Roger Rabbit is narrating, and I love it!

[oniondeluxe]

GOOSE :D

[BenatWar97]

I wish randall would tell me stories or record them on his own! PLZ PLZ DO THAT

[cynder167]

I'm gonna bite your butt!!

[ChloeTriangle]

Larry :)

[84shakalaka]

Get this guy on animal planet NOW

[eyesack9]

Gary, Steven and poo poo skunk lmfao

[Danni0051]

steven is sooooo cute

[CrazyClara101]

Poo Poo Skunk?

[ffelix422]

"Hey Steven, can you maker sure the race tracks ready for those two ass-holes in the morning?" Thanks Love.

lol

[kickstoofye]

Poo poo skunk lol

[ProjectGamer59]

The hare may be fast but THE HONEY BADGER STILL DOSN'T GIVE A SHIT

[awesomefools]

You stupid schmuck! Lol

[epmmdm]

ill race u stupid asshole. thats my fav part makes me laugh every time



[MsInfinitepink]

"What a cocky prick!"

Gawd, I love you Randall! Thanks for all of the fun and laughter. :)

[Kaizertg7870]

"You better wake up stupid, Your losing this race, Im gonna bite your ass" XD

[libraalbert91]

@Kaizertg7870 i laughed so hard on that part

[BlackScorpion117]

8 dislikes? Honey badger doesn't give a shit

[Nadool]

"Ya know what," said the grumpy ol' tortoise, "I'll race ya, ya stupid asshole."

Lulz

[Mrmixermusicmania]

I gonna lick your nose, lick lick lick!

[mralphadog97]

why would people dislike this? but honey badger dont give a shit anyways

[xFLUFFYWALRUSx]

lmfao poo poo skunk

[SamLim1391]

This is one of the greatest videos of all time

[69ChAoS13]

LMAO!

[stephinreallife]

don't look at me says poo poo skunk

[SmellsLikeDarkside]

I'm going to bite your ass!

[JustJess090]

LMAO. Smartass hair! haha

[jladd1028]

6 people are sleepy hares who lost the race!

[Shakeofdeath62]

HONEY BADGER DONT GIVE A FUCKING SHIT!!!

[nafti360]

I'll race ya, you stupid asshole!

[LtWalker11]

ha steven

[XxGINGERSSUCKxXXXXXX]

LOL THE ADD FOR THIS VID WAS "ORDER LIVE TORTOISES NOW" lol

[shillykins18]

Steven!!

[Mrmixermusicmania]

1:24 STARES INTO YO SOUL

[TheeW1zman]

lol I like da song in da background

[absol86]

is it me or is Poo Poo Skunk super cute!!!

[TheShadyShadeGuys]

The Poo Poo Skunk Doesn't Wanna Race

[gooblaga2007]

I'll race you, you stupid asshole!

[meghangreaney]

po po skunk

[Wishop2346]

Are ya kidding? I'm gonna lick your nose!

[257nickjonaslover]

"ill race yu ya stupid ass hole"

[yosim5]

....... your amazing stand up comedian right here

[yosim5]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS WHO IS THIS GUY I FUCKINH LOVE HIM SOOO MUCH HE NEEDS TO DO A SHIT LOAD OF VIEDOS FOR EVERY ANIMAL SOO FUNNY I LOVE IT ME AND THE GUY TALKING WOULD HAVE A BLAST

[257nickjonaslover]

"im doin this dammit"

[katerade97]

Yeah, the Tortoise won, you think the Honey Badger cares? Honey badger dont give a shit!

[emv321]

ill race you ya stupid asshole. lol!

[XxwhatyoutalmaboutxX]

Lmaooo laughed so hard!

[ArcticHusky3721]

pleaseeee narrate watership down!!!!

[gregoriosprincess]

Love it!! :)

This should be turned into a bedtime movie for people to lazy to read to their children. They can handle a few curse words right?

[AAredhawk]

Best version of this story ever.

[VenomProject]

Why is the fox named Steven?! LOL

For some reason I find that to be hilarious.

[TeamBangout1]

im just gonna lick your face until the race!

[J0NNYB0Y124]

But honey badger doesn't care, honey badger doesn't give a shit!

[zeramirsgirl]

HARElarious!

[gumpishelf]

poo poo skunk

[skittlewolf1]

Lol

[mjsarr]

Randall your videos give my kids and I something to laugh about together.

[macadam96]

A life lesson learned

[111583073]

I've got to say that Randall is absolutely the best narrator that I have ever heard and he makes learning about different animals fun...He's the "GREATEST" and also the "FUNNIEST"! God bless you Randall!!!

[kjhallock]

Did anyone else get the Tekken reference Steve The Fox (Steven Fox)

[MrMikebike13]

ahhaha

[Videosandstuff11]

I have officially named my pillow pet after Randall :D

[10XxHaLEyxX10]

"Listen Hare, I've had enough of your bullshit. Lets race tommorrow, you and me. What do you say, Tortoise and Hare? The Hare was like: 'Are you kidding? I'm gonna lick your nose lick lick lick. I'm just gonna lick your little face until we race, do you understand? Ha ha ha!" Also, I love how the Fox's name is Steven xD

[Jakobweidenbach]

I fucking love that the fox is named steven.

[Jakobweidenbach]

Don't look at me said poo poo skunk.

[Yoharashi]

how the hell did you make this *___*

[debredz2r]

Cute! LoL

[GeorgieBiggin]

I don't know why but the fact that the fox is called Steven really amuses me.

[Jakobweidenbach]

@GeorgieBiggin Its a fitting name.

[gforceproduction]

I love "Poo Poo Skunk"! He needs his own video! Love you Rnadall!!

[eternalpengel87]

This is Epic! :3

[TransientWriting]

"ill race you you stupid asshole" hah!

[gummyboots]

Lol at "Steve Fox"

Randall likes tekken?

[ReverendBrent]

I'm voting Randall for president

[weffy93]

You're the best randall!!!

[asazimri]

"I'm gonna bite your ass!! HAHA"

[Daffy711]

@asazimri lol

[Leebo6666]

"And we'll all make money!"

[cjiswhite1]

3 people are grumpy nasty asses.

[RhythmJam]

I will always root for a tortoise that tells a hare that he's had enough of his bullshit.

[pikach55]

1:22 DEATH GLARE!

[joybmassa]

"I'm doing this, dammit!," says the tortoise...

[boomyakasha]

@roboticaamericana I lol at your feeble attempt to annoy me. Farewell my 10 year old friend.

[boomyakasha]

@roboticaamericana What a child.

[apopkaflowerchild]

LOL, that was great ! : )

[boomyakasha]

@roboticaamericana Yet 123 real people do. Somehow the honey badgers opinion doesn't seem quite as important.

[dmttsn]

Honey Badger would eat them all !

[JMPalassis]

LOL Buddy you're so hilarious :p

[stellaluna4u2]

EPIC!!!!



[Mycosyco1]

Be a lot more loud and a lot more spontanious, don't prepare!

[NappyCrafty]

I wish he could read a bedtime story to me.

[kmacmuzikmafia27]

Randall will never, ever get old. I'm seriously surprised how much I enjoy these vids lol.

[katelovesfrenchtoast]

This will be the new story I read my one year olds before their nap.

[skarredspartan]

LOL I had to stop at "poo poo skunk" to comment

[aluxious]

I liked this story when I was a kid!

[DantehMan]

How did they get all those animals together like that without losing a few of their lives?

[skyemcleod1]

"You just LOST to one,you schmuck!" hahaha love this,thankx ;D

[Issaquan5]

55!

[CandysAllMediaReview]

Haha! Been waiting for a video from you! Love it but why no girl animals? :)

[campbellssoupsam]

999 veiw hony badger dont care

[MrHughManatee]

I'm the 1000th viewer, but the honey badger don't care. Honey badger don't give a shit.

[aznboi7821]

tortiose doesnt give a shit that his face gets licked,

[101Challenge]

THE TORTOISE BLAZING SPEED OUT OF THE STARTING LINE , how does he do it

[csreech]

Haha, Steven.

[misterdoctornick]

Randal reminds me of Esther Goldberg

[TheBellaCam]

lmfaooo! The raccoon

[Lieu3C4]

One of the best, most action packedest talkfests to date.

[Hardyman1966]

Kindergarten would have been so much more interesting if it sounded like this!

[jakob31392]

lmao ill race ya you stupid asshole!

[bittersweetlove1767]

"i'm gonna bite your ass, wake up."

[kami2008]

"Hey steven can you go get the racetrack ready for those two " haha I love randall

[nathan8797]

2 people must have bet on the hare

[jamaal2005]

0:51 "Listen, Hare!!! I've had ENOUGH of your B*LLSH*T!!!" hAHa!!!

[kakuichi]

I like how every other animal's name was related to what they are, except for the fox whose name was just steven! lol

[kakuichi]

@kakuichi wait, was that actually a tekken reference (steve fox!)

[heroteen16]

@kakuichi if that is true then Randall is the best.

[Jamc938]

Hey stooopid you lost the race!

[Sei1863]

Best parable ever!!

[MA1325]

"I'm ganna bite your ass ha ha!"

[Sysforlife]

"What a cocky prick!" <3

[fearlesslauper]

hey i lost 20 dollars on you, stupid hare!

[fearlesslauper]

poo poo skunk!

[Ah4b]

The honey badger just had little regards for that race. But that way he wont know that this is a great vid.

[AllTimeIsRelative]

Excellent as always! Anyone know anything about the footage? Other than it clearly depicting 'The tortoise and the hare'.

[flithyharry]

I find it hilarious that no matter how many videos this guy does, every single one has (top rated) comments about that nastyass honey badger

[SquirtTV]

The Hare disliked the video.

[Garocola22]

i think this is my new favorite version of this story...

[jahwob]

Stephen!



[angstyDarko]

lmaooo "i'm gonna just lick your lil face until we race, you understand?"

[flipflopkitty1]

hahaha oh my god

honey badger don't give a shit if you wrote "honey badger don't give a shit" in every randalls video