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  • I don't care if this is real or not. It's perfect.

  • Reading the comments it's become painfully obvious that most people don't realize that Stephen King didn't actually say any of this. It's FAN MADE (but still brilliant). If you read carefully you'll see the following in the video description:

    "NB: This video is meant for entertainment purposes, and may not represent Mr. King's actual views."

  • meyer cant write for shit. its kind of easy if you ask me to write for immature 13 year olds about vampire vs werewolf romance. stephen king forever.

  • heheh, go get 'em, King! <3

    Thanks for my childhood, by the way!

  • Stephen King probably was a better writer than Meyer when he was a five year old. :p

  • AMAZING BOOOOOK!!!

  • That's why I would never read his books. Complete idiot.

  • @Bodraw333 It's not really Stephen King who is talking...

  • whatever this is, Stephen King RULES

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  • I think he's just repeating what Mr.King said in a interview.

  • Obviously a hoax. The voice sounds pretty close, but it's still a 20-year-old doing it.

  • @teteanaliza Lol. it says in the description that it isn't him. :p

  • My opinion on Stephanie Meyer:REDRUM!!!

  • This isn't Stephen King...

  • @Lainehh I was suspecting this, but I don't actually know what stephen king sounds like. So I don't know. On the other side, no matter if this was stephen or not, the person talking is still right with everything

  • Dude, the man's a genious!!!

  • And this type of genius is why he has been number one on my list of favourite authors for almost three years.

  • I feel so sorry for Robert Pattinson, he absolutely hates the Twilight Saga, yet he has had to put up with it since 2007

  • Jack Nicholson>Robert Pattinson anyday.

  • Well said Stephen! You sure know when you're beaten! and how appropriate of you to publicly apologize. BTW I liked On Writing. Maybe you should send a copy to Stephanie.

  • STEPHEN KING ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    STEPHENIE MEYER SUCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    TWILIGHT NOVELLAS ARE COMPLETELY ROTTEN

  • Who's heard of Carrie, IT, Misery, The Shining, ect., with great love towards The Dark Tower? Me. That's who. Oh and Roland of Gilead. And Jake of New York. And Eddie of New York. And Susannah of New York. And Oy of Mid-World.

  • @metroidprimee Thankee sai! Long days and pleasant nights! :)

  • @paulmcguineapig1 thankee sai...another from the halls of gilead!!

  • "amazing book!" classic!

  • brilliant! mr king would not have dared so someone had to do it... and oh so beautifully! excellent!

  • Took me long enough to realise this isn't him speaking.

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  • SILENCE,

    THE KING HAS SPOKEN.

  • living. legend.

  • so THATS why he is called King

  • I wish this was real...

  • @echidnavampire same here. where do people get off saying hes jealous i mean really

  • ......who...WHO.....says that Stephen King is jealous of Stephanie Meyer?!?!?! people who have said that have obviously never opened ANY kind of literature...im shock....

  • I love you, King.

  • Twilight books are for giggly little school girls. King's books are for hardcore readers.

  • epic

  • AMAZING BOOOOOOK

  • hahaha

  • ohhhhhh the sarcasm lol

  • Ultimate troll !! LOL

  • at least Stephen king knows wat a vampire is

  • Scathingly brilliant!

  • This is why the king pwns twillight. This makes my hope in the literary world rekindle.

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  • Too much is put behind how many of her books or how any pathetic act is being watched in mass on earth. Just because a lot of people watch or read it- too agree to like any moronic piece of writing or moronic act shown in anywhere in mass while people buy into it en masse to watch or read. That doesn't at all make her work any better than that of Stephen King's works.

    Our moronic public proves that. Twilight sucks and this writer will go away. Just like the Harry Potter writer.

    The King is king.

  • @mamaschristmasbunny Can agree on all but the Harry Potter bit.

  • @mamaschristmasbunny actually King loves J.K Rowling and the Harry Potter books...

  • Come on, Stephen King if one of the best north american mistery writters... Mayer is just... is just... (someone complete my phrase please)

  • @Transilvano …a bored mother of three that had a wet dream about some mental guy and decided to make money out of it, giving teenage girls something to fangirl about (while annoying people who prefer higher literature).

  • @ApplesRubbish haha thanks :)

  • @Transilvano AMAZING BOOOOOOK

  • @903harman Compared to what? SHIT maybe :)

  • @903harman Hahaha Man sorry I didn´t get the joke until a few seconds ago... Sorry! hahaha have an A-MAZING night!

  • YUSS!! Stephen King is a legend ahahahah. A-ma-zing booook.

  • Psh Stephen King would NEVER be jealous of Stephanie Meyer. King uses amazing visualizations in his novels, especially in the Dark Tower. King is a FAR superior writer to Stephanie Meyer.

  • Lol hilarious.

  • Lol... Just... Lol...

  • LAWL I nearly died at 2:39 UH-MAZIN BOOOOOK thank you youtube for suggesting her video yesterday so i can enjoy the joke today

  • ammmmaaaazinnng booooooook lol

  • lol... he's funny and completely right, but a bit harsh i think

  • Stephen King is perhaps one of the best authors in history. I may be a fan of Stephanie Meyer, but anyone who knocks on King is an idiot. Just because you have a handful of books (half the size of some of King's books) doesn't mean that you have any talent at all.

  • He won't even pronounce her name right! Dude, this is awesome. I admit his TV series aren't the greatest but the original work itself is amazing

    Stephanie Meyers.... well it goes without say what we think about her. I applaud her for writing and finishing a book series, which is more than I can say for myself, however if she had such perseverance to finish it, why couldn't she persevere into writing the book properly? Common sense, people, common sense

  • So wait.......this isn't real?

  • ok i think we noe ur better than we would noe so be quiet

  • RIGHT IN THE FACE!

  • thankfully he did publish Under The Dome and I loved it so much

  • The heavy sarcasm is beautiful.

  • Other than the lack of a pop-filter, this video was pure gold.

  • Hail the King baby

  • Sarcasm is probably one of the greatest gifts humanity has been graced with.

  • @mearaskye I'd like to thumbs up your comment but you exactly have exactly 69 likes and I'm immature

  • Well whomever it was they said what I was thinking. I mean the Twilight series is fun, but the two hardly compare, and saying he's speaking out of jealousy hardly makes sense, he's far too accomplished for that. :)

  • what a hater

  • LONG LIVE THE KING!!!!!!!!!

  • @Blazekin36 and CUJO!!!

  • I like Twilight, but LOVE Stephen Kings book!!!!

  • im going to go count my money and look at my awards now.

  • AMAZING BOOB?????

  • LOL veteran troll thats so weak, childish and boring just like most twilight fans.

    This is Steven King! u've got to come better than that.

  • If that's King's voice, I'm a haunted car.

  • Dear Twilight fans: King is being sarcastic. I just thought you should understand that. LOL. King is so right.

  • @redmoonshade You do know this isn't really Stephen King, right...? BUT, I totally agree; Twilight sucks. HARD.

  • Someone on deviantart literally commented "omg stephenie meyers twilight is better then stephen king" and then said they're a massive fan of stephen king. WTF

  • This statement, beyond being awesome, also made me realize how few of his books I've actually read. I feel really guilty and I will be going to the nearest book shop tomorrow :D

  • Oh shit, stephen king went hard as hell, not only is a talented writer he is funny as hell, he right though i ain't hatin on stephanie meyer but stephen king is legendary

  • @Jakovian12345 is that what you tell yourself to get to sleep at night?

  • my first stephen king book was pet cemitery, and i loved it so much i started reading them like they were free.

  • Amazing Book = Stephen King's bleep button.

  • This isn't even his. =.=

  • also, and im genuinely not being sarcy here, my taste my be crap, i LOVED pet semetary,, carrie, thinner, stand by me, but i also love the Twilight saga, i have a HUUUUGE taste in stuff. is this acceptable? I read something whether its well written or badly written and to be honest i dont really always pay attention to the quality of the writing, if the subject matter is drawing me in, then i read it and enjoy it, i dont see why anyone can say that my choice or opinion is wrong here?

  • @forkihalei I don't get it either. I'm the same way, if I read a book series, and enjoy reading it, who cares whether others see it as "bad." I know people who watch and enjoy "bad" movies, and nobody says anything to them about it.

  • i appreciate that he criticised her writing ,yeah her vamps are not the norm,i like all vampires and i seriously dont have any problem that she made her's totally different and yeah maybe her writing skills are crap but to be honest its not going to make me like Twilight any less im afraid. ive not read Harry potter and i dont really intend to as i much prefer the idea of vampires (of ANY kind) to a boy wizard. Havent read King will get round to it im sure his books are superb

  • good god, he's sooo sarcy and i get why, he voiced an opinion, fair enough, ive read all the twilight saga and seen all the films, I am a big twilight fan but I totally get there's shit loads of people who dont like it, there ARE potholes sure, never read a stephen king book but seen alot of the film adaptations and yeah theyre REALLY good. i like both, much prefer Jodi Picoult though, she does AAMMMAAAYZZZIINNGGG BOOOKS! Anyway I wonder what the hell hed say about the Harry Potter franchise?

  • @forkihalei Lol,okay,you asked...Quote on Quote : "Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend.”

    ― Stephen King

    Don't believe me,google it.

  • @forkihalei Lol,okay,you asked..Quote on Quote: "Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend.”

    ― Stephen King

    Don't believe me,google it.(and if this is a repeat,ignore this one.I think my computer is acting weird)

  • King you are my idol!!

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  • I laughed so hard at this I can't think of anything intelligent to say XD

  • trolling, your doing it right.

  • No more needs to be said...i'm sure mega-rich literary titan Stephen King is so hurt by the little idiots making little insult video's to him on the internet...when he was their age he was published already. I, for one, wouldn't waste my time watching or reading what they have to say...King's resume speaks for itself.

    I mean, really, a vampire getting married?! Having kids?!?! GOD!!!

  • King is badass. He has every right to slam Meyer. I mean, really? To say he's jealous is the most funny shit in the world. King's awesome.

  • No matter how much I like someone one, if they are arrogant and can't be modest, it kind of takes that away.

  • My wife loves King, especially The Dark Tower series. She also likes Twilight for some odd reason.

    When I asked why, she said : "I spend twelve hours at work using my brain, going between three languages and constantly solving problems. When I come home, I just want to shut off my brain and read Twilight."

    Enough said.

  • Bella is a idiotic person trying to decide between Necrophilia & Beastyology.

  • Yikes! Walk away Stephenie. Just walk away. There is NO comeback to this verbal beat down.

  • Best. Apology. Ever.

  • I,as a horror movie lover,can kinda imagine what he fells like,and i got to say:Stephan is the KING

  • Listen to the King, people, he deserves the name!

  • This is sarcasm at its best. 

  • Thank you. No, let me clarify that, - THANK YOU!

  • Lol

  • What a great respond! 

  • Is it a real King's respond? Where can I find the written vertion of it? I've seen only a bad russian translation!

  • Stephen King is a more mature author, he dominated the industry for years, and years, and years, and years.

  • I always thought Stephen King was black.

  • :( I never read a King book, but I need to now, just, this is an inspiration...and I need to get something worth reading.

  • @KitKat1395 You should look at it from the other way around. I don't need a girlfriend, but men are expected to have them. Societal roles suck for everybody. Role models should be taken in with a grain of salt. Any person that gets their beliefs on life from twilight is stupid beyond belief. Reading these books isn't going to make people belief this. Give people more credit.

  • stephen king is and always will be better than smeyer

  • Stephen king's so funny. I bet Smeyer couldn't guess he was being sarcastic :)

  • If Smeyer is such a devote Mormon, what is she doing writing books about bloodthirsty sparkling faeries? Face it folks Smeyer's characters aren't vampires.

  • @javierpopable y r u commenting on an ant-twilight vid? If u don't like what we say, dont look at a vid u expect to hear and read bad things about twilight.

  • @Kuroneko388 I guess were both wrong in this situation then

  • I read somewhere that his middle-name is Awesome.

  • its very hard not to, as it's level of suckyness is so high that it practically screams hate me

  • Why do you guys have to bash twilight? if you hate it so much just don't pay attention to and wait until the series is over?

  • @javierpopable Over? At this rate, it will never be over. lol Besides, Stephen King just voiced his honest opinion. As a professional critic. It was her fans that were baaaawwwing all over the internetz.

  • @PachucoDesigns Oh I'm not hating on Stephen he's good at writing.

  • @javierpopable Yeah, no kidding. I'm pretty sure the vast majority of the fans of the horror genre would agree. Which is why the fact that the Twilight fans would have the audacity to say he is jealous is laughable.

  • Stephen King envies Stephenie Meyer's sucess? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Well, there has to be a handicap. You really can't credit twitards with an overabundance of common sense.

  • Thank you!! Stephen King is a literary genius. Stephanie Meyer is a terrible writer. I wish someone would tell her to freaking stop. I also wish twilight lovers would tell us to stop hating cause I am not hating. I am simply stating the facts. I have READ the books. I have given this garbage a chance and there is nothing redeeming about it.

  • I would dedicate my life to favoriting this video a billion times. But that would take away from my time reading Under the Dome. Which is an AMAYZIIIING BOOOOOK. May Stephanie Meyer have the burning remains of her own "novel" pounded down her throat til she choaks, that sick, twisted fuck. Much like the film adaptation of another of King's AMAYZIIIING BOOOOOKs. :D

  • UHMAYZIIIING BUUUUUHK

  • I have even more reason to love this man now. 8l

  • The ultimate pwnage. Problem Twihards\Stephanie Meyer?

  • He is brilliant, a brilliant writer and just brilliant.

  • Twilight is just a passing fad that will be completely forgotten in 10 years. Stephen kings works are already remembered as being some of the greatest works of this generation.

  • Commala-come-come,

    The battle's now begun!

    And all the foes of men and rose

    Rise with the setting sun.

    Song of Susannah, I don't know how he predicted this, the man's a genius. I got goosebumps when he mentiones the Dark Tower.

  • I don't know why but each time I heard Amazing Book I cried laughing

  • I haven't been much of a Stephen King reader in the past, but I gotta change that. This man is freakin hilarious!

  • @Faramirel The Dead Zone. Great book, the Christopher Walken movie was a good adaptation and the whole thing is just fun and scary. Also if you're a writer, then Misery will definatley scare you.

  • Stephanie Meyer has absolutely nothing on Stephan King, they shouldn't even be compared.

  • I'm going to go out on a limb... i think he is being a little sarcastic.

  • FUCK YEAH STAND BY ME AND THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION - ROB FUCKING REINER YES

  • Stephen King gets a bajillion more awesome points for this absolute pwnage.

  • Twilight makes me sick

  • If ur that jealous write a book as shit as Twilight & see if ur as successful. U at least know what works now. Rants ain't gonna get u far mate.

  • @brucestrauss Who are you talking to?

  • This was hilarious! I love it! I wonder if Stephen King can be this sarcastic in real life. XD

  • That is so fake, It's not even Stephen King talking! And it's Stephenie Meyer...not Stephenie Mayer! Know your stuff before you spout opinions about it!

  • I liked how when he mentioned people who have starred in his movies that they didn't even attempt to list some of the movies they have been in. Just because. lol

  • I agree lol but who are twilight fans? 12 year olds. Why is he trying to argue with a bunch of 12 year olds?

  • @buildabeard1

    Because he's Stephen King! He enjoys bitch-slapping people with words. XD

  • I just realized Stephen vs Stephanie xD

  • B U R N

  • I admire him more know. Pure eloquent pwnage.

  • Well I was supposed to say 'those'.

  • ...i love you even more now stephen!!! XD

  • Lol u my friend are a genius,this made my day.king WILL have his place amongst the litterary greats.

  • Peadofile vampires ahahahaha. He is totaly right !!!

    

  • Twilight has a cult-following. Stephen King writes phenomenal books.

  • LOL... if you read King you can learn how to build characters and stories, if you read Twilight you may pass some good time, but learn nothing.

  • what the hell, stephen king sounds younger than he supposed to be.

  • This is hilarious!!!

  • Yeah, well, King's no Shakespeare, so he should stop acting like he is!

  • @jwilton777 He's the damn Shakespeare of Horror.

  • @jwilton777 he's not acting like Shakespeare, but its pretty stupid of twihard fans to think that "ohh stephen kings is SOOO jealous of Stephenie Meyer because she has better talent than him" bitch please. twilights a baby book. Stephenie is NOTHING compared to stephen king, and stephen king is nothing compared to shakespeare. i personally find this HILARIOUS! have you at least read a stephen king book? just asking :] they're really good.

  • @Beatles4eva3 You're right, he is nothing compared to Shakespeare and Meyer is nothing compared to him, but until you're Shakespeare, you can't really pass judgement on anyone else's stuff. I've read Dreamcatcher and The Shining and I really enjoyed them. I really enjoyed Twilight aswell but I'll admit it isn't written as well. But it's still good. . Now if we want to talk about horrors, I've read Shelley's Frankenstein and Stoker's Dracula and I'll say that these were better.

  • @jwilton777 well really, no one has a chance against classics like thoses. theres a reason why they're classic, and no one can really top them. not even the century's best author.

  • People dont understand why twilight fans like Twilight and it's because they are in love with an idea of love that doesn't exist anymore- I would because I am a Twilight fan. People who don't like Twilight have accepted that this kind of love is extinct but Twilight fans- myself included- don't wish to believe this. We want to believe that a guy can truly love a women who doesn't care about her looks or weight but even when boys say this the dont want an ugly or fat girl. So don't hate Twilight

  • @topazcullen109 A nice love story with vampires and werewolves? Are you kidding, I'm wishing my own town had those. And I wish I had that. But I hate Twilight. For its target audience, (ie; 3-13 year olds...oh, I'm sorry. Apparently, it's also aimed at teens.) it's an extremely bad way to view a woman. In BD Bella could have all but committed suicide just because her boyfriend leaves her. Who does that? Meyers made it sound like the most romantic thing in the world and that's just wrong!

  • @topazcullen109 Funny how despite this, neither the vampire nor Bella are ugly or fat, and they spend a ridiculous amount of time talking about "chiseled good looks," etc. Your comment would make more sense if it wasn't contradicted by the book and story themselves. All this is, is a story about a creepy 200 year old man stalking 16 year old high school girls and breaking into their bedrooms.

  • @topazcullen109 but it's okay to reverse the roles, right? since bella was so obviously only attracted to him because of his "marble chest" and whatever else. i wouldn't know, i threw my copy of twilight out.

  • If this is parody, it's really stupid parody.