Jerry Seinfeld Curses

[chevypillow247]

I've only heard Jerry Seinfeld cuss twice. Once in Pulp Fiction, the other in this episode.

[lordfarquadism]

i eat my own shit

[MoviePro84]

George throwing spoons and Elaine messing with paper towels were hilarious reactions. XD Especially the looks on their faces.

[mellymay0303]

wait was that actually real

[SXI10011]

that little kid was awesome, hahaha

[laffizzle]

dont get married, don't have kids.

[2620bluntsmoker]

i wonder what he said

[joachoye]

Was that caulkin?

[eviltomnook]

everything about this is GOLD, JERRY

[WHATABOUTUS18]

@AppleCrisp233 What is wrong with doing a good thing? - Tjees... Even being polite, feeling sorry for, and apologizing for your stupid behavior isn't accepted anymore these days....

Please just keep to your own business.

[ZerepWerdna26]

Thanks for ruining my daddy's business, you fat fuck

[phonebookmr]

WHAT THE F*** ARE YA DOIN YA LITTLE PIECE UH SH**

[billa107]

Which episode was this???

[jsrosa1282]

@billa107 This was "The Non-Fat Yogurt," from season 5 (Nov. 1993).

[samboyaus]

lol wtf why does george just throw all the cutlery in the air?

[SoCalDualSport]

Weird, I just looked at your channel. You are a student and librarian. You live in the U.S.A. Your cover is blown. Awkward moment for you. dumbfuck.

[WHATABOUTUS18]

@SoCalDualSport I don't live in the US, you fucking retard. - Do you really think I'm gonna giveaway my real homecountry? Hahahaha, LOSER!

[SoCalDualSport]

@WHATABOUTUS18 Defensive sensitive liberal.

[WHATABOUTUS18]

@SoCalDualSport Wow, tough. Someone's a big boy now. Socialistic, demented conservative.

[WHATABOUTUS18]

@SoCalDualSport And the only thing USA is good at, is being destroyed by terrorists and other much higher en more powerful forces. Joke's on you, bitch.

[PunchSydeiron]

George's reaction is the best, flinging silverware into the air.

[1288881]

wat episode

[PunchSydeiron]

@1288881 The one about fat free yogurt.

[1288881]

@PunchSydeiron THANK u

[hickster699]

What the fuck were george and elaine doing?

[barisaxkid]

That kid IS being a piece of shit!

[BlacknGold4lyfe]

2 people are the little kid

[WHATABOUTUS18]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT!!!

[SoCalDualSport]

@WHATABOUTUS18 We know what he said, idiot. The whole idea is that you don't have to say it. WE KNOW.

[WHATABOUTUS18]

@SoCalDualSport Fuck you you little piece of shit. Go waste your time of your worthless life at every single YouTube video where people repeat something that is said in it to emphasize it once more for fun.

And what a surprise! Those kind of reactions always get the most "Likes"! So does mine already too!



And your useless response? 0!! > FAIL!

Loser. Go do your grandma's laundry.

[SoCalDualSport]

@WHATABOUTUS18 ..Settle down and quit crying.

[WHATABOUTUS18]

@SoCalDualSport Wow, someone growed up in a day. Sucker.

[SoCalDualSport]

@WHATABOUTUS18 Implied humor. U don't get it. Idiot.

[WHATABOUTUS18]

@SoCalDualSport I don't give a crap, idiot. Stupid americans don't even understand fucking sarcasm.

[SoCalDualSport]

@WHATABOUTUS18 Everyone in the world who doesn't live in the U.S.A. wants to live here and live the dream. You want to be American. I understand how awkward it must be to pretend to hate the U.S.A. when you really want to be here. The only reason you are alive is because we let you breathe. Thank me. You are forgiven. Tell me what great country you live in and I'll put in a good word. Watch for the planes.

[WHATABOUTUS18]

@SoCalDualSport Holy fucking shit. You're a crazy, derranged, narcissistic, psychopathic nationalist.

Unbelivable.

Go fuck your country. Hope it gets bombed to pieces by Al-Quada upcoming 9/11.

[SoCalDualSport]

@WHATABOUTUS18 You did not tell me about your wonderful country. My comment stands. It is obviously embarrassing to mention your little no power island. Probably Canada. You need Jesus. I forgive you, Thank me.

[WHATABOUTUS18]

@SoCalDualSport Why should I tell you about my wonderful country? You're not even worth it.

It's also not an island, dipshit. Also not fucking Canada; hate that place. - I don't need Jesus; he's too busy writing a book of lies about a fellow who doesn't exist.

You're really the craziest sickest fuck I've met online... Can you believe it? And that with the common knowledge there are MILLIONS of REALLY SICK FUCKS on the internet. You're one of them; no doubt.

[SoCalDualSport]

@WHATABOUTUS18 You are obviously upset. I'm sorry. Finish your comments before mom gets home.

[SoCalDualSport]

@WHATABOUTUS18LOLOLOLOL Sounds like I got u pretty upset! Funny stuff. I love workin up liberal 17 year old part time librarians.

[WHATABOUTUS18]

@SoCalDualSport To be sure I also would like to apologize here for my stupid, senseless and hateful comments from the past few days on the two Seinfeld videos.

I said some very stupid, ugly and fucked-up things which I hope I didn't. I was just acting like a complete idiot.

I'm very sorry for all this, and I really feel horrible about it. I hope we can put it behind us. - I've also just now deleted all my comments by the two videos.

Please let me know when you read this.

Thanks,

Kerry

[KARMANOIR1]

I can NOT believe this was 18 years ago!!!

Seinfeld is like the 9th wonder to me, 8 being the beatles:))

[chrizles]

i LOVE how elaine and george react hahahah

[daven58100]

Little kid looked like a mentally challenged McCauley Caulkin.

[KARMANOIR1]

@daven58100

you are so right!!! haha

[egdqv13234]

@daven58100 guess thats him after using too mutch craCK

[SurvivalTrainee]

@daven58100 wait so McCauley Caulkin aint mentally challenged?

[scottd0676]

That kid has some demonic eyes! I felt a frisson of fear watching this scene.

[MrSPLman]

LOOOOOOOOL !!!!!!!!!!!!

[MormonJezus]

We are the lizards.

[YoFaceProductions007]

I love when George and elaine are making noise by throwing utensils and waving plastic bags in the air to cover out the cursing

[YoFaceProductions007]

That episode was on a couple of days ago

[aba2185]

what is that called? what he was pulling the tape out of?

[PandemicInfektion]

@aba2185 a cassette tape

[CM907AK]

@aba2185 That would be a cassette.

[bornestilo]

The NON FAT YOGURT

[j00ztube]

Bad acting by all involved makes it even funnier. :)

[MezaseMaster]

@j00ztube If you think that's bad acting, please never be a director.

[wowzers57]

@MezaseMaster Theres actually a lot of parts where you can see through the acting, doesn't make it horrible though.

Check 'em out. You can see Jerry/Elaine/George/Kramer crack up on some scenes during the end, or at least start cracking a smile. After all, this is some funny shit!

[Fallensk8er412]

this episode was on while i watched this

[wioneo]

@Fallensk8er412 at any given moment some episode of seinfeld is showing on some channel

[Dan85]

i want to beat that kid in the head.

[CneeKrunch]

these pretzels are making me thirsty

[haproductions01]

im going to watch this episode now =]

[TehBirdzNBeez]

Holy shit, this episode just came on as I was watching this.

[METALMAN4Wii]

OMFG LOL.....! 

[bruxinhaas]

sorry if i ask this question but:

what episode that where jerry is on the hotel with kramer but they can't stand of birds voices and jerry gets a bold with water and throws at birds and kill?

if you know what i mean...

[JRC0723]

@bruxinhaas

"The Chaperone"

[bruxinhaas]

@JRC0723

ok then, thanks

[nickisepicwin]

@bruxinhaas they end up going to the pet cemetary because a key is inside the bird? or is that a different episode :s

[bruxinhaas]

@nickisepicwin

i already know it, but thanks anyway

[tatertotter808]

@nickisepicwin No that's different. That's the episode where Jerry doesn't know its his neighbor so he doesn't let him into the building and he ends up living across the hall. The episode is called The Strongbox

[tatertotter808]

@bruxinhaas That's the episode where Jerry is dating a Miss America contestant and her act is the magic doves. The Chaperone episode.

[bruxinhaas]

@tatertotter808

i know that already by the other, but... and again, thanks anyways.

[sharktrinity]

1 person is a little piece of shit

[ericmarshall19]

@sharktrinity that person is you, faggot

[ninjast4r]

I fucking hate kids. I would have through the little bastard out the window if he fucked up one of my tapes. Or out of pure spite. I can't decide which.

[JarredG1]

listen to me you little cunt im gunna find you and screw you over your gunna wish you never fucked with mt acounts

[bigbrown4114493]

i just love the kid's expression at the end. makes me lol everytime.

[ChappStickMan]

What the HELL are Elaine and George doing?

[tj121587]

@ChappStickMan Trying to distract and take attention away from jerry cursing. 

[youtubrfan]

Pause it at :04 LOL!!!!!

[youtubrfan]

Jerry's facial expression after he saw him pulled the tape out is hilarious. WTF are you doing you piece of shit. And the mom is so shocked and Elaine and George LOL.

[Conduit13C]

thanks for ruining my daddy's business, you fat fuck! lol...:)

[sharinganforum]

UNCENSORED: - What the fuck you doing,you little piece of shit?

[7davidaparicio]

hHAHAHAHAHA!=)



[TreetopYodeler]

Great episode.

[n0possibility]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[tsukasathetwinblade]

If some kid did that to my stuff I'd have the same reaction, you can't get those anymore (at least not new anyway).

[plutograssrhino]

he wasn't really cursing, just insert perfectly timed bleeps with the right words to make it sound like curses.

[CarnivorousExcrement]

@plutograssrhino i think it's kind of obvious that that is what it is. no good mother would allow their child to be exposed to such words at a young age no matter what show they are doing. heh

[MrSPLman]

that was good lol

[Nicolas199414]

What is this episode

[latinasdoitbetter1]

@Nicolas199414 the no fat yogurt

[ScarPredator040365]

Why do they bother saying it if it's going to be censored?

[makaveli3900]

that kid's face just makes me really mad..i don't know why

[coocoopaper]

@makaveli3900 damn white people, its no wonder blacks always bullie them LOL XD CHICANOS RULE MUTHA FUUUUCKCCCCAAAAAA

[makaveli3900]

@coocoopaper chicanos suck my dick

[coocoopaper]

@makaveli3900 damn white boy, grow some :)

[makaveli3900]

@coocoopaper im not white..

[sonicguy180]

god i love this episode especially when the kid say's jerry's a funny fuck

[mooveetraylaguy]

censoring sucks

[SarothCyngus]

That kid is laughing his ass off inside.

[thishomo]

what the fuck are your doing you little piece of shit!!! lmao

[Ig0tlif3]

LOLLLLL

[94ejack]

Is that boy's mother wearing an Executive?

[GaryBAces]

Is this a young Tosh O. in this episode?

[PageandPlant4Life]

@GaryBAces

I don't think so, but daniel tosh is one of the funniest new comedians I have seen.

[nickers2]

LOL @ George and Elaine's reaction

[ChibiwolfXD]

Why did you cut the bassline out D:

[WebbGnome0]

cuss words aren't even really cuss words anymore. Just about everyone I know has used every "curse" there is. FUCK THE F.C.C. !!!

[sodafan1414]

I found this episode hilarious. What the fuck are you doing. The episode is called the non fat yogurt

[letsgomets07]

haha i love seinfeld

[ttll81]

I'm never having kids!!! This is one reason why. LOL!!

[blakfloyd]

Love the kid's look on his face since you can tell he was making a strong effort to keep a straight face.

[SniffinGlueForYou]

what episode number is this? or what's it called?

[EminemFan202]

@SniffinGlueForYou The episode is called "The Non-Fat Yogurt"

[Colligegraduit]

what the fuck are you doing you little piece of shit??! Lmfao thats one of my favorite lines

[aYTcritic]

When Seinfeld cusses Elaine is the one that reacted the most, it's funny because in real life Elaine is the most fouled mouthed of them all.

[porkymania90]

I don't blame Jerry, that kid really is a little piece of shit.

[ojfraz]

@porkymania90 you're a piece a shit motherfucker !! You ever cuss out my grandkids i'd rip your fucken head off an shit down your throat !!

[porkymania90]

@ojfraz Well if they come into my house and destroy my shit, I'll definitely do the same thing Jerry did

[ojfraz]

@porkymania90 kids will be kids  you just got to over look it

[Jikk]

That's the biggest crock of shit I ever heard. Kids that do this, are the result of bad parenting. Not only would I teach the kid some manners, but I'd beat the ass of their poor judgmental parents as well.

[ojfraz]

@Jikk beating your kids ass isn't going to solve anything thats just going to revolve into them going to more trouble then its worth . yes teaching them the rights an wrongs I agree but don't tell me about parenting go preach to someone else . I let my kids do what the hell they want to a certain degree !!

[theismael10]

@ojfraz you got the whole rip your head off thing from sandy ravage or duke nukem

[ojfraz]

@theismael10 Lets get down 2 reality anyone that beat on their kids should have there fuckin ass kicked thats why their so many bad kids out their tearing shit up

n getting n trouble ..

[theismael10]

@ojfraz yup your right



[poops1]

THE REAL QUESTIONS IS WHAT THE FUCK ARE GEORGE N ELAINE DOIN FROM 0:08-0:09

[Minkki82]

@poops1 Lol yeah I only noticed George throwing that stuff up in the air, but what's elaine doing :D

[WHATABOUTUS18]

@porkymania90 No doubt about it.

[Seston]

haha was this censored on the dvd?

[captaindillo]

yep

[governergusgus]

AWESOME!!!!!

[iceice2]

Funny shit.

[UnderABloodRedSkyU2]

This is Hilarious i love that episode

[MilitaryMan68564]

Mom: Matthew, you know Jerry.

Matthew: Of course, he's a funny *uck!

[poops1]

LOL watch george and elaine's reaction in the kitchen after jerry swears at the kid....

you can tell they weren't sure what to do lol...

[thirtysilver]

I think that was the point of their reactions.

[akoustix131]

any1 know the name and season of the episode??

[MilitaryMan68564]

Episode: The Non-Fat Yogurt. Season 4.

[akoustix131]

it was season 5! but thanks!

[IRPPbyMrSlam]

ha love it.

[poops1]

watch elaine n george closely, their reaction is so fake LOL george just grabs for spoons n throws them up n elaine just waves her arm back n forth LOLOLOLOLOL

ridiculous, but still funny

[shamrock118]

Not true. That's how I reacted when I found out my wife was cheating on me with my brother.

[unityy]

You threw the spoons?

[ChuloBadGuy]

what are you 13? that was so corny.

[BurntToast422]

farts happen. That kid was a little faggot.

[thesportsdude09]

Faggot is a word used by little kids. Grow up.

[brewcrew01984]

You're a faggot...

[discodino]

he must be one, the way he got all offended.

[ThyatiraZerepath]

hahahahahaha the way elaine and george react is funny!

[Camaro33125]

this is like my favorite episode haha

[happygolucky002]

i want to see this uncensored

[liveleakman]

@happygolucky002 what the fuck are you doing you little piece of shit

[Nicolas199414]

whats is the name of this episode

[Kape56]

aha i was looking for the one were hes at the yogurt shop and hes like this is some good f***ing yogurt! but this ones hella funny xD Seinfeld ftw!

[pugwishbone17]

I remember in the end the kid says:

"Thanks for ruining my dad's business you fat ****"

[SeanConnery9000]

WOAH!

I knew he cursed mildly but never that strong

[HellsAngels2001]

what the fuck you doin you lil peice of shit hahahahahah

[ScattyD88]

i have seen this episode so many times, but never noticed george throwing all the cutlery up in the air when jerry swears.

[RussianAssassin21]

Yeah, same. I also just noticed Elaine's reaction to George throwing the silverware in the air.

[ValKornn]

HAHA 00:8 in the background! they are frekaing out haha!