Jeff Foxworthy "You Might be a redneck

[1991zakman]

if you think u tube is a tire store you mite be a redneck

[technopersia]

if you record a dvd off a laptop monitor using a video camera.....you are a red neck!

[qwertypower10001]

OMFG shut up

[BHXSpecter]

If you record a DVD with a media device and laugh during it.....You might be a redneck.

[GuitarShreder1000]

hahahaha. i almost blew a fuckn gut laughn

[gmccall22]

If you think a condom is where rich people live, you might be a redneck....If a girl says she's the best kisser in town because daddy said so, she might be a redneck

[bigmikefo20]

u were high when u made this vid huh? lol its cool im all for it lol

[GooglFascists]

Thing is, Foxworthy has never been a redneck. He learned

pretending and faking this country stuff was an easy way

for a wealthy city boy to get laughs. He is the son of a dentist

and was raised in town.

[jareddulack1]

stop laughing i cant hear the vid plus so annoying (the laugh)

[88diabolic]

larry the cable guy xmas

[aslanmemcup]

--Makes a rather big deal of clearing my throut--

My friends,

I think y'all will agree with me when I say ..

"I consider it an priveldge and an honor .to sit at the feet, and learn from such a sage ( as far as wisdom is concerned ) and learned man as Mr. Jeff Foxworthy,

Men may seek high and low..and to and fro...across the globe, and never even know..., that if goin to the bathroom in the middle of night, includes a coat, shoes .AND a flash light..that they just might..,be a red neck

[patybear]

'If your dad's cell number has nothing to do with a telephone"-that one takes a

second."If you've ever opened a beer during a eulogy"-you might be a redneck.

"If you think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 miles an hour"-you might be a redneck

If you've ever emptied the bed of your pick-up by driving really fast and then slamming on the brakes"-you might be a redneck.

Hilarious!

Thanks for postiing this.

[HawksVols44]

If you named your son Dale Jr. and your name isn't Dale, you might be a redneck.

If your fiance was able to point herself out in your family reunion pictures from when you were a kid and you still married her, you might be a redneck.

If you've been married 3 times and still have the same in-laws, you might be a redneck.

[MegaSonicknuckles]

i remamber the electric floor buffer here it is " i am the cheapest drunk on the planet, hmm lets see ride an electric floor buffer for a shot of tequila, did it"

[wfgmonkey]

i might be able to enjoy this video if the girl in the background would stop f***ing laughing.

[BanksTheTank89]

@wfgmonkey She said excuse me, jackass. Have some manners... ASSHOOLE

[vlmdvm]

Heres another one, just thot of it:

"if you have atleast one Bubba in your family tree, you might be a redneck."

"If ever thot to cut off your long hair and use that extra hair to attach to a stick and use it as a swiffer mopper, you might be a redneck" :)

[vlmdvm]

Heres another one, just thot of it:

"if you have atleast one Bubba in your family tree, you might be a redneck."

[vlmdvm]

I absolutely love Jeff Foxworthy!!! heres a couple for him:

"If you think that Bambi is a scientific word for dead deer, then you might be a red neck"

"If you consider your best fishing buddies to be your six pack of beer, then you might be a redneck"

[grizzfan08]

"Mama looks good, don't she?"

"That ain't mama!"

"Naw, that's her. They just shaved her beard off."

[TROOPER881]

Her (i hope) laugh is sexy

[SycrosD4]

Your laugh is precious.

[Kimfox1994]

two people hate this thumps up if you love it

[TheDarkNeko27]

"Tequila was involved, get off me!"

"Wonder how many times his wife said that."

I love these guys! They're so funny

[SkyFoxCode]

your laugh is adorable :)

[PakezSystematicWrath]

"Mama look good don't she?

That ain't mama.

Naw, that's her, they just shaved her beard off!"

[grosteph58]

@giantscg98 .Do ya know if the guy on the left is a real redneck taken from the crowd or he's a comedian ? am just curious ..... cause am a redneck an this man looks like a true redneck .

[PakezSystematicWrath]

@grosteph58 You're not talking about Larry The Cable Guy, are you?

[grosteph58]

@PakezSystematicWrath i was just talking about the the guy who wears the red shirt and the grey cap and blue jeans. The one who looks like a farmer .

Thanks .

[PakezSystematicWrath]

@grosteph58 Yup. That's Larry.

[grosteph58]

@PakezSystematicWrath Thanks for information , Larry the cable guy is not broadcasted in my country but i can have some of his shows on Youtube .

[PakezSystematicWrath]

@grosteph58 Oh ok. Right on dude