I will watch the film because it's postal, not because It looks good. Uwe Boll is possibly the worst person to direct movies based in games, people should hire someone else, not this douche.
OH WAIT!!! so did alone in the dark but it sucked just like house of the dead and bloodrayne he should not be allowed to touch video games in the interest of making movies UNLESS this is (and this is a small chance concidering his record) one kickn' movie
you know i wish i would get to fight him, i mean LOWTAX and several other geeks? fuck, if i had the money i would start my own website called UWE BOLL SUCKS COCK . COM
also lowtax should be tried for treason for losing to an old bastard like uwe
no me importa lo que diga la peña, Uwe Boll, es un director Incomprendido, como Ed wood, o Will Castle, Genios al fin al cabo, incomprendidos por critica y publico, Es mi opinion
Uwe Boll, about making movies; Quit. Stop. Cut it out. Don't do it anymore. Please. You have convinced us, you are a fucking moron - it's time to stop now. Your incompetence has done enough damage as it is.
Uwe Boll's movies are the shittiest things since Plan 9 From Outer Space. He's a no-brained fuckhead who needs to learn how to be an hero and do everyone a favor by offing himself. He is just that shitty of a person.
wow he is so awesome he makes shit that stinks louder than anything else
congrats
think im just dissing him? check his profit/loss margins, he loses money virtually every film, its a wonder his part-time prostitution earned him enough money for another 1
As long helpless innocents die by the droves, gasping for their last fleeting breaths through a cloying ocean of human blood while smoking brass rains down above them, it'll be a good movie.
Can't idiot gamer-geeks stop bitching about his previous films and give a movie a damn chance? Fuck you, fuck Mario, and fuck Link too, you judgmental bastards.
It has nothing to do with being gamers, Uwe Boll intentionally makes bad movies. He's a no talent hack who gets paid through a loophole in German arts subsidizing.
Even sports-fuckheads only get three strikes in baseball. There is no more room to give Uwe Boll another chance. Ironically though, I think Doom would have been better, or at least less SHIT in his hands...
Low budget films might suck, but Hollyweirdo films ruin every single remake. They can't think for themselves these days. Long live low budget!!! This movie will suck only when I see it sucks and not when some idiot tells me it sucks.
This is the worst thing I have seen since House Of The Dead.
He thinks he is being offenice by putting some guys that looks like Terrorists and Bush in. Every shitty film maker in the world has done that buy now. And To be honest POSTAL was an alright game, it was fun for laughs but this movie just looks dreadful. I have said it once and I will say it again.
Hey, at least this movie looks like it might be intentionaly funny. at least once. But then again, it wouldn't be as funny as his last films, would it?
me, this trailer make me laughing !! really ! i found it so funny !! when we really think about ,what better director than uwe boll could bring to the screen POSTAL DUDE ? except rob zombie
Come on ,don't taking this movie too seriously ,it's probably going to be one of the wort movie of the year ,but so lame ,so crap ,that it will be really funn!
Ya know... I am a Boll hater... but I should be honest to say that that footage was kind of entertaining. I'm not really offended by any of the stuff he may be putting in the movie (this guy is too retarded to be offended by), because I'm only looking at it as a high powered action ride.
Thats so fuckin stupid. I AM GERMAN!! AND I SAY: FUCK YOU MR. BOO!!! YOUR THE WORST MOVIE REGISSEUR OF ALL TIMES!! Go ahead, stop makin movies. Stop fuckin with postal. Thats the worst bullshit ive ever seen, since i puked on dead cat earlier this day!
not the best version ive seen
googlproxer 3 years ago
This does'nt look too bad.. hmmm maby crazy comedy is Uwe Bolls thing?
enur83 4 years ago
no chainsaws??
hindersh 4 years ago
I love this movie...Saw it in the sneak-preview. My (Ex-)girlfriend left the cinema and I had a great time!
Gotta see it when it starts officially!
VannevarBush 4 years ago
LOL! That trailer is hilarious! XD
Nawshad85 4 years ago 2
yeeeeaaaahhhhhhhh
Rimwind 4 years ago
Oh... my... god. Now I know why people commit suicide, FUCK YOU UWE FOR TURNING A RANDOM SHITASSSHITSHIDDITYSHITFUCK OF A GAME INTO A MOVIE, O_o
Guitarscreech06 4 years ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
This is the WORST game to ever be turned into a movie!! It cannot be done!
This movie is gonna be so bad that it sucks and that it's funny, I guess..?
DefJ101 4 years ago
lol n1
AffenApe 4 years ago
i like mindless and pointless things, thats why i like the game
Kamakaziebastard 4 years ago
Looks like the kind of movie I will have to watch when I'm high and drunk.
TheMad78 4 years ago
I will watch the film because it's postal, not because It looks good. Uwe Boll is possibly the worst person to direct movies based in games, people should hire someone else, not this douche.
XxWandererxX 4 years ago
kickass Postal wil rock!
MadCoweboc 4 years ago
This movie looks so stupid . I don't i'm going to see it .
Ratchetcomand 4 years ago
I have lost all faith in humanity.
VengefulNature 4 years ago
his films are worth watching just to laugh at,they better than most comedys
YoJimBobaJoeThe2nd 4 years ago
i love uwe boll
PeteZahat 4 years ago
"Getting banned from a theatre near you"
Thank God!
cybermaxx 4 years ago
This Movie will kick ass!!!
Ultramutant 4 years ago
Hey This looks good good
OH WAIT!!! so did alone in the dark but it sucked just like house of the dead and bloodrayne he should not be allowed to touch video games in the interest of making movies UNLESS this is (and this is a small chance concidering his record) one kickn' movie
chiggerwood 4 years ago
house of the dead didnt suck that much... i liked it
junkietomato 4 years ago
looooooooooooool
freakymicky 4 years ago
I see in your description that you say that uwe boll is "acclaimed" yeah an acclaimed talenless hack
chiggerwood 4 years ago
and this is somehow supposed to put Uwe back in the good graces of movie goers? if so, let me count the ways that it doesn't.
chukmaty 4 years ago
I hadn't heard of him until I watched the 9/11 spoof, which makes me think that's why he did it.
highcoldstar 4 years ago
you know i wish i would get to fight him, i mean LOWTAX and several other geeks? fuck, if i had the money i would start my own website called UWE BOLL SUCKS COCK . COM
also lowtax should be tried for treason for losing to an old bastard like uwe
cyberdemon107 4 years ago
seconded
there is a line where edgy and offensive turn into asshole
if he aims to direct the most offensive movie ever made, he shouldnt be too surprised to wake up and see a black bag over his head
cyberdemon107 4 years ago
F**K you if you can't take a f**cking joke.
Morons!
cufford 4 years ago
no me importa lo que diga la peña, Uwe Boll, es un director Incomprendido, como Ed wood, o Will Castle, Genios al fin al cabo, incomprendidos por critica y publico, Es mi opinion
jorgeortega75 4 years ago
Uwe Boll, about making movies; Quit. Stop. Cut it out. Don't do it anymore. Please. You have convinced us, you are a fucking moron - it's time to stop now. Your incompetence has done enough damage as it is.
aaoppe 5 years ago
Uwe Boll's movies are the shittiest things since Plan 9 From Outer Space. He's a no-brained fuckhead who needs to learn how to be an hero and do everyone a favor by offing himself. He is just that shitty of a person.
Zallastris 5 years ago
Plan 9 From Outer Space is so bad that it's awesome again. Boll's movies just suck
ydosen 4 years ago
this guy has balls of steel for making this "movies", screw all of yaas who are not with him. HAIL UWE, HAIL UWE, HAIL KAISER UWE
estopa2006 5 years ago
wow he is so awesome he makes shit that stinks louder than anything else
congrats
think im just dissing him? check his profit/loss margins, he loses money virtually every film, its a wonder his part-time prostitution earned him enough money for another 1
cyberdemon107 4 years ago
finally a positive opinion
deadasoren 4 years ago
Uwe Boll sucks cock!
lostfreakadam 5 years ago
indeed
drakonis8 4 years ago
As long helpless innocents die by the droves, gasping for their last fleeting breaths through a cloying ocean of human blood while smoking brass rains down above them, it'll be a good movie.
Alas, I didn't see any of that in the trailer.
IncubusRampant 5 years ago
God...Damn it...
Trujillo27 5 years ago
Dickiesan, take that back. Link will kick your ass anyday.
transcore303 5 years ago
Dickiesan, gamer-geeks? You talking about judgemental bastards, and there is no one on here named Mario and Link, what the FUCK are you smoking?
KitireFel 5 years ago
i liked the game lets just hope the movie is good
Robbiewhopwhop 5 years ago
only the first 20 seconds of this trailer is funny
chronoserge123 5 years ago
Why God? WHY?
johnny718bravo 5 years ago
Can't idiot gamer-geeks stop bitching about his previous films and give a movie a damn chance? Fuck you, fuck Mario, and fuck Link too, you judgmental bastards.
Dickiesan 5 years ago
It has nothing to do with being gamers, Uwe Boll intentionally makes bad movies. He's a no talent hack who gets paid through a loophole in German arts subsidizing.
Tale2 5 years ago
Even sports-fuckheads only get three strikes in baseball. There is no more room to give Uwe Boll another chance. Ironically though, I think Doom would have been better, or at least less SHIT in his hands...
NoobixCube 5 years ago
do u people have no sense of humour?
oldbinny 5 years ago
i really WAS looking forward to this film...thanks to u uve abortion is now legal in every country
brothersincrime 5 years ago
It'd be kind of hard to ruin a Postal movie....but I think if anyone can pull it off, it's Uwe
SpykeGein 5 years ago
Well im gonna go see it so its gonna make like whatever a ticket costs at a theatre
Megabunghole 5 years ago
Uwe, it's not called getting "banned" when theaters refuse to show it because they know it won't make a cent. That's just wise business practice.
Uwe Boll is to film what cancer is to a pancreas.
livebackwards 5 years ago
Low budget films might suck, but Hollyweirdo films ruin every single remake. They can't think for themselves these days. Long live low budget!!! This movie will suck only when I see it sucks and not when some idiot tells me it sucks.
deathrasher666 5 years ago
i already smell fail
Zoobering 5 years ago
Jesus Fucking Christ.
This is the worst thing I have seen since House Of The Dead.
He thinks he is being offenice by putting some guys that looks like Terrorists and Bush in. Every shitty film maker in the world has done that buy now. And To be honest POSTAL was an alright game, it was fun for laughs but this movie just looks dreadful. I have said it once and I will say it again.
I hope Uwe Boll dies.
SDxCloud 5 years ago
Hey, at least this movie looks like it might be intentionaly funny. at least once. But then again, it wouldn't be as funny as his last films, would it?
ErsatzMongoose 5 years ago
Uwe Boll - eat my shorts you movie-killer!! X_X
dvdragonmaster 5 years ago
this does not look hilarious.
poor dave foley.
nutmilk 5 years ago
why doesnt he just stop. i really dont get that guy. the game postal 2 was fun for about an hour and this just looks horrible
19mb132 5 years ago
looks like a Full Sail student film. that's not good for anyone.
brerwolfe 5 years ago
LMAO! Good one
Raytor 5 years ago
I think Mr Boll is trying to get a Razzie award with this one.
Daymond42 5 years ago
This movie looks beyond shitty.
JeffSilvers 5 years ago
me, this trailer make me laughing !! really ! i found it so funny !! when we really think about ,what better director than uwe boll could bring to the screen POSTAL DUDE ? except rob zombie
Come on ,don't taking this movie too seriously ,it's probably going to be one of the wort movie of the year ,but so lame ,so crap ,that it will be really funn!
Unless i think !
donnyph 5 years ago
Dear MPAA, you can officially no longer say that downloads are ruining the movie industry.
KrisjohnTwin 5 years ago
Lol, and to think that this is a video game to movie adaption.
killamonkey 5 years ago
Mr. Boll has Balls...
jutendouji 5 years ago
i absolutely hate Uwe Boll, but i gotta admit, this looks hilarious!!
noobslayer135 5 years ago
where's lowtax?
shawnisboring 5 years ago
Ya know... I am a Boll hater... but I should be honest to say that that footage was kind of entertaining. I'm not really offended by any of the stuff he may be putting in the movie (this guy is too retarded to be offended by), because I'm only looking at it as a high powered action ride.
Blinxerizer 5 years ago
he's fucking cashing in on his own infamy? I can't believe Uwe fucking Boll is advertising himself as the director of this thing.
Frankly, I'm impressed. Way to go Mr. Boll. I won't see it, but I never saw this coming.
Kantankeris 5 years ago
I aint a hater.. looks pretty funny to me .. better than House of the Dead anyway..
doctorwormwood 5 years ago
Best Video Game Adaptation EVER!!!
QuixoteVII 5 years ago
I'd rather watch Shortbus.
joemo75 5 years ago
it looks less stupid than Transformers, but that´s easy
elquetemonta 5 years ago
Looks like Epic Movies with guns.
blind51de 5 years ago
looks like epic movie... shitty
hilldu 5 years ago
Um... is this one of them straight to DVD National Lampoon films?
marcuschi 5 years ago
I think this will be one awsome movie...:D
Uwe for teh win, ahahahahaha.
Filmriss 5 years ago
Okiee...sooo...this was POSTAL?? Grats....
scarfox 5 years ago
I hate to say it but the action looked so silly it wasn't bad.
contourman 5 years ago
Damnit, who keeps letting this asshole make movies. Uwe Bol needs to die.
drschloss 5 years ago
That would be the German tax code.
Stormwysper 5 years ago
Thats so fuckin stupid. I AM GERMAN!! AND I SAY: FUCK YOU MR. BOO!!! YOUR THE WORST MOVIE REGISSEUR OF ALL TIMES!! Go ahead, stop makin movies. Stop fuckin with postal. Thats the worst bullshit ive ever seen, since i puked on dead cat earlier this day!
Johnnsen 5 years ago
OMG!!!
Maybe he's actually realized how bad he is... Actually that COULD make this movie... well not good... but less bad :D
HappyHamProductions 5 years ago
Hmmm...I wasn't that offended or grossed out. Another fail, Oovey.
AbbeyNormal 5 years ago
He tried horror, he tried action, he sucked. Maybe comedy is where he's at? Probably not..
Gauter 5 years ago
Money was spent on this. Not Monopoly money. Real money.
DMCrimson 5 years ago
piece of shit
ghostrida421 5 years ago
Still, I'm sure it will be better than Epic Movie. Then again, a prolapsed colon is probably better than Epic Movie.
Spentbrass 5 years ago
I Love the game and I'm sure that I'll love the movie.
atmka 5 years ago
Someone poke out my eyes.
How can I unsee this fucking trailer.
Browork 5 years ago
A bullet in your brain
Smurfonlsd 5 years ago
wow...
IMDB`s Bottom 100...make some room
GrandPopPoplock 5 years ago