While race based violent bashing and gay bashing is ugly and wrong on every level, I think we could ALL get on board for some good old HIPSTER BASHING. Skinny jeans and a stupid t-shirt? BEAT DOWN WITH BASEBALL BATS!! Track bike that you cant ride and walk it everywhere? LEAD PIPE TO THE THROAT!! Wearing a beanie and/or scarf when its 70+ degrees out? GET HUNG WITH THE SCARF OR FORCED TO EAT THE BEANIE! We could make up some sort of points system. Maybe all pitch in $5 for a prize, etc...
The 5 people who disliked this were a bald guy who lost his hair, a clown who lost all of his pies, a virgin, an evil twin, and a guy who never found his phone and got lost in the desert.
Ok, so I know this is probably going to get flagged as spam or whatever, but i'd really appreciate it if you had a look at my channel and maybe even subscribe, i am only 14 ;) :D Nice video guys :P
I'm german but I can't understand what he was saying. But when I translate the subtitles he must have said something like: "Verschwinden sie von hier. Wurst!"
You have lost your subscription to 5secondfilms, please reclaim it at the Lost & Found at Silverlake Jubilee in Los Angeles along with your invitation to the Dude Bro Party...massacre. Sincerly, Jacob County's only policeman, Officer Spinkle.
Is this your PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIE
TehMul3sta 2 weeks ago
the guy at 1:40 always whispers instead of shouts, dunno why. prolly a total pussy who's afraid of being loud in front of people.
MenAmongPoodles 1 month ago
lol i think they make these ideas up when their stoned.
BRutAL42Zero 2 months ago in playlist More videos from 5secondfilms
Sausage?
TheNamelessCharacter 2 months ago in playlist More videos from 5secondfilms
I would lose my wallet on purpose so my friend can turn it in by your lost and found tent. So i could pick it up :)
ape0dude 2 months ago in playlist Meer video's van 5secondfilms
whats the background song from 2:12?
lifeoftheparty2121 2 months ago
Yeah, that was my girlfriend you dick...
Stinoism 2 months ago
Haha I love all these guys XD
GCMPJLRMYLIFE 2 months ago
That was longer than five seconds.
00guitarguy00 3 months ago
hey that's the crime solving hooker^^
conraydo 3 months ago 3
Lol, where is the short guitar solo from?
casdebom2 4 months ago
"She's not your girlfriend anymore, she belongs to the night!" rofl!
AddictedtoBlistex 5 months ago 31
To bad I live far from Chico
freezeman32 5 months ago in playlist More videos from 5secondfilms 2
Damnit! thats where i lost my giant ass magnet!
Ihearthotmums369 6 months ago
Who else was expecting a screamer at the end?
BlueRushAlt 6 months ago
I would totally go to this festival just to lose something
Tenorsax621 6 months ago
That cop dude is hilarious! He should audition for some major roles, he'd do great!
3o4Titties 6 months ago
1:45 she is like a hot version of the Progressive Insurance bitch...
eROCtele 7 months ago
I live in silverlke, but i didnt know about 5sf until a month ago :(
oONeversayNeverOo 7 months ago
I've lost my brain, can you please help?
CaptainJackHollow 7 months ago
song name at the beginning?
TheMultiduo 8 months ago
While race based violent bashing and gay bashing is ugly and wrong on every level, I think we could ALL get on board for some good old HIPSTER BASHING. Skinny jeans and a stupid t-shirt? BEAT DOWN WITH BASEBALL BATS!! Track bike that you cant ride and walk it everywhere? LEAD PIPE TO THE THROAT!! Wearing a beanie and/or scarf when its 70+ degrees out? GET HUNG WITH THE SCARF OR FORCED TO EAT THE BEANIE! We could make up some sort of points system. Maybe all pitch in $5 for a prize, etc...
VoodooPolitico 8 months ago
Wait, is this actually happening?
Imatrollyay 8 months ago
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Stick to 5sec films longer ones suck
DecontrolFalseGods 8 months ago
1:34 That Wasnt germany!^^ But "scheisse" is OK^^
Elskandaria 8 months ago
forget LA, you guys should be on SNL!!!!
Warioman765 9 months ago
I lost it at "sausage?"
TheQuestion8 9 months ago
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whats the song at 2:15 ???
81nt4n9 9 months ago
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81nt4n9 9 months ago
what is the song from 2:16 onward?
mulka2008 9 months ago
Am I the only one who thinks the 5 Second Film at 0:48 - 0:55 is halarious? xD
DisneyGoth13 9 months ago
I was totally waitin for something special to happen after the blackscreen at the end ... -_-
Mutu1026 9 months ago
Sausage?
FrederikMeyer 9 months ago
here's to a job Done
THEdestroyedONE 9 months ago
Is Silverlake close to Chico?
H2Ofreak345 9 months ago
Kelsey's my favoritest.
samisyosam 9 months ago 11
What's the song at the beginning and end?
srbienrico 9 months ago
"Verhollen sie das vin das hier! Sheisse!"
wel.. we all know what "Sheisse" means...
Dogman36 9 months ago
i can't understand my own language anymore...scheisse...
uncletom0 9 months ago
Kelsey's a great actor!
SushiGoat 9 months ago
Is the jubilee in chico?
TERRIBLEPRODUCTIONSS 9 months ago
There was 10 or so seconds left at the end of the film.... I watched them hoping there might be an entire film waiting there for us.
Tahlorn 9 months ago
Next time I am at a lost and found, I am going to report that I have lost my virginity.
BrianWantsAPony 9 months ago
Can you get my dignity back? I'll do everything I promise! Waaait a minute.
renaum 9 months ago
That was someones girlfriend.....man...thats sad.
ImCommanderShepard1 9 months ago 3
she belongs to the night HAHAHA guud one
imgordonfreeman 9 months ago
UGH The fact that I'm not in California, and therefore can't chill out with these guys saddens me greatly.
aomega6 9 months ago 3
Sausage.
AnonymousGreyHat 9 months ago
SAUSAGE!
Minosek98 9 months ago
@Minosek98 what he said in german actually means shit
jimmyjanga12 9 months ago
@jimmyjanga12
Congratulations Captain Obvious!
Minosek98 9 months ago
That cop NEEDS to come back!
MVSXE 9 months ago
@MVSXE check out welcome to chico! it's priceless
Jaumur 9 months ago
@Jaumur I cant believe I hadn't seen those before!
MVSXE 9 months ago
This is the longest video on the 5secondfilm's channel I've ever seen!
NillaNHD 9 months ago
This sounds weird but... 5secondfilms need to make more 3 minute films.
PJLTV 9 months ago 3
HAHA THAT MOUSTACHE WAS FUNNY
qinghui30 9 months ago
FUCK i missed it!
Kingcobra752 9 months ago
sausage?
ChrisDoran696 9 months ago
I can't be there and it's totally sad.
Ido013 9 months ago
If I lose my sunglasses can I make puns or will you not hand them back to me?
alphabit251 9 months ago
wow that guys phone sounds alot like mine
themailman123 9 months ago
they found my industrial size magnet!
ykcin01 9 months ago
1:11 - 1:37 jajaja the best parts XD
Cristobal2101 9 months ago
Is that Brian from "Brian VS Cancer!" from picnicface @ :10?
Also, I would totally go just to hang out with you guys and see if we could go on a balcony and hit on chicks.
Budogenkai 9 months ago
sausage!
Simonhakken 9 months ago
Hooray for youtube not telling me about videos until its too late
spoofsrocks13 9 months ago
2:06
And Kelsey will dance for you as much as you want.
Mayfesses 9 months ago
1:32
GET THE *#@! OUT OF HERE!
SAUSAGE?
lolz
iraqiboy90 9 months ago 28
1:04 Creampieee
cuecumber22 9 months ago
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cuecumber22 9 months ago
Now everyone will show up saying the virginity gag.
bassclefed 9 months ago 2
Kelsey! I want to marry your face. Cool?
Cool.
StackCityEntOfficial 9 months ago
He was definitely not saying sausage there
SoupSaladNBread 9 months ago
1:11
HAHAHAHA
danetucker 9 months ago 2
I straight up LOLed at "That was somebody's girlfriend! That's sad!"
HellaBeed 9 months ago
The 5 people who disliked this were a bald guy who lost his hair, a clown who lost all of his pies, a virgin, an evil twin, and a guy who never found his phone and got lost in the desert.
Troublemaker1991 9 months ago 2
Scheiße means shit not sausage lol
TheTeeweewas 9 months ago
I like how you didn't answer "AND ARE THEY REALLY QUALIFIED TO RUN A LOST & FOUND?!?!?!?!" and instead do some comedy skits. Smooth.
TheEranster 9 months ago
Hahahahah, 1:34 Get the *#@! out of here, SAUSAGE?
droodletyo 9 months ago
@droodletyo hahahaa YES I lost my shit at that part too
TheMikShow 9 months ago
I live 200 miles away and its in 24 hours?!...GOAT TRIP!!!
UncheckedIrony 9 months ago 13
I lose my virginity in SilverLake. <3 Denise
hivonzooo 9 months ago
virginity is the best
zvonkicgmail 9 months ago
song starting at 2:14?
nix831 9 months ago
@nix831 sounds like... a Band... with hipsters. :V
No but really it sounds like Arcade Fire but I can't put my finger on it...
RichardLameo 9 months ago
@nix831 Marvelous Toy- I Have To Write This Over
XwhitmanX 9 months ago
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It looks like it's time...
*Feels around for sunglasses*
Fuck I lost my sunglasses.
gunmaster95 9 months ago
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gunmaster95 9 months ago
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Ok, so I know this is probably going to get flagged as spam or whatever, but i'd really appreciate it if you had a look at my channel and maybe even subscribe, i am only 14 ;) :D Nice video guys :P
MrAdolfHipster 9 months ago
Sausage?
1100011001011 9 months ago
Pauly P makes an excelent Hitler character!
somorastik 9 months ago
How about finding 3:05 of this video?
IShouldLikeTo 9 months ago 4
was that Brentalfloss?
brad0war 9 months ago
I lost my left sock,TIME TO GO HIT ON OLIVIA!
caninecasey10 9 months ago
Brian as a cop is the best 5secfilms character ever :D
Jaumur 9 months ago
Good to see Monty Python's legacy in good hands...
Porly62 9 months ago 2
1:33
I'm german but I can't understand what he was saying. But when I translate the subtitles he must have said something like: "Verschwinden sie von hier. Wurst!"
Incomming336 9 months ago 49
@Incomming336 WHO CARES??????!!!!!OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL????!!!!
MeshokShishek 9 months ago
@Incomming336 I wouldn't agree on the last word hehehe...
nikicpicha 9 months ago
@Incomming336 he said sausage....
AlexSaysHi2013 9 months ago
@AlexSaysHi2013 sausage = "Wurst", "Bratwurst" or "Würstchen"
Incomming336 9 months ago
@Incomming336 cool, I learned something from eating, lot of German and Polish Immigrants in the Chicago Area famous for sausage or "Bratwurst" ;)
AlexSaysHi2013 9 months ago
@AlexSaysHi2013 Qielbasa.
TheQuestion8 9 months ago
@TheQuestion8 eh?
AlexSaysHi2013 9 months ago
@AlexSaysHi2013 You claim to know polish sausage, yet you know not of qielbasa?
TheQuestion8 9 months ago
@TheQuestion8 guess it's not my favorite lol
AlexSaysHi2013 9 months ago
@Incomming336 ich glaub am ende sagt er eher scheiße. den rest kann ich auch nicht verstehen
GelberTod 9 months ago
gues someone typed "get the fuck out of here" into google translator ? XD
NIKSEEN 9 months ago
"scheisse" doesnt mean sausage :D it means crap, shit..
TheHatesyou 9 months ago 19
@TheHatesyou you deed not get za jok
Danno1850 8 months ago
Press 4 for awesome hand shake
Ruthor1988 9 months ago
shame i live in the UK :/
mypspisdead 9 months ago 2
Wait this is more than 5 seconds...
TheAquamanTom 9 months ago
er holen sie das fick aus hier hahahahahahahahhahahaha that's classic
MysteriouslyAmazing 9 months ago
Id love to go, but Im few thousand miles away. Scheise!
somorastik 9 months ago
what if i lose my friends in the rapture?
spontaneous09 9 months ago
1:34 what the fuck is he saying? :D
MrBadguy2008 9 months ago
@MrBadguy2008 it means "shit" in german
Mihau0794 9 months ago
@Mihau0794 yes i know, thats the only part i actually understood
MrBadguy2008 9 months ago
Anyone else find it weird to see these people speaking in sentences?
Kidzilla99 9 months ago 303
@Kidzilla99
"I blame women"- Brian Firenzi
curtissimpson 9 months ago
@curtissimpson I think I see what you mean.
Kidzilla99 9 months ago
Fuck! I got into a car accident last night and I can't go to this now.
Someone should carry me there on their back.
HamSandwich09 9 months ago
I love the Pie scene, totally unexpected lol.
capsule56 9 months ago
the best part is he walks away all casually.
capsule56 9 months ago
5 people lost their girlfriends to the night
stupidkomedy 9 months ago
the fuck?
this was NOT german :D
JabbaTheHuman 9 months ago
Sausage?
shazzy2100 9 months ago
2:37... I.... er.... hot
xxxVJ300xxx 9 months ago
"She belongs to the night!" "...hey whats up!"
GwaveProductions 9 months ago
Sausage?
Boonehams 9 months ago
It's amazing that you guys could set up the booth at the exact spot where Becky was told one last thing!
provostroar 9 months ago
It has more likes than views.
pizzamanopenup 9 months ago
@pizzamanopenup Are you new to YouTube?
coloradoavalanche19 9 months ago
Bwahaha Best (and longest) 5 second film I have ever seen.
nightseifer 9 months ago
I hope you guys know that the festival is during the end of the world. I don't know how many people will show up.
peytonmanning1288 9 months ago
Running a lost and found!? You've really hit the big time guys!
RamblingPants 9 months ago
i lost so much sleep watching these videos
iBrez45 9 months ago
@iBrez45 the countless seconds do add up don't they?
mdiddy6672 9 months ago
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You guys just got this job because you showed up late, didn't you?
ch0k1ngh4z4rd 9 months ago
"Looks like they need help"
*puts on glasses*
"Finding their sausage"
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Esmeraldasbitch 9 months ago
Haha, what if i lose something here in the Netherlands? ;P
lordician 9 months ago
THATS TOTALLY SAD
nochillarickroller 9 months ago
TOO LONG
Sabohaque 9 months ago
I've lost my mind, do you have it?, oh crap , better go and check.
archebeats 9 months ago
What song did you use?
TheInnerMonkey 9 months ago
@TheInnerMonkey the song we used is Marvelous Toy - "I have to write this over" They are playing at the festival.
cianciovideo 9 months ago
Is this real? Because I will go there and lose all my shit just to hang with you guys.
genesisproject 9 months ago 211
@genesisproject You took the words right out of our mouths.
Maddolis 9 months ago
But May 21 its the end of world, Its Serious 0_0
vitorgaray 9 months ago
sausage?
chunterr39 9 months ago
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Dark6Hole 9 months ago
They were so dumb scheduling this during the end of the world. Everyone will be busy.
TheMidstOfIt 9 months ago
@TheMidstOfIt I'm celebrating my birthday tomorrow
Weird0Productions 9 months ago
Lol, the mustache part and the virginity part.
pkLipe 9 months ago
Ben is sooo grumpy
DarkGaarafan17 9 months ago
this isn't 5 seconds =3
h0rnymusher 9 months ago
i honestly thought it was a JEWbilee until 0:31
Pashazgv 9 months ago
FUCKING HIPSTERS
BacuChan 9 months ago
You have lost your subscription to 5secondfilms, please reclaim it at the Lost & Found at Silverlake Jubilee in Los Angeles along with your invitation to the Dude Bro Party...massacre. Sincerly, Jacob County's only policeman, Officer Spinkle.
thatguywhowearsblack 9 months ago 2
i was happy about this until i read the word HIPSTERS in the Tags......
god knows im not welcome.
mancreep 9 months ago
wait is this in Chico or L.A.?
bigfatimac 9 months ago 2
hah awesome 5sf
majsbullen 9 months ago
this was so epic!! Thank you 5sf for making me laugh really hard!!
offlineable 9 months ago
That: "I lost my virginity" totally made me fall of my chair laughing!
KnallinG 9 months ago
Lool This makes me laff sooo much lolz i can't spell i am tooo tiered ROFLMAO
TheIglooChick 9 months ago
LOL'D my ass off!!
bramboy18 9 months ago
After this video, I can guarantee that hundreds of items will be "lost"
lupos2000 9 months ago
In Chico, Scheiße means Sausage!
TheHalfFinn 9 months ago
I wish a red-head Olivia would put her head in MY lap...
GuiltyTrace 9 months ago
sausage!
Lolmaon00bzor 9 months ago
there any jews?
zvonkicgmail 9 months ago
Oh yeah, and that wasn't "sausage" he said there. It was "shit".
realphake 9 months ago
Would totally go.
realphake 9 months ago