I remember hearing this for the very first time while driving my car in rush-hour traffic some years ago. I laughed so hard that tears were streaming down my face. I looked around at all the other cars in traffic, and everyone in their cars were also listening because they were laughing their asses off as well!
I remember hearing this for the very first time while driving my car in rush-hour traffic some years ago. I laughed so hard that tears were streaming down my face. I looked around at all the other cars in traffic, and everyone in their cars were also listening because they were laughing their asses off as well!
I remember hearing this for the very first time while driving my car in rush-hour traffic some years ago. I laughed so hard that tears were streaming down my face. I looked around at all the other cars in traffic, and everyone in their cars were also listening because they were laughing their asses off as well!
Yea , jackys laugh was soooo funny that it cracked himself up so much that he would laugh at his jokes before the croud could.
The only thing Jacky was good for was goofing on and stealing jokes that had no trademark. He even said so. Go look up jackys standup on YT and if u think that's funny than u are as stupid as ETM. Artie has a good heart , yet Jacky would give a fuck about u. Jacky fans are pathetic.
@PinStripes41 thats a joke right? unless you are "one of those people" that have only listened to stern with artie, let me educate you... jackie always had the best laugh. actually i take that back billy west doing the jackie puppet was the best laugh but the real jackie is right there. people who fall all over themselves about artie are pretty funny, i have a fat friend that does heroin and laughs too ill give you his number you guys will probably get along really well.
I can't believe this midget! He calls Howard so many names then has the nerve to ask for money! what a loser. Gilbert & Artie together are the best, the less we hear of Robin's cackling-thinking she's funny voice the better! why is she still there? Why is there a news team - isn't that Robin's job? she sucks!
@jwolf822 EXACTELY !! Robin is WORTHLESS on the H.S. show ! She doesn't have a funny bone in her body ! WAIT ... I'm wrong about that , she did have a funny bone in her once .... when she was dating Jim Florentine ! ( maybe twice ! )
If your only sexual experience is with whores are you really not a virgin? Isn't that kinda like never leaving home and saying your parents are your roommates?
vee must open my coffin so i can sleep for the day......i vill lower your 1 foot body into a grave to get the dead bodies......i vill lower you into zee grave on a piece of dental floss.
I met Eric the Midget at WWE event last Sunday, he was being carried like a baby, i shook his nub and was laid out with the flu for four days afterwards
this lazy mother fucker needs to get off his worthless ass and quit looking for hand outs. get your own fuckin job eric, whats the point anyway? he would just get fired within an hour if that.
I'm still waiting for the day when Gilbert is on and Eric talks shit to Gilbert and Gilbert spends the next 10 minutes ripping Eric the Midget to shreds.
@SuperMachoMuchacho Gilbert in Artie's Chair would be awesome, the first day, guarantee it would get old quick...Howard's also already stated he would never do it.
@Mistermax30 There's nothing mentioned in here about his disability. Just the fact he's really short and sounds like the sidekick in a C-grade horror film.
@66hourenergy that was probably just a goof, dont you think? i mean... your telling me gilbert never ordered an escort service whore/cruised the street one time before he had kids? i'd bet anything he had sex... just not legitimate work for it sex like we're used to
LOL
heyo825 1 week ago
i miss artie
NobesBLO13 1 week ago
Classic
hahahahha
Howard thanks man....
pacman812 2 weeks ago
Hearing Gilbert laughing in the background during Richard's phonecall is priceless.
MrNckissfan 2 weeks ago
Eric D. Midget
LMFAO!
BlackDynamiteNYC 1 month ago
Send him a can tunafish! LMFAO!
JosephCa64 1 month ago
Rack, rack!!!!!
wsuraider 2 months ago
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I remember hearing this for the very first time while driving my car in rush-hour traffic some years ago. I laughed so hard that tears were streaming down my face. I looked around at all the other cars in traffic, and everyone in their cars were also listening because they were laughing their asses off as well!
1hugeturdsundae 2 months ago
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I remember hearing this for the very first time while driving my car in rush-hour traffic some years ago. I laughed so hard that tears were streaming down my face. I looked around at all the other cars in traffic, and everyone in their cars were also listening because they were laughing their asses off as well!
1hugeturdsundae 2 months ago
I remember hearing this for the very first time while driving my car in rush-hour traffic some years ago. I laughed so hard that tears were streaming down my face. I looked around at all the other cars in traffic, and everyone in their cars were also listening because they were laughing their asses off as well!
1hugeturdsundae 2 months ago
@1hugeturdsundae Remember grinning and laughing at the others in there cars classic
stuttering john old stuff was great
pacman812 2 weeks ago
@Marsdevilsvolta
Yea , jackys laugh was soooo funny that it cracked himself up so much that he would laugh at his jokes before the croud could.
The only thing Jacky was good for was goofing on and stealing jokes that had no trademark. He even said so. Go look up jackys standup on YT and if u think that's funny than u are as stupid as ETM. Artie has a good heart , yet Jacky would give a fuck about u. Jacky fans are pathetic.
Lvduggo69 2 months ago
Artie: "You mean this isn't Dick Buffman?"
23dmix 2 months ago
I could listen to this all fuckin' day!
katey1dog 2 months ago
remember gilbert in "up all nite "theater...goood stuff
sharkbaitj 2 months ago
Id love to see a movie with gilbert and eric "Attack of the Giant Midget"
goflyakitefilms 2 months ago
Gilbert is fuckin' hilarious!!
1hugeturdsundae 2 months ago
what happend to the dr. who background music??? i dont mean to be stupid I miss that on air seg. fred ? fred ?-... earth to fred....?
sharkbaitj 2 months ago
Something about Gilbert's laugh really adds to the funny of this bit. The prank call alone reduced me to tears. LOL!
MrNckissfan 2 months ago
They gotta stop bringing this twit on the show
therealplease 3 months ago
6 people are fans of Dick Buffman.
tommyers 3 months ago
how the fuck can you take him seriously? he looks like ET's testicle
knoxklay11 3 months ago
what a party!
ErictheACKACKTOR 4 months ago
No I keep telling you there is no such name as dick buffman
armandm85 4 months ago
ROFL.This shit was funny to the fullest.
Chills327 4 months ago
ack ack!
knoxklay11 5 months ago
gilbert is god
bister 5 months ago
How did Lester & Earl get into this?
bfrank531 5 months ago
LMAO! SNAKES ON A MIDGET 1:22
SteamEqualsFAIL 5 months ago
arties laugh is infectious
PinStripes41 5 months ago
For some reason Gilbert's laugh makes this that much more hilarious.
Laz321 5 months ago
Thank you.. for the spider goulash!
SeeYouNextTuesday0 5 months ago 2
artie always did have the best laugh
PinStripes41 6 months ago
@PinStripes41 thats a joke right? unless you are "one of those people" that have only listened to stern with artie, let me educate you... jackie always had the best laugh. actually i take that back billy west doing the jackie puppet was the best laugh but the real jackie is right there. people who fall all over themselves about artie are pretty funny, i have a fat friend that does heroin and laughs too ill give you his number you guys will probably get along really well.
Marsdevilsvolta 3 months ago
im sorry this is so sad
RileyZoid 6 months ago
HAHAHAHA! That is the funniest pic i've ever seen.
BluppMeNot 6 months ago
I can't believe this midget! He calls Howard so many names then has the nerve to ask for money! what a loser. Gilbert & Artie together are the best, the less we hear of Robin's cackling-thinking she's funny voice the better! why is she still there? Why is there a news team - isn't that Robin's job? she sucks!
jwolf822 6 months ago
@jwolf822 EXACTELY !! Robin is WORTHLESS on the H.S. show ! She doesn't have a funny bone in her body ! WAIT ... I'm wrong about that , she did have a funny bone in her once .... when she was dating Jim Florentine ! ( maybe twice ! )
derek7521 6 months ago 7
@derek7521 she had a funny finger when her daddy stuck it up her cunt!
HEY NOW ..lol
KCArmstrongXIIV 2 months ago
@derek7521 Cha-ching! X)
Orctooth 1 month ago
The Bat lmao
DastardlyDereK 7 months ago
If your only sexual experience is with whores are you really not a virgin? Isn't that kinda like never leaving home and saying your parents are your roommates?
armandm85 7 months ago 2
@armandm85
LoL. Easily the funniest comparison i've ever seen, that shit is priceless.
729Drew 7 months ago
@armandm85 its like saying i own a house that i rent from my friend. he only got laid because of howard
knoxklay11 2 months ago
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@armandm85
"If your only sexual experience is with whores are you really not a virgin?"
Show me a girl who isn't a whore.
Romansteel13 1 month ago
vee must open my coffin so i can sleep for the day......i vill lower your 1 foot body into a grave to get the dead bodies......i vill lower you into zee grave on a piece of dental floss.
cwb8109 7 months ago
This Is the best vid ever. Till 7:00 mark , robin didn't open her trap.
Gilbert and Artie were the best.
Lvduggo69 7 months ago 3
@Lvduggo69
Yeah right Lvduggo...we all know you absolutely adore Robin O Quivers.
F Hernje!
F Timmy!
F the fairweather fans!
729Drew 7 months ago
fucking funny stuff. howard rules!!
xtxguyx 7 months ago
This is the funniest clip I've ever heard!! Lol lol
Eazz34 7 months ago
Just choked on my drink when that snake picture turned up
Number1HB 8 months ago 6
the bat LMAOOOOOOOO
ironlung2004 8 months ago
Dick Buffman..........LOL!
rareamigo 9 months ago
Dick Buffman.......LOL!
rareamigo 9 months ago
Dick Buffman.......LOL!
rareamigo 9 months ago
"Give me rats and spiders to eat" ROFL
MrZeppelinofled 10 months ago 3
Best bit ever. Gilbert as Dracula, Howard playing Eric as Igor....
warszawianka 10 months ago
"no, no I keep telling you, there is no dick buffman" lol!!!
room128 10 months ago
eric is not a virgin, remember the whores?
Tomthestarhartnell 10 months ago
I can be a solid gold dancer.
do0iluvgdkie 10 months ago
We have to get Dick Buffman!
workingklass0 11 months ago
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workingklass0 11 months ago
Gilbert must have LOVED goofing on Eric because he LOVES those old monster movies and Eric sounds just like a character from them. ha ha.
Tigerlily21 11 months ago
Eric The Midget Fisherman
theaphextwinnn 11 months ago 2
richard, artie and gilbert crack me up so bad. XD
MorbidMira 11 months ago
I met Eric the Midget at WWE event last Sunday, he was being carried like a baby, i shook his nub and was laid out with the flu for four days afterwards
Aguzman0077 1 year ago
Gilbert ...what can I say...on Stern he is too much to describe
PorkFrog 1 year ago
Gilbert is way cool Eric sucks go away Eric!!!!
partyguy35 1 year ago
He could be used for bait for shark fishermen.
shadowman1952 1 year ago 2
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everyone please come to my page and leave your condolences....this guy really meant alot to me lol
ripericthemidget 1 year ago
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everyone please come to my page and leave your condolences....this guy really meant alot to me lol
ripericthemidget 1 year ago
R.I.P eric...u will b missed...u were my 2nd favorite next 2 hank
wjcusick 1 year ago
@wjcusick are you kidding ?
tenorismo 1 year ago
@tenorismo thats what ive been hearing...very sad
wjcusick 1 year ago
@tenorismo thats what everyone is sayin'.
wjcusick 1 year ago
@tenorismo thats what everyone's sayin'. hes not been on howard's show n a while.
wjcusick 1 year ago
@wjcusick wait wait eric died ?
32574 9 months ago
what a tiny flaming asshole
highregistersean 1 year ago
Give me rats and spiders to eat!
stormriderWI 1 year ago
gilbert and artie together was always killer
trivera648 1 year ago
that turd on wheels is annoying. He expects howard to get him an acting role ,but im sure he would make a great villian.
katkal3 1 year ago
Im a midget phlipsoper lol.
Damondeeh20 1 year ago
Ack Ack.
setmedic 1 year ago
I love gilbert
drummerwes81 1 year ago
Gilbert is top notch talent. He did that skit perfectly.
Punishment247 1 year ago
The one person who did say it sucks is the faggott Eric the Midget errrr actor
swackadelic 1 year ago
Thank you for the spider ghulosh!
MegaDetroit24 1 year ago 2
i'd pay some good money to see a wrestler throw a Eric at his opponent
MultiTimster 1 year ago
i really miss artie! get well buddy! i hope ralph gets ill
rumneyjoe 1 year ago 3
HAHAHA.....I WILL LOWER YOU WITH ON A PIECE OF DENTAL FLOSS!!!!
SELFISHPETE 1 year ago 4
so mean
afcvinnie 1 year ago
The Bat !!!----lol
theuncletodd 1 year ago
Eric The Lobster Clawed Pathetic No-Neck Shit Cock Lobster
ayer619 1 year ago 2
Omg thank U 4 this!!!
thesearemy2cats 1 year ago
I dont want any more calls from RICHARD CHRISTY! my ARCH NEMISIS!
RussianSoviet5445 1 year ago
this lazy mother fucker needs to get off his worthless ass and quit looking for hand outs. get your own fuckin job eric, whats the point anyway? he would just get fired within an hour if that.
TR86 1 year ago
ZERO POINT ZERO
ACK ACK
Oh and I LOVE the Eric clip where he tells Fred, "Fred, you push that button one more time im going to fly to new york and BREAK ALL YOUR FINGERS!!!"
DOGxDAYxSONxRISE 1 year ago
ZERO POINT ZERO
ACK ACK
DOGxDAYxSONxRISE 1 year ago
Man I fuckin hate Eric the Midget, hes such a fuckin bitch, i hate him .
PlethoraXofXThoughts 1 year ago
This segment is one of the funniest things that ever happened during the course of the human race.
"Bring me RATS and SPIDERS to EEEEEAAAAT!"
Eric the Loser Midget
rabidrabbitshuggers 1 year ago
I feel bad for this guy. Can't help it.
DrPoon 1 year ago
Ack Ack in Black....Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa
18CaStRaDoMiS89 1 year ago
favorite ETM clip ever!
whytechocolate3 1 year ago
Nice to see Gilbert waiting almost a full minute before Dracula came out.
peterosesbooky 1 year ago 4
LOL!!!!!!! GILBERT'S HILARIOUS!!!!!!!
TheKnightWolf 1 year ago 2
I'm still waiting for the day when Gilbert is on and Eric talks shit to Gilbert and Gilbert spends the next 10 minutes ripping Eric the Midget to shreds.
Love those graphics.
sserpent21 1 year ago
Gilbert had me pissing myself on Penn Jilettes old radio show. Somebody needs to upload those clips.
Gilbert should be in Artie's chair until he returns.
SuperMachoMuchacho 1 year ago 2
@SuperMachoMuchacho Gilbert in Artie's Chair would be awesome, the first day, guarantee it would get old quick...Howard's also already stated he would never do it.
ToxicHospitality 1 year ago
this ungrateful prick got a job on fringe and him and his roommate are bitching and complaining about it
opethjay 1 year ago 7
@opethjay Yeah, but his head blew up. That's true entertainment
BaronTurco 5 months ago
3:59 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
Jelperman 1 year ago 3
Dracula-Gottfried is always hilarious.
myspaceBLOODARTIST 1 year ago 4
R O F L
Cap420 1 year ago
LOL@: "Ack Ack in Black"
scandlabra 1 year ago
HILARIOUS! This makes me happy every time I listen to it. ETM is a huge loser!
enzoelise 1 year ago
LMFAO! damn that prank call is some classic ETM goodness....LOL bat wings!
SavagesInMyTown 1 year ago
"We will attach electrodes to their necks and bring the dead back to life!"
bostonbean80 1 year ago 4
"Give me rats and spiders to eat!" Gilbert is something else I tell ya
dannydevitopranks 1 year ago 7
Wait a minute! This isn't Dick Buffman?
katey1dog 1 year ago 49
@katey1dog MASTER! We must get Richard Christy!
66hourenergy 1 year ago 21
@66hourenergy :::in creepy Dracula voice::: We must find Richard Christy and place a curse upon him! I know! We'll marry him to Wendy the Retard!
katey1dog 1 year ago 17
@katey1dog Yes master!
66hourenergy 1 year ago 22
@katey1dog I'm the real Dick Buffman.
CraigKramer 1 year ago
@CraigKramer :::bowing in reverance:::
katey1dog 1 year ago
@katey1dog isn't it Dick Buttman?
discokidx1 7 months ago
@discokidx1
I think so.
katey1dog 7 months ago
LMAO @ howard and artie cracking up in the background while listening to eric on the answering machine.
hellraiza81 1 year ago 4
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This is actually pretty pathetic. They're mocking the fact that he's severely disabled and wants a job?
Mistermax30 1 year ago
@Mistermax30 There's nothing mentioned in here about his disability. Just the fact he's really short and sounds like the sidekick in a C-grade horror film.
66hourenergy 1 year ago 14
@66hourenergy "he's really short and sounds like the sidekick in a C-grade horror film" - that is the most concise, accurate description of eric
jerkstoresup 6 months ago
@Mistermax30 I would bothered too if Eric wasn't a terrible person.
penguinworm 1 year ago 3
@Mistermax30
It's not their JOB to get him a JOB. Eric is an asshole making demands like he owns the howard stern show. Like they work for him.
lashkaretoiba 1 year ago 3
@Mistermax30 If you had any idea what kind of person Eric is, then you'd understand why they screw with him.
BlitzKriege35 1 year ago 2
@Mistermax30 It's not he's an evil little cunt
purplenurps 1 year ago
@Mistermax30 What's pathetic is the amount of work Howard has offered Eric with him turning it down.
JovialEel 1 year ago
@Mistermax30 Uh uh uh uh uh, Eric the midget...
Mistermax30 1 year ago
OMG!!! I CAN'T BREATHE!!!
XD
phendformyself 1 year ago 5
40 inch tall virgin lmfaooooooooooooooo
CQ1981331 1 year ago 3
thank god for gilbert :)
tigerwoodsondxm 1 year ago 5
hes actually not a virgin , but still clever
ERICLEEPARKER 2 years ago
At the time he was, this was in 2004
66hourenergy 2 years ago
@66hourenergy that was probably just a goof, dont you think? i mean... your telling me gilbert never ordered an escort service whore/cruised the street one time before he had kids? i'd bet anything he had sex... just not legitimate work for it sex like we're used to
JustinBlazzzee 1 year ago
I'm talking about Eric the Midget
66hourenergy 1 year ago
@66hourenergy oh lol in that case i guess its still the same situation.. hookers and prosties
JustinBlazzzee 1 year ago
i will lower him with dental floss!
Ichliebegermany 2 years ago 5
ACK ACK
Trig242 2 years ago 5
i love this clip. Gilbert is the best at making fun of Eric haha
Beetzable 2 years ago 8
I love when Gilbert visits.
edisonmonstera 2 years ago 46
@edisonmonstera Gilbert is the best guest ever! I love it when he does the Dracula voice!
someymehra 2 years ago 3
@edisonmonstera you mean cock
EazyTarantino 1 year ago
@edisonmonstera and i agree, Gilbert is great
PlethoraXofXThoughts 1 year ago
Thank you for the bug master!! Thank you for the SPIDER GOULASH!!!
66hourenergy 2 years ago 2
hahahaha best picture ever
goldenarm009 2 years ago 5
oh no! i did a spit take all over my damn computer when i saw "The 40-inch tall virgin"! awesome pic
strawhataddison 2 years ago 8
The BAT lmao
flyingtorpedo 2 years ago 7
@fkyingtorpedo: I love the way Richard says "it's called the BAT" XD
Trig242 2 years ago 4
LMAO...."You vun foot freak"
drewqb112000 2 years ago 7
So you're mad at me?
......Yes.
dannydevitopranks 2 years ago 7
I love the defeated groan after he figures out who it is.
66hourenergy 2 years ago 2
Ack Ack in Black!
FZappa20 2 years ago 7
i wish gilbert was permanent. there aren't enought gilbert clips in the world to satisfy me
Rshimy 2 years ago 66
@Rshimy you mean cock
EazyTarantino 1 year ago
@Rshimy
Yeah there isent enough
damnhot 1 year ago
hope artie gets better
manny2guns 2 years ago 17
I hope Artie comes back to rip on this little turd.
saruman84 2 years ago 12
im club fuckin footed!
goldenarm009 2 years ago 6
This is one of the best riffs on this little turd.
tattypatty 2 years ago 13
Great shit!!!
siggymarx 2 years ago 12
lol Very funny!
MasterTubeTheatre 2 years ago 10