These people are lost, and I feel bad for them. If they knew that Their founder: Charles Taze Russel was an opportunistic scam master who tried to sell bags of wheat seed declaring it was "Miracle Wheat" that would give bumper crops; and who also perjured/Lied under oath, that he was an ordained minister and a bible scholar; AND falsified world-wide ministry events that never happened. All documented and verified FACTS. He is also the one who's wife ( a spirit medium) translated, "a god"jn 1:1
Yeah JWs don't go to heaven, and are okay with it. Their greatest aspiration is 1,000 years hard labor fixing Earth back up. Actually sounds quite like they could be in hell and not know it.
GOD SAYS HE HAS A SON.Jesus said he's God's Son-Matthew 3:17,Mark 9:7,Psalms 2:7,Luke 9:35,Prov.8:22.DEMONS,expelled said he's Son of God-Luke 4:41.Matt.8:29, Mark3:11.Others said he's Son-John1:14,49,3:17,5:18,36,6:46,10:36,Mark15:39,Matthew 26:63,27:40. Hebrews10:29,4:14.An angel said he's Son-Luke1:35.Jehovah God is Jesus' God-John15:1,16:3,30,20:17, Matt.26:26,36-44,64,Mark15:34,Ephesians1:17.Son=Mediator-1Timothy 2:5,Heb.1:3,4,8:6,9:15,12:24, Romans1:4,8,9,Acts7:55,56.
lol that's a nice try!!! lmao!! you'd be even funnier if you did your research i get it though that's really funny! XD - from somebody who's glad to have fortunately escaped unbaptized but completely warped!!!
These guys aren't trying to fool anyone. I'm not sure what they're point is though. There are plenty of preachers of other religions that talk like that.
Jehovah's Witnesses teach 4 salvations. 1 heavenly resurrection, 2 earthly resurrections, and a live earthly salvation. Let us share. Regards
@06rp you are the devil! All you do is attack people in here ! Instead of helping you just want to make people feel bad!You went to my video and attack me !Now i can see that I'm not the only one !You are a snake in youtube, your coments all always bad.You are full of hate ! You hate everyone that does not think like you! Like a NAZI yes your mentality is a NAZI MENTALITY, if you could you will put those that think diffetent a at a concentration camp . Everyone around you must be suffering!
NINGÚN JOVEN TESTIGO JEHOVÁ VA A PREDICAR O HABLA CON UN GOMA DE MASCAR EN LA BOCA NI USA ESE CABELLO LARGO ESE ES UN MAL IMITADOR Y ES UN TONTO BURLADOR.
Jesus taught his followers to go from house to house. He wants more people to become disciples. Jehovah's Witness are following Jesus our Lord. Read Acts 5:42, "...from house to house they continued ..declaring the good news about the Christ, Jesus." Acts14:21,"...making quite a few disciples,..." Acts 20:20-"...teaching you publicly and from house to house." Jesus commands his disciples to make more disciples. READ Matthew 28:19,20-"Go therefore and make disciples of people..."
He's not a JWs no way! He has long hair. Uses phrases like bless your sole child, praise his sole he is up there in heaven now with Jehovah. They don't believe that people go to heaven. Well only 144,000 anyway the chosen ones. They believe that when people die they will be resurrected on Earth in the new system.
I second the epic Fail....within 3 secs I knew a fake...unlike the rest of the world we can still read books therefore are still intelligent people! The only thing dumber than your failed video is your lack of bothering to do the tiniest amount of research.
Oh wait...this is even worst...you attempt to make fun of someone and make your self the object of jest! How sad for you! . But like most stupid people you don't know you are stupid.
EPIC FAIIILLLLLL!!!! Number one, white witnesses get this thing call a HAIRCUT. Second, 1:07, WE DO NOT MAKE ASSUMPTIONS. Third, WE PREACH WITH A PARTNER. Fourth, Where is his ministry bag? EPIC FAILURE. Get to know us. We are actually cool people
Definately a FAKe,cause he said his dad is now h in heaven with jehovah,we dont go to heavenn straight lol.idiot,what faker couldnt even fake properly
I'm an atheist who knows many current Jehovah's Witnesses and this video is totally absurd. Although i share none of the beliefs that Witnesses hold deal i do however see no reason to criticize them in this ridiculous manner. The inaccuracies here are too numerous to mention. Witnesses always work in pairs. In north america you wouldn't see a witness with long hair going door to door. Witnesses don't believe that they go to heaven when they die. It would have been better to use facts...
Jehovahs witnesses would never chew gum and have long hair while representing out in field service!! Big Fake! Jesus said his people would be persecuted just as he was. Bring it on. Jehovah knows all and sees all.
Is this the kid from the "wonder years"? Why does he sound like a baptist preacher? Has to be one of the worst mock videos ever. What's with the term "the jehovahs"? Like it's supposed to be plural. It's Jehovah's witnesses. That's like saying the jesuses. Pure ignorance from rebellious youth today who think it's funny to mock God's work when they can benefit from the so-called brainwashing campaign. The TV content today is what has most by the hand and they all eat it up but no videos on that.
Real JW's for starters,would have to have their hair cut, he would have to be with another person because they always go out in pairs and thirdly they would not allow anyone to film them like this...this is just dumb.
He is not a Jehovah's Witness. Even if he is wearing a suit, he cannot fool me. Jehovah's Witness men do not wear long hair. 1 Corinthians 11:14 says: "Does not nature itself teach you that if a man has long hair, it is a dishonor to him." Jehovah's Witnesses adhere to Bible standards at all times. Also that's not the way Jehovah's Witnesses talk. While they speak God's name, they do so in very respectful way because it is the name of the Almighty God. It is easy to tell a fake.
@Mach2411 Jesus, born a Jew, was under the law given through Moses. That law included prohibition on shaving the extremity of the hair. So Jesus had a beard. But the law served only as a tutor leading to Christ who ended that law. That said, the growing of beard is neither enforced nor prohibited on Christians as long as it's kept clean and dignified. Jesus brought down the many laws under Moses into 2 principles: Love of God and Love of neighbor. Love is what's important, not the beard.
@josephineofelmhurst - The answer is No...I have family members who are elders in the religion and I was raised in a JW household. According to Jesus (pbuh) HIMSELF, he did not come to end the law but to fulfill it. Paul (a man who never met Jesus in the flesh, only in visions...and now we have to believe his visions even tho he changed everything Jesus(pbuh) ever TAUGHT). I believe Jesus (pbuh) kept the law, Paul wanted to accomodate the Romans and he(Paul) ended the law, NOT Jesus (pbuh).
@Mach2411 Romans 10:4 says Jesus is the end of the law. He ended it by fulfilling it. (Matthew 5:17) Fulfilled means finished. Finished means end. Kaput. Duh! Dare to refute a JW? You're a big disappointment to your family members who are elders and the rest who are in the truth. GOODBYE!
@josephineofelmhurst - seems like, there are religions out there who are teaching ppl WHAT to think, instead of teaching them HOW to think. GOD comes to those who reflect. Most of my family is currently leaving the JW religion and converting to Islam, thanks to GOD. I wasn't trying to attack you, i'm sorry if it came off that way. May GOD bless you...Also, Jesus(pbuh) wasn't the final prophet. Jesus(pbuh) spoke of another who was coming "the spirit of all truth"...Mohammed (pbuh) & the Qur'an
Makes me jump for joy, when we are persecuted....at least that actor knows some of the laws we abstain from, For Jehovah is Holy and all those that worship him must be Holy as well. Praise Jehovah!
@bonzdee how exactly do you feel this video persecuted you? Just wondering because there are videos out there making fun of Catholics, Mormon, Scientology..to name such a very very small few! So are you claiming that all those mocking videos to other religions are "proof" of God's support of those organizations too, since they are being "persecuted"? If not, then really where is your logic?
@happie2befree `for one, they are not Jehovah's witnesses, but are acting as JW's and two we ourselves don't make videos acting as other people of other religions, just to make a mockery of them.
@bonzdee You may not make videos making fun of other religions, but I was in the car on too many occasions with JW making fun and mocking people who told them no thanks.....Also, this video is silly, I agree, I was raised a Witness and was in for 26 years before realizing they are no better than any other religion. What they are doing in the video is trying to be funny. They are trying to get a laugh, not convey anything to anyone. Quit reading into things to find an excuse for "persecution"
@happie2befree any reproach any person does who ever it maybe be who brings a reproach upon Jehovah's name is regarded as persecution to me, I don't care if I get persecuted, but when Jehovah himself does. I will uphold his sovereignty, no matter what.
@nwoshock2012 yea cus its in the bible retard read Revelation 14:1-5 .... that 4 the retards that think they kno wat the bible says wen they never read it
i was like: that is not a JW's, bcs boys don't wear hair that long, and then he says bless your soul child... ok, this is fake... funny how it only takes one look to the person and one sentence and you know
@nyalex516 i don't know where you're from, but where i'm from boys can't use the hair that long and that messy, if a boy use his hair like that, him and his parents will be call to a little “advice”
It took 2 seconds 4 you to prove that you weren't talking to a real JW. They don't use any of expressions like "Bless your soul, child". We're nothing like the Southern Baptist your actor is imitating.
When I was JW I had a short back and sides hair cut and wore a very nice 3 rice suit when I went preaching one of the elders pulled me aside and told me my hair was too short and my clothes where too smart and I had to dress down, I just thought what the fuck and asked if he was for real and cut my hair shorter and eventually walked out 4 good cos they let lots more serious stuff go, like kids being molested and people stealing etc
@steven27061976 wth wen that happens 2 a kid they shund the person that did that 2 the kid nd have the police or government official 2 arrest the person nd go through what ever the government wants 2 do with the damn person
the acting is horrible. he would never say "bless your soul....praise your soul" and those kinds of things. obviously false. nor would he be condemning the child like that, or use the word "convert"
Time present and time past Are both perhaps present in time future, And time future contained in time past. If all time is eternally present All time is unredeemable. What might have been is an abstraction Remaining a perpetual possibility Only in a world of speculation. What might have been and what has been Point to one end, which is always present. Footfalls echo in the memory Down the passage which we did not take Towards the door we never opened
Yes it is too holy roller but thats what makes it so funny holy roller/JW hahaha -the boy masterbates and might even be a homosexual hahahaha-emanuel wilkins...jr hahaha- slipped on black ice-hahaha-up in heaven with Jehovah-hahaha Do you accept Jehovah? say it louder hahaha- Mixing of a little holy roller with JW-hilarious Check out another video spoof called Jehovah's Fitness -it was made by real x jw kids -hahahahahah
Remember leaders of different Christian sects, the will of God is undivided Christianity. Give up your churches, no more Catholic, Protestants, Adventist, JW etc. If you think that I am wrong then prove that you are right. Ive asked the Lord for the two simultaneous explosion of volcano in the U.S. within this month of December, pray that it wouldnt happen, if despite of your prayer it does happen, then know that God is with me therefore you have to listen to me.
This version's too "Holy Roller" (spelling?) and not enough JW - they have some real nutso beliefs, so don't settle for some pseudo-fundamentalist yap - check out Brenda Lee's ("Out Of The Cocoon" ) videos for spoofs and expose*s done by someone who was actually in the religion and knows the JW's weak - or should that be idiot? - points...
Change the reference to the dad being up in heaven to the dad rotting in the grave while waiting for Armageddon - which has been anticipated by the JW's for over a century now - "Any day now!"...
Get rid of the "demonized" child and replace him with either a child who needs a blood - that's FULL blood - transfusion or one who's been kicked out for going to the cops because the District Overseer molested him...too HOLY ROLLER
the reason we dont accept blood transfusion itz because in the bible in exudus it sayz we should not take in blood or eat it..it is a law that has been given us by Jehova through the bible
@Bob859 as if that the only thing male witnesses dont have long hair the so called jw said bless your soul child common he said his dad is in heaven he is alone we never preach alone the bible says to go out in threes
JW Organization is a dangerous nonchristian cult any way you slice it or dice. Unfortunately it sucks in new members on a regular basis. These people are either very ignorant or just blind to the fact that this organization is based on lies.
i think it is stupid that you can only read material from the jehovas witnesses and the watchtowers are a wicca thing we call uppon the watchtowers.you using occult things and dont even know it and blame others for being satanic sorry i think you should investigate the proper way meaning read and not only from one point of few but all that you can and then make up your mind god gave us a brain to THINK.
Im seeing some fimiliar names. Apostate names. That I talked with before. If anyone wants to argue, argue with me. ill teach you something about the bible, and what it really means. I agree USBYD, there are many reasons why Jw's like myself get picked on. But its only because we actually do Gods will according to Matthew 24:14
Yeah it's just that you piss everyone off because of the stupid decisions you make. e.g. blood transfusions, only a few people go to heaven (if there is one), dinosaurs didn't exist, pestering people by knocking on their doors, think every other religion is run by the devil, shun people who feel they don't want to be a Jehovah's witness, you cannot further your education after secondary school, you cannot communicate with those who are not JW's. And for why because you followed a cult. Bollocks.
We do believe there is a heaven and that 144,000 go. And thats cause the bible says that is the number joining christ in his kingdom. His kingdom is in heaven! Dinosaurs did exist!!! Where are you getting your info from? I mean there's fossils to prove it! And there is no rule against furthering your education.... wow you have your info messed up!
You know I dont mind when people actually have something credible to offer, but this video is so obvious that this guy is not a witness. He does not know the first thing about being a witness. Read the other comments for examples. What a waste of time.
It's not that it's just that your making fun of the JEHOVAH WITNESS! They go out there business and they don't bother anyone. The Jehovah Witness don't even talk about the other religions and I think that it's not fair that you guys made a video like this.But you can tell it's FAKE, cause Jehovah Witness do not say BLESS YOU CHILD, NOR THEY SAY THAT DEAD PEOPLE GO TO HEAVEN.
One thing I don't understand is that out of all the RELIGIONS out there the Jehovah Witness get pick on. LEAVE THEM ALONE
That's really mess up, on how you bad talking the JEHOVAH WITNESS! It's not funny, it's childish! You have no idea what it is to be a Jehovah Witness, not just that but they have class, unlike you. Don't try to make videos, and play yourself to be a Witness. FYI people don't believe what this mean, fake, lier, guy has to say. I'm upset on how people bad mouth the JW's. It's RUDE! What people gotta do it RESPECT other religions. If you believe in Jehovah Witness(then GREAT) But stop being RUDE!!!
sorry...u loser but JW's are up to NO good...the world was supposed to end at 1914?! oh guess what...IT'S 2009! get over urself JW's are the WORST FUCKIN CULT OUT THERE so YOU stop being rude to the people who can think for themselves and arent brainwashed by some stupid fucked up devil possessed bullshit!
what makes me so great is that I am not possessed by the devil and being brainwashed...and dissassociate with my family and friends and live life hoping the armeggedon to hit the earth and kill everyone so I can rise from the dead and I can be with my loved ones again...AND I don't believe in false prophesies that the world was supposed to end like a hundred times according to the Watchtower...
AND besides a lot of people who actually stopped believing the Watchtower's lies quit the cult or got dissfellowshipped for something else are now sucidal and extremely depressed because their own family and friends disowned them and they don't know how to think on their own...I thought god was supposed to be loving and kind...what kind of "god" would hurt people and make people hurt each other...NOT my kind of god Thank u very much! SO that's what makes me so great
You know this makes me so me upset because people take our religion and turn it all around and do stupid things like this and people actually think this is how we act and its not.
YOUR religion? why are u even associating with people outside ur religion anyway? My sister married a JW and I always stood by that religion until she diss owned her family because we didnt study...so what FUCKED UP RELIGION WOULD DO THAT DO A FUCKING FAMILY? if u ask me...a devil like one...that i want NOTHING to do with!
how am i associating with ppl outside my religion?....and its not the whole organizations fault for why ur sister dissed u guys as a family...like we really tell her to diss you guys.... right.... so again get ur facts straight and you need to calm down...thank you
you people are cultist point blank,christ died for our sins, there is a heaven,anyone who calls on the name of jesus christ whom shed his precious bood for our sins,will be with the lord!--thats why god gave his only begotton son jesus christ for us dont you get it he loves his children,its not about some cult you put a name on ,jesus is the only way!!!and he is coming back really soon,the gift he gave is free,not through your weird cult,and jesus would never discard anyone like you people do!!
Because, we are Jehovah's Witnesses. Jehovah is our God... we are his witnesses. We teach about him and his purpose for mankind and the earth. So to be called a Jehovah wouldn't be right.
People usually call us a Jehovah because they don't know what Jehovah means, but we never become angry or anything with them, it's not their fault. Just a misunderstanding. But i have just explained to you.
That was exactly my point. Most JWs would correct the interviewer when he called them a 'Jehovah'. The 'Jehovah' in the interview didn't correct the interviewer so is not likely to be a real Witness. Sorry if I was unclear.
JW's would never say bless your soul. As a child I was taught never to say bless you. One of the many off the wall things that will remain in my memory bank for the rest of my life. - Ex JW
A REAL LIVE FAKE!
27jessebelle 2 months ago
a total mockery.
27jessebelle 2 months ago
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These people are lost, and I feel bad for them. If they knew that Their founder: Charles Taze Russel was an opportunistic scam master who tried to sell bags of wheat seed declaring it was "Miracle Wheat" that would give bumper crops; and who also perjured/Lied under oath, that he was an ordained minister and a bible scholar; AND falsified world-wide ministry events that never happened. All documented and verified FACTS. He is also the one who's wife ( a spirit medium) translated, "a god"jn 1:1
hartistry1957 3 months ago
Yeah JWs don't go to heaven, and are okay with it. Their greatest aspiration is 1,000 years hard labor fixing Earth back up. Actually sounds quite like they could be in hell and not know it.
CaptainArrrgh 3 months ago
I'm not JW but no they don't talk or behave or look like that! Simple.
AuroraJaZ 5 months ago
JW don't talk like that. What a fake. "You will know them by their fruits".
jgmanza 5 months ago
jehovah witnesses are annoying faggots. i hope they get a life instead of forcing people upon their religion.
djmm1397 5 months ago
@djmm1397 : Forcing people upon their religion; you mean like every other christian sect?
dfirepc 2 months ago
this is lame -.- who does such a crap..
Naduttaja 6 months ago
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GOD SAYS HE HAS A SON.Jesus said he's God's Son-Matthew 3:17,Mark 9:7,Psalms 2:7,Luke 9:35,Prov.8:22.DEMONS,expelled said he's Son of God-Luke 4:41.Matt.8:29, Mark3:11.Others said he's Son-John1:14,49,3:17,5:18,36,6:46,10:36,Mark15:39,Matthew 26:63,27:40. Hebrews10:29,4:14.An angel said he's Son-Luke1:35.Jehovah God is Jesus' God-John15:1,16:3,30,20:17, Matt.26:26,36-44,64,Mark15:34,Ephesians1:17.Son=Mediator-1Timothy 2:5,Heb.1:3,4,8:6,9:15,12:24, Romans1:4,8,9,Acts7:55,56.
eternityandforever 6 months ago
lol that's a nice try!!! lmao!! you'd be even funnier if you did your research i get it though that's really funny! XD - from somebody who's glad to have fortunately escaped unbaptized but completely warped!!!
Redbackbite 7 months ago
David Koresh Jr.
RealityDefenseLeague 7 months ago
These guys aren't trying to fool anyone. I'm not sure what they're point is though. There are plenty of preachers of other religions that talk like that.
Jehovah's Witnesses teach 4 salvations. 1 heavenly resurrection, 2 earthly resurrections, and a live earthly salvation. Let us share. Regards
megthepearl 7 months ago
NO WITNESS JEHOVAH WILL YOUNG PREACH OR TALK TO A chewing gum in your mouth or USA LONG HAIR THAT THIS IS A BAD AND IS A FOOL IMITATOR scoffers.
06rp 7 months ago
@06rp you are the devil! All you do is attack people in here ! Instead of helping you just want to make people feel bad!You went to my video and attack me !Now i can see that I'm not the only one !You are a snake in youtube, your coments all always bad.You are full of hate ! You hate everyone that does not think like you! Like a NAZI yes your mentality is a NAZI MENTALITY, if you could you will put those that think diffetent a at a concentration camp . Everyone around you must be suffering!
yariny13 7 months ago
NINGÚN JOVEN TESTIGO JEHOVÁ VA A PREDICAR O HABLA CON UN GOMA DE MASCAR EN LA BOCA NI USA ESE CABELLO LARGO ESE ES UN MAL IMITADOR Y ES UN TONTO BURLADOR.
06rp 7 months ago
yup its fake...sure alot of people trying to act like a JW and it really shows they arent
MrFarren66 8 months ago
fake video
blownfuse1231 8 months ago
he is really a dog man! such a stupid ass mudafackn kid!!!!
TheTheseus 8 months ago
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Jesus taught his followers to go from house to house. He wants more people to become disciples. Jehovah's Witness are following Jesus our Lord. Read Acts 5:42, "...from house to house they continued ..declaring the good news about the Christ, Jesus." Acts14:21,"...making quite a few disciples,..." Acts 20:20-"...teaching you publicly and from house to house." Jesus commands his disciples to make more disciples. READ Matthew 28:19,20-"Go therefore and make disciples of people..."
eternityandforever 9 months ago
He's not a JWs no way! He has long hair. Uses phrases like bless your sole child, praise his sole he is up there in heaven now with Jehovah. They don't believe that people go to heaven. Well only 144,000 anyway the chosen ones. They believe that when people die they will be resurrected on Earth in the new system.
Lavendergaljackie2 11 months ago
LOL
did you get the rental suit back to the store OK?
Fizzypop1211 11 months ago
for one, jehovah witnesses dont have long hair !!! THEY MENT TO LOOK SMART
sexychr 11 months ago
@sexychr pretty nazi stuff , how bout yr ass hair?
BayouBluesMan 8 months ago
I second the epic Fail....within 3 secs I knew a fake...unlike the rest of the world we can still read books therefore are still intelligent people! The only thing dumber than your failed video is your lack of bothering to do the tiniest amount of research.
Oh wait...this is even worst...you attempt to make fun of someone and make your self the object of jest! How sad for you! . But like most stupid people you don't know you are stupid.
ClausenLT 11 months ago
EPIC FAIIILLLLLL!!!! Number one, white witnesses get this thing call a HAIRCUT. Second, 1:07, WE DO NOT MAKE ASSUMPTIONS. Third, WE PREACH WITH A PARTNER. Fourth, Where is his ministry bag? EPIC FAILURE. Get to know us. We are actually cool people
JUTER1000 11 months ago
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FAKE!! so fake lol
siAnycAtherine14 11 months ago
FAKE!! so fake lol
siAnycAtherine14 11 months ago 2
Definately a FAKe,cause he said his dad is now h in heaven with jehovah,we dont go to heavenn straight lol.idiot,what faker couldnt even fake properly
shy52002 1 year ago 10
I'm an atheist who knows many current Jehovah's Witnesses and this video is totally absurd. Although i share none of the beliefs that Witnesses hold deal i do however see no reason to criticize them in this ridiculous manner. The inaccuracies here are too numerous to mention. Witnesses always work in pairs. In north america you wouldn't see a witness with long hair going door to door. Witnesses don't believe that they go to heaven when they die. It would have been better to use facts...
saltarellimusic 1 year ago
gake...and fay.
00MORDRED 1 year ago
Jehovahs witnesses would never chew gum and have long hair while representing out in field service!! Big Fake! Jesus said his people would be persecuted just as he was. Bring it on. Jehovah knows all and sees all.
nacholibre0328 1 year ago
@nacholibre0328 ugh oh automated texter from jehovabama
mustxgetxout 1 year ago
PHONY!!!
fresian2007 1 year ago
Is this the kid from the "wonder years"? Why does he sound like a baptist preacher? Has to be one of the worst mock videos ever. What's with the term "the jehovahs"? Like it's supposed to be plural. It's Jehovah's witnesses. That's like saying the jesuses. Pure ignorance from rebellious youth today who think it's funny to mock God's work when they can benefit from the so-called brainwashing campaign. The TV content today is what has most by the hand and they all eat it up but no videos on that.
faithbyworks7 1 year ago
Check out "Jehovah Clause" here on youtube. It's a cartoon!
CatskillMountainView 1 year ago
This is stupid.
Real JW's for starters,would have to have their hair cut, he would have to be with another person because they always go out in pairs and thirdly they would not allow anyone to film them like this...this is just dumb.
abbyguy 1 year ago
As far as I'm concerned this is a fraud and no real Jehovah's witness and has never been. This is a fraud and a blasphemer if ever I saw one!
denisehawes 1 year ago
He is not a Jehovah's Witness. Even if he is wearing a suit, he cannot fool me. Jehovah's Witness men do not wear long hair. 1 Corinthians 11:14 says: "Does not nature itself teach you that if a man has long hair, it is a dishonor to him." Jehovah's Witnesses adhere to Bible standards at all times. Also that's not the way Jehovah's Witnesses talk. While they speak God's name, they do so in very respectful way because it is the name of the Almighty God. It is easy to tell a fake.
josephineofelmhurst 1 year ago
@josephineofelmhurst - Are Jehovah Witnesses allowed to grow their beards?
Mach2411 1 year ago
@Mach2411 Jesus, born a Jew, was under the law given through Moses. That law included prohibition on shaving the extremity of the hair. So Jesus had a beard. But the law served only as a tutor leading to Christ who ended that law. That said, the growing of beard is neither enforced nor prohibited on Christians as long as it's kept clean and dignified. Jesus brought down the many laws under Moses into 2 principles: Love of God and Love of neighbor. Love is what's important, not the beard.
josephineofelmhurst 1 year ago
@josephineofelmhurst - The answer is No...I have family members who are elders in the religion and I was raised in a JW household. According to Jesus (pbuh) HIMSELF, he did not come to end the law but to fulfill it. Paul (a man who never met Jesus in the flesh, only in visions...and now we have to believe his visions even tho he changed everything Jesus(pbuh) ever TAUGHT). I believe Jesus (pbuh) kept the law, Paul wanted to accomodate the Romans and he(Paul) ended the law, NOT Jesus (pbuh).
Mach2411 1 year ago
@Mach2411 Romans 10:4 says Jesus is the end of the law. He ended it by fulfilling it. (Matthew 5:17) Fulfilled means finished. Finished means end. Kaput. Duh! Dare to refute a JW? You're a big disappointment to your family members who are elders and the rest who are in the truth. GOODBYE!
josephineofelmhurst 1 year ago
@josephineofelmhurst - seems like, there are religions out there who are teaching ppl WHAT to think, instead of teaching them HOW to think. GOD comes to those who reflect. Most of my family is currently leaving the JW religion and converting to Islam, thanks to GOD. I wasn't trying to attack you, i'm sorry if it came off that way. May GOD bless you...Also, Jesus(pbuh) wasn't the final prophet. Jesus(pbuh) spoke of another who was coming "the spirit of all truth"...Mohammed (pbuh) & the Qur'an
Mach2411 1 year ago
what fake accent :P
TheFlamingVomit 1 year ago
Check out Dr Owuor on here.
rossdaboss1959 1 year ago
paahahaha. wow. ok, so nice try, but like others have said, jws don't have long hippie hair or say "bless you". but still, i laughed. :)
nickdegill 1 year ago
the don't believe in souls to bless. Think old world Judaism when it comes to their beliefs on the Afterlife.
p717 1 year ago
Total fake
squirrly001 1 year ago
@ JeMarc33 completely agree with u!!!! Finally some1 with a sense of what RESPECT is
xoshorty12 1 year ago
Makes me jump for joy, when we are persecuted....at least that actor knows some of the laws we abstain from, For Jehovah is Holy and all those that worship him must be Holy as well. Praise Jehovah!
bonzdee 1 year ago
@bonzdee how exactly do you feel this video persecuted you? Just wondering because there are videos out there making fun of Catholics, Mormon, Scientology..to name such a very very small few! So are you claiming that all those mocking videos to other religions are "proof" of God's support of those organizations too, since they are being "persecuted"? If not, then really where is your logic?
happie2befree 1 year ago
@happie2befree `for one, they are not Jehovah's witnesses, but are acting as JW's and two we ourselves don't make videos acting as other people of other religions, just to make a mockery of them.
bonzdee 1 year ago
@bonzdee You may not make videos making fun of other religions, but I was in the car on too many occasions with JW making fun and mocking people who told them no thanks.....Also, this video is silly, I agree, I was raised a Witness and was in for 26 years before realizing they are no better than any other religion. What they are doing in the video is trying to be funny. They are trying to get a laugh, not convey anything to anyone. Quit reading into things to find an excuse for "persecution"
happie2befree 1 year ago
@happie2befree any reproach any person does who ever it maybe be who brings a reproach upon Jehovah's name is regarded as persecution to me, I don't care if I get persecuted, but when Jehovah himself does. I will uphold his sovereignty, no matter what.
bonzdee 1 year ago
@bonzdee well they aren't persecuting God, they are making fun of a Man Made Religion, so I guess you don't have anything to worry about then.
happie2befree 1 year ago
And there is no logis needed in watching this to know the whole point of what they trying to convey to others through this video.
bonzdee 1 year ago
EXCELLENT
AquariusDragon7 1 year ago
WTF is this
JasonsMaskProduction 1 year ago
hey guys this video is a joke or from somebody pretty mixed up,what it is not is a talk with a Jehovahs witness,Lynda
raltine1 1 year ago
i feel like i could wring that kids neck he is quite annoying please have some respect for other persons religions its just not funny
JeMarc33 1 year ago
This is not a true JW video! How silly. Anyone knows this isn't the way it is.....
SueHagen1 1 year ago
is he a rapper, lol.. i.d.k.
bossladiie1 1 year ago
Nice try. Totally fake. You're wasting your time, really.
beachbabii 1 year ago 2
Fail, JW males do not wear long hair.....your cover is blown!
girlznguitarz 1 year ago 31
You should not use the name of Jehovah invane....watch your step.
ismailbrown 1 year ago
@ismailbrown Yup. its scary to see how ripe it is out there for a surprise from above.
TheScooteryt 1 year ago
Stop lying about JW's and stop spreading hatred...you morons.
ismailbrown 1 year ago
LOL JW's do not beleive that most humans will go to heaven. Only the 144,000 special elect group will go to heaven. The rest will stay on earth.
nwoshock2012 1 year ago
@nwoshock2012 yea cus its in the bible retard read Revelation 14:1-5 .... that 4 the retards that think they kno wat the bible says wen they never read it
nyalex516 1 year ago
DUDE
its not even good camera work.
lets not even talk about the script - get a new writer.
Fizzypop1211 1 year ago
he couldnt be a jw he has long hair
erinnelson92 1 year ago
@erinnelson92 You're right
ExGileadMissionary 1 year ago
Get a HAIRCUT!!!!
biffabacon42 1 year ago
i was like: that is not a JW's, bcs boys don't wear hair that long, and then he says bless your soul child... ok, this is fake... funny how it only takes one look to the person and one sentence and you know
uberfrozenglow 1 year ago
@uberfrozenglow
JW's do have their hair like that 2 ,they have their hair like any1 in any religion does jus not long like a female wud have theirs
nyalex516 1 year ago
@nyalex516 i don't know where you're from, but where i'm from boys can't use the hair that long and that messy, if a boy use his hair like that, him and his parents will be call to a little “advice”
uberfrozenglow 1 year ago
its fake........
AriFeannor 1 year ago
that kids a jew!
jhouse0970 1 year ago
It took 2 seconds 4 you to prove that you weren't talking to a real JW. They don't use any of expressions like "Bless your soul, child". We're nothing like the Southern Baptist your actor is imitating.
fwupow 1 year ago
When I was JW I had a short back and sides hair cut and wore a very nice 3 rice suit when I went preaching one of the elders pulled me aside and told me my hair was too short and my clothes where too smart and I had to dress down, I just thought what the fuck and asked if he was for real and cut my hair shorter and eventually walked out 4 good cos they let lots more serious stuff go, like kids being molested and people stealing etc
steven27061976 1 year ago
@steven27061976 wth wen that happens 2 a kid they shund the person that did that 2 the kid nd have the police or government official 2 arrest the person nd go through what ever the government wants 2 do with the damn person
nyalex516 1 year ago
the acting is horrible. he would never say "bless your soul....praise your soul" and those kinds of things. obviously false. nor would he be condemning the child like that, or use the word "convert"
sevensjamaica 1 year ago
archeng123 1 year ago
this is so dumb
NERDS4U 1 year ago
Yes it is too holy roller but thats what makes it so funny holy roller/JW hahaha -the boy masterbates and might even be a homosexual hahahaha-emanuel wilkins...jr hahaha- slipped on black ice-hahaha-up in heaven with Jehovah-hahaha Do you accept Jehovah? say it louder hahaha- Mixing of a little holy roller with JW-hilarious Check out another video spoof called Jehovah's Fitness -it was made by real x jw kids -hahahahahah
jaker2880 2 years ago
So sad... I'm afraid that the satanic little boy killed both of them. Notice how long it has been since dougman77 has visited youtube.
jaker2880 2 years ago
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conceil8 2 years ago
hahaha this is so fake, whats up with this? XD
my god, this is shameful -shakes head-
NicholasKreuz 2 years ago
sounds like a black priest
hrhitter620 2 years ago
this is bad acting i'm sorry
lambchopxoxo 2 years ago 2
Let's find out what happened to this guy.
jaker2880 2 years ago
This version's too "Holy Roller" (spelling?) and not enough JW - they have some real nutso beliefs, so don't settle for some pseudo-fundamentalist yap - check out Brenda Lee's ("Out Of The Cocoon" ) videos for spoofs and expose*s done by someone who was actually in the religion and knows the JW's weak - or should that be idiot? - points...
WWZenaDo 2 years ago
Could be a good spoof if...
The guy gets a Republican haircut...
Change the reference to the dad being up in heaven to the dad rotting in the grave while waiting for Armageddon - which has been anticipated by the JW's for over a century now - "Any day now!"...
Get rid of the "demonized" child and replace him with either a child who needs a blood - that's FULL blood - transfusion or one who's been kicked out for going to the cops because the District Overseer molested him...too HOLY ROLLER
WWZenaDo 2 years ago
Jehovah's witnesses should all have long hair and take drugs.
braunifraud 2 years ago
This guy has not signed in since 2006. I'm afraid the satanist child whose door he knocked on has killed him.
jaker2880 2 years ago 2
hahaha very much likely unfortunatelly for him, but at least something good happened
3dDuke 2 years ago
Looks like a young David Koresh
jaker2880 2 years ago 3
what no part II? What a shame.... :)
andy5421 2 years ago
so fake.... he sounds more like an Evangalist
andy5421 2 years ago
Jehovah's Wintesses are not nearly this interesting :P
lordandprotector 2 years ago
Bad representation of JWs do your research next time.
Sarai217 2 years ago
Nope. if you have long hair and are a witness boy the elders
will tell u 2 cut it. thats what they did to me.
ExoticCritters 2 years ago
Hear this man .Long hair He is NOT a JW.Wait till jugement day for you will be judged.
toodey 2 years ago
so hell be judged and God will banish him because he has long hair.... now do u see how silly that sounds?
hrhitter620 2 years ago
nope this is not a jehovahs witness! he has long hair, boys that are jehovahs witnesses do not have long hair
animalgirl5 2 years ago
oh. because they're controlled?
rodthepimp 2 years ago
This is sad to see people making a mockery of a serious destructive cult.
propagandatechniques 2 years ago
haha. dude. lets start a revolt against this cult and go public with it. these brainwashed shit bags need to be exposed
rodthepimp 2 years ago
This is sooooo fake.. A Long haired Jehovah Witness?
Lynnmiller92 2 years ago
the reason we dont accept blood transfusion itz because in the bible in exudus it sayz we should not take in blood or eat it..it is a law that has been given us by Jehova through the bible
urbabygurl29 2 years ago
thats old testament though i thought it was no longer binding after the christ sacrifice
espyd21c 2 years ago
A long-haired JW? yeah right....
swashbucklerx 2 years ago 2
I think this is fake
kurdatheist 2 years ago
Yes, it is fake and not a very good fake. For one thing, JW's do not have a rule against drinking.
Bob859 2 years ago 11
@Bob859 as if that the only thing male witnesses dont have long hair the so called jw said bless your soul child common he said his dad is in heaven he is alone we never preach alone the bible says to go out in threes
JeMarc33 1 year ago
@Bob859 ...uh...yes they do.
EschyV 1 year ago
@EschyV According to their own website, they do not have a rule against drinking.
They claim to believe in drinking in moderation, but former members and people who know JW's claim that many drink in excess.
Bob859 1 year ago
@Bob859 In a matter of fact they do
Davviboost 1 year ago
This is fake. He got an actor to pretend to be a Witness. It is an exaggeration.
dancinqueen12354 2 years ago 2
LOL definitely not a JW.
TheVFactor90 2 years ago
JW Organization is a dangerous nonchristian cult any way you slice it or dice. Unfortunately it sucks in new members on a regular basis. These people are either very ignorant or just blind to the fact that this organization is based on lies.
bj616 2 years ago
Not a Witness.
forglegorktheork 2 years ago 2
Your right, he is not a witness. Its just that clear.
Bninga1994 2 years ago 2
i think it is stupid that you can only read material from the jehovas witnesses and the watchtowers are a wicca thing we call uppon the watchtowers.you using occult things and dont even know it and blame others for being satanic sorry i think you should investigate the proper way meaning read and not only from one point of few but all that you can and then make up your mind god gave us a brain to THINK.
witchcerridwen 2 years ago
Im seeing some fimiliar names. Apostate names. That I talked with before. If anyone wants to argue, argue with me. ill teach you something about the bible, and what it really means. I agree USBYD, there are many reasons why Jw's like myself get picked on. But its only because we actually do Gods will according to Matthew 24:14
Bninga1994 2 years ago 2
That is NOT a JW! I frankly find this very offensive!
injunjane7865 2 years ago
i agree
mysterysk8r01 2 years ago
Even as an ex- jehovah's witness i think this is just silly garbage. Grow up little boys!
leekay89 2 years ago
this is not a jehovah wittness any body who knows the truth can see he is a fake
llesy1980 2 years ago 3
your disgussting, jehovah's witnesses actually dress nicely, aporpreatly dnt mock us! im a Jehovahs witness & pretty dayum proud of itt, :)
i follow the true god, & live in happiness!!
so honestly we didnt do nothing to you, give them chanceeee yeeeh
evaniaOshawty 2 years ago 3
Yeah it's just that you piss everyone off because of the stupid decisions you make. e.g. blood transfusions, only a few people go to heaven (if there is one), dinosaurs didn't exist, pestering people by knocking on their doors, think every other religion is run by the devil, shun people who feel they don't want to be a Jehovah's witness, you cannot further your education after secondary school, you cannot communicate with those who are not JW's. And for why because you followed a cult. Bollocks.
KangaPanda 2 years ago
We do believe there is a heaven and that 144,000 go. And thats cause the bible says that is the number joining christ in his kingdom. His kingdom is in heaven! Dinosaurs did exist!!! Where are you getting your info from? I mean there's fossils to prove it! And there is no rule against furthering your education.... wow you have your info messed up!
injunjane7865 2 years ago
I got it from Johos knocking at me door.
KangaPanda 2 years ago
fuck you... dont disrespect people
CorpusChristiSK8R 2 years ago
I'll stop disrespecting Jehovah's Witnesses as soon as they stop knocking on my door and let there kids live via blood transfusion if they need it.
KangaPanda 2 years ago
@evaniaOshawty if your a jehovah's witness, then why did you say damn =\?
god don't like dirty mouth.
Nova7865 1 year ago
what a piece of crap this vid is
Tusiatko 2 years ago
You know I dont mind when people actually have something credible to offer, but this video is so obvious that this guy is not a witness. He does not know the first thing about being a witness. Read the other comments for examples. What a waste of time.
avagrantshadow 2 years ago
It's not that it's just that your making fun of the JEHOVAH WITNESS! They go out there business and they don't bother anyone. The Jehovah Witness don't even talk about the other religions and I think that it's not fair that you guys made a video like this.But you can tell it's FAKE, cause Jehovah Witness do not say BLESS YOU CHILD, NOR THEY SAY THAT DEAD PEOPLE GO TO HEAVEN.
One thing I don't understand is that out of all the RELIGIONS out there the Jehovah Witness get pick on. LEAVE THEM ALONE
BeautyfulButterfly13 2 years ago
The reason that we get picked on is because it is the truth.
Honstly why dont you see luthrins being pick on or a methodist
there are a lot more of them but they never get made fun of
remember that
USBYDProductions 2 years ago
wow little boy, you have some serious problems.
first of all, just because somebody is religious doesn't mean that they talk like they're freakin' retarded.
second, a real jehovha's witness doesn't wear their hair long and walk around the street looking disheveled.
third, jehovah's witnesses don't believe that just because somebody dies, means they're going to heaven.
read up before you decide to act stupid again.
chelseathen00b 2 years ago 2
WoW! this is sooooooo fake.
BrianaVamp 2 years ago 2
More ignorant junk, from an ignorant person.
Ridicule is a form of hate speech
Hate always leads to violence.
Luke 12:51-53
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ncitsme1 2 years ago
That's really mess up, on how you bad talking the JEHOVAH WITNESS! It's not funny, it's childish! You have no idea what it is to be a Jehovah Witness, not just that but they have class, unlike you. Don't try to make videos, and play yourself to be a Witness. FYI people don't believe what this mean, fake, lier, guy has to say. I'm upset on how people bad mouth the JW's. It's RUDE! What people gotta do it RESPECT other religions. If you believe in Jehovah Witness(then GREAT) But stop being RUDE!!!
BeautyfulButterfly13 2 years ago 8
sorry...u loser but JW's are up to NO good...the world was supposed to end at 1914?! oh guess what...IT'S 2009! get over urself JW's are the WORST FUCKIN CULT OUT THERE so YOU stop being rude to the people who can think for themselves and arent brainwashed by some stupid fucked up devil possessed bullshit!
Sheenbean000 2 years ago
first were not a cult.... and we dont believe that the world was gonna end in 1914...so get ur facts straight
art10489 2 years ago 2
sheenbean i cant belive u said that ur cursing and ur calling jehovahs witneses bad what makes u so great
skater61rules 2 years ago
what makes me so great is that I am not possessed by the devil and being brainwashed...and dissassociate with my family and friends and live life hoping the armeggedon to hit the earth and kill everyone so I can rise from the dead and I can be with my loved ones again...AND I don't believe in false prophesies that the world was supposed to end like a hundred times according to the Watchtower...
Sheenbean000 2 years ago
AND besides a lot of people who actually stopped believing the Watchtower's lies quit the cult or got dissfellowshipped for something else are now sucidal and extremely depressed because their own family and friends disowned them and they don't know how to think on their own...I thought god was supposed to be loving and kind...what kind of "god" would hurt people and make people hurt each other...NOT my kind of god Thank u very much! SO that's what makes me so great
Sheenbean000 2 years ago
oh just shut the fuck up we dont care.
TJSBRDB 2 years ago
that was awfull why dont you grow up!
skater61rules 2 years ago
this video is ridiculous and not in the least bit funny please dont waste your time making more.
DOUBLER187 2 years ago 2
You know this makes me so me upset because people take our religion and turn it all around and do stupid things like this and people actually think this is how we act and its not.
TLIZZ2009 2 years ago
YOUR religion? why are u even associating with people outside ur religion anyway? My sister married a JW and I always stood by that religion until she diss owned her family because we didnt study...so what FUCKED UP RELIGION WOULD DO THAT DO A FUCKING FAMILY? if u ask me...a devil like one...that i want NOTHING to do with!
Sheenbean000 2 years ago
how am i associating with ppl outside my religion?....and its not the whole organizations fault for why ur sister dissed u guys as a family...like we really tell her to diss you guys.... right.... so again get ur facts straight and you need to calm down...thank you
art10489 2 years ago
It can be upsetting but we need to remember who we represent.
USBYDProductions 2 years ago
uh this is fake ud hav to be reallly stupid not to see that
Gingerlordy 2 years ago 2
you people are cultist point blank,christ died for our sins, there is a heaven,anyone who calls on the name of jesus christ whom shed his precious bood for our sins,will be with the lord!--thats why god gave his only begotton son jesus christ for us dont you get it he loves his children,its not about some cult you put a name on ,jesus is the only way!!!and he is coming back really soon,the gift he gave is free,not through your weird cult,and jesus would never discard anyone like you people do!!
altamariea 2 years ago
yes they do what?
MissBettyNuggz1 2 years ago
whateverfloats:
Because, we are Jehovah's Witnesses. Jehovah is our God... we are his witnesses. We teach about him and his purpose for mankind and the earth. So to be called a Jehovah wouldn't be right.
People usually call us a Jehovah because they don't know what Jehovah means, but we never become angry or anything with them, it's not their fault. Just a misunderstanding. But i have just explained to you.
If there's anything else, feel free to ask :)
MissBettyNuggz1 2 years ago 4
That was exactly my point. Most JWs would correct the interviewer when he called them a 'Jehovah'. The 'Jehovah' in the interview didn't correct the interviewer so is not likely to be a real Witness. Sorry if I was unclear.
whateverfloats 2 years ago
lol not to mention if you had long hair, you would be disfellowshoipped and chastised, rofl. i would know, i grew up in that crap
pipe0dream2 2 years ago
no u would not be disfellowshipped for having long hair but we keep are hair short to look presentable
eskate45 2 years ago
wait i forgot to put only men do it
eskate45 2 years ago
Do they alow you to go to school to learn possesive adjectives?
Preacha1111 2 years ago
yes they do
eskate45 2 years ago
Everyone knows it's fake. =D
Madio2008 3 years ago
JW's would never say bless your soul. As a child I was taught never to say bless you. One of the many off the wall things that will remain in my memory bank for the rest of my life. - Ex JW
Spitshine610 3 years ago 2
me to
jrcrapmaster99 3 years ago
this is fake because jehovah witnesses don't go out in field service with somebody that isn't a witness
eskate45 3 years ago 3
This is fake but yes we do go with other brothers i know because i am a jw
lilboy139 3 years ago
so am i
eskate45 3 years ago
no ur not
lilboy139 2 years ago
1st of all how are you going to tell me if i am a witness of not
2nd are you serious?
eskate45 2 years ago
wait were you talking about "go with other brothers" as gayness or just working with them
eskate45 2 years ago