Crap is Served. CRAP PRODUCTS !!! Feat. Kissu

[TrulyBlessed87]

I am subscribing to you just because you're so darn honest and funny lol

[lilTXgurl1]

your videos make me miss my shiba Lotus. she lives with my momma cause i am away at college :(

[nicoleisrad]

Not gonna front, this is the first time I've seen you and I totally do not want to punch you in the face, which is completely contradictory to how I normally feel about perky thin blonde broads. You have a filthy mouth and shiba inu. You're alright in my book.

[xoxotoe]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! "if you don't know what a swamp smells like when it burns..." you need your own column in marie claire or glamour. toooooo funny! xo

[MrsBunnyHollywood]

okay after watching this video, you're hilarious! just had to subscribe...loves it!

[PiggyDog89]

My HD dries great and I don't notice it oxidyzing.....Then again I wear sand something or other...Its the second darkest...

[nikkibelgarde]

bior blemish ice cleansing used to be really good but they changed the ingrediants a few years ago. I hate when they do that!.

[drummerlovermakeup]

"This is what we call runs in a can" HAHAHAHA! I'm subscribing! LOL

[MuseintheCity]

Omigah, this video had me laughing so hard I was crying. And boo crappy products! Subbed!

[Latsyrc728]

you are too freaking funny! I use shampoo I hate too just because I bought it...uggg.

[maggievnlove]

if u eat Asian grape fruit u're not gonna say so lol

[PixieGone]

You have got to dig some more ''crap sh*t'' out of your ''crap box'' because I did not laugh this much in a long time.....My full daily dose of much needed laugh has been met! Thank you for the ironic, sarcastic and very funny comments that have been inspired by the most crappiest products ever...and yes, thank you for the ''recommendations'' ... <3

[EKLIVE]

I was litteraly dying with the whole wiggly giggly thing. I haven't laughed that hard in like a week

[EKLIVE]

Teeny tiny hole!

[aligab123]

Hahhaha your so awesome xD

[Blondiee5152]

I agree the MAC foundation is awful ... it has an awful yellow tone to it and its so greasy

[sarababe74]

Yet again, you make my morning, hahaha!! Where did you get your earrings? I love them! I have yet to find feather earrings that don't look tacky; those are really nice :)



[wendydh1212]

lol that's the first Birchbox I got too. The bar is actually pretty good :)

[dboom1218]

you have to get the 4 in 1 biore rejuvenating foam wash!

[WithUniquity]

OMG these crap videos are hilarious, keep em coming!

[irawkyoudont]

you are the fucking shit!!!

[LoraLovexX]

Your suppose to use the Rembrandt with the tooth paste and that has stuff in it that is SUPPOSE TO make your teeth white. Dentist use it.

[BRONXPEPE]

LMAOOO YOUR KILLING ME HERE I CANT STOP LAUGHING U MAKE CRAP PRODUCTS SOUND SOO FUNNY

[XXXHELLZxDEMONXXX]

New subscriber grat video :)

[Heartk0re17]

LMAO!!!! hahahaaa!!! New subscriber!! 

[Heartk0re17]

LOLOLOL!!  "mac mafia"

[mindl3ssgnom3]

LOOOOOOOOOOOL. I freakin' adore you.....you are so hilarious.. laughing the whole time. I can't believe I'm just finding out about you now..^_^'

[Jsillllll]

you are HILARIOUS new subscriber<3

[hellabella978]

your breath is stankkk LMAOOO

[ChloeCierraXO]

i pissed myself laughing the whole time!!

[ChloeCierraXO]

You remind me of Chelsea Handler! :)

[MsMakeupaddict7]

hahha mac mafia!

[suzan1mal]

OH MY GOODNESS! You had me ROTFLMBO the entire video.

[bookworm2424]

I subbed to you within the first minute. :D Love your honesty and personality haha

[mrsjoker891219]

lol mac can be wack xD im sooo subscribing^^

[2010amberj]

Omg your soooooo funny!! Thanks to missglamorazzi I have a new favorite beauty guru!! One question: what are your favorite nailpolishes? Just curious because I'm looking for some good new nailpolish!!(:

[LuvDemCakkes]

Omg ur HILARIOUS! this is the second time i watch ur videos and i cant believe i havent discovered u before!:)

[AmericanHoney21]

OMG you have a shiba inu! Love it!

[GraceAnnHawkins]

I got four birtchboxes.... ONE of them was really good, the three were not impressive.

[sonnymoore1819]

How do you get places to send you things to sample?

[Kaydee007]

The "teeny tiny hole" comment reminds me of "Scary Movie" too; in the dinner scene. Nice movie reference.

[morganestes95]

You are HILARIOUS!

[supercooln2009]

Omg you are halarious I know I spelled that wrong I'm a crap speller. Ever thought of doing stand up

[everg14]

I've watched this like 10 times and I'm still DYINGGGGG

[MallorieK16]

Your freakin hilarious!!

[Z0i21]

LOL i'm dying you are TOO funny

[AsianRaisinToast]

your funny, i like you

[bekka128]

i laughed my ass off through the whole video..good crap!

[xbananas]

wow this was such a funny video lol especially the last part haha

[Never2late4beauty]

ha i loved this video. and i'm in maryland too.

[jenmichelle523]

Ps I love Mac but I hate their face crap its disgusting and causes breakouts..and the smell. Omg. I am not paying 25+ bucks for smelly zit causing foundation. The pro longwear is the worst foundation I've ever used.

[jenmichelle523]

Lmfao I have tears!!! I just subscribed because of this video. U freaking rock. I wish I could cuss out my new found love for u and ur crap Lmfao.

Ps I effing hate birchbox too I kept it one more month for the itty bitty jouer gloss cuz I'm an idiot lol

[t33ngoth]

you are so funny omg

[Samssgraphics]

Castor oil is also in biodiesel fuels.

[JOAAN123]

haha mac mafia <3 i love it

[globean]

Three points to make:

1) you're hilarious 2) Shibas are awesome 3) in one video, you managed to be my fave guru.

[swoopingbuzzards]

you're hilarious :D

[HauteHayley]

LMFAAOO BEST VIDEO EVER 

[andreatummons4]

I am so thankful for HONEST reviews.  You made my day.

[xannax14x]

"Mixed with.... dead ass." LMAO love it. New subscriber. :)

[vintageloca]

She seriously called them "The M.A.C Mafia" & said "M.A.C Can Be Wack!" lol. I love her!

[ApotheNAILium]

hahahahahahahahahahaaaa!! you are just so funny! and I LOVE your puppy:)

[chellstar87]

Hahahahahahaha! I love how you react when you are in a bad mood! My favorite part of the video is the crap products for Kissu. Too funny!

[rloeun1]

I totally agree about the nutty bar in Birchbox thing. I don't understand why other gurus were so excited about it. Thats BS!

[christylynn0100]

You are funny funny when your in bad mood!!:) Christy

[taylor101895]

Ahhh, i really wanted to try the rembrant. Boooo lol

Not gonna try that now lol

[TheDundi18]

LMFAO hahah



[YhUrSWeetHeARtt]

the Mac Mafia LMao

[SmileynMusic2010]

I love your pink feather earrings.... they're soO cute! Where did you get them? May I ask???

[1pukashell]

You're hilarious! entertaining! LMFAO!

[honeyhued08]

I enjoyed EVERY minute of this video! HA! Just goes to show if a product is crap, it's crap no matter the name or cost.

[mermaiddelsol]

OMG!!!!! this completely made my day!!!  xoxo ~patty~

[SirenaSmiles]

LMFAO! LOVE this video. You had me chuckling the whole way through! Thanks for making my night!

[razzamatazzy]

...im eating a ggrapefruit right now.... o.o

[horsieb19]

All Cleansers and such that are actually going to work on your face will make your face "purge" all of the crap in your pores. It takes about two weeks for it all to get out of your face.

[ololart]

I LOVE purity made simple!

[oxSoNyAxo]

I love grapefruit! lol

[JenniferDobbie]

What kind of dog is Kissu?

[BentleyBlonde]

@JenniferDobbie shes a shiba inu :)

[JenniferDobbie]

WOW, I love you, you're hilarious when you're pissed!

[MayanMomma]

Castor oil is literally poison, look it up!!! No wonder that mouth wash made you feel sick! I know you arent supposed to swallow, but its some of it is going to get absorbed. Yuck!

[fireballwhit25]

This video is hilarious. Love it.

[Yeshi9909]

Got2B Smooth Operator Smoothing Lustre Lotion might be good for your ends! I love it, I can't say enough about it!!

[latereasa]

Love your vids!!!! Subbing!

[Dragonitemas]

Loved this...u r awesome! Keep the crap videos coming....♥

[TheMsAgnessa]

You are great. Thank you for your honesty! Your honesty is refreshing..

[cabrewer82]

Try "Simply Nourish" canned pet food. That's what I feed my Shiba with her dry food and it's she loves it. Plus, it looks like something a human could consume (chunks of fish, pumpkin, carrot chunks, peas, etc.)

[cndroots]

It's about time someone was brutally honest about products. It's nice to know you don't sugarcoat it.

[xoSamyxo]

i love the Rembrant mouthwash; it does sting but it really does work. i LOVE it!!! :D

[blackneworleanscat]

thats the same thing the st ives blemish blackhead scrub does to me...totally makes it worse! :(  i actually got a free sample of that ice stuff...now i'm afraid to try it!

[xoMakinSunshinexo]

Thanks to emilynoel83, I have found another amazing beauty guru. You're amazingly hilarious and I'm glad you're that honest about products.

[cheebeeee]

"you don't see eeveeinu acting like this" LMAO i cracked up hardddd

[LizzySeale612]

Aww kissu is such a good girl!! She's adorable!

[MissStrawberries0]

'You might have pregnant ladies running after you in the grocery store' LMFAO!!

[ClaudetteRoxx]

XD

[yochristophercameron]

I seriously felt like I just watched Comedy Central and read Allure magazine at the same time because of this video. SUBBED OMG

[Radiexboarder2]

I know this comment is way beyond when you posted this video, I am just now discovering your vlog! You're awesome : ) Q for you - what makeup are you wearing in this video? It is by far the nicest look on you in the past 5-6 videos I've just watched. I am very fair too, hoping to get a good foundation idea from you!

[dbnhill]

I could not stop laughing during this video!!! So funny!!!

[mymakeupstash]

had lots of laughs! to funny! i love your earrings! where did you get them if you dont mind me asking?

[aveloso01]

can I have them? :( aaaaaaaaaall of them? :(

I might need your crap. hehe. :D

[christendominique]

ok wait i use the nxy pigments and love them

[PinkOrbz]

OMG, too funny! Laughed out loud at a lot of your comments. p.s. "Wiggly Giggly!!!"

[christendominique]

lol im lovin this

[batalvitrinidad]

"yes i did use most of this up but i hated every minute of it" (the redken blond stuff) lol. omg ur so funny!

[batalvitrinidad]

NYX is probably going to stop sending you products now.

[BentleyBlonde]

@batalvitrinidad lol thats alright. I would rather be honest and trustworthy than receive free stuff

[Purrrsuasive1]

These are my favorite video's of yours! It's like a free beotch fest and so much fun to just LET IT OUT! XO

[PERFECTCANVAS]

I love your guile! Definatly subscribing.

[Jeezekaitlynn]

This is the first video I have watched from you. Subscribed instantly.

[mystikdreamzo0]

kissu is so freaking kissable!! muah *kissu! LMAO about all the crappy products and the honesty in which they were all described haha...

[chabelita211]

THat is a really nice bed Kissu has, may I ask where you got it? =)

[BentleyBlonde]

@chabelita211 its from petco :)

[nandalilly]

You are really funny !!!

I hate birchbox too !!!

[cyberkitty5]

OMG I think you are the funniest frikkin youtube guru EVER! This was probably one of my most favorite videos of the year! Liked, Favorited, and Subscribed. This is gold!!

[MrNicholasLiam]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO :( NUTTY BAR. AHHAHHAHAHAAHHH OMFG.FOMFG HAAHAHHAHAHA :(

[MrNicholasLiam]

CYNTH..OMG :( Your voice. I'm actually crying. :( BAHAHAHA

[MrNicholasLiam]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOO :( I actually love your brutal honesty haha it's so natural. I love you!

[AllThatCuteness101]

i hate mac!

[jrothke]

The Kind bar was actually very tasty. I sold the rest of my stuff on eBay.

[windwolf33]

LOL this video is soooooo funny!

[MeInNeonSpandex]

Hanson <3

[MeInNeonSpandex]

Hanson <3

[RebelMakeUp]

Wendy!! You have made my long tiring day really funny!!!!! I love you!!!!!! xxxxxxxxxxx

[julieBergdorf]

mac mafia made me subscribe hahahhaaa ps. u r hilarious!!!

[Crimsontide626]

I love the brutal honesty you dish out. :) you're fricking AWESOME!!! :) hahaha

[BeautyBandit21]

I looove your videos!!! I find you "crap" hauls so much helpful than regular favorites vids. Love knowing what not to waste money on! I also really appreciate your dog-product reviews, as I'm a dog-mama too! :)

[erikatheicyone]

"MAC Mafia". Tee hee! Did the dog food smell as bad as the MAC foundation? :P

[GlitzyGlam34]

LMAO ! Halarious ! poor kissu ! xo Jessie

[hope2nou95]

I am seriously addicted to your videos now. Your so honest and blunt just how I like my news.

[tortolita07]

That Biore cleanser gave me cystic acne and made me break out BAD! I wish I didn't see so many good reviews on it because it took over 2 weeks after stopping the use of that product for the acne to completely dissapear. Horrible product.

[tinatreable]

Best reviews i've ever seen!! I needed to laugh today. Birchbox has been a big disappointment, must cancel.Kissu is gorgeous.

[jewelsrules]

i had the worst day today, and then i just came across this video randomly, and i laughed my ass off. definitely subbing :)

[importedmegami]

This video was so funny! Especially the parts about the Birch Box and the diarrhea. And Kissu is adorable!

[rchiariello]

CRYING about the diarrhea!!!

[rchiariello]

Love the Birchbox bit! I never fell for that crap.

[armymp988]

omg, i love ur dog!!!! no wiggly gigglies for my pups!! thank you for saving us!!

[cinderellascene924]

"my husband took her out to go to the bathroom...GET AWAY FROM THAT WIGGALY GIGGALY!..." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Scotty wants to know how much you've had to drink before making this video...LOL

[cinderellascene924]

ok just have to say that you KNOW your video is funny when Scotty comes over here and is laughing his ass off with me. I like watching your crap products when I'm in a "crappy mood" but actually...I'm not in such a bad mood anymore...laughing really does make you feel better... *3 CHEERS FOR WENDY!*

[cinderellascene924]

girl I tried to tell you about the biore' stuff... if you want a good face cleanser though I have been using clearasile (or however the heck u spell it lol) but I have the scrub that I use atleast 3 times a week to exfoliate and then the one that is supposed to reduce the acne marks if you know what I'm talking about? it really does reduce the marks and it's great for preventing breakouts!!!

:grapefruit was created for prego ladys..." OMG you crack me up!

[mandyh1223]

OMG! I so needed that laugh. You're great!

[MakeupGoneScandalous]

the best intro ever!!!!! I peed my pants and I am waiting for your next crap products!!! lol!!!!

[alachong]

"You don't see Eevee Inu acting like this hrmmm!" Hahahaha dying

[Catalina031]

That toy looks dreadfully unsafe-what a great pup mom you are to recognize that! Would certainly not try the Birch box after this video :) Thanks!

[WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWVWW]

I also just subbed you hehehe i loved your 13 questions tag.

i so agreed when you said "i'm not trying to be a hater but" lolol >__<

[1975betsy]

Omg girl great crap review hahaha you were really funny and made me lol:)

[brownskin141]

you're bitchy in this video....LOVED IT!! :)

[dhperloff]

You are hilarious!!!

[pandabear27100]

this is hilarious!!! love it

[cosmeticbebe]

u are soooo funny, love this vid especially at 9:38 thanks

[Trinette75]

lol i just read another comment and thought i'd look at the side ad...it's for NYX lol

haha the beeping and f's lol Crappy products is a funny vid. Keep it up. I like the serious one's too, but you are natural in them too, so that's great. I got a good laugh yes and i appreciate the warnings before i go out and buy stuff :)

[MakeupstoreComUa]

You do the most amazing and hilarious crap videos!

[waspprincess]

I hated that Rembrandt stuff. And not to be gross, but I agree you about the spitting. They should sell it packaged with a spittoon.

[simplyme922]

This is the funnest thing I've heard all summer! ..."Stink-ity"

[urthgurl24]

You had me in stitches for this entire video. I love your crap products videos!

[hollistergirlx88]

when you said eevee inu i was like "noo...."

but behold. it is. haha~

love those dogs.

[kathypinkladyahern]

I totally loved watching this video, I was having a bad day and you just made me laugh. I love your personality and appreciate your honesty.

I feel like you saved me alot of money because I wanted to try some of these things:)

On another note, I love your hair color, you look great!

[teilind]

you miiight have pregnant women running after you...... ^^

[beautyobsessed76]

so right that biore cleanser did the same to me

[bcashmom12]

Mixed with dead ass!!! I fucking love it.

[arheppi]

HAHHAHAH.....i really love this video :-))))))

[arheppi]

hahahaahah...i really your dog..i coudnt stop laughing.... .:-)))))

[arheppi]

hahaahha !!! you are exactly right,specially nyx products, i was soooo surprised when i received my ordered, how tinyyyyyyyyy and crap packaging :-) well done for being honest :-)

[micaelaaw]

its pronounced glacay. it means ice cream in french

[vicksonrnful]

still laughing about CR crap bar in your birch box!!!  I agree dont be sending me no crap bar in a beauty box

[dolly1740]

I love your videos. You and your sister are awesome!

So honest, always love the truth.

[baby9007]

subbed!

[LiveLoveLaugh3651]

I literally watched this twice haha :) So funny

[NatAndIzo]

owwwwwww my stomach hurts from laughing so hard!

[desimonique1]

Haha, I live by the dismal swamp, definitely understand your negative feelings towards that. :p You're very honest, I like you :)

[lmrussell5]

HHAHAHA YOU ARE HILARIOUS I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER THE WHOLE VIDEO I LOVE YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR DOG i def just subbed

[bubamara021]

I want your cute doggie :D

[lovesymphony]

you are HILARIOUS. i have having a crappy day and now i'm all cheered up!