I'm a female trombone player and my sister was also a trombone player... My mom was a trumpet player so does 1 female trumpet=2 female trombones.... pondering.
I'm a trumpet player who mated with a singer. We produced a sax, a trombone, and a violinist. Maybe we should go on Maury to find out if I am the father. - LOL
I was in band for some 9 years and it's always true. Trumpets are cocky and arrogant, low brass are chill, flutes were girls and percussionists had attention deficit and enjoyed hitting things. Saxs and Clarinets were just kinda there. I gotta pick up my trombone, it's been far too long since I last played.
I'm a female trombone player and my sister was also a trombone player... My mom was a trumpet player so does 1 female trumpet=2 female trombones.... pondering.
HipHop25TKD 2 days ago
I'm a female trombone player and I mated with a male trombone player we made twin trombone players!!!
franj1999 8 months ago 5
No wonder we hardly have any trombone players this season!
flubaxx 8 months ago
i wonder if being a member of an endangered species could qualify me for a college scholarship?
superdude5564 9 months ago 6
haha!!!! i love being a trumpet player!!!!!!
technoluver04 10 months ago
Hahaha, love it, but I'm a flute player, I have no bone in this fight
BubleLoverGirl 10 months ago
Hmmm...
youtube.com/watch?v=th-GI--aMX0
crytebow 11 months ago
I'm a trumpet player who mated with a singer. We produced a sax, a trombone, and a violinist. Maybe we should go on Maury to find out if I am the father. - LOL
jefripayne102895 11 months ago 5
And I dated percussion...
I feel bad.
deporox 11 months ago
I love this
ATA
GO DAWGS
fuck Florida.
to hell with Tech.
Jimbojimjim123 11 months ago
I'm a male trombone player dating a bassoon player. I feel ashamed now.
MGFreak 11 months ago
I'm a female tenor trombone player marrying a male bass trombone player :) I've done my part.
JodiDawn84 11 months ago
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Ha ha I'm a female tenor trombone player and I'm marrying a male bass trombone player :) We did the impossible! lol.
JodiDawn84 11 months ago
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JodiDawn84 11 months ago
Hey, I can't say I hit on EVERYTHING that moves.
DarthShinobi07 11 months ago
Shit...I work out and I'm a Jazz bone player.....I have NO problem meeting with women.....
RPintorO 11 months ago
Yeah our trumpet players are a lot like that...
supersaxman1 11 months ago 2
Female trombone player speaking. There has to be a "SuperLike" button or something!
9GuineaPig9 11 months ago
I am a trumpet player... I am fine xD
toomuchwhiskey 11 months ago
me too broski, me too
otmq 11 months ago
BRILLIANT!!!
SproingyRoberts 11 months ago
noise complaint by big d and the kids table
look up that music video and tell me trombone players aren't sexy
TheLedZeppelinFan1 11 months ago 4
RBF brought me here!
shinnofthefury 11 months ago 28
My boyfriend and I are both trombone players - I guess we'll have to make LOTS of babies.
theshadow013 11 months ago
@theshadow013 Please do for the sake of our race!
WoodAreSick 11 months ago
@theshadow013 Please do for the sake of our race!
WoodAreSick 11 months ago
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What is the difference between a frog driving down the road and a 'Trombonist' driving down the road? ....The frog is going to a gig
jasonparrajazz 11 months ago
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What is the difference between a frog driving down the road and a 'Trombonist' driving down the road? ....The frog is going to a gig
jasonparrajazz 11 months ago
What is the difference between a frog driving down the road and a 'Trombonist' driving down the road? ....The frog is going to a gig
jasonparrajazz 11 months ago
As a female trombone player, I'm sure glad that I'm pregnant right now, helping preserve the species.
drmullan 11 months ago 67
@drmullan JAJAJAJAJA!!!!!!
MusicalTalent89 11 months ago
@drmullan God bless you.
larkey99 11 months ago
@drmullan Female trombone here too, I know what you mean.
DruidQueen 11 months ago
@drmullan LOL !!!
DrSaxMusic 11 months ago
@drmullan Bravo!
Darij88 3 months ago
They did their homework for that sketch, including stunning accuracy on the trumpet species.
4thGradeReadingLevel 11 months ago 2
@4thGradeReadingLevel
I was in band for some 9 years and it's always true. Trumpets are cocky and arrogant, low brass are chill, flutes were girls and percussionists had attention deficit and enjoyed hitting things. Saxs and Clarinets were just kinda there. I gotta pick up my trombone, it's been far too long since I last played.
oklev89 11 months ago 3
THATS IT!!!! MY FELLOW TROMBONE PLAYERS UNITE!!!!! RISE UP! PUT FUNK, JAZZ, BLUES, AND ORCHESTRAL MUSIC RING IN THE STREETS. BRING BACK OUR RACE
TheRangerboy1229 11 months ago
If all the trombone players become extinct, who will deliver the pizzas?!!
schladmingman 11 months ago 11
@schladmingman Drummers
BrassoMagnus 11 months ago 2