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  • Jack. Just got some ass

  • What's with the ? Mark in the title

  • That death scene HAS to be a direct reference to God Hand.

  • Why are men so attracted to women with large chests? I don't get it. What's so attractive about bouncing lumps?

  • He just literately smacked her ass out of a window..Now that's gangsta.

  • Oh that RACK!!!

  • lol i it was defficult when i was ad that boss but the i saw one dont have fire and have black wing lol but right in the boobs i wish i was jack there i have but my face right in them :D

  • DONT MAKE ME SLAP A BITCH xd

  • Chun-li to geisha girls to mayors daughter to vampire. What a day.

  • The skull of Jack's jacket is awsome

  • 5:43

    call me skeptical, but considering shes a vampire, i think she survived that.

    course im basing this on..........anything vampire related not called Twilight.

    particularly Hellsing.

  • @ShadowWolfRising

    Unless she didn't get back inside before morning.

  • come down fight like a man(or like a woman)!

  • haha don´t worry bitch

  • she is how the vampires in twilight should be like

  • Tits: Cause you can't motorboat a personality.

  • Howard acted like a pussy when he saw Elise surrounded by bats

  • this game has some of the best music in a game and I think it is all original but I reall yam not sure about that.

  • 8:05 dont make me smack a bitch hahha

  • "you got nothing me i wana touch some boobs .. yes!! motor boat" ...?

    THATS THE FUCKIN FUNIEST THING EVER LO Lhahahaha

    khsakjfnsdk jn

    ;fjmnlsdn DL"n dlvn dvlnk k lol

  • i keep replayin 5:07 well miss vampire it wasnt for youre boobs mam it was for jacks rediciolus face sorry you lost

  • *looks at vamp girls tits* heheheh *ding!*

  • oh i get her trick you look at her tits and then get killed

  • ok skorch jack has just sliced my arm off and said if i dint have the money hed saw my dick off and put my balls and my dick in my eyes and slice me into a smoothy get that money k

  • i like the jude the dude one the most

  • random guy : and his voice acter is tom from toonami

  • jack : does jack need 2 pop a bitch

    random guy : he will do it man hes got a metal arm just like the fullmetal alcmist

    LOL

  • The muscular version of a pimp named slickback

  • ha ha, she got her ass slapped, one of the most enjoyable finishers yet and power struggles were good too, make me wonder what was going through the minds of the developers.

  • I couldn't help but laugh when you were looking for Elise because it's exactly what happened to me my first time through XD

  • Result of the boss fight: A lot of dead bats and one bitch-slapped bat bitch!

  • check out the goods

    

  • That woman remind me of the bat-demon is DMC3.

    At first the enemies and boss seem believable. However when it gets deeper, the enemies just seem impossible to be related to reality. The drill man popping up and down through the bricks, now this bat woman flying around like a demon.

  • Fighting that blood hungry bitch on hard mode was really hard unless you kept dodging every five. The way you fight is so different compared to mine, which is always use chainsaw

  • i think the second fight scean was the best

  • awsome rack on her tho true that loool

  • where do they get these bosses?

  • cut cut cut cut cut cut spank time lol

  • LOL that was the funniest death i ever seen and top it the commentators were funny to DOUBLE LOL!

  • almost

  • I haven't finished watchin the video but I bet the finisher has to do with cutting her tits

  • perhaps the had such a thing in mind when they made the game but I think that would've gone a tad too far and wouldn't been as funny

  • you have a point

  • jack's lucky, gets to spank a sexy vampire to death XD

  • lmao that was an awesome finishing move

  • 5:25 FUNNIEST FINISHER EVAR!XD

  • woohoo! jiggle(or bounce, whichever you preffer) physics!

  • AWESOME RACK ON HER THOUGH

  • GOD HAND QUALITY SPANK RITE THERE!

  • get down here and fight like a man!

    THAT was epic.

  • Jack is so epic in that death^^

  • She got sexed to death...

  • He sexed her to death...

  • funnest death of the game

  • I disagree. Jude the dude's was the best finisher

  • Jacks a badass hes not afraid to smack bitches whenever the chance arises. first he smacked the ass of a big racked-er high rank vampire then he smacked the little bitch paying for the show! what a guy jack what a guy

  • "While your blinded by her headlights she'll send a swarm of bats and fuck your shit up PLUS THE FUCKERS HAVE FLEAS

  • @dudevizz "awesome rack on her though"

  • @Baren817 True Dat!

  • best finishing sean EVER!!

  • wat thoes anouncers sead at the begining of the vid was so fuck'n funny to me

  • best... finshing... scene... ever...

    XD

    seriuosly i thought he was gonna kill her or rip her apart but he spanked her out the window!

  • really, really, really HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOT!

  • best death scene in da game ever lol. dis viewtiful joe graphic/god of war violent game is da shit lol. ibet it getz wii game of the year lol.

  • best.....................finis­her...........................­..................EVERRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    btw you got to love the bloodbath challenge chic.k

  • why does she kill the black baron like 50 times?

  • couss its funny

  • she aint got nothing on mathilda, the sadist who keeps doing in the black baron

  • I love the announcers or whatever they are called...awsine rack on her though.

  • gais... I don't think elise is dead....

  • lol he bitch slapped the mayor's daughter!!

  • why do you gotta kill the hot women or i mean vampire/succubus >:(

  • you hit one but u can slice one

  • he is not hitting here he is cutting her with a chainsaw

  • she's hot, But not as mauch as Inner Moka from Rosario+Vampire.

  • I sorta sencond to that but this bitch got some big knocker

  • lol i dont think a vampire could die from that

  • thanks for the tutorial

  • lol

  • Wow, that was certainly an interesting fight.

  • lol awesome rack on her tho!

  • true that!

  • asome death booty flight

  • black boxes are expensive to get...

    that with the bending of reality for it to float and all :/

  • lol he is no longer a disgrace to all bad asses

  • "Don't make me have ta smack a bitch" Too fricken late. XD I laughed so hard at that. I'm surprised he didn't beat the shit out of everyone there. Too cool for school I guess.

  • So True

  • nice rack on her though

  • suck blood from u, 'course

  • is your health bar bigger

  • how can she regain her health ??

  • Spank that ass, !o!

  • that death seen reminded me of godhand

  • Homerun

  • .....

  • Yeah, for their soul (or monies).

    Kinda boring actually, since it never ... nevermind.

  • greatest boss fight ever conjured

  • best finisher ever

  • GOD HAND SPANKINGS MAD WORLD STYLE

  • looks like a great game. the music seems to be alright i definantly have this on my buy list might do a walkthrough/let's play of it too.

  • I like your vidoes.

    Keep up the good work!

  • AHHH bouncy physics

  • hay skorch a opinion do ur walkthough like lanevides did his with a screen of you while doing ur walkthoughs!

  • Hey, Skorch, this one worth the $50? Looks great, but still skeptical, IDK why. Steven Blum is amazing though..

  • I'd say so. its unique enough to get you a decent amount of replay and it has multiplayer.

  • How does multiplayer work?

  • Most likely sodding wii-friend codes :(

  • idk, i never tried it.

  • @Axen901 all you can do is play the bloodbath challenges

  • @dbz1414 

  • game fun

  • cant...stop...staring...

  • I know this was made by the same people who made Godhand, but aside from that and the fact that it's a third-person perspective beat-'em-up, I couldn't see where people were getting the 'spiritual successor to Godhand' stuff from. But anyone who's played Godhand will get the references; see Jack's combo attack, and the way he finished Elise, then go and watch a couple of Godhand videos. :)

  • wow she's really into bats lol

  • She's certainly hotter than some...other vampires I could mention. Though, I wouldn't call them vampires.

  • I prefer morrigan from the darkstalker series :P

  • shes not a vamp shes a succubus i believe

  • Oh :H

    Nevermind then. xD

    Wait, whats a succubus o_O

  • a succubus is a female demon that haunts(ingages in sexual activities) men in their sleep and drains them of their soul(or life force) though she isn't that much different from a vamp just have different tastes (i think)

  • Ah ta. I've never really paid interest to monsters lore :P

    And i blame the street fighter series >_>

  • A succubus is basically a sexy vampire.

  • Well, it's more of a demon who sucks enegry from men after seducing them and having intercourse with them.

  • well at least the dudes die happy eh?

  • LOL!!

  • death by snoo-snoo

  • True that

  • Surprisingly I was waiting for someone to mention her name...

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