PhoneShop | New Man | Comedy Showcase on Channel 4

[TinnieSingh]

YOU AINT CRIS-TI-FA LOL

[morpheous7]

Done is Done



[smidd90]

keep pressing 9

[enidmiz]

LOL

[samda1]

Dun is Dun Fam

[DommyWobbler]

NUUUUUUU MAN

[BenGuitar89]

I knew a black man called Graham, but he took an arrow to the knee.

[gameplace123]

that's that British DP trolling

[MrBarnes789]

LOL now that i think about i have never heard of a black man called Graham

[xXTestCrashDummyXx]

@xBLaZaaR yes it was a spelling mistake calm down.

[pkf2007]

stop talking.  .........aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh­h

[MyteeDeeBlok]

@Dcavolli lmao he is , honest , grew up together n he is as African as they come

[xXTestCrashDummyXx]

YOU BMP BRUV! XD

[MyteeDeeBlok]

I have a black friend called Graham. Tru story!

#Jus sayn

[Dcavolli]

@MyteeDeeBlok He ent black a man must be mixed

[MyteeDeeBlok]

This funny as ell. It's not street talk BTW , its actually te way some people speak on a daily basis. It's a mixture of mainly Jamaican patois and cockney rhyming slang(in London anyway).This dialect was birthed in Great Britain. These days I see more white kids than black/ethnic speaking this way(nor racial slurs intended). They should remake the film this England ,cos a lot has changed. The landscape of England had changed since the 80, culturally. Looks like its get down or lay down.Jus sayn#

[aiiightcoolsafe]

You BNP, bruv? HAHA ! ! !

[xleyytonx]

FIONTE LOOOL!!!!!

[SamanthaStoryboard]

lol and its true, i never met a black man called graham ha ha PURE BRILLIANCE i simply cannot wait for series 2

[SamanthaStoryboard]

done is done :)

[coppermine2010]

black man graham

[DARKR3APZ]

even when i typed phone shop (newman) in the search box made me laugh

[cheersthen]

For all you teenage wankers who can't get how talking like a prick isn't funny to the rest of us? The Crux of this programme is how laughable "street talk" is to anyone over the age of 24. "Deal wit it. yea?

[wildwestham]

@cheersthen why should someone care about some elses opion of how they talk? you have to be a bit of a insucure person to worry about some next person whos wasteing his time ona pedastool?a masev part of the audience is under 24. officly some shits overexsagerated and laughable but some shit they is funny. its not just a middle class proggrame mate

[cheersthen]

@wildwestham Jesus wept. Get it or not, some of us laugh at this "street" talk - I'm old enough to remember when it wasn't par for the coure. Ali G perhaps? That was 2000/2001? I actually like the fucking programme you utter pleb. However, it's clear you aren't clever enough to get that, or you spent your time composing a laughably ill spelt response? Either way, cock, innit yeah?

[MiggyMigz17]

WHEN IS SEASON 2 ON ?

[xginjayx]

35 people got a friend called fiantay

[b15h0p]

Season 2 is on its way to UK screens!

[Inspire6]

upload the bit when graham comes in

[supervillan]

@FabalociousD25 It is being  made :D

[souflondon1]

sooooooooooooooooooo jokes nothings made me truly laugh like this show has

[djt23]

BLACK MAN GRAHAM hahahahaha

[DJFredReilly92]

BLACK MAN GRAHAM?????????

[hcvang]

christ... so unfunny.

[zeroklone]

@hcvang Haters gonna hate...

[Adeel9]

I am Christuffa

[TheDragonSmoker]

Side partings and suits, keep it on low like Griffin...

[LewisMitchell2805]

what episode is this?

[empireaffair]

lol press 9!



[poppinfresh101]

@empireaffair

uh. uh. uh uh uh uhu huh uh. uhhhhuuuaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha

[empireaffair]

@poppinfresh101 haha thats the one :D

[real213]

nobody heard of me.....im a new man

[300Alex1]

Black man Graham!! its like me saying i got a white friend called Fionte ahaha

[legitamatethursday]

"its a racialy mixed enviroment yeah, be sensitive to that"

[LFCEOIN]

to describe this show in one word - SHIT.

[darrenfox111]

@LFCEOIN You are a PH DICKHEAD

[LFCEOIN]

@darrenfox111 this show was shit. i watched the first episode and it was one of the worst programs iv ever watched

[darrenfox111]

@LFCEOIN Some feedback would be good? reasons why! Come on it's easy to say a show is "shit"... Unless you are TROLLING

[LFCEOIN]

@darrenfox111 just didnt find it funny. maybe cus its predecessor was inbetweeners on a thursday. you have to admit compared to inbetweeners as a comedy show this was poor

[redshoe11]

@FabalociousD25

e4 confirmed a new seris :D

[xandalek]

. hush it!! The minute you find out Ricky Gervais is one of the people behind this show i bet you will start liking it. First time i saw bits of this show, i loved it. wot there i said it! boooom

[MrDDoc]

@xandalek say summit

[curlytots100]

This programme is JOKES!!

[DjYigy]

What a bunch of dicks. As if I'd put up with that just b/c I'm new, must be kidding.

[DubMakerr]

BLACK MAN GRAHAM!!!

[Cmazzbailey]

Pleeaseee Another Series ='[[[[ Please !!!!

[gnomieeee]

1:45 onwards hahaha :)

[HenryKrinkleFilms]

terrible..

[Cmazzbailey]

LMFFAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!­!!!!!!

[Noodles4Evar]

i proper <3 ashley.

[xandalek]

oh my. pure laughs.

[zimboy08]

there has to be a season 2........BEGS

[TopGooner87]

OI TUFTY WAS THIS A SHAVE...

[australianstheway]

you BNP brov

[allwaysgetpaper]

lmao where just fucking with u NEW MAN thats how how we do0oo

[hayzejk]

0.00

[hayzejk]

O.OO

[Cmazzbailey]

lmaooo i seen this episode!

[01thrilla]

This is a racially mixed environment be sensitive to that, hahahahaa

[ttdantt10384]

disappointed in this pile of shit programme, if you want my honest opinion.

[MrChenze101]

YOU BMP BRAV SUCH A LOL

[spark9of9creation]

@MrChenze101

bNp not bMp

[MrChenze101]

@spark9of9creation woops miss spelt

[insideahorse]

about as funny as george and mildred

[thrillamf]

This is how staff in phone shops actually talk in the London area.

[meltingsmoke]

I've seen episode 1 and this isn't it? Was there a pilot before episode one?

[abzz1234]

Which episode is this?

[1malik007]

You BNP bruv?

[aikicin]

lol i love the way they take a piss out ppl who pretend they speak nigger to impress others

[Harvy355]

The guy who plays Christopher is so good at acting uncomfortable haha

Well done C4 for finally showing something other than utter shit like almost everything else, bar Friends and Inbetweeners.

This should be on Comedy Central!

I cant stop laughing at this

[Theadmosher1]

You having a white friend called graham

Its like me having a white friend named fionte :L Can't stop laughing

[evilmonkeyontour]

keep it on low like griffin!

[MrGlennz0r]

haha merked!

[NiwreZurc]

keep clicking 1:43

[artx4321]

@NiwreZurc excellent suggestion 

[siempra78]

@TrickShotRick you need to calm down and find a funny bone! "Christopher's" character is a graduate settling down into his first full time job and he is "mixing" with two regular employees who are trying to "profile" and get one up on him in a relativity frivolous yet frontline job (selling mobile phones). Plus the Script Editor IS Ricky Gervais! So the send up is uptight newbie, much like yourself. If you lived in London you'll recognise the grammar and everyone acts up in a sales job!!

[ballfoot12]

this show is sick fuck u h8r go watch somin else

[TheDJscrue]

tuffty was this a shave! & now u hav grown it out! lmaO!!

thats what they do now init.. like side partons and suites ..keep it on low lol

[ash57873]

funny as fuck!

[kateclifford40]

@skeletonlenny

1. dont be a smart arse it dont suit u

2. it is funny coz it takes the p i s s outa real people who are like that

3. WHAT?!

[niyatna]

calm Down!!!!!

[Disismadness]

never point ur fist at a black man :D

[danthecat21]

white friend called fiante xD

[Moosegrove1989]

the high street outside is sutton. thats where i live!!

[OohTheHorror]

I like this series better than a lot of overhyped comedys out there. I think its good to laugh at people who talk like they have a coconut stuck up their backside. I hope they make another series and hopefully more series with 'urban' characters they are one big joke after all. GET ME BLUD I SPEAK LIKE DIS BECOZ I HAV BANANA STUCK IN MY MOUF AND ITS KOOL LIKE TO BE DUMB, BAD AND JACK MAN AND GANG RAPE GIRL DEM WITH REST OF MAN DEM.

[steve171274]

@OohTheHorror agreed

[gunsblazin1000]

looooool so funny luv this show newman looool

[buckfastcommando]

Ha ha! Class. "... side parting and suits, keep it on low, like Griffin."

Phone shop is the tits!

[Gregz0r1]

Keepin' it on low like Griffin, #LOL

[cockboi1]

comment underneath ? what a cunt get a sense of humour (Y)

[skeletonlenny]

A show about idiots who work in a phone shop? For who? Idiots who work in phone shops. Terrible awful dumbed down badly written dreck. Shallow stereotype characters clumbzilly thrown toghether by what i can only assume are mentaly sub normal ape-like retards, made even less funny by the shameless amount of over advertising across channel four. Just becuase you try and force it down our thoats doesnt make it any better. Fire the talentless dullards who 'write' this arse-garbage.Not a fan.

[b0abdul]

@skeletonlenny u are a cunt...chill the fuck out...i study chemical engineering and am in my 2nd year and I've worked in phones4u and vodafone...u are a boring judgemental prick...now go a get a f*ckin sense of humour u twat...if u dnt like it dnt watch it...retard...

[Peripatetic5]

@b0abdul Well put...

Do you think Seletonlenny's reaction was too extreme..? Do you think it was full of obscene vituperation..? Do you think they used a diatribe of personal insults when they might simply have made a coherent point..? Is that why they should "chill out"?

It's never good to precede a request that someone should calm down or "chill out" with the statement "u are a cunt". It gives the impression, incorrect though it may be, that you have no idea what you are talking about.

[SamyazaLovatt]

@b0abdul if you're going to swear just fucking do it. no one cares to read your stupid "f***" shit.

oh and another thing, type properly if you want anyone to take what you're saying seriously, you only make yourself look like a fucking idiot typing like that.

[gunsblazin1000]

@skeletonlenny get fuked if u dont like it?

[htchild]

@skeletonlenny m8 if you dont like it whos forcin you? go watch some channel 5 you boring fuck PHONE SHOP IS SICK FAM

[TrickShotRick]

@skeletonlenny If you like this so much you should try '2 Pints of Lager and a packet of crisps' - These high brow, intellectual comedies are hard to come by. This is such a funny sketch! He tries to do a handshake normally associated with African or Caribbean gentleman but since he is a buttoned up geeky white guy they assume he's racist! AND THEN HE PANICS! Genius! 10/10!

[KeithUnderneath]

@skeletonlenny Don't worry. The South Bank shows on the other side :P

[kevinoti]

E4 bin this crap

[tammyxxgirl]

never point ur fist at a black man!!!!!

[MrMacboi100]

na you aint christopher

[MrH2d1]

LMAO PLEASE DONT CANCEL IT E4

[Newnham15]

were just fucking you with you newman !

[sSL1MZz]

HAT EPISODE IS DIS CAH I CANT FIND IT

[uzomad]

"The sales team welcome their new man to a racially-mixed working environment | PhoneShop, "

There's one black guy and one persian looking guy and the workplace is now "mixed" ... wow you Brits are really 30 years behind us in the US when it comes to race relations. That's nothing anymore...

[keomacfarlane]

@uzomad

You have the obligatory white cast, coupled with an Asian, a Persian, an African and the odd surprises thrown in. I lived in the U.S. for 8 years. I don't recall these 'race relations' you speak of. London is the most diverse city in the World, with the most foreign nationals and people representing every race on Earth.

"... you Brits are really 30 years behind us in the U.S. when it comes to race relations." (oh my God, did you really just go there?) When did blacks get the vote?

[uzomad]

@keomacfarlane

"When did blacks get the vote?"

"Blacks" have been legally eligible to vote in the US long before the 1965 voting rights act. That act was passed as a response to discrimination in municipalities (mostly in the deep south) that had corrupt officials who prevented many people of color from voting. The 15th amendment passed in 1870 first affirmed the right for all citizens to vote, regardless of ethnicity or skin color as well. "Blacks" have had the right to vote since 1776 ...

[uzomad]

@keomacfarlane

"London is the most diverse city in the World, with the most foreign nationals and people representing every race on Earth."

New York city and Sacramento are extremely diverse, just because London is comparably diverse doesn't mean that there is as much acceptance of people of different origins like there is in the US. When Brits have a diverse parliament and high ranking government officials that reflect the ethnic makeup of your country then you'll have better "race relations".

[TheBonJovi100]

@uzomad People like you really piss me off. You find one differecne btween your country and the next and BAM the next contry is a peice of worhless crap, it not just amercians who do this, SO many people like you piss me off.

[TheTimbalanders]

@uzomad That was the point of the joke, you retard

Plus i remember when Obama had to make an official announcement that he was not a Muslim due to the all the people gossiping that he was just because of his surname, Shows how accepting of the Arab community americans are. Plus in England we actually mix together, we don't just dump all our ethnic minorities in various places and call them ghettos.

[Noodles4Evar]

@uzomad, dude. its part of the joke. :L guess it is true what they say about america and its severe lack of understanding of sarcasm.

[ffionrowlands]

I love this clip,

Christopher, Ashley and Jwayne (I think thats how you spell it?) are so loveable xx

[hassmann2000]

lol. gotta see this.

black man graham, lol

white guy called feyonte.. lol

[opium340]

This is the new IT crowd, if it was ghetto.

[shw33b]

Newman got Merked! Lol

[plr88]

Can somebody tell me where I can watch this online? besides channel 4´s website

[DAIlike]

@plr88 4OD

[djmax2k6]

lol. interesting from this clip u can see how theyve improved their timing and shaped up their acts more convincingly since the series started started proper. really good show.

[boneting123]

does anybody know the songs they played in ep3??

[grebel82]

Ashley (Andrew Brooke) is the hottest actor I've seen in a really long time...

[mcelusive]

its like me saying i got a white friend called fionte

[BreakDown1996]

WHAT? BLACK MAN GRAHAM?!?

[unrealharry]

Im BNP! and got Black mates, this is all bollocks.

[Noodles4Evar]

andrew brooke. LMAO. i would totally be a costa girl, he could get me in a second :L it makes me fear for my self-respect. but i still would. ;D <3

[grebel82]

@Noodles4Evar Agreed 1000%

[yojomo]

jude law? what kind of man is he man a wasteman!

[nutt3r2007]

If you look in the background at 0:14 he looks like he trying not to laugh

[geezerere]

This show is priceless :p

[x1star1x]

WHAT?! black man graham?? LMAO

[drunkensilvermonkey]

Ricky Gervais copy!!! should have his own style

[sltr00per]

@drunkensilvermonkey Ricky Gervais had a hand in editing the script. He probably had a strong influence in developing that character, Newman.

[ditditdar]

@Darksoul132, music is TC - Where's My Money? (Caspa Remix). Any bro kno dat.

[kaz287]

this is what my school was like, apart from the whole thing being a joke

[mapnxyaha2k10]

tim westwood in the building 

[pancraselondon]

@mapnxyaha2k10 ahah true

[arsenalmanz]

@mapnxyaha2k10 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Darksoul132]

whats the song that plays at the end of every episode called? 'nobody heard of me, im a new man...a brand new man'

if anyone knows it would be much appreciated :D

[yojomo]

@Darksoul132 Omg i know right i was trying to find out before did you find what the newman songs called?

[Bibstep]

@yojomo Roots Manuva - I'm A New Man

[yojomo]

@Bibstep Omg thank you! <3

[Darksoul132]

@yojomo nope :(

[yojomo]

@Darksoul132 Twas called Roots Manuva - I'm a New Man.

[Darksoul132]

@yojomo Thanks so much!

If anyone else wants it, add this to your youtube .com address bar: /watch?v=hVaSAohTWC0&feature=r­elated

[CssEskimo]

nah its TC - wheres my money

[XxHYMERSxX]

hahahaha

[EFFERZ1875]

i fuckin love this programme funny as fuck and stevenC523 it by caspa -wheres my money

[broxxx1138]

this show is ridiculously stupid i mean i didnt laff at all through 2 episodes.. fuckin retarded characters

[IDevaxI]

Fckin Awesome! xD

[Whoizcasper]

i fucking love this show

[jjjohnson1991]

whats the name of the song at the end of the second episode sounds like sway

[elbowbaby1]

hahaha! Fionte!

[shadowboi77]

the tikkle looooooool

[StevenC523]

Whats the song at the start of every episode? it sounds like JME over a dub?

[99xela99]

@StevenC523 i think its Where's My Money (Caspa Remix - Jack Beats)

[tvsick]

@StevenC523 Doctor P - Where's My Money

[matthauke]

"side partings and suits, keep it on low like Griffin"

[joelski11NCFC]

Black man graham!! haha love it

[flavaflow4]

Never point your fist at a black man!

[smileyman12345]

this show isn`t funny at all it`s trying to be funny by swearing and slanging it`s a truly terrible show

[megapowerskills]

this show is terrible

@megapowerskills Then why are you watching this, if i find a video i dislike i change the channel, if your life is so pointless and worthle