@ActaNonVerba71 *looks at brtiish and japanese and russian AND german women doing the same shit* sorry I couldn't hear you over the louds amount of bullshit.
So. Fucking. True. Apparently quite a few ladies are into that kind of thing. For me it's a bit of a turn off to be honest (thank you for asking, by the way).
I renember dreaming once that I told a girl that no we can not read minds, and she was all ''oooow, that actually makes a lot of sense, OK Valentines day is a big deal to me, and so are holidays and birthdays.''. I hated waking up
One must always assume the little things are BIG deals. especially to women, and if you find one that actually SAYS what she MEANS and MEANS what she SAYS who thinks that birthdays and holidays aren't a big deal then you, my friend, have found a keeper.
@thSubliminalCriminal I don't know a single woman who wants to do anything other than get wasted with a couple of friends on either birthdays or holidays.
"You think I'm just gonna rape you on the off-chance that you're into that shit?" Hahahahahhahaha, Louis CK never fails to have me in tears of laughter.
WOW ONLY ON YOUTUBE CAN AN ARGUMENT OVER A FUCKING STANDUP ROUTINE COME OUT!!!1 UR FUCKING ALL PATHETIC JUST WATCH THE VIDEO STOP BEING ANNOYED BY SOMEONE WHO U CANT EVEN SEEE!!!!
Ah... nice morning and... what's this? Being accused of being a rapist by a feminist bitch that barely knows anything about me or my partners? It's funny how feminists proclaim to speak in the name of all women when even in the US only 30% of women identify as such. Men if you care about women AND want a fulfilling sex life and happy partners IGNORE everything feminists say about love and sex. It's pure poison. I can't believe I was ever indoctrinated into that shit. Peace out.
New Rules on NO: Assuming a girl is not psycho, which is relatively easy to pick up if you let the upper brain do your thinking...
NO only means this thing, at this time (and optionally at this place). In essence, "NO"="Not yet".
A TRUE NO would be either "Stop!", "I don't want you doing X" (e.g. "I don't want you touching me", "I don't want to kiss you.") or discontinuing the interaction altogether (e.g. walking away from you at a bar).
@haphazardharlot If the no becomes yes, then it's yes.... like, if you dont make her say yes, thats absolutely not rape. lots of women actually like that
There is a good reason the rules of sexual escalation are not clear. Women DO NOT want the same rules to apply to everyone. They want to group men into sexual castes. Hence, a woman will berate some dork for trying to hold her hand or even just initiate conversation and accuse him of being disrespectful, while will think nothing of an alpha male grinding against her at the dance floor even if she is not into him. By taking her rejection at face value CK exposed his low status.
WTF kind of advice is that. Not every girl who makes out with you wants you to fuck her, get real. Making out and fucking are two different things separated by a huge gap. Unless she gives you strong signals to go for it (you know like telling you) you're walking a very thin line.
It's frustrating that there are both this kind of women and the more straightforward ones of us who say no when we mean no and yes when we mean yes. It's often confusing to men, and it can be hard work to make a guy unlearn to press on too hard if another woman has told him he should. I guess it's just a matter of keeping in mind that women are different. But hell, even I don't know how you tell the two types of women apart in a situation like that. I get exhausted making my 'no' understood.
Dated a girl for quite some time who liked that sort of shit. NEver said what she wanted, I always had to guess. Eventually, I started reading into her and could antecipate what she wanted: usually it was rough stuff, like being dominated and fucked without mercy while I called her names. She had real insane orgasms, like she was possessed or something... but the fucked up part was that after 10 minutes or so, when her legs stopped shaking, she would fucking break into tears, the crazy bitch...
my new fucking hero is right there. this shit so true cuz it happens to me the other day with this girl. it's totally annoying she kept telling me to stop while i was giving her a feel . she was like'' u r kinda fast slow down''' girls are kinda dumb i swear i'm not kidding
from listening to louis doing interviews and on the radio it just makes me think the best is still yet to come from him because the stuff he talks about on the radio and that makes me think of george carlin in his later years like he wants to inform us which makes him more than a comedian like a social critic looking forward to finding out. check out Louis CK on Consumers and Capitalism on youtube and you'll know what im talking about
@wowspare what are you on about ? all i said was when i heard him talking on a record radio show i thought of george carlin .i never compared the 2 i just was wondering how will his career be in like 10 years
Ugh, I love him so much. Oh, and just a side note for all the bros commenting shit like "womenz r crazi" or "cuntz lol" should realize that both (very fucked up) women AND men have rape fantasies. A guy once actually wanted me participate in his "ultimate fantasy of raping an underaged prostitute" and I told him to get the fuck out with that shit (obviously). Women are crazy, but men are absolute lunatics.
man that makes my ultimate fantasy look dull, noone gets hurt in mine haha ppl are fucked but making it funny is a comedians job. ck does this well. new fan of c.k
Women are such dumb cunts for this. "I have rape fantasies and I just want you to pin me down and destroy my pussy." "Oh really, because I think you are a psycho!"
As a female fighting against rape, sexual assault, and non-consensual sex, and as someone who is "into that shit", I have to say THANK YOU LOUIS CK for being a decent guy & not going there unless/until she says to! Better to be wrong and not get laid, then be wrong & rape her. Crazy-ass waitress messing it up for the rest of us! Men are not mind-readers & shouldn't be expected to be! Say no when you mean no, say yes when you mean yes.
The line that got cut just after the end of this video makes it even more awesome: "I'm gettin' kind of a rapey vibe from this girl I dunno. I suspect she might enjoy being raped, maybe that's her thing. I don't want to ask first and ruin it so I'll just take a shot and rape her, what the hell. What's the worst that can happen after all?" (said sarcastically). Awesome!
@UnconformistSheep "a disturbingly large number of women fantasize about being raped." yeah i get that too, he's usually gorgeous and knows exactly what i want him to do to me... Hmm, doesn't really sound like rape actually, just a sexy mind reader.
@UnconformistSheep fantasizing about rape is not the problem. Trying to get a guy to rape her without discussion is the problem. Women who are into this should not be "training" men to "just go for it" without checking to make sure there is actual consent. This sort of play needs discussion, communication, and clear agreement.
@JorethInnkeeper Trust me, a lot of rape would be due to mixed messages.
If women were a lot clearer and better at communicating (rationally), there'd be a lot less problems between the genders. Lol. Props to your cause though.
@holysoks1 No argument about unclear communication causing some scenarios that women later report as rape. Some guys honestly don't want to disrespect their partners, but are taught myths about what women want & some women encourage that with poor communication. We need to be more clear about both yes and no, and men need to be more respectful of both (and vice versa).
@holysoks1 VERY TRUE!!! The women always have to make everything confusing and frustrating, when all a man really wants is simplicity. Those mind games really suck and it's a major turn off for me.
@JorethInnkeeper You DO know that there is NO crazy ass waitress right? While I commend Louis' approach you seem to not realize that this was a joke NOT a real life experience that he had.
This makes me question whether you are telling the truth about fighting for us when you can't even tell that a comedian doesn't always tell stories from personal experience.
@rachelsOne you DO know that it doesn't matter if he's telling a real story or not because the point is still important. You seem not to realize that some women do, in fact, behave this way and screw things up for everyone else. And unless you have proof of a conversation with him where he admits to it being totally made up, you can't say it isn't a fake story. This makes me question your very intelligence to argue as if you know whether his story is true or not.
@D3w10n I know many women like that and, as a woman, I find it inexcusable. "You can't reasonably expect to get what you want if you don't ask for it." If you think saying "wanna fuck?" or some variation is "indecent", then you shouldn't be fucking, IMO.
@JorethInnkeeper Except from the tiny teensy weensy detail that women almost NEVER express a yes VERBALLY! They got "reputations" to protect... plausible deniability. Any guy waiting for "I want you to kiss me now" or "Let's go back to my place and have sex." will most likely die a virgin. And how dare you suggest that normal standard sexual escalation is rape. It's precisely this kind of crap that keeps men trapped for years and leaves women wondering "where have all the good men gone?".
@SerbAtheist bullshit. First of all, plenty of women express a yes verbally. Second of all, if all men insisted on waiting for one, even the women who don't currently would learn to do it. Third, the ones who don't are like that because they get slut-shamed, so that needs to change. Fourth, any man who doesn't care enough about his partner's consent to make sure he gets it does not have my sympathy for remaining a virgin. Fifth, the majority of rapes are not violent stranger rapes...
@JorethInnkeeper Here let's do a straw pole. Ladies, when was the last time you said to your date "I want to haver sex. Let's go back to your place." or anything of the sort. I call bull. See, if you knew actually anything about women, you'd know it's not only about slut shaming but also SAFETY you dolt. What if she says yes to sex verbally and the guy as a result starts giving a creepy vibe. If she now changes her mind she puts herself at danger.
@JorethInnkeeper Here let's do a straw pole. Ladies, when was the last time you said to your date "I want to have sex. Let's go back to your place." or anything of the sort. I call bull. See, if you knew actually anything about women, you'd know it's not only about slut shaming but also SAFETY you dolt. What if she says yes to sex verbally and the guy as a result starts giving a creepy vibe. If she now changes her mind she puts herself at danger...
@SerbAtheist they're date rapes. Sixth, women are wondering "where have all the good men gone" because assholes like you defend rape and slut-shaming. I know where all the good men have gone - they're hanging out with women who don't send them mixed signals and expect them to read minds and with other men who respect and encourage women's strength and personal sovereignty because they don't wish to consort with assholes anymore.
@JorethInnkeeper ... No, a woman must maintain plausible deniability right up to the moment of penetration so she can always change her mind, i.e. that it was never intended for the sex to happen. I.e. sex is always the man's fault, even if she wants it. And third of all, women actually get turned on by uncertainty... there's this thing called "sexual tension", you might have heard of it. But yeah, we're talking about different things only you are too thick to realize it. Whatever.
@SerbAtheist Do you realize how ridiculous you sound telling a woman what woman want/think/feel and saying that I don't understand women? As for your straw poll, the last time I said "I want to have sex, let's go back to your place" was my last date this weekend. And yes, rebuffing a guy from touching my breasts but continuing to make out with him is a no. It means I only want to kiss, not do this other activity. Consenting to one thing is not consent to everything.
@JorethInnkeeper No you don't understand women, not from the perspective of someone trying to seduce them at least. So in your opinion in general when women want sex with a guy they just state it outright? BULL... SHIT. And if it means you only want to kiss is that a blanket statement true FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT? Of course not, and that was my ENTIRE POINT. Maybe in your world "You now have permission to touch my breasts" is how things work, but this is far from typical. G'night, sex awaits.
@SerbAtheist you lost this argument from the very beginning by trying to tell women what women want or think or feel when a woman is standing here directly contradicting you. Absolutely nothing you say holds any value whatsoever after that. You have done nothing but show that you don't care about women because you refuse to listen to anything women say, including "no". I pity your partners & hope they find a good rape counselor soon.
@JorethInnkeeper You seriously believe that you, as a singular female (with perhaps some hearsay of your female friends) has more experience with the way women behave in sexual discourse than a plethora of men who actually have hands on experience with seducing women? What a joke. SerbAtheist is spot on with 'plausible deniability' and sexual tension by uncertainty. You try to portrait this idealistic image of women of how they "should" behave, when in fact the majority doesn't.
@fireeyedb0y No, I believe that I, as a sociologist and researcher with an education in sexuality has more experience with women than a handful of jerks on YouTube who like to justify rape.
@JorethInnkeeper Well, I hope you weren't talking about me. I don't justify rape. What I'm trying to say is that there can be an extremely thin line (or grey area) in sexual discourse, due to this plausible deniability and uncertainty factor where men can make them selfs extremely vulnerable to rape claims. Let's not pretend those factors don't exist, shall we?
@JorethInnkeeper O please. I expected a little more thoughtful response from what looks to be an intelligent woman like your self. But hey, if it makes you feel better to view every other man with a critical note on this subject as a rapist, then go right ahead. Black and white thinking; always an easy cop out.
@JorethInnkeeper Hillarious, got your gender wrong. Still, what I said stands. You'd be surprised how many of your "direct" yeses are actually indirect as hell. And really, is rebuffing a guy trying to touch your breasts but CONTINUING TO MAKE OUT WITH HIM a "no"? Seriously? The behaviour of the girl in this video is far from pathological, it's actually quite normal, though few women would be as honest about it. And as far as I can tell YOU are the one doing the entire "slut-shaming" thing.
@greyvulc of course women aren't the only people who can be raped. But I'm addressing a specific scenario given by the video. We have to be able to narrow down subjects in order to be productive & find solutions. The solutions to other genders rape may not be the same since the circumstances may be different. Part of the solution for other genders is to first admit there are other genders, then admit they can be raped. For women, many don't realize "no = not yet" = rape.
@elmamututu ummm nah. I'm pretty sure fucking women without caring is pretty un-gay. Oh by the way would you tell ur mom to stop wearing that shade of lipstick...i just can't seem to get it off my dick. Thanks fag. Bye
@MrClickity wow! thats the best comeback you can come back with. Congratulations you are the biggest fag. And for clarification for thoses people with an IQ less than 60 (this includes you). His mom sucks my cock every night and her lipstick gives me rash. I can explain it slower if you want.....
@MrClickity no i'm pretty sure. You see it's red with a shade of purple and her lip stick was purple....purple like a good hoar should wear. But seriously i do hate women and i like fucking them over...it makes me feel good.
@goodvibesallround What's a hoar? I know hoary means aged or greyish-white but I don't think hoar by itself is a word. Honestly, I don't see why you think a good old grey lady should wear purple lipstick but to each his own.
Also, you seem to get *really* defensive when someone calls you gay and you're awfully quick to remind us that you're straight. What would you think if someone went out of their way to point out how straight they were all the time? Kinda suspicious, dontcha think?
@MrClickity I'm not defensive at all. I think this is quite funny!....I've clearly expressed my heterosexuality and you've persisted with the same old joke. Then again people who often make fun of those who are or might be gay generally have problems with their own sexuality or are prejudice against gays themselves. Hmmm makes you think... did daddy molest you as a kid and now you hate fags....ohh its ok. HAHAHAHAHA
@goodvibesallround "I've clearly expressed my heterosexuality" That's my point. Notice I haven't said anything either way about my sexuality because honestly who gives a shit? I don't know you so why does it matter what you think?
You, on the other hand, seem to have a pathological need to tell others how straight you are. Methinks thou doth protest too much.
@MrClickity This is such a dumb conversation. If I was gay I wouldn't care about telling you or anybody else, there's nothing wrong with it. And me hating women doesn't make me gay...lots of straight men hate women, look at the divorce rate in this country.
@carparknazi I'm not gay. I'm just becoming more apathetic about most things in my life. I'm sick of trying to change myself and trying to impress other people so they will like me. Fuck you and fuck everybody else. You either like me for me or you fuck off!
Ahhh....American women....they want nothing to do with responsibility but demand the power to put a man in jail because they feel like it.
ActaNonVerba71 1 day ago
@ActaNonVerba71 *looks at brtiish and japanese and russian AND german women doing the same shit* sorry I couldn't hear you over the louds amount of bullshit.
PSNGreyLynx 6 hours ago
@PSNGreyLynx Actually, I agree. Women, generally, are accountability-phobes and special-treatment-philes.
ActaNonVerba71 6 hours ago
Roses are red
Violets are Blue....COULD I FUCK YOU??!
jazzavantgarde 2 days ago
Hahahahhahaha, I understand that girl though,
musikenergi 2 days ago
I dont have to watch any of his videos since all the jokes are on the top comments list.
SspecialEddy 3 days ago
cccann i fffuckk you?
MrMaddhater 4 days ago
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MrMaddhater 4 days ago
It has to feel real and dangerous...Im like WHAT ARE YOU OF YOUR FUCKING MIND!????
TOO funny! holy shit!
kook1028 4 days ago
I want to see the full scene!!!
scruffynerfferder22 5 days ago
it's bad enough that someone put the punch line in a comment, but do people have to give it a thumbs up so it's the first thing i see??
Lumpycpu 6 days ago 5
I have been with a girl just like that. hehe
flash123084 6 days ago
So. Fucking. True. Apparently quite a few ladies are into that kind of thing. For me it's a bit of a turn off to be honest (thank you for asking, by the way).
mackeymkay 1 week ago
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Did not expect Lamb of God to blast out
TheAccountfail 1 week ago
1:24-1:34 story of my life lmao
lebanonify1 1 week ago
0:15 - Funniest moment of my life
Phabulouso 1 week ago
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Phabulouso 1 week ago
hahahaha amazing.
SilentlySearching 1 week ago
Deadly. Louis rocks!
Trybe007 1 week ago
Bad Louie thanks for speaking up for the clueless now I know I'm not alone in my luelessness
CzechTechnik 1 week ago
can I err.. fuck you!? bahahahah xD
therealTOTOfan 2 weeks ago 5
Very, very funny because it's true.
qosmic100 2 weeks ago
hhahahaha
AlexKesslerMusic 2 weeks ago
awesome
Barrosinhopt 2 weeks ago
he is so funny :)
purpleluver74 2 weeks ago
Mr. Louis..... You do have a soul
LukewarmMusic 2 weeks ago
Are you out of you f**king mind? Funny!!!
janetm1961 2 weeks ago 2
CHECK ME OUT!!!!!!!! PLEASEEE!!!!!!!!
AnonymousRay 2 weeks ago
hahahahahahaha
Scottytoohotty41 3 weeks ago
No means No unless it means Yes... Then sometimes..it still means no. Then there are the rare times when Yes means no.
valiumsummer 3 weeks ago
I renember dreaming once that I told a girl that no we can not read minds, and she was all ''oooow, that actually makes a lot of sense, OK Valentines day is a big deal to me, and so are holidays and birthdays.''. I hated waking up
mdsatan 3 weeks ago
@mdsatan
One must always assume the little things are BIG deals. especially to women, and if you find one that actually SAYS what she MEANS and MEANS what she SAYS who thinks that birthdays and holidays aren't a big deal then you, my friend, have found a keeper.
thSubliminalCriminal 2 weeks ago
@thSubliminalCriminal I don't know a single woman who wants to do anything other than get wasted with a couple of friends on either birthdays or holidays.
suzannezel 2 weeks ago
@mdsatan what?
YouTuballer 1 week ago
I lose it every time he says, "What, are you outta your fucking mind!?"
luckshaw964 3 weeks ago 10
lol I wish girls would understand that we cant read their minds
JumboStevo 3 weeks ago 13
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA xD
ManziMovies 4 weeks ago
I said it before and I say it again - he's got amazing delivery. I'm still laughing even though I saw it 30 times already.
Cody111079 4 weeks ago 3
@Cody111079 I didn't get a chance to hear it when you said it before, so I really appreciate you saying it again. :)
luckshaw964 3 weeks ago
never seen such an awesome like/dislike ratio
INeonLeonI 4 weeks ago
Lol "can I fuck you?"
robinclp 4 weeks ago
Shit like this happens LOL.. some girls are just crazy..
MrsRandomMadeMeDoIt 1 month ago
watch my video of Louis CK
JayPivot 1 month ago
"You think I'm just gonna rape you on the off-chance that you're into that shit?" Hahahahahhahaha, Louis CK never fails to have me in tears of laughter.
1995leoobrien 1 month ago 75
HAHAHAHHA I showed a girl this tonight...then I got head. not lying.
skate4lifebit 1 month ago 38
hahahahahahahahah
etniko 1 month ago
Women like it like that, unless she's screaming she's enjoying it.
sunyboy333 1 month ago
@sunyboy333 Sure thing sunyboy333
feedusthefetus 1 month ago
Fuck, this is the story of my life.
bubsadoozy 1 month ago 7
I have literally had this exact same experience.
MetalMavrik 1 month ago 4
This is why Louis is my hero
Ciweman 1 month ago
GO FOR IT !
808kiker 1 month ago
No visible dislike bar. Waytogo, Louie.
shuckslbj 2 months ago
WOW ONLY ON YOUTUBE CAN AN ARGUMENT OVER A FUCKING STANDUP ROUTINE COME OUT!!!1 UR FUCKING ALL PATHETIC JUST WATCH THE VIDEO STOP BEING ANNOYED BY SOMEONE WHO U CANT EVEN SEEE!!!!
MovieHound17 2 months ago
Ah... nice morning and... what's this? Being accused of being a rapist by a feminist bitch that barely knows anything about me or my partners? It's funny how feminists proclaim to speak in the name of all women when even in the US only 30% of women identify as such. Men if you care about women AND want a fulfilling sex life and happy partners IGNORE everything feminists say about love and sex. It's pure poison. I can't believe I was ever indoctrinated into that shit. Peace out.
SerbAtheist 2 months ago
New Rules on NO: Assuming a girl is not psycho, which is relatively easy to pick up if you let the upper brain do your thinking...
NO only means this thing, at this time (and optionally at this place). In essence, "NO"="Not yet".
A TRUE NO would be either "Stop!", "I don't want you doing X" (e.g. "I don't want you touching me", "I don't want to kiss you.") or discontinuing the interaction altogether (e.g. walking away from you at a bar).
CK should have just escalated again in 5 mins.
SerbAtheist 2 months ago
@SerbAtheist "NO" means "not yet"? If you keep pressuring a "no" into a "yes", that's refusing to take no for an answer. That's rape. No means no.
haphazardharlot 2 months ago
@haphazardharlot If the no becomes yes, then it's yes.... like, if you dont make her say yes, thats absolutely not rape. lots of women actually like that
Gznaba 1 month ago
ya know what? this is indeed true!
themagicalfox6 2 months ago
This is sooo true! actually happened to me before as well...
When a girl says that to you, you start thinking WTF...
rootjie 2 months ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hot6235 2 months ago 125
I've had this exact same experience.
WalterLiddy 2 months ago
"quote from video"
Cypriis 2 months ago
"Eh..Bh..COULD I FUCK YOU!!?" ahahahaha
Jonayofsweden 3 months ago 179
@Jonayofsweden I love that you included the "Bh" XD
somethingdiffrant 1 month ago
@Jonayofsweden Eat shit and die, please.
rendros88 3 weeks ago
There is a good reason the rules of sexual escalation are not clear. Women DO NOT want the same rules to apply to everyone. They want to group men into sexual castes. Hence, a woman will berate some dork for trying to hold her hand or even just initiate conversation and accuse him of being disrespectful, while will think nothing of an alpha male grinding against her at the dance floor even if she is not into him. By taking her rejection at face value CK exposed his low status.
SerbAtheist 3 months ago
" CAN I... FUCK YOU!? " lmao i'm WEAK!!!
MrMoveToTheMusic 3 months ago
34 people are women who think men are mind readers.
ramirezthesilvite 3 months ago
all women are into rape. prove me wrong
OikuFA 3 months ago
@OikuFA I'll prove you dead if I ever meet you you pathetic loser.
profilescythe 3 months ago
@profilescythe
you seem rather upset. is it rape you want?
OikuFA 3 months ago
@OikuFA You just pray we never cross paths, buddy.
profilescythe 3 months ago
@profilescythe
lol faggot bitch u still mad?
OikuFA 3 months ago
@OikuFA Speaking from past experience?
DannyDaWriter 3 months ago
@DannyDaWriter
Yes, back in those days men used to rape me everyday and I fucking loved it.
OikuFA 3 months ago
oh god, priceless bit here. fuck cockteases
544001 3 months ago
Clueless guy ahhahahahaahaha.
Here's a law from an old fucker for all you well-meaning hopefuls out there:
LAW: If A- You're making out, so really making out with tongue and grabbing and
B- You two are alone in the room, GO FOR IT.
She will love you for it. Play with her resistance.
TheRealSmacker 4 months ago
@TheRealSmacker
WTF kind of advice is that. Not every girl who makes out with you wants you to fuck her, get real. Making out and fucking are two different things separated by a huge gap. Unless she gives you strong signals to go for it (you know like telling you) you're walking a very thin line.
INatalkaI 4 months ago
@INatalkaI Maybe not when you're teens. But I've never kissed with a girl alone in a bedroom and nothing else happened. not in all my life.
TheRealSmacker 4 months ago
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MrDavidg11 4 months ago
It's frustrating that there are both this kind of women and the more straightforward ones of us who say no when we mean no and yes when we mean yes. It's often confusing to men, and it can be hard work to make a guy unlearn to press on too hard if another woman has told him he should. I guess it's just a matter of keeping in mind that women are different. But hell, even I don't know how you tell the two types of women apart in a situation like that. I get exhausted making my 'no' understood.
hexocain 4 months ago 3
Dated a girl for quite some time who liked that sort of shit. NEver said what she wanted, I always had to guess. Eventually, I started reading into her and could antecipate what she wanted: usually it was rough stuff, like being dominated and fucked without mercy while I called her names. She had real insane orgasms, like she was possessed or something... but the fucked up part was that after 10 minutes or so, when her legs stopped shaking, she would fucking break into tears, the crazy bitch...
bittercottoncandy 4 months ago
@bittercottoncandy Cool story, bro.
VexonCross 4 months ago
@bittercottoncandy antecipate?
544001 3 months ago
@544001 anticipate. Happy now?
bittercottoncandy 3 months ago
LOVE HOW YOU CAN'T SEE THE DISLIKE BAR
breakingPVZ 4 months ago
33 people didnt get raped?
Alexgt20 4 months ago
my new fucking hero is right there. this shit so true cuz it happens to me the other day with this girl. it's totally annoying she kept telling me to stop while i was giving her a feel . she was like'' u r kinda fast slow down''' girls are kinda dumb i swear i'm not kidding
xertaqaadka 4 months ago
from listening to louis doing interviews and on the radio it just makes me think the best is still yet to come from him because the stuff he talks about on the radio and that makes me think of george carlin in his later years like he wants to inform us which makes him more than a comedian like a social critic looking forward to finding out. check out Louis CK on Consumers and Capitalism on youtube and you'll know what im talking about
xPeteTheMeatx 4 months ago
@xPeteTheMeatx George Carlin? you kidding? louis ck is pretty good but not on the level of carlin
wowspare 4 months ago
@wowspare what are you on about ? all i said was when i heard him talking on a record radio show i thought of george carlin .i never compared the 2 i just was wondering how will his career be in like 10 years
xPeteTheMeatx 4 months ago
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xPeteTheMeatx 4 months ago
Makes me wonder how many creepy dudes played into her rape fantasy. Gross.
WesternWinds0 5 months ago
Ugh, I love him so much. Oh, and just a side note for all the bros commenting shit like "womenz r crazi" or "cuntz lol" should realize that both (very fucked up) women AND men have rape fantasies. A guy once actually wanted me participate in his "ultimate fantasy of raping an underaged prostitute" and I told him to get the fuck out with that shit (obviously). Women are crazy, but men are absolute lunatics.
theearlyfrost 5 months ago 4
man that makes my ultimate fantasy look dull, noone gets hurt in mine haha ppl are fucked but making it funny is a comedians job. ck does this well. new fan of c.k
paulwritesfights 3 months ago
End of bit here /watch?v=b4hNaFkbZYU
s0methingrarer 5 months ago
Women are such dumb cunts for this. "I have rape fantasies and I just want you to pin me down and destroy my pussy." "Oh really, because I think you are a psycho!"
cragmac1000 5 months ago
As a female fighting against rape, sexual assault, and non-consensual sex, and as someone who is "into that shit", I have to say THANK YOU LOUIS CK for being a decent guy & not going there unless/until she says to! Better to be wrong and not get laid, then be wrong & rape her. Crazy-ass waitress messing it up for the rest of us! Men are not mind-readers & shouldn't be expected to be! Say no when you mean no, say yes when you mean yes.
JorethInnkeeper 5 months ago 77
The line that got cut just after the end of this video makes it even more awesome: "I'm gettin' kind of a rapey vibe from this girl I dunno. I suspect she might enjoy being raped, maybe that's her thing. I don't want to ask first and ruin it so I'll just take a shot and rape her, what the hell. What's the worst that can happen after all?" (said sarcastically). Awesome!
JorethInnkeeper 5 months ago 41
@JorethInnkeeper a disturbingly large number of women fantasize about being raped. (you can easily find articles about it if you google it)
UnconformistSheep 2 months ago
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@UnconformistSheep "a disturbingly large number of women fantasize about being raped." yeah i get that too, he's usually gorgeous and knows exactly what i want him to do to me... Hmm, doesn't really sound like rape actually, just a sexy mind reader.
TheAtheistFuture 2 months ago
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JorethInnkeeper 2 months ago
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@UnconformistSheep fantasizing about rape is not the problem. Trying to get a guy to rape her without discussion is the problem. Women who are into this should not be "training" men to "just go for it" without checking to make sure there is actual consent. This sort of play needs discussion, communication, and clear agreement.
JorethInnkeeper 2 months ago
@UnconformistSheep
That doesn't mean they want to be raped in real life.
ThirdRAILKink 2 months ago
@JorethInnkeeper Trust me, a lot of rape would be due to mixed messages.
If women were a lot clearer and better at communicating (rationally), there'd be a lot less problems between the genders. Lol. Props to your cause though.
holysoks1 5 months ago
@holysoks1 No argument about unclear communication causing some scenarios that women later report as rape. Some guys honestly don't want to disrespect their partners, but are taught myths about what women want & some women encourage that with poor communication. We need to be more clear about both yes and no, and men need to be more respectful of both (and vice versa).
JorethInnkeeper 5 months ago
@holysoks1 VERY TRUE!!! The women always have to make everything confusing and frustrating, when all a man really wants is simplicity. Those mind games really suck and it's a major turn off for me.
Kevvo2011 4 months ago
@Kevvo2011 I k r?
Thing is, I can't seem to find a single girl who DOESN'T play mind games!?
It's insane, but maybe that's just my personal experience/the way that girls react to my personality type.
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JorethInnkeeper 2 months ago
@JorethInnkeeper You DO know that there is NO crazy ass waitress right? While I commend Louis' approach you seem to not realize that this was a joke NOT a real life experience that he had.
This makes me question whether you are telling the truth about fighting for us when you can't even tell that a comedian doesn't always tell stories from personal experience.
rachelsOne 2 months ago
@rachelsOne you DO know that it doesn't matter if he's telling a real story or not because the point is still important. You seem not to realize that some women do, in fact, behave this way and screw things up for everyone else. And unless you have proof of a conversation with him where he admits to it being totally made up, you can't say it isn't a fake story. This makes me question your very intelligence to argue as if you know whether his story is true or not.
JorethInnkeeper 2 months ago
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@JorethInnkeeper Shut up idiot
sleepdeprivation78 2 months ago
@JorethInnkeeper THANK YOU!!!! Thank you for saying this. :D
JackTheRipper4ever 2 months ago
@JorethInnkeeper whether she was rewal or not she claimed to be weird. but were all when it comes to sex
therealTOTOfan 2 months ago
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@JorethInnkeeper
how do you mean you are "into that shit"???
You are into rape?
greekcypriot004 2 months ago
@JorethInnkeeper every ex girlfriend of mine expected from me to read her mind, one way or the other -.-
They think "Wanna fuck?" sounds indecent :(
D3w10n 2 months ago
@D3w10n I know many women like that and, as a woman, I find it inexcusable. "You can't reasonably expect to get what you want if you don't ask for it." If you think saying "wanna fuck?" or some variation is "indecent", then you shouldn't be fucking, IMO.
JorethInnkeeper 2 months ago
@JorethInnkeeper And yet, not many women share your point of view :(
D3w10n 2 months ago
@JorethInnkeeper Except from the tiny teensy weensy detail that women almost NEVER express a yes VERBALLY! They got "reputations" to protect... plausible deniability. Any guy waiting for "I want you to kiss me now" or "Let's go back to my place and have sex." will most likely die a virgin. And how dare you suggest that normal standard sexual escalation is rape. It's precisely this kind of crap that keeps men trapped for years and leaves women wondering "where have all the good men gone?".
SerbAtheist 2 months ago
@SerbAtheist bullshit. First of all, plenty of women express a yes verbally. Second of all, if all men insisted on waiting for one, even the women who don't currently would learn to do it. Third, the ones who don't are like that because they get slut-shamed, so that needs to change. Fourth, any man who doesn't care enough about his partner's consent to make sure he gets it does not have my sympathy for remaining a virgin. Fifth, the majority of rapes are not violent stranger rapes...
JorethInnkeeper 2 months ago
@JorethInnkeeper Here let's do a straw pole. Ladies, when was the last time you said to your date "I want to haver sex. Let's go back to your place." or anything of the sort. I call bull. See, if you knew actually anything about women, you'd know it's not only about slut shaming but also SAFETY you dolt. What if she says yes to sex verbally and the guy as a result starts giving a creepy vibe. If she now changes her mind she puts herself at danger.
SerbAtheist 2 months ago
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@JorethInnkeeper Here let's do a straw pole. Ladies, when was the last time you said to your date "I want to have sex. Let's go back to your place." or anything of the sort. I call bull. See, if you knew actually anything about women, you'd know it's not only about slut shaming but also SAFETY you dolt. What if she says yes to sex verbally and the guy as a result starts giving a creepy vibe. If she now changes her mind she puts herself at danger...
SerbAtheist 2 months ago
@SerbAtheist they're date rapes. Sixth, women are wondering "where have all the good men gone" because assholes like you defend rape and slut-shaming. I know where all the good men have gone - they're hanging out with women who don't send them mixed signals and expect them to read minds and with other men who respect and encourage women's strength and personal sovereignty because they don't wish to consort with assholes anymore.
JorethInnkeeper 2 months ago
@JorethInnkeeper ... No, a woman must maintain plausible deniability right up to the moment of penetration so she can always change her mind, i.e. that it was never intended for the sex to happen. I.e. sex is always the man's fault, even if she wants it. And third of all, women actually get turned on by uncertainty... there's this thing called "sexual tension", you might have heard of it. But yeah, we're talking about different things only you are too thick to realize it. Whatever.
SerbAtheist 2 months ago
@SerbAtheist Do you realize how ridiculous you sound telling a woman what woman want/think/feel and saying that I don't understand women? As for your straw poll, the last time I said "I want to have sex, let's go back to your place" was my last date this weekend. And yes, rebuffing a guy from touching my breasts but continuing to make out with him is a no. It means I only want to kiss, not do this other activity. Consenting to one thing is not consent to everything.
JorethInnkeeper 2 months ago
@JorethInnkeeper No you don't understand women, not from the perspective of someone trying to seduce them at least. So in your opinion in general when women want sex with a guy they just state it outright? BULL... SHIT. And if it means you only want to kiss is that a blanket statement true FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT? Of course not, and that was my ENTIRE POINT. Maybe in your world "You now have permission to touch my breasts" is how things work, but this is far from typical. G'night, sex awaits.
SerbAtheist 2 months ago
@SerbAtheist you lost this argument from the very beginning by trying to tell women what women want or think or feel when a woman is standing here directly contradicting you. Absolutely nothing you say holds any value whatsoever after that. You have done nothing but show that you don't care about women because you refuse to listen to anything women say, including "no". I pity your partners & hope they find a good rape counselor soon.
JorethInnkeeper 2 months ago
@JorethInnkeeper You seriously believe that you, as a singular female (with perhaps some hearsay of your female friends) has more experience with the way women behave in sexual discourse than a plethora of men who actually have hands on experience with seducing women? What a joke. SerbAtheist is spot on with 'plausible deniability' and sexual tension by uncertainty. You try to portrait this idealistic image of women of how they "should" behave, when in fact the majority doesn't.
fireeyedb0y 2 months ago
@fireeyedb0y No, I believe that I, as a sociologist and researcher with an education in sexuality has more experience with women than a handful of jerks on YouTube who like to justify rape.
JorethInnkeeper 2 months ago
@JorethInnkeeper Well, I hope you weren't talking about me. I don't justify rape. What I'm trying to say is that there can be an extremely thin line (or grey area) in sexual discourse, due to this plausible deniability and uncertainty factor where men can make them selfs extremely vulnerable to rape claims. Let's not pretend those factors don't exist, shall we?
fireeyedb0y 2 months ago
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@fireeyedb0y If the shoe fits.
JorethInnkeeper 2 months ago
@JorethInnkeeper O please. I expected a little more thoughtful response from what looks to be an intelligent woman like your self. But hey, if it makes you feel better to view every other man with a critical note on this subject as a rapist, then go right ahead. Black and white thinking; always an easy cop out.
fireeyedb0y 2 months ago
@JorethInnkeeper Hillarious, got your gender wrong. Still, what I said stands. You'd be surprised how many of your "direct" yeses are actually indirect as hell. And really, is rebuffing a guy trying to touch your breasts but CONTINUING TO MAKE OUT WITH HIM a "no"? Seriously? The behaviour of the girl in this video is far from pathological, it's actually quite normal, though few women would be as honest about it. And as far as I can tell YOU are the one doing the entire "slut-shaming" thing.
SerbAtheist 2 months ago
@JorethInnkeeper
I know you never said this, but it's not like women are the single gender that can be raped. :V
Other than that, I agree with you.
greyvulc 2 months ago
@greyvulc of course women aren't the only people who can be raped. But I'm addressing a specific scenario given by the video. We have to be able to narrow down subjects in order to be productive & find solutions. The solutions to other genders rape may not be the same since the circumstances may be different. Part of the solution for other genders is to first admit there are other genders, then admit they can be raped. For women, many don't realize "no = not yet" = rape.
JorethInnkeeper 2 months ago
He speaks the truth.. What a fucking genious!
bergenxx 5 months ago
@bergenxx I love it when people misspell genius.
wtfgretchen 5 months ago
@wtfgretchen My bad, thanks for informing me though.. I will never do that mistake again:)
bergenxx 5 months ago
@bergenxx No problem! :)
wtfgretchen 5 months ago
" Can i fuck YOU! " LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
rozay604 5 months ago
I think the message learned from this is, "Women love being rapped!" Just show this video at your trial and you'll get off scot-free.
EmperorEva0001 5 months ago
@EmperorEva0001 Let me know how that turns out for ya, homie.
vodkaization 5 months ago
@vodkaization Bad
EmperorEva0001 5 months ago
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Can I fuck you?!?!
Austinmcadams78 5 months ago
This guy is so freaking funny. I can't stop watching these videos!
elmamututu 5 months ago
@elmamututu ummm nah. I'm pretty sure fucking women without caring is pretty un-gay. Oh by the way would you tell ur mom to stop wearing that shade of lipstick...i just can't seem to get it off my dick. Thanks fag. Bye
goodvibesallround 5 months ago
@goodvibesallround You steal his mom's lipstick and put it on your dick? Sounds pretty gay to me.
MrClickity 5 months ago
@MrClickity wow! thats the best comeback you can come back with. Congratulations you are the biggest fag. And for clarification for thoses people with an IQ less than 60 (this includes you). His mom sucks my cock every night and her lipstick gives me rash. I can explain it slower if you want.....
goodvibesallround 5 months ago
@goodvibesallround That rash isn't from his mom's lipstick. It's herpes from all the guys you fuck. That's pretty gay if you ask me.
MrClickity 5 months ago
@MrClickity no i'm pretty sure. You see it's red with a shade of purple and her lip stick was purple....purple like a good hoar should wear. But seriously i do hate women and i like fucking them over...it makes me feel good.
goodvibesallround 5 months ago
@goodvibesallround What's a hoar? I know hoary means aged or greyish-white but I don't think hoar by itself is a word. Honestly, I don't see why you think a good old grey lady should wear purple lipstick but to each his own.
Also, you seem to get *really* defensive when someone calls you gay and you're awfully quick to remind us that you're straight. What would you think if someone went out of their way to point out how straight they were all the time? Kinda suspicious, dontcha think?
MrClickity 5 months ago
@MrClickity I'm not defensive at all. I think this is quite funny!....I've clearly expressed my heterosexuality and you've persisted with the same old joke. Then again people who often make fun of those who are or might be gay generally have problems with their own sexuality or are prejudice against gays themselves. Hmmm makes you think... did daddy molest you as a kid and now you hate fags....ohh its ok. HAHAHAHAHA
goodvibesallround 5 months ago
@goodvibesallround "I've clearly expressed my heterosexuality" That's my point. Notice I haven't said anything either way about my sexuality because honestly who gives a shit? I don't know you so why does it matter what you think?
You, on the other hand, seem to have a pathological need to tell others how straight you are. Methinks thou doth protest too much.
MrClickity 5 months ago
@MrClickity This is such a dumb conversation. If I was gay I wouldn't care about telling you or anybody else, there's nothing wrong with it. And me hating women doesn't make me gay...lots of straight men hate women, look at the divorce rate in this country.
goodvibesallround 5 months ago
guys... this is all pretty gay
carparknazi 5 months ago
Seriously, my ex girlfriend was like this, girls.... you're messssssed up.
JoshuaFVrooman 5 months ago
I will never understand women. Fuck them....
goodvibesallround 5 months ago 2
@goodvibesallround gay
carparknazi 5 months ago
@carparknazi I'm not gay. I'm just becoming more apathetic about most things in my life. I'm sick of trying to change myself and trying to impress other people so they will like me. Fuck you and fuck everybody else. You either like me for me or you fuck off!
goodvibesallround 5 months ago 2
@goodvibesallround thats... uhhh... pretty gay
carparknazi 5 months ago
@carparknazi how is that gay? that's just a healthy attitude.
MrZombie747 5 months ago
@carparknazi ummm nah i prefer to fuck them and leave because i'm emotional dead inside...you happy asshole.
goodvibesallround 5 months ago
@goodvibesallround thats uhhh... pretty gay
carparknazi 5 months ago
"a quote of something we all just saw''
LeGaminfly 5 months ago
@LeGaminfly lol oh man i loved that part.
MrZombie747 5 months ago
33 people are "outta their fukin mind!"
Droc4206 5 months ago
33 people "weren't into that shit".
jaburobase 5 months ago
George Carlin, dead. Mitch Hedberg, dead. Rodney Dangerfield, dead. Bill Hicks, dead.
Ginger-cunt Louis C.K...... alive and well.
Life is a ginger cunt, but a ginger one is better than none.
SeveredFootLoki 5 months ago
HAHAHA
xPulse582 5 months ago
best comedian ever
RocKaFella57 5 months ago 4
this has happened to me so many times (I live in Taiwan and girls here play this 'game' all the time)... this clip just gets funnier and funnier
I've now learned to 'just go for it' ;)
tobaliciousholland12 6 months ago
Story of my life...
Skribduex 6 months ago
@Skribduex same brother
7hom 6 months ago
Just go for it!
bterwin9887 6 months ago
no 1:37...1+3+7= 11 = twin towers = somebdy got raped
mongolenpup 6 months ago