Konata's Epic Statement

[princessme1112]

I feel better about myself now ^__^

XD

[cottencandiexoxo]

Lol hilarious.

[aiHENTAI]

i spot a lolicon >.<~

[yosh087]

@aiHENTAI who me? not really I just gave my opinion is all........ altough I'm ashamed to admit it but i've had underaged girls hit on me(about 7-13 years old) * lowers head in shame* why do i only seem to intrest mutch too young girl and not girl more my age!!!!!!!! T-T

[aiHENTAI]

@yosh087 sorry if i affended you D: My boy friend is a lolicon and he loves Konata! I'm short but i look more like Miyuki not Konata... D,: i'm not as valuble as Konata >.<

[yosh087]

@aiHENTAI LOL I wasn't offended .

[whatehell0]

I NEED THIS IN JAPANESE NOW !!!

[circusmonster123]

Dont question it Tsukasa,there is no doubt that you are valuable

[superharuhifan]

I Like Flat Chested Women Better... (Is There Something Wrong With Me?)

[yosh087]

@superharuhifan no my friend nothing is wrong with you because YOU PREFER GIRL THA ARE A VALUBLE COMODITY !!!!!!!!!!!!! REJOICE MY FRIEND :3 and besides every guy has different tastes in women they just don't want to admit it. I personaly prefer women that have a little more meat on their bones cuz hugging a sheloten doesn't really intrest me so don't worry you're not the only one with particular tastes.

[LuBuOWNZ]

This makes me feel less awkward about my preferences...

[themocaw]

I'M QUITE THE VALUABLE COMMODITY

[EveCat2343]

I always hated being flat chested...then I found Lucky Star. ^_^

[GirlShadow913]

amen sister, amen!!!!!!!!!!! so that means my friend is valueable cause she ain't got no chest either!! YAY! can't wait 2 tell her that! X3

[GoofyPinkFlamingo]

Am I the only girl who wishes to be flat chested? :(

[RobloxFan166]

I wish I had flat chest Because u can jump and run I can't because it hurts -.-

[Dezzy13ish]

*looks at chest* dammit...not valuable.

[Quinx15]

I'm valuable too. :) lol

[Lightavion]

"A flat chest is a STATUS symbol! Extremely rare and VALUABLE!" Said by Mayumi Thyme from the game and anime SHUFFLE!.

[Longing4Earth]

Then mabye Im valuable too ??? LMFAO

[GermaniaPruisen]

I like flat chested girls~ EEE~

(probably should shut up before I start explaining why)

[HKauwH]

Yeah!!

I'm special, I'm a girl and I'm FLAT!!

Proud to be flat =v=

[Commentguy2]

@HKauwH good for you i like em like that ^^

[HKauwH]

@Commentguy2

lolz ;P

Glad somebody likes them! xD

[Commentguy2]

@HKauwH okay i'll tell you this fact 1 in 30 like them XD good like finding them :3

[HKauwH]

@Commentguy2

That means u'r opinion is pretty rare too!! ;D

[Commentguy2]

@HKauwH yap :D

[HKauwH]

@Commentguy2

Woowh!!

We're rare&special! ;D

[Commentguy2]

@HKauwH :3

[ThexMenTaLx]

I support this statement. /beam

[P0NP0NP0N1]

T~T Im not special....

[otaking3582]

@QBAlchemist Exactly, like w/ the Rosario+Vampire dub. In the original, they said that Mizore Shirayuki admitted to attacking the teacher, while in the dub, they said the teacher said it (either way, it was out of self defence) If it's coming from the teacher's mouth, then you think "Why doesn't anyone think he's lying?!" but if Mizore said it, you think "WTF, I'm in a state of disbelief alongside the characters!"

[cynder167]

Teacher: Girls as long as you're smart and have a great personality boys will always like you!

Me: And if you wear a B-D cup!!!

[otaking3582]

Great message; terrible dub

[QBAlchemist]

@otaking3582 i cant say i like the dub as much as the origional; but like Konota says herself in this series ... once she gets used to the new cast in an anime, she can get the best from both worlds. Same for me, if i listen to both then i really notice the difference, but if i just switch off then i can easily accept the voices.

My main gripe is how so much is lost in translation. certain words are added that ruin the scene, and sometimes whole phrases are re-writen.

[XxCaptainDoomxX]

when a flat chested girl hugs you, she's holding you close to her heart :3

[ShinigamiSparda]

@XxCaptainDoomxX That may be one of the most romantic things I've ever heard.

[chirenbo]

@XxCaptainDoomxX Yeah but big chest girl has bigger heart XD

[Sunbeatable]

Tsukasa: Then maybe I'm valuable too xD

[MossStarofMoonClan]

i have to send this to a friend

[NinjaButler1]

No, no, no! Lucky Star should NEVER be dubbed!

[aiHENTAI]

i see a lolicon >.<~

[electragoob]

I rejoice! not because I have a flat chest, and not because I am a female. I rejoice because there are more people like me who are willing to admit they are small chested!!!!

[evabellgardens]

Konata's right! And also, if there were no flat people, there wouldn't be chesty people!!!

[alucard4860]

well you gota least look on the bright side. Konata gives power to those who are flat chested and hate themselves for it. Rejoice flat ones. konata is your lord to salvation!

[EternityHime]

Gotta love how everyone's announcing their boob size in the comment section, haha xD

[AABatterykun]

Women talk about the weirdest things...

[newsearching]

@AABatterykun Oh please, men are a 1000x worse. Not 15 minutes ago, my room-mate talked about raping Red Robin and calling it "The Night of a Thousands Whores", whores being french fries of course.

[newsearching]

LOL personally, I think all boobs are wonderful. Big bouncing ones or small supple ones, they all feel great in my hand or in my mouth. ;D

[GoofyPinkFlamingo]

@newsearching e.o

[newsearching]

@GoofyPinkFlamingo Trolololololol.

[TheMatthew119]

^.^  i actually prefer flat chests....does that make me a pervert?

[Spartan472]

@TheMatthew119 i think the proper term for you is "lolicon"

[TheIOfIt]

I think I'm a semi pervert.

[lejdcool]

milhouse????

[MadSpectro7]

Yes Tsukasa, you're really valuable. Sadly Miyuki fills your role a bit better.

[Funnierthan24]

@MadSpectro7 oWo </3

[violetprincessgreen8]

I AM HALF SPECIAL FOR I AM A B-CUP

[MCTemPErENce]

English.....

[MsNotSoGirly101]

this makes me fell better about my self

[gothskullgirl]

NOOOO FAAAIIIIR DAMN THESE D SIZED BOOOOBS

[Lazagne1234]

English dubs are evil.

[Dewani90]

le'see 34 DD cups... i may not be of high status, but at least i can say -makes phoenix wright pose- D-cups, for JUSTICE!!!

[ColdZeroJN]

@Gothgospel: You sick fuck. High five!

[mSh1n0]

Only one thing is wrong here...The dub <.<

[NinjaButler1]

@mSh1n0

They *dubbed* Lucky Star? It sounds all wrong!

[Naqibwinx]

loL! flat chested girl named konata. hahahah

[gothgospel]

i think she means lolicon :3

[Zeldaeevee64]

I'm not valuable :(

[deamondogboy]

My code of life.

[EvvydaDuckie]

I'm in the middle... I don't have giant bewbies but I'm not flat chested ; _ ;

[Jennamomo]

Why are people talking about breasts?

[ComotoseOnAnime]

I love all sized breasts, flat chests are usually the minxs anyway :D

[nastydaydreamer]

ha



[SoulEaterLove322]

How come the flat chested girls are always the epic ones? O3O

[lolpankake]

shuffle reference?

[marlogFromDA]

I'd like to her maka say this to soul

[2scu]

That statement is actually from the game(which is also an anime) "Shuffle"

[0Enigmatic0]

My chest is 100% flat.

I also have a penis. 

[tyler2wwe619]

@0Enigmatic0 My chest is 100% NOT flat..... and i have a penis. Yea I need to get checked..... xD

[crazedthoughts]

@0Enigmatic0 Thinks for a minute*

"Then you sir are disqualified! Try the host cafe down the street. Either that or learn how to properly cross dress if you are pretty enough"

[0Enigmatic0]

@crazedthoughts OBJECTION! It is illegal for an emplyer to discriminate due to gender.

...Can I get the address of that host cafe? It would be more convenient than crossdressing. 

[Yonkage]

@0Enigmatic0

With a voice like that, I think Konata might have one, too...

[0Enigmatic0]

@Yonkage This dub will give anybody ear cancer. 

[konataizumi95123]

"Maybe Im valuable too?"

[TheTelenation]

I was a D then for some reason I shrunk to a C (making many expensive bras Useless) so when push comes to shove I'd love to be an A or B cup.

I don't know why I'd just like to be.

[Perfect7en]

@BeckieTenshiChan Giggity?

[Hedgepook]

Dubbed Konata sounds like she smokes cheese graters without filter tips.

[MrChainsawFish]

a flat chest isnt too uncommon in japan.....

[supersonicbros23]

A Pervert comment: "Flat chests are best for 69s"

My Comment: Flat chests, lets face it, they somehow reflect the girls personality

[Quhethechao]

I wish I was flat-chested



[nick10284]

STOP GIVING FLAT CHESTED GIRLS HOPE DAMNIT.

[SailorKittyPants]

Thank you Konata!

[Fuyons9999]

I think it's more acceptable to say, due to this statement, that there is a demand for absolutely every physique. body structure, personality, or belief. YOU JUST GOTTA BELIEVE!

[Thsnickaman]

Flat chest for the win!

[TheX3AnimeLoverx3]

every time a boy tell me i have a flat chest i watch this! konata make me feel much better *w*

[mapky3243]

how did i go from watching videos of quagmire to this??? only on youtube...

[YuckyAppleTree]

Wah! I'm not special because I'm a D-Cup TT.TT lol!

[Brunetta6]

@YuckyAppleTree Hahaha, I'm almost a DDD.

But I'm an otaku too, so belong to the Konata brood!  I AM SPECIAL!! =3

[themanwiththepan]

@YuckyAppleTree

Big boobs are a turn-off for me.

[MurdocLC]

@themanwiththepan WORD.

[MusicMagic8]

Does that mean I'm not special cuz I'm D-cup? TT~TT

[SheySheyShadow]

@MusicMagic8 YES.

[combatdstar]

@MusicMagic8 Yes :p

[whoo689]

Is she talking about the "Shuffle" video game??

[DBinitiate]

I don't know what I like more...

I haven't really thought about it much, but I like almost all girls.

[JstGoinForIt]

Damn C-Cups :<

[Sephirothskr]

I swear girls are the only ones who comment on this.

Guy for life.

[Zeldaeevee64]

This means i'm not valuable :(

[Lightavion]

Yeah, the line of which she speaks was from the game Shuffle!...just saying..

[jaimie7770]

lol tsukasa at 0:27

[MikuHatsuneVlog]

Yes Tsukasa You Are Valuable

[Painfulldarksoul]

Wrong name. It's not just a "statement" it's "FACT"!

[Ultimaniacx4]

Lack of breastiness...

[nerdykid1001]

im a d cup. im not valuable :'(

[helltrigger87]

I'm assuming a woman wrote this script, since at not point this anime was funny

[jackalhunt1]

@helltrigger87 I'm assuming a fag wrote your comment as it didn't make sense.

Learn to grammar.

[xILoveYouMostx]

@jackalhunt1

Learn some grammar not learn to grammar

[jackalhunt1]

@xILoveYouMostx Learn to irony.

[jackalhunt1]

@xILoveYouMostx Oh, irony aside, it would not be 'Learn some grammar' it would be ' Learn how to apply grammar correctly in such a way that the comment makes sense'

[xILoveYouMostx]

@jackalhunt1

Yep, lol but that doesn't hide the fact that your comment didn't make sense on some level.

[jackalhunt1]

@xILoveYouMostx It wasn't supposed to, that was the irony of the statement.

[xILoveYouMostx]

@jackalhunt1

OH k

[LucarioAndFriends]

I think Konata is a boy 0.0

[TheMaebunny]

@KimeoX WOAH I'm only B

[espiogirl]

This makes me feel cool with my flat chest XD

[Zanidiyah]

@espiogirl Yup. FLAT CHESTED AND PROUD OF IT! >:D

[AnimeWolf5193]

yes tsukasa, you are valuable too. X)

[thatiusguy0]

What's the kanji to the side say?

[ma5t3r0f5h1t]

el doblege gringo es una pうた mierda

[msbloweverythingup]

"........then maybe i'm valuble too?..."

[Tyman2006]

Lucky star wasn't a good show, it was a show that threw a bunch of crap out you and had you begging for more.

It was the moment I found out I was a masochist.

[mnm213]

@Jlcthemouse btw thx for ur time. the viewers and i had fun laughing at ur sorry ass. also keep this in mind: eng dub only exists for faggy whiny kids like u (ur profile says 22 but yeah we all know ur full of shit) that can't live with the fact that they can't understand another language. also if u think im being serious, thx because it just gives me another reason to laugh (a.k.a LOL).

[mnm213]

@Jlcthemouse you should really stop around now. when ur only comebacks left are about one's education or grammar it looks VERY VERY sad and all it does is disappoints me and the viewers. trust me there are many faggots like u out there, and nobody supports it except maybe by ur own faggy kind. feel free to report me because seems like thats ur only option left. now lets get back to the main topic of our discussion: eng dub sux ass, no matter what u say or do won't change my opinion.

[mnm213]

@Jlcthemouse thank you for taking your time writing such a long response. now here's mine: eng dub sux ass, always have and always will :)

[TokiTokix3]

@Jlcthemouse Oh god... That was painful even to read ;~;

[mnm213]

@Jlcthemouse if you need a warning sign for that you definitely don't belong on the internet. now gtfo and go jerk off to ur english language that ur so proud of. learn to understand that original>dub always and don't hate just cuz u can't understand. have a shitty day :)

[MariasModernLife]

No Tsukasa, you're not valuable.

[MrsTempre]

I think it's more how you wear your size than what your size is. While there are some looks that only big chested people can pull off, there are also some awesome looks that only smaller chested people can pull off.

My sister has a smaller chest, but she has some outfits that can make her look awesome because of it. If I wear those clothes it just makes me look fat and makes my chest look weird.

[209CHUBBS]

Y r people so picky? A breast is a breast no matter what the size. Hooray tiny breasted women :D

[sammieboo11]

yay im an A cup and konata made me feel much better about myself with this!

[KimeoX]

@sammieboo11 she didnt make me feel great now, i have a size DD :(

[MetalGearRexPilot]

@sammieboo11 'feel much better'? Just to point this out, there are plenty of guys that are into that kind of thing. On top of that, breast size shouldn't be a grade for any individual.

[RoXyFoEvA]

i wish i had tiny breasts too becuase im a size B and i sometimes cosplay guys and i hate wearing binders...

[DarkieDorky]

I'm lieeeek;;;....

Semi-valuable.

IHATEENGLISHDUBS.

EVERYONE HAS A YANKEE ACCENT.

NONONONONONONONONO.



[TokiTokix3]

The english dub on lucky star bothers me more than any other anime.

[parazetamon911]

Not bad... eng dub not bad...

[DaGrox94]

I'm a man.

And I'm not valuable.

Damn cheeseburgers.

[apoccanagic]

@DaGrox94 Ahaha, same here.

[Ranemaka]

welp i guess my value is low. ( its not my fault i lift weights).

[TheRealKitsune]

( ¯‿‿¯･)

[Wolvenfire86]

Awww. Tsukasa wants to know if she is valuable. =(

[gorrilaboy22]

Boobies! Woooooooooooooooo!

[DarkMind95]

A man that like something like that? THATS A MEEEEEEH!!!!! Jump into my arms Konata!!!

[TheJplay22]

Flat chested cutting board.

[OfficialJab]

That dub was all perfectly fine, apart from Patty, who was nightmarishly bad. People just enjoy complaining.

[KakashiDude96]

Oh my god. The comments section is filled with weeaboos.

[b1bIs1337]

@KakashiDude96 its a dub video, welcome to youtube.

[KakashiDude96]

@b1bIs1337 I am aware its a dub video, but its annoying with people complaining about the dub all the time. Its not like bitching about the dub makes the dub go away or something.

[b1bIs1337]

@KakashiDude96 I thought you were complaining about the weeaboos. my bad

[GaialeiStrife]

is it Konata's epic statement?? or Tsukasa's epic question?? ^w^

[Mender156]

And this is how the Delicious Flat Chest meme began.

[MatheusRebelo]

danm american DUBS AAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[RaistlinMajere333]

WELL SAID

[Darkgodaphex]

"Then maybe I'm valuble too? :3 "

Lool, cute.

[sNiP3R0pTiX]

Remember, all toasters, toast bread

[zanafor3]

Tsuaksa at the end, lol (^-^")

[Arcrave]

English dub fail.... T_T



[hiker175]

this is why Japan is awsome :D *nods head*

[Bigshot232]

... breastiness?