Team Fortress 2 Sentry Manual

[Llama4President23]

this was in an update

[lesliekwan80]

The little details like these make everything more fun.

[CompsTutorialized]

Awesome. Valve really spares no expense to make this game really interesting.

[yoyoSal]

i thot this was just a joke video wtf its real??

[PinotGB]

It's easy, u just have to hit it with the wrench

[prvtShankz]

I found this when i was setting up my tf2. its nothing really big

[02browns]

I didn't say it was big, just simply made a video about it as when i searched there were no videos about it. I simply filled that gap.

[moldyskittle]

@prvtShankz Way to try and shit on something cool fuckface. I've never seen it. So what if he makes a video about it? Rage back to me, please.

[parkour720]

its over nine tousand :)

[Ahkmedren]

"It's almost 9000! Almost 9000!"

[Murdermaster]

Once that lil' baby gets to level 3 engineering, if your team doesn't have a demoman or you can't get too close with a pyro or spy due to it being out in the open, the game dramatically shifts into a stalemate that can last an hour or more D:

[YoshiKing911]

its the Dispense-o-matic 9000!

ITS NOT QUITE OVER 9000!!!!!!!

[lcazekage]

I see what you did there...

[backgr0undguy]

i think that manual came out before the engi's updates the upgraded dispenser is probably OVER 9,000!!!

[booyah344]

THERES NO WAY THAT CAN BE RIGHT CAN IT

[rimlanin]

I wish i could buy one in real life.....but then again i will have to get someone to clean the gibs for me, i sure do like the perty, but i dont like to clean up the mess. :D

[randomguy9898]

lolz nice posting this here :D

it needs moar cats

I SMELL NACHOS :O

[02browns]

NACHOS? WHERE?

[randomguy9898]

downstairs. well they were. :P

[02browns]

Oh well, i don't like nachos anyway.

[randomguy9898]

that is unsanitary.

[02browns]

I feel i have let you down. But then again :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D­:D:D:D

[Stajjlz]

im gonna give you up, let you down run around N search you LOLED

[HenryLascelles]

sorry xxx

i smell lol

yer really :D

[HenryLascelles]

i smell bacon.

not really

[02browns]

You got my hopes up... :(

[33399966]

where did you find theys at?

[kirchmaster]

right click your tf2 on steam games list and choose view manual

[leerman22]

i saw that before, just right click the tf2 icon and click view player manual

[ShadowsLight15]

never noticed that before lol

[zingmars]

is there dispenser and teleport manual?

[02browns]

Nope. Although there easy to operate. :)

[fagrenade]

they're*

[02browns]

Thanks mr spell check! :D

[xXTitaniumStudiosXx]

I'm sure the engineer made the manual.

Look at the TF2 Wiki, and then check out his favorite "equation". That might answer your questions about his intelligence.

[FlippieX]

why does a engineer need a manual, he designed it himself, and only operate it himself.......?

[02browns]

lol, that's a good point!

emm, stupid engineers maybe?

[Karhax]

the engineer makes money on the side by selling turrets.

[FlippieX]

of all the things engineers can build, he is selling the turret with the risk of his enemies getting it... low change :P

[CoffeeSquid]

Ha, awesome.

[WestwoodGryphon]

What m I supposed to open it in?

[02browns]

It's a pdf file so you need adobe reader to open it, google search that.

[WestwoodGryphon]

Thanks, it are work now.

[02browns]

Sound like a lolcat! XD

[Gammerman12]

All Your Sentries Are Belong To Me.

[02browns]

O RLY?

[Gammerman12]

YA RLY!

[02browns]

NO WAI!

[Gammerman12]

YA WAI!

[02browns]

ok then.

XD

[Gammerman12]

finaly! that was long

[fxcknaruto]

I wish i read this sooner, i learned the hard way not to fix a sentry at the front...

[02browns]

Yeah I've been killed that way a few times.

[Culte46]

Operating ftw..

[spartan576]

At: 0:17

It's the Dispense-O-Matic NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNND­.

[alexthepure]

What, nine thousand!? There's no way that could be-

Oh, nevermind. It says it right here in the enclosed instruction book XD

[dawinnab]

yay thanks for the manual now my sentry wont be built into a house when fully built o.O

[02browns]

I can't tell you how many times that's happened before i read this!

[chancejones7]

Maybe a spy would fine this and knows how to broke a sentry besides sapping my sentry! lol.

[1upchan]

thanks for pointing out the manual :D last time my engineer made a sentry it became a minivan D:

[02browns]

Ouch! Well read the manual and all will be well.

[Crunchieman]

you morons, its an easter egg. If it was an actual manual it would tell you how to play the game, things like buttons, shortcuts, map names, etc. This is a joke that you will understand once you play the game.

[02browns]

I've been trying to say that, but no one listens, so i gave in.

[Talroth]

"A virtual Easter egg is an intentional hidden message or feature in an object such as a movie, book, CD, DVD, computer program, or video game. The term draws a parallel with the custom of the Easter egg hunt observed in many Western nations."

Putting it in the MANUAL isn't really HIDING it now is it? Therefore, it is NOT an Easter Egg. Is it a joke? Yeah, but not an easter egg.

[02browns]

Fine. I give up.

[02browns]

I changed the title and description, so now no one can complain!

:D

[Talroth]

I'm really really depressed at kids these days. Confusing a MANUAL as an easter egg. You know, there was a time when you were expected to READ a manual before playing. Ah, those were the days, when you got a 400+ page PRINTED manual and you actually had to read most of it to do well in the game. Now there is as much paper in 100 games sold as there was in one when I was a kid.

Yeah for advancement!

[02browns]

FOR THE LAST TIME, IT IS NOT A REAL MANUAL! IT IS AN EASTER EGG, END OF STORY!

I swear your driving me insane!

[Briankealing]

It's not an easter egg.

[DesyncerFB]

not really an easter egg, just the manual

[pointlessmunky]

its a joke knowing that nobody reads the manual so they made it funny so that people would read it.

[winstonpoindexter]

lol all that writeing on how to hit the gun with the wrench :(

[02browns]

and yet some people still don't know how to do that!

[crazyassassinguy98]

Sounds stupid but it is true xD

[OfficerPie]

Also, I want my 41 seconds of life back.

[02browns]

Sorry, all sales are final.

[firepower01]

Well then, I would like to talk with your consumer support staff.

[02browns]

I talked to my manager and unfortunately to his knowledge he doesn't know or think it's possible for someone to return wasted time to someone, especially over the internet.

Sorry about that!

[Lunchmeister695]

Sure you can! All you need is LSD!

[firepower01]

Flux compaxider silly.

[SLOApollo]

Im busy.

[ps3vswiivspspvsds]

??? this was good

[OfficerPie]

It doesn't give ads.. It shows the characteristics of a Sentry gun, and what not. Don't be idiots. It's just a joke.

[808candyman]

yeah, instead of a game manual it gives you sentry gun ads

[nattavision]

Thats not an easter egg, its just the manual, its with the game, everyone has that!

[littlepeter5]

hmm i didnt think that was the easter egg.

just a manual

[Halobotti]

that's a old one.

[veroeremita]

I have watched this befor this video. sympathetic

[Gunsandblades]

nevermind, i accidently selected microsoft word and now for some retarded reason i cant download the origional, its the fucking word document now, and now im pissed, is there a way to change it back so i can finally read this? please respond

[02browns]

The program you need is called adobe reader. Do a google search of that and it will be available for download for free.

[danw087]

Please respond

[Gunsandblades]

what do i use to read this file???

i have it, all i am lacking is a device allowing me to accurately read it, adobe reader?

please, please respond

[psp4lyf3]

does anyone else's computer

beside mine takes 2-3 minutes to join a server with laggs? i have dsl 100 mbps i dont know whats wrong reply me before i format my hardrive

[02browns]

It takes a while to join a server no matter how good your computer or internet is, although the better your hardware the faster it will load.

[TheJagwtf]

join servers with >50 ping (latence) and put all Grafix to Extremelly LOW

[NikoBellic78]

dumbass thats not an easter egg

[Luaparn]

I can't believe they used 9000 in there, ugh...

[02browns]

You mean the over 9000 joke, i never really found that funny in the first place.

[CCMrJones]

easter egg? not seriously

[erobinson]

oh ahah. i ran into this on accident

[RandomGunner]

nice find.

[02browns]

Thank you.

[Focha]

I like very much the visual of the manual!!! :D It´s great. And you don´t need a real manual to play TF2... For Christ sake... just play a while and learn it... Thanks for posting.

Regards.

[Harrunoshi]

i found that easyly but didnt know it was a easter egg lol

[lakeb0dom]

instead of having a real fucking manual,valve considered "this" would be better!

WE NEED A REAL MANUAL!

[godkiler5]

they made this becouze the real manual would be so short it wouldint need a webpage

THE REAL MANIAL: build your sentry,get some metal, bang the sentry untill its LVL3 :D

[wingedserpant]

Yeah for all the people who don't see the hint and have no common sense. The joy of TF2 is finding out how to use the classes on your own. That way you develope you're own style.

[lakeb0dom]

I remember the old times when the games were in big boxes and had many goodies inside.There wasnt collector's edition and shit.And inside there was a huge manual that explained everything.Now these things dont exist anymore.Games are in a plastic box with bad manuals inside,and you have to give 10-20 euros more to buy special edition which has goodies inside.I gave 30 euros for a small plastic box with a small piece of paper and a dvd inside.I think its a disgrace.

[BuggyRacer3000]

Wow, amazing. the manual. Stupid

[Mavi222]

its not an easter egg, this is only funny manual, you can find it when you right click on team fortress 2 in Steam, than select the View manual....

[02browns]

Easter egg/funny manual whatever...

[Mavi222]

Agree :c)) it's only playing with words... :c))

[02browns]

Spy sapping my dictionary!

[Mavi222]

lol! :cDDD

[awkook]

lol

[Furious321]

Erectin' a thesaurus!

[02browns]

Pure Genius!

Have a cookie!

[mezri08]

spy sapping my sandwich xD

[Rachtfn]

...i'm pretty sure that's just a cleverly disquised manual telling tf2 gamers how to properly use their abilities as an engineer

[elendless]

the spy is a lie!!!!!!!!

[widespreadinman06]

Is the cake a spy?

[M30W3R]

That Spy is a CAKE!

[Zekeuro]

no its the cake is a spy

[M30W3R]

THAT CAKE IS A PIE

[Aaron2393]

its really :

The cake is a lie

It's really a pie

Theres a hole in the sky

Though which things can fly

[M30W3R]

SPY SAPPIN MAH SONG!

[M30W3R]

mmm...THIS IS DELICIOUS!

[SniperKitty101]

spy sappin mah pancakes!

[02browns]

I'm pretty sure it is.

[meman456]

no...im pretty sure its not... if it was an easter egg it would be hidden in some way...

[umx48]

it isnt an easter egg. its just a manuel

[Raizo886]

none of you are right, this was joust made for a good laugh, it dosent say how to do stuff with it and should be ingame. or in a folder. it's a joke :)

[Pjuker]

why not just tell people what to do... anyways it is easy to see what to do :D

[02browns]

Your paradoxical statement arouses much confusion in me.

[Furious321]

What he meant was... "Why refrain from providing a statement for other individuals to abide by... aside from that, the concept is quite simple with regard to observing the apparent methods of action in the notions of repairing and/or maintaining a Sentry.

My apologies if the above does not fall within the pervue of your conundrums of philosophy.

[02browns]

I was just trying a light hearted joke but your little speech was good also, well done. And nice quote from meet the engiee vid.

On that note meet the scout video came out today, brilliant!

[Raizo886]

what has this to do with philosophy? :)

[Furious321]

That's for YOU to decide. lol

Ask an engi. :D

[Raizo886]

this is no philosophy xD it's maths and logic ^^

[Kuewt]

Spy sappin my sandwich!

[02browns]

SPY SAPPING MY BABY!

[Furious321]

A typo on page 3: "Rotational Minigun Barrels" has an arrow directed to the rocket magazine, for the 3rd sentry stage.

[02browns]

Very observant!

[Furious321]

^_^

[02browns]

(*_*)

[Furious321]

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[02browns]

That is so awesome!

WHO VOTED YOU THUMBS DOWN?!?!?!?

Don't worry i'll correct it! :D

[mechgeek]

me 2

[BugStyleXX]

SPY SAPPIN' MY SENTRY MANUAL!

[02browns]

SPY SAPPIN' EVERYTHING I CREATE!

[ShatteredFoX]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA SENTRY SAPS YOU!

[T3rm1nalV3locity]

OH SHI* D:

[Furious321]

"Spy sappin' mah Sputnik!"

[lolrusman]

umm i have posters with the excact same stuff

[02browns]

Cool!

[skyscraperXD]

This is the TF2 "Mannual", not an easter egg.

[02browns]

Not a real manual though is it?

[skyscraperXD]

It's not, but u don't consider it as a easter egg as well.

[02browns]

fine...

[Octagonapus]

Oh thanks now i can go build a sentry in my room

[Dezzan]

Yea I have seen it before, its pretty cool :)

[Waychel]

If it wasn't for this video I would have never found this. XD;; LOL

[XPMAD]

where is this hosted?

on the web or does it come with TF2 i dont have it on the PC i want to look at the manual can someone link me up?

[02browns]

I've updated the video description with the link.

[XPMAD]

Superb thanks

[gordan1154]

how u get all those games plz reply

[Anonylulzz]

Um, by buying them I guess...  O_o

[02browns]

head over to steampowered dot com and all the games are there. I suggest buying the orange box, counterstrike source and gmod.

[gordan1154]

oh i was going 2 say u haxed steam

[darkshu12]

lol awesome

[Sinic4]

for some reason i need 2 download something for the manuel?

[02browns]

Probs adobe pdf reader, it reads the format that the manual is saved in.

[egormly]

I LOVE THE MANUAL!

[02browns]

Yeah me too!

[MrNgMichael]

umm not really an easter egg