@geraedmy Chinese girls are not the ugliest people in the world !! it's just you're a gayboy faggot and dont like girls, you like Men You stupid Gayboy!! suck my hotdog cock Gayboy geraedmy!!
her eyes are so masculine.... theyre so small and un-dainty. no wonder SOOOOOO MANY EAST asian women wear those FREAKY circle lenses....yikes. and this video is ridiculous and UNHELPFUL to men. the majority of any kind of man can pick up a chinese women or women of any other nationalities easily...
just walk straight up to them ask them if they suck dick swallow take it up the arse if the answer is no nock em out job done if yes fuck em then bum there brother
@Oddessuss You have to be a little harder with Aussie chicks. Whereas American, Thai, African, Euro and Indian girls generally don't mind the 'nicer' guy, Aussie chicks prefer a bit more of a bad ass, hence why so many dodgy looking Lebo dudes can win over good looking Aussie chicks.
@ace69er One of my mate's gf's friends is this gorgeous 26 yo Aussie chick. You'd melt. Anyway, she just moved in with this 40 year old bald dude with kids. He's not Lebo but he has the typical ethnic bad boy look. Massive body, goatee, tats, tanned, earrings, the works. Why the fuck would she move in with a guy like him? Obviously he's cheering cause he has a hot 26 yo chick under his roof, and ultimately, his command. But why the fuck would she do it? Answer: cause Aussie chicks are stupid.
@controllerbrain you answered the question already ,at 26 she is looking for a little security
at 40 most men have there lives sorted ,good job house or unit nice car , the rest goes hand in hand. chicks love shaved heads and tattoos muscles height is a bones as well as some good looks ,age means nothing these days , at 36 i was living with a stunning 21 year old princes ,i did not last for ever 2 years . but dam we had good sex . ! mine blowing
@450hp202turbo Security might be it, but I wouldn't say he has good looks. He's kinda ugly, like a bulldog's face, but he has all those characteristics.
@controllerbrain Totally agree. Being nice, knowing how to cook asian food, and actually having a job tends to be enough of a good start with a cute asian girl IMO.
Although clubs/pubs bad places to meet aussie girls anyway. Unless you are a tryhard townie.
@ace69er They think they have bigger balls than men. This is where you have to up your game. It can be hard if it's not in you, but that's what you have to do. Be a smart ass, don't give compliments, pretend like you don't give a shit, keep your distance when chatting to them etc.
@controllerbrain Nah not worth the effort. I am NOT like that, also to do so would do my self a grave dishonour! I would rather go without, than compromise my principles. My honour is more important.
Now this young Somali muslim chick in my bank lieks me. I caught her OGLING me 1 day when i was in cut off shorts on a warm day!
I think she wants to turn! I help turn her from that disease called 'Islam'!
Shes cute too! Shares the same name as a certain Somali super Model!
Seriously - I had lunch with the Twins from Hong Kong and they were so nice. Sadly - Americanized Caramel Asian from Mainland - make sure to bring your filipina nanny.
Really ..How to pick up this kind of Chinese girl. Step 1) Own a BMW Step 2) Infiltrate their Karaoke pubs- Step 3) When laughing - gently place your hand do cover your mouth. Step 4) Style your hair to look like Dragon Ball Z. Step 5) End your sentences by saying this - OUI
For more complex Asian women - simply do the following thing - look at other Chinese women and hand over this girl to your red-neck buddy. Make sure he pays
if you were not for your beauty,I'd tell you what an asshole you were,women make it to hard on the nice guys,but some tall , dumb,knuckle dragging 2 baby mama having,not to mention bad credit calls you bitch and 3 drinks later you give him the #.CHIVALRY IS DEAD & WOMEN KILLED IT.& YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL.
See, this is (just one of the reasons) why I love Asian babes. "They'll either think you're really funny or feel sorry for you". Asian women actually like men, which can't be said for most white or black women... (And yes, I'm a white guy married to an Asian babe :o)
I think she's being facitous, however, in accordance with the last example, the sympathy card always work on American women. They love wounded puppy dogs over real men.
asain girls , maybe pretty at 18 or older till they reach 30, then it they change , ever stop and wonder how will she look at 40...go too yro nearest china town, walk arond while..don;t eat the food..no that real bad..if yo ever seen a chinese restrants kitchen..yo;d know why...anyways..look round china town , and check out woman over 35, you will change your mind real fast..then ask your self..could i wake uo,too her every morning for the rest of my life..
As a bilingual Chinese-American woman, I can almost completely guarantee that out of the three suggestions, only "Hello" will work. Everything else actually makes you look like a borderline racist idiot.
@loveerrbody And it's American-Chinese. You do live in America don't you? The American is first. That would be like me going to your country and telling everybody "I love America." But I live in China what fucking sense does that make? NONE! The Mexicans are notorious for saying that dumb shit. They live in America and say oh I love Mexico. Well, if you love Mexico so much then take your fucking ass back to Mexico. Oh it pisses them off when I say it too.
@loveerrbody And it's American-Chinese. You do live in America don't you? The American is first. That would be like me going to your country-China-and telling everybody "I love America" or "America is the best." The Mexicans are notorious for saying that dumb stuff. They live in America and say oh I love Mexico. Well, if you love Mexico so much then take your but back to Mexico. Oh it pisses them off when I say it too.
@loveerrbody As a white guy who really likes Asian girls, I have found that the absolute best pick up line is just "hi." If that doesn't work, give up. But usually it does the trick. Oh, yeah, and smile. Can't imagine how many guys don't smile. Who wants to date a guy who can't smile? I only wish I'd learned all this decades ago.
I catch what you are saying, but remember: China, Japan, and Korea are not the only Asian countries! It is definitely not cool when people act foolish like that, but make sure you cover your bases too! All in all a very good message though :)
Just out of curiosity were those phrases in Cantonese or Mandarin ? Also, do which one of those two languages do Chinese woman prefer to get hit on in? And finally you look incredibly beautiful, sexy, and smart.
I am Asian and I know first hand that all Asian women want white dick. I feel like cutting my wrists everyday. One day I was at a sleep over and all the asian girls there hooked up with white guys and I needed ear plugs to drown out the disgusting eeks and ooohs and aaahs coming from those disgusting asian sluts. I hate them all.
Are you a real Chinese? No you are not. You are a fat american with chinese Parents. To get the most beautiful, sexy and intelligent chinese girls, you just need to join a chinese language course, learn how to introduce yourself and be a good student at your university. Asian girls love clever students, i dont know why. In my Highschool in Germany i never got a girlfriend. Since im studieing at a University with a lot of chinese students together im the hero (i dont know why!)
I'll stick with "hello." Unless I'm missing my mark, most Chinese dialects are tonal, and I'm about as atonal as they get. Never mind a bucket, I can't carry a tune in a U-Haul. I'm sure I'd end up telling her that I sleep with pigs or something.
Plus, even if the girl is of Chinese descent, that's no guarantee that she speaks any of the Chinese dialects.
Instead, I'll just get a kanji tattoo, whose meaning I don't know. That should do the trick.
Being white, it's funny that Asian women hit on me in English. What the fuck is their problem? I'm in China, white guys can speak Chinese too! Dumb asses, stereotyping me because I'm white?
Honestly, I appreciate that white hunting Chinese women will go out of their way to meet me on my my terms (English). I usually continue the conversation in English, despite that my Chinese is better than their English.
Fun fact: 2/3rds of the world is Asian, means you're nothing special, spiteful bitch!!!
Wow so many dislikes! Yeah, I agree this Asian bitch is fat and stupid. Teaching me how to speak Chinese? I prefer Korean girls cunt. This is a pointless video. You fat fuck failed.
@meenle lol ya I could buy and sell you 5 times over. and seeing all your disrespectful comments im assuming from them your like 12 years old. so your opinions dont matter. im far from being broke or desperate. just made a comedic reply and you wanted to be a smart ass about it. so go fuck yourself please.
@tobroke2007 12 years old? hahaha! you are damn stupid. You are broke and desperate, it says on your name fool! I am not a smart ass, I tell the truth about your pathetic low ass broke white life. Face reality idiot.
@meenle meenle I see your just a what we in the real life world call a forum troll a no good living in there parents basement eating donuts pizza and playing world of warcraft with pimples and fat. you have some lame reply to everyone. shouldnt you be jacking off right now to some comic asian porn? wished we could meet face to face and see how much shit you talk kid. Mr big guy on the internet.
@tobroke2007 Every one of those things you said about me is wrong you white fuck! So you are all those things? Bhahahah, I knew it. A broke ass white loser like you would have all those loser features. I don't talk shit, I talk facts about your pathetic life, but here you just did the job for me.
@meenle hmm see you used the world fool. thats a latino's favorite word. I bet your a illegal in the US living in a trailor with 20 other mexicans lol fool! wonder how often you looked out the windows looking for the border patrol lol.
@meenle lol id hope not im married to a chinese girl that would kicked both our asses. and mean no disrespect to you or maker of this video but my wife is 100 times hotter and own's 5 restuarants. so I wouldnt even bother looking in this girls direction.
@meenle you don't need money ass hole it's 4 $ for a chinese slut in china so even if delusional mothafucker like you can not got any at 4$ a pop you'll be ok
well sweety you have to understand that this works both ways. Ive visited shanghai with a friend of mine that owns several Restuarants here in america. I had people taking my picture in shanghai and trying out there english on me and asking questions about me and how to say this and that all time. it just happens people are curious by nature. its just the way we are.and to us you do look Japanese or chinese. just like some of us look american but might be german or french. dont take it personal
When I was in Gui Lin China. Hello worked for me. Luidzou was a little different. The residents had so rarely seen lauwi (westerners) that they almost didn't believe their eyes. One old man almost wrecked his bike looking at the big "alian". The acronym UFO is recognized by a good percentage of Chines and that is sorta what the folks at Luidzou (or is it luidzhou) thought of this foreigner. It was funny.
How to really pick up a girl of any race: "Hello. I have a nice car. I make a lot of money. I will buy you lots of expensive presents. I will put up with your drama and your mother."
@scottadler So sad but so true. Most Girls in general are so materialistic now days. But I'm willing to bet that there are some good ones out there. I have a friend that's been with his girl for like 8 years and hes not rich by any means. There's hope!.
@terran236 Much too late for me. Sigh... There are "some "good ones," but they are not "out there" -- there are so few of them that they are all quickly snapped up. The rest are, in varying degrees and combinations crazy, dramatic, greedy, shallow, sexless, and dumb. Let's hope that intelligent, semi-autonomous female androids appear reach the market -- with the crazy, dramatic, greedy, shallow, sexless, and dumb switches turned OFF.
Sorry but starchingllc is correct, "" You need one thing and one thing only: Being White. "" It is really too bad for me but , very good if you are a white male. Maybe one day I will be blessed with vitiligo.
You will always look like an idiot assuming which country she is from. If you are in an English speaking country, uhh speak English. Hate to impose strict French snobbery rules but if it's good enough for them then it's good enough for us. <3
lol.. this video is so stupid. it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out how to pick up a china girl. like what the top comment said be very very white. fat? ugly? smelly? No problem. being white is pretty much all you need.
Your an idiot , who is that dumb they would believe you, I kno mandarin so I know your a bitch, I wouldn't say you're a 大傻瓜， but i would call you a 大傻逼
if she thinks she is addressing all men (and doing them a favor) - well, in this case she really is a stupid vachina (or, perhaps, a chunt?).
I understand she has had some unpleasant experience with some arrogant laowais and is quite irritated about it, but I despise the way she has decided to deal with her irritation.
there are millions of nice Chinese girls out there. and then, there are millions of the other kind. she is not nice. dui bu dui?
just pay her some tips, all Chinese and Thai women want from foreign men is CASH only, they already have love and sex from their Chinese partner at home.
I can't speak for all of them but so far I've found Asian girls have such big fucking egos. They act like they just won Miss World when they plain as fuck. They think a pair of false eyelashes makes them something special. Most of them want a guy to pay for everything. A lot of them won't cook, clean, or even suck your dick in return. They want you to pay for everything on the date and you won't even get a kiss at the end of the night. They don't care if you're a prick. Just flash that cash.
an asian girl I used to sleep with would get pissed as hell if I didn't buy her drinks at the bar. Then would start pointing out all the other guys buying girls drinks. So I introduced her to one of those guys.. haha She wore fake eyelashes too. And she always acted like she was hot shit! Well except in the morning.
@geraedmy Chinese girls are not the ugliest people in the world !! it's just you're a gayboy faggot and dont like girls, you like Men You stupid Gayboy!! suck my hotdog cock Gayboy geraedmy!!
crazydem75 8 hours ago
why cant i get a china doll with just having alot of money ,like every other girl.
kevlaan9 17 hours ago
Hahahaha.... either way, you're gonna get remembered!!
asdfgoogle 1 day ago
you look like MicheIIe Branch.
Billyboymuzicxpert 1 day ago
say neeehoowww lol .... Chines is way too hard to understand =)
crocopde 2 days ago
her eyes are so masculine.... theyre so small and un-dainty. no wonder SOOOOOO MANY EAST asian women wear those FREAKY circle lenses....yikes. and this video is ridiculous and UNHELPFUL to men. the majority of any kind of man can pick up a chinese women or women of any other nationalities easily...
laemonet 2 days ago
Haha that last one was brilliant! xD
TheChristChris 2 days ago
How to pick up Chinese girls?
I would imagine you need two hands to pick them up unless you have telekinesis or something...
Lach1234 3 days ago
Chinese is the ugliest girl in the world...smelly chink
geraedmy 3 days ago
I wonder if she swallows? ;) .-.-.
vk4akp 4 days ago
@vk4akp I wonder if you have a brain..most likely very low IQ ;-)
jesserosas88 1 day ago
This was hilarious nice vid.
LYF3inHD 4 days ago
Did you copy the morse code starting from 2m50sec?
Line-dot-dot-dot, line-dot-line-dot, dot-dot-line-line, line, dot-line, line-line-dot . :)
superman2000100 5 days ago
um picking up girls is easy
u just grab them and lift them up
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Thankyou and good night
oscarhollywood 6 days ago
Lol I was hoping you advice would be more fool proof lol.
truthisouttheir 1 week ago
you are so funny...
exyzie 1 week ago
She's very angry.....Please don't go postal
curtb47 1 week ago
How to pick up an asian chick ? It's easy actually. Just tie a string to a wonton and you're like 90% there.
DracoAquarian1 1 week ago
我也可以讲中文。可是，，， hello 就好，，，'big watermelon' .......
billaroyamaha2 1 week ago
i hate girls who take 3 min to explain 10 seconds of info.
billaroyamaha2 1 week ago
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nice one, cool...
charissemaelucero 1 week ago
NI SHI BEN DAN!
zingzingpop 1 week ago
I'd like to know how much they weigh before I pick one up.
aussietv2 1 week ago
how to pick up chinese girls? wong ching my ding dong should suffice. If not keep moving!
lockedupabroad1 1 week ago
MY TONGUE IS DRAGGING ON THE GROUND, AND I'M ON THE HUNT...
braxtonhuff 1 week ago
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braxtonhuff 1 week ago
Yeah i wanna try that advice
ndog37 1 week ago
And by the way 你很漂亮 ;)
Oddessuss 1 week ago
Hi wow, your hair looks amazing.
Oddessuss 1 week ago
ASIAN WEMAN ARE SO BEAUTIFUL, I WANT ONE,,
braxtonhuff 1 week ago
@braxtonhuff WAIT ya turn buddy, I was there b4 you!
ace69er 1 week ago
Why 1938?
FrEeDoMaDdIcT88 1 week ago
She might only speak Cantonese, not Mandarin. Especially in NYC.
retron23 1 week ago
just walk straight up to them ask them if they suck dick swallow take it up the arse if the answer is no nock em out job done if yes fuck em then bum there brother
pierrelareux 1 week ago
You just described more than 50% American girls.
paulvideo5 1 week ago
I love your sarcasm, if you ever find yourself in the Philadelphia area hit me up we can share some laughs, im not a physco or whatever
adamcrap 2 weeks ago
I already know how to pick up chinese girls,
and american girls, australian girls, thai girls, african girls, european girls, indian girls .....
Oddessuss 2 weeks ago 6
@Oddessuss HOW do you pick up Aussie girls? I'm Aussie and I can only pick up foreign girls!
ace69er 1 week ago
@ace69er Actually I have the most trouble with aussie girls myself, being well, aussie ;)
Oddessuss 1 week ago
@Oddessuss You have to be a little harder with Aussie chicks. Whereas American, Thai, African, Euro and Indian girls generally don't mind the 'nicer' guy, Aussie chicks prefer a bit more of a bad ass, hence why so many dodgy looking Lebo dudes can win over good looking Aussie chicks.
controllerbrain 1 week ago
@controllerbrain Thats just WRONG! Bloody Lebbos, dont derserve em!
ace69er 1 week ago
@ace69er Not their fault though, Aussie chicks dig them so they take advantage.
controllerbrain 1 week ago
@controllerbrain Well then its their OWN fault, we all know HOW Lebbos treat women! (Especially the Muslim 1s!) They have NO right to complain then!
ace69er 1 week ago
@ace69er One of my mate's gf's friends is this gorgeous 26 yo Aussie chick. You'd melt. Anyway, she just moved in with this 40 year old bald dude with kids. He's not Lebo but he has the typical ethnic bad boy look. Massive body, goatee, tats, tanned, earrings, the works. Why the fuck would she move in with a guy like him? Obviously he's cheering cause he has a hot 26 yo chick under his roof, and ultimately, his command. But why the fuck would she do it? Answer: cause Aussie chicks are stupid.
controllerbrain 1 week ago
@controllerbrain you answered the question already ,at 26 she is looking for a little security
at 40 most men have there lives sorted ,good job house or unit nice car , the rest goes hand in hand. chicks love shaved heads and tattoos muscles height is a bones as well as some good looks ,age means nothing these days , at 36 i was living with a stunning 21 year old princes ,i did not last for ever 2 years . but dam we had good sex . ! mine blowing
450hp202turbo 1 week ago
@450hp202turbo Security might be it, but I wouldn't say he has good looks. He's kinda ugly, like a bulldog's face, but he has all those characteristics.
controllerbrain 1 week ago
@controllerbrain Sad! Bitch should have her OWN $! If shes after a cunt like him for 'security' shes just a GOLD DIGGER!
ace69er 1 week ago
@450hp202turbo BASTARD! ;oP
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@controllerbrain CORRECT! Thank you! YES! Some1 else who GETS it!
Aussie girls are DUMB! They dont know WTF's good for em!
All want 'nice guys' but when they meet em they run a mile!
Well FUCK that! Aussie women, you lose! You lost us to nice, attentive, appreciative foreign women, who know HOW to BE women!
Asians, indians, Afros, ALL ours!
FUCK you!
We dont need your stinky cunts!
ace69er 1 week ago
@controllerbrain Totally agree. Being nice, knowing how to cook asian food, and actually having a job tends to be enough of a good start with a cute asian girl IMO.
Although clubs/pubs bad places to meet aussie girls anyway. Unless you are a tryhard townie.
Oddessuss 1 week ago
@Oddessuss yeah! WTF IS their problem! Even if you just go say hello to them its like, ' Fuck off cunt! WTF do you want?'!
And then they wonder WHY they cant find boyfriends!
ace69er 1 week ago
@ace69er They think they have bigger balls than men. This is where you have to up your game. It can be hard if it's not in you, but that's what you have to do. Be a smart ass, don't give compliments, pretend like you don't give a shit, keep your distance when chatting to them etc.
controllerbrain 1 week ago
@controllerbrain Nah not worth the effort. I am NOT like that, also to do so would do my self a grave dishonour! I would rather go without, than compromise my principles. My honour is more important.
Now this young Somali muslim chick in my bank lieks me. I caught her OGLING me 1 day when i was in cut off shorts on a warm day!
I think she wants to turn! I help turn her from that disease called 'Islam'!
Shes cute too! Shares the same name as a certain Somali super Model!
ace69er 1 week ago
XD Kristi Yamaguchi!
unit74b 2 weeks ago
Seriously - I had lunch with the Twins from Hong Kong and they were so nice. Sadly - Americanized Caramel Asian from Mainland - make sure to bring your filipina nanny.
macrossmatrix 2 weeks ago
Really ..How to pick up this kind of Chinese girl. Step 1) Own a BMW Step 2) Infiltrate their Karaoke pubs- Step 3) When laughing - gently place your hand do cover your mouth. Step 4) Style your hair to look like Dragon Ball Z. Step 5) End your sentences by saying this - OUI
For more complex Asian women - simply do the following thing - look at other Chinese women and hand over this girl to your red-neck buddy. Make sure he pays
macrossmatrix 2 weeks ago
if you were not for your beauty,I'd tell you what an asshole you were,women make it to hard on the nice guys,but some tall , dumb,knuckle dragging 2 baby mama having,not to mention bad credit calls you bitch and 3 drinks later you give him the #.CHIVALRY IS DEAD & WOMEN KILLED IT.& YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL.
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BobLeKatt 2 weeks ago
How to pick up Chinese girls:
1. Be absolutely desperate for anything that moves
MimiTheHamster 2 weeks ago
@MimiTheHamster LMFAOOOO I laughed so hard at that!!! but sadly it's true lol
syrupticious 2 weeks ago
See, this is (just one of the reasons) why I love Asian babes. "They'll either think you're really funny or feel sorry for you". Asian women actually like men, which can't be said for most white or black women... (And yes, I'm a white guy married to an Asian babe :o)
bigglyguy 2 weeks ago
lololololol
DancesOnWind 2 weeks ago
I think she's being facitous, however, in accordance with the last example, the sympathy card always work on American women. They love wounded puppy dogs over real men.
nextstepinhumanevolu 2 weeks ago
I love this woman, is she married?
Jonysocks 2 weeks ago
asain girls , maybe pretty at 18 or older till they reach 30, then it they change , ever stop and wonder how will she look at 40...go too yro nearest china town, walk arond while..don;t eat the food..no that real bad..if yo ever seen a chinese restrants kitchen..yo;d know why...anyways..look round china town , and check out woman over 35, you will change your mind real fast..then ask your self..could i wake uo,too her every morning for the rest of my life..
wildshotsintheair 2 weeks ago
lol Kristi Yamaguchi! I can't believe people are that stupid!
jeremynicole8205 2 weeks ago
the pity part is she thinks she s soooo funny.......and woaw.....im on youtube!!!on tv!!!!!woaow!
jazzy2blue 2 weeks ago
I like asian women, but this bitch is just plain ugly. Probably she gets hit by weirdos and losers.
str8out 2 weeks ago
@loveerrbody hello kittypie
octopielol 2 weeks ago
Most Asian females are whores, especially like this one on the video advertising her ASSet.
jaonthairobber666 2 weeks ago
Easy pussy
maxwamba 2 weeks ago
What did she said?
THEMIRACLENEXTCUBE 2 weeks ago
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whatsgoingon07 2 weeks ago
with both arms
barclosed 2 weeks ago
As a bilingual Chinese-American woman, I can almost completely guarantee that out of the three suggestions, only "Hello" will work. Everything else actually makes you look like a borderline racist idiot.
loveerrbody 2 weeks ago 6
@loveerrbody and you like a a full blown stuck up bitch
MJapan555 2 weeks ago
@loveerrbody And it's American-Chinese. You do live in America don't you? The American is first. That would be like me going to your country and telling everybody "I love America." But I live in China what fucking sense does that make? NONE! The Mexicans are notorious for saying that dumb shit. They live in America and say oh I love Mexico. Well, if you love Mexico so much then take your fucking ass back to Mexico. Oh it pisses them off when I say it too.
lockedupabroad1 1 week ago
@loveerrbody And it's American-Chinese. You do live in America don't you? The American is first. That would be like me going to your country-China-and telling everybody "I love America" or "America is the best." The Mexicans are notorious for saying that dumb stuff. They live in America and say oh I love Mexico. Well, if you love Mexico so much then take your but back to Mexico. Oh it pisses them off when I say it too.
lockedupabroad1 1 week ago
@loveerrbody As a white guy who really likes Asian girls, I have found that the absolute best pick up line is just "hi." If that doesn't work, give up. But usually it does the trick. Oh, yeah, and smile. Can't imagine how many guys don't smile. Who wants to date a guy who can't smile? I only wish I'd learned all this decades ago.
lancs02a 1 week ago
@loveerrbody
Why would it make you look like a borderline racist idiot?
I mean, that's really unfounded.. at least the racist part.. if someone took offense by that they'd have to be pretty sensitive.
WB2RM 5 days ago
Wow she's hot.
bddblade 3 weeks ago
when you actually say what she said in phase,that is"I'm such a dumass",then you'll be punched to be a dumass.don't be fooled.
wellytse009 3 weeks ago
I catch what you are saying, but remember: China, Japan, and Korea are not the only Asian countries! It is definitely not cool when people act foolish like that, but make sure you cover your bases too! All in all a very good message though :)
spuds129 3 weeks ago
HONG KONG PING PONG BEIJING YAO MING
Yumadbro91 3 weeks ago
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Just out of curiosity were those phrases in Cantonese or Mandarin ? Also, do which one of those two languages do Chinese woman prefer to get hit on in? And finally you look incredibly beautiful, sexy, and smart.
lweber557 3 weeks ago
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lweber557 3 weeks ago
Or u Can Say Ni Hao lets go Gets some Sweet&Sour Turtle
MrCwalk666 3 weeks ago
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I am Asian and I know first hand that all Asian women want white dick. I feel like cutting my wrists everyday. One day I was at a sleep over and all the asian girls there hooked up with white guys and I needed ear plugs to drown out the disgusting eeks and ooohs and aaahs coming from those disgusting asian sluts. I hate them all.
brewhip 3 weeks ago
Are you a real Chinese? No you are not. You are a fat american with chinese Parents. To get the most beautiful, sexy and intelligent chinese girls, you just need to join a chinese language course, learn how to introduce yourself and be a good student at your university. Asian girls love clever students, i dont know why. In my Highschool in Germany i never got a girlfriend. Since im studieing at a University with a lot of chinese students together im the hero (i dont know why!)
1989WorldTraveler 3 weeks ago 2
Christy Yamaguchi is not a way to greet someone, it's a person's name LOL
Symphonious7 3 weeks ago
Now i see what i've been doing wrong: greeting them by saying "you washy clothesy?".
konzwambii 3 weeks ago
I'll stick with "hello." Unless I'm missing my mark, most Chinese dialects are tonal, and I'm about as atonal as they get. Never mind a bucket, I can't carry a tune in a U-Haul. I'm sure I'd end up telling her that I sleep with pigs or something.
Plus, even if the girl is of Chinese descent, that's no guarantee that she speaks any of the Chinese dialects.
Instead, I'll just get a kanji tattoo, whose meaning I don't know. That should do the trick.
Izzymandias 3 weeks ago 2
very interesting video,
thanks for posting !
ArseneLupin2009 3 weeks ago
Being white, it's funny that Asian women hit on me in English. What the fuck is their problem? I'm in China, white guys can speak Chinese too! Dumb asses, stereotyping me because I'm white?
Honestly, I appreciate that white hunting Chinese women will go out of their way to meet me on my my terms (English). I usually continue the conversation in English, despite that my Chinese is better than their English.
Fun fact: 2/3rds of the world is Asian, means you're nothing special, spiteful bitch!!!
sirkapzalot 3 weeks ago
Spam
rabbitmickey82 3 weeks ago
She's pretty hot I have to admit..
pvpfollower4life 3 weeks ago
chk John Harris , Jordan Maxwell,Robert Menard Lectures on U Tube ; Peace :
kaplash 3 weeks ago
♦♦♦ ATTENTION ♦♦♦
FUCK TAIWANESE GIRLS... in the ass !
FuckTaiwanShitEater 4 weeks ago
just pull your dick out in china and you should do OK
ericssson 4 weeks ago
@ericssson Fuck you and fuck off.
meenle 3 weeks ago
Just show them your gold credit card.
Aniki1609 4 weeks ago
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Obviously, with chop sticks no ? sorry but it made me laugh.
britturk123 4 weeks ago
Wow so many dislikes! Yeah, I agree this Asian bitch is fat and stupid. Teaching me how to speak Chinese? I prefer Korean girls cunt. This is a pointless video. You fat fuck failed.
meenle 4 weeks ago
@meenle shit id hit it!!!!
tobroke2007 4 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
@tobroke2007 Cuz you are desperate, broke and lowlife retard.
meenle 4 weeks ago
@meenle lol ya I could buy and sell you 5 times over. and seeing all your disrespectful comments im assuming from them your like 12 years old. so your opinions dont matter. im far from being broke or desperate. just made a comedic reply and you wanted to be a smart ass about it. so go fuck yourself please.
tobroke2007 4 weeks ago
@tobroke2007 12 years old? hahaha! you are damn stupid. You are broke and desperate, it says on your name fool! I am not a smart ass, I tell the truth about your pathetic low ass broke white life. Face reality idiot.
meenle 4 weeks ago
@meenle meenle I see your just a what we in the real life world call a forum troll a no good living in there parents basement eating donuts pizza and playing world of warcraft with pimples and fat. you have some lame reply to everyone. shouldnt you be jacking off right now to some comic asian porn? wished we could meet face to face and see how much shit you talk kid. Mr big guy on the internet.
tobroke2007 4 weeks ago
@tobroke2007 Every one of those things you said about me is wrong you white fuck! So you are all those things? Bhahahah, I knew it. A broke ass white loser like you would have all those loser features. I don't talk shit, I talk facts about your pathetic life, but here you just did the job for me.
meenle 4 weeks ago
@meenle
Someone's over-compensating quite a bit.
michamus 3 weeks ago
@meenle hmm see you used the world fool. thats a latino's favorite word. I bet your a illegal in the US living in a trailor with 20 other mexicans lol fool! wonder how often you looked out the windows looking for the border patrol lol.
tobroke2007 4 weeks ago
@tobroke2007 Latino? Bhahahah, you made my day! You are just so bloody stupid. Hey broke white ass, go suck your daddy's cock and make some money.
meenle 4 weeks ago
@meenle ya your prob speaking from exsperience!
tobroke2007 3 weeks ago
@tobroke2007 No i am speaking from your experience. Go suck a cock, you deserve it.
meenle 3 weeks ago
@meenle na ILL let you swallow that all by yourself. good to bed! school in morning!
tobroke2007 3 weeks ago
@tobroke2007 I am not the broke one, you are. You swallow, your dad will pay you.
meenle 3 weeks ago
@meenle last word. I win!
tobroke2007 3 weeks ago
@tobroke2007 you're such a stupid loser. You lose!
meenle 3 weeks ago
@meenle just refuse to argue with Forum trolls.
tobroke2007 3 weeks ago
@tobroke2007 In fact, not even this girl would wanna hit on you.
meenle 4 weeks ago
@meenle lol id hope not im married to a chinese girl that would kicked both our asses. and mean no disrespect to you or maker of this video but my wife is 100 times hotter and own's 5 restuarants. so I wouldnt even bother looking in this girls direction.
tobroke2007 4 weeks ago
@tobroke2007 Dude, stop dreaming your shitty life, but you are a broke white ass. Get over it.
meenle 4 weeks ago
@meenle you don't need money ass hole it's 4 $ for a chinese slut in china so even if delusional mothafucker like you can not got any at 4$ a pop you'll be ok
ericssson 4 weeks ago
@ericssson You must be a desperate fool who can't get any in the US so you come to China. You're the delusional idiot motherfucker.
meenle 4 weeks ago
@ericssson Damn you're 35? You are such an old fat fuck you don't even deserve Chinese pussies. Best thing for you is to get a African pussy instead.
meenle 4 weeks ago
woof
BobLeKatt 1 month ago
chinese girls only come to their master ,so you should throw a pokeball at them
jika12 1 month ago 29
@jika12 ROFLMAO!!!!!!
dreday1234 3 weeks ago
@jika12 AHAHAHAHA!!!
UgoPS 3 weeks ago
@jika12 Ahahahahaha omg lol
GT18OY 2 weeks ago
And you would want a girl to feel sorry for you because... ...? Come on, enlighten me.
Ojokernegro 1 month ago
well sweety you have to understand that this works both ways. Ive visited shanghai with a friend of mine that owns several Restuarants here in america. I had people taking my picture in shanghai and trying out there english on me and asking questions about me and how to say this and that all time. it just happens people are curious by nature. its just the way we are.and to us you do look Japanese or chinese. just like some of us look american but might be german or french. dont take it personal
tobroke2007 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
When I was in Gui Lin China. Hello worked for me. Luidzou was a little different. The residents had so rarely seen lauwi (westerners) that they almost didn't believe their eyes. One old man almost wrecked his bike looking at the big "alian". The acronym UFO is recognized by a good percentage of Chines and that is sorta what the folks at Luidzou (or is it luidzhou) thought of this foreigner. It was funny.
repalmore 1 month ago
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! so delectably Chinese. I guess Ni hau (with the correct tones) is WAY out the question!
Sumibraxis 1 month ago
我是个大傻瓜？不会吧
Imhavingadream 1 month ago
1) You're not pretty, you're beautiful.
2) Could you do the second phrase again, but slow down the syllables so that we can appropriately mimic what the heck you said?
gilgamesh777amg 1 month ago
asian girls outclass the rest of the female population of the planet. in.every.single.way.
maziku 1 month ago
Kristi Yamaguchi to you too.
magicallyDelicious 1 month ago 10
How to really pick up a girl of any race: "Hello. I have a nice car. I make a lot of money. I will buy you lots of expensive presents. I will put up with your drama and your mother."
scottadler 1 month ago 2
@scottadler So sad but so true. Most Girls in general are so materialistic now days. But I'm willing to bet that there are some good ones out there. I have a friend that's been with his girl for like 8 years and hes not rich by any means. There's hope!.
terran236 1 month ago
@terran236 Much too late for me. Sigh... There are "some "good ones," but they are not "out there" -- there are so few of them that they are all quickly snapped up. The rest are, in varying degrees and combinations crazy, dramatic, greedy, shallow, sexless, and dumb. Let's hope that intelligent, semi-autonomous female androids appear reach the market -- with the crazy, dramatic, greedy, shallow, sexless, and dumb switches turned OFF.
scottadler 1 month ago
White men are very lucky ! Be good to her and she will love you forever !
regulaterrr 1 month ago
@regulaterrr or until she drains you of everything you have. Or until her income matches yours and she can no longer "look up" to you.
scottadler 1 month ago
@scottadler Sad but true !!!!
regulaterrr 1 month ago
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Sorry but starchingllc is correct, "" You need one thing and one thing only: Being White. "" It is really too bad for me but , very good if you are a white male. Maybe one day I will be blessed with vitiligo.
regulaterrr 1 month ago
You will always look like an idiot assuming which country she is from. If you are in an English speaking country, uhh speak English. Hate to impose strict French snobbery rules but if it's good enough for them then it's good enough for us. <3
Kdnce 1 month ago
lol.. this video is so stupid. it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out how to pick up a china girl. like what the top comment said be very very white. fat? ugly? smelly? No problem. being white is pretty much all you need.
MarshallTheHerd 1 month ago
i mean l()# {}* %%@":> you.
fdsaks 1 month ago
My personal favorite: Me love you long time.
broshd 1 month ago
Your an idiot , who is that dumb they would believe you, I kno mandarin so I know your a bitch, I wouldn't say you're a 大傻瓜， but i would call you a 大傻逼
john14769 1 month ago
怎么搞一个中国女人？ too easy 有钱就行， most real Asians only care about财产， bitch I can tell right now you are 富二代， but yea , you are 很漂亮
john14769 1 month ago
god she's sexy when she spoke the 2nd chinese phrase. the last one sounds kinda grating to my ears......uuughhhh!
aznsketcher 1 month ago
I'M OFFENDED THAT YOU CALLED AND FUCK YOU
cunt3d 1 month ago
if i saw a girl approach me and say in her words: "I'm an idiot!" then smile, i would probably turn around in my place 180 degrees and keep walking
MrJackThompson 1 month ago
asian girls are willing to be your sex slaves as long as you are white. No filtering process required. lol
MarshallTheHerd 1 month ago
She's not Chinese. She's American.
tobyluke1 1 month ago
Im asain and can't even say that nonsense
93fuelslut 1 month ago
i think this girl she just want to call the attention
mekoskitecho 1 month ago
You guys don't seem to be doing the right thing. That's why your not getting any. Lol
LoveStephC 1 month ago
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LoveStephC 1 month ago
Lies... I said that stuff and got slapped...
kakasaka 1 month ago
thank you i will try it
SolidGoldKalashnikov 1 month ago
Chinese girls are mean .
dragonworld2008 1 month ago
chinese women like to try to control too much. as u can tell. they want it all there way. japanese are full of respect. (:
Nuggett0331 1 month ago
if she thinks she is addressing all men (and doing them a favor) - well, in this case she really is a stupid vachina (or, perhaps, a chunt?).
I understand she has had some unpleasant experience with some arrogant laowais and is quite irritated about it, but I despise the way she has decided to deal with her irritation.
there are millions of nice Chinese girls out there. and then, there are millions of the other kind. she is not nice. dui bu dui?
swttwkr 1 month ago
EASY!!!!!
just pay her some tips, all Chinese and Thai women want from foreign men is CASH only, they already have love and sex from their Chinese partner at home.
2011lsk1 1 month ago
I can't speak for all of them but so far I've found Asian girls have such big fucking egos. They act like they just won Miss World when they plain as fuck. They think a pair of false eyelashes makes them something special. Most of them want a guy to pay for everything. A lot of them won't cook, clean, or even suck your dick in return. They want you to pay for everything on the date and you won't even get a kiss at the end of the night. They don't care if you're a prick. Just flash that cash.
mrsxierox9 1 month ago 2
@mrsxierox9
an asian girl I used to sleep with would get pissed as hell if I didn't buy her drinks at the bar. Then would start pointing out all the other guys buying girls drinks. So I introduced her to one of those guys.. haha She wore fake eyelashes too. And she always acted like she was hot shit! Well except in the morning.
btaylorbmx 1 month ago
@mrsxierox9 Which Asian women are you talking about? This video is about Chinese women. The only Asian women I find least attractive are Indians.
maranatha2000 1 month ago
Go to a casino
Sit at the Pai Gow table with at least $5000
Chinese Woman will flock to you
thepostfk 1 month ago