I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock

[augizz]

watched it like for 10 times

[cryemoday]

"Im staying, finishing my coffee... enjoying my cofffee" yeh man.. hahahahahahha

[astaniacaputo]

Notice when the Dude throws his change on the table...a joint falls out of his pocket and he quickly picks it back up. A great small detail.  "A real reactionary...."

[Layne77Staley]

FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!

[IronXum]

"Forget about the fucking toe". Instant classic

[stephenvincent1963]

Ive got buddies lyin face down in the mud so you can watch you tube.

[WESTover7740]

"I'm finish''n m'coffee...........enJOY'n m'coffee." LOL...kills me everytime.

[joker52mlb]

John Goodman stole this movie.

[c0deification]

The only thing walter was right about the entire movie.

[TheWIBoiler]

The crazy thing about the movie is that Walter turns out to be right by the end of it.

[rbh1138]

@TheWIBoiler But the dude was right first, Walter latched on to what the Dude says earlier on. About a young woman in the parlance of our times, she owes money all over town. That whole scene.

[TheAnchor78]

"there are ways, Dude, you don`t wanna fuckin know about!"

[Thater821]

that wasn't her toe dude

i'm staying

[debunker1905]

You're such an asshole Walter!

[rickumali]

"That's just the stress talking man!"

[87images1]

John Goodman took 4 peoples pinky toe.

[UntilWeMeetAgainVic]

I really enjoy my right to SCREAM IN FAMILY RESTAURANTS!!!!!!!!!!!

[sebbe91]

8< "I can get you a toe, dude..."

[jelzap]

You finish your coffee Walter

[meatlover305]

4 people didn't finish/enjoy their coffee

[Dfrogman]

"I'm finishin' my coffee, enjoyin my coffee"

[gagatep450]

walter was always right but the way he says things was always fucked up.

[blackbombs]

Best part 1:29 when he accidentally pulls his weed out too.

[xbritbrutalx]

"I'm stayin'."

[66ott7]

Oh please dear...?

[herbienbrian2]

huh, I never noticed the joint that slipped out of the dudes pocket as he was putting his money on the table.

neat!

[jt354]

Enjoyin' my coffee...

[Sean5eannery]

...with nail polish.

[IvanInTheHat]

fucking germans..nothing changes

[Slikrik1212]

There are so many but I think this is my favorite Goodman scene in the movie. "You want a toe?, I'll get you a toe..."

[chunkygofunky]

Somebody shouldve said that to David haye. FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MisterApathy]

They're eating her... and then they're gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

[bamboneski]

FUCKING AMATEURS

[Ichiboy900]

"I will not abide another toe" funny how the antagonist doesn't "abide".

[UPSLynx]

John Goodman is so brilliant in this scene. He plays it perfectly. The way he discredits the dude's questions while acting like a total child.... masterful work.

[JoshuaMouncer]

"Forget about the fucking toe!" :P

[OneTrueEdge]

Enjoyn' my coffee.

[jhallpk]

fucking amateurs

hahaha

[TheJake0011]

lol love walter

[RastaIsAStateOfMind]

Enjoying my coffee.

[Rusty13JB]

I wonder if Walter could really get a toe.

[ApolloniaCorleone72]

@Rusty13JB oh he could get a toe...

[zombieslayer9775]

with polish.......

[jobu88]

Fucking amateurs.....

[bamboneski]

now so far we have...what appears to me... to be a series of victimless crimes

[ryxxx12345]

4 people are missing a toe

[SunnySBBarbaraB]

I have to have all of Walter's lines memorized by friday. THANK GOD FOR THIS VIDEO.

[elreno654]

Enjoying my coffee...

[pharmokan]

im stayin. finishin my coffee.

[plitas]

"FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE" >=( "Excuse me, sir"... Ô.Ô

Walter is awesome xD

[DonRMB]

3 people died faced down in the MUCK!.. and they didnt finish their coffee either..

[theblazed24seven]

lol with nail polish!!

[ikefootball75]

whats awesome about this movie is that ultimatley walter is right about everything

[cavs608]

im stayin. enjoying my coffee

[1212studiosGTA]

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon...With Nail Polish haha fuckin amatures

hahahaha John Goodman is the best character in this movie

[dysonshowtime]

weirdest thing; that music that plays in the background is also used in fear and loathing in las vegas.

[jok99teez]

@dysonshowtime - that is actually a very nice catch. Spot on!

[66ott7]

cmon Walter, This isn't a first amendment thing...

[sk8smoke21]

my fav scene of the movie.Forget about the fuckn toe!

[GreenMan09x]

im staying.....finishing my coffee.......enjoying my coffee hahaha classic

[Saebeck32]

Is the dude holding her toe in the family restaurant at 0:09? I can't tell.

[GreenMan09x]

@Saebeck32 no its not the actually toe, the Dude is just showing the size of it with his fingers.

[debunker1905]

@Saebeck32 yes lol

[thewhofan99]

"I'm finishing my coffee" lol

[H3r3Com3sTh3Sun]

FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!

[soxobama3000]

Im stayin

[Nintendoman851]

FUCKIN AMATURES!

[ApocalypseLycan]

OUR BASIC FREEDOMS!

[midatlanticcycle]

walter's fist slam on the counter is priceless. 

[erturkish]

somebody please can tell me the backin song title at the video s beginnin?

[Syotica]

the guys face behind walter @ 1:43 PRICELESS

[hershysquirts187]

OH PLEASE DEAR

[drudometkin]

fuckin dipshit with a 9 toed women

[horrorflesh]

hahaha - love the way hes desriping how to polish the nail and then cut it off...arggggg hahahahaha. Fuck its a frekin great movie - GREATNESS !!!!

[svahdat]

"Supreme Court has roundly rejected Prior Restraint."

Walter really knows his Constitutional Rights.

[coyoteatquiznos]

@svahdat OUR BASIC FREEDOMS!

[Guigley]

"They send us a toe, they expect us to shit ourselves with fear." One of his best lines.

[anon6952]

I love the way he says "Jesus Christ"

[iotaminnesota]

hahahah fuckin amateurs..

i love how he says that about the nihilists too

[doublethumpbass89]

"FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE" LOL I SAY THIS ON A DAILY BASIS

[twotonguestalking713]

2 people had buddies who died face down in the muck.

[ionutthedog]

@twotonguestalking713 no, dude, that means they are walter. ---> 2 people didn't have buddies who died face down in the muck

[MrBrianhi]

Walter's  reaction when the waitress walks up is classic!!!

[RonniiV]

The only thing Walter was right about in the entire movie.

[williamfstackjr]

I'm the dude!

[ibycoolboy]

GOD DAMMIT

[UngratefulLiving420]

Hahahaha I love how she flinches when Walter says "Lady I got buddies that died FACE DOWN in the muck"

That def makes this scene

[BigStick3456]

Walter, they peed on my rug!

[92Sevv]

You know...Walter makes the most sense out of the entire movie...

[OmarAlQaseer]

*sigh* That wasn't her toe, Dude.

[Marguerite21]

"FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!" XD & LOL. Jeff Bridges is funny but John Goodman is the funniest since he steals the show.

[MegaDhproductions]

Camel toe

[FaeriePrincesse]

I don't know why I find this scene more hilarious with the Tammy Tammy song. Also reminds me of Superbeasto.

WTF's up with that song anyway?

[ibycoolboy]

there gonna kill her then their gonna kill me OH MY GODDDDDDD!

[spongebobpoopantz]

"...enjoying my coffee"

[c4r50n1]

I love the way Walter says "Man" well, he doesn't really say man, he says "Meun" lolz

[king802]

Walter was right the whole time...if you think about it.

[alehizzle]

@king802 I was just thinking the same thing, haha.

[EVPK]

@king802 he was right about EVERYTHING

watch the movie again

[PatriciaRamoss]

Veja o vídeo: O Segredo do Poder e da Conquista

[sreejesh21]

Where did the toe disappear after the dude shows it to walter ???

[SilasWolfe]

@sreejesh21

He was looking at it in the limo with the real Lebowski. Then it changes scenes to the diner where the Dude has just finished explaining the situation to Walter.

[jcflip1]

@sreejesh21

he doesn't show walter the toe, watch it again

[be1here1now]

best film of all time! man.

[metallifreak77]

@be1here1now Yea, well, that's like your opinion, man. I adore this film!

[elvaelvirababe]

*sigh* sadly that's me & my brother bickering.

[mindbodylightsound10]

lol i've been looking for this scene for a while. thanks for uploading.

[Silko3000]

FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE

[shinystuffff]

I love how casual The Dude is with the joint that falls out of his pocket.

[SuperAkebono]

that's just the stress talking

[GratuitousWhimsy]

I love the way Walter says "man"

[SuperJackburton1]

@GratuitousWhimsy I was thinking the same thing!!!! Hahahaha

[silentbob53]

the funniest thing about Walter sounding like such a retard in all of his arguments about the kidnapping is that he was right the entire time. the dude was out of his element haha

[FrukSkoFcsae]

walter knows whats up

[navafsar]

OH plz dear?

[kalibos]

WITH nail polish.

[OtisWild]

Enjoyin' my coffee...

[noahmennie]

FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!

[maloyas]

fucking amateurs......

[PoseidaDelAlba]

i love how everytime walter starts talking about vietman the dude gets up and leaves the room.

[josemartinez629]

Thats just the stress talking man. Go find a stranger in the Alps

[tiagob0592]

FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKIN' TOE!!

[dhide14]

This affects all of us MAN!

[daussib]

I GOT BUDDIES WHO DIED FACE DOWN IN THE MUCK SO THAT YOU AND I COULD ENJOY THIS FAMILY RESTAURANT!

[DeterminationForever]

Walter was right the whole time.

[WestPictures]

That's not her toe. - Best statement ever

[Leatherbubba]

FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!

[likemyball]

now so far we have, what appears to me to be a series of victimless crimes

[s0uled0ut]

@likemyball

What about the toe?!!

[blacklab27]

@s0uled0ut Forget about the F*$&(# toe ! ):O lol

[MrLunafied]

@likemyball What about the toe?

[luarionte]

The funny thing is that Walter was right!!! lol

[GeddyYeti2112]

@luarionte Walter was right about mostly everything. Mostly...

[s0uled0ut]

Shomer fucking Shabbas!

[tataso]

jajaja sublime !!!!

[srf271]

Notice the joint that the dude drops on the couter with his money. Too funny! I swear I know that guy.

[HandsomeDynamite]

@srf271 I never noticed that! Fuckin' A, man.

[ITAMrPink]

@srf271 Mind if I do a J?

[AlphaGinga]

@srf271 I've done that before, but with a condom.

[Nikzbitz]

Sup, to those who found this video on roosterteeth.

[joeleato]

i was just looking for this clip.... uploaded today..lulz, amazing...fucking amateurs ^_^