Freeman's Mind: Episode 28 (Half-Life Machinima)

[Petrico94]

freeman still isnt the best gun user, he doesnt use iron sights. Must be a shitty trained army

[Zangamarth]

@Petrico94 Doesn't need them either, by the looks of it.

[RisaGaming]

It's better to follow the advice of a half liar instead of making completely random decisions... What is that?

*missile passes by*

JESUS CHRIST! NEXT STOP RIGHT HERE! YOU CAN HAVE THE TRAM!

[contributer1]

Anyone notice the paint on the wall sayinh yore dead freeman spelt it wrong, they spelled yore instead of you're

[naughtypagan72]

owls cant read your mind freeman

[MissJellyCube]

"This sounds like a job for Ambassador Pineapple."

[contributer1]

anyone notice the paint that said your dead freeman was yore instead of your

[FoundYourCar]

@contributer1 *you're

[contributer1]

@FoundYourCar i spelled the last your wrong lol it was you're, thanks

[DJPandaSlapper]

"No more piracy for me.." SEE?! Even Gordon Freeman hates SOPA!

[RJHTommy]

@DJPandaSlapper dude you got it wrong

[ARProductions2010]

"Ahh the mrs of the house"

I lol'ed

[Jice151]

Day 34: Still did not find Freeman's gold.

[theL0SINGteam]

@Jice151 just press Ctrl + F then type it in... not hard :p

[Jice151]

@theL0SINGteam tried I still didn't find the gold he buried...

[SpazzOwtz]

What is that? JESUS CHRIST, you just wrecked my train of thought lol.

[yoigot2tailslol]

3:30

[yoigot2tailslol]

1:04 favorite part

[asparagusoffice]

I like seeing Freeman's face in the suggestions as I'm listening to him...

"MAYBE I SHOULD KILL EVERYONE, JUST ON PRINCIPLE."

[HarryIsTheGamingGeek]

Eddy can get you cleaned human skulls and fake ID's?! Wow. I already like him!

[noblegamer47]

i like ambassater pinnapple



[imlol18]

Wow it took me so many years to notice that the military spelled "you're" wrong...

[TangerineWizard123]

@imlol18 Dumbass americans haha

[imlol18]

@TangerineWizard123 Racist fuck.

[alenblake38g]

This is a "racial" video. =p

[LilDevil123156]

the military cant spell ^^ Haha 3:32

[brainamp]

There is no society of anthropomorphic fraud people living in the sewer framing you Freeman, you're just being paranoid

[tinlab]

jesus christ, next stop, right here!

[Jack0vAllTrades]

You're not the main character of a popular Machinima series on the internet Freeman, you're just being paranoid

[smbzfan2]

I think Freeman and Cave Jhonson would be great buddies.

[jesusfields35]

So� Odd responses for this video yet again.

[peerse1]

ambassador pineapple for the president of the armory 2012!

[bryanstudios055]

5:29 was the funniest part ever.

[tamama150]

Use your grenade to move the explosives :D

[fortzasteaua1234]

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[christishable]

i looove this episode, holy mother

[GiggitySpam]

"Sales are going well."

[TheWitcherFanboy]

This is fucking gold.

[hardstylejunky100]

They know my name!! Fuuuuuuck!

[OrpoPoika666]

"YORE DEAD FREEMAN" riiiiiiigth...

[elitezombieslayer129]

143 people weren't willing to share their problems.

[lunertexcosmo]

This is one of the only things online that makes me GENUINELY laugh these days.

[rundom32]

but what, embassador pineapple exploded, so how can he be elected president in 2012?

[Harzzaa]

143 people called Freeman paranoid

[Diana8453]

Anyone else notice they spelled Freeman's name wrong the first time?

[InvisableINC]

4:04 JESUS CHRIST!!

[minftig]

Ambassador pineapple lol

[Akilik135]

Did anyone else jump when the Rocket swooshed past Freeman?! And his reaction, "JESUS CHRIST" was just amazingly funny!

[JamesR624]

@Akilik135 I thought what made it funny was the nonchalant curious attitude right before the rocket; "...like I have been. What is that?-*FOOOMMM!!!*-JESUS CHRIST!"

[MsVictorieh]

these videos, complete me.

[ThunderCavalier]

Jim: Hey, Todd! Where do you want me to place all of these highly explosive and flammable crates?

Todd: Put it by the elevator.  Not like anyone's gonna be using it later.

[ZAckE96]

Best coment at 5.33 "follow my edvice and die just like me huha"

[KurtKokaine1]

4:03 - funniest moment in this series in a loonnng time. XDXDXDXD

[myuutsuuCMCE]

Oh shiit!!, they know my name… faaaaack…! XD

[Hangmanl]

Today's Special:

Mouth of 12 gauge!

[peerse1]

like this comment if you gonna vote/ voted for ambassador pineapple for president of the armory!

[EpikToest]

i just realized. aren't you hungry?

[KurtKokaine1]

@EpikToest nah, he had a bag of trippy Doritos a while back. He'll be fine til he makes it to the next vending machine (or anit-scurvy machine if you will).

[mroovax]

Aha! The miss of the house! xD

[TheFlammableGas]

Yore so fucking funny!

[imadefrumpy]

God damni...

If I see this Rayman ad ONE MORE FUCKING TIME.

[clancamper]

@imadefrumpy ur pissed of quz of a rayman ad?!

I HAVE TO DEAL WITH CHRISTMAS PRESENT ADS

and uuh... yea...

I HAVE A DOCTORS DEGREE

[Jspyster]

6:12  Hoot.

[goteg]

Harold Parker? Someone's from the North Andover area....

[Reanimated4now]

transcribe say you say:

'haim unstoppable, what bowel!'

'all right at the controls of alcohol way and arts what was soldiers waiting to see read me.'

[Glorfindel9357]

wat

[AccursedSniper]

I love turning the the Transcribe audio function on to see what he says. this episode in particular is hilarious.

[kolers02]

2:57-3:20. Freeman, great sales man? Well, at least he's funny

[Ezio6781]

Time for ambassador pineapple

[SturkMaster]

those 5 guys ARE still alive, your just being paranoid

[sdkudrgn99]

"SURRENDER FREEMEN"

Apparently the military/aliens don't know how to spell Gordon's last name.

[RoyalBarrel]

@sdkudrgn99 "YORE DEAD FREEMAN" They learned... But once they learned they shoved "you're" right out.

[ENEMYAC130ABOVE100]

how do you put the weapon down?

[19LordOfShadows96]

HEAD CRABS :D

[madman101ish]

i luv the irony at the end XD

[GahYouWin]

@ 2:10 missle says NaSa

[ROBOCOP603]

OMG IT GOES UP AND IT DOESN'T EVEN SNAP, THIS IS AMAZING!

[TheNamelessNamekian]

i don't like how liberal this guy is with rockets in this tunnel

to accurately assess the load bearing stress of rockets on this tunnel

[bungiedude99]

yore just being paranoid

[DaftOtaku1]

@bungiedude99 'yore'

What?

[teeworldadict]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL 4:05

[teeworldadict]

noooo pirate mode off :(

[Rycalla15]

The series isn't not hilarous Freeman, "yore" just being paranoid

[Bballguy1121]

Did that just shut the door on me? But I'm a great salesman!

[homestar118]

Ambassador Pineapple 2012

[smexypapayas]

"Your dead.... wow! I can't even make fun of that." :)

[Pnomnom]

yore... THAT NOT HOW U SPELL YOUR

[abc123unmegrrl]

@Pnomnom I hope you were joking... It's "you're"

[EdwardJamesCastSly]

@Pnomnom your... THIS IS NOT HOW YOU SPELL YOU'RE

[BoomBoy13]

Ambassador Pineapple

[BossPanzer]

"Nobody is following you on the streets Freeman, you're just being paranoid. "

[VannahWilson]

Hah, "I'm starting to think this isn't a rescue operation."

Well you would've figured that out sooner if you'd been listening to that scientist several episodes back…but no, you were too busy talking to yourself. *sigh* *shakes head*

Lol.

[VannahWilson]

"It smells like a vomitorium in here."

It smells like an entrance or exit passage in an amphitheater?

[skeeter749]

XD rocky the rocket ranger

[SubC2991]

he should make t-shirts with some of the best lines on them like 'MEET AMBASSADOR PINEAPPLE' and 'NO I DONT KNOW WHO ATE ALL THE DONUTS' :D

[adengtg]

embassador pinapple lol :)

[Tylerpowell1]

Aliens are among us - watch the premiere of RCVR now!

[HeatherBrasherXD]

There aren't really 143 dislikes, Freeman. Your just being paranoid.

[0Shadianna0]

Whoever dislikes this your seriously stupid, -.-. THIS IS FUNNY AS FUCK!@

[joeylawn36111]

This episode (and especially the Pirate one before it) IMO is some of his best work. Love the part where he talks about the buried gold in the state forest,

[kiarorin]

Wow, how many languages does Gordon know?

[413deadmau5]

LMAO AMBASSADOR PINEAPPLE

[Hogasofa]

Iam not like those jaba the hut basterds in walmart lolol

[romarpatacsil]

lol at 9:25 sees an elevetor, goes up and he thinks it's head for the surface but after that sees e..xx...p..l..o...s..i..v.....­..e..s! WHAT?! EXPLOSIVES??? SO they don't really want you to escape? THESE MILITARY PERSONNEL DOES HAVE BRAINS!

GOD! no escape now? How about....BUY YOURSELF A CUP OF COFFEE! relax! GODDDA---- YOU'RE NOTHING OR NOT RELLY NOTHING! SOLDIERS PLANS FOR YOU TO DIE! NOT TO E-S-C-A-P-E!

[conrad3867]

is that thing you some about gold being buried in that park based off some other real crazy rumor

[Badgaldinger]

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you.

[liamtheproducer]

i knew freeman was smart but also bilingual? he knows German and Indian?

[zeromaster212]

@liamtheproducer wouldn't that make him TRIlingual?

[SlimAndy95]

@liamtheproducer spanish aswell

[wolfen1113]

@amdersRU1 hoot hoot

[okey26]

"The mail man isn't spying on you,Freeman your just being paranoid".

[xxlCortez]

STOP, I COMMAND YOU TO STOP! FREEMAN COMMAND YOU TO STOP! THE BEARER OF THE BEARD COMMAND YOU TO STOP!

[SuperMeowman123]

"either thats a hit or he's a good actor..." LOLED SO HARD

[TheConnerCc]

make a dead island machinama? IF their isn't one

[Badgaldinger]

Wait, doesn't Rosenberg have a beard?

[pas3741]

"either thats a hit or hes a really good actor" LMFAO

[PizzaPirateNinja8128]

"You just wrecked my train of thought." What an AWFUL pun!

[AndersRU1]

so what every one who's watching this... is owls?

[AnimeLoverLukara]

I like how my hair flew up with the wind from the first rocket... damn that was a close call to a headshot

[swedencookies1]

May I have one of those free samples?

[sugarkitty121]

When he says "Elevator!" and jumps in the air, he talks like the fish guys from Finding Nemo, that would make all those crazy shapes >3>

[machiner6]

It's so amusing seeing the fake Freeman's mind episodes right under the real ones with the SAME NUMBERS!!

[Trybut3]

GO AMBASSADOR PINEAPPLE!!!!

[DrShadowify]

Oh my god it goes up and doesnt even snap! This is amazing! (gets to the top and sees the explosives) what?

[luispick]

Freeman is a honest man, he saw that militar-guy and he didnt kill him :)

hes just using Auto-defense x)

[ANIM0SI7Y]

Lmfao, "Follow my advice and you'll die just like me! Hehah!"

[Trybut3]

@ANIM0SI7Y T-SHIRT MATERIAL!

[JUGGERNAUGHTIFY]

95boboman lol fukin hilarious

[95boboman]

I don't know what's worse: the fact that Freeman has death threats written on walls;or that the guy(s) writing them can't spell for shit.

[Guyver2391]

Hooray for Ambassador Pineapple :D solving all the worlds problem with a bang

[toressm]

More Cap'n Goatbeard Freeman!!!!!!

[JohnnySpykeGaming]

143 people got their minds read by owls

[JohnnySpykeGaming]

whats that JESUS CHRIST

[legendario13]

take my advice and you will die just like me huahua!!!!

[qwertypoopbath]

Hooray, things are finally going my way!

.....there's an explosive in the way

[Mangaman1100]

9:32 O_O

Y'know, all of a sudden roaming aimlessly in the dark catacomb of a lab doesn't seem so bad...

[poofartass]

143 people weren't represented by ambassador pineapple :))

[nairbsille]

I live in MA! looks like im going to harold parker state forest!

[AnimeLoverLukara]

what train of thought?

[TheRealDoctorBonkus]

Holy shit at 4:04!

[jayroboy18]

Yeah Ambassador Pineapple

[MariktheGunslinger]

A hundred and three people don't dislike the video Gordon, you're just being paranoid.

[motherfan55]

They should at least load the video while you watch the ads.

[zeekyzoid]

xDDDD that voice when he was making fun of people who say to follow their advice...omg :D

[Sulaco117]

i wonder what his 30,00$ in gold is worth now in 2011

[mdo9707]

Yore' dead freemont!...lol

[ACUAirsofter]

So if this is Freemans mind than why did he get a sore throat from thinking in the pirate accent?

[issarss]

@ACUAirsofter the pirate was him speaking out loud.

[mattstorm360]

@ACUAirsofter He is not thinking all the time.

[jasonsan10]

143 people are paranoid

[hydra046]

@ACUAirsofter Mental Throat

[Narpocalypse]

@ACUAirsofter At the end of the pirate episode, he tells the new guy to "Get down." He was obviously talking the whole time. :3

[Trybut3]

@ACUAirsofter Freeman sure does have a lot of secrets stored in his mind

[flashtirade]

@ACUAirsofter because he thinks out loud

[CrazyVulpes]

@ACUAirsofter he talks to people too ARE YOU PEOPLE LISTENING TO ME?!

[ACUAirsofter]

@CrazyVulpes Do you understand the meaning of a joke ?

[MrLastlived]

@ACUAirsofter Cause hes Gordon fucking Freeman. He doesn't need to explain anything to you. If his mind wants to cough, it coughs!

[jonernest1]

@ACUAirsofter when i do an accent in my head, i move my throat with it, so i can imagine it better, maybe he did that

[Tom60062]

@ACUAirsofter Yeah, and why are his thoughts muffled under water?

[bipinformprotect]

@Tom60062 water goes in his ears ;)

[xxx223xxxx]

@ACUAirsofter i want to like this but it has 69 so im not going to

[tkskater1]

@ACUAirsofter He thinks out loud.

[sbk180tr]

@ACUAirsofter he sometimes thinks , sometimes talks. not his entire thoughts

[PyschadelicFan]

@ACUAirsofter he does talk from time to time..

[l2AGE1]

Either thats a hit or he's a very good actor. XD

[Senjai138]

This sounds like a job for ambassador pinapple! rofl

[spencertheheghog]

what company is allowed to have a missle?!?!?

[nevarezromero]

@spencertheheghog the government?

[Mixaraah]

Now I noticed that the graffiti actually says: 'Surrender Freemen'

[PizzaTheHutt117]

I actually did what he did when the tram stopped, keep walking.

[deadfishy666]

lol "This sounds like a job for ambassador pineapple. You will be representing me on the floor, now go out there and do your magic. -BOOM- Oh, looks like we came to a resolution." :D

[KeHaLEGOFilms]

i lol'd at 5:30 XD!

[SoapWrathPROductions]

When faced with difficult situations..maybe he should just ask himself: WWGFD?

[PurpleKaabii]

WHAT THE HELL, OWLS CAN SO READ YOUR THOUGHTS.

[universaldemos0]

You're just being paranoid!

[niteshmurti]

3:15 "Ahh! the misses of the house, try some of our product" always cracks me up XD