@NickBlackDIN No because monkey style came from older styles by shaolin kung fu masters observing monkeys in their habitats, the monkey style is wild and they flail around alot. Much how when monkeys fight and go into mating they try to show off with big flaunty movements in order to come off as more intimidating.
Are these martial arts used like Americans use dance? Entertainment and exercise? Or are they more symbolic to the culture than that? I just dont see much practical use for these styles.
@JgMilly In this case its all showmanship. All those exagerated movements you wouldn't use in a real fight. There are elements of them you can mix and match in a real fight and things you learn in Kung Fu that you can use to defend yourself but with all styles theres an element of showmanship which you only use for demonstrations. But in doing these kind of showy moves you develop a lot of body stregnth and balance which is good for you, Understanding your own body more is always practical.
@JgMilly they teach them for self defense, however in a real fight they act completely different. for example, a monkey fighter won't do any flips and a Drunken master wont stumble so much.
@treeman335 i thought the whole point of drunken boxing was to keep the opponent disoriented...because drunken boxers learn to strike from positions that would seem impossible or ineffective...thus, wouldn't the stumbling be advantageous even in a real fight?
@DakotaWiggles that would be true but nine times out of ten stumbeling won't make your opponent disoriented, it may just convince them you are easy prey, thus activating the fight. your only advantage in stumbling would be that your opponent may under-estimate you
@treeman335 well, what about the fact thati spoke about that they can inflict damage from positions that seem like no harm could come from it....like for example, a drunken boxer can make a fall look like tripping or something, and then completely reverse the situation with their agility and flexibity....so it would kind of help in that regard
@DakotaWiggles but there's no need for that, a successful drunken boxer can subdue an opponent in a matter of seconds without that stumbling, the whole "tipsy fighter" thing is just for exhibition
@treeman335 ya but then their only advantage is in the speed and power that comes from those exhibition type moves in the first place...cuz without the technique, they are like any other martial artist are they not? they would really on punches and kicks like anyone else....that`s why i see the technique as an advantage...even if it looks unnecessary it allows for punches and kicks to come out unseen to the opponent (or at least the objective is to make it unseen)
I wish could study drunken fist. But I dont think its the same unless youve actualy become drunk (Im 11) but im good at acting drunk! I do it to piss of bullies at school ( it makes them go crazy):)
Well first to really use the drunken fist one doesn't need to drunk >.> The drunken fist is a form of fighting that resembles the movemenrs of someone who is drunk. To fight drunk as to fighting someone who masters under the art of drunken fist can only be one outcome. Drunk losing to drunken fist. Why? Because drunken fist is ment to fool the person. While being drunk you shall have less time to react befor he already hit ya. This was only a show aka fake. A performance if you will. :)
@PeaceForAllPFA true enough yeah. dude could mostlikely destroy me. im just sayin that a lot of martial arts dont really do anything in real life situations. thats all
@aaqilian Yeah, your right on that one but they do hone their skills to their limits and break those limits. They will only use their skills in case they were in danger, which we all know we do not want to find out if they are as good in real life as they are in the movies. movies. But for sure, a master of the Monkey pole equipped with his staff would definately deal some serious damage.
that is a competition of forms and techniques the real version of that art isnt near as flashy and just a little bit of info for the knowledgeless morons like yourself. a knee strike of that martial art is not only the hardest to read for a counter attack but has enough power equal to a 33 mph car crash. think about that hitting your chest let alone any part of your body its a deff break or kill to a untrained body like yours dont talk shit about what u have no clue about.
@karasutengu4 ok dumb fuck 1st of all knowledgeless is not a word. if ur going to impugn someones intelligence make sure you are using actual words. otherwise u just sound fuckin silly. 2 i have been a martial artist for over 13 yrs and have fought many people with many styles. i think i have a good sense of what will work in actual combat. a lot of martial arts dont really work in street fight situations. thats a fact. u have no idea who iam u keyboard warrior so take ur judgements n fuc urself
@karasutengu4 and for the record i can go on wikipedia and find a cute lil factiod to make myself appear educated too. the fact is ur a piece of shit who doesnt have a fraction of the knowledge i do. so go on with ya bad self and if i ever meet you ill give you a real education about the art of combat. motherfucker
These techniques are not the proper fighting techniques. Most Kung Fu styles (monkey, tiger, drunken etc) have a display element like shown, yet are not used so literally in a real fight, instead you take the elements that a style may teach (eg Monkey with rapid movements, agility and quick strikes, while Tiger is more aggressive, Crane is more counter based etc) and use that to influence your real fighting style.
@StigJensen123 I mean, I may just be ignorant about Kung Fu, but surely what they are doing is just meant as a type of theater? They can't seriously think that they could fight someone like that?
@StigJensen123 If you knew anything about kung fu, which I'm pretty sure you don't given your ignorant statement. Kung Fu takes many shapes and forms and its lineage spans thousands of years. Drunken Fist might look like an "embarrassing" type of fighting style, but what you're doing is all talk and no walk. Try to go up against a professional martial artist who has studied this form of fighting style and I guarantee you won't be so quick to talk down on any type of kung fu.
@StigJensen123 And like what moofreaky said, there is a display element to these styles, it is used to entertain the crowd and as a show for the style. just like what you would see in WWE. But like WWE you're not going to see anyone that happens to be a pro wrestler who gets into a real fight outside of the ring grab a ladder out of nowhere and jump down onto the opponent. I hope you see the point I'm trying to make.
@StigJensen123 Dumb statements, go check out what these styles are based on and then you can come back. The Drunken style is a balancedriven style. It also serves to throw his opponent off balance and it confuses him more than anything. A master of the drunken style would most likely never get hit by a regular attack, so a boxer would not stand a chance.
This video was a show, to make the people in the audience laugh. You are the only one who embarrased yourself with that statement.
@brradsed a boxer wouldn't stand a chance????!!!! You're living in a dream world! Kung Fu is shit! I would gladly fight any so called master of drunken style and I'm just an average boxer
@StigJensen123 No, he is right. Boxing and Kung-Fu are very different and don't mix. Drunken style also takes years of training and exeptional balance, the point is to imitate a drunkard, but you have to know what your doing you can't just stumble around. I don't think a boxer just throwing punches could hit him. This is just a show.
@africandude1 you don't think a boxer just throwing punches could hit him? oh yeah? are you serious? boxing and kung-fu don't mix? what is there to mix? martial arts like this are so lame. tell me what would you trust your life to if someone were attacking you in the street - actual boxing skills or some weird dance display of some fucking idiot pretending to be drunk but with EXCEPTIONAL balance? fuck kung-fu and all these impractical faggot martial arts.
@StigJensen123 Go look at any video of shaolin monks, who have been trained in this. They have more disipline than most boxers. They move quiker and are strong as well as agile. I saw a video where they hit a monk in the stomach with a three inch thick wooden pole as part of training. The pole broke aginst his stomach and the monk didn't even flinch. A 15 year old monk doiing kung fu could take on an Grown boxer. You can't fight what you cant hit.
@StigJensen123 they know how to harden thier heads arms legs and chest somehow, so even a spear won't peirce it. They can break stones, bricks, and wood over thier heads and not even flinch.
@StigJensen123 Alright guy, you're right. It's basically more akin to dancing than martial arts. You win. But you're also making yourself look like a total douche. Congratulations. Why don't you just lay off the tough guy act? You ain't impressing anyone. It's kind of like going to a soccer match and heckling the players because you think you can beat them at basketball. Just please. Shut. Up.
@thetruelatinomale it takes years to master such a unique technique. you should not mock drun...wait what was the question again? oh yeah it does mean you are drunken fist master
I can't find a single video of drunken style being effective as a martial art. If someone could disprove my impression that this is really interpretive dance please respond
@skippy563 I can't respond with proof. But I can respond with what I know, Drunken fist is a practiced martial art to make The moves of the user, unpredictable, (In which case, It is supposed to be effective) not for fighting drunk. I myself haven't found a video proving how effective it can be in a real battle, but You can get the run down of how it MIGHT look in battle by watching Legend of the Drunken master, (yes I know its a movie, thats the closest thing I could think of).
@Radutsepesh Well how about a video of someone just using it against another person. It doesn't even need to be effective. I'm not trying to dis it or anything, I just want to see what it can do.
***** redneck accent**** >... I LIKe to drink whiskey and beat my wife after work during the week... and sunday at church when they ask about her black eye.. she say she looked in the microscope too hard... i got 99 probs and a fat bitch wife aint 1
Great video, and yes I am aware of the great skill, and coordination required to perform these martial arts, as kung fu is very difficult, but I think what would be even more entertaining is an actual drunk trying to fight an actual monkey
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That was one funky dunky monkey....stealing hes gourde sake and shit...what a funked up monky man. Funky Monkey lol Oh man what are we coming to now a days...yes brass the funky moneky people before he grabs he peaches or the pole.
uh',...so, like' where was the 'Monkey POLE'!? More like regular Monkey style that turned into' Drunken monkey! (which was very good!) Search under; Monkey STAFF' for some great Monkey pole routines!
Stupidest thing i ever seen, Go do a play or something, That shit is gay. Suck my monkey balls while im drunk and then we will talk...... Story of my life.
Bear in mind also that the purpose of the martial arts is not always to win fights - the finesse and commitment required have always been vital to their practice, and will remain so.
wow drunken duz help but in this vid the drunken dude wasnt all the master u know wat i mean like the monkey dude stle his beverage lol and then he threw it bak wtf
Of corse this martial arts can be used in fights. everyone here who says that they can't b aplied in real life situations would get beat in seconds. Any martial art can be used in fights. Of course there's no martial art that is supreme. any martial art can win against other, depends on the level of the one who practices. and in a martial art fight is not about who's the strongest or the deadlyest or the faster, is about who can more effectively use his martial art's technics to beat his oponent
Nigga PLease! ... Howcome u never see or hear about NO Drunken master ... Im from Brazil and CAPOEIRA is a form of Martial art .. to me its just for demos .. looks very interestin but useless in a real combat, now Brazilian Jiu-jitsu is lethal on the other hand ..uhmmm research on Kung-fu vs any martial arts .. THEY ALWAYZ GET SMOKEDD!!!!
Just like any other kung fun Vid ... Demos Only NEVER Contact! ... Wuts da point of doin a Drunken Kung fu ... You're already in trouble by knowin ONy kund fu ... and on top of that DRUNKEN KUNG FU hahhahaha! ... I murder a drunken master
No you wouldn't. Yeah its a demo and unimpressive but an actaul practicianer of drunkar would give you more than you can handle. Think of an opponent who can hit you at any angle not just straight up and down. With superb balance and extra ordinary speed though with the appearance of one who could be tipped over by a gust of wind. It be over before you realize it.
You gotta no how to apply it. How do you think they came up with these styles? In actual fights. They dont just make a funny dance and say hey I think this would work. It has to be tested in order to be catagorize as a fight style. These styles have been used for centureis and yeah there are some who just do it for the look but there are others like the monks of shaolin who actaully used it in street fights. Its way more brutal than what your seeing here.
Coming up with a fighting style is not secret fool. Any person with knowledge of the human body, its capabilites, martial arts conditioning can create a fighting style. Stop riding on these Kung Fu peoples cock and understand they are human just like you are. What does that mean? It means they can be defeated just like anyone can.
Didn't say they cant be beat Im saying that the style when applied correctly and not for some fancy show can work. It all depends on the practicianer.
Listen, only a fool practices what can not be applied immediately ands without waste. If you are going to practice this BS acting like you are drunk then you are going to get you ass beat by someone who will apply straight can of whip ass on you.
Your right only a fool practices what can't be applied. In a fight the last thing you do is Kata. Only someone with extreme pride would denounce something he has no knowledge of.
A drunk guy playing with a monkey. Fantastic.
ukyomonster 1 week ago
i wonder how a drunk monkey would fight
lionsmaine1238 2 weeks ago
a drunk and a monkey -w- hehe, i find this so cute for some reason
00Indeedibly00 3 weeks ago
im really scared of a monkey and a drunk
XpertThiefisCool 1 month ago
so many excessive moves, wich is expected from the "drunk" but you would think the Monkey pole would be a bit more conservative. hmm
NickBlackDIN 3 months ago
@NickBlackDIN No because monkey style came from older styles by shaolin kung fu masters observing monkeys in their habitats, the monkey style is wild and they flail around alot. Much how when monkeys fight and go into mating they try to show off with big flaunty movements in order to come off as more intimidating.
DnbDubJunkie 3 months ago
Are these martial arts used like Americans use dance? Entertainment and exercise? Or are they more symbolic to the culture than that? I just dont see much practical use for these styles.
JgMilly 4 months ago
@JgMilly In this case its all showmanship. All those exagerated movements you wouldn't use in a real fight. There are elements of them you can mix and match in a real fight and things you learn in Kung Fu that you can use to defend yourself but with all styles theres an element of showmanship which you only use for demonstrations. But in doing these kind of showy moves you develop a lot of body stregnth and balance which is good for you, Understanding your own body more is always practical.
deaconkris 4 months ago
@JgMilly they teach them for self defense, however in a real fight they act completely different. for example, a monkey fighter won't do any flips and a Drunken master wont stumble so much.
treeman335 3 months ago
@treeman335 i thought the whole point of drunken boxing was to keep the opponent disoriented...because drunken boxers learn to strike from positions that would seem impossible or ineffective...thus, wouldn't the stumbling be advantageous even in a real fight?
DakotaWiggles 1 month ago
@DakotaWiggles that would be true but nine times out of ten stumbeling won't make your opponent disoriented, it may just convince them you are easy prey, thus activating the fight. your only advantage in stumbling would be that your opponent may under-estimate you
treeman335 1 month ago
@treeman335 well, what about the fact thati spoke about that they can inflict damage from positions that seem like no harm could come from it....like for example, a drunken boxer can make a fall look like tripping or something, and then completely reverse the situation with their agility and flexibity....so it would kind of help in that regard
DakotaWiggles 1 month ago
@DakotaWiggles but there's no need for that, a successful drunken boxer can subdue an opponent in a matter of seconds without that stumbling, the whole "tipsy fighter" thing is just for exhibition
treeman335 1 month ago
@treeman335 ya but then their only advantage is in the speed and power that comes from those exhibition type moves in the first place...cuz without the technique, they are like any other martial artist are they not? they would really on punches and kicks like anyone else....that`s why i see the technique as an advantage...even if it looks unnecessary it allows for punches and kicks to come out unseen to the opponent (or at least the objective is to make it unseen)
DakotaWiggles 1 month ago
@treeman335 just sayin, but i think that that kind of technique could be practical in a real fight (i mean, unless the opponent has a gun)
DakotaWiggles 1 month ago
I wish could study drunken fist. But I dont think its the same unless youve actualy become drunk (Im 11) but im good at acting drunk! I do it to piss of bullies at school ( it makes them go crazy):)
DLeon138 4 months ago
goku vs mutenroshi
xonaist 4 months ago
fake and gay
Aaronivoify 4 months ago
Well first to really use the drunken fist one doesn't need to drunk >.> The drunken fist is a form of fighting that resembles the movemenrs of someone who is drunk. To fight drunk as to fighting someone who masters under the art of drunken fist can only be one outcome. Drunk losing to drunken fist. Why? Because drunken fist is ment to fool the person. While being drunk you shall have less time to react befor he already hit ya. This was only a show aka fake. A performance if you will. :)
gamereaper89 4 months ago
this reminded me of Flying panda's animation
max2839 4 months ago
do they have junkie style
monteskinhead 5 months ago
Below me are two Internet tough guys duking it out, proceed prepared for lulz.
Agent2090 5 months ago 13
holy shit that monke style looks deadly. too bad it wouldnt really work in any serious fight
aaqilian 5 months ago
@aaqilian haha you never know till you fight a master of the monkey pole
PeaceForAllPFA 5 months ago 2
@PeaceForAllPFA true enough yeah. dude could mostlikely destroy me. im just sayin that a lot of martial arts dont really do anything in real life situations. thats all
aaqilian 5 months ago
@aaqilian Yeah, your right on that one but they do hone their skills to their limits and break those limits. They will only use their skills in case they were in danger, which we all know we do not want to find out if they are as good in real life as they are in the movies. movies. But for sure, a master of the Monkey pole equipped with his staff would definately deal some serious damage.
PeaceForAllPFA 5 months ago
that is a competition of forms and techniques the real version of that art isnt near as flashy and just a little bit of info for the knowledgeless morons like yourself. a knee strike of that martial art is not only the hardest to read for a counter attack but has enough power equal to a 33 mph car crash. think about that hitting your chest let alone any part of your body its a deff break or kill to a untrained body like yours dont talk shit about what u have no clue about.
karasutengu4 5 months ago
@karasutengu4 ok dumb fuck 1st of all knowledgeless is not a word. if ur going to impugn someones intelligence make sure you are using actual words. otherwise u just sound fuckin silly. 2 i have been a martial artist for over 13 yrs and have fought many people with many styles. i think i have a good sense of what will work in actual combat. a lot of martial arts dont really work in street fight situations. thats a fact. u have no idea who iam u keyboard warrior so take ur judgements n fuc urself
aaqilian 5 months ago
@karasutengu4 and for the record i can go on wikipedia and find a cute lil factiod to make myself appear educated too. the fact is ur a piece of shit who doesnt have a fraction of the knowledge i do. so go on with ya bad self and if i ever meet you ill give you a real education about the art of combat. motherfucker
aaqilian 5 months ago
martial arts and sports they are not the same
nederlands2 5 months ago
monkey...???drunk????....what??
MitsosSasuke 5 months ago
the one who recorded the vid was also drunk
ChrisShuWu 6 months ago 52
@ChrisShuWu I was about to say this xD And I looked down at the top comments and it was already there.
GeneralShadow 4 months ago
Just dont feed the Jensen troll :Q Dont like it - leave it,kiddo.
CookieBullet 6 months ago
Zombie!!!!!!!!!!! jkjkjk
lastzamwesell 7 months ago
he was passing by and decided to particapate!!! aahha
atsglo 7 months ago
he drinks aquarius
MrGoedGedaan3 7 months ago
Camera drunk also
JamesLaisGlass 7 months ago 2
is that a true drank??
mjdulce 8 months ago
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Hi there - read my comment again: "surely what they are doing is just meant as a type of theater".
Yes I understand the point you're making. Goodbye!
StigJensen123 8 months ago
These techniques are not the proper fighting techniques. Most Kung Fu styles (monkey, tiger, drunken etc) have a display element like shown, yet are not used so literally in a real fight, instead you take the elements that a style may teach (eg Monkey with rapid movements, agility and quick strikes, while Tiger is more aggressive, Crane is more counter based etc) and use that to influence your real fighting style.
MooFreaky 8 months ago
....... where is the fight?
Cherabreena 8 months ago
Kung Fu is embarrasing. WTF are they doing? What's the point. A few uppercuts would sort them out
StigJensen123 8 months ago
@StigJensen123
HAHAHAHA ;) indeed
warp44 8 months ago
@StigJensen123 I mean, I may just be ignorant about Kung Fu, but surely what they are doing is just meant as a type of theater? They can't seriously think that they could fight someone like that?
StigJensen123 8 months ago
@StigJensen123 If you knew anything about kung fu, which I'm pretty sure you don't given your ignorant statement. Kung Fu takes many shapes and forms and its lineage spans thousands of years. Drunken Fist might look like an "embarrassing" type of fighting style, but what you're doing is all talk and no walk. Try to go up against a professional martial artist who has studied this form of fighting style and I guarantee you won't be so quick to talk down on any type of kung fu.
TWutangT 8 months ago
@StigJensen123 And like what moofreaky said, there is a display element to these styles, it is used to entertain the crowd and as a show for the style. just like what you would see in WWE. But like WWE you're not going to see anyone that happens to be a pro wrestler who gets into a real fight outside of the ring grab a ladder out of nowhere and jump down onto the opponent. I hope you see the point I'm trying to make.
TWutangT 8 months ago
@StigJensen123
It's a performance. They're telling a story. Monkey steals wine, drunk gets angry and takes it back, monkey steals again and gets drunk.
LetsGoFreshCookies 8 months ago
@StigJensen123 Dumb statements, go check out what these styles are based on and then you can come back. The Drunken style is a balancedriven style. It also serves to throw his opponent off balance and it confuses him more than anything. A master of the drunken style would most likely never get hit by a regular attack, so a boxer would not stand a chance.
This video was a show, to make the people in the audience laugh. You are the only one who embarrased yourself with that statement.
brradsed 6 months ago
@brradsed a boxer wouldn't stand a chance????!!!! You're living in a dream world! Kung Fu is shit! I would gladly fight any so called master of drunken style and I'm just an average boxer
StigJensen123 6 months ago
@StigJensen123 No, he is right. Boxing and Kung-Fu are very different and don't mix. Drunken style also takes years of training and exeptional balance, the point is to imitate a drunkard, but you have to know what your doing you can't just stumble around. I don't think a boxer just throwing punches could hit him. This is just a show.
africandude1 6 months ago
@africandude1 you don't think a boxer just throwing punches could hit him? oh yeah? are you serious? boxing and kung-fu don't mix? what is there to mix? martial arts like this are so lame. tell me what would you trust your life to if someone were attacking you in the street - actual boxing skills or some weird dance display of some fucking idiot pretending to be drunk but with EXCEPTIONAL balance? fuck kung-fu and all these impractical faggot martial arts.
StigJensen123 6 months ago
@StigJensen123 Go look at any video of shaolin monks, who have been trained in this. They have more disipline than most boxers. They move quiker and are strong as well as agile. I saw a video where they hit a monk in the stomach with a three inch thick wooden pole as part of training. The pole broke aginst his stomach and the monk didn't even flinch. A 15 year old monk doiing kung fu could take on an Grown boxer. You can't fight what you cant hit.
africandude1 6 months ago
@StigJensen123 they know how to harden thier heads arms legs and chest somehow, so even a spear won't peirce it. They can break stones, bricks, and wood over thier heads and not even flinch.
africandude1 6 months ago
@africandude1 they would flinch if I popped them right in the nose
StigJensen123 6 months ago
@StigJensen123 Alright guy, you're right. It's basically more akin to dancing than martial arts. You win. But you're also making yourself look like a total douche. Congratulations. Why don't you just lay off the tough guy act? You ain't impressing anyone. It's kind of like going to a soccer match and heckling the players because you think you can beat them at basketball. Just please. Shut. Up.
markthewhalekiller 6 months ago 2
@StigJensen123 Fail troll has failed.
tlucentefl 6 months ago
He wasted half his time fake drinking...
Mapledream1 9 months ago
that kick was graceful!
HellsSkulkers 9 months ago
stupid
Povixas 9 months ago
i rather get a fist up my ass then a monkey pole xD
john20050 10 months ago
its about not fighting
nailclippers56 10 months ago
This sounds like a funky porno...
zerotankor 10 months ago
KUng FU + Ninja= great discipline of man in woods who endures life for the moon
MrDoomNet 10 months ago
its stupid to fight a money when your drunk. your a grown man. you shouldn't be fighting monkeys..
ahhhhhron 10 months ago
I dont like the monkey style, have a lot of wasted moves. my opnion = ¹_¹ =
Garudabr 11 months ago
who is the b1tch screaming in the background xD
a7oable 11 months ago
y stop when it gets interesting?....also did anyone else feel like the camera man was also a little tipsy lol *shake shake shake*
aulae 11 months ago
kungfu is always related to buddhist and monkey style too...
Unknowndable 1 year ago
DRUNKIE VS. MONKEY!!!
xacto202 1 year ago
i see more performances then fights. Asian martial art styles seem more about inner control and style then fighting
Gellis2009 1 year ago
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The only drunk here is the person holding the camera :) ....
MrVatistas 1 year ago
The only drunk here is the person holding the camera :) ....
MrVatistas 1 year ago 2
This is an embarrassing display of drunken boxing. Its not made for the ring, its a street fighting style.
Chaneyslops 1 year ago
wtf is this a fight or a ballet?
theBacklash4 1 year ago
I like the concept, but I think it could have used some work.
undertakerofevil 1 year ago
lol he sees 3 of em lol jk
muymomal9 1 year ago
i am a drunken fist master .... well i am drunk alot and i fight alot
does that count???
thetruelatinomale 1 year ago 29
@thetruelatinomale That just makes you Irish
finalconsecration 1 year ago
@thetruelatinomale it takes years to master such a unique technique. you should not mock drun...wait what was the question again? oh yeah it does mean you are drunken fist master
zoroarkkid 4 months ago
@thetruelatinomale I fist a lot
CandyGrind1 4 months ago
cream style all day!!
TheDrunx666 1 year ago
That monkey pole guy is missing something.....what is it... oh yeah, a POLE. Its just monkey kung fu.
DrVoltage1 1 year ago 3
Haha, why is that guy wasted?!!? Did he forget he had a big game that day and went to the bars with his bros?!
dangeresque429 1 year ago
God, drunk vs. monkey? Nobody will ever hit anything!
thewildone 1 year ago 2
I can't find a single video of drunken style being effective as a martial art. If someone could disprove my impression that this is really interpretive dance please respond
skippy563 1 year ago
@skippy563 I can't respond with proof. But I can respond with what I know, Drunken fist is a practiced martial art to make The moves of the user, unpredictable, (In which case, It is supposed to be effective) not for fighting drunk. I myself haven't found a video proving how effective it can be in a real battle, but You can get the run down of how it MIGHT look in battle by watching Legend of the Drunken master, (yes I know its a movie, thats the closest thing I could think of).
Radutsepesh 1 year ago
@Radutsepesh Well how about a video of someone just using it against another person. It doesn't even need to be effective. I'm not trying to dis it or anything, I just want to see what it can do.
skippy563 1 year ago
@skippy563 Same here, the only stuff I can find, is like a 1-2 minute friendly fight, and it never really shows the full potential of drunken fist.
Radutsepesh 1 year ago
Worst performance of drunken style I've ever seen.
9NoKitsune 1 year ago
they are the clowns of martial arts :D
netsky0 1 year ago
he looks pretty damm drunk to me
swanbeachbump 1 year ago
***** redneck accent**** >... I LIKe to drink whiskey and beat my wife after work during the week... and sunday at church when they ask about her black eye.. she say she looked in the microscope too hard... i got 99 probs and a fat bitch wife aint 1
MSIturnedmegay 1 year ago
@MSIturnedmegay ****idiot accent**** haha, I can't tell the difference between stereotypes and reality.
Sladeplyr 1 year ago
god dang monkey trying to steal my liquor!!!!
Makeoutparadise2 1 year ago 2
LOL @ Monkey Pole...
ThirdEyeLight 1 year ago
what kind of bs vid is this
tesotalas 1 year ago
what kind of bs comment is this
Momentum139 1 year ago
What would happen if it WAS A drunk against a monkey?
neutralhero999 1 year ago
@neutralhero999
I'm going to look that up now :L
MichaelTheSilageMan 1 year ago
Great video, and yes I am aware of the great skill, and coordination required to perform these martial arts, as kung fu is very difficult, but I think what would be even more entertaining is an actual drunk trying to fight an actual monkey
Amatugold 1 year ago 4
@Amatugold hell yeah
wakawaka60 1 year ago
That guy tais using monkey pole would have to b s energetic and have lot`s of stanima for all thos rolls and jumps.
Sourbum1 1 year ago
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AkatsukiPR0 1 year ago
I dont know how to appreciate gimmick
cafepassion 1 year ago
Its not so much a fighting comp, they do different competitions for different things, they do HAVE fighting ones, but this isn't one of them.
PaulWagsUK 1 year ago
all rednecks should learn drunken fist
dOpzmaister 1 year ago
Yes he isnt drunk because this is the technique of shaolin monk's
Drunk fist ;)
HubSoNeX 1 year ago
this looks more like a dance than a real fight
Jibanizer 1 year ago
this is more a dance than a fight
Jibanizer 1 year ago
umm... i dont get it, i mean no disrespect, but it looks really choreographed.
still, fun to watch.
klanky0stupid 1 year ago
@klanky0stupid no fuckin shit...
Kbeets 1 year ago
never have i seen a fist and a pole come together so gracefully
shawn123465 1 year ago
looks like Wang vs. Blanka...lol
OnePissedTiger 1 year ago
HOLY SMOKES! This guy ROCKS at being a monkey.
...I mean a martial artist...
IvektFromMoldova 1 year ago
monkey pole with no Pole? bummer because monkey climbs the pole and Monkey bends the tree are both cool moves.
LunasCraincloud 1 year ago
nice
Sh4p3L0rd 1 year ago
what the heck is this man? this is just prancing around. where is the actual taolu? id rather watch ballet. this isnt proper wushu.
afy300 1 year ago
uve got to be kidding me right.....what the hell is this
aformofgeorge 1 year ago
I wanna see porch monkey style...yo!
lmao
PosholNahooy 1 year ago
Drunken Man: Stop taking my drink!
Monkey: Come on just one sip!
Drunken Man: Oy give it back!
Monkey: What the!?!? This taste horse piss!!!
chengoo 1 year ago
Goddamn it!! Can I geta real demonstration of drunken fist boxing.
throatpoka 2 years ago
i'd like to learn this style just so i could get drunk and see if I get better :0
blackcard23 2 years ago
u suppose to be able to control yourself when u drunk, but still remain drunk.
tengokunoshi 2 years ago
this is not a real fight
jjpierren 2 years ago
LOL pokemon fighting
valcrist6742 2 years ago
he isnt drunk its a fighting style
calligrafia999 2 years ago 62
@calligrafia999 no he's just drunk lmao
kiddscyth 1 year ago
@calligrafia999 we know but it goes hard if he was really drunk
bryanflores123 7 months ago
@calligrafia999 And the other guy isn't really a monkey, hes just a jap
achfearamhain 6 months ago
they shall fight for the alcoholic beverage >:3
gothgirl1330 2 years ago 10
Poor drunk guy, monkey is playing around with him :(
Krejtaz 2 years ago
damm monkies doing damage
2babies1cup 2 years ago
53 seconds, monkey steals the bottle lol
sumrandomaccount420 2 years ago 2
this is why, WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK, YOU DON'T FUCK WITH MONKEY!"
mic300391 2 years ago 5
Let's dance! lol
pectorox 2 years ago
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That was one funky dunky monkey....stealing hes gourde sake and shit...what a funked up monky man. Funky Monkey lol Oh man what are we coming to now a days...yes brass the funky moneky people before he grabs he peaches or the pole.
Se7enElement 2 years ago
@Se7enElement wtf are you talking about? just stop
lfscout777 2 years ago
il try il try....its just peaches and monkeys....its all so tempting.
Whatever fuck the monkys...there all evil.
They always steal
Se7enElement 2 years ago 2
ITs like a monkey with a camera -_-.
x0Spectator0x 2 years ago
the guord is a nice touch. Good video well choreographed.
Destenyne 2 years ago 3
I want to see a youtube video where a kung fu fighter beats another art.
Until then BRASS MONKEY THAT FUNKY MONKEY!
killersushi99 2 years ago 26
@killersushi99 you'll never see that on Youtube; go study this art and come back when you just can do what you see ;)
(20 years later..... oups this was very hard) lol
pierricpao 1 year ago
@killersushi99 ive seen the smelly finger style its tight
ruggedd 1 year ago
@killersushi99 try Eshan Shafiq's vids
Capoknin 1 year ago
@killersushi99 you can watch on youtube many fighting of kung fu vs karate or taekwando or anything else just watch
wushukungfuJPK 1 year ago
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Vaultzero 2 years ago
very well choreographed
guitaristcdc002 2 years ago
uh',...so, like' where was the 'Monkey POLE'!? More like regular Monkey style that turned into' Drunken monkey! (which was very good!) Search under; Monkey STAFF' for some great Monkey pole routines!
MemphisFlash 2 years ago 2
brass monkey!!
egglot12 2 years ago
THAT FUNKY MONKEY!!
redcitymc 2 years ago
LOL!
egglot12 2 years ago
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Stupidest thing i ever seen, Go do a play or something, That shit is gay. Suck my monkey balls while im drunk and then we will talk...... Story of my life.
toddyr14 2 years ago
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terrrrrrorist 2 years ago
Bear in mind also that the purpose of the martial arts is not always to win fights - the finesse and commitment required have always been vital to their practice, and will remain so.
RobinHood3000 2 years ago 6
wow drunken duz help but in this vid the drunken dude wasnt all the master u know wat i mean like the monkey dude stle his beverage lol and then he threw it bak wtf
shadowchaosspin 2 years ago
Of corse this martial arts can be used in fights. everyone here who says that they can't b aplied in real life situations would get beat in seconds. Any martial art can be used in fights. Of course there's no martial art that is supreme. any martial art can win against other, depends on the level of the one who practices. and in a martial art fight is not about who's the strongest or the deadlyest or the faster, is about who can more effectively use his martial art's technics to beat his oponent
Natos72 2 years ago 4
Does your drunken fist want 2 stroke my monkey pole? LOL.
frankfamilyyadtel 2 years ago 2
LOLOLO
AznPersuazn90210 2 years ago
Sambo is for my lil nigga..
17018820 2 years ago
SAMBO stinks...
BooYaaTribe777 2 years ago
Nigga PLease! ... Howcome u never see or hear about NO Drunken master ... Im from Brazil and CAPOEIRA is a form of Martial art .. to me its just for demos .. looks very interestin but useless in a real combat, now Brazilian Jiu-jitsu is lethal on the other hand ..uhmmm research on Kung-fu vs any martial arts .. THEY ALWAYZ GET SMOKEDD!!!!
BooYaaTribe777 2 years ago
You are right ! Check the video on Youtube titled " Kung Fu Vs. Karate.
IsOkReallyOK 2 years ago
LOL ... okay man ... our sambo drilled your jiu jitsu and Noguiera is a prove to that 3 times =) so its not lethal =)
R3fLeCt3D 2 years ago
Just like any other kung fun Vid ... Demos Only NEVER Contact! ... Wuts da point of doin a Drunken Kung fu ... You're already in trouble by knowin ONy kund fu ... and on top of that DRUNKEN KUNG FU hahhahaha! ... I murder a drunken master
BooYaaTribe777 2 years ago
No you wouldn't. Yeah its a demo and unimpressive but an actaul practicianer of drunkar would give you more than you can handle. Think of an opponent who can hit you at any angle not just straight up and down. With superb balance and extra ordinary speed though with the appearance of one who could be tipped over by a gust of wind. It be over before you realize it.
ChaosIadore 2 years ago
Looks great but it will get your ass killed in a fight.
IsOkReallyOK 2 years ago
You gotta no how to apply it. How do you think they came up with these styles? In actual fights. They dont just make a funny dance and say hey I think this would work. It has to be tested in order to be catagorize as a fight style. These styles have been used for centureis and yeah there are some who just do it for the look but there are others like the monks of shaolin who actaully used it in street fights. Its way more brutal than what your seeing here.
ChaosIadore 2 years ago
Coming up with a fighting style is not secret fool. Any person with knowledge of the human body, its capabilites, martial arts conditioning can create a fighting style. Stop riding on these Kung Fu peoples cock and understand they are human just like you are. What does that mean? It means they can be defeated just like anyone can.
IsOkReallyOK 2 years ago
Didn't say they cant be beat Im saying that the style when applied correctly and not for some fancy show can work. It all depends on the practicianer.
ChaosIadore 2 years ago 2
Listen, only a fool practices what can not be applied immediately ands without waste. If you are going to practice this BS acting like you are drunk then you are going to get you ass beat by someone who will apply straight can of whip ass on you.
IsOkReallyOK 2 years ago
Your right only a fool practices what can't be applied. In a fight the last thing you do is Kata. Only someone with extreme pride would denounce something he has no knowledge of.