River Monsters: Piranha Killers

[ifromthepast]

Fresh water dolphins??

[Subzeroice55]

He a crazy fool

[Fram1996]

this was rather disappointing...

[theskatergirl23]

when i saw the red water and the creepy shape of the dolphins i freaked out :S

[likitty20]

they are Amazon river dolphins and they have about 100 peg-like front teeth for catching prey and eats crustaceans, crabs, small turtles, catfish, piranhas, and other fish

[lilwayyne]

MAMMALS FTW

and btw

a long jaw is good for other things as well ;) HAHHAHA no beastiality intended

[GuGtheone]

@lilwayyne "no beastiality intended"

yeah right, i see you eyeing that poor dolphins blow hole... i'll bet you wanna skull fuck poor little flipper don't you?

[TheWayne8698673]

I can uuuooooooo with my sonar

[habzie123]

my dick is a dolphin and i flog it everyday

[MARCUStheDEXTOR]

are you kiddin?! they are not piranha's infact, there is no such thing of a enormous piranha, thats a cute gentle dolphin, he just doesn't want you to keep those fish!

[Sarabii69]

@MARCUStheDEXTOR Everyone already knows they're dolphins, your the only moron who didn't listen to the video. They're piranha killers, therefore they eat piranhas.

[smellmyfiinger]

oohhhhhh,,,aaaahhhhhh,,,thats my winky!! O.o

[lund3000]

Dolphins are our friends.. My ass.

[cheesintong]

aaaaas



[SpanglishMC]

lol and what would he have done if they just bit his leg 2 get the bucket of fish lol, dolphin are smart after all

[SpanglishMC]

lmao @ 1:37 that one got my thumb....that one got me thumb

[TheWWExpert]

Is that a Baiji Dolphin?

[honkdonkify]

you got balls

[10aagun]

@honkdonkify of steel

[Shogun1236]

What if they thought his dick was a fish?

[bigvirgotube]

Between here and Australia's Outback...more wild things to kill ya then you can shake a stick at...

[adriannicus]

Even the freakin dolphins are the stuff of nightmares down there. Screw that sh*t, piranas, fish that swim up your johnson, and these scary b-strds, no thanks.

[largra]

Where are the fireworks, nebulus and the starslides?!

[GustavoPearlman]

one of the best movie that i ever watched..saw this in webmovietube

[harshLesson]

balls

[6241martin]

tose dolphins r so cute

[forzafreak94]

SHIT THT GUY IS CRAZY

[Ghondom]

he lowe pain



[shermanmaple]

I first thought those were sharks

[ScrapHeart]

@Nammael Debatable, but not in an intelligent way. I'd much rather debate the use of all caps.

[aznguy11111]

i can tell those dolphins are so happyy

[Electrostatyczny]

Dolphins killings piranhas? LOL

[ScrapHeart]

My name is Jeremy Wade and I never actually catch river monsters... just fish.

[Nammael]

@ScrapHeart That, is HUGELY debatable.

[TimberWolfD1]

I think they struck his balls of steel.

[IndonesiaNegaraKu]

i personally do not enjoy having anal sex.

[ThomasWinkworth]

one could easily just nam off his spring roll, he is a nutter

[ThePakenshet]

try Justin Beiber's penis, no doubt the dolphins will spit it out! :)

[SteelDogX]

@ThePakenshet

There would be nothing to spit out.

[ipk2638]

awww.... there were so cute!!

[wendyhang94]

haha, this reminds me of the other guy that squealed like a girl when he made a video of these dolphins.

[SuperGamerDude01]

ATTENTION ALL VIEWERS!!!!! Titties! That is all, carry on.

[TheMetal199]

@SuperGamerDude01 hahaha your so fucking funny

[Sarabii69]

@SuperGamerDude01 tosh.0 much

[xavistheman]

2:19 - 2.24. Using sonar to find your dick? We geddit....

[pinky7788]

pls find Nessie.

[RebeccaPierri]

1:42 lolz AYyYEYEEEE

[LetsGetMoney214]

watched this shit an learned somethin..im proud of myself haha

[muffinscute1]

imagine he was naked in there, what would hapend to his.... well you know.

8===D

[db02896]

this guy is so brave

[jenina9516]

breathtaking,,ooooo

[ArmAg3d0n1]

And then all of the sudden one of the dolfins thinks that his dick is a fish....shall i continue or we all know what happens next? xD

[evilasever]

They should insert Disney music from the Little Mermaid or something...

[geniussesme]

lol,it seems like those animals look like so dangerous underwater,it's flipper...lol

[angelcloudesa]

AWHOHOHOHOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH hahahaahaha lol..

[runeblaster4]

damn nature you violent

[CLEnforcer]

@ 0:21 JUMP

[SrConservador]

These are just pink botos. Legend goes that on full moon nights pink botos can turn into a good looking, attractive man who will seduce young ladies wandering on the riverbanks, impregnated them and then vanish in the night. Of course it's all a handy excuse for pregnant young, single girls to give their credulous parents.

[lobelia2]

i wonder why banyan tree hasn't built a resort at the amazon river yet.

[tuzito31895]

hell yeah mammals FTW

[ambrosiaaaaaa]

I was expecting something more like a big giant catfish with teeth, not gay sharks.

[AfcFresh]

2:28 ....whoo hoo got my dick

[golondrinojg]

Im pretty sure i read somewhere that dolphins fight sharks and that is why sharks dont really feed on dolphins

[GenericNameBeta]

Wild Dolphins have scars all over them from biting each other when they are fighting. They are only really friendly to us because they are smart enough to know not to fuck with us. Glee would get its ass kicked by dolphins.

[whowhatwhenwatch]

Glee can suck a cock if they say dolphins are gay sharks >.>

[came2myrescue]

my hand is a dolphin...

[20PkA]

@came2myrescue nub :P ..

[IGCommanderAlexander]

@came2myrescue EVERYBOY's IS RUSSIAN

[came2myrescue]

@IGCommanderAlexander In Soviet Russia... every dolphin is a hand

hmm... wait... I think I said the joke wrong.

[snowkeu]

@came2myrescue if u guys dont know wat that is, go watch, rebecca black, friday, brocs dubb

[adriannicus]

@came2myrescue You mean your *hand flogs your dolphin*.

[KevlarNinja]

OH! Amizon River Dolphins! Also, Piranha are eaten be Caimans (smaller cousins of the Allagator), Anacondas, and people. That's right, people! They even use there teeth as combs. In fact, Piranha is a native word that means "sicssors".

[raidenkurosaki345]

Dolphins? Gay?? Sharks cant fight off Piranha. So the dolphin is better. =_= 

[bindywinner1]

"strange bulgy head" thats what she said! TROLOLO

[AQWThatWeirdNoob]

Can I put mt penis in it? O:

[GizmoMofo7]

they have long and elongated jaws for a reason.. wearing pants are advised

[Pookaloofagus]

Oh my gosh . . . What is it? No, don't go into the water! NO, don't! -splash- Oh, never mind, it's just a dolphin . . . NO, it bit your thumb, I told you don't go into the water!

[ledias65]

that was scary shit at first. but for real, dolphins fight sharks and shit. they are one of the smartest animals in the water.

[MrShinzuzu]

1. put one of the bait near your dick

2. horny blow job

3. ???

4. profit

[x82ndODSTx]

Who else got a little freaked out when the thing grabbed for the fish...

And then saw it was just a dolphin.

Well played, Animal Planet... Well played...

[guitarheroziplock]

sounded like he was having an orgasm xD

[KlLLZON3]

Double check your zipper before you jump in, don't want them mistaking that for bait.

[Jackazzism]

you would watch glee because it's gay

[BogiCECHL04]

aren´t dolphins used for some kind of therapy with childs? OMG !

[noyzizi]

i dont care if they are dolphins, you aint gettin me in that water and you sure as hell aint gonna make me no damn guinea pig

[odinfreefall]

just imagine if his junk slipped out

[Seijikuro]

how the fuck did he get middle of no where

[purpleburry13]

omg...he looks so freaked out...its so funny! hes terrified of dolphins

[asianpwnyourbigass]

OMG SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!

[TheEntertainerboy]

in this situation ( under water feeding the dolphins ) i will take care of my NOODLE, what if the dolphins want to tast something else !??!!

[a2nthomashooker]

of cource they have a dark side. did you never watch the simpson episode where they take over? :D

[GalaxyTrigger82]

lol these creatures are highly adapted killers and feared by piranhas..dolphins XD

[watt1000]

1:00 well that's just bull$%&#

[vashfan309]

FRESHWATER DOLPHINS

[StatutoryBear]

i was waiting for something vicious to fucking rip his leg off, but then i saw the gay floaty thing and was like ' eh, whatever is in that water is as gay as the floaty'

[captainpegs07]

I thought he was first putting on some swim wings

[ryanrenesis]

what if they bit his penis

[casaex]

yes! dolphins are cute lil killers!

[Nevigo]

wow..yes thats really monsters.DOLPHINS! Hahah

[cloudrain123]

2:00 "WAAAAA...OOOOWW" he is obviously scared and IS screaming

[alfrenium]

2:20 dolphin bit him in the nuts. i can't stop laughing

[Akaoushi]

So is it just me or is this guy nuts for getting in the water with some of the things on this show?

And whos more nuts? him or the camera man for filming?

[bamabelle327]

According to me, Glee is just gay.

[ePexion]

What if his dick peeped out and they thought it was a fish lol

[runswithlolwolves]

one of these days hes going to do a program about great whites and be like...

reporter: "im here in the atlantic ocean and i want to know is if cover myself in seal and human blood right after i pour a bucket of blood into the water and wait for some to come and see if i can swim with them.... wish me luck!"

[santinasiford05]

he,i watched this movie 5 times in webmovietube..thank u

[AMM737]

Dolphins with killer teeth and scares away piranhas...and still friendly :)

[mailo7676]

1:58  whaaaaow

[attomal]

I wasn't expecting that!

[JoEl8415]

What kind of dolpphins are those?!

[Flowersim]

killer dolphins...

[ManuGinobili1977]

do pirnaha kill people like in the movies

[u2todit4me]

@ManuGinobili1977 they can turn a person into a skeleton in a couple of minutes.

[PRINCEH00D]

Hes thinking "oooo not my dick" XD

[clhitchc0329]

THOSE DOLPHINS R LIKE BLACK GUYS AT KFC WTF

[bajeebies]

Dolphins? I expected something more scarier.

[santinasiford05]

thanks andrea haha!! nice movie..just watched this in webmovietube

[555jjackson]

wtffffp

[555jjackson]

wtffff

[Schmidt3296]

i would shit so many bricks....

[cubeinator]

now lets go watch Piranha3D!

[Randgod86]

This guy probably has the biggest balls ever. You couldn;t pay me to swim that far out in the AMAZON RIVER!

[cody12345249]

There so cute :3

[cykokiller16]

DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY

[EvilKorbinDallas]

Didn' he learn anything from the simpsons? DOLPHINS ARE EVIL!

[iTzMuffinx]

Thumbs up if you thought it was going to be something scary.

[4rchitek]

@iTzMuffinx if you were in swimming and you saw one of those, you would be scared.

[haohaohayashi]

@iTzMuffinx thumbs up if you agree this guy totally ruined it ):

[Dragonstorm787]

@iTzMuffinx

Even so, it still looks a little creepy especially when just the mouth rose up. I've seen dolphins but never one like that in all that murkiness.

[Wucares]

@iTzMuffinx Thumbs up if you think ITzMuffinx is an attention whore !

[iTzMuffinx]

@Wucares LOL, 306 thumbs up? Wasn't expecting that ;)

[Wucares]

@iTzMuffinx just shows how attentionwhore you are :)

[iTzMuffinx]

@Wucares Just shows how much you love it ;)

[TheSinister888]

i like dolphines

[tpluseddy4eva]

dolphins are the equivalent of a homicidal joker(from batman)

[PrinceSnifflePhooey]

piranhas are scared of dolhpins wow piranhas are PUSSYS lol

[bluesboydude]

HAHA KEEP WATCHING 2:00 XD  '' wow, wow, wow.''

[xXCWALDROUPXx]

1:09 MINE BITCH! *chomp*

[millionaiire9]

is this dude scared of anything? especially big sea creautures with big teeth?

[Puggleb0y]

Best sound effects ever.

[TheYazoo321]

stupid vid stupid youtube

[TheYazoo321]

and again!

[TheYazoo321]

this vid has been suggested for me by youtube about 20 times now and it never play's

[wtfnative]

fuck advertisements



[jheymsz07]

LOL

i thought this vid was scary!!

[clemorockt]

got his weener...

[bergschoorsteen]

nice job XD

[mangafreek3295]

lol viewer discretion advised. Oh the HORROR! DOLPHINS!

[rotas5s5]

looks like fun :p

[SKATE3PS]

Who is this crazy guy ??

[kibblekibb10]

According to glee... dolphins are gay sharks.

[easter360eggs]

@kibblekibb10 loooooool 

[spartan1010101]

@kibblekibb10 I got a degree from glee once :) but every time someone sees it, they laugh at me cuz its in crayon :|

[bigfootisreal100]

@kibblekibb10 Yeah glee knows all about gay, man what a shit show!!!

[MrCuppycake33]

@kibblekibb10 who watches glee?



[Pinchfuzz]

@kibblekibb10 Who is Glee?

[HaroBikez2010]

@kibblekibb10 lol

[KevlarNinja]

@kibblekibb10 Yet anouther reason for me to hate glee.

[SkateThenBlaze]

@kibblekibb10 according to glee, people who watch are gay

[xXxdorkxlightxXx]

SCARY! DAMN YOU, NATURE!

[jagrench62]

2:20 i think they bit  'is wanka

[210smoker]

210

[49kasey]

@anijman All I've heard is that they'll eat you alive in 3 minutes so how can you say that once they taste blood they don't go into a feeding frenzy?

[anijman]

and another thing. Piranha's do bite humans. so don't think you can just go swimming in any river when you go some where in south america. They won't kill you but they do bite. This coming from someone who does live in south america and knows many people who have lost toes or fingers due to piranhas

[anijman]

it's really not that unexpected or rare to think cute little dolphins would be the killers of piranhas. I mean come on, dolphins kill sharks all the time. They are very strong and smart too and they hunt in packs

[theunknownchode]

Da hell. Those wild dolphins isn't tamed. He's lucky to be alive.

[hoothoot800]

WOW that was unexpected

[kamielproost]

Why call it river Monsters while they are highly intelligent beings that.. yes feed on fish.. why always this cheap 'Monster/killer" sensation bulls**t..???

He could say: Look Beautifull sweet water Dolphins that communicat with sonar and live here for a million years.. etc. etc.

[aotearoastyle]

@kamielproost Thats why he has his job and you dont ! . He says the right thing

[manhunt202]

we are rick rolld by animel planet

[xxxxGothmogxxxx]

that water don't look very fresh to me

[XboxSongProductions]

look how bloody the water is XD

[danny77666]

dolphins really

[iXeNooN]

loooooooooool

[GiovaniB52]

Fresh water dolphin?? Never knew they exsisited. My gosh, they don't look to friendly at all , They look a little like flipper but with a bad attitude